#red-dead-singleplayer

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undone python
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The "guy" is John Marston

dense glen
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Nope.

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I don't remember his name.

lost quartz
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im confused then

dense glen
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He was in jail for murder.

lost quartz
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no idea what that mission is

undone python
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The only prison escapes is Micah in Strawberry or John at Sisika Penitentiary

lost quartz
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was it micah?

undone python
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Neither involve trains

dense glen
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(I probably could have given another try but I am lazy)

lost quartz
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still no clue what mission lol

undone python
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That's hardly a significant mission

dense glen
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Also I had glitch where the guy I was supposed to save was just standing not moving, while the police was after him.

lost quartz
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what was the missions name?

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if you remember

dense glen
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I don't remember.

lost quartz
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no clue then lol

dense glen
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Never mind.

undone python
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I committed Ludonarrative Dissonance earlier

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I shot up the MacFarlane ranch as John

lost quartz
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im still tryna figure out this mission

undone python
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Did this person fully describe the mission?

lost quartz
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not really

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apparently they had to get a guy from prison

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read up

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but i have no clue what mission it could be

sand apex
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please dont tell me they dont know who john marston is

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the chase, could be the chapter 3 mission with trelawny

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the prison break could be marston

verbal prairie
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@dense glen you can always mess with aim settings and such

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I strongly recommend against skipping checkpoints

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on your first playthrough at least

sand apex
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with just a single skip u could miss out on some saucy stuff

dense glen
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Aim settings?

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I have trouble aiming moving target yet alone when we both move.

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Plus I need to watch the road

undone python
dense glen
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Is there any key I should press for this?

Because the horse rides on itself only in cinematic mode.

undone python
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No button, it just rides for you. Same goes for coaches. Not for trains however.

candid walrus
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I can't find a moose >.>

wary oasis
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Dakota River and Ambarino area

candid walrus
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ive been looking near Owanjila lake but ill try there now

wary oasis
candid walrus
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ok!

undone python
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Is the percolater missing from the general store? Making it impossible to craft coffee at a camp.

mental merlin
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at the gang camp?

undone python
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Yes or any camp you use when freeroaming

candid walrus
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still cant find a moose

mental merlin
undone python
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The waterfall at annesburg is where I can most commonly find moose

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@candid walrus

candid walrus
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alright

undone python
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But moose are incredibly hard to find regardless of where they are common. The RNG for this animal's spawn is garbage and if you are looking for a perfect condition moose, good luck.

candid walrus
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welp

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i found a perfect moose

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but it was female :/

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I needed the antlers >.>

wary oasis
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Try the other location

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I think I spent about 8 hours messing about trying to find a moose for the challenge

candid walrus
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oh man
there's a challenge for it?

undone python
wary oasis
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Maybe not a challenge but the antlers are needed for something

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Camp?

candid walrus
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yeah

undone python
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Yeah probably

candid walrus
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thats what i'm trying to get

undone python
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I think hunting and fishing can be fun as long as you don't do it too often and separate it with other activities in between.

candid walrus
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definitely

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Arthur just started singing

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o-o

undone python
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Is he drunk? He does it when he's drunk. So does John.

candid walrus
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no, he wasnt which is weird lol

lost hollow
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finished my legendary fish and animals!

candid walrus
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i had just left my temporary camp and he started singing

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it was pretty cool

lost hollow
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and all that's left for my animal compendium is that desert toad i gotta find

candid walrus
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nice

undone python
lost hollow
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yes

mental hinge
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man y'all got the patience to do that stuff? envy you guys smh

undone python
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Guarma animals suck

lost hollow
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i did the Guarma animals too

candid walrus
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how come

lost hollow
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but ya those snakes were a pain to find

undone python
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I tried to find them all, only 5 spawned, one snake species only

lost hollow
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sometimes i forgot to track and had to find one again

half sage
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Can someone explain to me how to do a companion mission in chapter 2 - nothing is appearing for me at camp. no poker, no dominoes and none of charles/javier missions. I only have 2 main missions left and want to do one before I go to chapter 3

candid walrus
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did you already do the charles and Javier missions?

half sage
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No

undone python
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The guarma patrols came after when I caught the sun glow snake

half sage
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Checked my log - I only have a shop robbery in saint denis which i believe is separate

undone python
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The poker gun Smith robbery

mental hinge
half sage
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If I just wait long enough will they come up?

mental hinge
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lemme try and look it up

undone python
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I only did the fun companion activities, hunting, fishing or robbery

half sage
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I have played poker before in camp sorry but it didnt count as a companion activity

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I played until it kicked me out (i.e. i won everyones money)

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Don't really want to have to start the game again

undone python
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Don't bother with them then if it's frustrating you.

half sage
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I need it for the xbox achievement

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sat in camp for like an hour real life time and I'm getting so annoyed xD

mental hinge
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i'm not so sure how to deal with it but there is a companion request when you take jack fishing, he only gives u a candy bar tho lol

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i know javier's mission and charles mission lasts until chapter 3

undone python
half sage
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I havent done any since dominos didnt count

craggy sand
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Guys someone on the online channel

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Said you can rob bank on story

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Outside of missions

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Is it true?

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XD

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I thought you couldn’t rob banks

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Only on missions

undone python
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It has to be marked on your minimal as white with a symbol of the activity and the initial of the character who starts it @half sage

undone python
half sage
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I guess I will just have to sit and wait - will do Micah's mission and then all other side missions I have and then sit and hope

craggy sand
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Unless it’s a mod

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But I mean without mods

undone python
craggy sand
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Hmm

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I kinda wanted to try it but I don’t like mods

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Afraid I can get banned aswell

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Since it’s modifying the game

undone python
worldly gulch
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^

craggy sand
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Oh ok

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Still don’t think I’ll try it

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Hoping they add bank robbery on online tbh

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Or trains and shops

candid walrus
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that will most likely be a looooong time from now

worldly gulch
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I just wish it wouldn't require three slightly warm clothing items to turn a hot temperature outfit into a moderate temperature one. Like wearing a slighty warm coat and gloves isnt enough to keep you warm at 12* C, no you need to wear a slightly warm vest too PES_Facepalm

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Completely messes my outfit idea goaThisIsFine

wary oasis
undone python
wary oasis
undone python
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So? There's still no full cold weather outfit in online, you shouldn't have to combine clothing items.

obtuse venture
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I need help

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Im meat to meet sadie at valentine bar in epilogue and all the doors and windows are barred shut

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How do i get in

wary oasis
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As far as I'm aware there isn't any others....

undone python
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Johns one does too, his black one

obtuse venture
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Do u guys know how to get in?

wary oasis
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Okay not got to John yet

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But I'd have thought there would have been more...

undone python
obtuse venture
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Ok

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I sent a picture of it

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I reloaded and it still like that

lost hollow
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yeeeee found that stupid desert toad!! 178 of 178 animals found

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tracked, killed, skinned, everything

obtuse venture
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Nice

obtuse venture
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How do i get into the bar to meet sadie

lost hollow
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there's a door?

obtuse venture
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Its borded off

lost hollow
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then there's another door?

obtuse venture
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All boarded off

lost hollow
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which saloon?

obtuse venture
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Valentine

lost hollow
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which one in valentine?

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there's 2

obtuse venture
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The one where u throw the guy threw the window

lost hollow
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uh front door should be open

obtuse venture
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Check photos ill show u again

lost hollow
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i've never seen the doors boarded off

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hm that's odd

obtuse venture
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Should i report it to cockstar

lost hollow
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lol

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is that a special mission?

obtuse venture
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Its one in epilogue

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Where you get a telegram from her

lost hollow
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hm i'll have to look at that myself

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i did that and i don't remember the bar being boarded off. I went inside and she stabbed someone in the hand

obtuse venture
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Ok

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Wtf

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Wtf

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She just ran through the walls of the bar when i shot someone to help me

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Oh its fixed cause i died

lost hollow
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lmao

compact kite
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Why do i feel like Jack is actually Javier's son

lost hollow
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lol don't think so

thorn terrace
compact kite
lost hollow
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i'm not seeing it

devout niche
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Any advice for winning poker for the gambler challenge? I have no idea how to play poker

hidden moss
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do you think it would be cool if rdr2 was the same as gta 4 had 3 protagonists with different stories? one being arthur as the main history and the other as a random gang and the third as a pinkerton?

paper peak
devout niche
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I never count my money while I'm sitting at the table, even when its displayed on the screen.

paper peak
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Now I'll tell a secret to survival

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It's knowing what to throw away, and knowin what to keep

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Cause every hands a winner, and every hands a loser, and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep

devout niche
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There'll be time enough for countin when the dealins done

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Those are good advice if you already know how to play

paper peak
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you can find the rules in the menu when you go to play

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Or just Google it or something

devout niche
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I don't want to learn the intricacies of an entirely external game

paper peak
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I'm a decent poker player, but not a good teacher

devout niche
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I'm a decent teacher but I don't know anything about poker

paper peak
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I guess if you wanted to, just go all in each time and hope everyone folds and hope for good luck

devout niche
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I was playing with a calculator but its a pain to enter everything each hand

paper peak
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Why do you need a calculator

devout niche
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To know my odds of winning

paper peak
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Ah

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Yeah I'm more of a "never tell me the odds" kinda guy

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But high bets make the NPCs jumpy

lost hollow
golden vector
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roblox

lost hollow
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Finished collecting the dinosaur bones

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Waiting on crazy lady to invite me over to see her monstrosity

compact kite
mental hinge
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the skeleton looks so stupid lol]

devout niche
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I'm trying to do part 4 of the gambler quest but the poker table in Saint Denis says its unavailable. Any ideas?

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I paid my Lemoyne bounty and now its available. I really didn't want to do that.

red helm
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The game isn't without it's glitches, Hard to say why the poker table wasn't available.

devout niche
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Yeah idk. All good now.

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Does the computer player in poker try to bluff?

red helm
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-Ish. the A.I. isn't that sufficiticated

young dragon
lost hollow
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ya but when i tried to cross the border to Blackwater I was getting sniped. Think Rock Star intended for Arthur to go to New Austin then changed their mind. Can still get in with glitches and lots of luck but it's really difficult.

undone raft
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back when i was first playing the game i didn’t know that you could get to new austin so i kept trying and thought i just thought i sucked at the game lmao

sinful hound
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Yo yo wassup

verbal prairie
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anyone else find the 'May I stand unshaken' horse ride after guarma so depressing and almost eerie

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I can't help but feel overwhelmed everytime I watch it, especially the first time

sinful hound
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To me, the end credits finished me. When Cruel Cruel World came up I cried out and felt sad because this won't happen again.

lost hollow
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I'm having issues with idealism and pragmatism for beginners, the 2nd mission. I got my 2nd letter to go back to the mayor's house at night, but Jean won't let me in.

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nvm i read the letter again and now it's working

lost hollow
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finished my weapon's compendium

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just got 5 challenges, 7 equipment, and 120 cigarette cards left

worldly gulch
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Morning fellers hattip2

sinful hound
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Supp

hidden moss
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Hello sirs ArthurSip

lost hollow
sinful hound
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Hello!

hidden moss
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Howdy partner

lost hollow
worldly gulch
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Hey there mister

hidden moss
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Some real beautiful country 'round this area

worldly gulch
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It would be a shame if someone were to start a bar fight, rob a train, rustle some cattle and shoot up half the town

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But its ok cause the reverend told us to do ten hail Mary's and four thousand hey misters and we will have repented for our sins

sinful hound
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Can you fight with Tommy again after that mission?

hidden moss
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Ya hit like a girl. Ya bum.

sinful hound
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He went funny after Arthur almost killed him

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He can't respond right anymore

prime jewel
prime jewel
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definitely no

sand apex
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javier secret lover of abigail?!?!?!?!?!?! 😱

hidden moss
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rdr2 = walking simulator = most boring game tutorial ever

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i've been spending hours I still can't finish the damn prologue

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I just finished that hunting a deer for food mission it took forever then I skinned it

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how long till I get out of the cursed snowy area

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Maybe it's best to back to playing call of duty? :-D

sinful hound
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^

sinful hound
hidden moss
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Dude some stuff in the game don't make sense either

so I was hunting the deer the bow is very very slow and I kept missing my shots

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I take up my gun to shoot the deer and I do

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for some reason it doesn't die

sinful hound
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It's logical lmfao

hidden moss
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when the other deer died with 1 arrow

I had to use 6 bullets on this one to die

sinful hound
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You have to kill it with the bow for the mission

hidden moss
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shouldn't bullets kill easier than arrows

sinful hound
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Where did you shoot

hidden moss
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his body

sinful hound
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Shoot it in the head next time

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One shot kill

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Or in the heart

hidden moss
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I needed two deers I got one with one arrow to body the other one however

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then I came across a bear

sinful hound
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Yes

hidden moss
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so I just shot the bear in the head it still didn't die

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but I scared it off

sinful hound
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Yes you were supposed to leave it alone. That's why you couldn't kill it

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Sometimes the mission makes you do something you may not want

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But the story gets better I promise

hidden moss
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is this a sequel to rdr 1 ?
do I need to play that to understand the story ?

sinful hound
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It's a prequel

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It's chronologically before rdr1

sinful hound
mental hinge
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red dead is the prequel

sinful hound
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Btw im almost always up if you need help

dire glade
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😎 👍

worldly gulch
tall moss
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terminal too, super serious

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if i overdo it, ill get a relapse

candid walrus
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lol

sinful hound
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It's a slow and painful death my brother..

calm bay
obtuse fulcrum
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im also at the point where the gang moves to shady belle

sinful hound
rugged narwhal
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my least favorite chapter was 5

sinful hound
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Mine was 6

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I hated it so much

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The whole mood was just depressing

lost quartz
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6 is depressing af

sinful hound
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Yeah d exactly

rugged narwhal
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its making me cringe dutch

mental merlin
rugged narwhal
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i hated micah so much even before chapter 6

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ever since he got me that 500 bounty from strawberry i hated him

mental merlin
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uh

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I didn’t get a bounty from it

rugged narwhal
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i did

strange dragon
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Everyone talking about how 6 is the most depressed chapter but the Epilogue is more depressing just by looking at Jhon

rugged narwhal
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fr

mental merlin
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like only missions give you dead or alive

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I got zero bounty

rugged narwhal
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the best chapter is probably 2

mental merlin
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and it’s the longest chapter

strange dragon
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my favorite chapter is 6

candid walrus
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I think chapters 2 and 3 were when the gang was at its "high"

sinful hound
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Lol

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I didn't like it much

strange dragon
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Bruh it was fun as hell and the cut scenes were amazing

sinful hound
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Yes but the vibe to it was bad

mental merlin
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too sad

sinful hound
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The gang falling apart

strange dragon
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Just the cut scene after Arthur's last ride is one of the best

strange dragon
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fast moving train "should I just sneak on now" -Arthur

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Plus I like Arthur's redemption

worldly gulch
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I was yesterday days old when I learned that walking over a frozen lake on horseback causes the sound to accurately warp because of the ice

gleaming moon
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just found out on like my 8th playthrough you can get infinite food and tonics by loading up a save, going to the food table and the medical table, grabbing it all, saving your game, loading that new save, and repeat

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(in guarma)

sinful hound
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Really?

gleaming moon
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yes

sinful hound
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That's cool

gleaming moon
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I have a full satchel of canned food now

sinful hound
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I just found out about bill's real name

gleaming moon
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tonics take longer bc theres only 2 per save

sinful hound
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It was so easy to find but I didn't fsr

gleaming moon
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but every time you load up a new save theres always a miracle tonic and a health cure

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so its worth the time because resources are so limited in guarma

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you can also get infinite ammo

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with the same trick

mental merlin
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but wouldn’t it make the game no fun tbh

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because you don’t need to find food and heals

strange dragon
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I just learned that RDR2 is so glitched that you can get all the satchels for free without doing any work

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The day before I got them all for free was when I entered the clothes cheat

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so that might be a cause and the effect was the free satchels

mental merlin
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so there’s no point making money to get it then?

strange dragon
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nah

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I don't even use them cuz they look kinda off

sinful hound
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I 5HINK I DID THAT WITH JOHM

mental merlin
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johm?

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or john

sinful hound
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I deactivated it and the satchels stayed

sinful hound
mental merlin
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bruh

sinful hound
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I meamt to say jim

mental merlin
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Jesus Christ

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why you still saying it’s Jim not John

sinful hound
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Because they're not the same smh

mental merlin
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they are

strange dragon
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only with Jhon

sinful hound
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Dude do you know what smh means

mental merlin
strange dragon
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That is how Arthur says John.....Jhon

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no face palm

mental merlin
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John

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not jhon

strange dragon
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muneh

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Jhon

mental merlin
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John

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not jhon

strange dragon
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We are speaking the Arthur language here

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Jhon

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muneh

mental merlin
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John

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Not jhon

strange dragon
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Jonetta

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Jon

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jhon

mental merlin
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Wait what happened to the John emoji

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there was 2

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There’s only one

strange dragon
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He went to Tahiti

mental merlin
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n o

strange dragon
mental merlin
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why

strange dragon
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cuz the Jhon sticker is there

mental merlin
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John

strange dragon
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I sent it in media

mental merlin
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but if it’s there

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It’s not even a emoji

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it’s just a low quality picture of it

strange dragon
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it is exclusive to a role, I took a screenshot of it

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I told you he went to tahiti

mental merlin
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emojis don’t go to exclusive roles

strange dragon
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yeah they do

mental merlin
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where’s da proof

strange dragon
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click on a gray sticker and it will tell you to get nitro, and a nitro booster is a role in this server

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plus I have had been able to access more stickers ever since I got the cowboah role

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also where is the Marston is Milton proof

mental merlin
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you don’t have nitro

strange dragon
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ik

mental merlin
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plus

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Nitro only allows animated emojis

strange dragon
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plus I have had been able to access more stickers ever since I got the cowboah role

mental merlin
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that’s not how it works

strange dragon
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F*ck Dutch sticker is not available to me prolly cuz it is exclusive to another role

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and it is not animated

mental merlin
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that’s not how emojis work

strange dragon
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proof

mental merlin
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I tried it in my server

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doesn’t matter

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everyone can still use all the emojis in my server

strange dragon
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still I have had access to more stickers ever since I got the cowboah role

mental merlin
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mhm totally

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that’s not how roles work or emojis

strange dragon
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if you click on some gray stickers it will take you to a screen telling you that you need nitro and then on others when you click on the sticker it won't take you to anything

mental merlin
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they are not stickers

strange dragon
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emoji=stickers

mental merlin
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no are you dumb

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emojis are emojis

strange dragon
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it's basically the same thing

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F*ck Micah is totally an emoji

mental merlin
strange dragon
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that is a sticker

mental merlin
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emoji

strange dragon
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you aren't really expressing anything

mental merlin
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discord made stickers

craggy sand
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XD

strange dragon
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you are stating F*ck Micah

craggy sand
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Well let’s be honest

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Micah sucks

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XD

strange dragon
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yes he does

mental merlin
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obviously

strange dragon
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He almost killed Jhon

craggy sand
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It’s more cause of arthur

mental merlin
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John

craggy sand
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Not just John

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Arthur didn’t deserved it

strange dragon
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he killed Arthur Callahan

craggy sand
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I miss Arthur

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I can only be John now

strange dragon
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me too but at least Jhon finished the rat off

mental merlin
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John

craggy sand
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True

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Was so satisfying

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To kill him

honest drum
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john's an idiot in american venom

craggy sand
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No lol

honest drum
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yes lol

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he kills micah

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for revenge

mental merlin
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and

craggy sand
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Micah deserves it

honest drum
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he looked back

craggy sand
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XD

honest drum
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shat on arthur's wishes

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then John get's killed for it

strange dragon
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what did you expect an action hero, don't forget these characters are criminals

craggy sand
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John doesn’t get killed XD

honest drum
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u haven't played

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rdr1

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have ypu

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whoops my bad

craggy sand
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Oh that one

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We talking about rdr2 not 1

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XD

honest drum
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...

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lmao

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so?

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they link

mental merlin
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why you saying XD and lol in every message @craggy sand

strange dragon
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bruh both the epilogue and rdr1 are connected by Jhon's actions

honest drum
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John shit's on arthur, looks back and get's killed for it

craggy sand
mental merlin
craggy sand
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I always say that for no reason

honest drum
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XD

craggy sand
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My friends find it annoying sometimes

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Funny enough tho they also got used to say XD a lot

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Thanks to me now

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😂

honest drum
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i love john but in american venom i just want him to fucking use his brain

strange dragon
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who would win in a fight Arthur(in prime) or Jhon(in prime)

mental merlin
craggy sand
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John killed Micah

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Micah deserved it

honest drum
craggy sand
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Nothing to it

mental merlin
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not jhon

craggy sand
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XD

honest drum
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still revenge

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John looked back, EXACTLY what arthur didn't want

craggy sand
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And why can’t John have revenge?

honest drum
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the pinkertons find john

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and he dies

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simple

honest drum
strange dragon
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@honest drum besides Jhon's stupidity do you think it was well done/bad ass mission

honest drum
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ye

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i loved playing it

mental merlin
honest drum
#

the soundtrack is so nostalgic

#

american venom

strange dragon
#

sure is

honest drum
#

Jim Milton, rides again? is a lot more badass though

#

literally feels exactly like rdr1

strange dragon
#

When you save Jhon in the beginning and when Arthur carries Jhon away you can hear his theme play

mental merlin
strange dragon
balmy ferry
#

I'm not sure if I saw correctly, but I think I saw an NPC trying to throw a person out of a burning wagon. Is that possible?

lost quartz
#

not again

mental merlin
honest drum
#

Jim Milton rides again is the definition of badass and fan service

lost quartz
#

what did i start with the jhon thing lol

mental merlin
#

torture

strange dragon
#

it isn't even the Jhon is not Milton thing

mental merlin
sinful hound
#

Hmm

strange dragon
#

I am just saying Jhon like how Arthur says it

lost quartz
#

theres so many different memes now

#

jhon not john

mental merlin
lost quartz
#

jhon not jim

honest drum
mental merlin
lost quartz
#

pretty sure its jhon dude

honest drum
#

i think your subtitles might be glitched

#

it's deffo Jhon

mental merlin
lost quartz
#

have you even played the game lol

mental merlin
lost quartz
#

its right there in the credits

honest drum
#

i don't think he has

#

the game

lost quartz
#

bet he just watches yt clips of it

mental merlin
#

you wanna start this again

sinful hound
#

Jhon

#

Yea

#

John

#

No

mental merlin
#

Because I rather not blocking almost everyone that talks in this chat

lost quartz
#

your outnumbered mate its like 3 to 1

#

its jhon

strange dragon
#

Jhon, Lennah, Boah, Muneh

paper peak
#

It's jhon

lost quartz
#

the adult way to deal with something: Block everyone and ignore the obvious joke

mental merlin
#

...

lost quartz
#

...

honest drum
#

lmao

lost quartz
#

gonna have the whole server blocked soon

strange dragon
#

Let's just get rid of the "h'' and say Jon

honest drum
#

Jon

#

yes

#

nice

strange dragon
#

no confusion at all

#

Jon Marston

devout niche
#

dominos 😦

forest blaze
#

jonny marston

sinful hound
#

Jon

strange dragon
#

@mental merlin if you go to google translate and type in Jhon then it will per announce it the same as John

candid walrus
#

goddamit
i watched the ending of rdr2 again and now im sad
this game really is red dead depression

delicate sparrow
#

ikr

hidden moss
candid walrus
#

lol

lost quartz
#

smh

sinful hound
#

Check ma Name boahs

#

All I say is truth we talked about this

verbal prairie
#

5*

tall moss
#

**L U M B A G O **

mental merlin
#

l u m b a g o

strange dragon
#

it's very serious

tall moss
#

lum·ba·go
/ˌləmˈbāɡō/
noun
"It's a slow and painful death,
my friend."
symptoms include:
•back pain
•alcoholism
•baldness
•obssesive procrastination
•beer stains
•always hearing the RDR2 House
Building Theme when resting
•southern accent
•obnoxiously commenting
"LUMBAGO" on youtube videos
source:
...

sinful hound
#

6*

mental merlin
#

very slow

sinful hound
#

Damn I wanna play rdr2 so much right now but my sister is on the TV 😭 😭 😭 😭

tall moss
#

you'll get a relapse

mental merlin
#

pastes video

strange dragon
mental merlin
sinful hound
#

She'll get mad and call the parents ughh

strange dragon
#

your parents should be in full support if it involves rdr2

golden vector
#

facts

tall moss
strange dragon
#

yes

golden vector
#

nice

tall moss
#

lmao i legit can not take lumbago seriously anymore

#

ty rockstar

sinful hound
#

Ahh does it pay well?

#

Hsfsh eventually

mental merlin
candid walrus
#

It's a slow and painful death

golden vector
#

evidently

mental merlin
#

so slow

#

very slow slow

hidden moss
#

How do I get the secret ending?

golden vector
#

what secret ending

mental merlin
hidden moss
#

I heard there was a secret ending and I see no where that gives me a real answer

mental merlin
#

there’s not

#

there’s no secret ending

#

who said there was a secret ending?

hidden moss
#

I see it in videos, articles, and someone was talking about it

#

Are they from mrbossftw by any chance?

golden vector
#

what happens in the “secret ending”

mental merlin
#

well there’s no secret ending

golden vector
#

the only single difference with game endings is whether or not micah has 2 eyes and that’s it

strange dragon
#

Secret Ending is a very rare chance to get because it cures LUMBAGO

delicate jewel
#

Hi !
how do you get a bow for the current doubled XP game please ?

strange dragon
#

It also lets you play as John

mental merlin
#

what

golden vector
#

secret ending the gang goes to tahiti and farms mangoes

mental merlin
#

this isn’t a online chat

mental merlin
golden vector
#

stinky game chat

honest drum
#

lol

hidden moss
#

I have no clue

honest drum
#

cuz it ain't real

mental merlin
#

facts

hidden moss
#

I don't want to spoil it for me

honest drum
#

well there is nothing

mental merlin
#

there’s not a secret ending

honest drum
#

to spoil

mental merlin
strange dragon
#

actually I know what they are talking about, there is a secret ending

#

it is not canon but it is there

golden vector
#

bullshit

mental merlin
#

no secret ending

strange dragon
#

so there is a secret ending where The Van Der linde gang all survive except for Sean, Lennah, Hosea etc. It is the gang living in Beaver Hollow and Arthur somehow is still sick but will not die. To activate this you must not do the last mission

mental merlin
#

that’s not a secret ending

golden vector
#

jhon, it’s a joke

mental merlin
#

can you say John

#

Not jhon please

golden vector
#

this is also a joke, jhon

mental merlin
#

then stop saying jhon please

strange dragon
#

I understand that you don't wanna be called Jhon but why can't we say that John is not Jim and call Mr. Marston Jhon just like how Arthur says it

golden vector
#

facts

mighty inlet
#

hey fellas

mental merlin
#

Tell me one of the times he said jhon

strange dragon
#

just listen to Arthur saying it

mighty inlet
#

Nah nah, we´ll call you Juan

golden vector
#

juan marston

mental merlin
#

bruh

mighty inlet
#

I´m just joking fella

strange dragon
#

at the end of the day you are complaining about us spelling a fictional character's name in another way

mental merlin
#

bruh

golden vector
#

ah yes a good argument

#

“bruh”

#

absolutely destroyed

strange dragon
#

Jhon is also pronounced the same as John

mental merlin
#

bruh

mighty inlet
#

That´s right

strange dragon
#

I mean I like everyone in this server but it is kinda dumb that you complain about a joke

mental merlin
#

bruh

golden vector
#

we’ve devolved his attention span

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

jhon is a great character

mighty inlet
#

Bruh moments

honest drum
#

so is jim milton

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

before he killed john

#

:(

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

John died

mighty inlet
#

Good ending: Rip Van Winkle avenged John

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

killed by Jhon

#

Jhon was killed by Jon

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

then Rip Van Winkle killed Jon

#

who then settles

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

on a ranch

golden vector
#

rip van winkle & jim vs jhon & juan

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

with Gailaba (his wife) and Lancelot his son

mental merlin
#

bruh

strange dragon
#

all killed by Red Harlow

honest drum
#

ye

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

aka uncle

golden vector
#

red harlow supremacy 😎

mental merlin
#

bruh

strange dragon
#

The LUMBAGO Gunslinger

mental merlin
#

bruh

honest drum
#

can we get a staff muting this guy

#

spamming bruh

mighty inlet
#

You know where my friend is btw?

mental merlin
golden vector
#

haha get it because i said “bruh” lots of times lololmao laugh now

mighty inlet
#

Gaviiin!!

mental merlin
#

bruh

#

what if Gavin’s friend killed Gavin

#

hm

honest drum
# mental merlin bruh

@elfin dew mute this guy pplllsss he's contributing nothing and is spamming 'bruh'

#

lol

mental merlin
strange dragon
honest drum
mental merlin
#

no

supple trout
honest drum
#

yes

mental merlin
#

oh no

honest drum
#

ooh finally a staff

#

this guy been spamming bruh

mental merlin
#

it’s a machine gun

supple trout
#

Use modmail instead of pinging it’ll work faster

strange dragon
mental merlin
honest drum
mental merlin
honest drum
#

from the bottom of my heart

#

i truly am apologetic

golden vector
#

this week on game theory, dwayne the rock jhonson is red harlow

supple trout
#

Lol

honest drum
elfin dew
#

Just saw this, yeah it would be better to use Modmail so that all staff can see what is going on

golden vector
#

source: you gotta trust me

strange dragon
#

@everyone Hearthur johnheart

honest drum
#

DWAYNE CARRIES A RED CLOTH MEANS HE'S RED HARLOW 😳

golden vector
#

epic ping everyone fail

mental merlin
#

even though you failed

mighty inlet
#

Sorry I was AFK what happened?

honest drum
#

DWAYNE IS RED HARLOW

#

CRACKED

#

2021

#

PROOF

golden vector
#

solved the case

mental merlin
honest drum
#

DWAYNE CARRIES 1 OF THE 6M RED PIECES OF CLOTH

#

ALSO HE LIVE ON RANCH

#

SAME AS RED HARLOWWW 😳

strange dragon
#

I received a strike for ping everyone which is understandable but it also says I spammed

supple trout
#

Emojis

strange dragon
#

oh, but it was different ones expressing feelings

golden vector
#

what the fuck are these emotes lmao

honest drum
#

wouldn't worry too much lol

strange dragon
dense glen
#

How to get pelts of good quality?

honest drum
#

use correct gones

#

guns*

#

and they have to be good quality before u kill them

#

if u look in the bottom right by their name they'll have a stars icon

#

1 Star = Poor
2 Star = Good
3 Star = Perfect

dense glen
#

And how do I look before I kill them?

honest drum
#

for deer and animals around that size use a bow/rifle NOT repeater, any larger animals use a rifle again, NOT A REPEATER and for small animals use a varrmint rifle

honest drum
#

and look bottom right

#

just like u do with a human

dense glen
#

Are you kidding me? I have to hit them like 5-6 times before they die...

golden vector
#

you can use a repeater on coyotes and foxes n shit idk about anything else however

dense glen
#

Thanks anyway.

honest drum
#

what guns r u using lmao

golden vector
#

none

#

he is using the pirate sword on them

honest drum
#

he be punching them

#

or cattleman revolver

#

lmao

devout niche
#

Head or neck shot with a rifle should do one shot

golden vector
#

head is safer to shoot

grizzled sapphire
#

Explosive slugs on anything

devout niche
#

Any tips for getting the 3 black jack hits for the gambler challenge

honest drum
#

there isn't any skill

golden vector
#

mfw incendiary buckshot isn’t clean on bucks 😔

devout niche
#

or when small game arrows don't kill small game

#

@honest drum thanks. Its hard to spam because dealer is sooo slow

strange dragon
#

you can skip it

devout niche
#

in poker you can.. I don't see how to do it in blackjack

strange dragon
#

when they are shuffling the cards and stuff it will allow you to skip

delicate sparrow
#

Mfw when explosive slugs doesn't give 3 star rabbit

golden vector
#

when the slug shots shoot actual slugs out of the barrel

#

😳

delicate sparrow
#

😳

honest drum
#

when a shotgun with explosive slugs ruins a chipmunk YeeHawGusta

#

so unrealistic

#

1/10

golden vector
#

when rockstar puts time to dick physics but won’t let me wear a poncho

#

smh

honest drum
#

or when a camp member says 2 seconds of incorrect dialogue every 5mins smh

golden vector
#

btw

#

aren’t you cold just wearing that

#

get some warmer clothes on

strange dragon
#

I hope I never come across it

strange dragon
crimson bronze
#

Last update fucked the dialogue up.

devout niche
#

Challenge 8 for gambler is really stupid

strange dragon
#

next update will make Arthur have John's voice and John have Arthur's voice along with Arthur having the og john hair

devout niche
#

Its not fun and it adds nothing to the game

dense glen
dense glen
honest drum
#

for hunting

honest drum
honest drum
#

pronouns confuse me

#

by default i just use he

#

soz

mental merlin
#

so much cigarettes cards

devout niche
#

You get so excited when you see 4 / 12.. yay.. buts its really 4 of 12 of 12

#

too bad there is no way to auto-smoke, like be constantly smoking so you can just buy more ciggies

mental merlin
#

yep

#

Or just sell them and buy more and sell and buy more

devout niche
#

ah I guess its fast to sell them

#

kinda cheap way to do it but that's what I'll do once I'm finished most of everything selse

dense glen
#

(I am not accurate hunter so headshots aren't an option)

worldly gulch
#

Yeah being able to sell the premium cigs would be nice PES2_Shrug

devout niche
#

Can you use dead eye? @dense glen

dense glen
#

Yep. Doesn't help much.

spice rain
#

Just practice headshots will be ez soon

#

I was terrible at hunting for the first 2 hours of trying, you'll get good soon

dense glen
#

Just got two pelts one good, one excelent.

devout niche
#

Are the animals running when you're trying to hit them?

dense glen
#

Not deer btw.

dense glen
mental merlin
#

crouch

devout niche
#

Try to sneak up on them so they're not running while you're trying to shoot

dense glen
#

Thanks.

mental merlin
#

or use cover scent lotion

dense glen
#

Where do I get one?

mental merlin
#

Fence

#

At any of the fences

worldly gulch
#

General stores sell it too i think? Or do they just sell the bait?

spice rain
#

ya can craft it too

mental merlin
#

buying it is prob a better idea though

dense glen
#

Thanks.

devout niche
#

Honestly just sneaking up on them should do the trick

dense glen
#

Why signposts are sometimes locked?

mental merlin
#

bounty’s

#

it’s because you have a bounty I think

devout niche
#

Once you're focused on it you can press R to "call" the animal, it will look up and give you a good opportunity for a head shot

dense glen
#

Nope. The area is red if I have a bounty, right?

dense glen
mental merlin
#

still

#

well it’s red

#

But still

dense glen
#

Then I don't have bounty.

devout niche
#

Sometimes it doesn't show up right away. idk why. (it says locked until you're closer to it)

worldly gulch
#

I've also noticed they're not interactable with until you've dismounted your horse

#

(Assuming you mean the carriage fast travel)

devout niche
#

have I mentioned recently how stupid gambler challenge number 8 is? The best game has one of the single stupidest challenges in it. I guess that's life.

hidden moss
#

are there any jews in rdr2

#

jewish characters

#

is dutch jewish

sinful hound
#

Nah I don't think so

tawdry moon
#

what to do with officers taking prisoners in cage , random mission

sinful hound
tawdry moon
#

onetime he just shouted, ha ha your a an ididot. and then ran away.

strange dragon
# hidden moss is dutch jewish

"Dutch mentions in-game that his mother (or at least his mother's family) is from Lincolnshire, England, while his father's family come from Rotterdam in The Netherlands." -random asshole on the internet

tawdry moon
#

i had to kill him then. lost a lot of honor

#

yea his mothers gravestone can be seen iirc

hidden moss
strange dragon
#

in RDR1 he looks Hispanic

hidden moss
#

lmao

strange dragon
#

but in RDR2 he looks human

tawdry moon
#

is gender fixed for a breed of horse?

hidden moss
#

horses have genders ?

tawdry moon
#

my bonus addrennes horse is female. I wanted male

mental merlin
#

I hate the herbalist challenges

strange dragon
hidden moss
#

herbalist sounds like a vegan

strange dragon
#

the balls shrivel up in the cold

hidden moss
#

but realistic I guess ?

#

I like how rockstar doesn't shy away from showing those stuff

mental merlin
#

It’s a rockstar game so I don’t know what you would expect

hidden moss
#

like I literally skinned a deer

tawdry moon
#

they should had marked sherrifs also on map

hidden moss
#

I've never seen animals being skinned in my life, was gross but interesting

tawdry moon
#

sherrifs office, where we can take stolen bounty from bounty hunters

mental merlin
#

isn’t that what happens to the player most of the time though

strange dragon
#

The Sheriffs of some of the towns feel like secret boss fights

sinful hound
#

Sheriff Freeman...

honest drum
#

and expand in hot

#

just like real life

hidden moss
#

bruh

#

ball physics srsly

#

~~give me boob physics ~~

candid walrus
#

lol

#

o-o

strange dragon
#

the balls prolly swing around when the horses run at top speed

strange dragon
hidden moss
#

the poor animators who had to create this

#

it's so gay

#

I havent seen anything on my horse yet either not paying attention or it's female

strange dragon
#

I bet in online if you have a female character with no top on but only a tank top or something the boobs jiggle

#

idk what happens when you remove the shirts cuz I don't have a female character

candid walrus
#

wtf

#

you can only remove the shirt if you have a corset on

honest drum
strange dragon
#

I do like the snow physics

honest drum
#

ye

hidden moss
#

I want a mod to replace my main character with a female character tbh

#

the story is too boring to go through

#

at least make it entertaining 🤷🏻

strange dragon
#

boring

#

even if you beat it, you can still do another play through taking a different direction or just try and get the biggest bounty on your head

#

also there is mods that let you play as Sadie

hidden moss
#

you know who's on my desktop background ?

#

it's tifa from final fantasy 7

#

I love to play as female characters in video games

#

not some hairy dude with a low pitch voice t

strange dragon
#

don't blame yah

hidden moss
#

that sounds like batman

#

tbh

#

my GTAO character also female

strange dragon
#

I mean i personally don't care about the gender of the character cuz if the game is good then Imma play it

sinful hound
#

^

strange dragon
#

Tomb Raider is my xbox profile rn

#

aka Lora Croft

sinful hound
#

I loved to play Kassandra. Feel like the story was more optimized for her

#

Y'all I'mma start a new game because fuck it

strange dragon
#

dew it

sinful hound
#

Tbh the prologue is awesome ee

#

I loved the train robbery

#

"We don't want to kill any of ya....any more of ya."

strange dragon
#

my rdr2 has different timelines where John gets his gambler hat and Arthur not giving a fuck

strange dragon
sinful hound
#

Oh no

#

What's the song in the opening credits

strange dragon
#

don't remember the name

hidden moss
#

I hope "country roads take me home" is in this game tbh

strange dragon
#

did you just start rdr2?

hidden moss
#

me ?

strange dragon
#

yeah

hidden moss
#

yes im like after the mission where I have to hunt deer for food

#

about to steal from a train or something

sinful hound
#

No it isn't

#

I think because of copyright

#

Not sure

hidden moss
#

what a shame

strange dragon
#

well that big harry man will be something more by the end

hidden moss
#

it would go perfectly with the "theme" of the game

sinful hound
#

But you'll forget about it soon enough dude

#

If you liek a story based game

hidden moss
#

can you add your own music tho

like how you can add your music to GTA radio

sinful hound
#

You're im for a big fat treat

sinful hound
#

You can't

hidden moss
#

damn

strange dragon
candid walrus
#

xd

sinful hound
#

Well

#

Okkk

#

I guess

hidden moss
#

invented

#

by that british dude

strange dragon
#

well Arthur can sing along with Javier so there is that

sinful hound
#

That was a awesome feature

#

I love his singing

honest drum
hidden moss
#

who is javier

sinful hound
#

You'll see

#

Don't get spoiled

#

Stay away from here

hidden moss
#

why dO i think it's my horse

strange dragon
#

Just wait

honest drum
#

i see

#

nice

sinful hound
#

@hidden moss dms are open if you need help and don't wanna get spoiled

hidden moss
#

I mean tbh I already spoiled myself on youtube kinda

#

I know some stuff

like dutch is the bad guy

#

and government betrays me

verbal prairie
#

why

hidden moss
#

actually that was in the first cutscene

#

and my character dies iirc

#

that pisses me off so much

#

I hate games where the MC dies

verbal prairie
#

why

sinful hound
#

Don't spoil others dude

hidden moss
#

it's literally in the opening cutscene

sinful hound
#

Uh btw that's for rdr1

strange dragon
#

do you even have faith my friend in this game

sinful hound
#

You just need to have FAITH

#

Some MONEY

strange dragon
#

Muneh

sinful hound
#

Get West of UNCLE SAM