#red-dead-singleplayer
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should be on ur horse
I checked, it isnt
your saying it's overhated because your a survivor like me
Check ur compendium
check gunlocker, if it isn't there then oh well. don't think there's a fix
compendium won't give the gun to you
also did they break the animations with a red dead online update or something, there are an amazing amount of animations where arthur clearly isn't meant to have his gun but he does
Trying to 100% RDR2 singleplayer is fun until i realize i have to study fucking birds and animals from New Austin
average gun reskin fan vs chad og guns enjoyer
no?
I got lazy
You don't need to study more then 50 animals to get 100%
getting 100% in rdr2 is the most tedious thing known in mankind
well 100% is actually decently fair. to FULLY 100% the game like compendium then it's a chore that i will never attempt
The last 10% is the hard part
I'm 89%
lol.
average 100%ing singleplayer fan vs average 100% save file mod enjoyer
All i need are the challenges
100% only needs you to study like some animals, not all
I'm a console guy
I HAVE TWO SAVES WITH LIKE 93%
only hard ones are hunting requests, herbalist , and algernon imo
Becaus I can’t be bothered to pick some fucking flowers
average doing exotics for the 100% vs average doing exotics for the hat/or gun
double action means nothing to me, more so a reskin of it lol
I worked for the hat
i would trade a double action for a bread roll
the gun is shit though
Ok nvm
Me too
can you lock yourself out of 100% by not doing stuff in chapter 5?
Double action with a tiny ass nose
nothing in guarma counts to 100
The gun is just gone
The best looking gun is Micah's revolver 
ok
Micah's Revolver
unless u mean compendium whatever (fully 100%), then maybe
Reload the game to ur lasted save
True
I love that grip
But it gives you no tactical advantages whatsoever and you cannot see it
Easy
if you don’t count ur own custom looks sure
Because my schofeild looks sexy
So do i
My custom lemat looks better then all revolvers reskined but not including custom made ones I mean
I want Micah's revolver grip so bad in gun cuztomization
I shall get his gun in chapter 3
You can get Micah gun in chapter 1
honestly schofield sounds more quiet than some silenced weapons in gta
Missed it
average double schofeild enjoyer
Average 70 gold medal enjoyer
average double lemat enthusiast
yea it’s op
dies
Yes
I just realized that
Next GTA or rdr game 100 gold medals when
average double M1899 enjoyer
Shit
The fire rate is insane
107
It’s 107
Idc what u fucking say it’s 107
Average semi auto enjoyer be like
Not every mission has gold medal requirement so I don't think so
Only reason I don’t have platinum
Me too
I caused chaos with cheats on in blackwater after finishing gold rush lol
Gold medals be like:
Complete mission with 99% accuracy
Complete mission in 2:00 no cutscenes allowed
Complete mission with side arms
Complete without health items
fr
True true
Half an hour and I'm on 2 already
I wish there was unique ways to do the missions
Lucky.
Instead of just them just telling you what to do
Short walk in a pretty town has cancer gold medal stuff
Average valentine massacre fan vs Average annesburg massacre enjoyer
Agree
Ikr, shooting 3 lawmen was annoying
I was expecting Valentine to be abandoned after that massacre
Sean 
I fucking hate the fact that you are forced to wear Arthur's default clothing replaying the missions
that's the part i hate about this game, getting seen by 2 guards is enough to fail the mission but if you're seen by the next set of guards they just improvise ._.
bruh fax
Reason I hate replaying missions
that's why i keep a save at the beginning of each chapter if i want to replay the missions with cool clothing
I want my mutton chopped Arthur back!
Shame we can't use custom outfits in replay
I want to use LOTE outfit altered in cutscenes 
attempt five on trying to get this one dinosaur bone 
Me too. I wanna redo American Venom with my badass Lemmy Kilmster clothes
Average store clothes fan vs average crafted clothes enjoyer
It's probably on the wall
Crafted clothes is basically just Arthur wearing 1899 fursuits
Vs Average challenge clothes enthusiast
That first mission in chapter 3 with train one has cancerous gold medal requirements and long Asf
I skipped that bs one
My and the boys wearing a holster as our only clothing

I gold medal'ed every missions in Online than Singleplayer
Nice
Oh shit u mean the legend of the east outfit
Nvm
Because the only thing you need is speed just like getting S-Rank in MGS games
Gold rush = permanent cattle rustler color in this server
Piss color
Red better
Yea it look ugly af
I need to take a piss everytime i gold medal'ed a mission
Probably zoologist or notorious looks best
Really fits "Gold Rush"
It’s art is nice
FRK after gold medaling brother Dorkins mission:
Visible sweat tears and pee in the toilet
Me after Gold Medaling "A New Jerusalem"
Hardest mission ever
Me after gold medaling red dead redemption
Average reversed Swanson fan vs average sister enjoyer
A New Jerusalem is the only mission i gold'ed because i have the thumb of finishing the torture scene in MGS1 or Peace Walker
Reversed swanson
I prefer the Swanson one
Reversed? 
The sister just annoys me
Reversed Swanson
Wait shot
Shot?
Reversed Swanson
man i really wish they explained the weapon condition better, i had all my guns at the worst condition during my first playthrough and didn't understand why i was doing basically no damage
omfg
Hahaha reversed
Reversed Swanson
Double cowboykek
my entire world is collapsing
I bet he's gonna be later named to gib
Throw your phone into a lake
nice keyboard
Duck
Lollolol
Reversed Swanson can’t harm you he isn’t real
Duck
nosnawS
Reversed Swanson

Goddamnit we cringed him to death
So long partner
Reversed Swanson.
Big on his way to correct big into "Bug"
lol
Reversed Swanson

Sad
I’m back
oh shit
it's been 16 years big
better delete my message

Resume Swanson
man is it just me or does rhodes seem really dead and lifeless
Rhodes is dusty AF not lifeless
Who's #2 Micah fan
reversed swanson moment
He's hiding in #general
I step one foot into that town and my clothes go from Legend of the east to dustiest of the east
Stupid rhodes
storm is horse btw lol
oh yeah I see
No
I'm having a heat stroke in Rhodes
actually scrap that, storm is horse
oh nice i'm about to see this weird cult dude set himself on fire again, nice
Your gonna catch a chill dressed like that
Beecher's hope is not that great less people to antagonize
blow his head off later
beecher's hope is kinda lifeless
True
and jack just stares at you sometimes instead of responding
When Beecher's hope has the same uncle dialogue for the 28372828384848499th time
exactly
I kept hearing the same voice lines in Beecher's Hope
And jack doesn't respond for the 81729292929th time
"I was only joshing you"
average reverend Swanson fan vs average reversed Swanson enjoyer
"hard at work I see?"
"I can't rest a moment wit-"
Runs away
The only thing i enjoy in Beecher's Hope is crashing into the wall while Jack or Abigail or Uncle watches
And they don't reach
When you rear your horse before you get on and you fall off Infront of abigail
Dirtiest of the west
When you finish the game and Abigail falls off the cliff while she was talking to you
The true ending
100 percent cutscene
can u jump off before abigail finishes talking?
Good honour ending
"our time has passed Abigail"
HAHA
at least Abigail can take the 19372829394 dollars John has
I would rather kill myself rather than hear that bitch breath a word
Ez
get to work, on this ranch you own, and raising your boy! john jumps off and runs away silently
and rai- dies from cliff
Why raise jack when you can time has passed moment
True
What's the point of raising Jack if your only option is greeting or antagonizing him
He has Rufus.
How did jack become a gunslinger too? I thought he was never trained to use a gun
gotta love how john just bought his house pre-cut and built it in a day
May as well press antagonize
Average greet, greet, antagonize enjoyer
Uh the player possessed him thats ez lore
Player = ghost that possess random protagonists
He had a long time to train

Also Adult Jack is muscular and never has a explanation why
Must've been the books he read
Oh everyone is here
jack learned uncle's gunslinging techniques. john may be LOTW, and arthur the LOTE. but uncle is the Legend of the fucking world
Must've been the books he read
He works out at the library
uncle is literally a deity
I’m the only one with the piss colored name 
piss role
Book about how to become 39 year old man as age 19
double piss
Cattle rustler 

<@&737003418631274549> role be like
He's working out reading books if you know what i mean.
it's dark pee
who thought it was a good idea for arthur to put his weapons on his horse all the time like why
Evil Piss
true
how did this go from jack being a good gunslinger to talking about pee color lmao
Especially when his horse dies
And how the fuck did John get his items back
Satchel
The infinite satchel
and outfit warrants
who thought it was a good idea for arthur to automagically equip 5 random guns when you're near a mission
That moment when you equip Lancaster and bolt action for the 28$73838th time
What happens if you have no active horse before starting a mission where you get on a horse during the cutscene
When they automatically equip a varmint rifle
probably will spawn a tenessee walker
I bet the cutscenes just spawns a horse
(finally manages to get weapons on the back)
(gets off horse in camp)
weapons fucking disappear from his back)
LIKE WHY
Only in towns bro
i think the mission where u explode dynamite in cumberland forest with the natives gives you varmint, right?
just randomly for no reason, out of all the missions
lmao
I’ve been talking about rdr2 shit for like 3 hours now
Maybe your gonna skin the army guys
Shot again
Reversed
Ducked

I FIXED
Because it all uppercase so there no auto correct lmao
I have a setting that auto correct words that I mostly use instead
That setting is ba
Bad
Turn it off then
Troll
"You cannot use weapons or cause troubled in Caliga Hall when you are acting as a deputy for Sheriff Gray." who thought this was a good idea
Idk where it is lmao
it just feels to ristrictive
Wtf is caliga hall
Dutch.
Gray's place
Oh

everyone knows dutch's ideas are always the best
Have some faith doods
I forgot braitwaites' place name
Manor
welcome back to kek or cringe with dutch van der linde
When you have 10000 in the camp box and still need more money
Yeh braitwaites manor
Probably spelling braitwaite wrong but anyway
you spelled grays wrong
ok.
mans just said braitwaite
Sure.
Braitewaite
Correct me then please
Braitewaite
Shakeweights
i mean, would the grays really accept them if they u shot at them?
No
Braithwaites, Grays.
right
SHOT
Thanks
SHOT*
k whatever point proven
How dare you
Let's go to braitwaite manor
fixed
Ok i'm back
i mean would the sheriff want me as a deputy if i've already been there before and killed 50 people in his town
What took me so long?
🤷
u know the chance encounter where the grays are shooting at this one braithwaite
Same game where you can kill half the population and pay it off with 1500 dollars and nothing happened
sheriff gray just takes over for one chapter in rhodes to be killed and replaced lol
Who was the sheriff for Rhodes in chapter 2
you must have some low honor...
Yeah go on
rob people, get bounty, rob more people, pay off bounty. very reasonable and realistic system lol
Why wouldn't it be sheriff gray
it's just another npc
He's no where to be found
Sheriff Thomas???
think so, but idk
If u shoot the braithwaite the grays thank you and pay you like 50c or something
¢
50 whole cents MY GOD
Oh damn didn’t know that
I always antagonised them
that's just for the player tho
like u can give in a bounty to the sheriff in rhodes, the guy who accidentally kills his friend while showing off his new gun, you can lasso him and bring him to the sheriff for some money
Can you antagonize grays and braithwates during chapter 3
no
Same but I decided to shoot because I’m a deputy and that happened
Lumbago
Braithwaites only I think
We're rich!
lombaegoes
We find a cure to lumbago and uncle becomes the leader of the gang
No but your also working for braithwaites
Rdr3 plot
Cuz hosea
i love how due to my pc being pretty bad looking at the sky just like triples my framerate
MrBoss Moment
you play as uncle and commit genocide in rdr3
Wish there was a cure that time for tuberculosis
i mean it's decent i guess
But u can still antagonize the guards
If that’s counts
MrBaitFTL
there was, called rest
Mr Trash for the Bin
"bossman fuck the world or whatever his name is"
-Ned Luke
When micah says cowards are in the gun store and they also take cover in the gun store lol
Mr Boss or Micah? Who’s worse?
But micahs bullet put him to sleep so he should be fine
Mr Roach for the Spray
CAN TAKING THE VAMPIRE TO A CHURCH ACROSS THE MAP AND THEN SACRIFICING HIM CURE ARTHURS MYSTERY SICKNESS? WAIT 20 MINUTES TO FIND OUT!!!
Mr Boss of course
True
Yeah gotta be
Guys there is a secret legendary rat at a place called "Micah's hideout" and the rat is also known as micah
What happens if I try to find a cure for my extremely challenged brain? Subscribe and watch until the end!
Mount Hagen
Micah is good guy tho
True true
micah is immoral to an extent, even he hates strauss for doing loan sharking and not getting the debts himself. but micah isn't entirely bad, he's just selfish
i mean to be fair killing low honor arthur is probably a good thing right
Yeah let's take a random npc across the map and then sacrifice him to sun altar
Arthur's a dumbass helping Strauss lol
And he got his lesson
yea fuck strauss, imagine actually liking him more than micah
anyone test the mft moonstone pond glitch this patch
the what
He died anyway
Sadie Adler and sister are queens
I mean he got tortured to death so I guess that good
Albert mason still works
i mean everyone in the game is dead anyway so
man I'm past that quest
prehaps
Don't forget Sadie and sister are alive
not anymore, considering rdr2 takes place in 1899
You can find a book in lamars bookshelves in gta 5 called red dead by jack
I heard it on YouTube
i'll probs be full of holes in blackwater by the time i get to the stable

Charles is in canada
Joke
we won't ever know charles and sadie's fate sadly
People say there's a way to get a free Black Arabian with a random ass event. Never understood how, anyone know?
we just know where they went
Biggest sacrifice:your horse during gambler 9
Why? You have to kill it?
Arabian horses forever
No it died to a train
Just fucking true
Arabian bad
Arabian bad
i didn't know either. it's from an event in st denis where a couple is getting mugged and apparently the horse is there. i'd guess it's just there and will run away once the mugger shoots
I'm Arabian too lol
Yes, in saint denis when a person is robbing a woman if you let him shoot her there’s a black Arabian close to where she was
Arabian bad
Arabian not good
Arabian = Coward
You get to appreciate them when you have a stable full of 4 Arabians
Yes
Stable space should have been 8
White and black and rose and red
arabians are cowards, yes, but if u end up getting bucked from them you're kinda bad at horse riding or shooting predators that charge in a single direction at you with their head aimed at you
or be able to buy more space in stables atleast
i think jack is the only gang member we KNOW is alive by 1914
but there's also the fates of Pearson, Swanson, Charles, Sadie, Tilly, Mary-Beth, and Trelawny
U can do this in online
Keeping 2 special horses takes 2 spaces
Just not in story mode for some reason
None of them exist in rdr1
So consider them dead
Who likes Sister (A character)
Wdym red dead online is fun as fuck
?
Very good for a solo player looking for more content
Online 
don't you know they went extinct
Bet you 1m bucks you haven't even tried onlien
red dead online is dead af
Characters go extinct??
swanson , pearson, tilly, mary beth and trelawny probably died peacefully. charles would probably do so as well, or maybe die protecting his family for some reason i don't know, due to oppression against natives. sadie i don't think would have settled down, also bcs she went south where guns are everywhere etc.
Lie
Online with its 300$ revolvers and variants that cost 40 gold bars
grimshaw is a fossil
You are a sinker? Come fix my dog's sink
"My lord, you're old."
Cool tip. Don't buy em
And buy the ones you need
I made it to level 30 and got griefed by a 100 level+ posse good gameplay 
Lmao they jump off a cliff without even warning me
We can't change what's done we can only move on.
tf is up with your arabians LOL
Press start and move to a different lobby while showing offline
I wasn't even speeding
suicidal arabians
red dead online, the game that had so much potential that rockstar abandoned.
arabian horses
Use a pump action shotgun ffs
I killed a 3 man posse with only that
Asian Horse
Arabian horses should be called "Big shadow tiny tree"
online feels shallow as hell
In red dead online they made the summer gunslinger outfit 52 GOLD BARS
African horse
True
"And like I said, that still don't mean anything"
who cares if u get bucked against predators thats why you always carry a pump and bolty to deadeye whatevers chasing you
Im From Africa
I only want Arthur's hat ffs
or whatever he says
AND IT'S ONLY A SKIN
😎
YOU CAN'T PUT A JACKET ON IT
Now get outta here go see dutch
red dead online has a shit ton of potential to tell us how the main story came to be but we have none of that
If you wear any other hat other than Arthur’s than ur dumb
Im From Africa
that's more then undead nightmare for rdr1
"What're you doing out here? Camping out like some craazy hermit."
It’s a rule
a cougar will always give you tine to deadeye after ur bucked off
You exist 1 year before story mode in online
Big shadow cuz "OMG SPEED AND ACCELERATION AND ELITE HANDLING???" tiny tree = gets bucked off over its own poop and it's small and skittish
So you can look at certain buildings I guess
I think John's gambler hat looks better
lol rockstar have been smoking
arthur's hat looks a bit big on john's more lean head and body
did they ever state where outside blackwater the gang was staying? cuz imagine if they were staying at what would become beecher's hope
I do want an MFT for looks though 

Dapple pinto
No
if i wanted to i could write a list of things to fix for storymode, even the greatest games have mistakes too
no, but it's suggested that it was very near town, to the point where they were 'hiding in plain sight'
Yea, the one that's been patched away from Arthur
not really, considering there are a lot of characters of the van der linde gang in online, you'd think they'd tie them into the main story somehow, but no, no they don't
I'd rather have a horse not buck me into a frenzy of wolves or a single snake
Even war horses can buck you off over cougars and panthers
im not gonna cave in and buy one unless its just impossible to get the silver dapple
horses will always buck you for cougars or panthers if they get too close
wolves and alligators are a bit more lenient
You can get amber shampagne atleast
bears and snakes have the least chance imo
Average buell enjoyer
better to just run from wolf packs ey
just shoot the predators, what is stopping you
Wolves feel like they don't buck you off either
Dealing with pack of wolves is rather annoying
Somehow my Turkoman thinks a cougar is scarier then a grizzly bear
Buell is a really skittish horse he also bucks over a snake
Weird
I think if ur just dicking around and not sprinting away the yea it'll buck you
Wolves can spawn in weird places though
hmm, now that i think about it, you're right
I mean I've stood next to snakes for a decent amount of time trying to deadeye in the head for the perfect snake skin
Like I was taking a shortcut on the mountains and the wolves spawned there, it was rlly awkward
I have buell as John
sell buell.
i have a video abt buell being brave against a cougar
How dare you
god snakes annoy me
y
Buell doesn't feel special at all.
he's beautiful asf
man i wish you could get the best horse in red dead online, scrawny nag, in story mode somehow
how close does the cougar get? can u send the vid to media channel?
No I meant in the first mission with hamish he said the buell bucked him over a snake
buell is not special in terms of stats etc. , tho i won't hold it against you if u keep him
he's fearless to cougars, but others... nah
mkay
Snakes are essentially just me losing control of ny horse for like 1.5 seconds lmao
Black bears and snakes purpose is to literally make your horse agitated and then run across the map
^
Buell has LEVEL 9 stats
black bears are pussies lol
He’s a really good horse
I rlly don't like having my horse do that either
Stamina doesn't matter at level 4 bonding
It's hard to see a perfect one
no
Yes
Never ever will be as good as the Rose Grey Arabian
red dead wiki says he has 5 lol
why are the horses in this game so fucking stupid and run into everything on purpose
it depends on ur bonding and equipment
Only time it can move on its own is for cinematic cam and to run to me
I have bonding 4
He’s level 9 stats
how do you traverse the world
He’s one of the best horses
average rose gray Arabian fan vs average MFT/Turkoman enthusiast vs Average Ardennes, Andalusian, and shire enjoyer
so does my arabian, and thoroughbred, and american standardbred
Let them steer
if u ride horses like its skyrim ur gonna have a bad time
Buell has cool looks though
I just spam their move when in tree heavy areas
It's gold horse
Their pathfinding is decent
And it's good size
But buell is literally gold
You just fight them on the reins
wdym gold
His coat is cremello gold
you'd think they'd actually ride in the direction the buttons you press but instead if you and the horse wanna go the same direction they decide to just go commit collision
oh that's what you mean
Im gonna restart single player how do I get 100% sorry to interrupt
And he’s a Dutch warm blood
pause, progress, total completion
^^
then will show u requirements
have fun on 90 challenges and hunting requests
or search on google
Also 100% doesnt need mission gold
using horses when near rocks is torture
Wait can I get 100% as John?
No shit
Just don't get hit on rocks smh my head
Imagine missing it out in the Epilouge
They commit sudoku
Hunting Request
Well you can only get 100% as john anyway lol
challenges and requests are easy enough except herb and gambler. hunting is hard if ur unlucky but they eventually spawn. algernon is a godamn chore
Its missable?
Fuck gambler challenges
Herb is easy
No
hunting requests are not missable, no
pick every species is easy?
Herb as arthur is pain
that's a chore, so is algernon
Easy but tedious
Is there anything I NEED Arthur for to get 100%
I printed a list
No
Nopp
algernon's stuff, smh. all that for a double action reskin and fancy hat
Woohoo
Rdomap is much easier then then YouTube
ok nvm it's easy yea, but boring, like algernon
For me picking herbs wasn’t too bad
Also gambler 8-9
But gambler is hell
algernons picking stuff is easy but waiting 3 in-game days for the birds to respawn is the harder part that's all
I had a good time
After egrets it's a waiting game
Most dont
Save reload mdude
Or dashboard
Don't work
Oof
Usually what I do when I need to wait for spoon bills to spawn is literally do anything else
Ok I’m gonna leave thx y’all
k
have fun bye bye
Goodbye dear friend.
I wish John's hats did have accessories
So do i
Ranava 👀
8 is bullshit
Ranava Deez nuts
Domino can get fun

dominoes is shit if u don't know how to play
Yeahh
I think you need to make sure to clear out a O'Driscoll gang hide out, before Chapter 6 ends.
dominoes in emerald ranch = play your highest numbers to give the opponent least amount of points
No, you need to have the lowest honor as arthur for 100%
Simple
yea, but u clear it during "Paying a Social Call", so you can't miss it
Man, 3/4 odriscoll hideouts in epilogue 
Does it count if you do it during a mission, though?
i got to like 85% just doing story
yep
And what happens if you clear it in freemode again
and are there O'driscolls in the epilogue? aren't they all gone after chapter 6?
WHAT THE FUCK
?
odriscolls are not in epilogue
nothing?
Exactly
I legit found O'Driscoll random event in epilogue
You can't complete O'Driscolls in epilogue
-
Play tiles you have answers for (spare tiles for what you want, so you can guarantee a chain)
-
Rush to figure out what numbers they dont have, force them to draw
-
Quitting wont end consecutive streaks.
-
Emerald station is easiest. Camp cheats, saint denis has 3 dudes more often.
they're wiped out. pretty sure sadie and arthur kill the remaining ones in Hanging dog ranch
i kinda wished the odriscolls didn't die out / become irrelevant so early in the game
Right, so, that is a missable thing. You have to do those Gang things for 100% completion.
Yeah
Yepp, they dont spawn in hanging dog after that
Dude wtf I want the maxim gun in hanging dog ranch again
huh? what gang things
I'm not 100% if that counts. So.... best to be sure.
Wish they tried coming back in the Epilouge as a random event but gets killed off by a horrible accident
There is certain gang stuff in the completion check list.
I have 100% completion and I still have the poop stain of 3/4 hideouts on O'Driscolls
Oh. Okay then. F the O'Driscols.
Me getting o Driscoll random event in epilogue 
nope everything can be done in epilogue
I mean, it is fun to clear out gang hideouts, so... shrug.
Tf
did you never go to the heartlands before
bug ig
yeah he even said he works with colm even though he's dead and I'm as john..
Probably not.
Not in that save anyway
Then you installed the pirated version of rdr2
Where are the Heartlands?....
Near Horseshoe Overlook
... Sarcasm..
What's horseshoe overlook?
You have to do dn's mission first
horse look best camp !!1
Colter
Snow
Definitely, I miss that camp.
Near Shady Bell
Dn's in colter
goblin deez nuts
Horseshoe and Clemens are nice
Isn't that in new Austin?!?!?!
Which character is John again? Does he die of Face Cancer?
Horseshoe is in guarma
Clam Point gotta be one of my favs
Clam point
Mmm, Clams
I've found the joy of greet greet antagonizing micah
Being Hollow had such a dark tone to it in chapter 6, the name also is relatable
Micah is good character why so mean
Dude's actually pretty chill if you dont roast him on sight
True, best boi with beer gut
He even greets you cmon dude
Buddha Belly
I tamed my first horse but havent gotten the stables unlocked yet
Nice
Do the hunting mission with hosea
john took so much time to build the house on beach hoe for his family ngl
Temp horse meta
To unlock stables
Only antagonize Micah in guarma and lakay guys
You need to do a Mission for Hosea.
wish we could call micah fat
Storing 5 horses simulator
I get a bear hat and a name for my horse haha
You cant
Omg you didn't get the joke noooo!!!!!
My dumb ass on horseman 10 caught a mustang and apalusa on one outing
Yes
I was taking turns dragging them with lassos and swapping temp horse status
I kinda knew it was but said it anyway
Been there, done that..
Real talk, micah's missions are kinda fun
horseman 10 with Arabian tame when
Micah is a good person, stick with him and you'll live
Agree
As seen with Skinny
How dare you. He was gonna let Micah hang
Anyone else drag the last enemy in random encounters to death?
Micah hanging would be saddest moment in game history
micah should have had a training arc where he loses his belly to add more plot to his character
*kills another dog
loses his entire belly??
seeing Micah's insides simulator
Gutshot with a canon ball
Skeleton Micah?
Tho tbh Micah does have points
Undead nightmare confirm!!!!?!?1!2!1?2!1?2!2!
Red Dead intestines and innards of Micah 2
His roast on reverand made sense
I antagonized him on principle, but he wasnt all wrong
You mean reversed?
Yeah

Swanson frozen dinners?
Camp interrupter swanson
the only thing stopping micah from taking over the world is his fat as hell stomach smh
Its him 90% of the time
same with uncle's lumbago
LIKE THE WAVES
Double Action Revolvers too
of the bay of BISCAY
oNe niGht I waS fRISKAY
Rdr3 uncle lives till the time cure is found for lumbago and creates a new gang
"We're discusing lady's bloomers, heheheheh"
- Uncle, 1899 to Arthur Morgan
MR MORGHAN MR MORGHAN
"Yeah, well fuck you then!"
- dutch 1899
"Mr Morgan i realized you haven't been donating to the camp box for all of 5 whole minutes!"
"splatter, exploding noises"
- Sean's brains, 1899
He said this while John was talking about heaven and judgement for me
Such a troll move
"If there is a God in heaven, well, Dutch can probably talk us through."
"LaDy BlOoMeRs."
Hahah
lady bloomers
Mr Morgan I thought u forgot about us
I wish she called others out
I also noticed John's the only one that does chores too
He cuts firewood
Mr Morgan youve been gone for 2 in-game days all our cores are red and you haven't donated to the box after your 500$ donation
No
Charles too?
Ive seen sean moving sacks
"HAAH! Ahh...! oh.." falls down"
- Hosea Matthews, in the road outside St. Denis National Bank, 1899
Uncle works on beechers hope
Huh, says a lot abt them
I've seen him carry SACKS
Uncle's horse has a fucking mustache 😂
He isn't working for free obviously
Oldest horse ever
Thats smtn irl tho
Who has that shire horse?
Wish I could give mine a mustache
he also lets loose in the stable, that's why in return for his work, u have a chore to do which is clean up his poop
Dn does
"You're alright girl."
Im stuck in act 3. I really dont want to got to act 4 lol
Fair ahaha
act 4 is fun until the last mission ig
Chapter 4 is a good chapter for everything to be unlocked
once u hit guarma, there's no real feel to explore anymore and u just want to play the story
End of act 3 is like 1 hr of non-stop gaming too
Oh really?
Okay maybe ill progress
I wish we could at least use our custom outfits
Chapter 4 is more guns and horses tho
Couple of stranger missions
I like micah's missions
There, I said it
Nice to shoot lawmen
Well every gun unlocks(nobody cares about Litchfield), alot of useful horses unlock, cool hideout imo,
Do u shoot ppl heads or guns on duels?
Both to flex
Head
I shoot them in the hand to hurt them
Honorable to let them die of gangrene in a week
shoot them in the leg
So lemme get stuff straight
Could poison arrows work for sharpshooter 8
Forearm shots disarm longarms, but not sidearms?
If u shoot their shoulder would it kill or can u use it to stop their draw animation?
Kills
You wanna clip their arm
But I've had this done and the dudes still kept shooting me
Hiw bout putting six rounds on the arm?
You can't disarm lawman for some reason

That kills the man 😂
"I disarmed myself, you see? All six rounds are in that feller's shoulder."
St Denis sucks tho
No wonder I couldn't disarm the lawman carrying a cattleman
Blackwater is a good town 
And people jump in front of your horses like they're running insurance scams
What can you do with that random Event where a lawman chases a thief
If that happens and they don't die you can defuse to lawman and become "wanted: move along" so no wanted level 
nothing, just antagonize him a while before he gets you wanted
So stupid
Also realized that so long as micah is in jail, you cannot surrender to lawmen
Can u kill micah in jail
Yes
Funny thing is you can kill people for no honor loss by ramming into them, provided they're on horseback
With fire arrows
Technically yes but respawn moment
You get his gun too 😂
his gun never dropped for me
Micah fucked me over on jailbreak
Me when I kill a horse and a person and no honor lose
His guns r just cattleman?
Dude rammed his horse at me and cleared a few feet
No his own revolver
He's got black double actions
Oh
Wish you could duel wield
So far I've found horse ramming mounted people and drowning them in shallow pools for guilt free murder
What else?
garbage
I thot no lemats in single player?
only youtubers who play for the first time use double actions lmao
cattleman or schofield, they are amazing for headshots imo
without deadeye
Its a pretty piece
Chapter 4 after gilded cage in saint Denis gun shop
lemat is available after a mission in ch 4
Also deadeye gives unlimited fire rate
I guess i should progress then
So rapid fire stuff are worthless
Why not use semi auto pistols
idrk but youtubers never clean their guns
More horses too in chap 4 rite?
youtubers kinda suck at rdr2 lol
Volcanics are amazing
youtubers
yeah, i can't tell if they rly do like the game or not
Not paying attention to the cores, their gun condition
volcanics are alright. i still prefer the revolvers or mauser though.
Mausers are fun
@vast elk are u a user who uses deadeye a lot or no?
volcanics don't have too much of a downside, i could say
I've done a few dozen hours in chapter 2 tho
Double semi autos better
So I'm locked to volcanics
double mausers have a chance of being full auto in dead eye lol
Y wouldnt u use dead eye?
They're like pirate pistols
Deadeye is kinda slow
I like using it to confirm headshots
^
Deadeye is useful for instantly reloading a gun
I'm dreading the "upgrade" that keeps you in deadeye after firing
Honestly varmint rifles are meta
ur free to do what u want with dead eye in free roam, but using it during missions drowns out the music and cuts off dialog, same with opening the weapon wheel, which rly takes away the feel of watching the game on yt
Do u hip fire? @dire sentinel
you should also learn how to not use deadeye, because when u can't use it you panic and u lose aim confidence
Its a nice gun for accuracy and headshot challenges
Also, practice deadeye on bows and throwables
i swear anyone could make a more cinematic gameplay movie of rdr2 better than the youtubers out there lmao
Deadeye is still useful for getting rid of annoying gun bloom atleast
Only deadeye after you've charged the throw
