general

[vivid wave]

its your birthday? happy birthday

[odd ice]

Why am I orange

[gilded shale]

everyone jump fake john marston he lied (in all caps)

[fathom herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-birthdaycat-birthday-cute-gif-11989674946412186826

[misty slate]

Lilith what is your burfday

[odd ice]

I want to be fake Barney how do I do that

[misty slate]

Awww

[topaz gull]

its my birth year

[odd ice]

Job application Hi I wan t to work at Barney Calhoun please

[fresh jungle]

hello

[odd ice]

You can work at Barney Calhoun Blue Shift from Half-Life series now

[vivid wave]

[fathom herald]

how are the kittens doing

[gilded shale]

i eat babies

[topaz gull]

same

[gilded shale]

WOAHH

[stone jackal]

Dude….U cnat say j*b….

[fresh jungle]

you wouldn't happen to be tall and covered in hair would you

[odd ice]

Yes I can I want a job so bad @Black Mesa hire me

[gilded shale]

baby eater(in all caps)

[topaz gull]

Cap (in all caps)

[odd ice]

@Black Mesa hire me so I can get Virtual Reality headset

[misty slate]

They’re good! Just super messy.. and mom is already frustrated with them 😭
She’s already talking about finding a home for them. Which is sad, I was hoping we’d be able to keep the lucky babies :(

[near meadow]

you have to guess, it's sometime between january 1st and december 31st

[gilded shale]

march 7th

[near meadow]

no

[fathom herald]

aw kitties can be a lot of work

[odd ice]

Black Mesa: OK Fake John Marston! we’ll hire you and give $100,000,000 for all VR headset

[topaz gull]

january the 46

[gilded shale]

march 8th

[near meadow]

double no

[misty slate]

Girl what… December 32nd

[gilded shale]

march 9th

[odd ice]

Me: Wow Black Mesa thanks so much I hate Aperture Science Blaperture

[devout crown]

our time is past john..

[topaz gull]

every day in history

[misty slate]

Yeah, I’m probably gonna give them a bath while mom is outside to help her out

[white zealot]

shut up fake john

[near meadow]

you all ran out of guess, you suck at guessing and are lame

[odd ice]

No my name is Black Mesa security guard now sorry

[gilded shale]

june 1st

[odd ice]

I’m going to get it legally changed in April

[misty slate]

I wanted to be ready to tell you happy birf

[topaz gull]

om sigma

[fathom herald]

maybe some friends of the family will take them in and you can still visit

[devout crown]

our time is past Black Mesa security guard now..

[odd ice]

(space space sorry)

[near meadow]

you'll only know from someone saying it on that day or i'll have a status so best not be skipping my birthday smh

[misty slate]

Yeah!! Hopefully :3 they’re very pretty, and I’ve always wanted to raise one from a kitten since I didn’t get to experience it with River

[glass elk]

april 20

[misty slate]

Ima find out trust

[fathom herald]

when i see your name i always think frank sinatra

[supple tangle]

mmm Frank Sinatra

[gilded shale]

where tf do you see frank sinatra in volare

[white zealot]

FRANK SINATRA MENTIONED

[odd ice]

I would boost the server for the nickname benefits. But I have cooldown oh no haha 🙂😁

[odd ice]

I have cooldown boosting transfer

[gilded shale]

okay fake john marston lets take your meds

[glacial portal]

his music must taste great

[supple tangle]

it does also HIHIHI

[odd ice]

I only take Tylenol sometimes

[glacial portal]

LOL hihi !

[supple tangle]

hru??

[gilded shale]

hello random guy™: ultra deluxe

[odd ice]

Two Time

[glacial portal]

im good ! hru ?

[odd ice]

Two Time

[hidden robin]

Hello son.

[supple tangle]

doing good! little eepy but we ball

[gilded shale]

what is it fake john marston

[supple tangle]

fake John fake marathon

Marston

[glacial portal]

thats good ! and lol thats real

[odd ice]

I think you are kind

[white zealot]

MARATHON

[gilded shale]

who just

[devout crown]

furry furry furry furry furry furry furry furry furry furry

[frosty ore]

Crine

[fathom herald]

[glass elk]

[supple tangle]

[glass elk]

when will steamhappy be an emoji here

[misty slate]

I threw my sisters shoe outside 😭

[gilded shale]

NEVER

[fathom herald]

when im dead

[white zealot]

[supple tangle]

yes please I need it to be

[odd ice]

When will Lambda emoji be here haha

[glass elk]

[white zealot]

why would you do that….

[supple tangle]

[gilded shale]

everyone say yay if ur in favor of steamhappy being an emoji

all not in favor say nay

[hidden robin]

yay

[topaz gull]

cat died yesterday

[gilded shale]

oh

[frosty ore]

Oh

[hidden robin]

damn that sucks

[topaz gull]

R.I.P. cat you will be ever missed

[frosty ore]

That's uh bad timing

[white zealot]

[glass elk]

damn so sorry

[gilded shale]

can you like

say that any other time

[misty slate]

She keeps leaving them in the middle of the floor right beside the shoe rack, we all trip over them all the time. We’ve been telling her to do it for months and she hasn’t. So a few days ago mom threw them both outside. Today I threw one outside

[near meadow]

chat

ban steam

[gilded shale]

we're announcing our joy and you just said your cat is dead

[hidden robin]

[white zealot]

OH HELP BAHDAJJSJ

deserved

[glacial portal]

[gilded shale]

okay uh

anyways

[topaz gull]

cat died from flying to jupiter

[frosty ore]

Death doesn't happen at opportune times

[misty slate]

Real..

[fathom herald]

does steam let you actually gift to your friends unlike xbox

[topaz gull]

then cat was exploded

[gilded shale]

what

[odd ice]

Imagine a burger

[hidden robin]

uh huh

[white zealot]

this horse is peak…..

[frosty ore]

Xbox doesn't let you do that?

[topaz gull]

then fake john marston threw a molotov at cat

[frosty ore]

Yknow what else is peak

[odd ice]

No he didn’t?

[fathom herald]

not if you don't live in the same country

[white zealot]

stop it merlin you can't say that here

[frosty ore]

That sucks ass

[topaz gull]

ive killed all my horses in chapter 2 like 40 times

[white zealot]

[topaz gull]

just so i get 0 honor for the PS5 trophy 😭

[frosty ore]

I know I know 🙁

[vivid wave]

and you killed your cat in a chapter of your life

[near meadow]

i wanna say yes but i'm not 100% sure lmao i know steam families only work for same country

[frosty ore]

On steam you can give gifts

[gilded shale]

all in favor of steam happy being an emoji say yay

[topaz gull]

i hope i finna got 0 honor

[fathom herald]

outside of your own country?

[topaz gull]

i jst checked

[frosty ore]

Yes

[vivid wave]

I guess you could get that trophy if you go full high honour too

[frigid quartz]

My phone just randomly crashed and nothing was appearing on screen then I get hit with "Moto Launcher not responding" tf you mean 😔

[topaz gull]

i do have 0 honor now

[misty slate]

I’m gonna try to bathe the kittens

[odd ice]

Barney

[gilded shale]

have you asked moto launcher to respond

[white zealot]

it means your moto launcher is not responding

[frosty ore]

I've given people gifts who are from like the Netherlands, and got gifts from people from like America and the Netherlands 😭

[topaz gull]

only reason i use my ps5 for rdr2 is to flex trophys

[white zealot]

good luck 🙏

[odd ice]

By the way guys I’m best friends with Steam and Valve

[frosty ore]

Moto Moto likeesss uuuu

[gilded shale]

prove it fake john marston

[fathom herald]

w steam

[white zealot]

STOP

[vivid wave]

I guess what happened is your Moto launcher is not responding

[frigid quartz]

Yes, it wants me restart all the time 😔

[odd ice]

No

[topaz gull]

this is such a kind, loving community

[gilded shale]

get outta hear jjk sucks

[odd ice]

Hear

[topaz gull]

i didnt pick my name cuh

[odd ice]

LGBTQ

[fathom herald]

that you?

[gilded shale]

yep thats me

[near meadow]

chat ban cat's simps

[topaz gull]

the gods

forced it on me

[gusty star]

Wsp guys

[hidden robin]

wsp

[gilded shale]

how about we just ban cat

[fathom herald]

tf

[odd ice]

Where does the P go in LGBTQIA2S+

[topaz gull]

i made a heavenely pact with the gods forcing my name to turn to it is now

[white zealot]

no cat slander

[vivid wave]

Shake it a little...let it loose and lighten up then it'll respond

[gilded shale]

im not in there thank you very much

[gilded shale]

im not special enough to go in the title

[frosty ore]

Are you being homophobic rn

[gilded shale]

also where tf did u get a 2

[hidden robin]

pythagorian therom

[odd ice]

No why

[frigid quartz]

The fact if I shake my phone the flashlight will turn on LMAO

[odd ice]

Is that a Google question

Rather than a Discord question

[frosty ore]

No, just usually people who say that are being homophobic

[gilded shale]

its ok to be homophobic fake john marston you can say it!!

[vivid wave]

Even the phone gives out something white output when it's shaken up

[topaz gull]

huh

[topaz gull]

so true i am infact...

NOT homophobic

[odd ice]

Really?? Also I googled it and it’s LGBTQIPA2S+

That’s pretty cool

[topaz gull]

i aint readin all at

[odd ice]

Alright pal

[gilded shale]

where the FUCK did the 2 come from

[vivid wave]

The white flash

[odd ice]

Two-spirit

[olive terrace]

It's 10pm and I wanna play RDR2 but I'm too tired

I'll probably do more hunting tomorrow

[frigid quartz]

Yeah I'm shaking it so extreme, it's seeing the light at the end of the tunnel

[frigid pendant]

hii!

[hidden robin]

Herbert Moon

[topaz gull]

i stayed up all night speedrunning 100% platinium trophy for RDR2

[olive terrace]

You can sell animals you hunt in valentine's right?

[hidden robin]

yeah

[glass elk]

To butcher

ye

[olive terrace]

RDR2 may be the first game I plat

[woven geyser]

[river fiber]

does anyone know where i can find cardnials in rdr2

[olive terrace]

Yeah cause I don't think I got money from Pearson which is a bit of a pain

[odd ice]

Your name missing letters

[glass elk]

It was the first game I bought on steam, first game i 100% and first game im going to plat

[olive terrace]

W

[frigid pendant]

how do i get more gold?

[fathom herald]

do it

[fathom herald]

in online?

[woven geyser]

I kown an admin did it

[frigid pendant]

yeppers

[glass elk]

10 free gold if you set up 2FA

[vivid wave]

I'll fill up the tunnel with all of that smooth white flash that even the tunnel would overflow with that amount of white light intensity

[fathom herald]

dailies, bounties (if you have BH), CTAs, stranger missions, story missions

[gilded shale]

and what about other gold

[topaz gull]

did everyone all the sudden lose brain cells :D including me

[odd ice]

That’s cool I want missing letters

[frigid quartz]

What does this even mean 🥀

[white zealot]

i can't tell if 16 star c4 is being freaky or not

[frigid quartz]

It's literally giving off those vibes 😭

[vivid wave]

Bruv trynna find cardnials since 1899

[odd ice]

Yeah 4^2 is 16

[white zealot]

crine 😭

[topaz gull]

ill fill up the tunnel with all of that Cow milk thats smooth cow milk the tunnel would overflow with that amount of milk intentsity

[river fiber]

i havent found a signle one yet

[bright heron]

what did i come back to

guys what the heck

[topaz gull]

i just found out the cow was a bull

[frigid pendant]

tysm!

[vivid wave]

At this point I'm just making shi up...I guess really need to butter up my bread so I could fill the black hole with some white light

[odd ice]

Cows aren’t bulls

[frigid pendant]

how do i do that?

[odd ice]

Not possible

[woven geyser]

It lowk sucks cause u can’t change it

[topaz gull]

nuh uh

[gilded shale]

yo guys wish me luck so that my game doesnt crash

[vivid wave]

Love some of that cow milk in my mouth

[frigid quartz]

Unlucks your wishes

[odd ice]

Cows are female cattle and bulls are. Not

[topaz gull]

here

[vivid wave]

Tf am I even saying

[gilded shale]

jokes on you i didnt GET any wishes yet

[vivid wave]

Gwak gwak 3000

[topaz gull]

i just found out it was bulls milk not cow milk mb

[velvet island]

the capitale missions are really good rn

[odd ice]

Cows are mothers 💙

[true creek]

[bright heron]

i am NOT new 🥹

[frigid quartz]

Well It's pre-approval, so whatever wishes you get, get denied 🤌🏻

[topaz gull]

it was made from bull saliv

[fathom herald]

how much gold you getting per? i cant remember the payouts for those

[white zealot]

shhhhhhh

[topaz gull]

saliva ewwwwww

[odd ice]

Guys I’m also not new

[gilded shale]

fuck you i got error fffff

[glass elk]

Log in rockstar social club online go to account settings and 2 step verification

[odd ice]

Don’t say that word

[vivid wave]

Have you checked yt for exact location

[gilded shale]

which one

[frigid quartz]

LMAO? 😭

[odd ice]

The f word

[velvet island]

idk it seems to vary a bit but i swear i got like 3 on one

at least 1.5

[gilded shale]

why

[river fiber]

no lol

[vivid wave]

Even better

[topaz gull]

can u customize ur character in read dead online or sum i keep seeing pepole with tall lookin johns

[velvet island]

problem is you gotta grind out the capitale first

[odd ice]

Barney says it

[topaz gull]

help

[dim river]

hello world i jist finished my workout

[gilded shale]

who tf is barney

aint that a dinosaur

[true creek]

LOL???

[odd ice]

Barney Calhoun

[dim river]

no

u cant

[vivid wave]

I guess you should If you aren't getting any

[topaz gull]

and lava horses

that are HUGE

[white zealot]

how was it

[dim river]

you know what else is huge

[vivid wave]

Help is what bull asks when I milk it up

[dim river]

Refreshing

[topaz gull]

thats not ninjas low taper fade

its..

[odd ice]

Cara cara oranges

[topaz gull]

chyper pk with dread locks and braids

[glass elk]

Everyone say yay if youre in favor of steamhappy being an emoji

say nay if youre not

[topaz gull]

yay

the admins fear me

[true creek]

hell yeah

[hazy oyster]

yay

[fathom herald]

everyone say yay if we should add steamhappy then ban volare after

[hazy oyster]

yay

[odd ice]

Yay

[topaz gull]

yay

[true creek]

I js finish zootopia 2
it was better than I thought

[odd ice]

Nay

[hazy oyster]

first they came for steamhappy, and I did not say anything because I wasn’t a steamhappy…

[fathom herald]

LILITH

[fathom herald]

where is antihappycat role

[white zealot]

hapycat mentioned

🥹

[odd ice]

Everyone console player

[vivid wave]

Agree

[topaz gull]

the law fears me 🐺

[misty slate]

They still stink….

[hazy oyster]

I fear TB 🦌

[misty slate]

I did two rounds of dawn..

[white zealot]

skill issue

[misty slate]

And they smell the same as they did before 😭

[velvet island]

people can lasso you through walls? the fuck

[topaz gull]

can i be the TB 🐺 to your arthur 🦌

[fathom herald]

stinky kitties?!

[hazy oyster]

no you can’t kill me

[velvet island]

bruh

lasso is so stupid lol

[misty slate]

Yeah- they’re really messy with the wet food, basically playing in it, and they still smell like the wet food

[glass elk]

Tahiti Beauty?

thats what TB stands for yeah?

[odd ice]

I love

[hazy oyster]

Public Volare execution

[frigid pendant]

alright thank you^^

[topaz gull]

🐺 "stares at you intentsely with aura farming" what i imagine the wolf act thinks when he is aura farming on arthur

[dim river]

i advocate

[white zealot]

i'm giggling what the fuck

[odd ice]

Garry’s Mod

[glass elk]

❓

[misty slate]

They fell asleep

[hazy oyster]

thank you Tessa

[dim river]

also this guy too

get him gone

[misty slate]

Trying to escape the towel

[fathom herald]

get some of that cheap baby soap next time you go to the store, yk which one i mean? johnson & johnson or something. they smell nicer than dawn and cheaper too, more gentle on their skin

[hazy oyster]

yep

[dim river]

of course ugly pfp haver

[hazy oyster]

prepping the rope rn we gonna have a double execution

[misty slate]

Ohh okie, I’ll tell mom :3

[fathom herald]

might help them from being stinky

[true creek]

[near meadow]

see chat, i can even get straight women screaming my name, that's how good i am

[deft quail]

so

what even IS deadeye?

does john and arthur just have god powers to slow down time or what

[vivid wave]

An eye that is dead

[fathom herald]

https://tenor.com/view/caitlyn-kiramman-ponytail-arcane-caitlyn-kiramman-act-3-iii-arcane-arcane-season-2-gif-4886824807417228832

[hazy oyster]

it’s Arthur having a heart attack

[deft quail]

ah thanks man

[white zealot]

caitlyn…..

[vivid wave]

Happy to help partner

[hazy oyster]

canonically it’s the experience of time slowing down as you organically die but then your heart auto restarts

[misty slate]

April 3rd.

[topaz gull]

its when arthur thinks "i love ma horsey and ma horsey looooove me" or when john thinks "my wife hates me" or when red harlow thinks "MOMMY DADDY NEOOOOOO"

[near meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vi-vi-wink-vi-arcane-arcane-wink-gif-23870579

[near meadow]

nope

[misty slate]

Hoe what

[odd ice]

I like Mel Arcane and also Jinx Arcane

[frosty ore]

[true creek]

do i rewatch arcane again

[near meadow]

wdym what you hoe

[deft quail]

no

[near meadow]

WDYM

[white zealot]

everyone shut up i'm gonna play wordle to ragebait myself

[vivid wave]

I think it signifies how good sharpshooter they are cus is does aim lock and everything at very accurate part of body

[topaz gull]

look up at my explanation its 10x better

[deft quail]

also ive never played red dead online

how does dead eye work there

if two players are having a shootout

do they just

[topaz gull]

its when arthur thinks "i love ma horsey and ma horsey looooove me" or when john thinks "my wife hates me" or when red harlow thinks "MOMMY DADDY NEOOOOOO" This is how dead eye works.

[glass elk]

no time slow

[fathom herald]

chat

CHAT

[odd ice]

🐈‍⬛

[uncut crystal]

im listening to straight fire🥹✌

[fathom herald]

what kinda food should i get for my bday dinner

[velvet island]

depends on what ability card you equip but no it doesnt slow time

[vivid wave]

Yes bro JJK actually do suck

[velvet island]

your favorite

[deft quail]

so it has no use in online

[odd ice]

Birthday

[topaz gull]

uncle without lumbago tho solos entire verse

[uncut crystal]

its also ur bday

?

🥹

[glass elk]

i guess it does

[fathom herald]

twin?

[uncut crystal]

twin🥹🥹

[odd ice]

ASMR?

[misty slate]

What do you like? I would say treat yourself with steak but Idk if you like steak-

[deft quail]

uncle without lumbago could solo goku

[uncut crystal]

is what im listening to fire

[odd ice]

No

[topaz gull]

true

[uncut crystal]

cap

pure fire

[vivid wave]

I've always wondered about that too cause I've never played online too

[prime quail]

February 19th has been banned
This day will now be scrubbed from history as just a blank day. We shall go from Feb 18th to 20th.

[river fiber]

i am actully gonna cry i looked up a video and got my cardninal

[fathom herald]

i was thinking about one of the korean bbq places where you cook food at the table, have you been to one before?

[topaz gull]

guys february 19th my fav day

[fathom herald]

THATS NOT HOW LEAP YEAR WORKS

[odd ice]

What are you talking about

[vivid wave]

Congratulations bro...finally you got it

[topaz gull]

my son...

its been forever my child..

[misty slate]

No sadly not :( Louisiana isn’t very fancy 😭 but I’d like to! They sound so good

[velvet island]

someone recommended this to me recently

[odd ice]

Who wants to be my friend

[frosty ore]

Unless everyone wished you happy birthday on the wrong day 💔 rip everyone who wished you happy birthday on the wrong day

[topaz gull]

me

[fathom herald]

i will send pics so you guys can see

[near meadow]

quit cheating like jamie smh

[odd ice]

OK ❤️ yay ❤️

[deft quail]

do you enjoy partaking in the consumption of fine cheddar?

[misty slate]

She cheated for me

[topaz gull]

my arthur is addicted to cigars

[frosty ore]

I did

[odd ice]

I like mozzarella

[topaz gull]

and my johns addicted to rum

[frosty ore]

I did the cheating 💔

[deft quail]

my arthur is an alcoholic

[deft quail]

good enough

[near meadow]

i'm telling nyx that not only are you a cheater, you made someone else cheat for you instead of doing it yourself smh

[topaz gull]

my arthur also really like Coke

[frosty ore]

Yes

[vivid wave]

Rela rela rela rela cheese mozzarella

[uncut crystal]

spending my bday on a rdr discord server aha

[white zealot]

gang i finished my wordle

[uncut crystal]

i got my ready tho

[uncut crystal]

IS THAT

[misty slate]

SHE OFFERED

[uncut crystal]

VSAUCE

[near meadow]

jamie a cheater and made merlin do the cheating

[frosty ore]

What a sad little life jane /ref /lh

[white zealot]

yes

[frosty ore]

ill do the wordle rn

[uncut crystal]

YAY

[uncut crystal]

its true tho

[white zealot]

i got it on the last row LMAO

[odd ice]

Guys guess when my birthday is

[fathom herald]

new server lore dropping on my bday

[odd ice]

You’re right

[topaz gull]

shh. rest in peace. 67,skibidi toilet, intalian brainrot? it was all just a myth. its 2020. pack your bags

[vivid wave]

30th Feb

[deft quail]

lwk wish i could time travel so i can js leave a happy meal somewhere in 1899

[uncut crystal]

im turning 15 and i haven't dated once, no valetine, 0-20 in relationship attempts, 10 rdr playthroughs🥹

[misty slate]

The kittens are trying to crawl under my skin I think

[topaz gull]

relatable

[tawny robin]

I have sucessfully 100%'d Hardcore RDR1, 100%'d Expert Targeting Undead Nightmare, and got all of the achievements for both

[uncut crystal]

they call me 0010

[deft quail]

On valentines day i burned down valentine and got max bounty

[odd ice]

I’ve never dated a man

[deft quail]

I havent dated a man either

this is because im straight

[odd ice]

Me too

[topaz gull]

i have 1.5k bounty in every area of rdr2 and still no one wants me 🥹 i havent had a single bounty hunter on me

[misty slate]

I took River off the back of the chair I’m sitting on cause I’m holding the kittens, then she got back on it, and now she’s hissing and growling

[vivid wave]

Straight into the man's gwak gwak

[fathom herald]

WHO SAID BAN

[frosty ore]

I didn't kiss a man till I was 18, didn't kiss a girl till I was 16, and didn't properly date someone till I was 18. You got time. Dont panic

[odd ice]

I lied sorry

[topaz gull]

me

[misty slate]

Add birfday dinner and I’ll vote

[vivid marsh]

KILL?

[fathom herald]

[topaz gull]

YO YO

[frosty ore]

HAHAHHAA

[topaz gull]

[deft quail]

not me

[frosty ore]

I mean Kiss 😭 I was playing worlde with Nyx

[misty slate]

My skin itches where the kittens scratched me

And burns a little

[near meadow]

why are you kissing nyx?

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

[white zealot]

BRO

[misty slate]

HELLO?

😭

[white zealot]

wordle got merlin tweaking

just like me

[topaz gull]

good kittens

[vivid wave]

What are your pronouns?

[frosty ore]

That would be a very far kiss

[obtuse pier]

hello

[frosty ore]

Idm

[near meadow]

why aren't you denying it either

[misty slate]

[near meadow]

why didn't nyx deny it too

[odd ice]

Who has my pronouns

[vivid wave]

I don't understand this abbreviation

[fathom herald]

[deft quail]

cheese/man

[frosty ore]

"i dont mind"

[vivid marsh]

i dont mind

[vivid wave]

Oh okay

[vivid wave]

Thanks

[misty slate]

HELLO WHY IS NOBODY DENYINGNIT

[frosty ore]

Thank you for saying, i will refer to you buy those pronouns from now on

[velvet island]

i thought idm was it doesnt matter

[white zealot]

HAHSJAJAA

[near meadow]

they kissed

[deft quail]

I am the cheesiest of men

[vivid marsh]

also hi cat, woolie, lilith, merlin, nyx, and jamie

[white zealot]

incorrect

[deft quail]

everyone loves me

[misty slate]

I’m gonna cry myself to sleep

[near meadow]

hi crow

[velvet island]

hi tall crow

[white zealot]

HI CROW

[vivid wave]

Nice to meet you cheese/man...I'm per/vert

[vivid marsh]

SOMEONE gets it

[misty slate]

Hi I’m being cheated on

[vivid marsh]

ohh thats unfortunate... its ok

[fathom herald]

[frosty ore]

Okay, I will make sure to refer to you by those pronouns, they're a little unfortante, but if thats what you want!

Hello Crow

[vivid wave]

I was asking it respectfully... I'm sorry if it was disrespectful or anything

[vivid marsh]

merlin

[frosty ore]

Crow

[odd ice]

Neopronoun

[frosty ore]

No no i just gen don't mind

[odd ice]

Hi

[near meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-gif-26557609

[vivid wave]

I don't mind...I am just a simple man joking around

[wary kindle]

moo

[odd ice]

Bro I just got banned from RDR2 server? ? 😭

[wary kindle]

noo*

[fathom herald]

i need a ban button

[frosty ore]

You want to be refered to as per/vert or no

[vivid wave]

Yeah yeah...I was too in general apologizing cause I actually thought it was kinda rude to just ask like that

[white zealot]

skill issue gordon

[odd ice]

No Gordon doesn’t speak words so that’s not my name

[odd ice]

Yeah

[vivid wave]

As you would like too...I would like anything coming from your keyboard to my screen

[gilded folio]

Yeah no bye again

[uncut crystal]

ight

[frosty ore]

Okay, I guess ill refer to you with per/vert pronouns then

[near meadow]

merlin out there kissing people without dating them smh SLUT

[frosty ore]

Ive done more then just kiss

I held hands

[near meadow]

where's the holy water

[fathom herald]

https://tenor.com/view/pastor-not-today-devil-bedtime-gif-11166187

[frosty ore]

Sorry gang :/

Ill try not to hold hands with people im not dating in the future

[odd ice]

Hi

[vivid wave]

I'll be honoured if it's coming from you

[near meadow]

there is only pure and innocence allowed here

HEATHEN

[frosty ore]

Are you hitting on me

[odd ice]

Hi

[frosty ore]

Please don't

[fathom herald]

minus pert + vergil

[white zealot]

is this xiaow 3.0

[frosty ore]

pls nyx

[vivid wave]

No just trying to be nice...farming some honour

[odd ice]

[near meadow]

pert likes them ugly so at least vergil has someone to be loved by

[white zealot]

what am i supposed to do….

[brazen rivet]

Anybody want tuberculosis?

[vivid wave]

Tf is that...name of elon musk's kid or somthin?

[white zealot]

sure

[odd ice]

TB can be inactive

[vivid wave]

Yes latent TB it is

[odd ice]

Why do you type words like that

The twenty first century

[frosty ore]

Liike what

[vivid wave]

I'm not able to contemplate what you are trying to say here mister...please prompt one more time

[odd ice]

Yes latent TB it is instead of Yes it is latent TB

[vivid wave]

I did sum yoda shi right there

Lmao

[odd ice]

Yes

[vivid wave]

Mischievous i am
That for pardon me

[twilit wadi]

Well I uh found the people in the white robes-

[vivid wave]

Klan?

[twilit wadi]

Yep

[brazen rivet]

?

[vivid wave]

you know what you gotta do

[twilit wadi]

I went oh hell nah and just started shooting 😭

[vivid wave]

now finish the job

[twilit wadi]

They're all gone now

[vivid wave]

[twilit wadi]

They were plotting something and I couldn't let that happen

[vivid wave]

said like Arthur Morgan

[vivid wave]

did you find your spirit?

[rose sonnet]

ẞ

[kind karma]

Ø

[odd ice]

Süß

[rose sonnet]

§

[unkempt umbra]

i hate playing on pc sm 😭

[odd ice]

I love PC I hate console

[rose sonnet]

Play on console then

[unkempt umbra]

everyones teleporting and theres a dead lion in valentine

its so funny

[vivid wave]

Y tho

[velvet island]

sounds like hackers

[unkempt umbra]

i lowk cant afford it

[vivid wave]

Them things annoy...but not a problemo for me hermano...I play story I no go online

[unkempt umbra]

its on offer for 15 quid on ps4

[woven geyser]

Hey, is there any way to actually become a helper or do you have to know the discord mods?

[kind karma]

∞

[velvet island]

think its based on activity and behavior

[woven geyser]

So you just randomly got it

[velvet island]

well i asked about it after i saw someone else get it

[vivid wave]

Just help whenever someone needs it and you'll get it one day

[velvet island]

i do be helpin

[woven geyser]

Whatever you say, man

[rose sonnet]

D

[vivid wave]

Okay I'll take it as you said it politely

[odd ice]

No bass drum

[prime quail]

Chat, it is official, every February 19th, we are banning the color purple!

[river fiber]

whats wrong with the color puprle

purple

[fathom herald]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-peace-gif-10549939500999441284

[woven geyser]

I guess

[vivid wave]

Cus it's purple

[woven geyser]

I need to get my name as a little Johnny Marston, but some admin changed it to

[misty slate]

I’m gonna…. Idk

[near meadow]

cheat probably smh

sinner

[misty slate]

How…

How do I cheat with the color purple

[near meadow]

probably calling it redblue smh

[misty slate]

LMAO WTF

[fathom herald]

you're cheating on purple by having blue hair instead

[misty slate]

Sounds like caitvi

[misty slate]

NAURR… I didn’t have purple dye

[near meadow]

gonna go to england to find a tall, blue haired officer

[frigid quartz]

Blueble

[misty slate]

Orble

[frigid quartz]

Redbull

[misty slate]

I’ve never tried one

[frosty ore]

Can't dye your hair blue in the uk force unfortantly

[frigid quartz]

Yeah me neither, I don't wanna fly away

[frosty ore]

Has to be a "natural" hair colour

[river fiber]

i love redbulls as well as monsters

[frigid quartz]

Color it copper or caramel, those can still be pretty colors

[frigid quartz]

For some reason I read that as defibrillator

[near meadow]

why are you ruining it

cat can we ban merlin

[civic patrol]

broken fucking wheel

[woven geyser]

How to become a helper Mr

[fresh jungle]

hello

[frosty ore]

Well you have to be here longer then 5 days thats for certain

[woven geyser]

All right, but how

[winter haven]

have yall seen my buddy? his name is gavin...

[frosty ore]

But you also have to be seen actively helping out in the chats alot, know alot about the game and the discord itself, helping out with rules and what not

[woven geyser]

So you kind of just randomly get it

[frosty ore]

And then idk when, theyre gonna be searching for more helpers, but a mod will reach out and offer it

[woven geyser]

Thank you,mister

[winter haven]

has anyone seen gavin?

[agile musk]

essentially the same with every role, a mod needs to recognise you

[woven geyser]

How did you get that Sean banner

[frosty ore]

I have nitro

Nitro gives you the ability to have gif banners and pfps

[fresh jungle]

I saw him in tahiti

[prime quail]

Sean ugly as hell though

[fresh jungle]

Sean ain't that ugly

[velvet island]

yeah the sheriff bot is programmed to tell lies

dw about it

[river fiber]

ive got 5 days of nitro lets go

[river fiber]

[odd ice]

Hi

[frigid quartz]

I think I hurt my inner hip earlier, I can barely stand without almost falling to the floor and the fact I only have $70 some bucks in my account and can't afford to get it checked 😔

[river fiber]

that sucks

[twilit wadi]

Bro my horse has gone wild or something 😭

[fallen rune]

What happened...

[woven geyser]

[vivid wave]

Your hip ain't responding now

[stuck verge]

[odd ice]

Sorry

[vivid wave]

What just happened

[vivid marsh]

howdy everypony

[silent parrot]

Howdy

[true creek]

hii

oh i mean ahem..howdy

[vivid wave]

Henno eberyneun

[odd ice]

Hai x3

Oh my God

[stuck verge]

[vivid marsh]

proper etiquette

[silent parrot]

Anyway how do y'all do

[stuck verge]

good thank you

what about you?

[silent parrot]

Doin well, could be better

[silent parrot]

A newcomer?

[coral fox]

Sauce are you a faker...😱 😱

[true creek]

😢

[true creek]

im TRYING my best ok

[coral fox]

Hey

Lemme yell

[true creek]

OKAY

[odd ice]

Gordon

[frigid quartz]

I'm fine for now but unfortunately this satisfaction is temporary 💀

[coral fox]

I'll be watching..

[vivid wave]

Get it checked before the unsatisfaction becomes permanent

[winter token]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-gif-13065915

[winter token]

Wrong gif

Hello chat

[vivid wave]

After 4 hours

[frigid quartz]

Well I do have sciatica but idk if that's part of it 💀

[coral fox]

I didn't even type hello

[odd ice]

Caps

[coral fox]

🤔

[winter token]

Yeah

Be quiet this is a library

[vivid wave]

Yeah could be...but never leave anything on assumptions when it comes to our own body

[coral fox]

Oh okay..😣

[odd ice]

Do you know where I can find Metalocalypse movie here

[frigid quartz]

Yeah I'm aware, unfortunately I have a lot of things that need to be paid for, it's either go homeless and not have a place to stay or use my money for something that most likely will take my entire check

[woven geyser]

Couldn’t you go live with your parents?

[vivid wave]

Take care man...I hope you be fine...and everything works out

[frigid quartz]

I own the house and they rent, they don't have any retirement saved up to afford an apartment, (personal stuff)

[woven geyser]

Ahhh that sucks

[frigid quartz]

Yeah

Rent is literally the same as owning your own home where I live, not cheaper, only in certain areas but it's too far

The cheapest I've ever rented was almost $900 😭

Honestly that was the best rental I've lived in

[vivid wave]

Damn that's mental

Considering it's the cheapest you are saying

[true creek]

$900 is the cheapest? good lord

[frigid quartz]

Yeah, in the area I live, idk about other locations

But I'm not moving to any other cheaper place because this job is way too good to quit

[vivid wave]

Damn in that area getting your hip cracked is actually a luxury i could assure you that

[frigid quartz]

😭

[vivid wave]

Sorry...just lighting the mood😭

Or atleast trying

[frigid quartz]

Nah you're fine LOL

My humor is broken so I laugh at a lot of things

[prime quail]

chronella has been banned
Reason: Fuck you

[vivid wave]

Broken just like you hip

[woven geyser]

Damm

[frigid quartz]

Wow what'd I do

[velvet island]

what i miss

[vivid wave]

I'm sorry I had to say that😭

[frigid quartz]

Smh

[frigid quartz]

😭

[simple sun]

Tf happened- lol

[vivid wave]

Sorry😭...btw my humour is broken too

[woven geyser]

What did bro do

[prime quail]

Existed

[coral fox]

Oh okay Bye Chronella

[velvet island]

guys i just fed my horsey a carrot

[woven geyser]

👍

[simple sun]

Oop, okay then Sheriff

[frigid quartz]

I'm falling apart don't worry I'll probably blow away in the wind soon

[vivid wave]

Is Sheriff joking?

[simple sun]

I just realized I lost my LGBT supporter colours on my name 😭

forgot that happened

[outer whale]

hey fellers

[frigid quartz]

Hi

[vivid wave]

Take care buddy

[simple sun]

Henlo

[frigid quartz]

[river fiber]

[vivid wave]

I saw your pronouns just now...I thought you were a guy... I'm sorry for that hip jokes😭

[frigid quartz]

ITS OKAY

[simple sun]

I love this emote sm

Rat mf

[hidden robin]

Guys

[river fiber]

whats up

[hidden robin]

I have a question

[river fiber]

ok

[simple sun]

What's the question?

[velvet island]

level 25 in online baby lets go

[velvet island]

halfway there

[hidden robin]

Why is my dead eyes not working

[velvet island]

did you run out

[last dirge]

I just joined guys

[simple sun]

Well done

...

[hidden robin]

I did it and kill 4 people and i cant anymore

But why

[vivid wave]

Is it red?

[last dirge]

red dead redemption 2 is the best game i have ever played

[hidden robin]

Im new

[potent lantern]

Same

[hidden robin]

I think

[velvet island]

you have a limited amount

[river fiber]

if the eye is red then you ran out of it

[last dirge]

i finished the story and was sobbing bro

[vivid wave]

Eat some food...fill up your dead eye core to use it more

[hidden robin]

How can i make it unlimited

[river fiber]

using in game cheat codes

[velvet island]

you cant lol but you can abuse tonics to make it practically unlimited

[hidden robin]

Idk what is it but ok

[potent lantern]

Since I finished rdr2 I'll play it again as Arthur Morgan until I get 100% achievement *I'll try

[hidden robin]

Btw

How does ppl play with john

I dont want arthur

[river fiber]

you have to beat the main story missions

[velvet island]

there are consumable tonics you can find that will refill your meters or overfill them in some cases

[river fiber]

all the way up to chapter 6 then you get to play as john

[velvet island]

you can get tonics by buying them or looting bodies, you can hold more tonics by upgrading your satchel

[hidden robin]

Can i play missions with john?

Or just chilling

[stone jackal]

howdy everypony

[river fiber]

yeah in the epilouge theres some

[hidden robin]

?

[velvet island]

yes but you gotta beat chapter 6 first

[hidden robin]

Im in 2

[velvet island]

dont rush either, get to know arthur he's a cool guy

[hidden robin]

And i started 6 days ago

[vivid wave]

I don't think you want to wander around internet so much while you are playing...you could go wandering after you have finished the game...but if you need any help you could ask here

[last dirge]

things will get better in the game trust me.

[hidden robin]

I alr like it but its just slow

[vivid wave]

Are you like to fk around here or sum...cus your bio says something else like you know about the game more than a guy who started 6 days ago would know

[hidden robin]

I like game play but not the story

[velvet island]

lol well you're only in chapter 2

[hidden robin]

But i also love the story

[hidden robin]

But not as much game play

[queen glade]

Hi

[vivid wave]

If you want to play as john you gotta stop trying to sound like Arthur Morgan as per your bio

[hidden robin]

No

[twilit wadi]

I don't even know 😭

[narrow summit]

Wassup everyone

[fallen rune]

If it's the img in media that happened to me once too lol, but it was a gang member's horse

[twilit wadi]

It is

I left the hotel after getting Arthur a bath and I saw that😭

[last dirge]

the gameplay is peak

and the story is peak

[vivid wave]

Agree with P.file

[last dirge]

im still waiting to get red dead redemption 1

[vapid wyvern]

Guys who wants to see my low honor John outfit

[last dirge]

sure

[vapid wyvern]

Oki its in gen media

[last dirge]

?

im kinda new to discord so

[vapid wyvern]

oh

[last dirge]

i have no clue what that is

[vapid wyvern]

Server

Channel I mwna

[last dirge]

i see

[frigid quartz]

#general-media

[vapid wyvern]

Thank u

[vapid wyvern]

So just click on that link

[river fiber]

im going to go to armadillo

i found a machate and want to test it out lol

[vapid wyvern]

Want to see my
Low honor john outfit?

[river fiber]

sure

[last dirge]

they needed to expand what we could have done in new austin

[vapid wyvern]

Check general media

[last dirge]

after the epilogues

[river fiber]

not bad

[vapid wyvern]

Thank you

I call my low honor Skull Ripper

[last dirge]

nice

[fallen rune]

LMAO

[frigid quartz]

You're welcome

[vapid wyvern]

Have you see my jobn

Skin

[last dirge]

i did high honor arthur, and whatever I wantto do with john

and ive started a new game

in chapter 2

[lost karma]

Howdy

[lost karma]

GAVIN?!

[vapid wyvern]

GAV!?

GAVVV

Ohh where are you?!

Gavin!!! Gav!! Ohhh im so worried…

[river fiber]

guys i forgot you could do finisher moves with a shotgun in rdr2

i also bought a repeating shot gun lol gonna test that out as well

[topaz gull]

ur cooked

[floral imp]

Is rdr3 actually happening

[topaz gull]

prob yes just after GTA 6 * yes gta 6 finna happening after several years*

[supple tangle]

never

[lost karma]

For what?

[topaz gull]

da mods found out ur alt is crow and ur evil bad man

[lost karma]

What is an alt?

[topaz gull]

🥀

[lost karma]

I am so confused right now

[true creek]

alternative account. it's usually not allowed in servers because people can bypass timeouts, mutes or bans

[gilded shale]

you skinned john??!!? (in all caps)

[lost karma]

Oh, okay. I don't have a second account

[vapid wyvern]

LMFAO

[floral imp]

It’s most likely in pre production

They’re usually in pre production 1-3 years before release of a previous game

If not RDR3 then a different Red dead sub franchise

[elder lantern]

is there any way to check your progress in the grin it and bear it trophy

also does it have to be on the same save file or can i do for example 10 on one and 8 on another

[lost karma]

I am still confused

Why am I thought to be an "alt"?

[gilded shale]

Did you guys know everyone in the Van Der Linde gang is dead?

This is because it is now 2026

And RDR takes place in 1899-1912

[lost karma]

You don't say

Still wonder if Jack was on the Titanic

[river fiber]

beef jerkey steak is so good

[elder lantern]

the titanic left from Southampton what would he be doing there

[lost karma]

What is anyone doing anywhere?

[lost karma]

Plans!!!!

[lost karma]

I don't know. A book signing?

Never played Red Dead 1

[vivid marsh]

pretty sure they were joking just to confuse you

[lost karma]

Oh, I thought I was in Trouble

I have gotten in jail once here already

[wary kindle]

you are bc i said so

[lost karma]

For calling Dyno a bad word

10 hour mute !

[river fiber]

damn thats a long time

[lost karma]

I didn't even know the word was bad here but apparently it's worse than normal curse words because people replaced other bad words with it to get over on censors

[lost karma]

It was really quiet that day

[river fiber]

makes sense people are always trying to find loopholes lmao

[lost karma]

Yeah, but I didn't know that and I even explained that and I still got timed out. I think it was my second day here or something