red-dead-singleplayer

[hidden moss]

No redemption

no arthur roleplay

[amber halo]

FBM

[gray wasp]

WAITWAITWAItWAITWAI

It cleared up

must have been the noodles

[hidden moss]

ok

[gray wasp]

*whew

[amber halo]

GOOD!

[gray wasp]

lol

Ahhh

Idk what to do

I want to do so much at once

[hushed flare]

Did you get all 144 cigarette cards yet

[gray wasp]

I wanna explore the Blackwater area and explore the Grizzlies again, I want to hunt legendary creatures, I want to find secrets, I want to FIND CIGARETTE CARDS

[smoky hornet]

you can kill fishermen and get fishingrod early btw

just a bit of a fun fact

[vague edge]

Fucking 144 cards

Takes the piss

Well I guess we have had worse..

[hushed flare]

You should do legendary animals then as trinkets and talismans are good

[vague edge]

Riddler trophies

[gray wasp]

(why is there...water on my face? Where did that come from?)

[hushed flare]

Easy if you spend like 1000$ on buying premium packs

[hybrid igloo]

I just finished exploring the Guarma area myself (you probably remember this), now I'm going to finish my animal hunting.

[vague edge]

I'd rather spend my money on stuff i need than waste it on cards

[gray wasp]

basically in a nutshell: I want to write as much in Arthurs journal as possible

[hybrid igloo]

Apparently, on the shipwreck island west of Rhodes, there were stoaways on board.

[hushed flare]

The reward is 800$ and part of the alligator talisman tho

[hybrid igloo]

And you can find the crab and iguana.

[vague edge]

True

[hushed flare]

And uh. Road to 100% completion

If your into that

[vague edge]

And you could get all your money back by selling the packs after buying them

[hushed flare]

Selling the duplicates yes

[gray wasp]

CAPITALISM

[vague edge]

I'm planning on getting that this time round

[vague edge]

Yes.

Easy money

[hushed flare]

Gambler challenges be like

[vague edge]

Bruh I'm only good at poker lmao

[gray wasp]

Remindes me of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on my GBC, always buying Witches and Wizard cards, tryng to get them all

[vague edge]

Same

[gray wasp]

I was always missing the same 2 cards

[fluid pawn]

[vague edge]

Stopped playing cause I couldn't get the last 3

Came back 2 years later and got them

[fluid pawn]

8 &9 and god tier but 10 is okay

All you gotta do for 10 is spam all in

[vague edge]

Talking about Harry Potter chocolate frog cards mate

[gray wasp]

why what is it?

[vague edge]

lol

[frigid cloud]

Or replay missions

[fluid pawn]

Get 3 poker wins in a row

[gray wasp]

same but I failed

[fluid pawn]

o

[frigid cloud]

They fold usually

[fluid pawn]

Yes or that^ one

[hushed flare]

Red names why

[gray wasp]

yeah i've noticed that they usually fold early, should I be doing that or smth?

[hushed flare]

Flexing 100%

[gray wasp]

Idk whats a good hand or not in poker

[frigid cloud]

Hehe of course

[gray wasp]

I only have basic ideas

[fluid pawn]

I tried to make em fold for 30 mins valentine, that on elad keep playing and winning.... sadly that guy don't play poker anymore in valentine saloon anymore

Someone put a dynamite on poker table

[hushed flare]

Npcs wondering why the protagonist is going all in 0.0001 seconds after the game starts

[gray wasp]

oh no! how dare they!

[fluid pawn]

[gray wasp]

imagine the dread they would feel if they were real people

"oh god he has the best hand ever doesnt he"

[hushed flare]

they would probably think he was stoopid

[gray wasp]

or that, yeah

[fluid pawn]

Npc's are so cocky in blackjack

But in poker they're

Decent

[gray wasp]

use that to your advantage

[hushed flare]

meanwhile 3 people out of 6 fold on the first round

[fluid pawn]

You cannot

[fluid pawn]

I only played with 2 poker only of them folded

Then I switched towns and went to black water and boom

[gray wasp]

next time im playing poker, I'll give y'all a report of what cards I have and what the community cards are

[fluid pawn]

Everyone frekin gets scared and folds

[hushed flare]

When you have a good hand in poker and for some reason the entire table folds as soon as you call the 5 cents

[fluid pawn]

And I got 3 win in a row

[vague edge]

The guys in Saint Denis are cocks

Privileged fucks

[gray wasp]

well thats just rich people innit?

[hushed flare]

I wish there was high stakes poker like the one in riverboat

[fluid pawn]

I'll probably remember gambler challenge my entire life.....the grind for blackjack I had to do

Blackjack challenge*

[gray wasp]

same, I wish you could still play on said riverboat after the mission

[vague edge]

Yeah true

[fluid pawn]

Which would be, I think gambler challenge 8

[hushed flare]

"oo that's a bust"
"Hit me"
"Blackjack!"

[fluid pawn]

Those words

Those blessed words

Ohh wait

[hushed flare]

Gambler 8 shows you the repeating dialogue in this game alot

[gray wasp]

how tf do you play Blackjack anyways lol

[hushed flare]

Very easy

[gray wasp]

I never play card games

[hushed flare]

If u have a higher number then dealer then u win

[gray wasp]

okay?

seems too simple

[fluid pawn]

Q, J, K, A all have 10 points and rest of the cards have the points as their number... who ever has the closet points to 21 wins

If you go above 21 you lose

[hushed flare]

Oh yeah above 21 u die

win 3 games of blackjack with 3 hits or more

And then you get double face cards

[gray wasp]

interesting, how many cards are you dealt?

[fluid pawn]

And every npc in red dead will say... ohhh bad day for you.... no luck... a

And you would be like... shut up you fucking cunt

[gray wasp]

lmao

[fluid pawn]

In start 2 .... then you get the option of either stand or hit... if you hit your number will increase

[hushed flare]

Talking trash to someone carrying to revolvers be like

[gray wasp]

alright

[fluid pawn]

Tbh just watch some video before playing bj ... it's fun

[fluid pawn]

[gray wasp]

thanks for explaining Blackjack probably better than the game itself does

[hushed flare]

Blackjack is fun when you don't hit and get a face card at 12

[fluid pawn]

Tbh dynamite and cleavers are more fun

[hushed flare]

cleavers 👎
hatchets

[gray wasp]

Ancient Tomahawk?

(I found it)

[hushed flare]

Tomahawk isn't hatchet

[gray wasp]

its close

[fluid pawn]

I am 100% completed in this game and I am so happy that I gold plates my labcaster and pistols just after completed epilonge... I got enjoy all that grind with gold guns

[summer jackal]

Anyone down to play

[hushed flare]

gold guns look shit though

At least if the gun is all gold

[fluid pawn]

You can throw cleaversss sooo it's funn

[hushed flare]

They dont home in unlike tomahawks

[fluid pawn]

How dare y.......

[gray wasp]

I agree, how dare you

Gold plating my gun was the first thing I did

[fluid pawn]

Still it's fun to kill horses with cleaver... just aim on their leg and it'll cripple down like waterfall 😆😆😆

[gray wasp]

and thenI got a silver engraving

[fluid pawn]

[hushed flare]

Making an entire gun gold with pearl grip is like when you use rainbow shoes with rainbow shirt and rainbow pants with rainbow hair, it's just too much

[gray wasp]

bro...thats exactly what I did though

[hushed flare]

I like using gold on guns but never covering the entire thing in gold

[fluid pawn]

Mate.......You gotta tell npc who's the richer one there

[gray wasp]

I was thinking of leaving the trigger and hammer silver

[gray wasp]

but also this^^

[hushed flare]

More like who spends their money the dumbest

[gray wasp]

Gold gun = style points

[hushed flare]

blackened steel + gold

life changed when I used blackened steel + gold engraving after using noob gold + blackened steel engraving

[fluid pawn]

And you're forgetting gi. Panthers saddle.... on arabian... that's like gold plated limo with gold plated every inch in red dead

[hushed flare]

Well I mean Arabian is trash but eh guess it fits

I use panther saddle with Missouri fox trotter

[fluid pawn]

I use black varnish+full gold plat gun+ eagle engraving in alll of my guns

[fluid pawn]

ohh

[hushed flare]

Where wrap

[fluid pawn]

Arabian looks roal

[fluid pawn]

Yes that

[hushed flare]

Arabian looks small af

[fluid pawn]

I know it's looks royallll as fuckkk

[gray wasp]

Game: Gun needs cleaning.
Me: naw its fine
*shoots gun and black smoke pours out
Me: OH GOD YOU ARE NOT FINE

[fluid pawn]

White and Black arabians looks soo cool

Not to mention their stats

But yeah those horse are bunch of pussie

[hushed flare]

There stats are cool and all but they buck you off over snakes

And also elite handling doesn't feel like it does anything

There's a good difference between heavy and standard but I never saw a difference between standard vs elite

[hushed flare]

My guns are never dirty when I have about 70+ gun oil at all times

[gray wasp]

Hey how much stamina would you need to lasso a bison and get close enough for a knife kill?

[hushed flare]

You can't even lasso bisons

[gray wasp]

bullshit

I've done it

[hushed flare]

since when

[gray wasp]

since like 2 days ago

[hushed flare]

You should know stamina usage then

Also why lasso when you can shoot

[gray wasp]

a knife kill is guaranteed perfect quality

[hushed flare]

Killing with the right weapon is also guranteed

[gray wasp]

yeah but you might not have the right weapon

I dont have a sniper yet for example

[hushed flare]

Springfield?

Also you get rolling block super early

[gray wasp]

Im about to get the rolling block rn actually

its the next mission

[hushed flare]

rolling block aka the budget carcano rifle

[frigid cloud]

You can but no way to kill it so pointless

[fluid pawn]

You can lasso moose

[frigid cloud]

You cant lasso and kill it with knife

[gray wasp]

Ah

well I wouldnt have known

I wasnt able to hold onto it long enough to see

I'd like to craft a talisman or trinket, but idk what would be good

[civic nest]

Oh god I just completed horseman 9 with Arthur

[hushed flare]

How many health cures did you use

[civic nest]

Fucking Pinkertons shoot cannonballs instead of bullets

[ruby pewter]

top fucking kekw

[civic nest]

I didn't count but like 7 or 8 potent cures

[ruby pewter]

i still cant do the valentine -> rhodes in 5 minutes

and im deep into epilogue KEKW

[hushed flare]

Pinkerton's might as well get a war wagon

[civic nest]

And now I have a $145 bounty in WE

[hidden moss]

Weakling

I have a 450 bounty

[gray wasp]

hey guys

isnt there a Viking Tomb in West Elizabeth?

I just need the general location

[limpid gyro]

Don't think there is

Closest thing that I can think of are the ruins in top of the mountains north of Strawberry

[gray wasp]

L O C A T I O N R E C I V E D.

[civic nest]

The viking tomb is in Roanoke Ridge

[limpid gyro]

Ye

You can even find a viking axe there if I remember right

[civic nest]

I got the trophy of having $250 bounty on all states and surviving 3 days lol

And once I shot up Saint Denis to see how high my bounty could get

$1500 is the top

[limpid gyro]

Love shooting through the police station in saint denis

Real nice place

[gray wasp]

I dont know where Roanoke IS!

[limpid gyro]

North east of the map

[gray wasp]

ok...

uuuuhg

its not on my map tho

[limpid gyro]

It's not a town or anything

Just a location called like that

Go north of Annesburg it's there basically

[gray wasp]

havent been to Annesburg yet

but ok

I'll take a train if thats possible

[limpid gyro]

What chapter you in?

[limpid gyro]

Also yes you can take the train there

[gray wasp]

ok good

[limpid gyro]

It's a town in the east side of New Hanover

Very small

Also creepy as fuck

That place and it's surroundings are literally haunted

[gray wasp]

wait what

actually?

[civic nest]

The eastern side of the map is cursed af

[limpid gyro]

Creepy music, creepy whispers within the woods and the worst of it all the local gang full of crazy murderers

[gray wasp]

WAIT

NOOOOO

[limpid gyro]

?

[gray wasp]

NOT THE MURFREE

[limpid gyro]

They are animals

They torture their victims for fun

[gray wasp]

*Butcher Creek PTSD

[limpid gyro]

Check their hideout it's cursed

[civic nest]

You're insulting animals by comparing them to the Murfrees

[limpid gyro]

True

[gray wasp]

I'll keep my guns out at all time and I'll bring a shotgun

[limpid gyro]

Yeah bring a shotgun

Good idea

[vague edge]

Those fuckers in Bayou Nwa scared the shit out of me

[limpid gyro]

The Night folk?

[gray wasp]

;-;

[vague edge]

Yeah

[limpid gyro]

Fuck those creepy fuckers

I found a woman crying in the middle of the swamp at night

[gray wasp]

its actually spelt as "Nite" folk

[vague edge]

Yeah same

[gray wasp]

Guys

[limpid gyro]

She started laughing and stabbed me to death

[gray wasp]

lets all just agree

[limpid gyro]

Fuck I did not enjoy that

[vague edge]

Murfree people ain't as bad ig

[limpid gyro]

Fuck the east side of the map

Stay in the west

[gray wasp]

the entire east side of the map is just a horror movie

yah

The west is good

[limpid gyro]

All that civilization sucks

[vague edge]

The West is where yall wanna be

[limpid gyro]

I wanna live in the west

[gray wasp]

SAME

[vague edge]

Get to "Mehico"

[gray wasp]

Listen to Hosea and buy land out west

Dutch you fool

[vague edge]

Fuck Dutch and his plan

[limpid gyro]

california club house for arthur and his tuberculosis

[gray wasp]

yeha

[vague edge]

Bruh I wanted to see what Arthur and Hosea actually had planned out though

[gray wasp]

same

[limpid gyro]

Yeah

[gray wasp]

Arthur and Hosea were actually doing it RIGHT

[vague edge]

Yep

[limpid gyro]

If only they had done it before the boat

[patent gorge]

Eh Dutch dies either way in RDR1 so ya know no one really makes it out

[limpid gyro]

What happened down at that boat though?

[vague edge]

Micah is too manipulative it seems

[gray wasp]

[limpid gyro]

I also noticed the books Dutch read were affecting him

I've read some of them

[gray wasp]

I crafted fire bottles just for Micah

[limpid gyro]

Dutch talks in the same way as the characters

[gray wasp]

Oh?

[patent gorge]

lol

[gray wasp]

interesting

[limpid gyro]

Yeah

Quite the books

[gray wasp]

have you guys found Dutch's speech notes?

[vague edge]

Saying that even

[limpid gyro]

You can even meet the author in Saint Denis party with the mayor

[limpid gyro]

You can find them?

[gray wasp]

its a missable item, only in chapter 2

[vague edge]

If Arthur wasn't forced to free Micqh, things could have been better even then

[gray wasp]

by a broken wagon just outside camp

[vague edge]

Could have stopped Hosea dying and then possibly carrying out the plan

[limpid gyro]

lenny should have gotten captured in strawberry tbh

he wouldn't have told the gang

nobody would have gone to strawberry

[vague edge]

And get hanged?

[gray wasp]

^

[limpid gyro]

lenny dies but micah dies so happy ending

[vague edge]

Nahhh Lenny and Arthur are wholesome as fuck

[limpid gyro]

lenny

[gray wasp]

at least Lenny wouldnt get destroyed at FFF

[vague edge]

That drunk mission between the two is epic

I love it

[gray wasp]

YES

SAME

[limpid gyro]

you can walk in two guys fucking

and they got the faces of lenny

[vague edge]

Lmao

[gray wasp]

omfg

this game

[limpid gyro]

rdr2 is the best game ever done

now I try to play other games and they are fucking trash compared to this masterpiece

[gray wasp]

yeah

I'll always love YeeHawwSimulator1899

[limpid gyro]

now we just need rdr3

with younger gang

and more west

[vague edge]

Younger?

[gray wasp]

ye

like

[vague edge]

Lord that'll go to shit

[hidden moss]

Pfft gg 😭😂

[gray wasp]

when Black Belle was in her prime, that time

[vague edge]

I want Dutch playable.

I need it

[hidden moss]

I miss Keiran

[limpid gyro]

rdr1 is already out of the wild west period can't go any further into the future so time to go back

[gray wasp]

we just need a little more west.

[vague edge]

I mean you could

[hidden moss]

What about Red Dead Revolver-

[vague edge]

Yeah

More of Red Harlow

[limpid gyro]

RED HARLOW

[vague edge]

I want that Uncle confirmation.

[gray wasp]

lol

yeah

[limpid gyro]

uncle is red harlow

[hidden moss]

God not uncle 💀

[hearty hill]

Helloo

[limpid gyro]

hi

[vague edge]

I need R* to confirm it

[limpid gyro]

R* shall confirm it

I'm sure of it

[hearty hill]

Confirm what

[limpid gyro]

confirm that uncle is red harlow

[gray wasp]

Uncle = Red Harlow

[vague edge]

Yeah

[limpid gyro]

so much evidence

he has to be

[hearty hill]

Loll

[vague edge]

Too much

How could he not be

[gray wasp]

do it R*

[hidden moss]

hello cowpokes

[limpid gyro]

hello black lung

[vague edge]

Uncle playable 👀😏

[hidden moss]

my horse when I don't care he's scared of a snake

[round hedge]

how woukd they confirm it

its not like his scars disappeared randomly

[limpid gyro]

😏 😏

[vague edge]

Fuck scars

[gray wasp]

Lumbago: the game

[vague edge]

Red Harlow is Uncle

[hearty hill]

LMAO

[vague edge]

I wanna see the effects of Lumbago

[round hedge]

biggest cap of all Red Deads

[limpid gyro]

did uncle even have lumbago or was he a lazy fuck?

I have always doubted it

[gray wasp]

I dont really care

I'll take both

[limpid gyro]

i'll take both too yes

[hidden moss]

We need a Tahiti emote FR

[gray wasp]

Uncle just needs to keep being Uncle

[limpid gyro]

tahiti mangoes

[hidden moss]

have you cried as arthur morgan death

[gray wasp]

tbh would have been a funny food item

ironic

[limpid gyro]

would have been nice to have

[hushed flare]

tahitian pearls

[limpid gyro]

in saint denis port or some shit

[hidden moss]

TAHITI

[frigid cloud]

Charles, Sadie, epilogue, getting drunk with Lenny is so loved I don't get it

[limpid gyro]

you don't get it?

[hushed flare]

sadie

drunk with lenny

[gray wasp]

(byebye for a bit I gtg)

[limpid gyro]

charles is a literal chad, sadie is sadie, the epilogue is wholesome and the buidling scene is great, getting drunk with lenny is simply great just drink

[vague edge]

Sadie a bitch

She's trying to be the main character

[hidden moss]

[limpid gyro]

nonono

she's trying to get laid by the main character

[vague edge]

Lmao

[frigid cloud]

Nah

[vague edge]

Which one 😏

[limpid gyro]

😏

uncle

[vague edge]

Sheeeeeeesh

Everyone wants a bit of Uncle

[limpid gyro]

uncle and sadie

love story

[vague edge]

I have no doubt Uncle got some of Abigail

[hushed flare]

Sadie

Micah

[limpid gyro]

Abigail was a whore

[vague edge]

Uncle confirmed Jacks father

[limpid gyro]

She slept with everyone

For money

[tribal nexus]

Will the white arabian horse respawn?

[limpid gyro]

Then John got his cum inside her and nine months later they had a son so they married I guess

[limpid gyro]

yes

[tribal nexus]

where

[vague edge]

Uncle still the father

[limpid gyro]

👀

[frigid cloud]

Same place

[hushed flare]

ok but this is a videogame

[limpid gyro]

Just wait for some time it will spawn there

[tribal nexus]

okok

[gray wasp]

Or not

[limpid gyro]

[gray wasp]

uh

wifi's bad, battery's low

[limpid gyro]

go to mcdonalds

wifi is good and they can give you a charger

maybe

if he asks nicely enough

[gray wasp]

Its fluctuating

I might be fine

Im outside now so-

lol imagine I'm just sitting here and suddenly:
*you have entered Legendary Animal territory.

that could be a meme tbh

maybe I'll make it one

later

[frigid cloud]

What

How is that a meme possibly

[gray wasp]

idk

[arctic wren]

Just is

[gray wasp]

because it could be like a legendary bear or smth and your gonna die

[frigid cloud]

Where are you

[gray wasp]

OUT

OF THE SIDE

[arctic wren]

Like
Objective
survive

[gray wasp]

yea like that one

exept RDR2 style

[gray wasp]

not in like the wilderness or anything

[gray wasp]

^^^

new title of RDR3

(exept change the year date at the end I guess)

[limpid gyro]

rdr3 will exist

it has to happen

[gray wasp]

hopefully

[limpid gyro]

rockstar loves money

[gray wasp]

we're gonna be waiting a looong time

[limpid gyro]

I know

see you cowboys in 2030 when they release it

[gray wasp]

LMAo

your not wrong

[vague edge]

Not as much as EA

[gray wasp]

(if messages from me seem delayed, its just the wifi)

[limpid gyro]

true

but them loving money is a good thing

[hearty hill]

Not anytime soon

[limpid gyro]

as they will milk rdr as long as they can

[gray wasp]

(if I stop sending messages altogether, its because of my battery)

[hearty hill]

Gta 6 isn’t even out and who knows how long they’ve been making it 🤣

[gray wasp]

thats tue

[frigid cloud]

Rdr3 won't be a thing

[gray wasp]

starting to think GTA 6 is a hoax

its taken so long

[vague edge]

It'll probably be coming out next year

[hearty hill]

Sadly I don’t think it will either

[vague edge]

Maybe the year after

Or the one after that

[hearty hill]

Maybe undead nightmare 2 might become a thing tho

[vague edge]

Or the one after that

[frigid cloud]

It's been 2 years only since rdr2's out

[vague edge]

Doubt.

[gray wasp]

or the one after that

[hearty hill]

Cant wait to be 60 years old when gta 6 finally comes out only to see the game sucks

[gray wasp]

Lol

[frigid cloud]

Why would it suck

It's not cyberpunk

[hearty hill]

Idk I’m just guessing

[limpid gyro]

cyberpunk can go to hell

[gray wasp]

humanity will fall and the only thing left shall be...GTA 6.

[limpid gyro]

don't even remember the name of the compnay that released cyberpunk and the witcher 3 but the gameplay they release sucks

[gray wasp]

HA!

[limpid gyro]

witcher 3 is good because of the story

[hearty hill]

I like ur name btw

[gray wasp]

neither can I

[vague edge]

Cyberpunk is kind of a good game if you look past the bugs and everything

[limpid gyro]

Cyberpunk is worse than red dead redemption 1

A 10 year old game

[gray wasp]

thanks

oop

[frigid cloud]

No hope for cyberpunk tbh

[gray wasp]

late message

[gray wasp]

thats so funny

actually hilarious

[limpid gyro]

thought at the beggining that it would be like no mans sky

but no

[limpid gyro]

I know I work in a circus

[frigid cloud]

Rdr1 beats cyberpunk

[gray wasp]

no

(yes

[gray wasp]

no to this

[gray wasp]

yes to this

[limpid gyro]

yes

it's better

[gray wasp]

ok

ye

So

[hearty hill]

I have a question

[gray wasp]

same

[hearty hill]

Idk if this is some sort of bug or glitch but for me in the epilogue I never see uncle

[gray wasp]

at some point do you get the ability to replay story missions from the earlier parts of the game?

[hearty hill]

He doesn’t sit down to family dinner or he just isn’t on the ranch in general and his horse is there

[gray wasp]

Uncle is dead, his lumbago caught up to him

[hearty hill]

So idk what happened if it’s even possible for him to die or not

[hearty hill]

I think u can

Cuz if u check ur progress in the settings thing it can let u replay missions

[gray wasp]

oh

thats good

[hearty hill]

Dang that’s too bad 😞🪦💔

[gray wasp]

lol

its prob just your game

next time you play he'll (hopefully) be there

[hearty hill]

Hopefully

[gray wasp]

NO NOT

[hearty hill]

I don’t think so tho cuz I’ve played many times and he isn’t lol

[gray wasp]

THE WIFI

[hearty hill]

Wut

[gray wasp]

My wifi just went down to 0 bars for half a sec

and I panik

[limpid gyro]

wifi just doing the funny

ok imma go take a shit

goodbye fellers

[hearty hill]

Lmaooo

Goodbye

[gray wasp]

bye

[hearty hill]

Ooo I got a new role

[gray wasp]

I'll have to go soon as well, how long it is until we talk again is up to my persuasive abilities

[hearty hill]

Loll

[hybrid igloo]

I wonder how Jack died, to be honest.

[gray wasp]

He didnt

He is still alive to this day

[hybrid igloo]

That would mean he's the oldest person alive.

LOL.

[gray wasp]

yeah I guess it would

[hybrid igloo]

He was born in 1895.

[gray wasp]

I dont think anyone from the 1800s is alive

[hybrid igloo]

Yeah.

[gray wasp]

sad

the stories they could have told...

[hybrid igloo]

Indeed.

[gray wasp]

imagine living before cars were a thing

[hybrid igloo]

The oldest person alive was born in 1903.

[gray wasp]

DAMN

Almost 120

[quiet gazelle]

Wat

[hybrid igloo]

Yes.

[gray wasp]

they still alive?

[hybrid igloo]

Yes.

[hearty hill]

I’ve always wanted to try living in the 1800s

[hybrid igloo]

They're Japanese.

[gray wasp]

alright then

[hybrid igloo]

Which is unsurprising.

[gray wasp]

LOL

[hybrid igloo]

They eat healthy food.

Like fish.

LOL.

[gray wasp]

of course they lived on a island for forever

[frigid cloud]

Only missions, no outfits carry over

[hybrid igloo]

And vegetables too.

[hybrid igloo]

Oof.

The last Civil War veteran to die was in 1956.

[gray wasp]

FISH AND VEGETABLES ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY FOOD SOURCE

oop

that was a late message

[hearty hill]

Not rlly

[hybrid igloo]

The last Civil War general to die was in 1938.

[frigid cloud]

Reply to the message I guess

[hybrid igloo]

He was UNion.

*Union.

The last Confederate general to die was in 1927.

[gray wasp]

I wasnt paying attention, my sister came over and said something about me being a model?

[hearty hill]

Oh wait when u replay missions it doesn’t restart u from that checkpoint it’s just u doing that mission again then going back to ur current progress?

[hybrid igloo]

The last Confederate veteran to die was in 1959.

[frigid cloud]

Doing that mission and returning to current progress

[vague edge]

He probably got hunted down by whatever was left of the Pinkertons

[hearty hill]

Ohh that’s actually good I always thought it would continue from there

[hybrid igloo]

Or he probably got killed by Archer in 1915.

[hearty hill]

Next time I play I’ll replay some missions

[vague edge]

Probably

[hybrid igloo]

For killing Edgar Ross and debatably his family.

[vague edge]

Yep

[hybrid igloo]

His brother and wife could have reported his death to Archer.

[kindred jackal]

god damn

[hybrid igloo]

It would be pretty hard to not hear Jack yelling at Ross and the gunshots that followed immediately after.

[kindred jackal]

mfs always wantin jack marston to be dead or cursing the heavens above by being a deadly outlaw

way to bring a mofo down on the open prairie

[hybrid igloo]

I'm pro-Milton.

[kindred jackal]

pinkertons no longer factor into it

RDR1 was the FBI

[hybrid igloo]

Yes.

I found this on Reddit.

"He shot an unarmed old man just to spite Dutch when the latter was open to a deal, he ordered his men to fire a fucking mounted machine gun at a hut with a kid in it and he ordered Abigail's kidnapping at the end of the game.
Seriously though, shooting Hosea was perhaps the biggest offence since you could assume he didn't realize Jack was in the hut and Abigail was taken alive. But him shooting an unarmed man in cold blood should be a big side that he actually doesn't give two shits about law and order, just his own lust for power.
The only remotely "Good Guy" Government Agent in the series is Archer Fordham from the first game. Even he was a bit of a douche, albeit only because he was actually a law and order kinda guy."

• Hosea, apparently

[gray wasp]

uh

I'm back home, went dowstairs, and I smelled hot glue, even though there was none. now either its gone, or my nose is used to it.

wtf is it

Im not having another house burn down

[frigid cloud]

That's so irrelevant in this channel

[gray wasp]

i know

but still

bit of ptsd

imma look it up

[vague edge]

So I forgot

I wanna give Micah a scar when it comes to that point in time

Do I go after the money or keep going with John

[frigid cloud]

Return for the money, with high honor.

[hidden moss]

High honor, go with John

Best ending imo, it’s what he wished for

[frigid cloud]

He said he wants to give a scar to Micah

[hidden moss]

He also says he wants to die on a pretty hillside, facing the sun🤷

[vague edge]

Didn't he wanna look West when he dies?

Cause I'm pretty sure he faces East

[hidden moss]

Oh idk which direction he faces tbh😄

[vague edge]

Lmao

I just wanna put a scar on Micah

Makes him look better

[hearty hill]

I think he said when he’s buried he wants to be facing the west

[vague edge]

Yeah

Which he does

[hearty hill]

Yeh

[hidden moss]

wild west times are underrated

[lucid cobalt]

Im trying to play thru the Guarma mission with Dutch but everytime when the sugar storage blows up my game crashes and I get ERROR GFX State or something. Anyone has a solution?

Never had this problem before but started happening a lot in the last couple of weeks

[hidden moss]

is your game cracked?

[real mural]

Is there a trainer or mod where i can spawn enemies to have some amazing shootouts?

It's a shame there aren't really any in end game

[lucid cobalt]

nah on steam

[weary scaffold]

It sucks you can’t go back to guarma

[real mural]

Man i really wish the game had more random shootouts and respawning gang locations post game, i don't want to play the shitty multiplayer

[round hedge]

well, he did appear in John's beecher hope assault

and that unarmed man had a giant bounty on his head

[whole prawn]

So, does RDR2 run at 60 on the PS5?

[hidden moss]

Nope, not yet anyway. Hopefully we’ll get a patch

But tbh I barely notice it anymore, 30fps constant feels pretty smooth

Only notice it if I’ve played a 60-120fps game

[whole prawn]

Ah, I see

So rather than having 60, it eliminates the performance issues in, say, Saint Denis?

[gray wasp]

WHY IS THE WEATHER SYSTEM SO GOOD

AUUUHH

(I got foggy weather at night in the Bayou)

I LOVE IT

[wide pivot]

hey arthur just got sick, how do i cure him?

[gray wasp]

uh,

about that...

[wide pivot]

[gray wasp]

I might have taken that out of context

[austere agate]

Um just gonna have to play and see.

Don’t worry about curing him for now

[gray wasp]

for a sec I though she was talking about snake venom

I was about to say "Ginseng lol"

[austere agate]

The story has a purpose for the sickness, I can’t say what because spoilers but don’t worry about it too much unless you’re speeding through main missions.

[gray wasp]

which you shouldn't

enjoy the side content

[austere agate]

For reasons we cannot tell

But yeah

Go do some side missions

Get some nice clothes

Go do some nice things

[gray wasp]

Lose all your money playing poker ;-;

[austere agate]

I really recommend having a high honour near the end of the game

[gray wasp]

be a good boi

[austere agate]

No killing people. Help people who need help

Easy as pie

[gray wasp]

Well

[austere agate]

Kinda

[gray wasp]

Kill when you have to lol

[austere agate]

Yeah not everyone is nice

[hidden moss]

odriscoll balls on your jaws

[frigid cloud]

Not possible

Incurable

[round hedge]

same shit as ps4

R* will rather make you pay $60 for a next gen port

like E&E

[limpid gyro]

i just want a ps5

just one

[round hedge]

lol no

Rockstar isn't fair with their consumers

you'll be lucky to pay $60 for the improved game instead of 70

[hidden moss]

Well if they did, it wouldn’t just be a fps patch, that wouldn’t sell, but a complete graphics upgrade. Hopefully close to PC graphics😄

[hidden moss]

It's sucks

Honestly

I see no difference

[round hedge]

that would be barely an update

just like GTA E&E

and it's something that could've been done for free lol

[hybrid igloo]

My point exactly

And he was the brains of the group

basically

[round hedge]

yeah milton didn't do a bad thing killing him

[hybrid igloo]

Exactly

Milton was actually kind of a "good guy" as racist as he was.

Or kind of like a good bad guy.

[round hedge]

racist?

also, Fordham still participated on Ross's dirty actions and also in the beecher's hope raid

so yeah, he wasn't much of a lawman too

[hybrid igloo]

Wait Fordham was in the Raid?

[round hedge]

yep

[hybrid igloo]

Wait, I think I know who you mean.

[round hedge]

you can kill him

no

[hybrid igloo]

That's Marshal Isaac.

[round hedge]

i'm talking about fordham

[hybrid igloo]

Oh?

[round hedge]

not isaac

both are in the raid

[hybrid igloo]

Wait, you can kill Archer?

Noooooooooo.

[wraith panther]

Are the Leather Working Tools worth it for Pearson from the Ledger?

[hushed flare]

They can craft satchels

it's worth it especially if you want to turn the inventory game worry off by getting the legend of east satchel

[wraith panther]

ah okay

ty

and with better satchels I'll be able to hold more items?

[red helm]

Satchels, Camp upgrades and the Fast Traveling ability.

Oh, and the ability to make the other gang members "Happier"... which is the best thing of all.

[wraith panther]

is it?

[hushed flare]

Ah yes

[wraith panther]

why?

[red helm]

Happy Happy, Joy Joy

[hushed flare]

When you spend 250$ to make everyone have "better mood"

[red helm]

Don't you want to see Bill dance and sing?

[hushed flare]

Dutch ledgee

[wraith panther]

no

frick bill

[red helm]

But.... Bill....

[hushed flare]

bill good

[red helm]

Bill = Da Man!

[hushed flare]

Bill = 💵

[red helm]

@wraith panther Seriously though, yes the ledger is important. However, only get Every upgrade if you want to. The Fast Traveling one is the only actual useful one.

[wraith panther]

I already have the fast travelling one and just got the pearson one

[hushed flare]

Satchels people, satchels

[wraith panther]

but also maxed my ammo stash out

[hushed flare]

pocket blackhole legend of the east satchel is important

[wraith panther]

is it cheaper restocking from there than going and buying it from a gunshop?

[red helm]

Satchels you don't need anything special, I don't think, just having the Ledger? Do you actually need to buy the Leather working tools?

[hushed flare]

Yes

[red helm]

Oh. then, okay, yes, Tools then as well.

[hushed flare]

I'm pretty sure it quite literally says in the description that when you buy it you can craft satchels from Pearson or something

a small price to pay for an actual pocket blackhole

[red helm]

I forgot you had to buy them as well. It's been like 10 months...

[hushed flare]

I mean I haven't played the actual story in like a fat second except replay missions

[red helm]

Tools+ Fast Travel. Rest are whatever. You can even ignore buying stuff like Ammo and Food.

[hushed flare]

Make the camp starve

buy no food

[wraith panther]

I only restock ammo for myself

[red helm]

It's true, I went through Chapter 4-6 with all that stuff in the red. Nothing ever happened.

[wraith panther]

I'm about to embark on a mission to rob a Weapons Cache with a bunch of people guarding it who still think that it's the war, and this sounds like the worst plan ever

[hushed flare]

Rdr2 Speedrunners after starving the camp the entire game and using fast travel 24/7 and ending the game with max bad honor and no hat:

[wraith panther]

We're attacking people who're going to be on even higher alert than normal because they still think that there's a massive war on

[red helm]

All it does is put ammo out on your Wagon, or food out. It's not like Pearson falls over from starvation or some such, or another gang kills everyone because there wasn't any bullets to shoot them with.

[hushed flare]

I wish it actually did though like why make a taking care of a camp system but make it not matter at all unless the player really wants to not hear "we are gonna run out of food Morgan" or "you haven't donated to the box in a while Arthur"

[wraith panther]

imagine if that happened, you don't buy food, ammo and medical supplies for a while, and a gang just destroys your gang because they can't fight

[hushed flare]

Mr Morgan I noticed you haven't been donating to the box recently. (One in-game day) even though your last donation was 200$

[wraith panther]

I know that your last donation was more than everyone else had ever put into the box, but it's not enough.

[red helm]

Yes, in my first play through, I actually thought something like that might happen....

[hushed flare]

My idea would have just been like you can't progress through missions and you gain bad honor the longer you don't take care of the camp or something

[red helm]

I'd ride back in to camp, and find it all burnt up and people hurt, because we got attacked and couldn't fight back properly, or some such

[hushed flare]

go back for the money ending flashbacks

[wraith panther]

they should've added a system where you can just steal from the ledger

[red helm]

Yeap, got to get me that squirrel tail that Tilly just donated.

[hushed flare]

When you spend 300$ in camp funds on a boat you will never use/only use once

[red helm]

Boats are epic... for that one chapter.. Could you even use it in chapter 4?

Shady Belle sort of already had a dock, didn't think to look if there was boats there, since it was kind of far from the lake.

[quartz charm]

Wow! I just met Tilly at St Denis

Never knew you could meet old friends

[red helm]

Nice. Want to know where the others are?

[quartz charm]

Yes pls

I’ve also met Pearson and Rainfall

[red helm]

Oh, then you just need Mary-Beth, she is in Valentine, waiting for a Train.

[quartz charm]

Oh that’s so cool!

I was so surprised when I met rainfall

Didn’t expect it

[red helm]

Indeed, he is a tad hidden.

[vague edge]

Yeah you can after the Epilogue

They tell you bits of stuff about what happened after the gang disbanded

[quartz charm]

That’s really really cool

[vague edge]

If you look around in Saint Denis you can find Trelawny with his family

He'll be in this small house and I'm pretty sure you can see them through the door or window

You'll hear them too

Got I child I think

A son

[red helm]

Ahh, right, Trelawny in the house, rather difficult one to see.

Knew I was forgetting someone.

[vague edge]

True but its nice to see if you do manage to find it

I found it on my second play through

[quartz charm]

Anyone knows where I can find opossum?

Need one for Hobbs

[wraith panther]

bruh, I just robbed a bank with some gang members, and didn't get any money

this really is a bruh moment

[upper fox]

you cant do that in the epilogue

[untold ocean]

Bruhhhhhh

[vague edge]

Can't you?

Thought you could

Can't remember when I saw it

[wanton bison]

In saint denis you can hear someone whistle the ring dang doo sometimes

[upper fox]

only arthur can do it and after the encounter he has an small conversation about it

[quartz charm]

Can't find a damn perfect opossum

[quiet gazelle]

That old twat needa clear his damn throat for once

[quartz charm]

Sad to know that’s it’s based on real events

[quiet gazelle]

Sure but hearing him talk

God damn the urge

To just

Clear my throat

Holyyy

[golden storm]

sadie adler widow up to the rdr missions is the best mission sequence I've ever played

[quartz charm]

[golden storm]

do you guys think Saint denis is saints Louis bc thats what I think. flat iron is the misisippi and other universe andrew carnegie will build a bridge across it

[wanton bison]

rockstar really needs to make it easier to mod singleplayer

because as of right now its way to overcomplicated

[golden storm]

they should make mods for console there's so reason why not lmao

[quartz charm]

Anyone knows what is the real life Annesburg? And why so many guards everywhere

[hidden moss]

what?

Rockstar don't support modding.

neither take 2

But most mods that gets taken down

are because of copyright

[shy mulch]

the year is 3000

gta v gets its 5 billionth next gen update

[hidden moss]

without no change

[shy mulch]

and rockstar finally fixes the black hair bug

[hidden moss]

Nah

they won't fix that

[hidden moss]

So with change then

[steady vector]

And GTA 6 still hasn’t come out

[hidden moss]

only slight change

Micheal's belly hair is in better quality

[shy mulch]

no no they added 16k pubes to trevor

[hidden moss]

Does anyone even want another gta grind game?

[shy mulch]

nah unrealistic, 32k resolution pubes

[hidden moss]

RDR series much better

[steady vector]

Honestly I can’t speak for GTA lol. Only Rockstar game I’ve played so far is RDR2

[shy mulch]

I just want a nice singleplayer to goof around in

But I already know R is gonna have a one night stand with their next singeplayer game then yeet out the devs or smth

[hidden moss]

😄I used to play GTA, but RDR is so much better imo. Might just be my love of the old west tho

[steady vector]

I don’t even like the old west very much and RDR2 is still my favourite game

[shy mulch]

Ideally their open world gets a lot better in 6

[hidden moss]

Using anything else then revolvers in games just feels weird now xD

[shy mulch]

Kinda wonder if big maps will ever have the quality of smaller ones in the future

Like you have shit like Deus Ex MD where the hub is small but it's this perfect slice of exploration

[hidden moss]

Feel sorry for rdr2

[steady vector]

I haven’t even touched the pistols in the game because ya have to use revolvers in the wild west 😄

[hidden moss]

I feel even sorry for gta 5 too

Gta 5 is that cow that got milked too much that it's skinnier than african kids

[shy mulch]

well what can ya do they still suffer from old R design

[steady vector]

Are you ever going to get bored of shitting on RDR2 in this server

[hidden moss]

I wasn't shitting on RDR2

wym?

I was saying Rockstar didn't update it too much.

[steady vector]

Aren’t you the one who does that all the time tho

[hidden moss]

I just said some of things i dislike

[quartz charm]

Bruh. Hobbs missions are pain

Why so many dead animals

For a damn squirrel statue

[delicate wharf]

Guys, I am in the Epilogue and have an Arabian Horse, what should I do now?

I might complete the Compendium

[quiet gazelle]

[glad brook]

Pistols are cr*p.

[glad brook]

Worth it.

[quartz charm]

I'm at the 4th list

[gray wasp]

Wrong

but ok

*Mr. Incredible voice
GUN IS GUN

[glad brook]

Revolvers are just cooler.

[gray wasp]

Revolvers are traditional

I use both a Pistol and a Revolver, depending on which has more ammo at the time

[amber halo]

Hosea:
"I know this way has the best chances of providing us with the most money and safest route. I stayed in town for 3 months studying. Studying all the patterns and I've even triggered a couple false alarms to see what happens. I've followed every single security guard to their families and have even made contact with them in case any of them want to play around. I know the kinds of safes they use and have acquired combinations on a particular day to be used and those are the only one's that have tons of cash, the rest are garbage.

Dutch:
"Oh hey, a trolley station!"

[gray wasp]

Seriously Dutch was so stupid beliveing Bronte

its a TROLLEY STATION

In the game you can just HOP ON WITHOUT PAYING ANYTHING

Of course there was no money

[golden storm]

I'm almost in chapter 5 I'm not ready to beat the game again I'm not ready for that rollercoaster

[gray wasp]

hey, the kiddie ride ends at chapter 3

[quartz charm]

At 30% or so of the game, in which chapter are you?

[gray wasp]

end of chapter 2, but I wont get a chance to play until Sunday

and even then

there is another gaming event I must attend at 3:00

[golden storm]

hdr with rdr2 looks really beautiful if yall have a console with a hdr tv

I'm glad they patched the problems with ot

[round hedge]

may be better, but doesn't give as much money as GTA

[amber halo]

My next "Fun" run I intend to stop just before he starts looking sick and the weight problems start. It's either immediately in St. Denis or some mission shortly after. I'll find out which for sure. The exact moment and just stop progress!

[red helm]

Meh, Honestly, I wished they had the money in RDR realistic to what it was like in 1899. $3 for a bowl of Oatmeal? Screw that, I wouldn't even pay that right now.

[gray wasp]

Idk what your talking about but alright

[round hedge]

he already looks sick in chapter 5 lol

[round hedge]

true

but money is already useless after chapter 3 robbery

[prime estuary]

The Thomas downes mission

[red helm]

That's when you Contract it, sure. But, I seem to remember hearing the first coughing fit in a Cut-scene when Arthur gets kidnapped...

[weary scaffold]

Wish they would add Mexico

[tidal owl]

I

WANT

THE

NAVY

REVOLVER

IN

RD

R2

[uncut topaz]

I’m 110 hours In and finally rescued Sean. Javier and Charles been chillin awhile

[winter turtle]

boar chaps I need

Those

[amber halo]

YAY Guarma! Wow the woman you meet on that cruise ship heading over! All the food and wine and stuff, too. Pretty amazing all the guns they give you on that boat.........

[quartz charm]

I don’t know how I missed the trophy errand boy smh

Pain

[gray wasp]

oof

Imma try and get it first try

gn

[amber halo]

So I have no idea how some people think a good place to stop progression is ch 5. I haven't even seen my bankroll bc I'm on the island with nothing and people have said that the score from the bank was huge.
I saw one vault robbed and haven't seen how much I have since. That I remember anyway.

[winter turtle]

pass the John marston

please

[amber halo]

Exactly.

Dutch gets suspicious of a mole walking through a cave? It takes that long? HAHAHAHA
Also just had 2nd somewhat hard cough, in the cave with interactive cut scene. Although I already know I'll be stopping progression long before this.

[red helm]

You should have noticed some coughing in cut scenes way before that.

[amber halo]

1st one was on the boat to Bronte's mansion. The very first.

Well after his weight was an issue but everyone coughs in weird weather. Cold, stormy with rain.

HAHAHA ok there's a lot of stuff being done kinda poorly now. HHmmmmm seems like the writing really changed a lot since probably Mid Rhodes.

[red helm]

I'm pretty certain I remember him having a coughing fit after the O'Driscolls kidnapped him... not 100% though.

[verbal portal]

Uh

Am I high

Or is Micah and Trevor the same voice

[round hedge]

you're damn high

[fluid pawn]

You're as high as mount ragen's peak

[verbal portal]

Yeah this is a fact

But I’m not the only one that thinks that

[fluid pawn]

Yeah they have similar sounds

[winter turtle]

Where can I find ox

[oak crater]

Yo can I like every get the gangs money as John or is it just gone

[amber halo]

Finally, we're gonna make our escape, no one will find us......... HAHAHAHAHA Oh boy.

[hidden moss]

Damn bro, you must have been doing side content for like 90 hours, good stuff

[amber halo]

So....no save point for the last 5 hours or so?? Been playing at least and hour and a half now. 2 in the morning I have to ride to shady bell?
WOW they hurried this along in the end. Man seems like the entire team changed.

[ruby pewter]

doing all challenegs is such a chore
makes me not want to play rdr2

[amber halo]

AAAHhhhhh ch 5 is just....HAHAHAHAHA

[round hedge]

extremely rushed

[amber halo]

Ya, it's like they were trying to go for a pubg or csgo scenario or something. Very ugly to me.
Also do we ever get paid from the bank heist? I haven't gotten anything yet and we just got to our new, new, new camp in the swamp. Not the first swamp camp but the one with all the shacks where pinkies show up instantly?

[hidden moss]

all the money is in the bottom of the ocean

[round hedge]

no, all money went to shit

[amber halo]

@round hedge Oh wow. BC I had been researching all the info about the good stopping points for progression and more than 1 person said 5 after the heist bc you'll be loaded. HAHAHA It was like some reddit thread so they were prolly just trolling.

[round hedge]

yep, they trolled you hard

[hidden moss]

the ship got wrecked tho

how did you not know

[round hedge]

chapter 6 will make you spend quite a lot of money 🗿

[hushed flare]

I thought you would already be loaded after valentine bank heist

[hidden moss]

smol

[amber halo]

Just bc the ship got wrecked doesn't mean everything is gone. People have pockets and pouches of stuff on them. Maybe someone had something like Dutch somehow had a bar of gold for the old lady in the cave.

[hushed flare]

2500$

[hidden moss]

how much dutch did need??

in total

[hushed flare]

Idk but apparently donating 1000000 to the ledger isn't enough

[amber halo]

I find it a bit strange that no one says anything about Arthur looking like he's running on a pint of blood.

[hidden moss]

yea i always wondered why almost nobody cared to ask how he was doing

[winter turtle]

He is

[amber halo]

All white, see the veins in every spot. HAHAHA I'm hoping I can get an assisted bath like this. Would love to see what they say.

[winter turtle]

albino arthur

[amber halo]

So where can I find the cinematic whole game speed run record? Someone has done that I'm sure.

[fluid pawn]

Wait till you realize what things you have to do after you get that squirrel statue

[polar grail]

yo

[quartz charm]

I’m missing a perfect bat first !

[winter turtle]

remember that cave full of gold

[quartz charm]

It’s the last one

[fluid pawn]

I know a location

Wait I'll dm you

[quartz charm]

Elysian roof cave ?

[fluid pawn]

Yea yea

That

You'll get a perfect bat there for sureee

I guarantee you

[quartz charm]

Just at the entrance ?

Or further ?