general

[clear geyser]

point a gun at them

[worn monolith]

Happens to the best of us

[clear geyser]

they'll scram

[open moth]

Who started it

[open moth]

I get angry when someone takes my horse

[stone jackal]

nope my whole name is just really weird despite me being mixed

[neon nimbus]

Best place to fight valentine saloon

[clear geyser]

agreed

[open moth]

Thats my horse i stopped to help someone and they took my horse

[stone jackal]

like i have no idea why one of my middle names is french and the other is irish

[open moth]

Didn't get far

[minor tendon]

Hello everybody

[stone jackal]

hello everybody my name is welcome

[clear geyser]

haha

[elder goblet]

I bumped into someone with my horse very lightly

[open moth]

And i might have fed said horse thief to a alligator

[elder goblet]

By the general store

[clear geyser]

so @elder goblet did u get the black fit i sent u

[elder goblet]

I’m working on it

[clear geyser]

also point a gun at one of them, they'll scram

[open moth]

Oh just point a gun at them

[elder goblet]

I did then I got shot and killed

[open moth]

I like the stance Arthur uses when he aims one pistol

[clear geyser]

oh

[open moth]

Oh

[clear geyser]

not so fun fact: it's similar to dutch's

[open moth]

I wish I could poison micahs stew

In camp

[open moth]

Yep

John has his own stance

Dutch is dumb tho

He sides with a man who he's known for 6 months

And not a man who he calls son and known for 20 plus years

[clear geyser]

well hosea died

and the trolley accident broke his brain

[open moth]

I think it never

[clear geyser]

then mr good man

[stone jackal]

very much so

[clear geyser]

died

and dutch just lost his mind

[open moth]

He just became more selfish and didn't lose his mind

Because thought out the game before he says we he says i

Like the fishing mission he says I I mena we are going to be alright

[neon nimbus]

No no no AHHH

[clear geyser]

no, cause old girl died and trolley accident then mr goodman died so he just went crazy and lost his mind

[open moth]

He is selfish always has been

[stone jackal]

yees from the beginning in colter he fumbles and talks about himself aswell

[stone jackal]

did u get attacked mid text

[open moth]

Yeah he hid is craziness well from hosea and Arthur his brother and son

[neon nimbus]

No this damn glitch keeps happening to me goddamn

[open moth]

I always call John and Arthur actual brothers

[clear geyser]

they

most likely think they are

[open moth]

They've known each other since kids so technically they are brother's

[stone jackal]

LOL what happened?😭is it breaking ur game

[stone jackal]

yes and tilly is their lil sister

i lovee tilly

[open moth]

And Jack is definitely John's son

Also after my 1st playthrough i was kind to uncle

[stone jackal]

yes i will never understand people who say he looks like javier

they both have a goatee and thats it

[open moth]

I also like to think in rdr1 when we play as jack that is Arthur's jacket

He wears

[stone jackal]

hehe i was always nice to uncle he was one of my favs😭

[open moth]

I was a bit rude to him

Greet greet antagonise

To uncle was funny

[neon nimbus]

I don't save since I plan to play more then you know when the downloading have a revolver on the corner it just keeps loading for ever and I got to restart the whole game which sends me to where I saved last

[open moth]

I never liked micah from the start

[stone jackal]

greet greet antagonize is always funny

[open moth]

Also did anyone keep the shire horse i did

[stone jackal]

BROO thats awful omg

i always have to keep saving bc i get worried

[open moth]

I also got a free horse for the ultimate edition

[stone jackal]

yees!!!! i always keep the raven shire

[open moth]

I hse autosave

Use

[stone jackal]

his name is etienne and my arabian is horchata

[open moth]

I do wonder can we ride other gang members horses

[stone jackal]

i also have an ardennes stabled and i think her name is gladyay because of portal

i didnt wanna use glados it was too miserable

[stone jackal]

i wish😔

u use taima in colter but thats it i think

i’d love to ride brown jack and silver dollar

[open moth]

I named him cookie and I the free horse i named goldship from umamusume and a mustang i have is sliver i named her ash

[open moth]

Lovely name for a horse

[stone jackal]

HAHA omg ive always wanted to get into umamusume

i love that

[open moth]

Also I didn't like the way colm was said im Irish and was like it's colom

[stone jackal]

yess shes charles’s horse🥹

i love what they name their horses sm

[open moth]

Bill has a nice horse

[stone jackal]

lolol yes there was dialogue between sean and kieran about that

[open moth]

And kieran

[open moth]

And Arthur's voice actor is Irish

[stone jackal]

i think arthurs actor also wanted to say colom but was told not to??I think

[open moth]

Yeah

[stone jackal]

yes omg i love branwen

[neon nimbus]

Antagonize antagonize defuse

[open moth]

Also they cut a lot from the house building mission

Bring the full cut of it back

[stone jackal]

they cut out sm of the game omg

pls bring back the molly o’shea missions

[open moth]

Abigali owes uncle for telling John to get that house

[open moth]

I liked kieran

[neon nimbus]

Like what do you mean we couldve borrow gang members horses but they removed that

[open moth]

What that was a thing

Noooooooo

[stone jackal]

i would’ve used taima and brown jack sm😔

[neon nimbus]

YES

[stone jackal]

i love the gangs horses so much

[open moth]

Taima same

And hoseas horse

[neon nimbus]

The count was so tough

[stone jackal]

yess silver dollar was adorable

[open moth]

Do you see that in chapter 6 Dutch doesn't clean his horse as much

[stone jackal]

YES omg i was actually so jealous i thought the count was gorgeous

[open moth]

Also am I insane because every time I use my horse or walk over to it I feed it and spend 20 mintues irl time brushing it

[neon nimbus]

I think they removed that because if one of the horses died what are they gonna do

[open moth]

Buy a new one

I keep looking for that horse need brandywine drop

[neon nimbus]

But the horses are supposed to be iconic

[open moth]

There is ment to be a nice looking horse there

It has never spanwed for me

[steady grove]

Good morning everyone

[stone jackal]

ohhh thats true

and all i can think of is like horse reviver or the horses owner coming to save them instead😭and just not letting arthur use the horse for a while

[neon nimbus]

Exactly

[odd ice]

Ow

[stone jackal]

🩹

[odd ice]

Thanked

W Elouin

[neon nimbus]

@stone jackal why are you bald

[stone jackal]

KM NOT

i have a beautiful full head of hair

[neon nimbus]

Your name

[stone jackal]

like ten strands

[neon nimbus]

That's alot wow

[stone jackal]

its a glitch

[neon nimbus]

Sureeeee

[stone jackal]

it says i have beautiful hair, my body is tea, and i can see well

[stone jackal]

W Gnome

ohio impressed

[neon nimbus]

Tea hmmm I don't like tea when they uhh what's its called they thing they pour tea with is fat

[stone jackal]

omg ur calling me a kettle

😢😢

[neon nimbus]

No no no

I'm.not calling you that

[stone jackal]

everyone here is SO mean to me

[neon nimbus]

Haha joke

Prank the hidden camera is there

[velvet island]

hello my goat

[carmine walrus]

heyhey i'm nice aren't i

[lunar tinsel]

Kate….

[neon nimbus]

Did she leave ?

Damn I feel bad

[velvet island]

no lol

[neon nimbus]

Thank god

[elder goblet]

Can you dye Arthur’s hair?

[neon nimbus]

No? I don't think so

[stone jackal]

woah ladies and gentlemen no need to reply all at once!!!!

[elder goblet]

Damn that’s sad he would be so cool with black hair

[neon nimbus]

Sure

[stone jackal]

hiii wooolieeeee

[stone jackal]

YES u are hiiii gracelynn

[carmine walrus]

hiiihii 😼

[elder goblet]

Does Arthur find love in the story? No spoilers

He’s so depressed

[hazy oyster]

not properly, some stuff happens but it doesn’t work out

[topaz spire]

Well

[stone jackal]

technically he did

[topaz spire]

I mean

Can’t spoil it though

[stone jackal]

if we could my arthurs going with a hot pink buzz

[elder goblet]

Somebody rate my fit in fashion

[elder goblet]

I’d give him long black hair

[dusk island]

Fart

[near zinc]

Good morning guys

[topaz spire]

Y’all I got a question

[elder goblet]

It’s 1:04 am

[near zinc]

Not here

Its a solid 7:04am

[stone jackal]

howdy

[topaz spire]

Is there a legendary alligator?

[stone jackal]

yeess

[neon nimbus]

It's 10:04 am here

[topaz spire]

Where can I find it?

Cause it’s not on the legendary animal map I don’t think

[neon nimbus]

Yep

[stone jackal]

i dont remenber which chapter but u can only unlock it after the mission with dutch in lagras

[neon nimbus]

Lagras

[topaz spire]

Okay. Thank you fellow RDRs

[stone jackal]

[velvet island]

are you trolling lol

[elder goblet]

No I’m on chapter 3

[velvet island]

how can someone answer the question without spoiling

[topaz spire]

You’ll find out basically

There’s a few

[elder goblet]

Idk a yes or no

[topaz spire]

Yes he did

[velvet island]

that would be a spoiler tho

[velvet island]

wat

[topaz spire]

What?

He did find love

Before

[neon nimbus]

Guys lemme create a theory

[stone jackal]

[neon nimbus]

Uhh Charles was apart of the skinner brothers back then that's why he uses a bow like them

[neon nimbus]

And sorry btw

[topaz spire]

Just not spoiling it

[stone jackal]

hmm i dont think we really know what gangs charles was previously in other than him just being on the run but i don’t think the skinner brother’s ideals and gang beliefs fit charles that well 🤔

i thjnk he just likesthe smooth kill of a bow along with the authenticity of it

[neon nimbus]

In the mission uncles bad day Charles knows where the skinner brothers are at when you kill the wagon driver and there was no trail whatsoever

[hazy oyster]

he follows a trail istg 🫩

[neon nimbus]

There is no trail

[velvet island]

he said in the story

[elder goblet]

Why does gambling give absolutely terrible money?

Why cant I bet atleast like $10?

[velvet island]

because its too easy to win at fillet

[hazy oyster]

there is 😭, a group of armed men dragging a much older man behind himself would leave a trail + you can always just follow the skinners you’re fighting since there’s so many of them

[neon nimbus]

I said when you kill the wagon driver

[velvet island]

no way lol

[neon nimbus]

Ah just forget it I wanted to make a theory It didn't work just leave it

[velvet island]

oh later locations do give bigger bets, so you can bet like $4 on blackjack in saint denis and $5 in blackwater

[elder goblet]

Ok that’s better atleast tired of betting 20 cents

[topaz spire]

I know that

[velvet island]

arthur doesnt find love in the story

[stone jackal]

cus they know i would win it all and everybody in rdr2 would go broke

[velvet island]

but how do you know what your cards are if you're blind

[earnest dust]

Said "Hi"

[neon nimbus]

True

[light thunder]

He finds lenny 🥹✌🏼

[abstract grotto]

Charles was in my gang we were called marriage or couple

(Satire)

💀

[carmine walrus]

yeah yeah slow down on the messaging bud

😭

[abstract grotto]

holding my horses

I am hilarious

okay sayonara habibti

[neon nimbus]

Hello

[agile musk]

most people in the game are broke, i do wish more high risk games were available in saint denis and blackwater like rdr1 though

[light thunder]

how MANY john’s are here

[velvet island]

so many bro

and so many arthurs

i remember just sitting and playing fillet in rdr1 to make money lol

[neon nimbus]

And I think I'm the only one that mods changed my name 3 times

[velvet island]

you're actually about the 10,000th person they've done that to

[neon nimbus]

Woah my reward because I'm the 100000th yea new number haha

[light thunder]

tuff

[neon nimbus]

And you havent been faked that's not fair

[light thunder]

i guess bro🫩✌🏼

nah but fr should i do it?

[neon nimbus]

Do?

[light thunder]

yes

[neon nimbus]

Do what

[light thunder]

You just said you haven’t faked should i do it?

[neon nimbus]

Yes fake yourself don't make mods do it

[finite sphinx]

Yo

[last bramble]

YO

[near zinc]

REAL MY BEAUTIFUL RAVEN SHIRE 🥹

[magic thicket]

imagine hating on ada wong

[near zinc]

I liked her until re6

With the whole Jake stuff

[magic thicket]

true, she did leon dirty

[near zinc]

Exactly twin

My beautiful boy

[magic thicket]

okay you valid

[near zinc]

Ty twin

See i have a reason

[magic thicket]

BUT

[near zinc]

I dont remember why i hate Chris tho

Oh

[magic thicket]

he's like, leon's hotter older brother

[near zinc]

But i did have a reason

[near zinc]

I think i dont like his vibes

And i think the fact he CASUALLY punched a bolder pmo too

[magic thicket]

LMAO

[near zinc]

I miss piers

[magic thicket]

but thats cool why you hatin

[near zinc]

Elite ball knowledge

[near zinc]

Wdym

[magic thicket]

he should've listened to chris...

he could've been saved

he had the plot armour and everything but decided it was over

[near zinc]

Oh for sure

I was deadass like hooting and hollering bc of it

I was so upset

[magic thicket]

Shit I don't blame you

he had soo much potential

[magic thicket]

have you tried RE9 yet?

[near zinc]

Already have it played

[magic thicket]

I've been trying to avoid spoilers since ages 😭 how is ittt

[near zinc]

Absolutely peak

All im gonna say tho is release it dont destroy it

[magic thicket]

Bet gng

[magic thicket]

What's that supposed to mean? Don't tell me if it's a spoiler

[near zinc]

Not a huge spoiler cause i didnt tell u what ur releasing and destroying or what happens

Im just saying release it

[magic thicket]

ugh

still a spoiler, I hate u jessica

[near zinc]

Well damn

My fault then

[magic thicket]

bro this dumb bot

[violet sequoia]

Spoilers were bound to be seen

[magic thicket]

I was joking 😭

[near zinc]

Uh huh

[violet sequoia]

Ive seen the ending more times on tiktok for re4 than i have actual re edits

[magic thicket]

re4 is like 2 decades old

spoilers shouldn't matter for it

BUT RE9

[violet sequoia]

I meant re9

[magic thicket]

it just got out 😭

oh

[violet sequoia]

I just woke up

[magic thicket]

it's alrighty

[violet sequoia]

And the only thing i thought of was re4 cuz i finished it yesterday

I need to the dlc thingy

[magic thicket]

I completed the og re4 in middle school without knowing you could save

[violet sequoia]

I saved over 30 times cuz o was scared my xbox would crash

I saved like twice at every checkpoint

[magic thicket]

VALID

same with god of war games cause they were gnarly

[violet sequoia]

I have never saved a game more than resident evil

In re2 i saved a lot aswell

[magic thicket]

I'm playing the remake for the first time, I've completed the ogs before though, wanna watch a stream?

[violet sequoia]

I have school

[magic thicket]

Oh bet

[violet sequoia]

Bro what the hell is your bio

😭😂

[near zinc]

Lovely re9

Unironically Game of the year

[near zinc]

Holy fuck 😭🙏🏻

[violet sequoia]

Waiting for lego batman

[violet sequoia]

I am replaying the best game ever

Lego marvel superheroes 1

[near zinc]

I preordered it

Its gonna be so good

Like arkham knight combat in a lego game is gonna be so peak

[magic thicket]

shush

[violet sequoia]

Yup

[magic thicket]

its soo philosophically intricate

[austere pier]

'sup

[fringe bison]

sup

[near zinc]

If u fucking say so pal 😭

[magic thicket]

heh, bet <3

[livid quarry]

Any Playstation people wanna play?

[near zinc]

I would but im going to school

[livid quarry]

Ok

[stuck verge]

[deft hound]

hii

[carmine walrus]

I can later, my psn is glynntx3

[light thunder]

yoo

[silent violet]

SAMEE

[rose stump]

Awesome

[rotund otter]

Does anyone got a xp glitch I’m lvl 6 rn

[forest gorge]

Wsggg yall

[bitter kayak]

hi there

hi yall

gm

[silent violet]

hi there fake arthur

[bitter kayak]

i aint fake arthur 😭

[abstract grotto]

Yoo

[bitter kayak]

neither real arthur

[abstract grotto]

My brother in arms

imposter Arthur type shit

[silent violet]

woah brotherly reunion

[bitter kayak]

yall can call me Peter

[abstract grotto]

[bitter kayak]

what 😭

[elder goblet]

I’m almost always broke but that’s why I wish I could bet more

[abstract grotto]

STOP

[elder goblet]

[bitter kayak]

watching tiktok rn ✌️

[elder goblet]

Why is fake Arthur here?

[bitter kayak]

i change my name my dog´s name still have fake arthur

[silent violet]

please do not give me tuberculosis

[bitter kayak]

imma change bc i had ts profile long time

[minor tendon]

How can I become a sheriff on rdr2

[elder goblet]

Must be a Driscoll in disguise

[bitter kayak]

brochacho i dont have tuberculosis

[minor tendon]

Or Hitman (Hitman is trickier)

[bitter kayak]

yall like my profile

[silent violet]

i don't think you can actually become a real sheriff

you can do bounty hunting tho

[bitter kayak]

sheriff abigail is bullying me 💔

[silent violet]

what did i do‼️😔

[bitter kayak]

bully

[silent violet]

when....😔

[bitter kayak]

now

[silent violet]

no.......😔

[bitter kayak]

yess

[silent violet]

liar.....😔

[bitter kayak]

not liar

[velvet island]

no bully

[bitter kayak]

bully

[silent violet]

liar.....😔

[bitter kayak]

not liar

btw

im doing bounty hunter Etta Doyle

who wants lot of money

yall can say im in

[silent violet]

me

jk

[bitter kayak]

damn

[bitter kayak]

i was about say ok

[fierce sorrel]

Got ya good

[bitter kayak]

what

[bitter kayak]

yoo new member

wsp

[fierce sorrel]

Nothing. Just missing Arthur

[bitter kayak]

sorry sheriff dyno

got warning

[carmine walrus]

ughh I hate how in "home improvment for beginners" uncle keeps encouraging john like; "its easy, come on!" "put your back into it, you got it!" like he aint blaming everything else on lumpy-a-hole (lumbago 😭)

like

lets see you try uncle

[bitter kayak]

what the fuk

[velvet island]

john is young and lumbagoless

[carmine walrus]

john is hot, thats what he is

[fierce sorrel]

I think u hate the unc

Guys. Are u on the wolf ending or the deer ending?

[carmine walrus]

I got deer this time--high honor

[rustic saffron]

my name is john

uh

[velvet island]

always deer

[rustic saffron]

scratch that

[fierce sorrel]

I love the wolf

[rustic saffron]

@short merlin karu

[carmine walrus]

I like my Arthur to be a good man

[fierce sorrel]

Also seeing arthur getting shot isn't something I like. But the wolf is good

[fierce sorrel]

Not to hate on Arthur.
Had he been a good man, he wouldn't have got TB

[carmine walrus]

I think of it as he was loyal to collect the debts for strauss

cause he realized near the end

[fierce sorrel]

I wish...
I FUCKIN WISH
He wore a mask to collect the debt

[carmine walrus]

despite all his complaining; which I don't blame him for

[frosty ore]

The way I see it, is outside of missions where you're forced to do less then honourable things. I always make the decision to do good things

[fierce sorrel]

I was high honored for a long time. But then I ended the game in the lowest honor.

Nevertheless, loved the game so much. Made a tattoo of it

[velvet island]

i make good decisions in missions and then rob npcs in free roam

[fierce sorrel]

I too make good decisions in game.
Rob npcs in real life

[carmine walrus]

no matter how many times I've played this game.. no matter how many times I've known this would happen.. no matter that I know everyone will die.. and finally, no matter that he's a video game character.. I still grieve Arthur's death everyday

[clear geyser]

i tried wearing a mask

game forced me to pull down my bandana

[carmine walrus]

i am still so pissed I didnt do the pig farm mission before the end

then John wouldn't have to complain about being so broke

[fierce sorrel]

Arthurs death should always be grieved.
Unwritten rule of the universe as we say it

[carmine walrus]

exactly how it should be

[frosty ore]

Please don't rob people irl

[fierce sorrel]

The only regret I had is.
I thought I will change my horse before starting the last mission.
I didn't know that the last mission would start without a pause.
I couldn't save him

[fierce sorrel]

Hey. Cops said the same thing.
Small world

[carmine walrus]

😭

[frosty ore]

Smh

[azure canopy]

hi

[frosty ore]

Hello

[azure canopy]

i just wokeup and i missed the bus for school

nice.

[vague walrus]

Hey there mister

[ruby nebula]

I gotta wake up in 2 hours to start farm chores 😭

[azure canopy]

well that sucks

[unborn birch]

Am i monster for not naming my horse

[fierce sorrel]

Yes

[ruby nebula]

You should’ve named it Twinkletoes.

Shame on you

[ember fable]

hi

[fierce sorrel]

I named my rdr online horse Arthur

[ember fable]

i named mine roast beef

[fierce sorrel]

Where's the real one

[ember fable]

idk

[velvet island]

always gonna love how you can jump off a moving train onto your horse

[ruby nebula]

Yeah cause that accuracy is VERY realistic 😭

[velvet island]

it feels so cool lol

rule of cool is invoked

[ruby nebula]

I feel like Batman jumping from building to building

For some odd reason..

[velvet island]

oh yeah

i think you can vault the balcony of the strawberry hotel room and land on your horse

[ruby nebula]

Yeah

[ember fable]

(in mind) i feel like hes batman....i just cant prove it..

[frigid quartz]

I'd rather do that

[ruby nebula]

Nah, he IS Batman.

[ruby nebula]

Trade me please

[ember fable]

HAHA

im johns evil cousin....john mustard.....

[ruby nebula]

Oh..?

[ember fable]

mwauuhahaha

[frosty ore]

Okay retep

[ember fable]

this is my honor in rdo

[carmine walrus]

honestly same 😭

[elder sapphire]

hi there mister

🤠

[ember fable]

idk how to get my honor up

[finite sphinx]

Who’s trying to play lmk

[elder sapphire]

donate more than 20 dollars in the camp

[carmine walrus]

maybe im not slow cause when I saw your name I read it as "john mustard" and then I saw this

[ember fable]

LOL

[carmine walrus]

they said rdo 💔

[elder sapphire]

ah

[ember fable]

[elder sapphire]

😔

[ember fable]

im sorry😔

[carmine walrus]

i hopped on discord to say this almost an hour ago and left my game running ever since 😭

[ember fable]

hahah

[carmine walrus]

time to go make my john build a house

[glass cosmos]

Goood morning yalll

[glass elk]

gm

[glass cosmos]

How are youuu ???

[glass elk]

brushing and feeding your horse every like a minute

[glass elk]

could be better

if i wasnt going to my highschool rn

[ember fable]

what if i dont have money to buy him food

or a brush

[glass elk]

you dont have 3,50$?

[frosty ore]

You get a free brush in story

Or atleast I do

[glass elk]

he was talking rdo

[glass elk]

i dont play it now but i remember a few things

[ember fable]

wouldnt u like to know weather boy

[glass elk]

[ember fable]

haha

@ashen hamlet any tips on how to get money on rdo?

gold cost?

bet

[hoary night]

Arthur?

[finite sphinx]

Anyone down to do x2 stuff add me on PSN: Yrgxdee

[oak dove]

Someone in this channel must've asked about finding players in a non-lfg (looking for group) channel. Please ask to find players in the proper lfg channels, being #xbox-lfg, #ps-lfg or #pc-lfg

[true creek]

I don't wanna go to schooool

I'm so tired all the time

[carmine walrus]

rip. I hated school so I js went homeschool

now i do what i want when i want

[runic schooner]

I came here just to say that john marston listens to tears for fears

[velvet island]

true

[neon nimbus]

Steamhappy

[neon nimbus]

Repeat that In a simpler way

[velvet island]

its a band

[true creek]

My parents are too busy to homeschool me. I'm glad it worked out for you

[runic schooner]

[neon nimbus]

Oh I don't know them

[runic schooner]

I dont have the sound effect so I cant use it 😭

[carmine walrus]

goodnight everyone (its almost 7am. I've been up since 5pm yesterday).

[fervent blade]

gn queen

[neon nimbus]

Blah blah blah I don't know some people

[runic schooner]

[neon nimbus]

Why you crying mam

[runic schooner]

YOU

EAT

BABIES

We all know you have to to survive

[neon nimbus]

We eat berries and and mushroom you fool

Or we did now none of us are left

[runic schooner]

Listen, everyone knows you have to, to survive! It ain't your fault!

TAHITI

[neon nimbus]

We are apart of rdr fandom we repeat the same three jokes ahh

[runic schooner]

Lennyyyyyyyyy

[crystal torrent]

We do

WE all do that, gang

[neon nimbus]

You do I don't

[forest nimbus]

i didnt

i brought no pizza

[restive cedar]

It’s at least average

Size doesn’t matter anyways, it’s about how you ride it that makes a difference

It was true tho (I’m done please don’t mute me again)

[sturdy flax]

wheres the pizza dudeee

[frosty ore]

Yes bikes can be pretty hard to ride if they're to small. That's why you have to buy a bike that's the correct size for you

[open moth]

You eat berries

Hehehehe I made a joke

[restive cedar]

You didn’t get the joke

[open moth]

Yep

[restive cedar]

I agree seriously, I think a horse that size would realistically find it hard to carry Arthur

[neon nimbus]

How late are you 🫩

[frosty ore]

Oh 😯 I'm sorry 🙁 Bikes are just very hard to ride if they're too small!

That's what I thought you were talking about!

[open moth]

Wdym

It's midday here

[frosty ore]

To the conversation

[neon nimbus]

I said that half an hour ago

[open moth]

Oh

[open moth]

Ik

I like making jokes from old messages

[young dock]

Hello

[frosty ore]

Hello

[open moth]

Hello there

[young dock]

Are we still alive

[neon nimbus]

Well alright then

[open moth]

Nope

Im dead

[restive cedar]

Yo how do y’all name your horses, I personally prefer to name them after figures in Greek and Roman Mythology. For example I named my Buttermilk Buckskin Kentucky Saddler after Boreas, a minor Greek god

[open moth]

I am an illusion

[young dock]

Same dw

[open moth]

I name them after anime characters

Got one named frieren

[young dock]

I give them simple names😭

[open moth]

It sleeps

[frosty ore]

I name them after Merlin/Arthurian legend characters

[young dock]

Mine is called Sierra

[restive cedar]

I think horses are too majestic for normal names, and normal human names don’t make sense for animals

[open moth]

I did used to name them after celtic folk.lore being irish myself

[frosty ore]

My dogs called basil

[restive cedar]

Tbh that makes much more sense for rdr

[open moth]

My dog is named princess

[open moth]

I named her when I was 5

[young dock]

True mostly im like “ill change it later” and then forget ti

[open moth]

Buell best horse

[frosty ore]

The horse you get with ultimate edition is my absolute favourite

[open moth]

I have that

Got full bonding

In the stable tho

For my shire horse

[frosty ore]

Reverse thoughbred my beloved

[restive cedar]

W horse indeed, I like to save the last veteran mission for John and end the playthrough with him

[frosty ore]

Banned for not using Rachel /lh

[open moth]

I love how John's treats his horse jack in rdr1 tho

Work you dam nag

Like damn man that horse should be your life

[true creek]

jack is...special

[frosty ore]

Arthur would've smacked him on the back of head

Don't treat your horse like that bap bap

[open moth]

Yeah

Arthur loves his horse

Every gang member loved there

Horse

[restive cedar]

Juan?

[true creek]

?

[restive cedar]

How do you not get that reference bro, that’s literally a stock Juan photo

[ember fable]

hello......rawr

[carmine walrus]

i gave up on sleep

[ember fable]

fair

[tribal wolf]

Good morning everyone

[carmine walrus]

good morninggg

[ember fable]

my name is john mustard!

[carmine walrus]

dewdewnewnewnewdewdewnewnewneeeew

[ember fable]

haha

[carmine walrus]

let me have a rule and a saw and a board and ill cut it

dewnewnew

[true creek]

I'm not chronically online

[ember fable]

i love my horsey and my horsey love me

[odd ice]

[carmine walrus]

john watch out agent ross is coming

dutch, van der linde gang its the gang im in

[ember fable]

ruh ro raggy

[carmine walrus]

robbin banks robbing trains

[odd ice]

It’s going to rain while I walk home today but I hate umbrellas

[ember fable]

they hate u too

[odd ice]

No they don’t because they’re inanimate objects

[ember fable]

nuh uh

[carmine walrus]

guys do I: A) lay in bed and watch rdr reels and then get bored and play rdr or B) play rdr (which I've already been playing for like 12 hours)

[ember fable]

a

[tribal wolf]

I'm on the filth rdr2 playthrough

[carmine walrus]

im almost on my third

[tribal wolf]

I cannot spell 😭 I'm so tired bro

[carmine walrus]

ripp

van winkle

[violet sequoia]

W

[ember fable]

🙁

[carmine walrus]

why the long face

[ember fable]

cuz i got 15 gun shot wounds

[violet sequoia]

Mad

[ember fable]

fr

[ember fable]

[carmine walrus]

I sobbed like SOBBED when my other bb, John died ☹️

like

shirt soaked

bedsheets soaked

tears

[ember fable]

u peed urself?

hahaha

[carmine walrus]

oh

[rich cipher]

bahahaha jesus ☠️

[carmine walrus]

I was like

so sad

[ember fable]

the mob silenced u

[carmine walrus]

my tears were on my sheets

[carmine walrus]

theyre denying my words

[ember fable]

hahahahaa

[muted igloo]

I'm saving marston chat

[ember fable]

tuff

[carmine walrus]

I always haveee

[ember fable]

truth...or lies....

[carmine walrus]

truth

ask my sister

[muted igloo]

What🥹

[ember fable]

i think u peed...

[carmine walrus]

nuhuh

[ember fable]

yuh huh

[carmine walrus]

like saved marston.. you mean the end right 😭

[ember fable]

mustardddddddd!

[carmine walrus]

mustarddd

[clear geyser]

mustards are cool

i like mustard ngl

[violet sequoia]

No

Stop lying

[ember fable]

fr

[ember fable]

twin...

[carmine walrus]

ok im not sleeping

i got 8 redbulls

we can do this

[ember fable]

YEAH

[ember fable]

u got this twinammon roll

[carmine walrus]

🥹 🫰

[ember fable]

🐸

[carmine walrus]

four wild berries, two coconut berry, one juneberry, and one watermelon

[ember fable]

tufffff

[muted igloo]

I meant from the island

[carmine walrus]

oh.

my bad

[ember fable]

oops

[tall sandal]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[ember fable]

@carmine walrus wake up

[carmine walrus]

im awake

[ember fable]

good

bro my gfs asleep im so bored

[stone jackal]

my tenth sense

[ember fable]

the all powerful....

[fallen rune]

ELOUIN why are you bald and fat

🥹

[stone jackal]

i dint KNOW.

ehy is your name untouched and beautiful

[fallen rune]

Mods hate you

[carmine walrus]

my man won't text me :Sob:

[stone jackal]

Yes bro

[fallen rune]

They love me (I changed it)

[stone jackal]

see this guy gets it

[ember fable]

poor diddums

[carmine walrus]

hes like

up in canada

😦

[hollow oar]

Lilith is also in Canada, beware

[fallen rune]

Silenced

[carmine walrus]

He texted 🤤

[fallen rune]

Diddums 😢

[ember fable]

oooo gracelynn the goodie two shows got told off by ai

[carmine walrus]

shushhh itt boy

[hollow oar]

By AI?

[stone jackal]

He wkl get smote down and executed for not messaging back

[carmine walrus]

ill send you the coordinates 🥹

we can all pull a

[ember fable]

make me meanie

[fallen rune]

The bot

[carmine walrus]

"get down here now you inbred trash" moment

[stone jackal]

HAHA yes omg

[peak belfry]

I haven't started a English assignment we had like some weeks to do that was due yesterday

Am I cooked

[ember fable]

no u

[hollow oar]

Lmao. Bots = AI. This is insult to AI 😂

[stone jackal]

pan fried

[fallen rune]

Yes

[stone jackal]

i swear theyre mods

[carmine walrus]

nuhh uhh

[stone jackal]

and they HATE me

[fallen rune]

I have a shit ton of work for seminar and haven’t started

[peak belfry]

🥀🥀🥀🥀

[fallen rune]

[fallen rune]

Mods undercover maybe…

[stone jackal]

chud

[hollow oar]

[stone jackal]

i lowkey havent done any work for my english class all week

[fallen rune]

Gee I sure am glad I’m not fat bald and blind

[hollow oar]

Well i see nothing

[stone jackal]

i will SMACK you

[fallen rune]

I don’t get that English is an easy class

[stone jackal]

IT IS its just so nothingburger

[peak belfry]

It's pissy not hard

[fallen rune]

No don’t touch me

[fallen rune]

Ap lit is when it gets annoying

[peak belfry]

What year are yalls

[light prawn]

I hate myself for hating molly back then

[carmine walrus]

he's telling me the thing he takes before the gym is 7 and a half redbulls at once

[fallen rune]

Senior 😢

[stone jackal]

grwde 10

[carmine walrus]

junior 😨

[stone jackal]

omg molly oshea

[peak belfry]

What year is that dude, idfk what year that shit is

[fallen rune]

12TH

[stone jackal]

hiw could anybody hate her😭😭

[peak belfry]

What's the difference between grade and year

[light prawn]

Unfortunately paying taxes and getting a mid wage

[stone jackal]

ih my god youre so OLD

[fallen rune]

Hang in there twin

[scarlet pecan]

anyone want a waygon run?

[peak belfry]

Unc

[fallen rune]

ALRIGHT pal

ALRIGHT

[stone jackal]

I have no idea english isnt vevne my first langauge

[peak belfry]

How are ur kids dude

[light prawn]

Lots of rdr2 players just hate women

[carmine walrus]

It's like saying "I'm not sexist I just appreciate traditional roles"

[light prawn]

Kids in this economy is basically sentencing yourself to live paycheck to paycheck, more than I already am anyways

[peak belfry]

Oh damn

[stone jackal]

it confuses me so much like u literally participate a protest as arthur

wdym u hate the women in the game

[peak belfry]

My brother already got a whole ass family, a girlfriend and a baby, they live at home still but yea

[stone jackal]

along with like the weird amount of videos there are of people beating up thh girl in saint denis who advocates for her voting rights😭

[light prawn]

They hate that their manly alpha man game involves offensive things such as women

[peak belfry]

Dude yk when like people in the gang don't want u causing trouble in certain areas?

[ember furnace]

people have their own types of humor tbh

yeah it’s werid ovb

[fallen rune]

In Rhodes?

[light prawn]

Misogyny jokes are far too normalized, it desensitizes people to the point where they laugh at it

[stone jackal]

yees

[stone jackal]

exactly omg

[peak belfry]

Yea, is that the only time or is there more?

[stone jackal]

wdym beating up women in a video game is rhe funniest thing wver to you

[fallen rune]

That’s the only time

[peak belfry]

Oh

[light prawn]

Dutch pretty much stops caring after so

[fallen rune]

I found out it means you can take a dead body right up to the sheriff and he won’t do shit

[stone jackal]

have u tried this

[fallen rune]

Yes

[ember fable]

yuh huh

[stone jackal]

it also means if u get into a fight with someone in rhodes u cannot shoot them if its a 4v1

[light prawn]

From my experience its not as uncommon as one may think

[stone jackal]

Okay.

[carmine walrus]

I know my rights, and the first amendment happens to be freedom of speech

[fallen rune]

Sometimes you can snipe them from really far

[fallen rune]

bad elouin

[ember fable]

mercuh

[carmine walrus]

just that excludes you

[ember fable]

im austrailian i dont get freedom

[light prawn]

Peculiar sticker

[fallen rune]

Oh my god stay safe out there

[carmine walrus]

im american, sure as hell aint free here

[peak belfry]

Ts is discord not social studies you don't have rights💔

[fallen rune]

CRAZY

[ember fable]

wym by tht

[peak belfry]

Freedom?

[fallen rune]

Do you own a kangaroo

[carmine walrus]

screw you too

[fallen rune]

Can I steal your kangaroo

[stone jackal]

Dog

[ember fable]

battlefeilds dresssed as schools...

[light prawn]

I just realized discord hierarchies are so bad

[carmine walrus]

exactlyyy

[ember fable]

no

[fallen rune]

Especially in Texas bro

[stone jackal]

caden you chud get yuor own kangaroo

[fallen rune]

Well too bad pal

No I want to steal johns

[ember fable]

nooo

[ember furnace]

It will never end

[light prawn]

Thats the fucking problem mate, if you make jokes it surely won't end

[ember fable]

we are now besties

[light prawn]

Stop disguising it as humor

Its misogyny in its fullest

[carmine walrus]

I thought we already was

[ember fable]

we were

[ember fable]

wait...

[ember fable]

how old r u

[carmine walrus]

almost 17

[ember fable]

im 13.....

[light prawn]

One of you two is going in a list..

[fallen rune]

🤯

[carmine walrus]

heyheyyy

[stone jackal]

no seriously😭like idk how u guys could take a whole groups struggles and just water it down to haha funny im beating thisbgirl up cus shes annoying

[ember fable]

thts ok i got friends tht are 19

[stone jackal]

ouuuu gracelynnnn

[carmine walrus]

shhhh

[fallen rune]

That’s really interesting

[peak belfry]

Dude I had a val 5 stack once and we were like 8, 11, 13, 16, and like 24

[carmine walrus]

😭

I'm in this other gang and it literally ranges from like 12-28

[peak belfry]

I lwk forgot tho it was like ages ago but smth like that

[ember fable]

ikk

[light prawn]

Its what years of desensitization does to society, people call jokes about serious issues "just dark humor"

[ember fable]

EW

[stone jackal]

everybodys so darn old

[ember fable]

fr

[light prawn]

I dont think that could end well

[carmine walrus]

its been goin on for years lmaoo

[peak belfry]

If they're like actually good people imo when your youngish it's good to have some friends decently older than you

[ember fable]

sm1 is on a list fs

[peak belfry]

Asking as they're not diddlers

[carmine walrus]

theyre awesome people

[light prawn]

4 year age gap is fine but 16 year age gap is a little crazy

[fallen rune]

Bro what

[light prawn]

Ummm

[fallen rune]

So uhhh

[carmine walrus]

what I didnt say anything

[peak belfry]

If it's 12-28 then that's lil crazy but if it's like 20-36 as friends then it's not that bad

[ember fable]

bro u were 15 dating a 18 yr old?

[fallen rune]

We definitely saw that

[carmine walrus]

we js got together this year lmao

but hey guys

it aint so bad

[ember fable]

phew

[carmine walrus]

my mom was 13 and my dad was 18

[fallen rune]

So you’re 16 dating a 19 year old or am I misunderstanding

[ember fable]

...

[light prawn]

Ermmm

[stone jackal]

well duhhh cus the latter are both legal ages

[ember fable]

my mum was 17 and my dad was 14

[stone jackal]

[carmine walrus]

Yes I am

[peak belfry]

This dude ik he's like shorter than me, smaller in like just body and stuff, looks around the same age or maybe a lil younger to some I just found out the other day he's like 16 next month I didn't realize he was a holy unc

[light prawn]

This is all kinda crazy yall...

[stone jackal]

like just a lil

[fallen rune]

Is this not illegal or what

[carmine walrus]

crazy world im living in

[ember fable]

fr

[hidden robin]

Guys

Guys

[ember fable]

im such a fat chud😔

[hidden robin]

Guys

[fallen rune]

What

[carmine walrus]

well we aint done nothin, and im almost the legal age of consent

[stone jackal]

hello sasuke911

[peak belfry]

So do u js get him to buy u stuff instead of a fake id or smth

[hidden robin]

Hi

[stone jackal]

hiii

[hidden robin]

Anyone who wants to see a torn apart hair dryer dm me

[carmine walrus]

I should try that

[fallen rune]

Help what

[peak belfry]

Have you not done that yet??????

[light prawn]

Thats interesting..

[fallen rune]

I need to see this

[hidden robin]

Dm if u want

[carmine walrus]

no, I have my sources for certain things

[ember fable]

guys

guys

[carmine walrus]

huhh

[fallen rune]

Wha

[peak belfry]

Oh ur family drink alot or smth

[ember fable]

im such a fat chud nvm😔

[carmine walrus]

we aint alcoholics no, but they let me

[fallen rune]

Yeah you are

[ember fable]

stfu caden

[carmine walrus]

im responsable

[peak belfry]

Oh, I only drink like sometimes when other do😔

[fallen rune]

Execution tomorrow

[stone jackal]

i dintthink we cna talk avout underrage drinking or anything like that

[carmine walrus]

oh crap

[stone jackal]

For caden yes pls

[ember fable]

AHHH

[fallen rune]

Definitely not

NO for John

Not Caden I think we should all love Caden

[stone jackal]

Say I if caden should be executed

[ember fable]

real

[stone jackal]

say nay if elouin is cute

[carmine walrus]

ughhh u guys in a bit i woke be able to talk or play for a week 😮‍💨

[ember fable]

nay

[carmine walrus]

NAY

[fallen rune]

This guy gets it