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are you arturs hater
oh my gosh that's amazing
Oop didnt see that
NO NEVER
I do not believe you
OKAYYY 🥹
give me an example of using your brain to get out of economic issues, without breaking the fucking law
WHAT
I think you had that nickname before and you changed it
omg no i'd never...
Sauce convo over
okie
HOLY PEAKKK
Hii Pam :) 
Ik its aggravating but it's over. Shake it out your bones
spins around

Hii Chronella :)
How are yah?
ikr, volunteering brings me so much genuine joy
STOP
HELLO?
Good! how about yerself?
DBH mentioned
i WAS MEANT TO CLICK this dance
I'm good too!
even tho i've been focused on hoping to get an animation degree, i've been thinking about animal stuff..
augh
Yay! Glad to hear!
let's go nyx
as soon as my exams are over i’m going off into nature and nobody is gonna see me for weeks/j
Omg you and I have the same thoughts 😭 I wanna do animation but also wanna learn about animals and work with them
You can do it Chester i say never having done my GCSE
these are even worse
the dreaded a-levels
imagine having exams, could not be me../silly
The content was really cut down..
were you the covid year
Icl imma just do basic GCSEs and fuck off to the army at 16
Like they cut out shit tonnes of info
2020 GSCE 2022 Alevel
you gotthis. nobody knows this butive actually just been living in the forest in a cave with nothing but a computer and a piece of cloth over my genitals
ugh exams are reaching closer... plus two big presentations
Everyone has been banned
Reason: You're all also getting beat up
Moderator: pamasaurus.
you’re living the life fr
:0
bro SAMEEE i always wanted to be a veterinarian cuz of my mom 😭 i still kinda think about it tho
I DIDN'T DO THAT
i want to do that or either join the police force
WTF...
Army is peak fr
The cut our alevels down so much. We could drop an entire topic in history
what time
i believe pam
where do you live may i ask
i’m gonna get a law and criminology degree 
But if I get denied from the army I’ll try join armed police
UK
holy moly 🔥🔥
I always wanted to be a zookeeper but I feel bad Bout the animals in there so I'm thinking about learning animation instead but then I can't decide 😔
aiming to become a veterinary assistant or something in an animal science, mostly in agriculture
what branch of the army like ground navy or air
If it makes you feel better a lot of zoo animals are there to stop them dying
Front lines
when i was alittle girl i wanted to be a zookeeper, do whatever makes u happy
omg bro i wanted to do that when i was 13
chat, pam keeps accusing me of her bans and threats to beat all of you up
STOP I THOUGHT OF ZOOKEEPER RECENTLY 😭 so peak

Yeah I know I just feel bad they're there for their safety and can't roam freely
Been wanting to join the army since I was 4 💪
Idk if i believe you
sorry wrong reply lol
Lmfao
i wanted to do intelligence in the army and then i remembered im shy as hell and hate exercise
so like infantry soilder
Intelligence doesnt require THAT much interaction….depending which type you do
you still gotta do all their training just in case they do wanna deploy you
i’m just doing police intelligence instead
Thats the fun part
and then maybe going into MI6
You know you have to do excerise for police right
most zoos, like the Toronto zoo help bring animals out of the endangered list by captive breeding and educating the public.
not all zoos are prefect but doing your research - im sure you can be a zookeeper at an excellent zoo
If you hack into the MI6 website you get a job offer btw
You have to pass a physical exam
litterly just going to ask you that lmao if you wanted to branch off and do that
i’m not gonna be an officer or anything
Yeah you still have to iirc
ik in canada the rcmp training is a bitch
Hell yeah
it is what it is i guess
I wanted to be part of the police when I was younger
Everyone starts off as an officer, and then moves up or sideways
like in the rcmp ypu have to do a 5 mile run basic is in 30 mins expert is in 20 mins and something seconds
Its not hard, but its there
if you can’t run 5k you can’t gather intelligence for us/j
I lowkey forgot the UK army requirements
Man being a zookeeper was my dream when growing up, then I got interested in drawing, CGI, etc and wanted to learn that as well
Hold up imma check em
rcmp is royal canaidan mounted police
its not actually too much iirc, beep test and some weight lifting etc
i was thinking after four years branching off into the ERT
Literally me not being able to decide what I wanna do
Key Fitness Standards (RFT(E)):
2km Run: 10 mins 15 seconds (Infantry/RAC), 11 mins 30 seconds (others).
Mid-Thigh Pull: 76kg (Infantry/RAC), 50kg (others).
Medicine Ball Throw: 3.1m.
Initial Training Focus: Candidates must have a basic level of fitness, but the training program specifically increases strength and endurance.
The British Army
The British Army
+4
Key Requirements to Join:
Age: 16 to 35 years and 6 months.
BMI: 18-28 (up to 32 if muscle mass allows).
Medical: Must pass a full medical assessment.
the government wouldn't find me if I run off to become a hermit
right
bro real 😭💔
Doesnt seem like that much
you haven’t paid your taxes!
ERT stands for emergancy response team thats like your hostage situations escorting witnessees in witness protection escorting political people that kinda stuff
basiclly your swat of canada
W
what taxes are there to pay!! 
Lucky for us Chester. Unless you're self employed. Taxes are auto taken out from pay
i went to one of thier open houses got to shoot some of their guns
i don’t actually pay taxes yet because i don’t earn enough
Why are the requirements so low tho
that and the army was thier i only got to shoot the guns cause im in army cadets
Tf
HST tax will forever haunt me
You wont do at uni either
You dont pay taxes as a student
Whats the point of uni
Having legend of the west must be an insane flex (ps4/ps5 true 100%)
yeah the canadian army is so much harder to get into lmao
Apart from longer school
higher education lands you in better jobs
not that much
Oh wait probably because the uk army has barely anyone
Lmao
🤷♂️
oh that’s awesome, i never actually thought about that
Can help you land better jobs
i thought the uk army was one of the strongest
you won't catch me in a university
college at most
No
like you got your sas and commandos
We have barely anyone in the military
Theres alot of people in the UK army
Lmao
Does it require all red dead online achievements too? Since less than 1/1000 of ps4/ps5 players have it
Ehh not really anymore
i’ve met an ex-sas soldier before
-# Army man asking what's the point of University/higher & smarter education, sometimes the memes are accurate
Only like 74k
i would be shitting bricks if i met one
I wanna meet one
indeed
isn't it the US? or just a larger army compared to the rest of the world
i was lmao, i was in an sas cosplay too so i was sweating
I mean I did know a dog that was in the SAS
Used to live in the house next to my old one
i think us is one of the strongest as well
i had to add like 2 or 3 colleges/universities so i wouldn't be yelled at for not completing my applications 😭 i'm only going to one college really, depends on the future ig
US is the strongest
stringest eh
ik the gov spends at least billions in armed forces fundings
String cheese
yes but we're not big 
Then why isnt it a huge flex if it requires story 100% achievement plus every single other secret and red dead online achievements
string cheese 🤤
hi yall
nom nom
Ew I hate that shit
i’ve had the army try to recruit me a few times at comic cons it’s so awkward
Tastes like plastic
like the usa gov spends 156 billion a year on the military and defence
ok
someone execute swaggbro
For liking real food? 😐
string cheese is NOT that bad yo
i love me some string cheese
It just tastes fake and I hate it
mozzarella is the best cheese of all time though
cheese in general is bleh
As a 60% italian, agreed.
i luv mozzarella..
I love mozzarella so much
i love cheese (i’m lactose intolerant)
😭
i think the us has the world record for the most money spent yearly on the military
They do
mac and cheese is one of my favourite meals
i mean, i dont think ive ever told someone i have platinum and theyre like "woow wow thats so awesome and cool", its just kinda "meh". the game has been out for 7 years now and its not really thhaat much if youve been playing the game for at least a year or a less
put some sliced hotdogs in that shit its so good
Being a rebel 
hell yeah 
BRO mac n cheese is like my comfort food oh my lord 
maybe i’ll build resistance if i eat enough dairy
omg same here
Do i have to start another run to get lending a hand if a honor side mission becomes unavailable?
it’s also my autistic safe food
I was temporarily lactose intolerant after my surgery
wasn't a fun time
Chat, string cheese has more of a chance of being real cheese than your chances at having a significant other!
Mine is tacos, I will forever love tacos
The cheese is my soul mate, what chu talking bout, smh
omg i love tacos my mexican friend and his family invite me for tacos every friday
i’m literally chester cheese i’m the cheese expert
bro's soul mate is cheese
Medium functioning autism? Im high functioning
lmfao
nah dino nuggets
im giving in and watching sf/dawtde
shit hits diffrent
i got told i’m high functioning but idk if it’s because i just mask all of my struggles so much
no no no i lied
chronella has been banned
Reason: 🤢
WOW
NOOOO
airfried tater tots with bbq sauce its good
rip cheesy chronicles
STOP
Dont even know what they are
they might be called diffrent in the uk
i’ll tell you what we do have that’s better

Yea like i have an uncurable disease that makes breathing painful and has been lasting for nearly a year, i dont even have a proper bed due to being lower class, rent being overdue so i have to move out by the end of the month
hash browns
Hell yeah
i love hash browns
hash browns 🤤
mmm hashbrowns in bbq sauce
bruh this chat is making me hungry stop it
you guys are reminding me im supposed to go to a psychologist or whatever to get tested 
WHAT 😭
old west hickory bbq sauce is so good
why does the guy on the right look like roger clark
Do it, free money is free money fr
05:20 am damn it
It is
go to a psychologist brotato chip..
Imagine needing a psychologist and not just tank all the mental health things and ignore it
Good point
hashbrowns? hash
hash oil concentrate 
since when did we get paid for being autistic and mentally unstable
you get it
i wish i got paid
I've no idea tbh they just started talking about cream cheese and suddenly came back to the camera with it all over their face
Rob However.. he put it all in his hair 😭
What country u in?
tried therapy and made me feel worse
does this mean something
i wanna get paid man 🥀
uk
this is one of my favourite photos of all time now
oh wow 😭
some countries do pay ik my bf gets it what is it 200 bucks a month
l0cal.shapeshifter has been banned
Reason: LOL Broke, L
i want my free money
BRUH
Like bro my mum gets payed £150 monthly for me having a lazy eye
Lmao
i have a presentation tmrwww 😢
And it doesnt even affect my vision either
guysysysyys help pls
on what
a monologue
good luck broski
we had to make our own characters
guys law class was so fun today
pretend you’re shakespeare
Itll go towards your mum to help with you care, but thats if it was accepted
😭
we spent all hour talking about cults lmao
^^
Every parent gets child maintence. But for the Disability side of things itll need to be accepted by the gov
ohhh right i gotcha
hey that's happening to me rn
my care is just safe foods and energy drinks😭
i have a weird fasinaction with cults through a police and psychology perspective
I recently found out how dumb our gov is btw
they’re interesting stuff
okay bye guys im gona study
On the gov website you can apply for free vapes
If you’re addicted

what why😭
you gonna do good trust 
how is that gonna help
Idk😭
my friends called me weird for knowing stuf about cults like bro i watch crime shit
on a daily basis
thanks man
it’s not like you’re gonna go do any of it lmao
I think its to stop people like withdrawing or sum like that
Idk
that’s like saying someone’s gonna go rob a bank because they like rdr
cult documentaries are such a hit
oh heveans no lamo
No from what I know, its for a swap to stop campaign
Yo good idea
And you only get the one
do you watch tubi cause ik theres a documentry about jonestown

i hate vaping
Sell it for £15 frfr
vaping sucks
You have to sign up to stop it, be over 18, and you're only allowed the one.
what..
I do! ill check it out this weekend
Yeah, BUT, money money
first thing I saw
crine
they should make them all dark with the gross pics like cigarettes so people don’t get enticed instead of bright and glowing
rather do smoking then vaping its so much healthier then vaping
Ey a free vape is a free £15 bruh
Some year 7 will be dying to buy it
15 bucks for a vape
its at least 20 here in canada
I would rather smoke bubbles
/j
That doesn't help either
tldr: im just yapping and this is not related directly to your statement, at all, you just reminded me of this recurring thought i have
ive noticed that therapy is really different for everyone. the interesting thing is that everyone is a unique individual who processes emotions and heals differently. so therapy works for some, and not for others. im thinking about trying out therapy, because it seems like something that would work for me. ive seen a lot of people who have been indirectly discouraged from therapy because of the bad experiences from the people around them, and thats why i always tell people to try it out for themselves first and not focus too much on what they hear from others, because of all the mixed opinions. therapy has gotten such a bad reputation because of all the negative experiences, but i know ive also personally heard people talk good about it as well, and that it helps them! im sorry you had a bad experience as well, im interested in seeing what it does for me
For cheap ones
But the prices of vapes are going up
i have to hold back a laugh when i see someone vaping and it’s got rainbow flashy lights
yeah the cheap ones are 20 bucks lmao
They're adding a new tax on em
Fuck
do smoking its so much healthier your lungs actully heal over time
theres been studies for it
Do not smoke
yeah that’s what they told them back in the 1920s/j
Dont do snus either
Do not take medical advice from a discord group
i'm gonna
I learned that one the hard way
tweak
We are not medical professionals
merlin
Nyx
tweek like south park
no i dont smoke im just saying if i where to do one or the other i would take smoking
omfg i love that lil dude
that and kenny
😭.
As a vaper, I agree.
my favourite south park character fr
tweek and craig

It's better for you then vaping, but it doesn't help your lungs
yezzir king
whats the dude in the the crutches again jimmy or somthing
i’ve never done anything like that because i’m cool (aka asthmatic)
yess jimmy
Vaping is chemicals, a plus of tabacco is that it's mostly natural
same
Lmao me
You can still smoke, just have an inhaler ready frfr
My friend does that
nah i’m not interested in that kinda stuff
Good
i don’t even really drink
Beep
and when i do i sit there with baileys like an oldie
You’re not a true brit.
nah i like the one episode where butters gets kept in a mexican household and has to escape over the border
I’ve never met a brit thats sober
again it’s just smth i’m not really interested in (most of it tastes vile i’d rather have a monster)
i hate drinking
Exactly
Plus vaping also has small pieces of lead in them
I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE
Its tasty tho
COUNTRYS BE DAMMED
you have to dilute it with smth else to be nice
like cola
IF YOU'RE UNDER 21, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT DRINKING UNDER AGE
😐
oh my bad
It violates discord tos and you will get got
i will zip my mouth
energy drinks
i drank like three of them today
YEAH CROW
yeah i almost always do
jay kay water is for losers
that is so dangerous for your heart😭😭
ik lol
even 1 a day is mostly bad
time to drink chocolate milk frfr
Please tell me it wasn't Alani, there's been a recall on them because some girl had a heart attack drinking then 😭
i always got told if i had 3 in a day id have a heart attack
no monster
monsters are so good
WHAT
Okay good, I love monster too
to be honest caffeine doesn’t even wake me up
i watched a dude make a video on that 😭
i cant stand energy drinks i will never drink an energy drink
i demand two glasses of the choclate milk
i heard it’s a neurodivergent thing but i’ve also got a high metabolism
yeah it actully makes me tired at times
omg same
drinking boba tea is lowkey my limit on caffeine or i will feel terrible after
no
i can take a nap after an energy drink
Gonna be honest, they don't give me energy I just drink them for the taste, but I make sure I drink one once or twice a week, I don't want to feel like I'm over doing it
i drink them for the taste also
never had boba tea before
hell no
i hate them
the salted caramel one is amazing
ewww
We sell Boost Coffees
ive been a victim of one
I've never tried that but my favorites are Pipeline Punch and Mango Loco
my all time favourite is ultra strawberry dreams
i find pipeline punch to be way too sweet
i’m one of those weirdos that collect cans
hihi
BEST FLAVOUR
the BEST flavor btw
pretty good imo, i like the brown sugar flavor
although i absolutely DESPISE the tapioca pearls i get none 😭
I WILL NOT BE TAKING CRITICSM
i like the assualt or the new one in canada viking berry
i’ve got 20 
MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA BEST FLAVOUR 10/10
i wanna try the assault monster it sounds awesome but a lot of people say it’s bad
YES YES YES YES
ITS THE ONLY MONSTER ILL DRINK
Tastes like caffinated lemonde
brown sugar🤤🤤
white monster just tastes like lemonade to me and i frown because it bores me
its like the only thing i order
OMG ME TOO MERLIN YES I 100% AGREE 🫶🏻🫶🏻
paragraph attack!!!!
yes, i absolutely agree. everyone is unique and have different ways to deal with problems, either a healthy way or unhealthy way.
if you're a person who doesn't mind opening up and getting a different perspective on things, I recommend it! plus, it does take awhile to find the right therapist.
don't get me wrong, I loved my therapist. although just for me, it takes a very hard time to open up, talk to people in person, generally and I feel like a burden everytime I vent or it felt unnatural to me since I mask everything all day. I felt exhausted and obviously 5x worse than before, once the session was over. every session, the problem get brought up again after I tried forgetting about them all week.
I might go back to a different therapist (they got a therapists dog!!!). my mental health is all over the place, I don't have any real diagnosis for any mood disorders/other so I don't know what kind of therapist would suit me
anyways my finger hurt lmfao
I have another one but I can't remember the name of it, I think it was Tropical Orange? Or something, super good
khaotic?
SAMEEE 
i mean its black cherry so you kinda have to get the taste for it im a monster becuase i like black licorice
YEAH that one
omg i have dbh prints to show you
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khaotic is one of the only juice monsters i like, it is SO good
Okay okay
bad apple is another
like me i dont like the aussie lemonade
im drinking that rn
i haven’t had this one before what’s it like
its like orange
tastes like a sunrise
is my guess
like have you had orange dreamsicle before
there’s so many they just don’t sell in england and i don’t wanna buy the big cases online

yes i have, little bit too sweet for me
its kinda like that but less sweet
ultra paradise is so refreshing
jjba mentioned
peaaakkk
yes you may

Anything with coffee on the name and I'm eating/drinking it
i wish you all the luck if you go back to a different therapist!!! 💚
Including coffee grounds?
thank you!! 
Coffee puck?
I have actually LMAO
A big ol' bite of a coffee puck
cof
i can only have coffee if you throw something sweet in there like chocolate or caramel to mute the flavour
koffing
my mother named our golden retriever coffee
Soylent Green: Coffee

coffee is such a cute name

ikr, I barely remember him though. I was a baby, eating his food 
i’ve never had dog food how was it
hi
not too bad
I remember eating a dog treat before.. thos3 red bones... ngl it wasn't bad sob
hello dear reverend
if you look at the ingredients of some dog treats they’re basically the same as what you’d find in human food anyways
So that makes me feel better knowing I ate half of it
chronella has been banned
Reason: EATING DOG FOOD???!!?
Because in the war/hard times food would be rationed, so people would eat dog/cat food so they had to make it good for humans
If merlin is in chat yes

i learned something new today
Its not the best tasting food in the world. But when you have nothing else, itll keep you going
Is a horse that dies available to buy on the stable again
The only real thing we learned is that Merlin is a nerd.
what in the world is that
i learned two things today
I was called Merlinerd for a while for a reason 💔
Evan and Katylen bee dance
how interesting
Pert Orb Stare when
Is Lilith high
I have a perfect sticker for this
BINGUS
no way
Do i need to teach anyone else anything before i go bed
Howdy
What color is my shirt
Black
pert orb stare when
STOP
Least I am not the nerd this time
IT ACTUALLY IT
WAIT NO WAY DID I ACTUALLY GUESS IT
BRUAHDHA
YES
merlin what color are my jeans 
Just say you want my selfie

dark blue
FUCCUCIVKSKD
Are you having a giggle
ARE YOU STALKING ME BRO..
Did i guess it again
YES BRO
😭
Can't guess what shirt I'm wearing
Remember peace and love!!
Are you the noise in my walls
Ow
Like a dark red one ig 😭
Red is another colour on my tshirt
No bugs.
I'm wearing a blue shirt with the Superman logo
Bugs is bugs
....does the superman logo have red on it
buh
...yes
Bugs is animals and fish is animals
Merlin the Wizard of Redemption
Sure, sure
Anyway im guessed out ive run out of colours and i dont think anyones wearing a white shirt

Sum random gun symbol in my story mode out of bounds above cholla springs anyone know if it's a glitch or if I can get it?
I want to be made out of aerogel
holy stick bug


Illinois when you want to have a pet dog: No ✨
Illinois when you want to have a pet Chicago:
13_k has been banned
Reason: No reason provided
Fuck
Well, then
pluh
lilith killed chat, automatic ban
word girll
vee how gdare you ignore my dms
Harriet isn't that bad to work with
Howdy
dude shes always complaining when I kill animals
hows it going
It's easy to not kill them
Beep
I'll just avoid her for awhile when I need to resupply crips stuff
Not bad. Wrote some Baldur's Gate 3 R rated stuff
I didn't even get told why it deleted
dude when theres a croc next to me my instincts come first
oo nice
im just passing by 😢
yeah didn’t wanna know what it said anyways....
I want my level to be at the next tier. It's taking forever
I can't even see my level. I forgot the command
it's just slash then level!!!
I'm level 24
Yeah, but it's a certain channel
yeaahhh can’t have general get flooded with people constantly spamming their levels or other bot commands 😔
I feel like I talk too much and I am only 29% to the next teir
Which is fair
I don't even know what level 30 gets you
outlaw
no fr i been lvl 8 for days
itll get worse
😪.
crow is tall
im crine
good
@proper crag but what if I don't know what you mean by feeding snow leopards cheeseburgers?
You know what I mean
BRO
Wooow, crow
LOOOOOLL
I WAS SIMPLY REPLYING TO MYSELF BECAUSE LILITH WAS NO LONGER TYPING
That's not what it says
crow you'll always be tall in my eyes dw
though my four eyes might not be enough
Are you 2ft?
im 6'3
THANK YOUY
v_szone has been banned
-# Reason: L
Moderator: ghastlycrow
IM NOT EVEN A MODERATOR
yeah i was gonna clip that but I didnt cause I dont wanna offend...
WHY IS IT IN BIGGER LETTERS???
i would never
guh
lilith is framing me
No, if crow is 3 feet and some change but is tall in Vee's eyes, that means Vee is shorter than Crow.
why was my name changed :(
no because exactly... 😢 i know you'd never
LMFAOO WHAT
STOP
doomed to be a charles hater 💔
I IDNT
How does Harriet know about the animals we kill
Don't know. I didn't do it
DIDNT
I WOULD NEVER
trust me if i had the ability the only person id ban would be LILITH 🧱
Not lilith framing me with the light mode
CAUSE YOU WEFE BANNED
it's almost like vee is still here
so technically

WDYM
But you ARE my best friend vee no one can replace you!!!!
lilith is framing EVERYONE tonight oh my gosh
YES EXACTLY
Wdym wdym?
Since when do you use the light mode
Buh
i don't
Holy fuck
Not I
i have my own theme
Gavin’s killer
EXACTLY

you're next
Who?
Sure, sure
guys slow down

Guys faster!!!

Slow ride
Take it easy 🎶
That's what she said
Pert go to bed
Uh oh!! 
lilith we all saw that
I miss SA
But I platinumed the def edition so I promised myself not to touch it again this year
saw what
...
wow.
I got up an hour ago…
You miss who what now?
Oh
what a thing to abbreviate
Pert go wake up
BRO 😭
San Andreas
Ohhhh
GOOD MORNING PERT!!!!!
Thanks pam
Guys say good morning to pert
good morning pert
Aww
Bad morning pert
That’s so sweet
Banned
pert go to bed, it's 11:33pm
Should I play GTA V after I finish RDR2?
And the sun is shining

go to sleep
good morning pert
ban all est
Are the birds singing? 🥹
10am for me me
mad because you're npc
mad because u a hoe
Always
i thought you were eepy
wait no that's me too crow you can’t
Crow what time is it for you
am innocent
Soon the toads in the pond will wake up too
ok fine...
8 pm
thank you..
Like 8:34?
I woke up at 6am 💔
indeed
i wish to have that energy
What does the frog say
EST is the only true, real, canonical timezone here. If you aren't in EST, you're just some no name NPC used as fodder.
no.
Have you all seen Gavin 
WRONG
YOOO I CAN AGREE WITH THIS ONE THIS TIME
VEE???
hi
w vee for once
vee calling me and pam an npc
LMAOO
wow
Speaking of timezones… Vanda had to play Pragmata before me because sony launches the game at noon local time
SO IM A NO NAME NPC TO YOU..

I see how it is
shouldve moved to where vanda is
smh
NO
EST should be sleeping tf yall doing
No she’s gonna pickpocket me
YES
playing rdr2... 😆
on xbox, you could literally play it about 18 hours(?) early by making your console location settings in new zealand
ract heart break to yourself so I can
no no pam, no no
ract
i racted
uh other one...
ye ye, vee, ye ye
no.
heart break
yes.
stay home its worth it
Buh
What did margaret ever do to you bro
margaret is cool
ye.
it's that other thing in that video
oh my god
No thoughts in Arthur's mind
Why does he look like that
IM CRYING

HE ALWAYS LOOKS STUPID ASF IN IT
Arthuro Megan
Megan... 
you couldn't left "in it" out and be right smh
everyone looks stupid af in pert
Shhh
speaking from experience?
Simmer down
oh
In... Pert?
thats true sometimes..
apparently in pert's dreams count
i just cackled out loud at almost 5 am
I'm taking this
listen lilith said it first
why does arthur look like that
PERT SAID IT FIRST
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARENT GUILTY
I WASN'T THE ONE DREAMING
whats going on
Literally
I can't find my friend Gavin
Bro pleads the 5th
I'M INNOCENT IN THIS
i am their lawyer
i still remember when we met and its carved into my head
what a bold lie
..... So... Did you see a funny Londoner.. 
has lilith been read their miranda rights
and has or had a laywer during thier questioning
"so my cousin killed Gavin saying he was ending his suffering"
WDYM, I CAN'T CONTROL DREAMS
SO YOU ADMIT IT
welp im gonna lose this case
HOW IS THAT ADMITTING IT
Gavin...
I CAN'T CONTROL WHO PERT DREAMS OF
Guys I need to fart but I'm in a room full of people
such a good song
projecting
HOW, IT WAS LITERALLY HER DREAMING IN HER SLEEP
UR THE ONE DREAMING
It happened irl stop lying
oh wow
Do I fart intensely or gently
that is the opposite of dreaming that your significant other cheated and blaming them like it was real smh
I’m moving in with Lilith to get a 3% mortgage
and not for any other reason uh huh sure
im so addicted to apex rn
guys i would make such a great lawyer
buns game
sybau
pert straight smh

Did you get the money for the broken controller, good lawyer?
not yet lmao
Stop insulting
thats not nice lmao
stra*ght
eewww
No slurs
l*lith
wait straight is a slur
Wait
slur
My first kiss actually was with a girl
pert...
It was just a smooch tho
yeah ok.....
thats what they all say
Add me hella bored joker-redemeer99
I was basically groomed
Tf did I just join
Welcome
😭?
pert kissed one gay and said groomed smh damn stra*ghts
Lmao Im not sure i think she was a few years older than me
excuse me what did i just join into i just got done eating
Same here man
Loool
Lmao
idk i got told to sybua by some rando
pert stop traumatizing new people
The shadow lurkers showed themselves
banned
.
crazy work
honestly
It wasn’t me it was evil pert….
You join into
reason people leave, pie chart:
36% gay server
64% pert
the chat
Crine
bro 😭
You the
let me guess evil perts name is terp
Been here 5 min, I believe it
TERP?? 💔
my liege pin that it'll be funny
its actually perv but yk
Retep
no
oh trust me it gets funnier at time
that's not even pert backwards
evil peter
retep
it'd be trep
Yes
It’s a family guy reference
nice
I’m so scared rn
How old is i
😭😭
Fetus
dw everyone here is slightly normal
PRAGMATA IN 7 MINUTES
I’m not🥹
I'm 1 pencil and a half old
🥭🥭🥭
me neither lmao
👽
Means they’re not allowed on discord
Are you two mangos old
ban them
pen
I'm 1 pencil and a half old tho
straight to the gulag
Okay dutchie poo
if they win they earn their freedom if not well yk
oh yeah im really sensitive
chat
I do not have a plan

