#red-dead-singleplayer
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Micah can one shot you in American venom
they didn't need him alive?
If you go too far from the box
Close to hanging place as well lol
Eh, these were all hardened criminals that knew they could die at any minute. Life was a bit different for them.
evety man for himself still applies today though
dutch was only worried about himself
bro
They all rode to that bank job, knowing they could get shot up.
Like dutch trying to play 2 familys
Or do a dumb revenge mission
Or not realize Bronte setting them up
dutch was getting crazy since the ferry hit
It's not like they were out on a picnic, or some such.
when your food cores on red
I reallly hate how clothing options in online arent in single player
Javier tells arthur that dutch killed a women with his bare hands when they robbed the ferry
Dutch said folks would get shot unnecessarily but they didn't smh đĄ
with his gun
Since when bare hands
He got kinky
damn
Yeah, I don't remember anything about bare hands.
nah bro he even killed that granny in guarna
Micah told him to maybe
The old woman in Guarma, yes, definitely.
Why micah
I mean strange man confirms it he shot her in the head

We play as Micah in ferry job and push john to the water
What if we shoot Charles
dont disrespect my boy
Sharpshooter 10 be like
Skin 10 animals in 1 minute
Master hunter 11
Just kill a bunch of ducks
Easiest challenge ever
If hosea was alive he would have picked arthur
Skinning bisons 
Actually it takes like 5 seconds just to pick it up and skin it
Just use the quick skin with horse glitch
Saddle donkey when???
Never
Saddle Micah's horse when?
Theres one in rhodes
5-6
Why cant we take that one
Game stops you after like 5-6 shots
Sadie and Charles the true MCsđ€ đ€
Armadillo?
True
Sadie bad
What armadillo
Armadillo town
I would marry Sadie if i could
Horses poop every 30 seconds
Worst wife possibly
arthur and sadie make a good couple
Bary meth
Authur and micha
The gray shooter in chapter 3 and sean make a good couple

More like the bullet

Sniper fool
Abigail is the lame, why do people like her?
She's a boring princess that thinks the world revolves around her and should just get everything.
John is an irresponsible father he only cared about jack after he got kidnapped
You got a point
What does she do important
Except
Idk
Mary-beth best
Alot
Abigail did a good job on not creating another child full of hate like dutch
She helps kill micah
get the true ending and you will see
About the only good thing Abigail did was shot Ross(?) whichever Pinkerton it was.
Wouldve been the same
Milton
Milton
Milton
Fuck milton
I get their names confused.
Milton better than ross
Milton a pet
Either way, only good thing she did.
Heâs a blinker or whatever from the last of us
raising a child who is not full of hate like dutch is not a good thing?

She just whines about John protecting the ranch and doing his job in epilogue
She broke up with john for doing his job
Abigail did nothing wrong, she even looked after Arthur
When
Giving him that key
Key is useless lmfao you don't even get to keep the money
She didnt knew that broski

That isn't exactly saying much.
He only used guns when necessary
If arthur hosea and dutch had a mother like abigail there would have never been a rdr2
I refuse to help her
Rdr3 with Jack's history đ© đ©
If everyone was raised my Mother Teresa, this world would be a better place... But they can't be.
and Jack isn't exactly a Saint, so, you aren't exactly making much of a point.
Rdr3 with dutch?
Uncle when he's young till he gets lumbago
Red dead stories?????
yeah
But micah causes him to go insane
Also
How did their ship land in Guarma
Thatâs in the caribbean
RDR3 Alternative Universe, they all go to Tahiti and dance under Rainbows with Mango juice.
But
then lets get SAVAGE eastđ€
It didn't land did it there was a storm
Still
Would it magically fly there
Over a continent
Well
A landmass
No
RDR3 1907-1911?
Rdr3 playing as mac
Bully redemption 2
I would just play it so I see that Karen and Sean scene under jhon's tent

King arthur- Sean
Heâs majority english okay
But
Heâs not the mythical king arthur
Named after the gods
And constillations
What da hell arter
Colomo O'Driscoll
all people that could have sided with arthur at the end got killed, Lenny, Hosea, Sean
Dutch really had a plan
You
Have a point
dutch? u mean ditchđ€ đ€
With who
facts
Tuberculosis
Like abigail
Well son
You will be shocked
When a daddy likes a mokky
Mommy
They
Charge the baby
Up
Yes why
Sure
Sure
Hey guys
Heâs 13
Mayhe
He says heâs 11
im 19 but if sadie asks im 30đ€
Rdo clothes in story when???))
Ew zodiac
Arthur/John gets free handjob
Astrology
John is
cant blame that 19 yo girl
Yeah
Micropenis
John's cock is bigger than Arthur actually
Npc John's cock
bro
they don't
but if you wear pants
and make a comparison
Npc John's cock is bigger
I will get banned for showing nudes
arthur already won with mary and that 19 yo girls
I have a 142crmic
bro
DAMN IT
stun seeds
I just wanna play with it lol I just wanna know how long I
-My autocorrect
Stun seed my nuts
dees nuts
what was micah trying to say with that big shadow small tree thing
oh
Thats what she said
micah ugliest crew member
Oh Hi western JFK
retsnom isn't a word 
Idc
trelawny has a nice family
idc isn't a word either
Retsnom is a word in Sugondese

Sugondese nuts
Auto correct
Discord password Learn2Spellk1d

Traiter
Isnt a wird
Wird
Wird
Word
discord password SadieFeet
Ew
Sean macguire is underage then
My username Go2School
PW Learn2SpellKid
what's PW
Password
Micah is also hot
true
Discord is hot
âJohn Jim Miltonâ
My pc when playing gta with rtx on is hot
Sadie very good looking
John works for pinkertons
Low end laptops when going into saint Denis for 0.0001 seconds is hot also
RIP Van Winkle
Miss Grimshaw đ
Micah 
Nicaucgrfhd
Micah đ„° đ„ș
Sounds like the joker to Harley quinn
Adult Jack is kinda hot doe
Imagine Molly literally beggin you to touch her, Dutch a walking L
Man not only was a pyscho he had 0 libido
Aaa you can still use the internet for queen of north east west wwwwwwwyy I have to go to north north west west cape north west west east west west of England

Hdlp
Hslp
Yelp
Yekp
Help
B
Communist revolt of october
Dndhrhe
Help
Help
Suck ob
Djsjr
Auo
Guarma sux
It was going to be bigger

two women kissing its not porn bud
That image looks it
And seeing how you donât have the full image you donât know either
thats the full Image
It feels weird playing as a healthy protagonist
are you an expert kisser?
Well no but you donât see people in public kissing like that
Letting Jack win the race > Winning the race
what you mean*
You play as Arthur in epilogue
just has scars and jetblack
No
Yes
I think he looks different
Yeah he has scars and jetblack hair
No
Jack's greetings: sIr
âI miss Mr. Pearsonâ
Go to Rhodes general store
Not many missions left Before you have access to freeroam I think
The voice actor for Trevor made a appearance one of those missions cutscenes didnât he ?
when u go fishing with hosea and dutch, Dutch literally says "I think I will be- I mean we will be okay"
Dutch was always a cunt
But I simp for him
Well he was ok until 1911
Up to u really
Arthur Marston doing RDR1 John's pose đł
When story ends you'll get a lot of money so may be a better choice
Dutch only worried for himself since day one
prove me wrong
The Arthur line Oml
What authur line
all arthur's lines

Oh that be one person one
goated mc
âJust do one thing at once.. donât be two people at the same time.â
When can I shave this beard omg
brođ€ đ€
I hate it
JESUS COWBOY ARTHUR TALKING IN ARTHUR MARSTON'S HEAD
After you get access to freeroam
Oki
Can I look like John from rdr1
Epilogue John is Arthur reskin
I mean slightly
you still caN't
Like hair length and beard
Rockstar made epilogue John Arthur reskin
Nope
Epilogue John is Arthur reskin
He has Arthurâs hair and I hate it
Stick to level 10 beard and hair
He has everything about Arthur
They didn't even nothing right about epilogue John
It's best if you try to recreate Rob
You can't never have real John as Epilogue John
yo quick question, Trying to collect the nite folk victims note and ransom but the event wont trigger where they spawn, anyone know why
Nah
He looks a bit fatter though
In epilogue John
John is just Arthur reskin
In 1.00
John looked better tbh
(1.00 John vs Current John)
1.00 John:
-Npc Facial hair
-Better Facial Expression
-His body looks more like John's
-His ranch pants and gloves were small
Current version John:
-Bleached Mustache
-Broken Facial Expression
-His body looks more like Arthur's body
-His ranch pants and gloves got oversized
Iâll just not wear the gloves
Rockstar could've easily fixed epilogue John
but they only downgraded him
U need mods only
Maybe next gen version they will but, most likely not
They will probably give his hair
and call it a day
They won't fix most stuff
What is currently missing?
they won't even fix his hair color
but most of them just slap johns 1899 hair on him
meh personally john not looking like rdr1 john isnt that big of a problem, its not like ur gonna be focusing on his face during gameplay, maybe the hair but nothing else
I just need his slimness and his hair
JMRP fixes epilogue John a lot
with other mods
Plus it is a few years before rdr1
its like people complaining about jedi fallen order lightaaber customizations despite the fact ur not gonna be focusing on what it looks like
I love fallen order
What needs to be fixed exactly and what's missing
That doesn't mean aging has something to do with John's ears moving low and neck getting thick
I already told you
His body, hair, hair color, headshape, outfits
animations
face expressions
its a buggy mess but yeah, love the heck outta it
remove the scars then he is arthur with black hair
y
I just love him as a character and how he looks
Mods made him perfection
i get people saying it looks bad, and how hes an arthur clone, but the hate people give rockstar is totally not deserved for something that small
I doubt rockstar will ever fix john but that's why mods exist right
Yeah, the game is amazing people like to nitpick
We ain't critizing whole game though

We are talking about Epilogue John only.
i guess when a game doesnt really have any major flaws, you have to get into the nitty gritty
John doesnât even look that much like Arthur in the face I donât think
Just the body
The face is fine
His mustache is bleached
In 1.00 his npc mustache was there
Who plays as John with a beard
Thatâs just blasphemy
Bro.

His fucking lvl1 mustache
Npc John's mustache
was in 1.00
for epilogue John
Now it's gone
im not referring to people here specifically, just people online that say the game is garbage for"disrespecting the good face of John Marshton" that was something i actually read online
did JMRP make his hair brownish-black? .cus thats what it is in rdr1
I actually like epilogue John but those mom jeans they gave him
Itâs not even that big of a deal I donât think
Agreed
It brings back his npc hair color
Dark brown hair color
just use town pants and kneller rider suprs and
You can get his npc dark brown hair color by using swept back with pomade in vanilla
it isnt, id rather they patch some glitches that wont allow me to collect all of da unique items
They can fix the whole game
getting rid of bugs
You can make better John online than in epilogue as it goes for hair
if i collect the nite folk notes, the murfree notes get locked out, so its impossible to get every missable item in the game
Saddles teleport to rooftop in epilogue
Beecher's hope
And don't forget John's family disappears from beecher's hope
online john Marston outfit is more accurate lol
And a rare bug that softlocks you from doing the mission
yeah
They gave John's early screenshot cowboy outfit
to online
but not to original owner himself.
odd
oh yeah
even more weird thing is
He doesn't look into revolver when aiming
and sometimes his face expression gets fucked a lot
almost as if he is psychopath
whys rockstar a pain in the ass when it comes to this stuff
the aiming or the clothes
both
well idk bout aiming, but for clothes, online is more lucradive, you can buy stuff on the side, when you get single player, thats it in terms of sales
its the reason gta5 never got any dlc imo, shark card sales were so good they put all their time into making gta online a goldmine for children to spend money on the sci-fi cars and guns
Rockstar is too busy making shark cards for children with mom's credit card to buy it.
yup
fr
Man Rockstar fanboys are something else
I've talked about one issue of game
I got death threat
fr?
Jeez
demn
Bg who?
By*
Some random dude on youtube
John with a beard is horrible
Standard youtube comment etiquette
Iâd leave him too
I even got attacked on reddit if i remember
even clean shaven
were prolly not gonna get any new content for rdr2 if the online is doing well
Sounds like gta
thank you guys for making me pissed off abt rockstar at 3am
I mean they left him because he started using guns and getting too much attention
I know I was joking
o ok
Where you from?
Europe?
yeah, but i dont think they can cater to kids for rdr online by adding spaceships
rockstar sucks
Free money basically
for rockster
no southwest asia
ah
Horse with a rocket in its ass
We make a 60$ online hard so buy our 99$ shark card bundle to get more money
like bully is gta but in high school
damn that sounds like something i would buy
Not bully
And rdr is like gta but with horses

but... BUT THEY WON'T MAKE THEM MONEY OK? ROCKSTAR NEEDS TO MAKE MONEY AND MILK MONEY FROM US U NITPCKING ROCKSTAR HATER OOMABDSABDA
How dare you slander online
wtf u want an undead nightmare for u already have it with rdr1
The new online mode is fun
Exactly
he meant undead nightmare 2
ik
Most fun Iâve had in online in a while
its just gonna be the same
rdun2 wouldnt work imo, they would have to make it to where ur with the gang and that just sounds weird
Iâve also made tons off it
i was able to buy moonshine shack cus of cta
rdr2 looks like a ps3 game
Donât hate crime me but, undead nightmare was overrated..
L
havent heard much people talking about it so i cant say it was overrated but i thought it was still pretty good
I like epilogue John too, the only big noticeable thing is the clipping problem
For me at least
I like epilogue so far
And omg saide is annoying
Love farming simulator 1907
i hated epilogue
Saide
And john looks ugly asff
specially since i played RDR after epilogue
Side
Respectfully disagree
more reason for me to stay in chapter 2
i think they are done with the redemption part of red dead and will prolly make it something new like how redemption was with revolver
Sadie's annoying sometimes
Ugh bout to reach guarma
John is fine until you do a nerd inspection on him
nah just something different
I love red Harlow
Sometimes Charles is annoying because he's too serious
Man
they made her character feel so forced
nah
Clearly a open stealth kill opportunity but nope, rather wake up the entire city of china first
and unatural
Sadie and Charles shouldn't exist in Epilogue tbh
i can't look at him without finding him ugly af
I wanted to see John
all alone
working all alone
acting badass
like in rdr1
but no
i dont think they can make another redemption game, weve seen the beggining(arthur)middle(john)and end(Jack)
John morgan
how is he gonna be badass without having his RDR personality
Epilogue John can never be badass
Lmaoooo im saying
the shootist
Right now Cruel World is playing
PC players:
Except pc players
Everything is so wrong with epilogue John
When part of The Outlaw's Return soundtrack played in the mission where you reunite with charles as john. Unreal
aside from the feather
Sad console Bois that have to suffer epilogue John: 
Hat feather
my head canon is that arthur took johns skin and gave it back to him at 1911
can relate
yeah
nah it just sucks
Ong i don't understand how rockstar managed to fuck him up so badly in the epilogue
I'm a console boi and I dont really mind epilogue john lmao
they downgraded his personality
Johns shoulders are too wide
They even made true version of him
and don't tell me it's character development because that's cap
in epilogue
ikr
same texture
Why the fuck is a complete epilouge John just sitting in the files
Never a day goes by when epilogue john isnt picked apart here lol
ye man we want more things to hate abt rockstar
it's the same as NPC, aside from ears and neck
Wait until you have no beard on him
they were positioned wrong in RDR2 lol
Nah Epilogue John's face is fine like npc John
oh hell nah
Agreed the face looks like him
its the same head
cap
only the neck and ears change
Level 10 beard bald John is best
that's why it sucks
John's vomit sound is same as Arthur's vomit sound
That's another thing that bothers me alot
Got a sharper jawline than most tik tok e boys
crap, cancel rockstar how could they thats crossing the line
ye but they have johns vomiting souns in game files ugh
I meant in face like mustache and ears and neck
I didnt know you could vomit in the game. Or I just dont remember idk
Eat some oleander sage or common bulrush
Why didnât they use horse revive in red dead redemption mission to save the horses
eat common bulrush
me neither i think u need to get drunk or sumthing
oleander sage better
I'll try that
Ong
Idk why sony cant just do normal backward compatibly
Because sony
Explain please ^^
because they don't like retro
when ur horse gets shot in the last mission with arthur
Cause it didn't matter anymore
You normally can't horse revive a horse that's just been shot dead
It was moving
:) rdr1 remake is a dream that would make me even think of beating that game. I'm trying but its SOOOOOO laggy cause my internet.
if you shoot your horse as the player, it can't be revived
nah, remaster > remake
a remake would fuck the game up
Disagree
adding the slow and painful mechanics from RDR2 into RDR
A remake for a game from 2010 seems unnecessary
Delete > Remaster
Ah yes. GRAFICS.
Yes
it just needs better graphics and textures
that's it
a whole remake would change how the mechanics work
and they'd slap the shitty RDR2 physics on it
John said he was left in a bank robbery in rdr1
thats the thing
Sony should just do backward compatibility normal and not just some streaming shit coz if u have a shitty connection then ps now is useless asf
you can blame RDR2 for that
not RDR
RDR2 retconned lots of sshit
it's the prequel problem for not tying the main story correctly
one thing xbox beats sony in is backward compatible
See? But thw sequel to rdr2 is the first game. Makes sense to do that. But NO. Rockstar suck dick.
But not left to die
FOR SOME REASON
thank god they did
RDR2 is retcon
If he was on the boat he'd be dead so good
biggest plot armor ever
if john didnt get captured he wouldve died when that boat sunk
and unrealistic af
Ha canât swim
that prison break was so underwhelming
i wouldve liked to go into the prison and crap
Everything youâve said so far is completely blasphemy
Like the entirety of guarma
Yeah
Man
I want to explore all of guarma
For Micah belly
Real 1907 was meant to look closer to RDR1 map
Using invincibility and drunk walk cheats in rdr1 was goated
the more you know
Guarma boring asf
like actual john marston and not arthur wearing his skin
Heâs a magician hiding that belly in a red shirt
But Micah belly
that too
that mission sucked balls
I'm on the last mission of chapter iv. Pain
exactlyyy
I mean why didn't they just shoot Sadie and sniped authur
explain
plot armor
Because m I l I k e n
how did trained guards not hit a baloon
why didn't they shoot Arthur and Sadie when they were holding that guard
since there are clearly snipers
they hit everything but that big ass baloon
how would a girl that has no experience into being an outlaw
manage to go to a prison
Exactly
when he kicked that guard
Arthur gets sniped and may I stand unshaken starts playing
they could've shot him there
Fucking stormtroopers
plot armour bro
they could've shot john when he left
... i kinda thought it was below average
but no
plot armor bro
they had a massive plot armor
lolol
idk i think it might be a game broskis
Until they didnt
Ima cry
Most of gang members is so useless
have you ever wondered why Arthur and John can take shotgun blasts to the gut
like seriosuly
Unless it's the hermits
exapt sean
they only have 1-2 screentime
Arthur took one to the shoulder
especially reskin arthur during last mission
oh shoot I forgot I'm gonna do a pacifist run sometime
No spoil
the thing is, despite john being tough in RDR, most of his raids were alongside an army
Ples
so it made them realistic
Javier couldve played a bigger part
bad aim o driscoll
They could've gone with 7-8 gang members that RDR2 artcover had
Charles is great at least
Sadie takes a knife to the gut and still makes it to the top of the mountain
Can you shoot the rope when they hang colm?
Bond
charles and sadie should've died to prove John that revenge is bad, change my mind
maybe not directly in the gut
They could've gone only with RDR2 artcover gangs
Also charles surviving the sniper shot lol
like 7-6 gang members would be enough
Charles, Micah, Dutch, John, Arthur, Javier, Bill
Probably but mission fail
It is
Sadie really shouldve died on that mountain. Dunno how she survived that knife
Would be good honestly
Plot armor lmaooo
Potent health cure brooo
Easy answer
nah they totally just drank a potent health cure and walked it off
plot armor

Sadie just drank a health cure
I love plot armor
Easy
âFailed: Colm Diedâ
@hidden moss fastest delete in the west
Rockstar sucks at mission design
I'm trying my best to avoid getting cancelled son
I hope plot armor is real irl if there's a war any time soon lmao
It kind of makes since because who tf would shoot COLM and not just let him die
You can kill colonel favours in the meeting but it fails you like wtf I know he dies in later missions but still stupid imo
What if you kill Micah with mods in red dead redemption
exactly was waiting for somene to say this
Rockstar mission design is so limited as fuck
don't say it
The ol time paradox
the m or g or c words
oh all the missions are so easy
Its been like that since gta 3
Don't use deadeye then
But then auto aim
Since Rockstar's 1st game
RDR you died with a few shots
Spam dead eye and health tonics
Just use free aim and no dead eye
RDR2 you can take a shotgun blast and survive easily
I had trouble with the last boy and American venom
do free aim without deadeye
it feels like 1/2 of the game is scripted missions and the other 1/2 is complete unscripted free roam
I'm scared to not use auto aim lol
There should be gold medals where you can't use deadeye change my mind
American venom I did get killed which ruined the flow a lil lol
When there is unscripted in missions there is unique cutscene or dialogue happens
Probably they wouldn't be that specific
I died like 10 times bc there's no place to duck and I didn't have any cures
everything else is easy af
but sometimes when it's scripted
American venom is unfair anyways
Yea the gold medal requirement of not taking any tonics is pretty easy
"Mission failed"
No cover
gold rush acheivement wouldve been a pain in the ass then
Like srsly how the fuck we gotta know secret dialogues and cutscenes when most mission is scripted to fail you
The game is so boring coz of the long ass animations and slow walking like i get they're trying to make the game realistic but cmon its a fucking game it shouldnt feel like a chore and take 13 years to loot a corspe
Mission Failed: Micah Was Injured
i already dont use deadeye so im good in that regard
Having to loot stuff just ain't it
How else are you supposed to loot someone
"Mission failed: you abandoned (something) because you took one step too far"
Tying up=15 seconds max
Looting=4 seconds max
Doing American Venom with John mods is just badass
FAILED: paytah died
Like in dying light ig. Fast
If u wanna get a good night sleep play rdr2 it will knock u right the fuck out
American venom with no deadeye
yeah
Normal and narrow auto aim > Wide auto aim
Nightmare fuel
It couldve been fast like rdr1 loot animations
true but still
Red dead online looting animation
b-b-but realism!!!!
it's realistic for you to take 5 seconds to loot someone!
Fr
fr
red dead revolver remaster
give up
I hope Rockstar downgrades one thing about story mode and that should be looting animation
in regards to the hordes of enemies, no deadeye just a frick ton on split point bullets
where they make it red dead online looting animation
They did that because imagine looting for 4 seconds for 5 cents
RDR2 is so filled with shitty realism that i can't bother to open that game
Bru im sick of tying up animations in sp
it's only rdr gta is sooo unrealistic and that's the point
RDR was a mix of realism and arcade
and was fun
RDR2 is just way too much fucking realism
to the point it's boring
When you accidentally pick up a body:
"This little manuver will cost 51 years"
true
I start yawning after playing rdr2 for 20 mins
gta 5 is like unrealistic realism, where it COULD happen, but whos gonna fly a small plane into a bigger plane and then kill everyone on board
100 percent walkthrough moment
when you loot for like 60 years and nothing is on them
chapter 1 makes me want to sleep
and the mechanics make me want to uninstall
The game at first was fun but after playing it a couple times u would wish it goes by fast
yeah
The slow walking like omfg
Why do we have to do it again, we did it with Javier once
the mechanics and realism temp me to stop playing but also it's fun
Rdr2 is not meant for everyone
but there's people that play it 4 times so eh
I don't wanna do new playthrough
same
That long ass ride to horseshoe overlook in a wagon with capped speed


