general-media

[open plume]

Are you counting your money? 😂

The lawman is making the typical “Ima gonna git ya” pose

No I was reloading double revs lol

[open plume]

My eyes were never the same after the lumbago

[tropic badger]

looks like the lumbago finally got uncle

[open plume]

I need medical attention

[south plover]

https://twitter.com/GameSpot/status/1369105691919736832?s=20

GameSpot (@GameSpot)

Rust is coming to PS4 and Xbox One this Spring 2021! https://t.co/eHB2KOHm4B

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2021, 2:00 AM

[toxic tendon]

Oh it's about to be more toxic than chernoble

[undone flint]

why does this exist

[undone flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538065117678403584/818697848421744660/video0.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/512786196322058251/818599170327576633/video0-2.mov

[night marsh]

https://youtu.be/_84rpG86XcE

[south plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-silly-cat-hilarious-cat-falling-confused-cat-gif-14133355

[cursive nimbus]

Exactly a month ago I was suddenly featured by one of the biggest video game developers in the world! Rockstar Games the makers of the Grand Theft Auto series, the Red Dead Redemption series, Max Payne 3, The Bully series etc.

Personally I think this was a real dream come true, I have always wanted to show how beautiful games can look and how beautiful, realistic games can look, it is not always about shooting and playing quickly trough it, with a photo or an editor you can do so much more and beautiful.

How cool that I could experience this! Again I would like to thank everyone who supported me in this very much, without you guys I would never have gotten there. I still have no words for this, it is so cool to experience!

[gusty gyro]

mem e

[gusty gyro]

100% pog

congratulations

[cursive nimbus]

Thank you very much! I really appreciate that, it means so much to me.

[ember loom]

Whoa dude that's pretty cool . Keep up the good work

[open plume]

I found this it do be true

[timber shadow]

"Riders of the storm"

"Money"

[open plume]

MONEY

MONEY YIB ME

THE

MONEYS

IN. LE Ř÷GOÂST

EEGE8ADR

[violet island]

WE JUST NEED SOME MUNEH

[timber shadow]

Glad you like it? @open plume

[open plume]

neymo

[deep sail]

Just the way I like her

Covered in blood

[dusky palm]

Damn lol

[open plume]

Pick up reverend Swanson

He’s already 20 feet down 😂👌

hold swanson gentle like hamburger
throw swanson off bridge

Like hamburger

Love that

the sound it makes when he hits the ground tho

ouch

[dim nest]

tbh kinda wanted to do that in that mission

[mossy birch]

Good animal to hunt and trade !! 😄

[verbal cave]

THAT HURT

[deep sail]

I did the same thing

[mossy birch]

hahaha i have to try!! 😄

[open plume]

do

[verbal cave]

it

[open plume]

okay

why???

[deep sail]

@hushed pier fuck a off cunt

[open plume]

XD

majestic fall by reverend swanson

[past trench]

https://youtu.be/ZyQ3uBLFduQ

[open plume]

i was just messing around while being shot at by odriscolls

and then john does the most brutal kill ever

sorry for bad quality

[open plume]

The flintstone gummies hit different on mondays

[toxic merlin]

@south plover LMAO

[neat dome]

What else could he have said?

[open plume]

Dude I don’t know 😂

I don’t wanna think about hypotheticals

[south plover]

may i have?

[toxic merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-drinks-coca-cola-shed-cute-baby-gif-11855041

[south plover]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[trim crown]

me meeting bell in the epilogue

[trim crown]

bruh

[mossy birch]

@trim crown

[trim crown]

you threw someone off a bridge?

[cerulean gust]

pog

[trim crown]

poooooooog lemon

[trim crown]

this thing remind me of something from apex

[tropic badger]

how does it remind you of apex legends?

or well, why? i guess

[cursive nimbus]

Many thanks man! I really do appreciate that. Thank you for the kind words, it really means a lot to me!

[dim nest]

fuck spiders i hate em

[bronze bison]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-heresy-purge-warhammer40k-lightning-claws-gif-16488791

[past trench]

https://youtu.be/Exu8w2sp2Gg played this song while riding with Dutch into Saint Denis, was quite an experience

[open plume]

Took this picture of a roadrunner today and I thought it was pretty neat so here ya go

[fathom jacinth]

almost didnt see it

blends in pretty well

[cerulean vortex]

@cursive nimbus wait a minute I think I recognize your username from somewhere

Oh I remember now

I think you liked one of my pictures on social club

Small world lol

[trim crown]

remind me of fallout 76

https://tenor.com/view/fallout4-power-armor-video-game-looking-gif-17919040

[bronze bison]

fallout nv, 1,2,3 over 76 I apologize XD

but really? THIS UNIVERSE?
https://youtu.be/gN8geCTlZOo does this seem fallout to you LOL

[trim crown]

ok heading out

https://tenor.com/view/fallout4-power-armor-walking-stuck-fallout-gif-18229224

[bronze bison]

uses groovatron mod

[chrome hemlock]

[bronze bison]

fjkfsl I had to say it

[undone flint]

I actually kinda like 76 over 4 after the wastelanders update

For me its nv>2>3>1>76>4

[fathom jacinth]

bruh

[atomic ether]

https://youtu.be/p1DsR1wyV30

@open plume

he finished all best games of today including rdr2

[cerulean vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/734913893956190259/819058052933877760/video0.mov

[sick lantern]

LOL

[undone flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480174892705251330/818878460772220978/video0-44.mp4
smack

[proud shadow]

pogU moved in

[open plume]

Who wants to play rdr2 mobile with me

[undone flint]

ah yes

[broken gate]

Ew mobile peasant

[fleet citrus]

@slender osprey

[broken gate]

Now thats a cute dog

[fleet citrus]

Pfft

Thanks

[broken gate]

@fleet citrus send it in #pet-pics if its your daqg

Dawg

[fleet citrus]

Alright

[slender osprey]

Awww cute doggy

[cloud hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749986690906718248/819036835983785994/meme_poki.mp4

[open pendant]

Hey starting to learn the banjo any other songs from red dead that I could learn

Beside the banjo mountain one

[dense cedar]

House build?

[broken gate]

That was hot

[undone flint]

ay aint that gabe?

[open plume]

Big slime

[fallen kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-slinger-gun-slinging-cowboy-red-dead-gif-15753058

[dense cedar]

Will you call me Big Slime

[fathom jacinth]

new hat came in

a little bit big but i can adjust it

[undone flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480174892705251330/819075657069101116/video0.mp4

[solid garnet]

Does anyone know where this is?

[open plume]

looks like big valley to me

[magic vapor]

what

[solid garnet]

Was just going through Arthur’s journal and found this

But I don’t think it’s in big valley

[solid garnet]

Curse being an iPhone user

[open plume]

Do you call me fat

[open plume]

"Dutch wants to speak to you" nah bye

I took a quiz aaand

[cloud hill]

Aaand you keep on repeating the quiz until you get arthur

[open plume]

first time, I swear!

[cloud hill]

Jk man

[open plume]

[cloud hill]

[bronze bison]

https://tenor.com/view/the-princess-bride-dread-pirate-roberts-nod-yes-okay-gif-4407746

totally not my rdo's outfit based on Princess Bride LOL

[ornate elm]

@cloud hill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OEaK2tRpiM look at this

[cloud hill]

I still remember this lmao

I was such an idiot when i was a kid

Still an idiot tho

[sick lantern]

Are those tears

[undone flint]

blood

[tropic badger]

i dont get it

[broken gate]

Same

[cloud hill]

So basically the mother is teaching her child math

But her child doesn't get it

And the mother is getting more angry each time

Resulting in her scaring her child

You never had this experience before?@tropic badger

[tropic badger]

no

my mom never taught me math at home

i learned in school

[cloud hill]

Well duh

It's homeworks usually

To this day i'm not gonna ask my parents for help again about homeworks

[tropic badger]

we never really got any homework, dont know why

[cloud hill]

Damn

Lucky

[tropic badger]

only for english basically

[undone flint]

we got homework but i never did it... it went to a point where my teachers didnt even complain

[cloud hill]

I always do my homework

In school tho

Before the class start

[tropic badger]

i think we had a class for doing homework at school, that kinda defeats the purpose of it tho

[cloud hill]

I don't want to do homework at home

I'm afraid my mom is going to ask me about the homework

And i wouldn't understand

[tropic badger]

doesnt sound very enjoyable

[cloud hill]

It doesn't

My mom is trying to be nice but failed in the end

Instead of helping me she just makes me afraid

[open plume]

White House sus

[dim nest]

trunk monkeys are the most dangerous monkeys

[open plume]

I own a trunk monkey

But instead of a monkey it’s a child

[marble nymph]

my horse is stuck help

[south plover]

🅱️ruh

i got into and argument with this guy and he liked his own tweet

[tropic badger]

hope the guy in the video is fine

[open plume]

This was the best thing I could have woken up to 😂

[open plume]

I don’t recall Churchill being a disagreeable person to anyone but the Nazis

[ember loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/625192643743449118/818570590205640734/video0.mp4

[toxic merlin]

So that's where marauder's pfp came from

[south plover]

from ifunny

[chrome hemlock]

maybe

[open plume]

i think i saw that photo yesterday too

[south plover]

https://twitter.com/Ubisoft/status/1369695106291425283?s=20

Ubisoft (@Ubisoft)

Happy birthday Edward! 🏴‍☠️🎂🎉

Retweets

109

Likes

842

Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 5:02 PM

[open plume]

A shitty meme and a side-by-side of me and my Xbox character 🤙

[remote plover]

Hey uncle

Is that pfp u twerking when u were a kid

[atomic ether]

https://youtu.be/91xwKJLy9jw

[open plume]

It was like a year or two ago

[remote plover]

Oh nice

[open plume]

Glad to know I’ve retained my youthfulness

[remote plover]

Yup

[south plover]

Carl no

[pliant rapids]

Omfg

They are actually

[open plume]

Oh perfect timing

😂😂😂

[pliant rapids]

It can't get better than this

[open plume]

Thank you Auntie 🤗

[raven elk]

The resort I’m at in Colorado has a Wapiti peak

[open plume]

WAHPEETI

[raven elk]

I tried to go up there but it’s a mile hike so that’s a big no from me

[pliant rapids]

Nice

[open plume]

Dude if you decide to change your mind, be sure to snap a lot of pictures

[raven elk]

Ok

[open plume]

I like hiking and I would definitely hike up a mountain called Wapiti

You’re next.

😂😂😂

[kind oak]

Jack in the box is great

[open plume]

Uncle

Give us your MEMES

Yeah they ain’t sending

🤷🏻‍♂️

[dreamy rivet]

Just got a new hairdo 🙂

[open plume]

[pliant rapids]

My grandmother said they should invent a glue that we should eat 😳😳😳

[open plume]

...isn’t that just fondant?

Maybe syrup??

[pliant rapids]

I just said mybe honey

Lol

[open plume]

Oh fuck yeah how could I forget the gold standard for sweeteners

[fleet citrus]

@open plume

[open plume]

Micha

mIcha

That is a cringe

SIKE

THAT IS A CERTIFIED KEK

Video of me

Enjoy

Uncle

That's fine kek

😂

In the year 3000 the headlines will read: Florida man defecates in black hole and resists arrest from 32 space cops.

[open plume]

I hate those meme

Stupid unfunny

[south plover]

.

[open plume]

@fleet citrus Sailor grandad, football dad, douchebag me

[fleet citrus]

I don’t have a photo I’m of my dad

This is me though

[open plume]

That’s alright my guy

Lit. I like your taste in interior design

[fleet citrus]

Thanks

[open plume]

For sure big dog

Gotta hype each other up

[fleet citrus]

You look like a jock that would bully the nerd In a high school movie

No offense

[open plume]

I mean I was never a bully nor was I bullied but

Yeah

[fleet citrus]

I know

You’re very kind

[open plume]

The air of douchiness and intimidation is real

😂

[fleet citrus]

Yep

😂

[pliant rapids]

Damn 😏

[pliant rapids]

Y'all looking fine...

[open plume]

Well thank you dearest Auntie

🙏

[proud shadow]

omega pogchamp

[hollow zodiac]

https://youtu.be/wJeaRLWYrcY

[open plume]

I made this fast on snapchat i know its stupid i dont know if it already exist if it does, sorry

[spiral thunder]

OH SHIT A RAT! THERE IS A RAT OUT HERE

[white magnet]

[open plume]

Get the fok outa here

And go to the

[spiral thunder]

Micha posts cringe (colorized)

[open plume]

The end is just

Well sorry

[broken gate]

dutch's voice makes it funnier

[raven elk]

Wapiti peak in keystone Colorado

@open plume wanted to see picks from there so here it is

I am your god now

[verbal cave]

E

[open plume]

E

[eager crater]

https://ytmp3.cc/en13/

[livid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-18792024

[open plume]

God it’s better than the in-game Wapiti

[eager crater]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/976/985/317.png

[broken gate]

Wow

[open plume]

AH HELL NAH, HE A RECTANGALALE

[pliant rapids]

Rip

[open plume]

@kind shore

[kind shore]

LMAO

[open plume]

Accurate? 😂

[kind shore]

100% !!

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-redditor-big-chungus-wholesome100-reddit-gif-18816605

[open plume]

That baby got some moves but I wish I could understand

[eager crater]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/976/978/8e4.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/976/981/55c

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/976/972/b5a.jpg

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-nikocado-twerking-nikocado-avocado-twerking-gif-20278779

[broken gate]

He thicc

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-mental-breakdown-mukbang-rage-angry-food-eating-gif-17940312

[feral flume]

dear god

hes disgusting its so crazy

[eager crater]

He's mentally ill and doesn't get any help.

[feral flume]

yea

hes slowly eating himself to death

[open plume]

Desert rain. Took this outside of my college

[broken gate]

Looks like new austin

[eager crater]

He used to be vegetarian and below 200 lbs, now he's past 300.

[open plume]

It might as well be

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/olivia-pig-shitpost-meme-bruh-gif-18138380

[open plume]

Oh god that’s gross

Horrifying

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-among-us-ironic-okbr-gif-19537900

https://i.redd.it/j0vo9mf7e2m61.jpg

[night halo]

r tur in heaven

i think the watermark makes this even more a shitty shitpost

[muted briar]

could y'all just walk, see and enjoy it for a moment of this magnificent view?

[open plume]

Are you using the inquisitive walk style? 😂

[proud shadow]

ello bruda

[ripe agate]

https://idontkillorphans.tumblr.com/post/645323382203777024/tiktocks-a-crumb-of-serotonin-for-you

[trim crown]

i said nothing : )

[buoyant tangle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYHD2qeyw2E

I laugh way too much whenever I watch this one

[open plume]

Lmao

I thought it was gonna be the vine

[buoyant tangle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/303756866377220096/819402158012891136/uv3Wa.png

Found that one too

[open plume]

Look at his face 😂 he said “Throw that shit in reverse babygirl and park that dump truck on my lap”

[open plume]

Lmao

[fleet citrus]

@open plume

[open plume]

Oincle

😂

Imma pig now

[fleet citrus]

What

What did I miss

He loves the baguette

[cloud hill]

Awwww

Send more pics of le feline pls

[fleet citrus]

That’s all I have rn

[broken gate]

Omg cute pussy

I wanna pat that fucking pussy

[open plume]

this is what I hear every time I see the

[fleet citrus]

@open plume

[unkempt oracle]

Can someone explain what’s happening in this?

[open plume]

Wrong image

[open plume]

I have witnessed perfection here

I saw the face of the future today

[fleet citrus]

Thanks 😂

[cloud hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805752753518936096/819450219262640128/milkshake.mp3_20210311_1.mp4

[sick owl]

Is that you

[open plume]

It is

That was a photo of me like 2 years ago at a kickback with some friends at me and my old room mates house. Drinks were had, I got friendly with a chair, and it folded on me.

[fleet citrus]

Pfft

Uncles wiped out

[open plume]

You look like you were done with life

So like any good friend, she laughed and took a picture

[open plume]

Life was done with me

[fleet citrus]

Went full Egyptian glyph mode

[open plume]

I like to move it move it

[open plume]

Im 14 and this is DEEP

[fleet citrus]

That’s my favorite photo of me I’ve ever took

Don’t tell the cops I was smokin

[open plume]

Your secret is safe with me chief

Nice drip btw

[fleet citrus]

Thanks

All off Ali-express

Cost me $30

[open plume]

Big success

[sick owl]

Haha I have a passed out photo, it’s from years ago

[open plume]

Lay it on us

I legit got pretzeled up with a chair. It can’t be worse than that

Oh

Damn 😂

You look spent

[open plume]

THAT CAT IS LYING

God Micah’s voice is disgusting as hell in that clip

HE’S LYYYphlemYYIIINNG

I can't unhear it now

damn

Yeah me too

[cloud hill]

This looks like a car crash lmao

[sick owl]

Lmao we had a designated driver I was just in the middle of the back seat ahaha

[open plume]

Throwback to when my room mate changed his name to Chuckle Fuck on his google home

[cloud hill]

Did google just beep'd itself?

[spiral thunder]

This is the rarest item in rdr2

[open plume]

😳

[dense cedar]

Oh my. 😳

AHH Your John Seed pic <333

[open plume]

Hell yeah

[broken gate]

Fuck john sedd

Seed

[dense cedar]

I meannnn

[open plume]

[heady cloak]

so many questions

[open plume]

Red Dead Redemption theme selfie

[stone anvil]

[open plume]

Looks like a chad

[ancient mural]

is this how lighting is supposed to work?

everything seems so white washed and just white bright

literally cant see past 10meters

[open plume]

That sucks

[ancient mural]

is it a graphics setting or what?

maybe you could help me normalize it

[open plume]

You pc?

[ancient mural]

yeah pc

[open plume]

Alright

Have you slept

[ancient mural]

yea

also idk everything just looks blurry

its very uncomfortable to look at

[open plume]

Go to #roles pick pc and go down to pc stuff

It dont see really blurry to me

And is that epilogue

[ancient mural]

no i finished the game, redownloaded and its like that

@open plume one last question tho

whenever i dont have a gun in my hand and im walking/running around, my camera is very smoothened, if i move it, it drifts off by itself an extra cm or 2

is that normal?

its very very annoying and i cant run where i want to

[open plume]

Idk i dont have it

Maybe cuz its zoomed in

[ancient mural]

zoomed in wdym

just walking around unarmed

[livid basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7YPLoa0piU

guy killin' it tbh

[undone flint]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVH3j31pV7Y

[spiral thunder]

Doom soundtracks are very good

[ivory raptor]

https://youtu.be/exsMyVso6QE

guys, that is the true Brazilian cowpoke

[open plume]

Yeah it did

[ancient mural]

what game setting causes this white fucking wash

i cant see shit

[open plume]

That’s just rain and sun xD

[open plume]

Turning down brightness helps a bit

[ancient mural]

then game too dark

[open plume]

Do you have HDR enabled?

That had some issues with RDR2, not sure if that’s the case on PC tho

If u rly want it gone tho, just camp and sleep

Easiest way then

[ancient mural]

im not sure, where can I check?

[open plume]

Uhhh

It’s a setting on Xbox and TV for me

[ancient mural]

is it a monitor setting

or a display setting

or game

where to look

[open plume]

Ye prob monitor

[ancient mural]

okey

its already turned off

like bruh this shit aint normal

[wet sluice]

anyone know what is causing this, it was running fine yesterday

[shut atlas]

U getting hacked moe

[south plover]

https://twitter.com/GTASeries/status/1370011735323795467?s=20

GTA Series Videos (@GTASeries)

Rockstar Leeds founder, Gordon Hall, has died at the age of 51. He founded Möbius Entertainment in 1997 and worked on Max Payne for GBA, GTA Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, Chinatown Wars, LA Noire and RDR.
Our deepest sympathies go out to his family and friends.

Likes

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2021, 2:00 PM

[cloud hill]

Plug off your router for 10 minutes

Then plug in it again

Usually a problem with the isp or something like that

[thorny garnet]

MmmMmmm

[proud shadow]

tasty poop

[dreamy willow]

Replaying rdr2 story mode feeling good

[open plume]

Lol

[proud shadow]

actual pog champion

[dim nest]

[raven elk]

What do you guys think of this sticker on my water bottle

Yes it’s a yeti

[south plover]

nice yeti

didnt know yetis look like fish

[proud shadow]

@raven elk tasty bugers

[raven elk]

The water bottles a yeti

[south plover]

naaaah

you were talking about the fish yety

yeti

[proud shadow]

it pogger

[raven elk]

Bison and mashed potatoes with chives and a homemade barbecue sauce with green beans seasoned with sea salt

[south plover]

that looks really good

[raven elk]

It was

[raven elk]

Bison is pretty similar to a regular cow, just more chewy and less fat

[south plover]

sobs in not mashed taters

[raven elk]

Would any of you constitute a mountain as just a big ass rock

[south plover]

yeah

[dim nest]

yeah

[sick lantern]

Rock: "the solid mineral material forming part of the surface of the earth and other similar planets, exposed on the surface or underlying the soil or oceans." ..... Yep.

[south plover]

kevin

[raven elk]

Kevin

[open plume]

That’s pretty rad. I dig it

[raven elk]

Thx

[blissful geyser]

my favorite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gktP1vk3nv0

[open plume]

“And I want my scalps” - Lieutenant Aldo Raine 😂

@fleet citrus

Aw wtf there’s no sound

[urban moth]

Still funi

[dusky palm]

Agree

[pliant rapids]

Bc hes a mime he doesn't make sounds...

[urban moth]

Is it you lol?

Oh lol

[open plume]

His face was funny af tho 😂

Fortunately no

But I have experienced that pain as a kid

[open plume]

You right tho

[urban moth]

[fleet citrus]

You prob can’t see it

It’s hard to see in photos

[open plume]

No, I fuckin see it 😂

Jesus

It’s like road rash

[midnight thicket]

from rdr2 online suport

[dusky palm]

https://tenor.com/view/mcfallen-gif-19899711

Ive Mcfallen

[raven elk]

Yes

[open plume]

@dusky palm

[dusky palm]

dies

how he get up there tho

[open plume]

The scream gets me 😂

[raven elk]

2nd amendment bitches

[open plume]

He’s a small nimble child

[raven elk]

Not mine but still

[dusky palm]

he almost landed on his neck too

[open plume]

The nine shot musket with an average reload time of 9 minutes. Get yours today

Imagine how heavy that bad bitch is

Jesus

Does it have 9 triggers too? 😂

[dusky palm]

what if it wasnt cut off and it just shows him flying out of the trampoline

[raven elk]

Sorry Micah

[open plume]

Wait...it’s a single fire isn’t it

[dusky palm]

Don't you fuckin do it

[open plume]

Dude that’s an actual patented mouse trap in the US

[dusky palm]

[open plume]

it’s from the 1800’s (naturally)

But it’s very real

[raven elk]

Yeah the us is crazy

[open plume]

I had the schematics of the somewhere in my photos 😂

[raven elk]

As an American I can confirm

[open plume]

Imagine hearing that go off at night

[dusky palm]

lol

[dusky palm]

burrito scope

[open plume]

bang “yeah we got one. Time to go back to sleep”

[open plume]

There it is

[raven elk]

Neat

[dusky palm]

i want one

[open plume]

Same bro

[dusky palm]

I shall make one

[buoyant tangle]

I HAVE BEEN CRYING AT THIS FOR 10 MINUTES

[raven elk]

Omg they match 😍

[dusky palm]

Are those yours

[chrome hemlock]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LMAOOOOOOO

[buoyant tangle]

IT'S MY DOG

I made another

I shouldn't have access to this app

[chrome hemlock]

no you shouldn't

[raven elk]

Yes

[dusky palm]

does the gun work

[raven elk]

Yes

It’s an Italian remake of the colt single action

[dusky palm]

Pretty Nice Cowpoke

[raven elk]

Yeah

The switchblade was like $14 but it works great

[raven elk]

Nebraska

It’s so fucking bland

[open plume]

Damn dude

[fading bay]

tyler has foreskin

[fleet citrus]

Cheese

[proud shadow]

thanks

[raven elk]

Real gamers play rockstar table tennis

[proud shadow]

we are learning about kappa

[vestal harbor]

Cimarron?

[raven elk]

Yes

[fleet citrus]

@kind oak

My hat is cool

[royal kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/377817435107098624/800705956337811496/epic.gif

[proud shadow]

actual action film

[magic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[fleet citrus]

I got guns

[raven elk]

Oh shit

He’s armed

[prisma belfry]

Ha

[south plover]

https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1370080859395559425?s=20

Xbox (@Xbox)

THIS IS A LIST OF ICONIC #bethesda GAMES YOU CAN PLAY TOMORROW WITH @XBOXGAMEPASS

🗡️ DISHONORED DE
⚔️ DISHONORED 2
🔫 DOOM
✌️ DOOM II
💥 DOOM 64
❗❗❗ DOOM 3
♾️DOOM ETERNAL

HOLD ON WE CANT FIT EM ALL IN A TWEET

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[magic vapor]

Cool revolvers

[fleet citrus]

Ikr

Special lapis/platinum collection

[magic vapor]

Damn

[raven elk]

Neat

[proud shadow]

what the hell

[fleet citrus]

I guess

Draw?

FT?

Tie

[fleet citrus]

I won on 3 out of 4

Sure

[proud shadow]

i won 0/3

[pliant rapids]

Goddamnit

[south plover]

@open plume want to go to cum forest with me?

[open plume]

[open plume]

You are mine

[raven elk]

Ok

[open plume]

He has lumbago

[raven elk]

Ok

The limbaginator

Lumbaginator

[open plume]

I love it

[raven elk]

It’s also my horses name in rdo

[open plume]

Run Barry...

[open plume]

I really love that. It made me think of a burger tho

[open plume]

This is so sad 😔

[open plume]

Why’s that?

I can remove it if you’d like

Sarcasm

Or

Were you joking too

[open plume]

Sorry 😂 nah I wasn’t joking I legit though I upset you

Oh

🤣

Lmfao

It’s blood curdling

Listen to this guy 😂

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/based-cringe-big-chungus-gif-18293117

[open plume]

👌

[forest zodiac]

Uncle is this you pre-lumbago?

(you look very tall)

[open plume]

6’5” or 196cm

[forest zodiac]

ginormous

[open plume]

And no, this is very much modern day, lumbago ridden uncle

[forest zodiac]

I've always thought that 6'5 is like the maximum height to still be tall and cool, anything above that just looks really scary

[open plume]

I took that the other day

[open plume]

I actually thought the same thing. I said “Damn if I get any taller I’m gonna look pretty spooky. Better cut back on the milk drinking.”

[forest zodiac]

There's a roller coaster called Thirteen over here and you can't go on it if you're over 6'5 so this is where I've discovered my opinions

[open plume]

^logical conclusion

Agreed

Gotta go do the welding shit for school.

[forest zodiac]

I mean 6'5 is fuggin huge though, like I'm 5'8 and my friend who's 1.95m absolutely towers over me

i ThOuGhT i WaS tAlL fOr A gIrL gUyZ

[blissful geyser]

laughs in 6'5 superiority again

[open plume]

My friend in Texas is like 5’11. Idk what that is in cm but she’s as tall as my momma

[pliant rapids]

And I thought I was tall for a girl...

What a shame

[forest zodiac]

I think 5'11 is 180cm

All I know is that I'm 173cm (which is most definitely the hottest height)

[eager crater]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country

Despite the stereotype that chinese people are much shorter, in reality we're pretty much the same.

[forest zodiac]

161cm for a girl over in the UK 😎

[eager crater]

so what, 5'3", 5'4"?

[blissful geyser]

i reached 6'0 when i was 14

[sick lantern]

i don't understand people who use imperial system

[eager crater]

[eager crater]

Bitch please, we used it in kindergarten and we never used anything else because we weren't taught it.

[sick lantern]

What?

i learned metric system my whole life

i don't know what you're talking about

[eager crater]

I grew up in the US, did you?

[sick lantern]

Lol

[blissful geyser]

stupid amelicans

[eager crater]

E*gland? 🤮

[blissful geyser]

no mother russia

[sick lantern]

anywhere else in the world*

[forest zodiac]

I mean I dont know why most people can't translate them

Like I can figure out any way you wanna work out your weight or height

[eager crater]

Tbf, the metric system is by far superior, but you gotta understand that no ones knows shit about it here in the states. Literally EVERYTHING is in imperial units pretty much.

[sick lantern]

Hm

i guess so

[eager crater]

I know that 1 km = .6 mile

So a 5k ~ 3 miles

[sick lantern]

Farenheit seems strange to me

like

degrees

of temperature

[eager crater]

That one should definitely change to Celsius, 0 degrees freezing and 100 degrees boiling is much easier that 32 degrees freezing and 212 degrees boiling lmao

[forest zodiac]

tbf the one thing I've never gotten my head around is fahrenheit

[open plume]

Yeah it’s pretty busted

[eager crater]

50 degrees is chilly if you live somewhere like southern California, 70 degrees is perfect, 90+ gets unbearable

[open plume]

Celsius is the supreme unit. I like how Canada uses a hybrid of imperial and metrics

[forest zodiac]

I presume 90+ is like anything over 20c

[open plume]

Big brain Canada

[open plume]

I really couldn’t tell you

[eager crater]

I guess ill take your word for it haha

[forest zodiac]

I dont think Im in a position to work this out as anything above 16c for me in England is fucking boiling

90f is 32c LOL

[eager crater]

Isn't that just 60 F?

[sick lantern]

Its 50 degrees celsius in the summer where i live

[forest zodiac]

16c is 60f 🔥 so warm

[forest zodiac]

idk where that could be but Im guessing North Africa

[sick lantern]

And yes i did not make a typo in that sentence

[eager crater]

What??? Wow I grew up in a much hotter climate.

[open plume]

Y’all ever been to Arizona? Our record high was in the 120’s in Fahrenheit. I remember on some days you could feel the soles of your shoes melting on the asphalt

Shits wild

[sick lantern]

Southern part of israel

[forest zodiac]

Its cold and rainy over here, we really fit out stereotypes LOL

[eager crater]

I was born in Arizona, which is on the same latitude as FUCKING SYRIA

[forest zodiac]

thats quite a close guess but damn thats warm

[open plume]

Aye AZ gang stand up

I recently moved back here

[sick lantern]

Well yeah

Israel and Jordan share the lowest point in the earth

[eager crater]

Phoenix is the LITERAL HOTTEST CITY IN THE WORLD.

[sick lantern]

So of course its hot

[sick lantern]

How many degrees celsius in the summer?

[eager crater]

Opening the door out of the airport is like opening an oven even when it's night

[forest zodiac]

desert lyfe

[eager crater]

easily around 40

It can get up to 115 degrees fahrenheit in the summer

[sick lantern]

i once got 50 where i live

[eager crater]

[forest zodiac]

I'd be jealous but I literally cannot deal with heat at all

[sick lantern]

I heard australia got 60 once

[sick lantern]

Same i would rather live up in canada

[eager crater]

I moved to Washington State about 8 years ago, which is on the same latitude as France, and it's much better here

[sick lantern]

Or washington state could be cool

Seattle sounds nice

[eager crater]

Contrary to what most people believe, Washington doesn't get that much rain

[forest zodiac]

Washington State have some of the best stoner/grunge bands too 😎

[eager crater]

AZ has very heavy thunderstorms and lightning, meaning a desert state gets more rain than us 😒

[forest zodiac]

oooh think of all the bodies 💀

[eager crater]

England is nice, but man it would suck to be up there with Canada in latitude.

[sick lantern]

I only got rain one time this winter and it was only for 10 mins

Where i live is very dry

[eager crater]

Where might that be

Also, AZ got totally ass blasted with snow a couple months ago. Like, multiple feet.

[sick lantern]

Southern most city in israel

[eager crater]

Eilat?

[sick lantern]

Yes

that

It can get very hot here in the summer

[eager crater]

I looked up pictures and god damn, it looks cool.

Have you been to the Dead Sea?

[prime plover]

That's my daughter

[random nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-chand-shane-chand-shane-chand8-gif-19056836

[prime plover]

I'm very proud of her only fans

[random nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cringe-anime-didnt-ask-no-one-asked-who-asked-gif-19583625

https://tenor.com/view/bitcoin-btc-divi-divi-project-digibyte-gif-19354420

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-pepe-the-frog-smile-happy-clap-gif-17745411

[open plume]

I found this

[shell peak]

https://youtu.be/5JckHCKzaNs

[fleet citrus]

He’s giving you all the side eye

[broken gate]

there should've been a scene where marston was walking off the mountain after killing micah and this song would play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4PYRdb71_w

[tropic badger]

it's kinda funny in a fucked up sort of way how Gavrilo Princip shooting Franz Ferdinand and his wife eventually lead to 9/11

[broken gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChXUiSwW4-4

best soundtrack

[toxic merlin]

@red marten self promo goes in #community-content 🙂

[open plume]

@forest zodiac

[forest zodiac]

LOL!!!

[cerulean vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/734913893956190259/819717587507871754/video0.mp4

[open plume]

Damn bruh you do got good teeth

[fleet citrus]

Yeah

[forest zodiac]

wow I cant believe how straight the bottom set are

[fleet citrus]

The AI sad

[forest zodiac]

thats fucking insane

[open plume]

I smoked for like 7 years of my life so mine are straight but tarnished.

[fleet citrus]

He’s just like I don’t want to do this no more

[open plume]

Big regret

[fleet citrus]

Really?

[open plume]

Yeah

[fleet citrus]

I thought they looked average

[open plume]

I picked up my first cigarette at 15

Stopped at 22

[fleet citrus]

Yeah I’m never gonna smoke

[forest zodiac]

Yeah I had mine cleaned recently due to staining from cigarettes and coffee

[open plume]

Dont

[fleet citrus]

I’ve seen what it does to people

[open plume]

Coffee got to me too

[fleet citrus]

My actual uncle has been addicted for like 20 years

He’s jacked up

He ain’t a good man

[forest zodiac]

Yeah I too said that until I got very drunk and realised a single cigarette is euphoria in a cancer stick

[open plume]

Bro I ain’t lying, I don’t have many regrets, other than quitting piano lessons at 11 and smoking that first refry cig.

I’m dead ass for reals

It’s insidiously addicting

[fleet citrus]

I know you are

Yeah I know

It is not the right path of your looking for that good honor ending

[forest zodiac]

You can actually smoke without ending up smoking 2 packets a day though

[open plume]

At the height of my nasty habit I’d kill almost a pack a day

[fleet citrus]

Jeez

[open plume]

My lungs are better now but like they’re still healing and it’s been almost a year

[forest zodiac]

I remember my sister used to smoke 40 a day, she actually used my mug from santa as an ashtray once and Ive still never forgiven her

[fleet citrus]

Well it’s good that you stoped

*stopped

Damn

That’s horrible

[open plume]

Me and an old friend back in Richmond, VA. We walked up to our friend’s car trying to look tough. To this day I still wonder what my friend was staring at.

[forest zodiac]

you really are fucking massive

[open plume]

Well to be fair, Hank was on the shorter side.

He was an Army guy

Like, the stereotypical army guy

[forest zodiac]

army guys DO scare me

there I said it, armyphobia

[open plume]

He was pretty intense. One time we ran out of seating in his car so I opted to ride in the trunk on the condition that he drove slowly and avoided highways. He did not. I have a photo of me in the trunk somewhere.

Standby

[forest zodiac]

I have too ridden in the trunk of cars when there has been no space

[open plume]

Yeah there it is. The look of sheer terror as I was locked in the back of a Chevy Malibu

Not my most flattering photo but it’s raw emotion

[forest zodiac]

I am currently learning to drive and I cannot wait to put people into my trunk

😎

[forest zodiac]

emotional and thought-provoking

[open plume]

It’s a noble pursuit.

You could say that 😂

[forest zodiac]

deserves to be hung in an art gallery honestly

[open plume]

Oh lord have mercy

Caption it

Please

Give it a title too

[forest zodiac]

Now my brother has a Masters Degree in Fine Art so maybe I'll have to get him to come up with a title and a little paragraph for underneath it

[open plume]

Yeah some context is required for this one

Without it, it’s more interpretive

[forest zodiac]

It would contain something silly like how the photo shows the emotions of joy and excitement, but possibly also fear of the unknown location...

art people are so pretentious and I love it

[open plume]

“Going to the Mall in Hank’s Chevy Malibu”

😂

[forest zodiac]

externally it is this, but internally it is just so much more

[open plume]

When I was released from the trunk in the mall parking lot, I stumbled out and hugged my girlfriend at the time and started making something of a scene.

People began to stare

Needless to say

[forest zodiac]

see, there is a whole story both pre and post this picture being taken

[open plume]

Oh yeah it only captures a singular moment

[forest zodiac]

You can really make the most pointless of things extremely intense and meaningful

Its so fucking stupid, its amazing

[open plume]

You’re so right about this

[forest zodiac]

Theres this guy called Cold War Steve on twitter, and he makes random images of the worst politicians, and its so pointless

It's that kind of meaningless meaningfulness

However, I just love a good meme too

[open plume]

😂 great

I’ve been dubbed a meme

[forest zodiac]

I wish I was a meme 😔

[open plume]

Your witty remarks and dry humor are meme-like in nature

[cloud hill]

At least you're a joke

I guess that's something

[broken gate]

fight fight fight

[forest zodiac]

I have officially been toasted

[open plume]

Nah dude. You been sautéed

[cloud hill]

[forest zodiac]

that's the nicest compliment I have ever received 😢

[open plume]

I doubt that but thank you 😂

[forest zodiac]

slap me in a frying pan

[cloud hill]

Dude you're too nice tone it down a bit

[cloud hill]

Nonononononono

[open plume]

sus

[open plume]

Sorry, sometimes I forget I’m supposed to be Uncle

[forest zodiac]

I mean its only a deep meaningful conversation about memes

[open plume]

They did me dirty in my visual representation

[cloud hill]

Lmao

[forest zodiac]

Uncle has a good, strong chin

[open plume]

The Crimson Chin

And his sidekick, Cleft

[cloud hill]

Wait why that sound so familiar?

[open plume]

Fairly Odd parents

[cloud hill]

Ofc!!!!!

[open plume]

That wack ass TV show

Nickelodeon

[cloud hill]

Now i remember

[forest zodiac]

Sucking dick and cocks

[broken gate]

Hot

[open plume]

We all felt that

[past trench]

Here’s a cool light thingy I bought for my room and I put sunshine of your love over it cause it’s epic

[open plume]

That's so cool

[raven elk]

Fish

[open plume]

Y’all ever go through your old screenshots? Look at this gem 😂