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GIRL IVE HAD SUCH HARD TIMES AT WORK I CANT EVEN BRING MYSELF TO PLAY DMC5
And fuck your gwent game

mad because an npc made fun of you
...you are aware right that alot of people who move over to Britain don't use the British accent?
YES
AND NOT IN A FUN WAY
What do they uae
Use
I don’t mind getting mocked at but like
...their own accent???
Fuck that gambling addict
What that's crazy
He made me lose
...did you think if people moved countries they put on an accent???
Kids adapt quickly
I saw videos
Well kids are different
Then we'll talk about kids
Id rather not
Same
I know several families that moved to the us with little kids and kids barely talk in their native language
If I moved to a different country I would use my own language and accent, not try to sound like one of them
Exactly
Like im not gonna move to american and start talking like an american
I would too because i don't know their language
Your first language is english…
With their Sidewalks and their herbs
Idk, but when I was really into jacksepticeye, my.. ig you’d call it inner monologue, was just his voice and accent
accents
accents can be changed
Gay people do it all day
Nothing hard about it
You just have to learn

are we talking abt code switching or smthn
TOPOFTHEMORNING to ye laddies 🗣️ 🤚
YEAHHHH
Accents
BHAHSHSA OH NOOOO
I know how to do a gay accent
Crine
It's perfect
A "gay" accent
Gay accent
Idk but they do
Is my accent a gay accent because im gay
They do have that accent
If you prefer to use it
I know what you’re talking about but I don’t think that’s considered an accent…
It’s just how some people talk
Yes I like using my British accent
Stereotype?
Are you satoru gojo because you’re the strongest or are you the strongest because you’re satoru gojo?
You're speaking clean english
Trewlawney is that you
I can read it atleast
If it was british i would've left the. Chat long ago
Whatever I speak
That’s all my messages about vergil
You don't wanna know

No he's from Cornwall, I am not from Cornwall
Im googling ts
I forgot that was a place
I've never heard of dirty english
I have my northern mindset the south ain’t real
I am very much real
Apprently it's a fragrence by juicy couture
only in nightmares
🆘

It's described as a dark "bad boy" scent
Dark bad boy scent
I don't even know what that means
Tyy
Now you know how I feel when you said Clean English and Dirty English
Because I can't find shit about it
a
You make it happen
Get on a call with my buddy and he'll tell you about it
Only the fact I can pay £19.34 for a dark bad boy scent and have it here on monday
Dirty english
Dark bad boy vs light good boy
The strongest sorcerer in history vs the strongest sorcerer of today
5 year’s anniversary in this server now

Why don't you tell me
Wow.. and still no mod..
DD and moonie mentioned 🥹
That's exactly what I'm talking about
No I don't think it is
It is merlinerd
You don't even know what i've got as a result
I've been here for 3 and honestly I'm confused as to how fast time went
Merlinerd.
ball knowledge mentioned !!
What were they merlinerd....???
My sister came in the room and started singing “Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you”
It's to nsfw
Ohh merlinerd...
but there is no "clean" english version

You shouldn't
Is my english clean
Thats crazy
my Dad burst into the room earlier and started singing the smiths I get your pain
See I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
60/50
I don't even know what I'm talking about
we can tell 😭😭😭
Vergil never finished school and it shows
From the fact you couldn't tell me what it meant I could tell
You're welcome to the image i sent in the gc
sigh
I know what I'm talking about but you don't
You don't feel it
...no i'd rather not feel what urban dictonary gave me a result thank you
Urban Dictionary tells me some wild stuff
no... i'd rather not
Then you'll never learn About THE DIRTY ENGLISH
Hello fellow cowboys
Not if youre talking about what urban dictonary gave me as a response. I do not want to feel it.
Oh! Never mind!
It's because I'm trying to tell him about the dirty english
I dont even think you know what it is
Merlinerd
I think you're making it up
I already did, It didn't give me anything but perfume
Someone’s about to join and say “this server is always fighting”
So i think you're fibbing
I'm suprised they havent yet
I wanna go home
That's not true
Lmao
Merlinerd
Your pants are on fire
Damn that's crazy
no perms to change my name in just this server 
I wanna go home too even though I'm rotting in bed right now
No my pants are fire
You are lying to me 💔
🔥
Nitro boost
I never lie to people
I imagine javier in the same room as vergil and merlin
Sitting quietly in the corner and watching them fight
But to a person
“I wanna go home guys”
It’s so cold
I think you're fibbing to me about this, i think you made it up
In this car
This is real
Pert knows about it too
Id make you popcorn while i call this guy a liar because he is 💔
ah rip p2w server privs :( total war discord is the same
You don't trust me but you trust him
is this english
Damn you've been here since novemeber and don't know pert isn't a guy
And don't know i'm not a guy
Not clean english
yes but it's not my first language sorry
Pert told me girls are not real
It’s called sarcasm…
Whats that
Dirty English
Now you get it pal
is this an inside joke im unaware of
This guys gonna make me divorce vergil
You get it
I was also being sarcastic
Yeah
Sorta
"I was being sarcastic" "No"
Yes
Yo why do you hate pert
Freeman
Do you know about the dirty english
Pert did nothing wrong
Aww imma free mah boy
I'm #1 pert fan
I love my fans
How fast do you swing
I like swings
Depends on the swing, how tired i am and the wind
You get it
Oh take me away
The winds
No
Guys recommend me nightcore
What's that
I would but I'm scared you'll cringe
Angel with a shotgun
I’m 29 years old
Cringing is lame
That's soo cringe
Okay well I recommend the ogs
I’ve already cringed from everything I could and now the concept of cringe stopped existing for me
That's amazing
Clarity is always a banger
At what age does this happen
EXACTLY what I was talking about
The ogs are the best
Any specific artist or just nightcore collectives?
hai guys
Lemme find the it girl video
im out of school
Clarity, Angel with a shotgun, Gasoline, Devils don't fly, battlefeild
ngl i just used to google song name nightcore
are we talking about gacha songs
Luke warm water
Depends on your life journey
For me it was 26-27 i think
im good hruu
I also stopped hanging out with losers who would call everything cringe because of their insecurities
That helped a lot too
Mostly building confidence fixes it for yoy
I was on tiktok before it was cool, i have no concept of cringe anymore
Im so hungry
How'd it feel after that because I think when you put that cringe concept away you become yourself
what’s the cooldown to redo legendary bounty’s
There are so many versions
And i think that way because my cousins i do whatever i want and it feels like home
Cinema
Check #community-content
This
I was the hit or miss gen of tiktok 😩
I need to do this
Trust it's so nice
does anyone know where I can find good outfits that don’t require mods
This only happens around my cousins man, being around friends like that is soo awkward
How is eating mud cringe
the ones I find are terrible and the ones I like I can’t find the clothing items
It takes time
Absolutely
Self awareness, facing your shadow self, not taking life seriously, confidence, minding your own business
Everything leads to discovering your true self
Also the fear of aging/death has been haunting me for years now
So literally
We have so little time
Lmao
I aint got time for cringe
When I think about my body aging and decaying and losing it's power I just think I wanna die young
It makes the acceptance easier
But death itself pmo
What am I doing this shit for
Yeah i don't get the purpose too
But u gotta find a purpose
Once that's done u just live and die
Yeah
Im scared of being old and helpless
But you shouldn't spend your life thinking about death
It’s terrifying
You would have kids to help you
You're gonna be a milf trust
- Not sure
- My kids wouldn’t be obligated to take care of me
It’s selfish
It's the life cycle
Lowkey, I've been thinking about ts, im scared that my children would hate me
There’s a chance I’ll love them not the way they’d wanted me to, so they won’t feel my love at all
SIREN I LOVE YOU
THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR ME
Emotional support is what they need most of the time
So learn that
And you'll be alright
I’d be a banger mom
Who's the father
I’ve learned shit from my own mother
What if he leaves you lol
How not to mother to be exact lmao
Just don't be like her and your kids will love you
That’s one of the reasons Im against having kids
I want them to have both parents but men are unreliable
Think of all outcomes
I don't want kids either
They are the most reliable
Im aware of the outcomes, i'm a child of divorce
LOLLL, out of everybody, you'd be the hot mom your children's friends would talk about
Coming over to yalls house js to see you 😭
LMAO
Was vergil tryna convince you into having kids or summin
What
She doesnt need convincing
Why would I convince someone to bring a life in this world
joe mama
omg me neither i cannot stand children
Well thats why i asked because it seemed like you were
Just because you don't want to
it was so cold outside my friend made her mom drive me home but we stopped and got milkshakes lmfao
Love this
💯💯💯
Bonding time
No it was about the old age
If you love, and care for your girl, listen to her needs and wants, and understand her emotions like you'd want to be understood at whatever age she is. Then you will be.
Who'll look out for you when you're old and helpless
It's either your kids or grave
Someone i pay with my money i didn't spend on children
They don't often do that???
i will die before this point
Me too
Or me and my future partner will die together in love 😩
We will have each other
Thats what u wanna do
But then u get a breakup
And your cycle continues
I want grandkids more than I want kids
i don't want any kids
I want great grand childrens
or grandkid
Option: Your friends kids
But what If you're infertile
...or you fall in love and don't break up??
That changes everything
This is how my mom had raised me and our bond is stronger than ever 🥹
i want to live alone with my spouse and sometimes we go visit our family only on holidays
I may go crazy in some point of life and adopt a teenager
They are rarely taken in, but for me - i get to skip the toddler stuff lmao
adoption
i want to say i love kids but some ppl think im saying it the wrong way 😞
A infertile person would do anything to have his own kids
I would handle a teen better than a baby
I don't want children.
That doesn't help mentally
the only way i would have a kid is adopting a teenager i would never adopt a child
??
Don't go assuming what every infertile person is like 😭
right
Is that.. Sonar 🫣
okay then thars how you feel
YES
Then you still shouldn't assume that every infertile person is like you
Meow
What if he speaks about having kids
chibi Marston 
I mean i wouldn't assume but
Many infertile people will probably think that way
Not majority but some
Many will yes. But not everyone. I don't want children.
Horrible realities of online
i love the avatar decoration that makes ur character so cute like little johnny marston ur a rugged outlaw
I didn't put a single thing on yiu
my aunts are lesbiansnd they adopted one of their kids because they wanted a second child, my little cousin is technically biological through a bank, it doesn't change how they feel about their adopted son lol
Thats what i meannnn 😭😭
I said okay Merlinerd
See exactly
Merlinerd
Damn that's crazy
Yo join the twitch stream @calmac222 on twitch
You have throughly confused me Vergil
not really
no
Ok?
The song im listening to is so fire in crine
they fell in love and wanted kids and they are comparably the most successful in my family
crine
I speak many things but I'm not even speaking
What song
I’m crine son
nice little farmhouse, 2 kids (one on the way too) and 2 dogs and a cat they
if they ever make a rdr3 they should lwk just make it like gta
shut up
Shakespeare found dead in a ditch
are living the dream
Shut up
Damn that's crazy
Mostly a free play but got sum missions
Look at my profile if you wanna see it
I want like 3/5 kids but in this economy 💀
Peak
omg this milkshake is ssssoooo fuckin good
LITERALLY
LMAO
I would have 100 if they were free
3-5 kids screaming for food as a baby
hiya
I’M NEARLY 30 I BARELY HAVE MONEY FOR A DECENT DOWNPAYMENT
how do you feel about that
I'd like a little house, not to be, not to small. Maybe in the countryside for the stars. A dog a two, maybe a ferret. I'd like somewhere with a fireplace
i just want dogs 
Idc i love kids not in that way 😭✋
What breed
Doggies!!!!!
baby’s bruh
any really, i would love a corgi however
Boomers be like: i bought my first house for 3 corn cobs
the baby’s are hell,, but kids r peak
mf is the boomer
Corgis are stupid
But like they have each a year apart or smth like that
you're stupid
u are gen x bruh
THIS
like grandma u didnt climb a mountain to get to school 🙁
Me and my brother is 18 months apart, it's a good age gap
IM FUCKING BANNING YALL
Get a dog named pebble
Ah me and my brother are 2 years apart and some days
but that would make you not da man 😭
oh my god pert is a millenial.
Zillennial
Ancient
Fillenianl
never say this again thank u
Legendary gunslinger
i have a dog named bill
You’re smellennial
It's okay pert can be honrary gen z
HELPP
no km gen beta
What breed
I was born Jan 1th
cuz ur a beta
2026
corgi
Pert lets play silent hill
CUTE
THANK YOU
That's stupid
Which one
F
You're welcome
Who’s daddy gave you 120€ for shf?
can u tell sean I kinda fw him now cause I did the mission where we burned down a barn
I love when Kojima makes me wait 20 minutes to craft a weapon
that’d be sooooo nice of you
i have a corgi, frenchie, rott/gsd mix, jack russell/chihuahua mix, siberian husky, pittie, some mutt found at a drop zone in mexico, a chiweenie, and another mutt
Lets NOT roleplay😭
Thats the best mission
lwk
All of them are good but corgi is stupid
Whats your beef with corgis
They're just stupid
I have a parsons terrier
I’d go on discord and forget about the game
you know corgi's are the 11th most intelligent breed yes
as they are herding dogs
Why not 1
this is what I am doing now 
theyre just unbelievably stubborn
That makes them stupid
Something personal i see
I dogsitted a corgi a few times
They’re extremely naughty
That's stupid too
He wouldn’t let me work
for base upgrades you have to wait 2 hours
because border collies have to be smart and were bred for their athleticism and intelligence
stupid kojima
That doesn't change the fact corgis are not stupid
corgis are built to literally bite ankles they don't need that much intelligence
Can we revoke kojima’s game dev license?
my corgi is probably smarter than you lol
That's why it's stupid
Real
so that makes you...
Smart
quiet stop making noise bitch your name is QUIET for a reason 
First time i've seen someone call themselves stupider then a dog
It's opposite if you look it upside down
son.
It's opposite if you look it upside down
Corgis have much smaller brain
Can a corgi write a symphony
Auto correct
yes
How
That's stupid
You've been writing that word alot
When they adding the rainbow Arabian
u da real rainbow arabian
No
Damn
thanks bro u da man
2nd man
DUSTIN! DONT USE SO MANY CAPS
pert is da man
hehe really
SMH
Henderson
yes
dustin
I didn’t know (this sentence is all caps)
Is it because your corgi is stupid
wow
I saw that
Make him smart
wrong your
Yall arguing about dogs rn ?
saw what
What the devil
your name is dustin pipe down
No Vergil is just calling Corgis stupid 💔
im crine
Dustin is tuff
ive given speeches on dogs this is my life
I cannot STAND my name here I hate Alan so much
I actually didn’t know my name was dustin thank you tho
Turf
tessa is soooooo tuff
your welcome
(No beef to people here named Alan btw)
Corgis are not stupid i have proof
yeah and fr T names so tuff
Just look at them
Like Thomas and Thomas
full beef to alans
Thomas and Tessa prolly top 2 names in the world
Just gotta look at your messages and know you're stupid
Look at the job application form
Who's we I'm not we
Honoured your majesty
I'm 16
The lore is that I got hacked by some guy who hacked a bunch of my friends, and he was posing as a discord employee
ugh omg im actually applying for a job kill me
And?
Legal working age
I was not aware it was a scam sigh
I'm legally not allowed to
You can get jobs at 16 in most countries
I hope your job fixes you
My parents won't let me
that is unfortunate
And I'm in the will of my grandma so i don't even wanna care about it
What'd i say
And I won’t do you any favors
no no nooo
Yes
Yes bro yes
I can legally adopt you
And take your phone away
Can you adopt me
Is that a job
If that is then how much do i get paid
Nothing
Free labor
No way you volunteered to be my kid
You have to pay Pert
My dad makes me do that and it's fun
Can you not adpot me (I’m not volunteering)
Hey so who missed me
e
Wrong server
I dont know who you are
omg bro your back
My bad LMAO
no
I was gonna start crying
Yes bro hey
Oh damn he said wrong server
I missed you
bro when’s the next upload
I missed you guys too man
wait how did i get Cattle rustler role
A year or two man
level role
No it’s not
You just needed a convo starter
Don’t talk to him that way
What is that
thank u i thought this too
you're all banned
That sounds like something my dad has in garage
haiii lilith
Vergil is still here
and cat
I mean I guess bro

You're welcome
corgi af
No im leaving i have to check my genitals because someone said I'm a girl
tmi
Girl, bye (literally)
Wait is your pfp Sean or jesus
pert get your man in check
bro
bro I gen can’t tell
It's my OC
Oh
Apparently it’s Vergil junior cuz he’s 16
i like how the two options were sean and jesus christ
I forgot I gave birth to him
Spencer Miller my beloved
Same thing btw
i was reading pert while typing
Literally
you lose ur head?
Sean is my discord gif banner
Where tf did you get that? No
We’re just both schizo
Oh
my fuckass teacher can't do her job so i'm behind on grades
why do i have a 20% 
thats actually my dog
Is ur dog 20%
no
the sticker wait im slow

i didnt delete anything.
Sorry I was eatin

Hi
Raise your hand if you remember Gaycah, Zee or sighey
o/
Is this a trick question
I have to
Im sorry
Fuck this shit im out mhmhm Mgmmgm fuck this shit im out no thanks dont mind me ima get my stuff and get the fuck outa here excuse me please fuck this shit im out nope fuck this shit im out all right now i dont what the fuck just happend but nothing to worry about ima get fuck outa here Fuck this shit im out
Do you want it to be a trick question?
What
??
Ok
Nevermind pert i apologise
My bad
I had to
Ur still here
What in the boyfriend asmr is that
No idea who Zee is
I remember the others tho
Realation ships are a joke
Who needs a gf not me
Im good
Get a bf they are better (I'm jk 99% girls are much nicer in relationships)
realation
Or: Have both
Man fuck gays (my opinion)
Understandable
Gay people have no life like bro
I'm a huge mango fan
Sorry I have no life gang :/
I have a life
don’t even have the mango role smh
My heart isn't beating rn gang
Bro’s been gayified
Huh?
i am sure i have more of a life than you if you're on discord typing about this
Welcome to the family son
IM GAY
I know it's really bad 💔
AY my opinion
Fake mango fan
I LIKE MEN, WOMEN AND ANYONE IN BETWEEN
What if it was the other way?
Can I be gay guys I'ma guy with a boyfriend
no
thank you for sharing but that’s my opinion
I guess making that joke about mods isn’t hip anymore
same
a hateful one :/
..that I like men women and anyone in between?
dunno what to tell you
You don't need too but ima be fr ur opinion wrong
You get me twin
So you are gay?
How is the word opinion hateful
I like girls bro thats a different gender whats wrong with that?😭
No
You don't like different gender
I mean
It works the same both ways?
Men end up with men and women with women?
Good point.
if you think gay people have no life it'd.. be a hateful opinion
^
But like what if it was the opposite opposite pert
You don't like different gender
Me and my pook are b4b
WELL Iwill not understand that
Buddy is upset
boyyyy why u so maddd 🥹
He is probably 11
what is happening
He told us he dont like different gender guys cmon we gotta accept him
how
💔 10?
Lmfao
Trueee
Nope higher than that
probably 10 have you seen the way he spells
You said 10
11..?
When?
Yeahhh
Bro said he’s TEEEEN
Nope
BRO SCREAAAMED
Ten but stretched teeen
Wrong again
So you have an accent
I can’t screech
So like, we gotta accept him coming out to us!
Congratulate him on his coming out ❤️
Or stretch
congrats!!!
Congrats!!!!
Congratulations! My partner also says congrats
This is a safe space for you to like the same gender ❤️
We support
Congrats for being wrong
we love a baby gay 
Just not for me
What? How is that wrong?
Real
Your wrong im not 10 or 11
you're
Ah I see
12?
Oh 9?
Chibi gay
Higher than that
Twin
chibi?? like chibitalia boiii ts so hetalia
I think you're getting your numbers messed up
Nope im not
It doesn't go 13, 9, 10, 11
Oh wait guys I think he is 54
Lower
Oh i see he's had a long time coming to terms with the fact he likes men!!
Can we mute the chibi gay already?
Yeah!!!
draw a circle thats the earth draw a circle thats the earth 🎶
He probably found out when he was TEEEN
Brother are you mental?
That's okay! It takes a while sometimes to understand who you like, but it's okay!
You said it yourself!
Are you?
You don't like different gender!
Nope
Do you have mental health problems 🏳️🌈🫂 don't its okay to be gay
Omg how do I get the lgbtq tag
its OKAY to be GAY
is that not literal gay
Being gay is being bitch and im not
or ace
You can't 💔
no you.. you are my friend
It is
Bitches are amazing!
you are being a little whiny bitch i fear
Baby girl I want rainbow
Well your wrong
But you are! You said it yourself!!
Ask @old field
Me? I'm so sorry if so 😔
Oh hello what did I stumble into
You said it up here!
Up where?
...where i replied to
Hi I’m trans and being gay is okay to be gay man no one’s stopping you
My dmc homeboys are offline so Im stuck here.. the pain
Don't worry I got a screenshot to!
aw he's closeted
What
We support

We support you ❤️
am i not GOOD enough for you?!!
Support who?
It's glass
guys i want spaghetti so fucking bad ohhh my god
Us doom slayer marine
You wished me to lose my job
No
I’m at the gas station
bud
thats not what i meant
Who you support half life 3?!
Be proud of yourself LGBTQ supporter
We're so proud of you coming out to us ❤️
Im not supporter the admins did that
yes u are bro
It's a hard thing to do, tell people you're gay
you made that name??/
Guys we should celebrate this with a cake
Babaygirl you set ur user that 😭
Ooh I’ll bake it
right??
Trans man with trad wife hobbies ❤️🩹❤️🩹
fuck girls? so u like men instead
man girls suck they should not exist
Just for you LGBTQ supporter ❤️
bc you like men more right
Wait so you are gay sob
Bro u literally just said that you like men here
What when did I say neither man
Yes! He said it himself!
So you're ace!
Okay aroace king !!
Awe Aroace kingg!!!
aroace pride!!!
NO God fucking dammit im from a village where there is farm and shit
I made it!!!

??
so
I'm from a village to!
Barns cows horses bunny’s
Then you wouldn't be alive
It's okay!
Not a soul
aaa u mad
It's okay to be Ace!!!
This is tiring
New gen
I'm bisexual and live in a village ❤️ It's a-okay ❤️
I've never heard of that!
neph if you will
What no bisexual is worse
Im straight
