general

[lavish pine]

THANKS

[weak fossil]

Howdy

[twilit wadi]

Np

[abstract grotto]

I think its sarcophagus

[spring laurel]

Petition to ban everyone here

[tepid root]

Ok Alden

[lavish pine]

Sure.

[burnt acorn]

ok you included

[abstract grotto]

Alden whats ur thing against women in rdo 💔

[tepid root]

Alden is gay no?

[true creek]

Alden you're better than this

[burnt acorn]

actually. he so isn't

[true creek]

there's a theory about it

[twilit wadi]

OH NOW MY FIANCE TEXTS ME THIS FUCKER

[lavish pine]

He sounds like one.

[tepid root]

Mh

[lavish pine]

No offense, of course.

[tepid root]

We know, Duck

[twilit wadi]

I'M GONNA LOSE IT ON THIS MAN

[lavish pine]

Jhon

[true creek]

I had a fucking stroke reading this

[burnt acorn]

HOW.

IT WAS VERY CLEAR AND THOROUGH

[true creek]

I'm tired and stresses

[burnt acorn]

r u okay ??!!

[tepid root]

How do you tou spell john weong

[lavish pine]

I read that wrong/

[tepid root]

WRONG*

[lavish pine]

Weong.

[true creek]

[twilit wadi]

[tepid root]

Stip💔

STOP*

[lavish pine]

Stip

[true creek]

am I??? !!!
oh well

[burnt acorn]

people actually do spell jhon that way but the fact he has an actual john marston profile pic, i have no idea what their intentions are

[lavish pine]

Weong, Stip,

[tepid root]

Yeah

[burnt acorn]

BUD. my dms are always open for you no matter how much i bully you 🙄

[tepid root]

Stop it

[lavish pine]

Okay dear.

[dark forum]

This game is so good that it runs on my weak PC.

[true creek]

I'm the toughest
I never die

[tepid root]

Thanks sweetheart

[true creek]

ok gonna shower
byaii

[lavish pine]

Hearts.

[twilit wadi]

WHO THE FUCK IS BRYAN AND WHY IS HE IN VC WITH HIM😭

GOD DAMNIT

[burnt acorn]

bye sauce!!!

[tepid root]

Your brother's been on for 1 hour 😭

[true creek]

[twilit wadi]

I meant my fiance😭 but yeah atp there ain't no stopping my brother

[lavish pine]

You guys need a Colm O'Driscoll fan club.

[kind field]

Hello

are there any mods you would recommend to me?

[lavish pine]

Hello.

Uh not a PC player.

[twilit wadi]

we can't recommend mods

[tepid root]

"You needed to fight the darkness not join it!"

[oak dove]

Rule #15 | Exploits/Glitches/Hacks/Mods -
For singleplayer, we neither condone nor punish the use of mods.
For multiplayer, any and all modding, or content including it, is prohibited.
Discussions on how to do or find exploits/glitches/hacks/mods, or distributing any of these, is prohibited for both singleplayer and multiplayer.

[tepid root]

Or something he said

[lavish pine]

OBI WAN?

[harsh oyster]

Hey do you guys wanna meetup and do the Braithewaite mansion mission in real life?

[tepid root]

Yes

[kind field]

You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!

[lavish pine]

I was forced to watch the movies.

[tepid root]

Ah why?

[kind field]

Oh ! Sorry 🙂

[lavish pine]

My other. A big rainbow nerd.

[tepid root]

Ahhh ok

Understood

[lavish pine]

Sigh, this is dead.

[plain phoenix]

ALDEN

[lavish pine]

I am going to blow up Valentine.

[tepid root]

Yeah

[twilit wadi]

hi Pam

[low merlin]

Average Rdo player

[lavish pine]

I play more on story mode.

[plain phoenix]

HAI

[burnt acorn]

HELLOOO

[plain phoenix]

Hai Abrin!

[low merlin]

Fair enough

[plain phoenix]

HAIIIIIIIIIII

[burnt acorn]

HIIII PAMASAURUSS

[harsh oyster]

Do you guys think the ps5 will eventually beat ps4 in terms of games

[twilit wadi]

alright I'm actually going to bed before I start crying over this mf ❤ gn

[burnt acorn]

goodnight!! have so much fun tomorrow

[upbeat compass]

hi

[burnt acorn]

hi

[thorny stirrup]

Good night sir

Hello sir

[upbeat compass]

can u play blackjack on online mode ?

[kind field]

Is that the job where Sean got his head blown off, or the one where Dutch went insane and killed the old woman’s sons in front of her?

[thorny stirrup]

Yes sir

[harsh oyster]

the latter

[upbeat compass]

im at rhodes rn and i dont see the card icon and it wont lemme play

[plain phoenix]

HAI V_SZONE!!!!

[thorny stirrup]

Oh wait you can't play blackjack my fault sir

[kind field]

i forgot about it “374 h “ in the game Tho

[harsh oyster]

I always thought that was the best mission in the game

Especially that iconic walk to the mansion

[upbeat compass]

damn that sucks

[kind field]

Ohhh yeah that was iconic

[burnt acorn]

remember this pampam..

you haven't used it in AGES

[tepid root]

Thats also where micah was telling bill that he looks real good

[near meadow]

chat it's not letting me press f anymore :(

[tepid root]

SCOUT

[burnt acorn]

YEAH FUCK KIERAN BRO

[tepid root]

💔

[plain phoenix]

ITS SO WEIRD HAVING NITRO AGAIN

[burnt acorn]

i got you covered

[burnt acorn]

YES

[harsh oyster]

Almost looks as good as crimson desert

[burnt acorn]

LOLLL AYEE

[kind field]

which, in Van der Linde terms, is basically a confirmed betrayal and three future funerals waiting to happen

[tepid root]

Mhm

[near meadow]

FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY MADE ARTHUR SHAVE COMPLETELY

and now i walked too close to pearson and sadie and it sucked me into their cutscene

[harsh oyster]

Alright well I'm gonna leave this discord server

After 6 years

[near meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-isnt-an-airport-no-gif-26083761

[burnt acorn]

HE LOOKS BETTER WITH JUST A MUSTACHE BRO .

[distant violet]

beard is the only way to go

slightly shaved

[burnt acorn]

nahh fam

[distant violet]

and i gave my Arthur like the second longest hair

[leaden spindle]

Hey ya'll, where do I go to find groups playing console?

[harsh oyster]

I AM the airport...

[graceful wagon]

?? you just joined doe

[harsh oyster]

Hmm that's odd

[stable sinew]

Hi

[harsh oyster]

The mods probably reset the time that I've been here or something

[graceful wagon]

im saying

[graceful wagon]

hey

[river fiber]

What's wrong witb completely shaving aurther I like im clean shaven and bald lol

[harsh oyster]

You really don't know who I am, I'm one of the founders of the server lol

[stable sinew]

That’s impossible unless you’ve been banned or you left on purpose

[true creek]

they don't really publicly list every founder in here from what ive seen

[narrow karma]

Can someone set my name back

[dire echo]

mangoes will be harvested

[velvet island]

arthur is a beard type guy

[fathom herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mhm-mhmm-sure-thing-sure-doubt-gif-22192499

[near meadow]

chat, it won't let me antagonize :(

[graceful wagon]

wow

[frosty ore]

Sucks to suck ig

The loml being a little smartie pants

[abstract grotto]

Long haired Arthur fine shyt

[narrow karma]

Hey can you set my name back

[near meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-age-manny-kick-manny-kicks-sid-your-wish-has-been-granted-gif-21754873

[narrow karma]

Thanksss

.

[abstract grotto]

Y'all I'm so embarrassed i was day dreaming about rdr and I accidentally aaid Arthur's name out loud 💀 I've never wanted to just leave this planet

[graceful wagon]

oh dang

[abstract grotto]

It was a bomb scenario too

Literally

[burnt acorn]

hi cat!

[near meadow]

cat, kill doc mitchel

[crystal moon]

Hi

[fathom herald]

[distant violet]

agreed

[maiden bolt]

spoon

[edgy lintel]

[vivid marsh]

howdy chat

[edgy lintel]

But your doing the stagecoach with sean thats why

[near meadow]

[odd ice]

Bye

[fathom herald]

Tell Doc’s corpse this is MY house now

[plain phoenix]

hai!

[true creek]

pamegranate

[serene citrus]

Hi Ren

[odd ice]

Bye

[plain phoenix]

HAI

[plain phoenix]

HAI

[true creek]

HII

[odd ice]

Hi

[plain phoenix]

wait

i just rememebrred

i have access to my fav emojis...

[graceful wagon]

hey zero

[serene citrus]

How have you been?

[true creek]

flashbang

[odd ice]

Bi-sexual lighting

[burnt acorn]

Hi guys

[plain phoenix]

PIE

[odd ice]

Bi-sexual? More like bye

👋

[plain phoenix]

haha crow has no access to this emoji

[burnt acorn]

ok i chuckled at that bro

[plain phoenix]

sticker

[odd ice]

FOLLOW ME

FOLLOW ME FOR MORE

[plain phoenix]

its not a emoji..

[burnt acorn]

YESS BRO

[odd ice]

MORE JOKE

[plain phoenix]

MEDIC

[odd ice]

Awww Awww Awww Hey

[burnt acorn]

Hi

[plain phoenix]

guys im literally this server's medic

ifykyk

[burnt acorn]

Hi sauce hi gnome hi uh pam

[burnt acorn]

I DO KNOW!

[plain phoenix]

... "uh pam"?

[true creek]

hi veenus

[plain phoenix]

[plain phoenix]

EWWWW

ITS SNIPER

EWWWW

HATE SNIPER

[odd ice]

STOP

[true creek]

Vee really hesitated at pam

[plain phoenix]

😡

[burnt acorn]

i love you but i forgot your name for a solid second.

[plain phoenix]

HELP???

vee...

youre so evil...

[burnt acorn]

i'm sorry....

[plain phoenix]

[odd ice]

I AM NOW AWARE THAT TWO PEOPLE HAVE SAID EW TO SNIPER

[plain phoenix]

this is me btw

[odd ice]

TO ME

[burnt acorn]

ITS ELEVEN SPARE ME

[burnt acorn]

WHO THE OTHER

[plain phoenix]

OH MY DAYS???

GO TO VED

BED

I'm #1 sniper hater btw

[odd ice]

My buddy friend

I’m #1 Scout hater

[vivid marsh]

GO TO BED

[burnt acorn]

EXCUSE ME.

WHO INVITED YOU 🙄🙄

[burnt acorn]

your buddy friend!

[vivid marsh]

wow...

[burnt acorn]

ok wait no i'm sorry crow..

[odd ice]

I’m like normal right now

[vivid marsh]

its fine.. ill leave...

[plain phoenix]

I have 4 mutual sevrers with half...

[odd ice]

No Crow

[burnt acorn]

crow no my 6'3 friend

[burnt acorn]

you're always normal

[burnt acorn]

LOL

[odd ice]

I’m in ZERO servers!

[plain phoenix]

liar liar pants on fire

[odd ice]

When people Search “Normal definition” on gogol, My name shows up.

[plain phoenix]

me and vee

[burnt acorn]

that actually makes sense

[plain phoenix]

gogol

[burnt acorn]

REEL

[plain phoenix]

REEL

[odd ice]

Yeah Gooogle

[burnt acorn]

gnome so funny i like him

[plain phoenix]

[vivid marsh]

I DO TOO

[odd ice]

Thanks I like you too

[plain phoenix]

LOL

[odd ice]

FOUR IS A BAD NUMBER

[graceful wagon]

good.. you?

[odd ice]

Three is a good number

[burnt acorn]

uh guys i have one mutual server with gnome what does this say about me

[odd ice]

It says you are smart and you will be wealthy in your future

[plain phoenix]

you arent locked in

[burnt acorn]

LMAOOO

[plain phoenix]

BUT YOU ARE LOCKED IN WITH ME!!!!

[burnt acorn]

thank you gnome you're so supportive and not a bully unlike the rest of them

[plain phoenix]

...

[burnt acorn]

[burnt acorn]

Hi

[plain phoenix]

[graceful wagon]

one 🤨🤔

[plain phoenix]

[burnt acorn]

[burnt acorn]

yes.

[plain phoenix]

[graceful wagon]

so this one.

[odd ice]

I’m nice to nice people

[burnt acorn]

[plain phoenix]

guys vee is so rude to me

[burnt acorn]

yes 😊

[graceful wagon]

youre so funny vee I hate you

[odd ice]

[burnt acorn]

thank you... everyone is so mean to me

[burnt acorn]

LIKE THIS

THIS COMMENT IS SO MEAN I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING

[burnt acorn]

false.

[graceful wagon]

looks away 👀

[odd ice]

Damn!

[burnt acorn]

crowbar sound effect here

[plain phoenix]

ren pull up all the times vee has bullied me NOW!!!

[burnt acorn]

UM.

[odd ice]

Beautiful sound ✨

[graceful wagon]

😳oh shet

im kinda brain dead rn

[odd ice]

Wait I just noticed how well my status and server profile go together

[plain phoenix]

okai bye

[odd ice]

Nooo

[near meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2-sniper-jarate-gif-4672190585115702611

[burnt acorn]

wow

ditcher

[plain phoenix]

EW

LILITH

[odd ice]

Ew ew ew

[plain phoenix]

GET THAT GUY AWAY FORM ME

FROM

[burnt acorn]

such low quality this is amazing

[plain phoenix]

HELP

HELP ME

[graceful wagon]

why are you john and this dude at the same time

or I mean HOW

[burnt acorn]

LMFAOO EW IS INSANE

[near meadow]

pam probably never played tf2 smh

[odd ice]

Nitro

[serene citrus]

Decent I finally got the winyan bison pelt I wanted

[plain phoenix]

RUDE

[odd ice]

My main profile has been. That. for so long and I like the way it looks so I can’t change it

[plain phoenix]

not my fault i hate weewee jar guy

:(

[serene citrus]

I also despise for honor

[burnt acorn]

see? lilith is much more rude than i am.

[graceful wagon]

so youre mainly john but here you aren't hm🤔

[plain phoenix]

me and lilith are LITERALLY bffs,,....,,..,.

[odd ice]

No I do not roleplay as John Marston

[plain phoenix]

this is a joke

[burnt acorn]

he'd get called fake john marston

[plain phoenix]

lilitj probably don't like me

[graceful wagon]

nice i havent gotten on rdr2 in 2 days.

[burnt acorn]

WHAT

[serene citrus]

That's fair

[odd ice]

I did

[serene citrus]

I've been mostly on for honor

[burnt acorn]

no lilith likes u shut up 😡

[odd ice]

And then I boost and changed

[burnt acorn]

LOL

[graceful wagon]

someone kill me

[near meadow]

AIN'T DENYING IT

[odd ice]

I think Half-Larp is pretty good

[burnt acorn]

isn't it

half life

[odd ice]

Yes

[graceful wagon]

🤨

[odd ice]

But O I am fake fan. Poser. Larp TikTok buzzword

Buzzword is a buzzword

[narrow karma]

Vee ill do anything if u change my name back

[burnt acorn]

who the hell is victor hale

LOL

[narrow karma]

😭

[odd ice]

Boi what is your PFP 😂

[graceful wagon]

@past bronze im hungry can you give me food and belly rubs cause im also tummy hurting

[burnt acorn]

buddy i'm a helper but im not that type of helper.. ask @plain phoenix nicely and maybe she shall

though she said bye

[narrow karma]

Ik ik it looks good

[past bronze]

Have no food. Food in tummy.

[graceful wagon]

.

[past bronze]

Slaps your belly.

[narrow karma]

Please

[odd ice]

No, it should be Half-Life Adrian Shephard

[burnt acorn]

i can’t do anything btw

[graceful wagon]

i said i eant food.

[narrow karma]

.

[past bronze]

I eat.

[graceful wagon]

yeah vee is no mod and she never will🤣🤣

[odd ice]

First name Half-Life last name First name Adrian last name Shephard

[graceful wagon]

no me.

[burnt acorn]

are you confused because idk how else to explain it unfortunately - i'm not a moderator !! mods fall under 'sheriff department' role

[odd ice]

Gay PFP

[burnt acorn]

...alr buddy.

[past bronze]

Yes you.

[graceful wagon]

hugs tight🫶

[burnt acorn]

Gay PFP

[burnt acorn]

um?? declined??

[graceful wagon]

Just go sleep

wait

[narrow karma]

Vee its me butter

[odd ice]

DECLINED. INCLINE

[narrow karma]

Let me slide

[plain phoenix]

wait can I hug you?

[burnt acorn]

DUDE IM SO ONFUSED

[plain phoenix]

[burnt acorn]

I CANT CHANGE YOUR NAME

[odd ice]

/e hug

[graceful wagon]

😪

[burnt acorn]

IVE TOLD YOU THREE TIMES BUTTER 😭

[past bronze]

Guys can I confessed that everyone time I saw Vee it reminds me of my Thai language teacher cuz I call him father Vee Vee as a joke

[burnt acorn]

yes you can and gnome too

[narrow karma]

How does 2$ sound

[graceful wagon]

woah butter id like it if you didnt change your name a bunch of times

[burnt acorn]

bro

[graceful wagon]

WOW.

[burnt acorn]

is this you rage baiting

[odd ice]

Awww friendship

[narrow karma]

No

[burnt acorn]

Yep.

[past bronze]

You awaken me.

[plain phoenix]

omg the hearts like.. red and blu...

[burnt acorn]

okay please stop asking me. i literally can’t do anything.

[graceful wagon]

hm

[narrow karma]

Can I have my name changed back

[burnt acorn]

yes...

[odd ice]

Demoman Soldier WAR

War good music

[plain phoenix]

war ABD!!!!!!!!

[odd ice]

Oops

[plain phoenix]

let me think about this

hmm....

[burnt acorn]

LOOOL GNOME

WHAT WAS THAT

[odd ice]

Barney

[burnt acorn]

WHAT????

[plain phoenix]

hmm... i miss vee

[burnt acorn]

Reel

[plain phoenix]

reel

[narrow karma]

This decision counts think wisely

[burnt acorn]

idk real sounds fake

i'm sticking with reel for real now

[burnt acorn]

WHAT do you mean this decision counts

[plain phoenix]

be quiet im thinking

[burnt acorn]

yes let pam focus and concentrate

[narrow karma]

Wait vee you are basically support right

[graceful wagon]

you mean reel for reel now

[burnt acorn]

yeah

[plain phoenix]

okai bai

[burnt acorn]

yes

[burnt acorn]

LMAOO

[narrow karma]

So uh I kinda need help paying my child support

[graceful wagon]

im in tears

[burnt acorn]

.

[narrow karma]

Since you're support

[graceful wagon]

butters get out

[narrow karma]

I believe u can help

[graceful wagon]

you cant change your own name???

[odd ice]

Hi

[narrow karma]

No

[burnt acorn]

yeah i'm gonna have to pass since... we're online

[burnt acorn]

hi!!!

[narrow karma]

.

[past bronze]

I sneezed

[burnt acorn]

#blessed

[graceful wagon]

thats fucking weird

[burnt acorn]

wow

[odd ice]

I’m like Half-Life.

[burnt acorn]

no you're half larp

[graceful wagon]

fym I cant change my own name

[near meadow]

black mesa better

[past bronze]

Yeah that's why I'm Gavin killer

[odd ice]

I haven’t finished Black Mesa

I ragequit

[burnt acorn]

server boost !!!

[graceful wagon]

oh yeah like i have nitro.

[burnt acorn]

well actually you can buy a server boost for 3.50 and not get nitro 🤓

[odd ice]

$900

[graceful wagon]

for a server boost alone

[burnt acorn]

or it's 4.99

[graceful wagon]

even worse

[burnt acorn]

definitely not this.

[odd ice]

HALF-LIFE 3 WILL BE $150!

[burnt acorn]

WOOOOW

[graceful wagon]

i go poof now

[burnt acorn]

goodbye

[past bronze]

Poof

[odd ice]

Half-Life 3 will have 16,65 hours of cutscene

[burnt acorn]

oddly specific

goodnight guys

goodnight gnome

no ong plz no mute

[odd ice]

Right. Not even my fault.

Bruh @Discord fix your mobile app

I’ve been having that problem since maybe a few days ago and I Hate It

[narrow karma]

[graceful wagon]

Goodnight.

[river fiber]

Work was fun

[tropic field]

Hey, yo!

why do i always show up when chat is dead

[river fiber]

Good question lmao

[tropic field]

am i a deterrent

[river fiber]

Nothing hits different then coming to your apartment seeing your bf already asleep and curling up next to em

[river fiber]

No lol

[stone jackal]

@odd ice

[fathom herald]

Great, hazel is here, everybody be quiet

[tropic field]

aww man

[river fiber]

Nuh uh hazel is a goated dude or dudette

[tropic field]

they themette

[fathom herald]

hazel needs a cowboy hat

[river fiber]

Oh my bad lol

[tropic field]

all good

[tropic field]

if you say so

[river fiber]

I want a cowboy hat lol

Specially either aurthers or johns

[tropic field]

they are kinda expensive

[exotic sand]

hey fuzzy

[river fiber]

Hello

[tropic field]

i sure am😎

[river fiber]

Ik right

[exotic sand]

you want a femboy discord server to checkout?

[river fiber]

Who me

[exotic sand]

yes

[river fiber]

No lol

[exotic sand]

ok lol

[tropic field]

i flipping suck at over watch

[river fiber]

But whay is it about

Never played overwatch

[tropic field]

i got 23 kills and dies 12 entire times

[river fiber]

Thats not bad

[tropic field]

maybe

[river fiber]

Probably better at gun games then my brother lol

[tropic field]

i’m like the only venture main for 100 miles anyway

[tropic field]

it’s pretty fun

[river fiber]

I best him so bad in cod thsg he raged quit lol

3 times

[tropic field]

damn

[river fiber]

Might give it a try this weekend

[river fiber]

Yeah and I was only using sniper rifle or just plain rifles

[tropic field]

i would recommend a hero to try out first but i’ve barely played the game a week

[river fiber]

What's it about

[fathom herald]

Best I can do

[tropic field]

uh

[tropic field]

lemme look it up

[river fiber]

Oh thank you

[tropic field]

i’m not good at wording

[river fiber]

All good

[fathom herald]

[tropic field]

Overwatch is a free-to-play, team-based, first-person shooter (FPS) set in an optimistic future where heroes fight for control of objectives in 5v5 combat. Players choose from a diverse roster of "heroes" categorized into roles—Tank, Damage, and Support—each with unique abilities and powers, requiring teamwork to win.

that’s what google said

[river fiber]

Oh ok seems fun

[narrow karma]

Im back

[tropic field]

it gets frustrating sometimes but still fun

[river fiber]

I've played my fair share of frustrating games lol

[tropic field]

holy guacamole you have a hat

[river fiber]

One of them being wolfenstian new world order

[river fiber]

Ik lol its so cool

[tropic field]

i tried that game and yeah frustrating is a good word

[river fiber]

Did ylu get to the London monitor boss fight

[tropic field]

no i hardly played it

i needed space and i couldn’t find anything else to uninstall

[river fiber]

Do me a favor and jsit search up the London monitor

[tropic field]

ok brb

I HAVE A HAT

[fathom herald]

cowboy hat gang

[tropic field]

hell yeah

[tropic field]

thanks for the hat

[fathom herald]

[tropic field]

yeah that does not seem fun

[river fiber]

Yep machine guns all around the bottom with a lazar eye and a flame thrower

Oh and rockets

[tropic field]

it didn’t yell at me for too many capitals for once

[river fiber]

Lol

[tropic field]

speaking of frustration

the part where you play as general diego in red dead revolver was absolutely horrible

[fathom herald]

reminds me almost time to make May’s roles

[tropic field]

i’m so cool with a hat now

[lavish pine]

Nice hat. I chosen you to buy me a new microwave.

[stiff timber]

Yo check general media

[tropic field]

my microwave is broken can you buy ME one

[fathom herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yodeling-kid-cool-swag-gif-12466168

[flat citrus]

i fell asleep 🥹

[lavish pine]

MINE is too.

[fathom herald]

Hazel in the chat be like

[tropic field]

if i turn it on in implodes

[tropic field]

be like what

[fathom herald]

THE GIF

[lavish pine]

I put an egg in the microwave.

[fathom herald]

But you mfs type too fast

[lavish pine]

Now it does not want to work.

[tropic field]

oh

heheh

[lavish pine]

I am taking your microwave.

[tropic field]

why it’s just as broken as yours

[lavish pine]

Hello stranger, buy me and Hazel a new microwave.

[fathom herald]

Just use the stove smh

[tropic field]

i would send a photo of it imploding but i want to keep my house not burnt

[lavish pine]

Try it in the ocean?

[tropic field]

oh shit good idea

[tropic field]

your smart

[lavish pine]

But I like my eggs microwaved.

And radiated.

[tropic field]

yeah i like my bagel bites microwaved

the stove isn’t the same

[lavish pine]

I can microwave anything.

But a stove... I can stove anything.

[tropic field]

anything?

[lavish pine]

Yes. Another microwave.

[tropic field]

wait what if you microwave a microwave that’s microwaving something

[lavish pine]

What if you microwave a microwave that’s microwaving a microwave.

[tropic field]

the mind can only wonder

UNTIL TODAY

[lavish pine]

What if I microwave the sea?

I am going to microwave Europe.

Or the UK.

[tropic field]

will it make british food finally taste good

[lavish pine]

We can only hope.

[tropic field]

that we can

[lavish pine]

British food is never tasty.

[tropic field]

i just want a new microwave

for my bagel bites

[lavish pine]

Real.

I want to microwave a fish.

From the market of course.

[tropic field]

make sure to season it unlike the brit’s

[lavish pine]

We Irish know our foods.

[tropic field]

i’m sure you do

but what do you know about pizza bagel bites🤤

[lavish pine]

Hey, try a loaded potato with pulled briskit.

[tropic field]

i eat lots of mashed potato

[lavish pine]

I don't really eat pizza with anything meat.

[lavish pine]

Sweet mashed potato?

[tropic field]

and baked potato🤤

[lavish pine]

Oh yes.

Sweet potato chips.

Oven baked.

[tropic field]

i have mashed potatoes with steak

it’s good🤤

[lavish pine]

I have it with any meat.

[tropic field]

i do it with ham sometimes

[lavish pine]

Oh and pumpkin is also good.

[tropic field]

and chicken i suppose

[tropic field]

pumpkin?

like pumpkin pie🤤

[lavish pine]

I do not like ham, or chicken.

[tropic field]

what about turkey

[lavish pine]

I liked pies. I got giant can things of pumpkin pie mix filling.,

[lavish pine]

I do not really eat bird/

[tropic field]

but what’s really a shame is that we both have a broken microwave

[lavish pine]

Or anything cold cut.

[tropic field]

what meats do you like

[lavish pine]

You sure you aren't in my house?

[tropic field]

maybe maybe not

[balmy canyon]

I AM FUCKING ANGRY

[lavish pine]

Cow meat, sheep meat, sometimes pig meat.

[tropic field]

wait you buy us a microwave

[balmy canyon]

not really

[lavish pine]

Just the average meats.

[balmy canyon]

im not made of money

[tropic field]

mmmm yum

[lavish pine]

I like Cow meat, fish(sometimes), then lamb/sheep meat, they do not like me.

[tropic field]

can you buy me and colm a microwave

[lavish pine]

I hate seafood.

[balmy canyon]

see, this is why i hate you

[lavish pine]

Pardon?

[lavish pine]

Had a raw scallop or some mussle and something whent down.

[balmy canyon]

you SUCK, O'Driscoll

[river fiber]

I love seafood

[balmy canyon]

seafood is awesome

i love shrimp...

[tropic field]

it depends on the seafood

[tropic field]

shrimp🤤

[lavish pine]

Does fish count as seafood?

[balmy canyon]

yeah

its fish

[river fiber]

Yeah

[lavish pine]

So I like fish.

BUT

[stone jackal]

im pretty sure fish is THE seafood

[tropic field]

i mean they live in the water last time i looked

[balmy canyon]

this dude larping

[lavish pine]

I thought they fly.

[tropic field]

but i haven’t looked in a while

[river fiber]

Some fish do fly

[balmy canyon]

he's larping disliking seafood

[stone jackal]

No ur thinking about bears

[balmy canyon]

when he's eating seafood!

[tropic field]

wow

[balmy canyon]

ey, BOO O'DRISCOLL

[fathom herald]

Some fish don’t live in the sea..

[lavish pine]

I thought it wa brine shrimp.

[lavish pine]

Okay?

[river fiber]

Learned that from a kids how belive it or not

[balmy canyon]

damn

[tropic field]

can they walk

[river fiber]

Called octonauts

[balmy canyon]

i got no one on my side

[lavish pine]

Fish can wallk guys.

[distant violet]

fish can fly?

[lavish pine]

And walk.

[distant violet]

well yeah

crabs

[tropic field]

i used to LOVE that show

[river fiber]

Yeah its called flying g fish

[lavish pine]

Oh yeah. I do like crab.

[distant violet]

i don't like crabs

they pinch

[tropic field]

they don’t pinch on your dinner plate

[lavish pine]

Now I want my microwaved eggs.

[river fiber]

Neither does lobster

[tropic field]

well you can’t cuz the microwave ain’t working

[river fiber]

Well lobster tail that is

[lavish pine]

I just left the eggs in there.

[balmy canyon]

o'driscoll probably says his steak is too juicy and his lobster is too buttery

[narrow karma]

.

[lavish pine]

?

[lavish pine]

Sure.

[tropic field]

just eat them raw or something

[abstract grotto]

I GOT ICE CREAM WITH FUDGE

[balmy canyon]

im just hatin full time on colm right here

[lavish pine]

Okay.

[narrow karma]

I was butter until I changed my name and pfp

[tropic field]

medium rare is the best way to eat steak

[distant violet]

harriet??

[lavish pine]

Okay.

[distant violet]

wow

i got drugged by her

[abstract grotto]

Make a cake

[balmy canyon]

im a medium guy

[distant violet]

and woke up on the outskirts of strawberry

when I met her

[tropic field]

i like medium too

[lavish pine]

Reminds me of this video where someone had a vat of Butter and cooked all their dinner in butter.

[abstract grotto]

Are you judging my methods

[balmy canyon]

how come you arent insulting me back

[lavish pine]

Share?

[distant violet]

most definitely

i prefer gus

[lavish pine]

No energy? It is like what, 5am?

[balmy canyon]

its 12 am for me

youre...

[tropic field]

it’s 10pm for me

[abstract grotto]

Well if we're gonna share we gotta take the eggs from ur microwave to put into the mixture

[lavish pine]

Okay.

[balmy canyon]

UK

[abstract grotto]

Aye I'm the FIRST HIPSTER ALIVE

[lavish pine]

I'm?

[tropic field]

but the microwaves broken

[lavish pine]

Close.

[balmy canyon]

Wales

[lavish pine]

What.

No.

[abstract grotto]

Thats why we're taking the microwave eggs and putting them to use in a cake

[balmy canyon]

uh

France

[abstract grotto]

So they're not wasted

[lavish pine]

What?

[tropic field]

what if the microwave explodes

[lavish pine]

Not france.

[balmy canyon]

Germany???

[lavish pine]

I think I said it to Hazel once.

[abstract grotto]

As a victim of this I pray it doesn't

[tropic field]

i know where you are

[balmy canyon]

Spain...

[lavish pine]

Me?

Why thank you.

[tropic field]

yep

can i say it

[lavish pine]

Sure.

I dont care.

[tropic field]

IRELAND

[lavish pine]

IRELAND

[balmy canyon]

DAMN IT

[narrow karma]

@fathom herald if you change my name back to butter I'll give u a cat

[tropic field]

aka cool potato land

[balmy canyon]

IM SO MAD

[lavish pine]

Yes, yes.

[balmy canyon]

i think

[candid flower]

yo guys, I need some help
can’t start the bright bouncing boy mission and i’ve tried to go to the lake multiple times at NIGHT and he still doesn’t show up 💔

[balmy canyon]

isnt that Idaho

[tropic field]

uh no

ireland’s cooler

[lavish pine]

That is americaa.

[balmy canyon]

restart the game

[lavish pine]

I feel lloved.

[candid flower]

I have..

multiple times.

[balmy canyon]

then

[tropic field]

irish people are awesome

[balmy canyon]

restart it again

[lavish pine]

Why thank you.

[candid flower]

dude it’s not doing anything

[tropic field]

of course

[balmy canyon]

Sean in chapter 3:

💥

[candid flower]

im tellin’ ya, i’ve tried like 5 times now

[tropic field]

DONT mention sean😔

[lavish pine]

You are now my favourite random stranger.

[tropic field]

he was so innocent

[lavish pine]

was

[fathom herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-lazy-pet-me-give-me-give-me-gif-16322510

[tropic field]

i feel honored

[balmy canyon]

#Marstongang

[tropic field]

😔

[narrow karma]

Yay

U get 3 cats now

[lavish pine]

Not going to lie, Colm died pretty.

[balmy canyon]

Colm just
died

[tropic field]

i mean he was kinda a bad person

[candid flower]

can someone HIGHKEY help me

[lavish pine]

He had little screen time yet was a major part of the story.

[tropic field]

yeah

[lavish pine]

Dissapoinitng.

[narrow karma]

#rdr2-online-support

[tropic field]

he could have had more screen time

[lavish pine]

I wish so.

[balmy canyon]

i
like
annabelle...

[tropic field]

OH my lord it’s a rdr2 reference😱

[lavish pine]

No, it was a Red Dead Redemption 5 reference.

[balmy canyon]

who would win in a dual
Arthur Morgan or V1 Ultrakill

[lavish pine]

TB.

[tropic field]

Colom are you mad everyone pronounces your name “colm”

[balmy canyon]

you died to a noose

[narrow karma]

Cat is my new homie nobody mess with her

[lavish pine]

This guy is buying me and hazel a new microwave.

[narrow karma]

[balmy canyon]

wait

[lavish pine]

I died pretty.

[tropic field]

FINALLY

[narrow karma]

I need one too

[balmy canyon]

is Cat a mod

[lavish pine]

Yes?

[narrow karma]

Yes

[lavish pine]

They are.

[tropic field]

no me and colom first

[balmy canyon]

can they change my name to V1 Ultrakill

[narrow karma]

Nu uh

[balmy canyon]

im scared to ping

[lavish pine]

I'm mad that it isnt Colon.

[balmy canyon]

colon o'driscoll

doesnt match much to me

[lavish pine]

Hey mods, change Colom to Colon please.

[tropic field]

ok ok, are you still angry that dutch killed your brother

[lavish pine]

No, I killed his girlfriend.

Never liked my brother.

[tropic field]

ok

i remember you saying that in the game now

[balmy canyon]

then why did you kill his lover

if you didnt like him

[lavish pine]

I what?

My brother never had a lover, but my friend, Dear Dutch had a lover.

[tropic field]

i really like my cowboy hat in my name

it’s so cool

[balmy canyon]

i know

im asking

why did you kill dutch's lover

if you didnt like your brother

[lavish pine]

Because.

[balmy canyon]

because?

[tropic field]

cuz dutch stinks of poo

[narrow karma]

Can anyone give me motivation too do my 40 page math homework

[balmy canyon]

GRIND!!!

[narrow karma]

Thanks

[balmy canyon]

yup

[lavish pine]

Who want's uncooked pasta noodles?

[balmy canyon]

jack

[tropic field]

no but i want a microwave to cook them

[lavish pine]

Welp.

Anyways, I am going to steal a microwave.

Who wants in?

[tropic field]

i’m coming to ireland to help

[balmy canyon]

i'd rather steal

the blackwater's ferry money

[lavish pine]

QUICK BUY A PLANE TICKET

OR FLY A PLANE

[tropic field]

what the flip dude

ok i’m coming to ireland

to steal a microwave

[lavish pine]

Yess.

[tropic field]

i can’t wait to get an irish microwave

[lavish pine]

Heh.

[tropic field]

how much do you hate Britain on a scale of 10

[lavish pine]

Quality microwaves like quality food.

[lavish pine]

-100

Been there, hate it.

[tropic field]

aha

[lavish pine]

Liverpool especially

[tropic field]

northern ireland should be part of ireland

[lavish pine]

That's what I am saying.

Well my opinion is Biased

[tropic field]

then there can be one big happy ireland family

[lavish pine]

I think we might have to redo the independence thing again. The IRA

[tropic field]

about that microwave

[lavish pine]

Yes?

[tropic field]

have you found one to seal

*steal

[lavish pine]

Yes I have.

[tropic field]

yay

[lavish pine]

It's a big one

[tropic field]

even better

can it microwave two microwaves at once

[lavish pine]

It can.

[tropic field]

holy guacamole

where is the rest of chat

[lavish pine]

Going to microwave 20 eggs

[lavish pine]

In my microwave.

[tropic field]

awesome

[lavish pine]

It's like I grabbed you off the streets.

All because of microwave.

[balmy canyon]

what is it with you and eggs

[lavish pine]

They are yummy.

[tropic field]

what’s with YOU and not eggs

[balmy canyon]

huh

[balmy canyon]

hey

listen

[lavish pine]

I'm deaf.

[river fiber]

i like mine scrambbled or fried lol

[balmy canyon]

mtn dew Voltage is BOMB

[tropic field]

holy moly cowboy hat

[lavish pine]

I like mine microwaved and radiated.

[tropic field]

i fucking LOVE mountain dew

[balmy canyon]

me too

[river fiber]

dosent that cause them to blow up though

[lavish pine]

No, you can microwave eggs.

[river fiber]

i saw a youtube video of someone microwatving an egg and it blew up not saying its real

[tropic field]

what if i like exploded eggs

[lavish pine]

Real.

Might take a video of the new microwave.

[river fiber]

omg speaking of eggs my friend gave my teacher an egg saying i give all my favourite teachers a egg and the teacher said put it away before you break it and he said nah i watched a tiktok video that if you put it in coca cola for a day it bounces so this mf throws it at the wall and it breaks

[tropic field]

you should cut in in-half and mail me half so we can microwave 10 eggs each

[lavish pine]

Ah yes.

Eggs

[tropic field]

yeah but eggs are getting expensive

or they were

now i need eggs and a microwave

[lavish pine]

Just get chickens

[tropic field]

now i need eggs chickens and a microwave

[lavish pine]

I live in the city, so I cant

[tropic field]

i don’t really live in the wilderness

[candid flower]

saw someone with the year of the horse role, how does one get it
I LOOOOVE horses

[vivid marsh]

#role-colors

[candid flower]

thanks twin

[fathom herald]

crow you started a trend

Look at the boosters list

[tropic field]

holy moly it’s you

thank you for the cowboy hat

[vivid marsh]

huh.

[fathom herald]

You’re welcome

[bold dagger]

guys what if they made red dead but its present day

[tropic field]

just like put the chicken in the big microwave

[lavish pine]

Gta.

[abstract grotto]

What colom said

[odd leaf]

My brother started playing rdr2

[bold dagger]

whats that

[vivid marsh]

why is your name spelt like that

[odd leaf]

I would like to know what it is

[abstract grotto]

Grand theft auto

Its modern day crime

Around modern day police

But

[lavish pine]

Another of rockstars games

[vivid marsh]

outlaw game

[lavish pine]

Ask the mods.

[vivid marsh]

i meant why was it spelt wrong

i am aware of the faking

i fixed it

[odd leaf]

Ok but all he does is kill horses, not sure how fun that is 🥀

[abstract grotto]

UGH ITS THE BEST GAME MADE EVER THE GAME IS 1800'S BASED AND YOU'RE AN OUTLAW

[lavish pine]

I don't know?

[tropic field]

mods? like the new microwave i need

[abstract grotto]

AND YOU GET HORSES AND SHIT

[lavish pine]

No. But I'm adding nitro to my microwave.

[tropic field]

that’s a whole lotta microwave

now it’ll cook eggs faster

[bold dagger]

i dont like metal bands

[lavish pine]

More wave the micro

[vivid marsh]

lmao, unsurprising. there is a lot more to it than that. the storyline is absolutely extraordinary, the best story game ive ever played. i really recommend trying it out for yourself if you like story games at all.

[lavish pine]

Sure.

[tropic field]

is it a macrowave now?

[abstract grotto]

have u ever made scrambled eggs in the microwave but the texture turns rubbery