general

[wary kindle]

straybullet 2.0 literally go ahead and delete it for me

[hazy oyster]

me too gang

[high ferry]

Oh yeah lemme just buy a pc and a ps so I can be a female character in one game and play dress up

[winter token]

🔥 🔥

[wary kindle]

"you" wouldve been good but annabella konieztsko i love her but it just didnt sound good

[winter token]

Give them moneh for gta7

[hazy oyster]

yeah, you should do that

[whole cipher]

They’re so fun but I’m not the one driving usually so 😭

[hazy oyster]

how else they gonna make GTA60

[wary kindle]

gun quarter sue has been a fav

the second coming is good too

[whole edge]

Wait is your pfp like drawn over a Herbert West picture, it looks familiar

[wary kindle]

it is

[hazy oyster]

I don’t drive but I like the experience of travelling

[wary kindle]

its gojo in the reanimator pic

[whole cipher]

Valid valid me too

[winter token]

Gojo

[high ferry]

...

[hazy oyster]

twins frfr

[whole cipher]

Frrr

[whole edge]

I support this

[wary kindle]

go ahead and log out for me okay?

[whole edge]

Same here too

[winter token]

Yes… da-… wait for the fuck

[wary kindle]

beeee myyy vampireee 🎶

[dim river]

hi world

[wary kindle]

bye tessa

[dim river]

i am marinating in fake tan

[wary kindle]

go back to bed

[dim river]

i cant

my skin is sticky

[winter token]

You do

[hazy oyster]

hell yeah !!!

[winter token]

It’s midnight

[wary kindle]

its only 4 actually

ive been in bed all day

[hazy oyster]

my darn orange juice went up my damn nose

[winter token]

Fuck you mean 4

It’s almost midnight in germany

[whole cipher]

How’d that happen

[whole cipher]

Timezones

[pearl yew]

Anyone here that plays RDO on PC

[whole cipher]

It’s almost 3 pm here

[wary kindle]

pert i literally havent lived in germany in years

[whole cipher]

Yes

[winter token]

Ho you never told me

[hazy oyster]

like I was drinking it and when I moved it away shit happened

[wary kindle]

i talk about this a lot wdym

[winter token]

No you don’t

[hazy oyster]

wtf y’all it’s nearly 23:00 here

[winter token]

Gaslighter ass

[whole cipher]

Good lord 😭

[dim river]

brit

[hazy oyster]

Josiah Trewlany IRL

[dim river]

where from

[wary kindle]

bro

[dim river]

hey you said that message on my birthday

im so special snd cool

[hazy oyster]

North West England

[wary kindle]

"where i USED to live:

ur just forgetful apparently

omg stray bullet 2.0 is so ass im losing it

[dim river]

northener....🧐🧐🧐 not trelawny

[hazy oyster]

gosh I’m so peak

[winter token]

Well maybe I was fucking asleep hello

[wary kindle]

As you shoukd

[hazy oyster]

yeah but I can do the damn accent

[wary kindle]

Go back to bed grandma

i need a new pfp

[winter token]

No
I just crawled out of it

[dim river]

i hit 12 followers

#rebuilding my legacy

[winter token]

How is it

being a micro celebrity?

[frosty ore]

Trelawny is from Cornwall

[dim river]

its hard being so niche

[hazy oyster]

What is a legacy but planting seeds you’ll never see

[frosty ore]

Nobody take my southerner from me

[dim river]

might aswell start using wired headphones

[wary kindle]

great

[hazy oyster]

it’s barely even a real place

ragebait

[dim river]

i wanna go back to cornwall

[wary kindle]

wheres the pic of castiel from spn awkwardly holding his shirt open

[winter token]

Don’t remember asking you.

[dim river]

idk

[dim river]

im such a chud i just physically loled at myown message

[frosty ore]

Well no fucking authentic cornish pasties for you then

[wary kindle]

still applies to me pfft

u mad granny?

[winter token]

“Pfft” bleh bleh bleh

[dim river]

my NECK Is sticky

[hazy oyster]

I don’t eat meat I was never getting the goddamn fucking authentic cornish pasties

Sadly

[whole cipher]

What the fuck are Cornish pasties

[dim river]

heaven

[winter token]

I can adopt you and force you to delete tiktok

[hazy oyster]

you’re missing out

[frosty ore]

Well no fucking cornish cheese for you then

[wary kindle]

omg dude im starving dont even

[hazy oyster]

NO I’m sorry I take it back

[frosty ore]

Good.

[wary kindle]

no you cant

[whole cipher]

Damn I wish I wasn’t

[whole edge]

Im so sorry but the only think I know referred to as pasties are the ones that go under your shirt

[dim river]

eh

[wary kindle]

my dad made birria tacos w me yesterday guys it mightve been my magnum opus

[dim river]

what does tis mean

[wary kindle]

fair

[dim river]

i had burritos today yum yum ymu

[winter token]

Im confused af too

[frosty ore]

Yeah no this is different

[wary kindle]

i used the left overs for a burrito actually

[dim river]

if i coud send a sticker id send the one of the aliens touching foreheads

[frosty ore]

Cornish pasties are pastys

if thats better

[dim river]

omg fuckijg yum

[whole edge]

Like if you don't wear a bra you can wear pasties instead

[winter token]

[dim river]

are you aussie or something

[whole edge]

No I'm American

[winter token]

[dim river]

oh...

[wary kindle]

have you guys had black forest cake

[winter token]

Vegemite

[wary kindle]

a truly beautiful dessert

[dim river]

the cheeries one

cherries

[wary kindle]

chocolate and cherries yes

i dont even like cake but i love chocolate and cherries so

[dim river]

oh my GUCKING god i just want my blanket already but im waitinf for my skin to DRU

[winter token]

Mods take action against this user

[whole edge]

Just googled what a pasty is... that is an empenada

[dim river]

i dont like cake or cherries but i like cherry chocolate cake

[wary kindle]

what did you just say...?

[frosty ore]

Pastry is different

[wary kindle]

tessa youre cancelled.

[whole edge]

Ah okay

[dim river]

plz no

my knees are quivering

[wary kindle]

a derogatory term :/

[dim river]

eh

[wary kindle]

jensen ackles is so fucking hot bro

[whole cipher]

Who

[dim river]

omg i just looked athat up and NO that was a typo

[winter token]

He harassed me in my dream when I was a teen

[whole edge]

#Jensenisoverparty

[winter token]

#canceled

[wary kindle]

:/

#general-media

[modest jay]

That sounds about right for him

[wary kindle]

he also plays soldier boy in the boys

whos still bad as hell

[hazy oyster]

I wish you weren’t too

to? Too? Who gaf

[whole cipher]

Too is right

[hazy oyster]

oh hell yeah

I’m so smart

[whole cipher]

Definitely

I’m getting on rdo hopefully I can find some people

[hazy oyster]

fingers crossed

[wary kindle]

do i start a new wq save

i want a gay wolf

[hazy oyster]

gay wolf 🗣️

[mild knoll]

I am playing rdr 1 rn I ran into a guy who was standing against the wall and he was exaggerating threw him across onto the ground

[whole edge]

Inside everyone there is 2 wolves
One is gay
The other is gay

[whole cipher]

Tell him to suck it up

[fallow dust]

[hazy oyster]

shoot him

woah who said that

[mild knoll]

I literally yelled when he did it sir that wasn’t needed

[winter token]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

Release me…

[mild knoll]

I should rope him and throw him off a cliff

[whole cipher]

Hes such a princess

[hazy oyster]

can you throw him on a fire does that work

[hazy oyster]

drama queen frfr

[mild knoll]

I just went up to him and he said “sorry that was accidental” NO THE FUCK IT WASNT

[whole edge]

Alexa: Play monster- Meg and dia- nightcore version

[hazy oyster]

the lion doesn’t concern himself

gn y’all

[whole cipher]

Goodnight

[mild knoll]

Goodnight

[winter token]

HE’s A MONSTER WHY DO I WANT YA PLEASE TELL ME PLEASE TELL ME

[tender whale]

Oo

[mild knoll]

I tied the exaggerating princess up chat

[tender whale]

hih

Huh

[whole cipher]

Oh no

[mild knoll]

Throwing them on fire doesn’t work sadly

He keeps asking why do you want to tie me up 😂😂

[wary stone]

how do I open treasure vaults from those encounter npcs

[winter token]

Heh

[whole cipher]

Maybe he should focus on whats gonna happen

[mild knoll]

I’m just thinking I’m gonna do some unspeakable things to you sir

😂😂

[whole cipher]

LMAO

[mild knoll]

I’m going to throw him down a waterfall

[minor beacon]

Hi

[whole cipher]

Hellooo

[mild knoll]

Hello

[trail void]

Still committing crimes?

[whole cipher]

Oh that dudes profile scared me

[nocturne ermine]

@eextreme0

[whole cipher]

This one deserved it

[trail void]

Why

[trail void]

Yeah it’s that horror thing

My friend told me some ppl simp for that

[dim river]

hi hi hi hi

[mild knoll]

I bumped into this guy and was exaggerating and threw himself like I threw him but I just bumped into him

[whole cipher]

Yeah I watched a few videos on it just jumpscared 😭

[dark elbow]

How many chapters did I miss?

[trail void]

Why would you do that to yourself

[whole cipher]

My self preservation in terms of scaring myself is nonexistent

[whole cipher]

A few, hello again

[trail void]

I can see 😭

[dark elbow]

Hello again

[trail void]

As I saw that I didn’t even go further like nope I ain’t dealing with this thing

[whole cipher]

Lmaoo

I get scared so easily but still decide to scare myself

I don’t like being scared either so idk why I do it

[trail void]

That’s suspicious

[trail void]

Sparrow

[dark elbow]

Is this about bugs?

Insects?

[trail void]

Nah

[whole cipher]

No it’s about horror stuff

[dark elbow]

Horror movies?

[trail void]

Did y’all ever know about momo

[trail void]

That strange picture

[whole cipher]

Videos movies games yeah

[trail void]

And the whale challenge

[whole cipher]

Yes

[trail void]

Omg help

[whole cipher]

Scared ts out of me

[dark elbow]

Makes sense

[trail void]

SAMEE

when I was a kid

I was so innocent

[whole cipher]

Do you like that stuff

[dark elbow]

That creepy women? Hell I know

[whole cipher]

I wasn’t but I was still a damn coward

[dark elbow]

I do.

[whole cipher]

Interesting

[grizzled palm]

[dark elbow]

She looks like she came straight from hell

[whole cipher]

My family loves that stuff not me though

[trail void]

Some ppl really just followed that trend after the real bud got arrested

[trail void]

And from a failed makeup

[dark elbow]

Very

[trail void]

Oh there was also that rat guy

[whole edge]

HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME IN YEARS. NOOOOO

[neon barn]

Guys sadie adler is a baddie

[trail void]

Mickey Mouse guy weirdo

[glacial portal]

omg the freaking challenge guy

[dark elbow]

Obviously, they need a better actor too

[trail void]

I’m sorry Charles

[whole cipher]

Those fucking killer clowns too

[trail void]

YES LOL

[trail void]

Fr

[glacial portal]

i forgot his name😭😭

[trail void]

Clowns never scared me

[whole cipher]

There was no reason for me to be running from guys with chainsaws and clown masks cuz some of them wanted to having a fun time in 2016

[trail void]

Sameee

[whole edge]

2016 was such a strange time

[whole cipher]

Clowns didn’t scare me, the people running around with weapons and masks scared me

[trail void]

When I think that in America there’s real clowns killing ppl

[dark elbow]

Holy flashbacks

[trail void]

The basic look of a serial killer ngl

[frosty olive]

Heyy

Clowns are so spooky

[whole cipher]

Plague doctors too, fuck them. I walked by a guy on Halloween dressed as the plague doctor and said I had the plague, he and his friend started chasing me to down the street

[whole edge]

I distinctly remember at this time in america in class we all just talked about harambe and killer clowns for at least a week

[glacial portal]

oh my gosh

[trail void]

Bro I love their mask

It looks like a bird

[dark elbow]

I don't get how clowns are scary. They are bunch of people with a messy makeup acting like they came from asylum

[trail void]

It’s cuter than other things

[whole cipher]

They’re cool looking

[frosty olive]

BRO someone I know dresses as a plague doctor EVERY DAY

[trail void]

Dang 💔

[glacial portal]

i dont find them pleasant, its the make up for me

[whole edge]

Ive done clown makeup before for the fun

[trail void]

They always make me remember of doctors in assassins creed so I don’t get scared xd

[whole cipher]

Clowns aren’t scary but what ppl do in clown costumes are

[frosty olive]

Same it’s super fun

[dark elbow]

Did ppl avoid you during those days, son?

[frosty olive]

But some are cute and some are super spooky

[whole cipher]

Yeah, I like the look of plague doctors

[frosty olive]

I was nowhere near this guy

[dark elbow]

For me it's all. The make up. The acting. The clothing. Grown ups acting like 5 year Olds.

[dark elbow]

Pretty much nah

[whole cipher]

Where I live there’s this theme park that does Halloween horror nights and good lord, that is scary I was forced to go once and genuinely almost had a heart attack from ppl jumping out at me

[dark elbow]

[whole cipher]

You just brave ig

[trail void]

Same I wouldn’t go there

Why would you do that when you can be with your horsey

[whole cipher]

I wasn’t being told we were staying for the horror part of the park

😭

[trail void]

Obviously you will

[dark elbow]

If I was there they probably would've regretted their jobs. Anxiety fears me.

[dark elbow]

When it comes to Mosquitoes then no

[whole cipher]

No cuz it was a timed thing, the horror stuff only started at night and in the day it was just a normal theme park that we frequented often

[trail void]

I mean ig they will just scare others then

[glacial portal]

now that i think about it.. yeah that all makes it worse

[trail void]

Ohh

[dark elbow]

Lord have mercy.

[whole cipher]

Scare actors ignore people who don’t look interested

[whole cipher]

Lmaoo it’s okay mosquitos are scary

[glacial portal]

just keep clowns in their own town fr😣💔

[dark elbow]

Exact

[trail void]

Yeah true it’s like mascots in Disney land

When you act unbothered they don’t come to you

[whole cipher]

I fear acting unbothered is impossible for me when I’m actively shaky

[dark elbow]

Those lil bastards with long legs like mommy long leg flying around carefree and searching for blood.

[dark elbow]

Clown town. Or clown city. But good one

[trail void]

Those are less scary cuz you can easily make them fall

[whole cipher]

What about mayflies

[glacial portal]

loll😭😭 we’ll take them somewhere

[dark elbow]

Fall on me? I'll skip

[dark elbow]

I can deal with those unlike the long leg idiots

[frosty ore]

Okay sherlock

[dark elbow]

Count me in

[whole cipher]

Huh

[whole cipher]

Fair, I’m scared of mayflies ngl

[trail void]

Dear Watson

[dark elbow]

I can see why

[whole cipher]

I can deal with other creatures tho

I’m just really iffy about flying bugs

[trail void]

What about jumping spiders

[austere palm]

But

[whole cipher]

Um are they gonna jump on me

[glacial portal]

they’re small and chill

[vivid marsh]

i love jumping spiders

[glacial portal]

real

[dark elbow]

The flying ones are hard to catch, mostly

[dark elbow]

[trail void]

If you are a menace to them yes

[whole cipher]

Then I won’t bug them and they won’t bug me

[sage tangle]

Dunno what we're talking about but I love those little guys

[whole cipher]

Catching bugs seems fun

[trail void]

Yeah they’re cute

[whole cipher]

I only caught like millipedes and lizards n stuff

[whole edge]

I was a scare actor for a couple years at a big haunted house and I purposefully jumpscare people not paying attention

[trail void]

Mosquitoes are the worst

[vivid marsh]

millipedes are sooo cool

[glacial portal]

omg millipedes mentioned

[vivid marsh]

not centipedes though, fuck those

[glacial portal]

i love those guys

[whole cipher]

You’re a menace

[glacial portal]

i kinda like those too

[dark elbow]

I'd rather catch butterflies instead

[glacial portal]

they’re swaggy millipedes

[trail void]

A Charles lover doesn’t fit with that

[vivid marsh]

therye cool but i dont like them near me because of how fast they are.

[whole cipher]

A lot of millipedes crawled into houses where I lived

[glacial portal]

understandable

[dark elbow]

Son. Did you get paid enough?

[glacial portal]

omg thats kinda scary tho

[trail void]

What about scorpions

[glacial portal]

howd that happen

[whole edge]

So it seems you missed the EVIL tag

[whole cipher]

I’m tryna get better of my fear of flying bugs cuz I use to run from butterflies lowkey

[whole cipher]

Oh nah they’re cute and chill

[trail void]

But but

[trail void]

And Scorpions

[glacial portal]

loll i bet

[whole cipher]

I’ve never experienced a scorpion

[dark elbow]

Talk about crawlers

[whole edge]

No 💀
That's why it was only a couple years. Cool job though! Even made a few kids collapse to the ground. Good times

[glacial portal]

yeah ive never seen one of those i dont wanna

[trail void]

The fact they can kill you is enough

[dark elbow]

Flying bugs can go to hell

[trail void]

They can walk in walls and get into beds ext

[whole cipher]

I hate that we need them

[whole cipher]

Imagine waking up to find a scorpion under your sheets

[dark elbow]

Couple of years is something but not being paid enough is not worthy

[dark elbow]

That's a fact

[spark pebble]

Hello everyone

[trail void]

I had one in vacation it was a black one but we killed it

[dark elbow]

We got too many ladies and gens joining

[whole cipher]

Hellooo

[whole cipher]

Oh dear

[dark elbow]

Howdy

[whole cipher]

New people are nice

[spark pebble]

Hi Rain

I am nice

[trail void]

But that angry child of earlier

[spark pebble]

Unless you annoy me to the point that I make you my enemy

[dark elbow]

Hey son

[trail void]

Bro really got angy with you 😭

[spark pebble]

Son?

[whole cipher]

“Oh you won’t help me? Your fat and ugly” like woah

[dark elbow]

I might have to agree

[spark pebble]

DUDE you’ve made it into my list

[whole cipher]

IDK WHY I WAS THE TARGET

[trail void]

That’s so young John coded

[spark pebble]

-_- I’m a woman not son

[dark elbow]

No, dawg.

[trail void]

FR 😭

Then bro insulted everyone

[dark elbow]

Ah, daughter then. My apologies, was an misunderstanding. If you only didn't have a Male make pfp

[whole cipher]

Tellin me to suck his nuts like cmon dude

[spark pebble]

Makeup?

[trail void]

He needed to drink a bit and breathe

[frosty ore]

Pfp aint got nothin to do w/ it

[trail void]

Prob got told this before

[spark pebble]

I’m not wearing makeup this is my real face

[whole cipher]

Me? Yeah

[wary kindle]

oh dear

[glacial portal]

what kinda people are u meeting twin

[dark elbow]

She did the "Mini myni mu"

[trail void]

You look like my lil bro

[spark pebble]

-_- I’m almost 28

[dark elbow]

I don't see pronounce, dawg

[spark pebble]

There’s nothing LITTLE about me

[whole cipher]

Nah it was this guy that joined the server and got really mad so he said “oi asher suck my nuts you fat ugly bitch” when I wasn’t even talking to him

[trail void]

No I mean everything he insulted others was prob what others insulted him of

[whole cipher]

Ohhh

Yeah probably

[glacial portal]

jesus… im sorry that happened thats really weird

[whole cipher]

Had me cackling tho

[trail void]

Bro attacks ppl who were just chilling 😭

[whole cipher]

No need to apologize I don’t take stuff like that to heart too much

[whole cipher]

Fr

[frosty ore]

Its okay he callled me obese

[trail void]

Yh don’t it’s just discord lol

[glacial portal]

lol thats lowkey real its overall just a crazy interaction

[dark elbow]

Shi my bad, I meant "Male pfp"

[trail void]

Like that was an insult

[whole cipher]

Besides, I’m the opposite of everything he called me so idm

[frosty ore]

Most people just dont called other son/daughter till they know gender of the person they're talking to to. Atleast in my experience.

[trail void]

I’ve never been to one discord server without a creep randomly coming to insult everyone

[thin flint]

Pronounce

[frosty ore]

Fr like we're in 2026, not 2017

[spark pebble]

Merlin he assumed I was a boy

[whole cipher]

Goodness the stuff that I’ve seen from randos

[spark pebble]

And called me son

[frosty ore]

Yes I saw

[spark pebble]

He’s on the list of people I shall torture in hell

[frosty ore]

Okay no

[glacial portal]

okay..

[whole cipher]

That’s a bit extreme

[frosty ore]

Lets not do that.

[spark pebble]

Not really

[thin flint]

Don't get on Carly's bad side

[glacial portal]

thats not nice carly

[trail void]

Is that one too

[spark pebble]

Fine

He can live

But only if he stops assuming genders

[glacial portal]

carly he was gunna live anyway

[frosty ore]

No just be nice Carly. You're 28, don't be acting like you're 15

[dark elbow]

I went along with the gender of the profile. Plus Where I’m from, ‘son’ just means ‘kid.’ Ain’t that deep.

[spark pebble]

Rain if you clicked my profile you’d of seen my pronouns

[whole cipher]

Yeah I was about to say I think he calls everyone son it’s kinda common in certain regions

[gritty sundial]

[frosty ore]

Her profile HAS pronouns im ngl 😭

[trail void]

He’s just too much dutched

[whole cipher]

LMAOOO

[frosty ore]

Okay this is a diff in like region things then

[dark elbow]

Apologies, friend. No disrespect intended.

[thin flint]

I like when people start talking and you can just tell how limited their political landscape is

[spark pebble]

It’s fine

Ur forgiven

[dark elbow]

I get it.

[spark pebble]

And removed from my enemy book

[whole cipher]

Ppl where im from call everyone baby and dear don’t mean anything, just different places use different terms

[trail void]

I like how ppl can think they know everything about someone just by 5 mins of chats

[frosty ore]

We get love and babs

[dark elbow]

Much obliged.

[frosty ore]

Or mate. Theres alot of mate

[spark pebble]

We call people mush like mate or pal

[dark elbow]

Appreciated

[frosty ore]

British?

[spark pebble]

Yep

[whole cipher]

I get called a lot of things ngl, maam miss, little lady, baby, sweetie

[frosty ore]

I dont think i've ever heard anyone get refered to as Mush past the age of like. 17

[whole cipher]

Southern mfs

[trail void]

Like earlier

[whole edge]

People use ma'am or miss or sir or sugar or sweetie a lot here

[spark pebble]

I’m so British I make people go mad trying to guess what part I’m from

[glacial portal]

mfs in south will call u baby and sugar and then curse ur bloodline

[trail void]

Especially son

[whole cipher]

Only if you’re disrespectful dear I love bein southern

[dark elbow]

Fair enough. Folks talk different depending on where they’re at.

[frigid quartz]

I've been called "son" in person when clearly I'm a girl LMAO number one reason why I'm keeping long hair for now on 😭

[glacial portal]

me too but its only cuz i like seeing horses

[whole edge]

And if you look fem old people loooove to grab your shoulder or pat you or something too

[spark pebble]

I might have to grow my hair long so people don’t call me lad or sir

or bro for that matter

[whole cipher]

Me and my cousin were hangin out once and this woman referred to us as “these two young men” I was so confused

[trail void]

Igormyhorseyandmyhorseylovesme

[frosty ore]

I call everyone bro 💔

[spark pebble]

Ur fine

[frosty ore]

or gang

[spark pebble]

You didn’t just call me that outright

So ur good

[whole edge]

Bro, dude, and guys is being gender neutral if you believe

[glacial portal]

[frosty ore]

Im in a phase of either using Bro or Gang rn

[frigid quartz]

Nah honestly I get that, I really wanted short hair when I was younger but people kept calling me sir or son and I was getting annoyed so I just kept it long ever since

[spark pebble]

I believe I’m about as sane as St Nick’s

[frosty ore]

Bro, Bros, Gang

[dark elbow]

You could correct em

[frosty ore]

I cant stand long hair

so itchy

[whole cipher]

I have short hair but I’m growing it out rn, it’s going well I think

[spark pebble]

I can’t either but 😭 it’s gonna have to come back

[trail void]

Especially in summer 💔

[frosty ore]

I cut it short when I turned 13 and I havent turned back since

[glacial portal]

real

[frosty ore]

It never gets any longer then just below my chin

[whole cipher]

I never really got to experience long hair bcuz I cut it when I was like 12 so now I do wanna see if I like it especially now that I know how to take care of it ngl

[spark pebble]

Mine got to just below my neck then it went bye bye

[whole edge]

My hair got long for the first time in a long time, and I had to cut layers and a couple inches off cause it was driving me craaaaazy

[frigid quartz]

To be fair she was an elderly and had poor eyesight but the other ppl? That's a lot of correction LOL I haven't had the issue ever since keeping my hair long but now I've grown into liking long hair because I, well, I just like long hair

[frosty ore]

It sets of my sensory issues

I cannot deal

[whole cipher]

That’s fair

[spark pebble]

At this point I’d happily go bald and just wear a wig

[trail void]

Yeah same

It’s just annoying in summer

When it’s too hot

[dark elbow]

Old eyes I understand. The others oughta know better.

[frigid quartz]

Hey ppl can manage to rock a wig, ngl, I have no doubts you'd be able to make one look awesome on ya

[whole edge]

I love the heat ngl, but I hate the weight of long hair, cause yeah sensory issues

[whole cipher]

Question is

Curly or straight hair

Cuz it’s different

[whole edge]

Curly ♡

[frosty ore]

I have curly

[whole cipher]

Me too

[frosty ore]

I hate it

[whole edge]

Well mine is like wavy

[trail void]

Wavy

[spark pebble]

Straight hair

[glacial portal]

i love the heat, my hairs curly, i cook every summer

[frigid quartz]

My hair is wavy

[spark pebble]

My real hair is curly like a damn poodle

[glacial portal]

same i have coils😭

[dark elbow]

Heh. Long as it’s your choice, that’s what matters.

[whole cipher]

I have 3a, 3b hair I think

It’s also unhealthy asf rn

[whole edge]

Real my hair gets curlier, and I have some freckles that get dark, plus skin tans, so I feel like I look 3× as good in the summer

[frosty ore]

Its not the weight of the hair that sets me off, well it is a bit. But its also the fact it like tickles my neck and its so warm it really pisses me tf off

[spark pebble]

Mine is like Michael Jackson curly from 1996

[frigid quartz]

I used to have such horrible curls on the sides of my head that would worsen during humid days but I haven't had them ever since for some reason

[frosty ore]

I have a shit tonne of freckles, but my skin doesn't tan. Just burns

[spark pebble]

Frrrr freckles are nice but not when ya burn like a rotisserie lobster

[whole cipher]

Too biracial for skin burning I just get darker and darker

[glacial portal]

yess in the summer i also get sun dots on me or wtv they’re called and i tan so much and i love swimming but omfg my hair makes me get so hot i consider shaving it all off

[frosty ore]

The gag is both my parents tan

I just.. burn?

I have to have the highest spf or i just burn

[spark pebble]

I do burn

[glacial portal]

i burn and tan so idk i js wear sunscreen

[frosty ore]

I mean i just dont go outside in summer im ngl

[spark pebble]

But then I go from Michael Jackson white to Roast chicken golden

[dark elbow]

Yeah. Sun don’t show much mercy—best protect yourself.

[whole cipher]

My moms black, my dads white so I grew up not worrying about the burns and being told I look better in the sun

[frosty ore]

I have the worst hayfever EVER so i stay indoors

[frigid quartz]

I don't have freckles but I have a lot of what looks like freckles but they're not, idk how to explain it but it's not freckles it's like moles but they're small and all over my arms, like a skin pattern rather than a mole, if you get what I mean? I'm confusing myself 😭

[glacial portal]

i live by a pool so i am indeed outside cuz my friends come over

[frosty ore]

So thats freckles!

Freckles arent just on your face!

[whole cipher]

I miss the ocean sm can winter be over already

[glacial portal]

real

i wanna beach

[spark pebble]

We still got another month of it

[whole cipher]

I want the sea

[frigid quartz]

Ohhh yeahhhhh, I honestly love freckles it's like the person was kissed by the stars

[glacial portal]

we yearn for the sand

[frosty ore]

Ill miss the winter when its over.

[whole cipher]

Yearn for the ocean ong

[frosty ore]

Thats a really sweet way of looking at it

[dark elbow]

It's winter, you'll need some patience till summer

[whole cipher]

Not me, I lived in Florida and Virginia for most my life, this is my first cold winter im ready for it to be over

[dark elbow]

Best part of winter : winter sports

[glacial portal]

i need summer to come now

[spark pebble]

But I’M COLD 😭 I just wanna get warm

[whole cipher]

I’m not use to SEASONS

[glacial portal]

im cold like summer come back

[frosty ore]

The moment it turns to spring, I start suffering from hayfever. Ill suffer from Spring all the way up untill middle Autumn then i can start breathing again

[spark pebble]

I shouldn’t get into bed and feel like I just got hypothermia

[frigid quartz]

Honestly when I look at skin I think "this person is blessed why can't I have this 😔" I'm jealous of ppl with skin that looks like silk and shines in the sun

[pearl yew]

Does everyone here live in America

[whole cipher]

No there’s British people somewhere here

[frigid quartz]

No I live on Pluto

[dark elbow]

Fair enough. World’d be dull if we all agreed.

[spark pebble]

Not me

[pearl yew]

I see

[spark pebble]

Even Pluto is warmer than here

[frosty ore]

Hello I am britian

[glacial portal]

LOL true that

[whole cipher]

What winter sports

[glacial portal]

woah ur literally britain

[spark pebble]

Hockey

[frosty ore]

Its the winter olympics rn

[spark pebble]

Curling

Skating

[whole cipher]

Oh

[spark pebble]

Bobsledding

[glacial portal]

ice skatingg omg

[dark elbow]

Skiing, skating and stuff

[whole cipher]

Can’t yall go skating and do hockey like anytime of the year go to a rink

[glacial portal]

yeah

[velvet pagoda]

bello

[tender whale]

I suck at skating

[glacial portal]

hello

[whole cipher]

I love skating

[spark pebble]

Yeah but it’s fun watching the olympics

[frosty ore]

You say that like everyone just has an ice rink near them

[glacial portal]

its like weird walking

[whole cipher]

That’s true

[velvet pagoda]

skating scares me i broke my leg in middle school skating and now i won’t never do it again

[tender whale]

I wish I was good at it

[dark elbow]

Reckon we could. Ain’t quite the same as real ice, though.

[tender whale]

Youch

[glacial portal]

u can get good at it twin

[frosty ore]

I have to go like nearly two hours away to get to a rink

[spark pebble]

👀 and ya wonder why I won’t skate at a rink

[whole cipher]

I’ve never been skating on real ice I’ve never even seen a frozen lake

[velvet pagoda]

i’m scared the bottom will slice me if i fall

[frigid quartz]

Winter sports where I live is making sure you don't fall on your butt while running in place

[dark elbow]

Can’t blame you.
Once you break somethin’, it sticks with you.

[tender whale]

I know 💔

[spark pebble]

see what I mean

[velvet pagoda]

literally. it was my ankle and it bent all the way back. sometimes when it’s cold it hurts

[spark pebble]

😭 NOW I don’t wanna go skating

[lyric nebula]

hello again john

[whole cipher]

Validdd winter sports over here is dodging cars that lose control from the ice road

[dark elbow]

Heh. World’s a big place. Plenty you ain’t seen yet.

[glacial portal]

it is lowk hard tho i cant lie

[velvet pagoda]

tips hat

[frigid quartz]

I swear the ppl where I live forget how to drive when it snows LOL

[dark elbow]

Yeah. Old breaks got a way of remindin’ you when it’s cold.

[whole cipher]

I want to though, I don’t plan on staying ignorant to the world around me

[frosty ore]

My ankle hurts from being a little twerp when I was a kid. Like thank you 7 year old me from going on your actual tippy toes like you're a ballarina on pointe. I really appreciate that now thank you

[spark pebble]

Oh please in the uk when it snows we drive like our lives depend upon it

[dark elbow]

That’s good. Curiosity’s what keeps a person movin’.

[whole cipher]

This one guy literally drove into a school parking lot while teenagers were leaving to their car it was terrifying

[frosty ore]

Whos we

[tender whale]

I got my cats very nice locally made catnip and they have zero interest other then smelling it in the bad

[spark pebble]

The people of the UK

[velvet pagoda]

why do you talk so wistfully

[frigid quartz]

OMG?

[whole cipher]

Smart words

[tender whale]

When it's out the bag they don't gaf

[frosty ore]

I am person in uk

[lyric nebula]

i genuinely need to reincarnate

[glacial portal]

hes wise

[spark pebble]

Hello fellow UK’er

[lyric nebula]

i played the game with ALL of the spoilers

[tender whale]

What

[lyric nebula]

omd

[velvet pagoda]

yeah like what are we doing 😭😭😭 cringing at my past habits

[whole cipher]

Yeah no it was crazy I knew the guy who’s car got hit too

[dark elbow]

Life’s got a way of doin’ that to a man.

[frosty ore]

People where i live don't drive like that

[velvet pagoda]

never thought of this possibility my bad

[spark pebble]

Where I am they do

[dark elbow]

Agreed

[frosty ore]

Like yes totally 7 year old me! Sitting in a W is SO healthy!!!

[frigid quartz]

You saying twerp reminds me of what my grandpa used to call me all the time lol

[whole cipher]

Awh

[frosty ore]

Future you is going to love it!!!!

[whole cipher]

That’s sweet

[spark pebble]

twerp reminds me of fairly odd parents

[whole cipher]

My grandpa called me monkey

[glacial portal]

yeah that is ur bad thanks for reflecting man

[ruby fiber]

any women on here who play??

[whole edge]

We need to bring twerp back

[spark pebble]

Me

[zinc hare]

Any 23+ y/o people wanna play with me and @ruby fiber

[whole cipher]

Yes

[frosty ore]

I play

[velvet pagoda]

i’m always open to change

[tender whale]

Not me sorry tho I look like one

[frail saddle]

Yes

[frigid quartz]

No we're all aliens coming to steal your crops and cows

[tender whale]

Yes

[velvet pagoda]

doing shit without thinking abt the future because who cares? bitch US hello

[jolly cipher]

Yes

[whole cipher]

[frosty ore]

We're playing a rubix cube with your fields

[ruby fiber]

omg sick if any1 23+ wants 2 meet us ty and i r in vc !

[glacial portal]

type shi

[lyric nebula]

mb sheriff

[frigid quartz]

Especially you. I'm joking LOL

[frosty ore]

Yeah theres not a huge amount of people who are 23+

[velvet pagoda]

i bet u meant it

[ruby fiber]

🙁

[whole cipher]

Really? What’s the average age range here

[frosty ore]

Most people are under 22 in my experience. Theres a handul who are over, but most don't play PC

[frigid quartz]

I MEANNN.... 👀
nah

[velvet pagoda]

im 23 this year

[glacial portal]

unc

[whole edge]

I'm a 23 yr old who is bad at everything and only has play station so

[zinc hare]

Crazy

[velvet pagoda]

ok enough.

[frosty ore]

Teens-Mid 20's

[glacial portal]

mb

[whole cipher]

Okay fair

That is 23+ tho mid 20’s would be like 25

[velvet pagoda]

i am unc :(

[frosty ore]

Yes but like i said

[velvet pagoda]

sometimes when i wake up my back already hurts

[glacial portal]

its okay unc

[velvet pagoda]

it’s so over

[frosty ore]

Most people who are over 23 don't play PC in my experience

[whole cipher]

Oh yeah

[velvet pagoda]

grave tomorrow.

[frosty ore]

Im 21 and my back hurts all the time

Im gonna be half a robot by the time im your age

[dark elbow]

Lumbago

[whole cipher]

Should I be worried about my back hurting lol I’m only 17-18

[velvet pagoda]

just do stretches in the morning save urself

[frigid quartz]

The fact I had back issues at 18 and I'm 23 now 😔

[dark elbow]

Doing sports or morning yoga helps, trust

[frosty ore]

I've always had back issues unfortantly 💔

[whole cipher]

Trusting

[frosty ore]

I have fused Vertebrae so they hurt

[whole cipher]

I do dw

[whole edge]

My back hurts all the time now, you're so cooked the second 23 comes around
(My back has like always hurt cause I slouch and sleep in strange positions)

[frosty ore]

Can't do much to change bones that have fused together

[frigid quartz]

That sounds like it hurts
Mine is just sciatica 😭

[whole cipher]

Oh yeah that sounds terrible

[velvet pagoda]

no i know. sitting at my pc shrimped the fuck up its so over

[frosty ore]

It does. I have benign tumours in my spinal coloum aswell, due to my condition I get them across my nerves

[dark elbow]

I'm glad I don't have lumbago 💀

[frigid quartz]

Damn

[frosty ore]

I lost the genetic lottery gang i have so many problems wrong with me

[whole cipher]

You will dw

[whole edge]

That sounds awful bro sorry you hit that lottery

[dark elbow]

I'll hit 'em gym/sports I'm good. I'll grow old with a good body

[frigid quartz]

Just wait 🫷🏻

[frosty ore]

Yes 💔 ontop of all that, being half blind, conditions, arthirists.

IM FUCKING SHORT

[velvet pagoda]

what is short to u

[dark elbow]

That's tough

[frosty ore]

I'm 5'3.2

[dark elbow]

I won't

[whole cipher]

You’re smart for thinking that, I’m tryna work towards that goal too

[whole edge]

I'm also like 5'3 or 5'4

[frosty ore]

Yknow you're short when you have to add the .2

[frigid quartz]

Oh okay then you want lumbago 🤔

[dark elbow]

It's free just take your first steps first

[dark elbow]

Do you wanna give me one?

[whole cipher]

I’m 5’3 idk or 5’2 idk

[whole edge]

Guys I was supposed to finish writing this thing, but my roommate's mom randomly showed up and I can't focus now. She is also playing the news on full volume from her phone...
MY ROOMMATE ISNT EVEN HERE

[whole cipher]

Well I think I took my first steps a while ago I’m rather skinny and fit idk 😭

[dark elbow]

[novel bone]

Would that be very below average or just slightly below average where you at?

[stable yarrow]

Hru guys

[whole cipher]

Average is 5’5 in America

[frigid quartz]

Hello

[stable yarrow]

Hiya

[dark elbow]

Sounds like you’re doin just fine to me.

[velvet pagoda]

5’3 isn’t even really all too short for a woman it sounds average height

[dark elbow]

Good wbu, fellow?

[whole cipher]

I am, just needa stay on top of it

[stable yarrow]

Chilling making music

[novel bone]

Shi really? Y’all quite small, is that including or discluding teenagers

[dark elbow]

Yeah. Just keep at it. That’s all there is to it, my lady

[dark elbow]

Have fun

[whole cipher]

I never claimed to be short, I’m below average so yes I’m short but in America 5’5 is the average and I’m usually the shortest of my friends so

[whole cipher]

You keep up with your stuff too kind sir

[frigid quartz]

For some reason my mom's side of the family is all almost 6ft or over 6ft 😭

[velvet pagoda]

the person who said they were short said they were 5’3.2

[tender whale]

I love my pain medication 💥💥

[stable yarrow]

I am always down to help whoever on both xbox and playstation for rdr2 i own them both

[novel bone]

The decimal was so unnecessary, can’t save that height

[velvet pagoda]

lol

[whole cipher]

Average adult woman is 5’5 so I think its anyone like 17+ included

[dark elbow]

Much obliged. I do what I can.

[velvet pagoda]

like i feel 5’3.5 is different but like just round down at the point of .2

[whole cipher]

Yeah my friends family is like that too, the generations are getting taller

[velvet pagoda]

imo

[dark elbow]

At that point, it’s just numbers arguing with themselves.

[frosty ore]

All the women around me are taller then me

[whole cipher]

Idk bout the decimal I just know im 5’2 or 5’3

[frosty ore]

Hi thats me

[velvet pagoda]

hi hru

[dark elbow]

I feel like in Europe women are taller there

[whole cipher]

This aswell ^ most women around me are taller

[whole cipher]

They are

[frosty ore]

Hi so I add the decimal because thats my height ❤️

I hope that helps

[velvet pagoda]

where u from europe?

[dark elbow]

I'm not from EU, but I've been to EU during vacations.

[velvet pagoda]

ok so where

[whole cipher]

I have a few friends in the eu

There’s a height difference Fs

[novel bone]

It actually does, thank you, would be kind do add a few more decimals so I can get an even more precise imagine 🥺

[dark elbow]

Sweden/Netherlands

[velvet pagoda]

do you recommend for immigration from america?

[frosty ore]

No i'm 5'3.2 pretty much exactly

[velvet pagoda]

dead 😭

[frosty ore]

Atleast last time I had my height checked I was

I doubt i've grown much in my last 2 years of adulthood

[novel bone]

But theoretically it is impossible to be on the dot a perfect 1 digit decimal, surely we can garner more information please

[frosty ore]

If you want to find me a tape measure in my house to get more infomation go right ahead!

[dark elbow]

Depends where you’re headed.

[novel bone]

Thank you, may you please unlock the closet door

[frosty ore]

I don't have a closet

You're in the wrong house

[novel bone]

Then who’s closet am I in

[velvet pagoda]

to sweden or the netherlands brother

[frosty ore]

God knows but it sure isn't mine 😭

[velvet pagoda]

bros in the closet. time to come out we accept u

[novel bone]

I am physically in a closet, not mentally

[dark elbow]

Both are good countries. But I would say Sweden

[novel bone]

It’s constraining but what if I open the door and some random American guy just smoov’s my shi

[frosty ore]

You're in an american closet?

Yeah you missed me by over 1000 miles

[velvet pagoda]

can you describe the closet maybe we can help

[novel bone]

I apologise for the delay and will acquire a strategic position in your dwelling as soon as I can possibly do so. I will grab a tape measure on the way

[velvet pagoda]

ok noted. america going downhill im troubled

[frosty ore]

Thank you!

[novel bone]

It looks like a closet, it has closet doors, closet walls, closet floor and suprisingly a closet roof

[dark elbow]

Just don't rush, fellow

[velvet pagoda]

hmm. might be a closet.

[frosty ore]

Is there narnia in there?

[novel bone]

Not necessarily, I just said there is a solid chance that it could be an American closet I am in

[frosty ore]

Because you mightve made it to the uk if theres narnia back there

[novel bone]

I wouldn’t infer that much now

[novel bone]

If I was in the UK then I would have already been stabbed which I don’t think I have been

Closet is dark though, can’t necessarily see

[frosty ore]

Its not that bad over here really

Yes it happens, but its not that bad.

[whole cipher]

It’s gloomy

[velvet pagoda]

ur right. i was too hasty. i apologize.

[frigid quartz]

I just came back why are we talking about closets being closets

[frosty ore]

Because platinum is in the wrong closet

He thought he was in mine, but i dont have one

[frigid quartz]

😭

[novel bone]

Have a guess where I live

[velvet pagoda]

ur moms house

[frosty ore]

In your house

[frigid quartz]

On earth, hopefully?

[novel bone]

You’re stalking me

[velvet pagoda]

LOL

ur funny

[novel bone]

Yes but what might the country be

[whole cipher]

Romania

Idfk

[tidal crest]

you

yo*

[whole cipher]

Helloo

[frigid quartz]

Mmeeeee

[frosty ore]

Well considering you say closet not wardrobe ill assume not the uk, unless this is just a north south thing

[tidal crest]

I meant "yo

[novel bone]

Then I wouldn’t be in the Closet, the door’s hinges would be taken and hence the inside would become the outside

Let’s think about this

[frosty ore]

...why would the hinges be taken?

[whole cipher]

I just got back idk what we’re talking about

[frigid quartz]

I took them

[novel bone]

I say closet because I’m gonna assume most of the people here are from the US

[frigid quartz]

My door needed them

[novel bone]

@frigid quartz took them

[velvet pagoda]

ur ma

[frosty ore]

Chronicles why did you take all the hinges in Romania

[frigid quartz]

I couldn't find the right hinge 😔

[frosty ore]

Are you going to give them back

[frigid quartz]

Nah

[novel bone]

Effort

[frigid quartz]

They're shiney

[frosty ore]

But what about the doors 💔

Okay you Magpie

[novel bone]

Overrated

[frigid quartz]

[novel bone]

Doors are for people with no imagination

[frosty ore]

I like my privacy thank you

[velvet pagoda]

i prefer batwing doors

[frosty ore]

I dont want people to watch me go to the bathroom

[frigid quartz]

I prefer a door that works

[whole cipher]

Put curtains on the frame

[velvet pagoda]

batwing doors work

[frigid quartz]

Nah I just prefer a door in general that works

[velvet pagoda]

oh just as the bare minimum

[frigid quartz]

Yuh

[velvet pagoda]

fair me too i think

[novel bone]

You were dissatisfied earlier when you found out I was not in your house

[frosty ore]

Well yeah because i wanted to be measured exactly

[whole cipher]

LMAO

[frosty ore]

You lured me in, you gave me hope, just to destroy it 💔

[novel bone]

Fear not, I will come tmrw bearing gifts

[novel bone]

Will a pencil case ruler do?

[frosty ore]

Okay great

Uhh

Yeah should do!

[frigid quartz]

We got Santa over here

[novel bone]

5’3.2” is close enough to a pencil case size

[novel bone]

Santa was so last year

[frosty ore]

Is it one of those bendy ones

[novel bone]

And later this year

[frigid quartz]

Well you're like late by 2 months

[novel bone]

No because when you bend them they never fully bend back and then you have a scoliosis ruler that can’t rule shi

[whole cipher]

Damn

[frosty ore]

crine

[tidal crest]

why's everyone kinda talking like in the 1900?

[frosty ore]

Yeah okay

[tidal crest]

some like that

[novel bone]

Nobody is I think

You potentially might need psychometric analysis

[whole cipher]

Is this what you think people in the 1900 talk like?

[true creek]

wha

[frigid quartz]

Because I'm old and fragile and ancient and probably mummifying idk

[tidal crest]

I Haven't seen a single cuss word yet. This is a dream 💀

[velvet pagoda]

fuck

[true creek]

LOL

[tidal crest]

whoa

[novel bone]

Wait we can swear

[velvet pagoda]

yea fuck

[whole cipher]

Yes?

[tidal crest]

you just realized bro?

[velvet pagoda]

lmfao

[true creek]

no we're family friendly

[whole cipher]

Not every conversation requires swearing every five seconds

[novel bone]

I was muted for a like a day for talking about hanging someone or smthn, can’t even remember but we can swear?

[frosty ore]

Yes we can swear

[novel bone]

Ts makes no sense

[velvet pagoda]

ok i feel like hanging someone is different

[velvet pagoda]

than saying fuck

[novel bone]

They killed my horsey

[true creek]

vaild

[velvet pagoda]

nvm get they ass

[novel bone]

They swung for their crimes

[dark elbow]

What kind of demon awakened in you?

[novel bone]

WHAT

[velvet pagoda]

LOL

[dark elbow]

Jesus

[whole cipher]

LMAOO

[novel bone]

🖕🖕🖕

[velvet pagoda]

what dis mean

[whole cipher]

IM CRYING

that was too funny

[modern python]

Is rdr2 dead now or just the discord?

[velvet pagoda]

holy shit bling bling boy

[whole cipher]

It’s bling bling boy from the hit show Johnny test

[novel bone]

Only thing dead is my White Arabian

[dark elbow]

Would you like to explain the thought of "hanging someone" being different?

[balmy marsh]

Hey asher how ya doing

[velvet pagoda]

to the intensity of saying swear words?

[whole cipher]

Hellooo I’m okay hru

[frosty ore]

...because thats different to swearing?

[balmy marsh]

Doing ok, working rn and hoping that soon those people in buffet go home so, i can get home and sleep

[dark elbow]

Now I get it

[frosty ore]

Like yall can swear all you want. But thats a totally different ballpark 😭

[dark elbow]

Got it

[velvet pagoda]

bro can’t read

[novel bone]

Hey big dog, I got a protractor ruler that’s 13cm if that works?

[novel bone]

No we can’t

[velvet pagoda]

that’s ok i still love u

[novel bone]

I was censored

[frosty ore]

Uhhhh YEAH! that works!