red-dead-singleplayer

[weary harness]

its hard

☹️

you just have to kill someone then get a witness to report you then fight the lawmen

[woeful gull]

Also can someone tell me how the nite folk one shot me sometimes but sometimes I can take a bunch of hits from them?

[weary harness]

its interesting because the lawmen there are natives

[woeful gull]

Yeah but no ppl in sight

[weary harness]

you have to wait it takes so long

[arctic musk]

with melee attacks they can 1 shot right?

[woeful gull]

Nope found a hanging body today and when I got off my horse to check it out 3 of the nite folk came one of them got a stab on me too but it didn't one shot me

But I've been one shotted by them before

[obsidian plinth]

I'd assume it's a headshot insta kill?

[weary harness]

no

they use knives

and machetes

weapons of the sort

idk but the crying woman is the worst one

[woeful gull]

They also use arrows

[verbal moth]

never got nite folk

how do i get attacked by them

[charred flint]

#loverdr2

[weary harness]

bayou nwa at night

or was it bluewater marsh

[woeful gull]

Roam the swamps north of St denis from 10pm to 5am

You can face them in the daytime too if you see any creepy hanging bodies in Lemoyne shoot those hanging corpses down and you will surrounded by a couple of them in no time

Creepy ass mfs though got my heart pounding

[weary harness]

THEY creep me tf out

[distant falcon]

They also one shot melee you

[verbal moth]

losing honor for killing bounty hunter dogs

this game is really dumb sometimes

[woeful gull]

I think it's because bounty hunters are mercenary type people but their dogs are called "lawdogs" (check on map) so maybe they're provided by the local sheriffs office and hence if you kill then it's same as killing a lawman

[harsh narwhal]

Just figured out the game is boring as fuck after you complete the story.

[woeful gull]

Not always I can send you videos where they don't

[weary harness]

lawman dont make you lose honor though

[harsh narwhal]

There's really nothing much you can do

[weary harness]

are you in epilogue

this is why i dont 100% the game

i'm afraid it will ruin all the fun for me

[harsh narwhal]

No I completed the story

[weary harness]

all of it?

[harsh narwhal]

Yes.

Side missions, main missions everything

[weary harness]

yeah

[woeful gull]

So you're playing as Marston now?

[harsh narwhal]

Yeah.

[weary harness]

time for rdr1 i guess

[woeful gull]

Then you're in the epilogue

Bro why can John swim it's so weird

Bros been living as an outlaw in the wilderness for so long and he can't swim??

[harsh narwhal]

I'm not in the epilogue

I killed Micah

The epilogue is finished

[weary harness]

it had to be made canon because in rdr1 the water prevents you from getting across certain areas

[woeful gull]

Yeah water stops you from crossing the river north of Blackwater and getting into the rdr2 map right?

[weary harness]

yeah

[woeful gull]

The bridge we have in rdr2 is broken or something I

[weary harness]

so no strawberry

consequences of making a prequel sequel

[woeful gull]

Marston can't visit strawberry?

[weary harness]

in rdr1

he cant

[woeful gull]

I mean ofc

[weary harness]

because the WE map is shortened to only great plains and tall trees

[woeful gull]

Strawberry is far from what he can visit

He can't even visit horseshoe outlook

[weary harness]

but at least we have mexico

[woeful gull]

I mean there are a bunch of plot holes because r* didn't plan rdr2 while making rdr1

[woeful gull]

Isn't it mostly empty?

Atleast I heard so I haven't played rdr1

[weary harness]

in rdr2 it is

but there are a lot of settlements in rdr1

[woeful gull]

Rdr2 doesn't have mexico

[woeful gull]

Yeah Armadillo recovered from cholera

[weary harness]

but they gave us three more states + 3 more quarters of WE

[woeful gull]

Theives landing became a town somehow in just 4yrs

[weary harness]

so we cant complain

[woeful gull]

Yeah Rdr2 map is many times bigger

Like 3-4x

[harsh narwhal]

I'm just gonna hunt legendary animals since it's getting boring

[weary harness]

in rdr1 there is only new austin, west elizabeth and mexico

[harsh narwhal]

Or should I charge toward fort Wallace

[woeful gull]

Isn't it called Nuevo pariso or sum

[weary harness]

yeah

[woeful gull]

Or does mx have multiple provinces

[weary harness]

nuevo paraiso

[woeful gull]

Stock up on tonics and be smart otherwise you will die

[weary harness]

you can assault on fort mercer

[woeful gull]

Bro I've got so many spoilers already and I'm in chapter 3 on my first playthrough

[harsh narwhal]

Are there any cheats where you get no cops?

[woeful gull]

I practically know the entire story of both rdr2 and rdr1

[harsh narwhal]

No matter what you do

[woeful gull]

There might be mods idk

[weary harness]

you should leave sever and stay away from subreddit ☹️

[woeful gull]

True

[haughty dirge]

I took some peak pics on my new playthrough 🗣️

84 pics and counting

nvm electricity cut off midway through uploading my pics

kms

[haughty dirge]

electricity is back

[weary harness]

wa hoo ‼️

[verbal moth]

is there only 2 mary missions?

[weary harness]

unfortunately

[verbal moth]

i expected more wow

[cold nacelle]

Hoping my laptop can run this game

[verbal moth]

this game is dumb as fuck sometimes

[cold nacelle]

Everything is set to medium/high as a start

[vale osprey]

Not a big fan of the Mary missions personally

[verbal moth]

You know what im not a fan of

The wanted system and the honor system

[vale osprey]

I don’t mind them to much personally. I could see how your not a fan of them tho

[verbal moth]

"Oh you're getting robbed and shot at so you defended urself? 30 lawmen heading ur way"

[haughty dirge]

tbh me too

the bandana genuinely doesn't work

[weary harness]

like literally

they can still see you

[haughty dirge]

or any mask for that part

[verbal moth]

I mean for that i assume its based on the gang knowing its you (for when u lose honor in missions)

But it shouldve been tweaked i mean whats the point of the bandana

[weary harness]

because the rdr2 is more about self honor but rdr1 is about how people see you

as a good person or a bad person

[haughty dirge]

I'd understand if I had caused mayhem previously in that town (like if I had a bounty in there) but they spot you even if its your first time massacring them

genuinely makes no sense

[arctic musk]

its complicated

ik how it works and it seems to work for me

[weary harness]

@haughty dirge is this your 2nd playthrough

[winter pike]

is it ok if i played rdr2 first an then rdr1?

[obsidian plinth]

That's how I played tbh

Rdr2 is a prequel so chronologically it's correct

[haughty dirge]

4th

[verbal moth]

Mrs adler should be mrs morgan

Her and arthur have a lot in common

[haughty dirge]

[weary harness]

damn

[obsidian plinth]

Eyyyy me too

[haughty dirge]

yessir

[waxen depot]

Where can I play red dead revolver

And is uncle faking his lumbago

[ivory pivot]

my arthur just got diagnosed im going to cry

[waxen depot]

Guess you could say there was a... fork in the road

[ivory pivot]

playstation 2 it seems

[ivory pivot]

oh my god

[waxen depot]

Man that console old enough to drink alcohol

Where am I meant to get that

[ivory pivot]

up ur butt and around the corner

i guess

[waxen depot]

I remember getting diagnosed as arthur

I had a cough that lasted like 2 minutes straight

Then I went to go do the Sadie Adler quest

And bang

[ivory pivot]

real

i hated the hot air balloon part

my eyesight is rlly bad so i couldnt even see if i was at the right altitude

[waxen depot]

WHAT

that was a goated mission

Just sad the balloon guy died

Although he was very sexist

But weren't they all in the 19th century

[limber pivot]

worst part of the mission

[cyan pendant]

Bout to say that’s just 19 hundreds

[waxen depot]

Why does everyone hate arturo

Or whatever his name was

[cyan pendant]

He dies in like 5 minutes

[waxen depot]

He was charming

I could care less about the prision

[frigid gazelle]

i mean

[cyan pendant]

Ah yes don’t worry about John

[limber pivot]

too bad he never got to tell his brother about his adventure

[waxen depot]

Could care less about John (at that point)

[frigid gazelle]

he spent his whole life being a prick, only to start changing his ways when he realized he was dying

[cyan pendant]

I could care less about the ballon dude

[limber pivot]

are u roasting urself rn? lol

[frigid gazelle]

he got clipped and that will never not be funny

[frigid gazelle]

yes

[limber pivot]

thats so real

[cyan pendant]

Damn arnt you dead

[frigid gazelle]

yes

[cyan pendant]

Real

[frigid gazelle]

actively dying rn

getting lectured on the values of money

[waxen depot]

I just did the skinner brother mission in the epilogue, where u go get tools for the house

[limber pivot]

imagine getting high honor ending but it rains instead

[waxen depot]

The moment the guy next to me was speaking about his family I knew it was over for him ngl

[frigid gazelle]

imagine getting high honor ending but it happened at literally any other time of day

[cyan pendant]

I play low honor it’s more fun honestly

[waxen depot]

[cyan pendant]

Yeah

[frigid gazelle]

[limber pivot]

just looking at an empty night sky 😭

[waxen depot]

[frigid gazelle]

11 AM instead of sunrise

[waxen depot]

are you that guys alter ego

[frigid gazelle]

no

my name has been changed

it was not me

[cyan pendant]

Must have been Dutch

[limber pivot]

dutch is too busy planning bro

[frigid gazelle]

goddamit dutch stop fiddling with my name

[waxen depot]

Dutch did not have a plan bro

[limber pivot]

yes he did

[cyan pendant]

He knows Spanish tho

[limber pivot]

and his plan was for them all to PERISH

[brisk badger]

Dutch can catch these hands I stg

[frigid gazelle]

he did know spanish

[waxen depot]

Yeah howsea let's rob this heavily armed bank, and you are going alone!

[cyan pendant]

Then kill himself

[frigid gazelle]

this is factual

[waxen depot]

He did NOT know spanish

I'm Spanish and that lady did not say that bro

[frigid gazelle]

i didnt say he understood it

[limber pivot]

realest mfer in the rdr universe

[frigid gazelle]

he spoke spanish though

[brisk badger]

I like to think that Hosea turned himself in to let abigail away

[limber pivot]

senior por favor

[cyan pendant]

See he knows Spanish

[waxen depot]

Allat just for Abigail to get captured anyways like a week later

[brisk badger]

I translated it for my dad when we were playing the game during that part

[frigid gazelle]

she said "i hid the coke behind the wall, dont mix with mentos or else you die" totally

[limber pivot]

the guarma lady?

[frigid gazelle]

yeah totally

[cyan pendant]

While holding a knife

[brisk badger]

I kinda feel bad for the Guarma lady tbh

[frigid gazelle]

i know how to count to 10 in spanish you can trust me

[limber pivot]

never thought about what she was actually saying

[waxen depot]

Dutch's perfect aim disappearing the moment he has to shoot any slightly important character:

[cyan pendant]

You know what if Dutch didn’t do it Arthur would have probably

[limber pivot]

she lived on guarma so thats justified

[waxen depot]

I remember the mission where you have to move your chair left and right, I was there for a solid 15 minutes trying and my game was bugged

[cyan pendant]

I mean he shot john in rdr1 so

[waxen depot]

He then fell off a small hill

[cyan pendant]

Yeah

John would have shot him

[brisk badger]

When my dad and I were playing the game together and Dutch said the boat was going to Cuba I went "😨 They found me! I don't want to go back!!! 😭 "

[limber pivot]

bro thought he could do better than the flying machine in west elizabeth 💀

[cyan pendant]

Bro was not different

[waxen depot]

The hatred you have to have, to kill yourself rather than surrendering to Ur son

[limber pivot]

thats how i be moving in life ngl

[cyan pendant]

Your son that hates you

[limber pivot]

nah i dont have a son

wait my whole point is bogus so screw that

[cyan pendant]

I ment Dutch

[waxen depot]

I mean the son that you left to die like on a few different occasions

[cyan pendant]

I’m debating about killing Javier

[brisk badger]

My cat? 😨

[cyan pendant]

The Mexican

Rdr1 rn

[waxen depot]

I think he means the character from the hit video game Red dead Redemption

[limber pivot]

honestly all the micah hate is justified but can we just hate dutch more cuz he's just a stupid ass fucker for not thinking straight

[brisk badger]

My cat is named after the guy in rdr I was joking

[waxen depot]

guys do we think Micah really was a rat?

Why would Milton just say that

[brisk badger]

No he was a snake

[cyan pendant]

Ask Arthur

[waxen depot]

Still hate him

[frigid gazelle]

i dont think so

[limber pivot]

i think because he thought he had arthur beat

[waxen depot]

I think his throat is like full of dirt and maggots rn

[verbal moth]

holy fkkkkk bro

[waxen depot]

Kinda sad for Molly

[cyan pendant]

Probably

[limber pivot]

bro his throat doesnt even exist anymore

[verbal moth]

im defending myself from bounty hunters why am i losing honor

[frigid gazelle]

dont shoot their horses

[cyan pendant]

Because you do

[frigid gazelle]

instant honor loss

[verbal moth]

not one horse was shot

i used dead eye

[brisk badger]

Chat should I ask the nature spirits what he thinks of Micah

[limber pivot]

the civilized thing to do would be turning urself in 👼

[verbal moth]

i will not

[frigid gazelle]

ask micah if he was a rat

[waxen depot]

I thought I was a genius in chapter 3, if I shot the horse of people I could get away after angering them without losing honour cause I didn't kill the human.... That went wrong quickly

[verbal moth]

everytime i go to get a legendary animal some bounty hunters show up and ruin everything

[limber pivot]

bro go into the sewers and you'll see plenty of micah's

[brisk badger]

Pulling out the Ouji board rn /j

[waxen depot]

Yesterday I got jumped by skinner brothers then mid fight got double jumped by like 10 bountyhunters

They killed my horse

[frigid gazelle]

10?!

[brisk badger]

Kill them all

[limber pivot]

honestly i dont believe its true but the whole 'abigail is the 2nd rat' theory just makes so much sense to me

[waxen depot]

I had him for like 2 minutes

[waxen depot]

My bounty was 900

[frigid gazelle]

zamn

calm down

[waxen depot]

Trelawny is the second rat

[limber pivot]

i've seen this theory but it doesnt make much sense to me

[waxen depot]

Every time he's at a camp and he leaves the feds suddenly know the location

[brisk badger]

I've never heard the Abigail theory but I think it would mmake sense if she wanted JAck to live a life out of the gang and John to just go and settle down with her and JAck

[waxen depot]

How does the Abigail one make more sense

[limber pivot]

never paid attention to that i might when i replay for the 3 billionth time

[waxen depot]

Guys

[brisk badger]

He has a wife too tho

[limber pivot]

for me its the fact that she managed to get away while hosea got caught during the bank heist in chapter 4

[waxen depot]

Is it possible to do a no DMG run? I was thinking of it, with a checkpoint every chapter end

[limber pivot]

she obviously didnt like the life john had and wanted better for jack

why not rat on the gang

[waxen depot]

I don't blame him, but I'm sure he is

[frigid gazelle]

id agree with this if it werent for the fact that he had such an opportunity to dispose of the best members of the gang and decided not to

[waxen depot]

When did he have an opportunity

[frigid gazelle]

the boat heist

[waxen depot]

Right I forget that

[limber pivot]

god my fav mission of all

[brisk badger]

Maybe Trelawny's wife ratted on the gang bc she didn't want him working with them (Kindsa the same raeson abigail would've ratted)

[waxen depot]

I have no idea how to play poker

[frigid gazelle]

same

[brisk badger]

I just let my dad do all of that gambling stuff

[limber pivot]

i think we would have atleast known her name or seen her face once if that were the case

[limber pivot]

i deadass learned poker through rdr2 and gta5

[frigid gazelle]

i think the french guy was the rat

[waxen depot]

I remember leaving the boat heist then the calloway last mission popped up (after like 2 chapters since the last one) then I went to the mission place.. and it said.. they were... At the damn boat... So I wasted like 10 minutes of my life

[frigid gazelle]

he was too much of a hater

[brisk badger]

It's actually mentioned at the boat heist mission (Mybe it's the mayor party i dont remmeber)

[limber pivot]

NO not charles my homie

[waxen depot]

Do not disrespect Charles chatenat

Or whatever his name is

[limber pivot]

charles is like my fav stranger in the game even tho his missions arent that interesting

he is such a vibe and a stereotypical frenchman

[waxen depot]

I love him

[frigid gazelle]

this guy books an entire private art room for an exhibit and proceeds to get into a group fight within 5 minutes

[limber pivot]

he's awesome

[brisk badger]

I was laughing my ass off when I met him for the first time

[waxen depot]

He's the only french person I like

In the game, I mean...

Mathe

Maybe*

[limber pivot]

bro the fight in the gallery is one of the best scenes in the entire game

[brisk badger]

It's so funny I love him 😭

[obsidian plinth]

I found his missions so funny, I loved seeing Arthur amused by this guy

[waxen depot]

I forgot I can go back for my money at the pig farm

I have 2 choices

I can A: pay off my bounty and be left with nothing
B: liquor for dead ee

[brisk badger]

Did John ever get the money from the sheep hearding mission?

[limber pivot]

good question actually

[brisk badger]

He said he was going to try and go back to get it at clement's point

And then?

[waxen depot]

Then his kid was kidnapped

And then his wife

Then he got jailed

[limber pivot]

'and arthur always says im lucky!'

[brisk badger]

I feel like there was more time between those events but I guess looking back?

[obsidian plinth]

He should've gone back in the epilogue

[waxen depot]

Possibly dsys

[limber pivot]

charles mentions john going to collect the money in the last missions of chapter 2 and jack got kidnapped in one of the last missions of chapter 3 so there is some time inbetween

[waxen depot]

Hey I'm here for that money you owe me from a decade ago
Sheep guy: who the f are you

[brisk badger]

I'll go look that up later

[waxen depot]

Guys was hosea sick in the game?

Theory makes sense

[brisk badger]

No?

I don't think so?

[limber pivot]

if i remember correctly he had some trouble with his lungs but he wasnt dying (yet)

[obsidian plinth]

Yeah, you can hear him coughing at camp and can ask him how he is. He never says what his illness is tho I don't think

[limber pivot]

there are theories on reddit and shit tho

just like there is a theory for everything else in this game

[waxen depot]

Who would have guessed, theories in Reddit

[obsidian plinth]

Nah he was actually sick, and he says so himself

[obsidian plinth]

Knife found in kitchen XD

[waxen depot]

Lol

[limber pivot]

there is a line where dutch says i thought this weather would do you whisteling pipes some good or something along the line

thats why i always associated his illness with his lungs

[brisk badger]

Guys Arthur could've gotten TB from the liquor at saloons
In the 'Wild West' saloons often used gunpowder and Cyanne in their whiskey and Arthur orders a whiskey in every mission where a bar is involved
So the Whiskey could've been a factor

[limber pivot]

it is known how he got tb tho

[waxen depot]

Tuberculosis was widely spread by unwashed cups

[brisk badger]

And Penny licks

[waxen depot]

Also tb can remain dormant for years

But ig the guarma and beaver hollow weather combined with gunshot infection

[brisk badger]

No Ik it was Mr. Downes but I'm just saying that the whiskey could've contributed

[waxen depot]

Guys

If I had cancer, and I smoked , would I get more cancer?

[limber pivot]

i dont think thats the case he just got sicker way quicker because of guarma and 'not taking rest' like the doctor suggested

[limber pivot]

no you'd just be badass

[brisk badger]

If I had Asthma and Breathed less would I get more Asthma?

[waxen depot]

Yes?

[limber pivot]

if i had a plan and got a concussion would i still have a plan

[brisk badger]

No but you'd need some godamn faith

[waxen depot]

If I had a plan then Micah started kissing and elevating me would I still have a plan

[limber pivot]

so thats WHY micah won over dutch

they were roommates!

[obsidian plinth]

And some mangoes

[brisk badger]

✨ And they were roomates✨

[waxen depot]

historians: they were actually very close friends

[limber pivot]

deviancy discharge

[brisk badger]

So close that they shared a tent somedays

And stayed very close in Colter for bodyheat

Guys Dutch replaced Anabelle with Micah

[waxen depot]

Bill

[waxen depot]

I don't think he had a choice

[limber pivot]

he had arthur and john tho but instead he chose micah

[brisk badger]

Micah would totally be a teacher's pet

Go argue with the wall

[limber pivot]

i feel like micah would be the kid to skip 3/4 of the school year

and then feel like a badass cuz he failed all his grades

[waxen depot]

Milton humiliating Arthur after he is disarmed
The suspiciously gun shaped shadow of Abigail:

[glad grail]

Sauce or loss

With the van der linde gang

[limber pivot]

what

[glad grail]

You haven't watched that video?

[waxen depot]

nope

[limber pivot]

no i havent and also ur name caught me off guard

[glad grail]

What can I say

I love gays

[waxen depot]

Do you not love gays sennanmp

[limber pivot]

i dont mind em but i wouldnt go as far as saying i love em

just people u know

cant love every person

[glad grail]

Sound like someone wants the LGBTQ Supporter role role

[waxen depot]

Today imago visit Tilly and Pearson

In the epilogue

[limber pivot]

im good

thanks tho

also how u get the best in the west thingy next to ur name

like i grinded that shit i also want to flex

[glad grail]

idk

I did too

If you really wanna flex

Beat stalker and show proof of it

That game is ball crushingly hard

[limber pivot]

beat stalker?

[glad grail]

Yeah

Shadow of Chernobyl

[limber pivot]

bro i grew up with games like super meat boy and celeste

i love challenging games just depends on the gameplay

[obsidian plinth]

Gave Arthur his first bath in this playthrough (I'm mid to late chapter 4)

[waxen depot]

i guess, you could say that at the end of the day, we did have a red dead redemption.... tuah.

[waxen depot]

you can give arthur baths? i just kind of dived into the river with sean

[glad grail]

Have you played Hotline Miami? sennanmp

[waxen depot]

by sean i mean my horse

[limber pivot]

yo my fav line in the final mission is when arthur says 'ITS REDEMPTION TIME BABY' and just shoots down the entire pinkerton agency while he eats a burrito watching the sunset

[waxen depot]

i named it after him

[glad grail]

That game is fuckin hard

[obsidian plinth]

In saloons and the Valentine hotel yeah, I forgot to do so for a while lmao

[limber pivot]

i wanted to try it but never got around to it yet

[glad grail]

It's not that expensive

Another good one is Manhunt

[limber pivot]

dw i own it already i just never played it yet

[glad grail]

Even on easy if enemies get you you're cooked

Especially in the later levels

[waxen depot]

ive lost 2 fuckin horses in the epilogue already the first one i jumped off a cliff with it, then forgot fall damage existed... then forgot john couldnt swim....
the second one my horse that i raided a whole stagecoach for got jumped by skinner brothers + bounty hunters and died on the spot, had him for a solid 50 seconds

[brisk badger]

My horse's name is Stara and she has a gray and white coat (kinda like a tiger) and I found a matching saddle so it looks like I'm riding her bareback

[glad grail]

have you guys read blood meridian?

[limber pivot]

bro i once lost the black shire in the beginning of the game while chasing that one debtor near emerald ranch and when i lasso'd him my horse ran into the fuckin train

[waxen depot]

i had money left over from the valentine bank robbery so i bought an arabian

[glad grail]

[limber pivot]

i had to run for like 10 minutes

[waxen depot]

cant say that i have

[glad grail]

It's

Disturbing

[waxen depot]

whats it about

[glad grail]

If I tell you it'd spoil it

[waxen depot]

red dead redemption 2 is a hard game, said the suspiciously liar shaped kitty

[waxen depot]

is it long

like 20+ pages

[glad grail]

Yes

[waxen depot]

oof

[glad grail]

It's old too

[waxen depot]

30?

[glad grail]

Longer

[waxen depot]

like diary of greg long

[glad grail]

[waxen depot]

or that loud house fanfic long

[glad grail]

He never sleeps...

[limber pivot]

this game is easy as fuck bro as soon as u master the dead eye mechanic ur basically unstoppable

only reason i keep playing is cuz deadass makes me feel cool as fuck

[brisk badger]

Loud house fan fic ref in this economy?

[waxen depot]

¨master the dead eye mechanic¨ bro you get literally time stop in a shooting game

there is nothing to master brother.

[glad grail]

He says that he will never die

[limber pivot]

nah ur right but i mean like actually master it

[waxen depot]

in this economy indeed

[glad grail]

Blood meridian is a western

Yiu

[limber pivot]

u can use dead eye and still aim like a turtle

[waxen depot]

judge holden?

[glad grail]

yes

[limber pivot]

if u use deadeye and aim fast

its insane how powerful it is

[waxen depot]

thats the only thing i know abt that book.

[glad grail]

It should be made into a movie

I heard a rumor

But it's probably gonna be watered down

[waxen depot]

i must read it then

[glad grail]

Heard talk of a game too

Like I said

It's disturbing

[brisk badger]

R we talking abt that one book

[glad grail]

Yes

THAT book

[brisk badger]

I googled it and found the wiki page

[limber pivot]

bro what is the book

im so lost

[brisk badger]

I wouldn't particuallry recomend it but as long as ur not racist Ig?

[waxen depot]

¨its a western¨ the suspiciously anti western shaped description of it

[limber pivot]

imma spit some real shit rn

[waxen depot]

what book could possibly make one say this

[limber pivot]

i never fully read a book

[waxen depot]

not even the rdr2 catalogue?

[glad grail]

It's a fucked up book

[limber pivot]

no like an actual book

[waxen depot]

damn

[limber pivot]

real life book not pixels

[waxen depot]

/nick suspiciously book shaped discord user

[glad grail]

you're joking right?

[waxen depot]

bruh... discord lied to me

[limber pivot]

only books im truly interested in getting and mostly just for collecting purposes are the harry potter books and dexter books

[waxen depot]

yet you've never.. read them?

read them redemption

[limber pivot]

nope

[limber pivot]

rather die redemption

[waxen depot]

i mean this in the kindest way possible, how did you learn to read

[limber pivot]

school

[waxen depot]

or write for that matter

[brisk badger]

I love reading it's so fun

[limber pivot]

also school

like i can read bro

i just dont enjoy it

[waxen depot]

fair enough

[brisk badger]

I get that

[limber pivot]

believe me i tried reading like 50+ books in my entire life i just couldnt get into it

[waxen depot]

¨reading is fun¨ people when i put the newest fortnite update in vr headset

[verbal moth]

was molly really the rat?

[limber pivot]

i did grow up liking comic books alot tho

but those dont count

[brisk badger]

I don't play fortnite 💔

[waxen depot]

molly was not the rat, she was just saying some dumb shit cuz she was drunk

[limber pivot]

yo another human!

[waxen depot]

can you re-read that phrase

[brisk badger]

She also wanted attention from Dutch

[limber pivot]

yeah it says book but like its not a book is it

u get images to immerse you

meanwhile an actual book allows you to imagine the scenario's however you see fit

[brisk badger]

Please tell me you've read X-men comics 😭

[waxen depot]

the gang is half dead half hopeless, all our scores have been worthless and a huge loss, and i suggest to dutch that micah MIGHT be a problem:

[limber pivot]

nah bro im not into superhero stuff

[waxen depot]

bro

what the hell do you read

[limber pivot]

all the comics i read are like native to my country lmao

[waxen depot]

mortadelo y filemon

greatest comic of all time

only in spanish

[brisk badger]

What comics do you even read?

[limber pivot]

i did have like a short manga phase tho

[limber pivot]

i havent read any in the past 10 years

[waxen depot]

i have like 40 one piece mangas

[glad grail]

Y'know

I'm actually writing a western

[waxen depot]

are you

[glad grail]

4 chapters in so far

No

[limber pivot]

i read alot of suske & wiske growing up which is Bob & Bobette in english

[brisk badger]

Unpopular opinion as a lesbian I don't get the hype behind anime girls they all look 5

[glad grail]

His name is Alejandro

[limber pivot]

nah i relate

[waxen depot]

if ya ever release it to the public ill read it

atleast the start to see if i likey

[glad grail]

I take inspiration from blood meridian rdr2 and other things

[brisk badger]

What country r u from? (If ur comfortable sharing I'm just curious)

[limber pivot]

i read it for the plot not the 'plot' feel me

[limber pivot]

Belgium

[glad grail]

Y'all remember

Just cause?

[waxen depot]

anime watchers when i suggest that making girls look 6 might be a problem in sexualized series/books

[glad grail]

Like Rio

[limber pivot]

the games?

[waxen depot]

oo been there a couple times

[glad grail]

Ye

[limber pivot]

why would you come here bro we suck 😭

[glad grail]

I haven't played one since I was a little jit

[brisk badger]

They all look in elementary school with huge knockers like?

[glad grail]

I was gonna buy the 4th but from what I've heard it's not worth full price

[waxen depot]

if my parents never met in a college in belgium i wouldn't have been born, also i wanted to try the belgium fries, i never did truly try them

[glad grail]

So I bought 3

It was 2.99

[limber pivot]

the fries and the beer are the only good things in this country fr

and some other dishes

[waxen depot]

rockstar when i suggest making undead nightmare 2

[limber pivot]

i mean we have a pretty good cuisine

[glad grail]

That's a steal for 30 dollar game

[waxen depot]

ch ch ch cheap

mfw i dont have gif perms

[limber pivot]

bro why is rdr1 on ps4 so expensive like its 15 years old

lemme just play it

[waxen depot]

they had to port it

it does upset me too

like why is the first game more expensive than the second on pc

i got rdr2 for 15 euros

[limber pivot]

boohoo they ported gta 5 like 4 times why is this one still 50 in the big 25

[brisk badger]

rdr1 is like $40 for Xbox 😭

[limber pivot]

sadly im a ps user so its 50 for me

[waxen depot]

steam trying to tell me that 35 euros is a good price (ON AN OFFER) for a 15 year old game

[lavish ledge]

Dm if you need help financially🤑

[limber pivot]

excuse me?

[waxen depot]

what

[limber pivot]

im a big boy

[waxen depot]

i think thats just a bot

[limber pivot]

bro im still learning this server idk wtf is going on 😭

[waxen depot]

evil arthur morgan before chapter 5: i love mary and im a good personin in

[glad grail]

Bruh what

[brisk badger]

(imagine this is in all caps) Mary fumbled so bad oh my god she's so ungreatful

[limber pivot]

good arthur morgan before chapter 2: i will beat up the debtors!

[glad grail]

Mods get her out of her

[brisk badger]

Mary can step aside I'm time traveling back

[limber pivot]

the only reason i keep replaying this game is arthur bro he is so relatable yet so badass

[waxen depot]

In mary's defense, arthur was a wanted outlaw, and i believe mary would have gotten back with him if not for the lumbago

[waxen depot]

40 year old outlaw btw

[brisk badger]

He's 36 :((((

[waxen depot]

unc

[limber pivot]

i'll be 40 in a couple years so imma be literally him

[glad grail]

Remember when John Marston said some not nice things about the LGBTQ specifically men?

[waxen depot]

when

in his defense

....

people werent very accepting in the 20th century

especially in the west

[brisk badger]

That was not very Yeehaw of him :(((

[limber pivot]

yeah he got shot by 'gay' bill in rdr1 so he's allowed to hold some grudges

[waxen depot]

people still arent very accepting in the west lol

[glad grail]

I don't know I saw a clip of John Marston sped up talking just yapping about the dumbest shit

[brisk badger]

Oh no I would totally hold a grudge against straight ppl if I got shot by one too

[limber pivot]

yeah fair enough i said some dumb shit now that i think about it 💀

[glad grail]

Bill Williamson diss track

[waxen depot]

micah bell when arthur morgans him or something, i havent played the game

[waxen depot]

im not a big fan of the goverment

[glad grail]

You fucking what?

[waxen depot]

i...

im not a big fan of the govermnet,,,,

[limber pivot]

30 on 30

[glad grail]

What's your favorite number

[waxen depot]

30

on 30

[limber pivot]

i can assure you that its not government

[waxen depot]

7 probably

or 78103

[limber pivot]

bro we all know 14 is the best number

right?

[waxen depot]

what?

[brisk badger]

Nah 13 is peak

[limber pivot]

its 14 bro

[waxen depot]

no number that can be divided by 2 is the best number

[glad grail]

There are about 30 cia officials coming to your exact location 🗣️

[waxen depot]

next he's gonna say the sky is blue

[limber pivot]

whats ur then? 27?

[waxen depot]

whoopsie

[waxen depot]

78103

or 7

[limber pivot]

1785 is a good one aswell

[brisk badger]

I like -8 too /ref

[limber pivot]

you dont build a barn dumbass!

[waxen depot]

a blunderbuss? is it the 1785?

[waxen depot]

a minus number in a favourite number discussion? cooking.

[limber pivot]

thats 1850...

sorry

[glad grail]

John Marston is so polite he only said fuck 4 times

[limber pivot]

dont wanna be a know it all

[waxen depot]

in my defense

i have not played the dlc yet

and i dont eat babies

[limber pivot]

bruh i havent even played rdr1

[waxen depot]

arthur only says it one time im pretty sure

[glad grail]

I kid you not

[limber pivot]

a lil way baaaaaack in 2014 when i was like 10

[waxen depot]

unc

[glad grail]

I had a dream I was fighting Chuck Norris

Woke up and was sore as hell

[waxen depot]

crazy you lost in your dream

[brisk badger]

"Negative Eight! Nobody would guess a negative number!" -Mabel Pines

[glad grail]

It's Chuck Norris

[limber pivot]

bro i am deadass 20 bro i am just starting to build my unc status 🙏 😭

[waxen depot]

unc paying taxes
does your back hurt

[brisk badger]

If you were lucid dreaming you have no excuse

[limber pivot]

nah but my knees a lil

[glad grail]

I was not lucid dreaming

I was genuinely having a dream about fighting Chuck Norris

[waxen depot]

i had a dream 8 years ago that there was a report on the news about.. fredi fazbear pizza location and there was footage of a cctv camera of foxy finding two people hiding and screams

[glad grail]

I saw poll on YouTube

[limber pivot]

bro i swear dreaming is so fun

[glad grail]

Arthur vs Doom Guy

[waxen depot]

arthur is getting mauled

im sorry

[glad grail]

No shit

[limber pivot]

even tho i got this obsession with rdr2 i never had a dream i was in the world

[waxen depot]

lowkey ima get game pass

cause i dont wanna buy a game in this economy

[glad grail]

99% of the votes were on him

[waxen depot]

ill just get the game pass for 2 months

[limber pivot]

REAL

[waxen depot]

for doom the dark ages

and rdr1 tbf

[glad grail]

Then there was another poll who wins Arthur or tuberculosis

All the votes were on TB

[limber pivot]

bruh i was deadass thinking about switching to xbox when gta6 finally drops just for gamepass

[glad grail]

So someone in the comments was like "that implies that TB kills doom guy"

[waxen depot]

in like 8 years

[glad grail]

Is the fandom cooked?

[waxen depot]

is the fandom cooked, or did the fandom cook?

that is thy question

[limber pivot]

fandoms will always be werid

the only real weird ones are the ones that havent gotten a new game in years

and wouldnt you know it

this is it

[waxen depot]

invisible fandom devolving into madness 2 days after last ep:

[glad grail]

I think Doctor Manhattan is one of the strongest fictional characters ever just he doesn't consider himself to be

[waxen depot]

i think he would be stronger if he was... doctor freddy, cause then he would have freddys powers

of flickering lights and laughing

[glad grail]

oh nah

Give him the powers of that one rdr npc

[limber pivot]

doctor house

[glad grail]

Y'know the sheriff of that one disgusting town

He has a shot go

Gun

[tough crow]

Hey guys just starting rdr2 does anyone have any tips
(I have the golden revolver and stone hatchet in GTA 5 don't know if that does anything is story mode)

[limber pivot]

bro they are all disgusting

[glad grail]

He's

Y'know like me

🗣️

[verbal moth]

Arthur wins

[glad grail]

👍🏿

[verbal moth]

Trust

[limber pivot]

just enjoy the story and if you want money to spend go for the truesure maps they are all over youtube

[tough crow]

Ok thanks

Heard the games good

[glad grail]

heard?

[tough crow]

Ye

[glad grail]

Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent

[tough crow]

Huh?
Never played only heard some stuff about it which made me buy it

[glad grail]

no spoilers?

[tough crow]

Don't mind know most

[limber pivot]

if ur into good story based games ur gonna have a good time

[tough crow]

Cool

Is combat good?

Also when does Micah shut up

[glad grail]

Max Payne when there's pain idk I haven't played the game(lie)

[limber pivot]

it really depends on the player but the combat is pretty fun in general

[tough crow]

Ok

I'm on the part with the horses in the snow with Micah

[glad grail]

I heard most people stop at the snow part because it's too boring

Missing out fr

[limber pivot]

you got a looooooong way to go my friend

[tough crow]

Yay

[glad grail]

How many hours do you have in rdr2 Sen

[tough crow]

When does Micah shut up

[formal crag]

Not soon enough 💔

[limber pivot]

like 700

[tough crow]

Nooo

Does he die?

[glad grail]

742

[formal crag]

Maybe you gotta see for yourself

dont rush thru the game theres sooo much to do

[limber pivot]

675 to be exact just checked

[tough crow]

K I'll try not too

If I can kill Micah ima put gasoline on his corpse

[glad grail]

Nah he doesn't die him and dutch get married go to Tahiti and live happily ever after

[tough crow]

.......

Kill him

[limber pivot]

bro i got like 20 hours online so that means i played singleplayer for 655 hours

jesus christ i need a life

[tough crow]

Join the club

How do I get off the horse by the hitching post

[glad grail]

Wait

Have you played rdr1

[tough crow]

No

Might buy it after

[glad grail]

Do you know that rdr2 takes place before rdr1?

So if wanted to play it in order you'd have to play 2 then 1

[tough crow]

Yeah

Yeah ik

My friend told me

[limber pivot]

just hold the button bro the game is teaching u stuff in chapter 1

[tough crow]

Most things

[glad grail]

How much of the story was spoiled

[tough crow]

It says go near it when I'm right on top of it

[limber pivot]

bottom left shows u the controlls when u hold L2 or RT

and idk the button on pc

[glad grail]

Tennis boat

[limber pivot]

wait

[tough crow]

Thank you

[limber pivot]

bottom right im stupid

[tough crow]

Can I burn Micah in gasoline

[limber pivot]

it's a toy boat!

[glad grail]

With mods

[tough crow]

Or atleast what chapter does he die

[glad grail]

Just play the game bro

Enjoy it

Take your time

[tough crow]

How long is it

[limber pivot]

yeah it wont feel as good if u know whats gonna happen

i speak from experience

[tough crow]

K

[limber pivot]

got the entire story spoiled for me before i got the game myself

[glad grail]

Do you wanna 100%?

[tough crow]

My friend told me most things

[tough crow]

Maybe

[limber pivot]

NO

[tough crow]

Half the time I beat the game then decide

[glad grail]

Oh you gonna hate the challenges

[limber pivot]

im having ptsd

[glad grail]

which one?

[tough crow]

I know the endings😭

[limber pivot]

bro when i got best in the west i felt like i had mentally died

[glad grail]

THAT one?

Gambler 9?

[tough crow]

Do I get my golden revolver

[glad grail]

Or the domino one

[limber pivot]

no

please

dont remind me what i went through

[glad grail]

They both made me go on a rampage until all my guns were out of ammo

[tough crow]

Do I get my double action revolver

[glad grail]

I think I probably killed around uhhhh

200 npcs or more

I was not happy

[limber pivot]

the master hunter challenge where you have to kill cougars with a bow

[glad grail]

plus my horse died

[limber pivot]

it sounds so easy

BUt they dont spawn

[glad grail]

just camp near black forest

Wait 24

[tough crow]

Guys do I get me golden revolver

[glad grail]

And go up the hill

[limber pivot]

yeah thats how i did it but omg it took like 4 hours

[glad grail]

they spawn when you AREN'T looking for them

[limber pivot]

fr

[glad grail]

Reasonable crash out?

[tough crow]

Yo do I get my golden revolver

[limber pivot]

i think from start to end best in the west is like 90 hours of my 675

[glad grail]

It was Arthur's horse I got it as John

I had it for a long time

[tough crow]

Can I swear in this server

[glad grail]

And some fucking jackass

[limber pivot]

double action?

[glad grail]

Shot it

[limber pivot]

its my 2nd fav revolver

[tough crow]

YES

[limber pivot]

so go for it i'd say

[tough crow]

It's my most used weapon in gta

[tough crow]

Do I get it in story mode

[limber pivot]

pretty sure u have it in chapter 2 as a starter

[glad grail]

There's weapon customisation

You can make any gun gold

Expect the double action

[tough crow]

Wait so that challenge in GTA was bull

[glad grail]

wdym

[limber pivot]

idk actually cuz i did it in gta myself

[glad grail]

[tough crow]

"Kill 25 NPCs to get the double action revolves in rdr2"

[glad grail]

Someone asked why rdr2 isn't on the switch

[grizzled briar]

Can anyone help me make money in online

[tough crow]

It was all bull

[glad grail]

God help them

[limber pivot]

bro that song at the start of eastward bound is so majestic like im going to heaven

[tough crow]

Bro it would be a bomb

[shrewd finch]

the double action revolver is awesome

[glad grail]

Rdr2 is considered an old gen game and it makes me sad

[tough crow]

@limber pivot you were right

The combat is so good

[glad grail]

Did you know

Max Payne inspired the dead eye?

[limber pivot]

stealth in the game is buns tho

[glad grail]

Rdr1 needs a remake

[limber pivot]

not sure about that

[glad grail]

hear me out

[limber pivot]

i know red dead revolver had dead eye

[glad grail]

Nah trust

[tough crow]

Great

[glad grail]

A combination of both games

It starts off as red dead 2 and then when you get to the epilogue you have that and the entirety of rdr1

Rockstar would have a field day with the pricing

[limber pivot]

bro they wont ever do that

[glad grail]

It's an idea though

[limber pivot]

they see it like it is you buy 2 games they wont make 2 games into one just for that reason

[glad grail]

down the line

Rdr1 needs an actual remaster or remake

[limber pivot]

and i doubt rockstar would have make a red dead redemption collection like the last of us has now

[glad grail]

Like both Max Payne games are getting remastered

[limber pivot]

rumors say gta 4 aswell

now that im actually hyped for

thats my first rockstar game

[glad grail]

And a manhunt 3

[tough crow]

Let them do gta6 first

Please

[glad grail]

I think it'll be watered down though

[limber pivot]

i never played manhunt before

[tough crow]

Let them do GTA 6 first

[limber pivot]

the rumors say it will release this year

but idk if i believe it

[glad grail]

You do know there's multiple Rockstars right?

[limber pivot]

they said this stuff before

[tough crow]

Nope may 26 2026

[tough crow]

Why?

Ohhh

Like mojang

[limber pivot]

yeah but it's prob like rdr2 where all of them are working on gta6 and a few on gta online updates

[glad grail]

Let Rockstar do what they want

[tough crow]

other way round

[glad grail]

Plus didn't remedy make Max Payne?

And Rockstar was the publisher

[tough crow]

All on online not on GTA 6

[glad grail]

Rockstar made the third one

[limber pivot]

trust me bro the latest updates in gta online are ass so it really shows they are working hard on gta 6

[tough crow]

You hope

[glad grail]

They've been working on it for a long time dude

[limber pivot]

when it releases we'll see

[glad grail]

Let them take their time

Don't forget

[tough crow]

If rock star messes gta6 up its gonna be the last thing they make

[limber pivot]

rockstar never put out a bad game

EVER

[glad grail]

Rockstar uses real footage from the game for trailers

[tough crow]

Meat rider

But fair

[limber pivot]

and proud

[glad grail]

It's not meat riding

[tough crow]

What's the worst thing about rdr2

[glad grail]

Banger after banger

[glad grail]

Micah

[tough crow]

Why can I only have one gun and not shove them up my ass

[glad grail]

Because rdr2 is realistic

[tough crow]

Isn't GTA and rdr set in the same universe

[limber pivot]

bro it's always micah like y'all gotta just accept at some point that that's just how the story was supposed to go

(im lying)

[glad grail]

I know

[tough crow]

Can I get more guns

[glad grail]

Micah is a well written villain

[limber pivot]

are you in colter?

[tough crow]

Still snow

And stuck

[glad grail]

But he killed a child and did some Diddy shit so irredeemable

[limber pivot]

u cant until chapter 2

[tough crow]

On the horse

I'm stuck on the horse

[limber pivot]

the missions give u a repeater tho

[glad grail]

Press triangle

[limber pivot]

and a shotgun

[tough crow]

Yay

[glad grail]

What mission are you at

[tough crow]

Can't move

[glad grail]

Follow the yellow thing

[tough crow]

First one

[limber pivot]

bro what game are u playing 😭

[tough crow]

I'M ON IT

[glad grail]

Wait hold up

uh

[tough crow]

Rdr2

[glad grail]

Which version are you playing

[limber pivot]

can u post a pic in the media channel

[tough crow]

Ps4

[glad grail]

I know that

[tough crow]

Fixed it

I glitched through the floor

[glad grail]

What version of the game are you playing

1.00?

[tough crow]

How do I know

[limber pivot]

bro are u high or smth LOL

[glad grail]

Let the game update bro 😭

[limber pivot]

bro why tf is this so funny

[tough crow]

When do I rob people

[limber pivot]

BRO

chill

just learn the game LOL

[tough crow]

WHEN

Do i

Why am I stuck crouching

This reminds me of cyberpunk

[shrewd finch]

my man got the poop role

[limber pivot]

bro got pooped

[glad grail]

At the part where Rip van winkle asks you for help and tells you his plan

[shrewd finch]

he got shit on

[tough crow]

Huh?

[limber pivot]

bro

my stomach hurts

please

[tough crow]

How do I get rid of this

Role

[glad grail]

damn

[tough crow]

I wasn't shitting on the game

[limber pivot]

bro i dont mean any disrespect but it kinda feels like ur new to the internet

[tough crow]

I wasn't shitting on the game though

[glad grail]

So you get the role by shitting on the game?

[tough crow]

But I wasn't

[limber pivot]

nah a mod just pooped on him

[shrewd finch]

cyberbullying with poop

[glad grail]

Bruh you compared it to cyberpunk

[shrewd finch]

i love it

[glad grail]

And you're playing on PS4

[tough crow]

Bro do I have to blow him to fix it or smth

[limber pivot]

nah u just gotta like

[shrewd finch]

can the ps4 even run the game 💀

[limber pivot]

poop upwards

[glad grail]

You are definitely shitting on it

[tough crow]

I'm on ps5 not ps4

[limber pivot]

bro it was made for ps4 and xbox one wym

[glad grail]

PS5 has rdr2 now?

[tough crow]

Bro the hand to hand combat is quite good it's better then GTA 5

[limber pivot]

nah its still the ps4 version just more stable

[tough crow]

No ps4 version

[shrewd finch]

ok but the specs are probably still shit xD

[glad grail]

Which version of the game are you playing

[tough crow]

I have no idea

[glad grail]

Check if it needs an update

[limber pivot]

i still play rdr2 on ps4 all the time it still runs like its supposed to

[shrewd finch]

so your playing on a ps5 with the ps4 version

what

[tough crow]

I fixed it all