general

[hidden robin]

poor yoda

[pure bison]

I guess

[winter token]

He didn’t even try being funny

[vernal crater]

She shouldn't be tho, been years since peppa pig first came out

[frosty ore]

Shes still a child.

[frosty ore]

She's like 5

You're a weirdo

[pure bison]

Doesn’t change the fact shes a child

[hidden robin]

even if she wasn't it's a 2d pig like what how

[vernal crater]

More
Hear me out: sid the sloth
Hear me out: old man from up
Hear me out: jet 2 holidays lady
Hear me out: crackhead bob from next door

[pure bison]

What could fat sparrow writing to take that long

[hidden robin]

what up with u and old men

[frosty ore]

Lets not ignore the fact you have a hear me out whos a child

[frosty ore]

Whats up with him and children

[vernal crater]

I am jeff

[frosty ore]

No you're a weirdo.

[vernal crater]

Yes that's my cousin

[winter token]

saute’s alt

[frosty ore]

Who likes 4 year olds

[chrome zinc]

its probably ragebait but rlly weird, and not.. good ragebait

[frosty ore]

F O U R

[crystal mango]

i might finish guarma today tbh

its short

[pure bison]

I loved chapter five

Especially guarma

[frosty ore]

No it probably is. But if he wants to ragebait being a pedo, then he can sure as hell be treated as one

[crystal mango]

guarma is mid tbh

loved 4

well lemme advance the missions and mabye ill like it more

[pure bison]

4 and 5 are my fav. Half of five

[pure bison]

We all have different opinions its alright

[ripe void]

If anyone wants to play rdr2 online Xbox with me later then add me

[oak dove]

Someone in this channel must've asked about finding players in a non-lfg (looking for group) channel. Please ask to find players in the proper lfg channels, being #xbox-lfg, #ps-lfg or #pc-lfg

[chrome zinc]

fair

[frosty ore]

What is fat sparrow writing to take so long

[vernal crater]

Teachers be askin stuff like: How many ball hairs did john foreskin Louis the 43rd have whilst he was shitting on the toilet at 3:12PM on Saturday 27th June 1747, and how sweaty were they?

[frosty ore]

I dont know what teachers you have but they really did not ask me that

Maybe its because they knew you were weird and wanted you to struggle in class

[vernal crater]

He's inside me

[pure bison]

He had 1345 hairs. I saw

[glass elk]

did you send a request

[hidden robin]

why do u gotta use daryl as a pfp and talk like that smh

[glass elk]

Steam support is like the best support out here

[frosty ore]

Norman Reedus would be disgusted by you

[hidden robin]

my account had been deleted

they said the data could not be restored

[glass elk]

Lol did the guy said hes gonna delete yo acc?

[hidden robin]

nah i just woke up one day and was logged out

[karmic zinc]

Th last mission was so great

[pure bison]

Fr

[hidden robin]

probably annoyed some dude in some game

[frosty ore]

That means they took your account over 30 days ago

[glass elk]

You know he cant do that eh
he can send a deletion request which you have 30 days to cancel

[pure bison]

Thats why i stick with singleplayer games 🥹

[glass elk]

Scammers tell you they delete your acc to scare you

[hidden robin]

idk then

thats just what they emailed back to me

[frosty ore]

If your account got hacked over 30 days ago thats on you

for not asking steam support for it back sooner

[glass elk]

was it 30 days ago or no

[hidden robin]

i haven't played online games in a while

[hidden robin]

i dont really care about the account lol

[pure bison]

Me too i used to. But it started getting into my nerves bc I SUCK

And i started playing alone

[hidden robin]

it had a little value but idrc

a fresh start is fun anyways

[glass elk]

whatever you say

ill be pretty mad if my steam was touched by someone

[frosty ore]

No me to

[hidden robin]

i only contacted them now cuz i wanted some screenshots i took on my account

[frosty ore]

Ive got hundreds of pounds worth of games

[hidden robin]

but it doesn't matter

[mellow wadi]

b

m

[frosty ore]

Crine so you got hacked, left it over 30 days and THEN just wanted screenshots 😭😭

[pure bison]

P

q

[hidden robin]

yeah!

[pure bison]

r

[mellow wadi]

mn

m

[pure bison]

its okay use ur words

[stuck verge]

m

[stuck verge]

nn

[tender sinew]

Just downloaded rdr2, What can I expect?

[mellow wadi]

Lumbago

[mellow wadi]

u can ecpect peak

[tender sinew]

nah jk I've been playing rdr2 for 3 years or sum

[mellow wadi]

tennis boat

[pure bison]

The absolute shit

[tender sinew]

Finish the lyrics:

[crystal mango]

i think i just finished guarma

[mellow wadi]

hosea?

[pure bison]

How was it?

[mellow wadi]

how u feel

lenny

[crystal mango]

i like it more cuz the shootouts

[pure bison]

Me too

[mellow wadi]

how u feel about lenny

[crystal mango]

chapter 6 is the last chapter

[crystal mango]

rip

[pure bison]

Yeah good luck

[mellow wadi]

wat about epilogue

[crystal mango]

chapter

[mellow wadi]

dat also included

[crystal mango]

epilouge is an extension

not a chapter

[mellow wadi]

u got micahs revolver early theres a way to get it early

[abstract grotto]

By killing him early

[pure bison]

That one he gives u when stealing a carriage or smth like that?

[abstract grotto]

[crystal mango]

thats lancaster

nothing special abt it

where is my horse

😭

[mellow wadi]

by gaeetingn him to drop it in chap 1 on where u try to jill colm

[pure bison]

I named my horse horsea before he died in chapter 5

He died when hosea died

Like after his death

[crystal mango]

hosea died in chapter 4

that agent killed him

[pure bison]

The game felt short

I forgot about it

[mellow wadi]

wen u get back in van horn dont take dat horse or else itll replace ur actual horse

[crystal mango]

really?

[pure bison]

Im waiting to forget almost everything at the game so that i can play it again

[mellow wadi]

me too

[pure bison]

So like ill play it again after a month or two

[crystal mango]

but then how do i get my actual horse back

oops

@mellow wadi

[pure bison]

I was waiting to send this sticker

[crystal mango]

can i retrieve my horse after guarma

[frosty ore]

They got a ping when you replied to their message. You don't need to ping them again

[mellow wadi]

u know of tennis boat

[crystal mango]

by stable

[cerulean ginkgo]

good mornin' everyone! hope y'all are having a good day so far!

[mellow wadi]

i just said how

not by stable tho

[crystal mango]

ill just walk to cam-

camp

[mellow wadi]

lakay

dats wat i did

[pure bison]

You should go to the camp often

Its fun

[frosty ore]

Usually I just call my horse once that mission is over and I need it and she appears

[pure bison]

And grimshaw is good at poker

[crystal mango]

i justgot off a ship

from guarma

can i retrive my guns from my horse

in shady belle

[pure bison]

Yeah

I got mine back

[mellow wadi]

u get it back no matter wat

and is redragon a gud company

[frosty ore]

I don't know

[mellow wadi]

shi

[crystal mango]

why i got notification my horse is lost

[mellow wadi]

sorry bro....

[cerulean ginkgo]

i dont think you get your main horse back until you get to the new camp

thats how its been for me anyways

[mellow wadi]

ya actualaly

[cerulean ginkgo]

first play through i didnt even take the horse from vanhorn... i just ran to shadey belle

[pure bison]

I actually forgot how i got my horse back. You will find it in camp

[cerulean ginkgo]

second playthrough i did

[pure bison]

Steal a horse

When u get off the ship

[stuck verge]

I fokken love irish hes a funny guy

[cerulean ginkgo]

i feel you. he's real funny loll

[chrome zinc]

i adore irish accents but i'm just biased

i dont have an irish accent im just irish

[balmy marsh]

Good afternoon

[stuck verge]

johnny maerston!

[flat citrus]

Hi hi

[subtle peak]

Lol fuck this group and it's admins. I'm OUT

[frosty ore]

Okay bye I guess

[crystal mango]

after. i search shady belle

i can retrive ky horse from stable right

[cerulean ginkgo]

you can retreive it from the new camp after you do all the cut scenes n stuff

[crystal mango]

so i have to go to lakay

[pulsar sparrow]

Ms bell

[cerulean ginkgo]

what?

[pulsar sparrow]

Good morning even or good night

[cerulean ginkgo]

mornin'

[pulsar sparrow]

Ig good morning

[cerulean ginkgo]

i believe so

[cerulean ginkgo]

yep. good mornin' to ya

[pulsar sparrow]

We haven't talked for a few days ms bell

Micah simp

[stuck verge]

okay

[cerulean ginkgo]

yeah. school got me busy

[pulsar sparrow]

Understandable have a good life

[cerulean ginkgo]

yes... someone has been messin' with my nickname so now its all weird. but thats fine.

[pulsar sparrow]

Anyways uhhh

*dips ig?

[cerulean ginkgo]

lol

[crystal mango]

i miss my horsie

amber

guarma took them away

im tryna get him back

[cerulean ginkgo]

i miss my horse too ;-; i wanna go home, play rdr2 and pamper my horse based off of Baylock

[cerulean ginkgo]

you'll get amber back! i believe in ya

[pure bison]

My horse stamina sucks

I haven’t even started travelling and he is already agitated

[cerulean ginkgo]

oop

[gray timber]

What will I lose when I start as jhon guys?

[cerulean ginkgo]

your horses and money. but i think thats it

[dense turtle]

Hey guys 👋🏻

[cerulean ginkgo]

im not 100% though

[cerulean ginkgo]

helloo

[dense turtle]

Hru??

[gray timber]

Is it a good idea to use all the money on outfits? Since ill lose em anyways?

[cerulean ginkgo]

im fine. mostly. miss my normal nickname but meh

[dense turtle]

Yeah... I miss my normal nickname too 😭

[cerulean ginkgo]

if you havent, you can go to the aberdeen pig farm and let the two people take all yer money. then you can transfer it to john if you go there during the epilogue

[cerulean ginkgo]

someone startedd messing with my nickname and i tend to be picky with my nickname... i rarely change it...

cant change it here but like... eh

[normal sphinx]

can someone help me do the samsung flinch fort wallace mission im lonely and nobody is joining

[dense turtle]

I dont even understand why I have this nickname

[cerulean ginkgo]

i have no clue either. idk who Conor or Geralt is

[crystal mango]

is my game glitched

im in lakay

nothings happeing

[cerulean ginkgo]

did you go up to mr. pearson?

[dense turtle]

I am Conor. Geralt is the guy in my pfp

[crystal mango]

yes

[cerulean ginkgo]

shouldve triggered a cut scene. maybe you have to greet him

[cerulean ginkgo]

oh- okay then-

[crystal mango]

there isnt any option

i didnt save completing guarma

😭 😭 😭 😭

[cerulean ginkgo]

oop-

you should have autosave on

[crystal mango]

nooe

[stuck verge]

[supple tangle]

hello

goodbye

[stuck verge]

👋

[cerulean ginkgo]

oh- okay then- you might just have to restart guarma...

[cerulean ginkgo]

hello

[cerulean ginkgo]

goodbye.

[covert coyote]

guys where do i find cool looking guns without mods in rdr2?

[crystal mango]

fuck

[sand galleon]

Ramadan mubarek

[covert coyote]

i only have flaco and grungers revolver and midnights pistol

[crystal mango]

shitttttt

Noooo

[cerulean ginkgo]

i think unique weapons are the best.

[crystal mango]

eiyngegny7ey7n

i dint wnana ananna

eugynsygns

[cerulean ginkgo]

oh- uh- micah's guns are pretty cool. you can also custimize guns to look cool. i always do that

[covert coyote]

oh?

[crystal mango]

i have to restartxtx

[covert coyote]

how tf do i do that

[crystal mango]

[cerulean ginkgo]

yeah! ill send a photo in media of how i customize my double action revolvers in game

[cerulean ginkgo]

sent! :>

they actually look a little different now in game though since i have a texture thats higher qaulity gun metals

[covert coyote]

ive only been playing red dead for like a month but i alr have 500 hours lmao

[daring hare]

yo guys rate my new profile pic

[cerulean ginkgo]

lolll yeah. i got around 200 hours within the first month of me having rdr2

[covert coyote]

its so fun

[cerulean ginkgo]

adorable kitty.

[covert coyote]

but i wanna beat red dead 1 now

[daring hare]

bro same

in first month i played literally 200h

[cerulean ginkgo]

rdr1 got on my nerves for a while due to the horse mechanics

granted rdr1 wasnt originally made for pc

[cerulean ginkgo]

ikkk by now i have close to 300 i think. ive been flip flopping between rdr1, rdr1, and fallout76

[covert coyote]

check media

[cerulean ginkgo]

damn-!

[stuck verge]

fr...

😭😭

[cerulean ginkgo]

thats a lot

[covert coyote]

no life lmao

[glass elk]

how does bro not know who Geralt is 😭

[cerulean ginkgo]

i played rdr1 for like 11 hours on sunday and my pinky still hurts from consitantly having to tap shift

[glass elk]

One of the most recognizable characters

[cerulean ginkgo]

i dont play many games or watch many things

i stick to what i like

i dont like new

[glass elk]

fair enough

[cerulean ginkgo]

what is he from?

[covert coyote]

its just i been real sick for the past month thats why i got so many hours

[glass elk]

The Witcher

[cerulean ginkgo]

ohh yeah that makes sense.

[daring hare]

i have 965h like
like 300 in story and 600h in rdo

i told about it in "general-media" 1h ago

[cerulean ginkgo]

ahhh okay. he looked familiar. i try to avoid things about The Witcher. brings up bad memories

[stuck verge]

oh lord.. yeah its no fun at all

[cerulean ginkgo]

i have maybe 10 hours in online. its very glitchy on PC, worse than any of the fallout games combined. and like- people keep targetting me cus im a low level

[frosty ore]

I have a good deal of fun on rdo even with being a pc player

[cerulean ginkgo]

i like rdo, but i dont like being targeted.

[frosty ore]

I have problems with hackers an stuff, but Im grown enough to just ignore it and laugh about it, they usually get bored eventually

[covert coyote]

i dont reallt like micah cuz he a rat

[cerulean ginkgo]

yeah. i understand that. its just almost immediatly after i join some high level player finds me and decides to target me

[cerulean ginkgo]

understandable

[covert coyote]

my fav charecter is javier i think he has the best fits

he kinda looks ugly in the first game tho

[covert coyote]

i only play story

[cerulean ginkgo]

my bestie loves Javier.

[frosty ore]

I mean I had that problem to. Just gotta deal 😔 tis annoying but tis whatcha gotta do with little children who can't grow up and thinking modding a game to annoy other players is the best of comedy

[covert coyote]

doesnt micah have a brother

[daring hare]

u can do a private session btw (check in google how)

i know abt many gliches and i encountered while i playing sometimes haha but i still love this game dispite glitches

[cerulean ginkgo]

yep! Amos Bell.

[chrome zinc]

i adore javier i just wish he hadn't been so intensely loyal to dutch

[cerulean ginkgo]

oooh ill have to look into that

[cerulean ginkgo]

i think the writers said that if rdr2 came out first, Javier wouldve sided with Arthur

[covert coyote]

i mean dutch did save him

[crystal mango]

i have to replay gurana

[covert coyote]

he wouldnt have lived if it wasnt for dutch

[crystal mango]

javier wouldn’t have almost died in girama if it wasn’t for dutch

[daring hare]

rdo experience in solo session is nice but sometimes game give u some bugs xd

[cerulean ginkgo]

it gives me bugs 24/7

i think its the most glitchy on pc tho

maybe itll be better on xbox once i figure out the controler.

[covert coyote]

i play on my good old trusty ps4

[cerulean ginkgo]

i play on my pc. but i got rdr2 for xbox one recently. since i got an used xbox one for christmas. i need to figure out the controls.

i aint good on controler. im awsome on controler in fallout. but not rdr

[covert coyote]

id say you should stick to pc

its hard to play red dead on controller

[cerulean ginkgo]

i would but i like to play with my dad and he plays on Xbox

[white leaf]

@everyone i just wanted to waste yalls time

[covert coyote]

ah i see

[gray timber]

Yeah sadly I had done it long ago that encounter...

[cerulean ginkgo]

yep. worse when im on a small tv.

[cerulean ginkgo]

ah okay then.

i mean- you keep the clothes so if you like to dress them up go ahead

[covert coyote]

my tv is like 1 1/2 of a monitor

[whole cipher]

That doesn’t work lol you just wasted your own time

Helloooo

[glass elk]

Yk it doesnt actually ping everyone right

[covert coyote]

wait do you know where i can find the pig farm with the fat feller

some prisoner told me to rob that place

[cerulean ginkgo]

its south east of emerald ranch i believe. on the edge of leymone.

[covert coyote]

and some camper told me to stay away from it

[gray timber]

Not really but since I lose them anyways yk haha. Alright thanks mate!

[covert coyote]

it depends on how you like to play red dead

[cerulean ginkgo]

ill send an image of the map of where i remember it being

[covert coyote]

maybe youll prefer controller

[flat citrus]

i bleached my hair
my friend said i look like a mouldy strawberry.

[covert coyote]

you never know

[cerulean ginkgo]

oop-

[flat citrus]

to make things worse i have places to be tomorrow

[cerulean ginkgo]

do you got toner?

[covert coyote]

unblech your hair

[flat citrus]

NO.😭

[covert coyote]

problem solved

[cerulean ginkgo]

and what color do they mean by moldy strawberry-?

[flat citrus]

oh yeah mb lemme become dr strange rq

[stable mountain]

Did John kill micah to stop him or for Arthur's revenge? And also in the beggining of American venom when ur on the horses with Sadie and Charles John says that Arthur wouldn't want this revenge. Why's that?

[cerulean ginkgo]

do you at least got any other kind of dye...?

[flat citrus]

theres pink, cyan/blue and brown.

i dont know how this is even possible i started with black and purple.

[frosty ore]

Thats how

[cerulean ginkgo]

for revenge of what he did to the gang. i feel like arthur would want Micah to at least be stopped.

[frosty ore]

Unless you go really really blonde, like platinum, 9/10 youll go strawberry coloured

[cerulean ginkgo]

oh- yeah thats the problem...

its hard to go from dark colors that stain like black and purple to a simple blonde from bleach

[frosty ore]

Like i've got black hair, and I know I gotta pick the strongest bleach there is for it when I dye it. Because black isn't just black. It's tones of blues, browns and red

[cerulean ginkgo]

i learned the hard way that temporary red dye is the same way...

[covert coyote]

dutch killed a girl in a bad way but it was a bad situation.. or was it [insert vsauce]

[fathom herald]

too many nyx in the server

[frosty ore]

Yknow whats funny. Ive never had a problem with red hair getting out of my hair

[cerulean ginkgo]

i got blonde hair

[flat citrus]

</3

[cerulean ginkgo]

thats the issue. red and blonde dont mix well

[frosty ore]

I have brown almost black hair

Which is why I know about the brown->strawberry blonde pipeline

[cerulean ginkgo]

ye

[covert coyote]

i have black hair

[cerulean ginkgo]

wait- cattt

hiii

[fathom herald]

meowdyy

[cerulean ginkgo]

can you remove my stupid nickname pleaseeeee

[cerulean ginkgo]

i wont ask for a nickname change ever againnn

promiseee

[flat citrus]

i think ill just bleach it again in a few days
im trying to do a sort of platinum silver blonde whatever with blue

gulp!

[frosty ore]

Silver is hard to get

[covert coyote]

change my nickname to fortnite jesus

[cerulean ginkgo]

ooo sounds cool. simular to how my cousin wants to dye his hair

[flat citrus]

yeah my mom said the same thing

[frosty ore]

I got like a dark silver a few months ago, but its really hard to get

You have to go really really hair frying platinum to get it

[flat citrus]

my partner suggested it actually

[covert coyote]

ive never seen a man with dyed hair irl

[flat citrus]

its ok...</3

[frosty ore]

I've seen several

[cerulean ginkgo]

i have. many times lol.

[fathom herald]

you want emo jesus again?

[chrome zinc]

how do u achieve this

thats impressive

[cerulean ginkgo]

no- i have my display user as Mrs.Bell. people kept messing with my nickname...

and i cant change it myself

[covert coyote]

the folk here in ireland are kinda boring but hey who am i to judge

im a pretty boring

[fathom herald]

chat

[covert coyote]

person

[frosty ore]

Cat

[cerulean ginkgo]

ireland-! ive wanted to visit there

[fathom herald]

i started clair obscur

[cerulean ginkgo]

wait- my pretty bits- its fine-

[covert coyote]

do you like rain or no?

[cerulean ginkgo]

its fine

thank you cat

[cerulean ginkgo]

i like the rain yeah

[flat citrus]

my best friend has dyed hair and hes a man

[covert coyote]

do you live in the uk?

[flat citrus]

well teenage boy whatever</3

[covert coyote]

arent we all

[cerulean ginkgo]

no i live in the usa

get me out of here

[flat citrus]

im a teenage entity idk

[cerulean ginkgo]

i wanna explore the world

[chrome zinc]

that reminds me i've yet to go to ireland , yet i am irish

[lost karma]

I can't even survive with a 62$ bounty on my head in one state. How am I supposed to have 250$ in every state

[cerulean ginkgo]

idk. i survived with a 1.5k bounty in every state somehow-

[chrome zinc]

i'm scottish, irish.. etc... stuck in america.. let me back to my birthland

[chrome zinc]

??lmao

[covert coyote]

it makes sense why you put your nickname as john

[chrome zinc]

precisely

[cerulean ginkgo]

im irish and dutch

[frosty ore]

I am not a teenage boy

[cerulean ginkgo]

but thats all i know of. im sure theres more

[covert coyote]

in online?

[frosty ore]

I'm not even a teenager

[chrome zinc]

omg ur dutch..? (im being obnoxious im sorry)

[cerulean ginkgo]

no. in story. is that acheivement for online...?

[frosty ore]

(im a pterodactyl /ref)

[cerulean ginkgo]

nah lol its fine. yeah i am. im mostly dutch. i have some irish in me too. but my family thinks i also got german (im adopted lol)

[chrome zinc]

i'm literally john marston trust.. both named john, scottish, scars, etc..

[covert coyote]

i think i only have 800$ bounty

[cerulean ginkgo]

i got on rampages in towns. saint denis is fun

when you dont care for laws

hehehe

[covert coyote]

and also john is scottish but never been to scotland

[chrome zinc]

well there's a difference, his parent is scottish but i'm directly born in scotland

[covert coyote]

i keep trying to beat horseman 9 as arthur

its impossible

[frosty ore]

You can be scottish without being born there 😭

[cerulean ginkgo]

i have yet to beat horseman 9. and its annoying me because im trying to get to 100% completeion

[chrome zinc]

i'm scottish, irish, russian, spanish, cherokee. dont ask me how that works i dont fucking know

i am a big percentage native but the uk in me has taken over therefore i am paper white

[covert coyote]

why cant you just finish all stuff as john?

[cerulean ginkgo]

you can. but horseman 9 is very hard to beat.

[covert coyote]

not as john thi

as john its pretty easy

[cerulean ginkgo]

ive been doing it as john.

a dry, 19 minute dash from vanhorn to blackwater.

[covert coyote]

just go to the bridge near leak owanjila

[cerulean ginkgo]

i do. but i keep either touching water by accident or a random encounter i cant bypass sets me over 19 minutes

[chrome zinc]

OH also to add, i can't swim!!

[covert coyote]

i think its 17 mins

[frosty ore]

I can send you the thing that helped me?

[cerulean ginkgo]

sure go ahead!!

[frosty ore]

I mean you might be already following it but it might help

[covert coyote]

thanks for all the help with this

cant herd cant swim

[dim river]

hello guys

i feel the urgebto draw

[covert coyote]

i wonder if im the only person who actually had high honor before arthur got diagnosed with tb

[chrome zinc]

hello.

[dim river]

no

i had max honour ☝️

[dim river]

hi hi hi

i bought soem sol de janeiro i fel so aesthetic

[chrome zinc]

my first playthru i literally didnt check my honor i just did shit and was confused why micah shot me in the head at the end. in my defense i played the majority of the game stoned as balls

[covert coyote]

ok

[dim river]

whst the heckles

[jolly finch]

Food

[dim river]

i want food

[chrome zinc]

miss world by hole is stuck in my head rlly bad and it wont go away

[polar zodiac]

me too

[cerulean ginkgo]

i have nachos

[chrome zinc]

omg ninah mentioned

[hazy oyster]

now it’s stuck in my head

thanks a lot smh

[chrome zinc]

im miss worldddd watch meee break and watch me burrnnnn

[polar cypress]

me too gang me too

[chrome zinc]

i wanr nachos

[hazy oyster]

I really want nachos

[cerulean ginkgo]

i have school nachos. they aint that good but its nachos

[chrome zinc]

i want something with cheese which is weird because i dont like cheese

[cerulean ginkgo]

i could never survive without cheese

[chrome zinc]

i dont like a lot of things its not just cheese

i have an allergy to sugar so im already picky af

[polar zodiac]

yes yes

[hazy oyster]

that must be hard

[chrome zinc]

it is

[cerulean ginkgo]

how- are you allergic to sugar...? your body naturally makes it-?

[hazy oyster]

considering practically everything has sugar

so like an apple would kill you?

[chrome zinc]

i genuinely do not know its a literal intolerance

[chrome zinc]

it's not that bad

[hazy oyster]

oh! So not an allergy!

celiac vs gluten intolerance all over again

[chrome zinc]

it genuinely depends

[frigid quartz]

Omg I didn't mean to react to your message I was trying to scroll and accidentally double clicked 😭

[chrome zinc]

i can die from artificial sweeteners

[chrome zinc]

ITS OK

[cerulean ginkgo]

artificial sweeteners arent digestable. but huh- strange

[polar zodiac]

holy, thats tragic

[cerulean ginkgo]

rip- it must be rough

[chrome zinc]

it, is both an intolerance and allergy

[chrome zinc]

i CAN consume sugar i just have to seriously monitor it and make sure what it is. i can't touch cakes, desserts etc. fruits are a different thing

[cerulean ginkgo]

oof, your life be rough

[chrome zinc]

add multiple chronic illnesses

excuse me why am i FAKE

[frosty ore]

Sugar (sucrose) Allergies are really really rare. Sugar intolerances on the other hand is alot more common

[chrome zinc]

i'm aware it's rare

[frosty ore]

It must be real hard, considering basically everything contains sugar 😭

[chrome zinc]

Ok.

why am i fake my name is literally john (in caps)

[frigid quartz]

I mean tbh rare doesn't mean can't happen 😭

[frosty ore]

No i know

I have rare stuff 😭

[chrome zinc]

stop this madness (in caps)

[cerulean ginkgo]

i got rare stuff too- ;-; i hate it

[chrome zinc]

dude

who's done this

????

[frosty ore]

Sugar allergies are just very difficult to manage because of sugar being in eveyrthinnngggg

[chrome zinc]

i know rifht

[cerulean ginkgo]

i think its just something they do if you have the same user as a character in the game

[frosty ore]

From fruits and veggies to even basic stuff like milk

[cerulean ginkgo]

malk

[chrome zinc]

well it's bullshit

[cerulean ginkgo]

i can understnad. especially since you are literally named john

[chrome zinc]

im pissed off bruh

[polar zodiac]

thats valid

[chrome zinc]

god forbid i happen to be named john and im a fan of rdr2

[polar zodiac]

justic for John

[cerulean ginkgo]

justice for John

[chrome zinc]

thank u wireface

[polar zodiac]

anytime

[hazy oyster]

no justice for john

[chrome zinc]

🤬

[frosty ore]

It's just because you're named after a character, and if one person is allowed, it means everyone else has to eb aswell

[cerulean ginkgo]

justice for john

[hazy oyster]

vengeance for John

[frosty ore]

There are several actual johns and arthurs in here, but theyve been faked for the same reason

[cerulean ginkgo]

ah okay cool

[chrome zinc]

i'm not named after him?? i have gone by this name before ive been into rdr

[frosty ore]

....Okay, Youre named the same name as someone in the game

[vast pilot]

I am going to kill my horse

[cerulean ginkgo]

Merlin didnt mean it like that. its just cus yall got the same name

[polar zodiac]

you could chnage it to Jonathan or Johnny

[cerulean ginkgo]

justice for your horse., what did the poor horse do?

[vast pilot]

this is the 5000th time they THREW ME OF BECAUSE OF A GOD DAMN ALLIGATOR

[frosty ore]

Like Mrs Bell over here keeps getting her name changed

[cerulean ginkgo]

oop

[frosty ore]

Well Alligators are scary

[polar zodiac]

very scary

[cerulean ginkgo]

i dont see why. im not saying micah bell. just bell

[vast pilot]

I have a GUN

[cerulean ginkgo]

i like my nickname

[frosty ore]

Cause of the bell thing

[frosty ore]

Your horse doesn't

Your horse doesn't understand you have a gun

[cerulean ginkgo]

;-;

[frosty ore]

Your horse is a prey animal, Your horse sees a predator, Your horse is scared

[polar zodiac]

horsie can be dumb be nice to horsie

[vast pilot]

But it does understand that THROWING ME OFF WILL RESULT IN MY DEATH

[frosty ore]

No because it's a horse

[cerulean ginkgo]

then heal

[chrome zinc]

bruh

[vast pilot]

I do not appreciate being chewed on

By an alligator

[frosty ore]

Nor does your horse

[turbid stone]

[vast pilot]

Instead of running away with me, my horse decides to stop Infront of the alligator just to throw me off

[polar zodiac]

horsie is pretty animal be nice to horsie

[frosty ore]

Because thats what horses do when theyre scared

They do that then run away

[cerulean ginkgo]

yep

[polar zodiac]

your horsie has a vendeta againts you, what did you do to horsie

[chrome zinc]

that's a bs system

[frosty ore]

Like horses will buck when they're stressed or anxious or scared

[cerulean ginkgo]

has happened multiple times to me with cougars

[vast pilot]

There was that one time with the train

[polar zodiac]

seee horsie takes revenge

[vast pilot]

And that one another time with the rocks

[polar zodiac]

proves my point

[cerulean ginkgo]

what time with the train?! what did you do to your poor horse?!

[hazy oyster]

I love my horsie

[frosty ore]

No wonder your horse wants to kill you

[chrome zinc]

like, it's probably for fun and games but i don't want to leave a server because they changed my name and i can't get them to not

[hazy oyster]

dude they do it to everyone I don’t think you’re being the exception

[vast pilot]

forget bout it

[chrome zinc]

it's stupid in general

[cerulean ginkgo]

no i will not. what happened with the train

[frosty ore]

Then don't leave? Nobody is forcing you to leave. They do it to everyone with a name thats the same from someone in the game, they're not targetting you

[vast pilot]

I was doing horseman right

[frosty ore]

And at the end of the day, It's on a discord server, on the internet. Its not like it's punching you in the face

[vast pilot]

The train came at the uh

Bridge kind of thing

[cerulean ginkgo]

ye- ill probably end up as ex-Mrs.Bell eventually...

hopefully not

[polar zodiac]

nooo

[vast pilot]

I saw it coming and had the time to run away

[hazy oyster]

or is it ?!

[dim river]

i want to draw vance hippe

hopper

vande gopper hippie

[polar zodiac]

you killed horsie whyy

[vast pilot]

I decided to try and fit through the gaps

[polar zodiac]

do it

[vast pilot]

I did not fit through the gaps

[frosty ore]

I mean if it's punching the guy in the face, the guys gotta not be on here to stop getting punched in the face

[dim river]

shuut up

[polar zodiac]

i love your pfp

[dim river]

i need to go to practice 😔

thank you

[polar zodiac]

ah

[fathom herald]

it isnt that serious, its discord nicknames and part of the culture here atp

[hazy oyster]

the guy lwk needs to learn self defence, if he’s getting his ass beat by a discord server

[vast pilot]

There was also the time with the ghost train

[cerulean ginkgo]

yep. thank you cat. you have been nice to me with my nickname

[polar zodiac]

be better with your horsie

[dim river]

i am fake tessa

[vast pilot]

Im trying

[frosty ore]

Like you just gotta move away from the object you're on discord on and youll stop getting punched in the noggin

[cerulean ginkgo]

try harder

[vast pilot]

you don't have to feed your horse right

[frosty ore]

Yes

Yes you do

[cerulean ginkgo]

you do. itll get thin ;-;

[hazy oyster]

or punch the object. I prefer the idea of punching my phone because somebody punched me in the face by doing something minorly inconvenient

[vast pilot]

I ain't body shaming

[hazy oyster]

I didn’t feed my horse

[cerulean ginkgo]

i think it might lower its stats

[frosty ore]

It gets lower health, and looses stamina more quickly

[hazy oyster]

what????

fuck

[frosty ore]

Just feed it oatcakes every now and again and youll be ok

Brush it to

Theres a reason the horses stats flash red 😭

[vast pilot]

apparently it's malnourished

Thinking of selling it

[dim river]

oh my god my wardrobe fell over

[vast pilot]

Pick it up

[cerulean ginkgo]

oh gurl-

[vast pilot]

Nope, I'm killing this bastard of a horse

[dim river]

im a 50kg teenage girl do you honestly think thats happening

[vast pilot]

you never know until you try

[cerulean ginkgo]

nooo not horsieee

[hazy oyster]

what’s the worst that can happen

[polar zodiac]

that is such a mood

[cerulean ginkgo]

sometimes you can be stronger than you expect

[cerulean ginkgo]

death

[vast pilot]

If you do try and I jure yourself

I do not have anything to do with it

[polar zodiac]

yes you do you sugested it

[cerulean ginkgo]

you were the one to say to pick it up

[vast pilot]

But I didn't inforce it

That's was their decision

[polar zodiac]

sure sure

[cerulean ginkgo]

bestie youre awsome

[hazy oyster]

the lion does not concern himself with personal safety and instead lifts a wardrobe that weighs more than him

[cerulean ginkgo]

thats so real though

[vast pilot]

I once ran over rains fall

[polar zodiac]

thank you madame Bell

[cerulean ginkgo]

not rains fall! hes a sweet man

id run over eagel flies but not rains fall

[cerulean ginkgo]

madame bell- oh i love that

[vast pilot]

How Big is that DAMN FISH I JUST CAUGHT

[cerulean ginkgo]

oop-

[polar zodiac]

I dont know you cught it not us

[astral yoke]

Im the cook

[cerulean ginkgo]

cooking is fun

[astral yoke]

im the man who killed gus fring

now say my name

[vast pilot]

Bruh

[astral yoke]

your goddamn right

[vast pilot]

The herbalist challenge was really fun

Printed a check mark list for the 9th one

[dim river]

that was the fadtedt ive ever put on mascara

[vast pilot]

Imagine if we had letter imprints in the game

[hazy oyster]

speedrun

did you glitch% it

[vast pilot]

Did you lift your wardrobe

[dim river]

Absolutely not

[dim river]

Maybe maybe GOD im insuha ruch

[vast pilot]

If every single person back then took "it's impossible" seriously, we wouldn't have so many inventions today

You dont know if it's possible unless you try

[hazy oyster]

white rabbit ahhhhh

[blissful sequoia]

Hey guys is there a way to play with someone on pc

I’ m on ps5

[hazy oyster]

no.

it’s not crossplay.

[blissful sequoia]

😔😔

[dim river]

fortunately discord user leander i am not ronnie coleman and am not capable of heavylifting the 300kg ikea wardrobe but thank you for the motivational words

[vast pilot]

I am currently seeing a pig eating the balls off a dead npc

Not exaggerating

[lost karma]

How do I get a bounty in at northernmost state

[hazy oyster]

LOCK IN

[hazy oyster]

kill people

[vast pilot]

Kill people in qnnesburg or anywhere really, get a bounty and let them follow you to ambarino

[true creek]

aren't pigs just the best

[vast pilot]

Or rob a train in a different state and drive it to ambarino

[abstract veldt]

Yooo

[lost karma]

No shit. I have been killing people all morning.

I'm trying to get the achievement to get 250 bounty in each state

[vast pilot]

Then why ask us if you know

[lost karma]

Up there don't have a town. What I have been doing is going to towns. So I don't know what to do

Saying to kill people is not what I'm looking for

[vast pilot]

Rob someone on a train, wait for the cops to come.
Push out the driver and Lead cops to ambarino

[lost karma]

I didn't think about a train. Thank you

[vast pilot]

No problem

[autumn ravine]

Hiii

How’s everyone’s day

[hazy oyster]

can’t you kill someone when they ride past and wait w/ the body for the next person to come through?

[vast pilot]

In waiting for the pigs to feed and consume the body of the poor soul I have taken

[autumn ravine]

Hahahaha awesome

[hazy oyster]

[autumn ravine]

I killed another group of roleplayers

[true creek]

damn

[vast pilot]

Yeah

It's awesome and fun

Would recommend

[autumn ravine]

Lmao

[vast pilot]

They're currently panicked ans ignore the 3 bodies in their shed

[autumn ravine]

That’s awesome lmfao

[lost karma]

How can you tell who's a role player and who isn't?

[vast pilot]

one of them ate the man's testicles for some reason

[autumn ravine]

So I usually act like a really nice person and I’ll just be allowed into the role player groups then I’ll just piss off the leader when I join and kill as many as possible till I’m out of ammo

Because they all suck at gunfights

So I’ll just use dead eye and shoot off their heads

[true nimbus]

im curious why y'all hate them lowk

[vast pilot]

THE PIGS, are not able to feast on the bodies

Please help me

I've started to kick chicken out of anger

[autumn ravine]

They’re just weird for one and two I just don’t like it

[autumn ravine]

I like u

[true nimbus]

if they're not hurting anyone then I don't see what the issue is

[vast pilot]

Thanks, but the pigs are still not feasting

Maybe they fast

Maybe they're Muslim or something

[vast pilot]

Roleplaying is not good

Killing people is good

So why not kill the roleplayers

[cerulean ginkgo]

what- what have i missed...?

[lost karma]

I can't say much. I play Dungeons & Dragons

[true nimbus]

Idk they're dissing people who roleplay lmao

[vast pilot]

A pig ate a man's testicles and Muslim pigs didn't feast on the bodies

[cerulean ginkgo]

oh- okay then...?

[cerulean ginkgo]

....?

[lost karma]

It's a thing that's been in this server forever apparently

[true nimbus]

I fw roleplayers, they're cool

[true nimbus]

sounds childish to me lowk

[cerulean ginkgo]

i genuinely dont see an issue with roleplayers

[true nimbus]

real

[cerulean ginkgo]

yeah they are!

[vast pilot]

I only see targets

[lost karma]

Roleplay or hating on roleplayers?

[cerulean ginkgo]

i think the hating on roleplayers

[radiant folio]

Helloo

[true nimbus]

hating on people just playing a game

[cerulean ginkgo]

helloooo bestieee

[lost karma]

Y'all know that Rdr2 is an RPG right?

[radiant folio]

Twiiiiin 😋😋

[true nimbus]

yupp

[cerulean ginkgo]

yep! i like rpgs

[cerulean ginkgo]

i got my nickname back

[radiant folio]

Very gut

[balmy marsh]

Hi emo jesus

[true nimbus]

doesn't mean you gotta harass people cuz of pixels playing tg

[cerulean ginkgo]

hello

[true nimbus]

anyways, I was finally able to get my old 360’ to turn on

[last monolith]

Anyone trying to help me with treasure maps

[true nimbus]

and I was able to check out my old gameplay

[cerulean ginkgo]

ooo thats good

[true nimbus]

I was a menace

😭

[balmy marsh]

Impressive, no roleplayers joined yet

They usually are here

[cerulean ginkgo]

im pretty sure at one point everyone is. im a menace in fallout76

[vast crag]

Howdy

[balmy marsh]

Hello

[cerulean ginkgo]

i used to be a roleplayer. not much anymore. too busy to just hang out n chat

[light prawn]

I dont understand why john, a married man with a loving wife, a son and peaceful barn life, decides to go on a potentially fatal mission just to waste bullets on a rat and a psychopath

[true nimbus]

PEAKK

[true nimbus]

I used to be hard into it

[cerulean ginkgo]

because he wants to have revenge for what the rat had done to his family

[balmy marsh]

What do you expect from someone who got maybe a bit of his brain scratched by a wolf

[true nimbus]

Real af lowk

[cerulean ginkgo]

smae. id spend hours roleplaying with friends

[vast crag]

Bc Sadie wants to die and doesn’t give af about John’s family

[true nimbus]

me in 2018

[vast crag]

In short

[radiant folio]

Nah FR tho I used to roleplay with that one friend daily abt SCP stuff etc

[cerulean ginkgo]

with me it was mostly fallout stuff cus... im a big fallout nerd

and fallout is rpg based

[vast crag]

The one time Micah tried to hit on Abigail and John didn’t forget

[grave forge]

May I..stand on chicken

[radiant folio]

Very gut

[cerulean ginkgo]

that too

[light prawn]

I get he killed Arthur and literally made Dutch go crazy with lies but dude why potentially risk losing it all and widowing your wife to prove yourself to a dead friend

[vast crag]

John gets influenced

Yk

He listens to everyone

Except Abigail really

He listens to Bonnie

[vast crag]

He listens to sheriff Johnson

He listen to Sadie

[cerulean ginkgo]

ya'know how men are. never listen to their wife. (/j)

[light prawn]

Are married men in rdr2 scared of imploding after listening to their wives

[cerulean ginkgo]

maybe

[true nimbus]

Prolly

[light prawn]

You've got the finest woman waiting for you at home and you go with your other friends (goes for both john and dutch)

[vast crag]

Idk but it can’t be worse than going on a man hunt with a sociopath widow and a native

[light prawn]

Apparently to john it was the smartest idea ever

[lost karma]

I accidentally killed my first horse. And it hurt. I promise myself I would never accidentally killed another horse. For the last 20 minutes I went through five

[light prawn]

Anything to avenge a man who didn't give a damn about revenge

[vast crag]

He forgot about “our time is passed” and the law would’ve taken them down both

But no

It had to be him

[cerulean ginkgo]

true true

[vast crag]

He had to be the one that killed Micah Bell

[somber dragon]

yo anyone playing RDO?

[old vortex]

poor dude happened to me yesterday too

[frosty ore]

I play rdo

[old vortex]

it was an arabian and the first horse i had

burned him accidentally

as i was burning a house

w a couple in it

[somber dragon]

could you help me with a legendary hunt?

[lost karma]

I stopped caring, man. Eventually, I'll stop naming them too

[somber dragon]

or anyone?

[frosty ore]

Oh you'd be looking for #xbox-lfg

[somber dragon]

oh okay

what is this?

[cerulean ginkgo]

this is general

[somber dragon]

oh

okay thanks sorry i’m kinda new to discord

[cerulean ginkgo]

i mean- Micah did say he would never be taken alive.

[vast crag]

Everyone says that

[cerulean ginkgo]

true true

[light prawn]

John just couldn't resist going after a dude that retired with his what I can only describe as man wife

[cerulean ginkgo]

i dont think Micah retired- or are you refering to john as retired-?

[light prawn]

Im referring to micah, retired or not it wasn't worth it

Just stay with your wife (whom you just gave a ring to)

[cerulean ginkgo]

Micah wasn't retired. he was still highly active.

[vast crag]

Retired to what? They all were jobless

[cerulean ginkgo]

retired from gunslinging n being an outlaw

[vast crag]

Never

[light prawn]

Jobless and getting more money then me fooking hell

[vast crag]

Like Carl Johnson said

[vast crag]

“A**Hole to the end”

[light prawn]

Why is Sadie talking so bad about micah when she probably killed the equivalent of a city

[hearty jacinth]

Im so happy john ran away at the end of rdr1

[cerulean ginkgo]

because micah is a horrible man

she's just a sadistic widow

[light prawn]

I agree but sis you committed mass genocide

[cerulean ginkgo]

yes well, if you lost everything you knew and loved, wouldn't you go a lil crazy and want revenge?

[vast crag]

With the same logic we can justify Dutch, Micah and everyone

[light prawn]

I would and listen I love Sadie as much as I love every other woman in the game, they've gone through a lot, but you cant deny she also enjoyed seeing others in pain, even people who actually ratted micah out

[vast crag]

Sadie is glazed as hell I liked her in my first play trough but then I started to notice some things

[cerulean ginkgo]

i mean- Dutch lost his girlfriend, I dont think micah really lost anything. if he did it aint ever explicitly stated. he was raised an outlaw and criminal.

[vast crag]

Everybody was built like that and lost something

Micah lost his brother

And father

[light prawn]

And why are you seeking out a married man to go out on potentially fatal man hunting trips with you

[vast crag]

His father was an abusive outlaw that made him like that

[cerulean ginkgo]

i guess you could say that. But i dont think Micah ever really liked his father that much? im pretty sure his father was abussive to him and Amos

[vast crag]

Yea I’m saying that rn

[cerulean ginkgo]

and i doubt micah was ever a good man. even before he lost his brother.

[vast crag]

But of course it’s Micah fault for his crimes

Same as Sadie

[lost karma]

Found something written on a train wall and I don't know what it's supposed to mean

[light prawn]

More weird puzzles that just bring you nowhere

[vast crag]

Yeah idk the reason for all this stuff

Rockstar just update your online game bro

[lost karma]

I looked it up. they are cheat codes

If you go to settings and press y on Xbox or triangle on PlayStation and then enter them they're supposed to give you cheats but it disables achievements and trophies and stuff

[lost karma]

I might have the stupid

Tried to take, a picture of my TV when I could have just taken a screenshot

[lost karma]

Where is this train????

[gilded shale]

what train

[waxen basin]

I was gonna ask Same question

[lost karma]

I am waiting for the train to pass so I can board it and get a 250$ bounty here

[lost karma]

Been two maybe three days

[waxen basin]

I am already 700$ in Rhodes

400$ saint Denis

[waxen basin]

60$ valentine

[lost karma]

I'm $260 in every state but the northernmost

My honors tanking but I need the achievement

[waxen basin]

I was robbing a train 5 mins ago

6 bounty hunters jumped me

But we all know how it ended

6 dead hunters
9 dead cops
3 passengers robbed

3 safes stolen

1 Arthur alive

[trim geode]

Oh hell yeah

[waxen basin]

Hell yeah

[vernal vortex]

👍

[waxen basin]

Kid go get your dad off that mountain

Make sure the wolves got his brain

We need smart ppl

[vernal vortex]

they eated him completly

[lost karma]

If I have all these bounties and I go to the Indian reservation, will they turn me in?

[tight glen]

Loserrrrrr

[echo blaze]

Yo Guys, why isn't Edith Downes mission appearing for me? I'm in chapter 6 with good honor

[cerulean ginkgo]

you have to encounter her in annesburg

shes a side mission

[echo blaze]

I know, I am in annesburg and she is not here

[cerulean ginkgo]

it might be time sensitive.

[iron coyote]

i headcanon that you're micah bell irl

[cerulean ginkgo]

i normally encounter her when i'm already busy with other missions

[cerulean ginkgo]

oop

but female. cus im a woman

[lost karma]

Arthur Morgan just got kissed by a man

[vague moon]

does anybody know the best settings for controller aiming

[echo blaze]

Oh

[cerulean ginkgo]

lmaoo

[vague moon]

and how to disable the effect when u kill smbdy like the cross thing

[cerulean ginkgo]

the x on the map? that aint able to be disabled

[lost karma]

Good for him. Charles isn't my cup of tea, but I'm sure he'd paint Arthur like them French girls

[dapper imp]

daily horse 2

[cerulean ginkgo]

someone drew something like that loll

[vague moon]

no no like u aiming at sm1 right and u kill him it does an effect

[cerulean ginkgo]

oh that jsut means you killed him. i dont think thats able to be disabled either