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yooo
yellow
hope youre better dawg
Apparently the stomach virus i got is fucking me up
even if i can just play it in 1-2 years
OH SHIT i hope it turns out alright..
And I’m dehydrated apparently
oh trust me. it's worth it
I’m dying probably rn
my dad says i can play it in 1-2 years
Hey uhh
I texted the mod mail bot
But it isn't online
Do I keep waiting? I did as I was told, literally wrote in the bot's dm
it makes a ticket to the mods
Alr so I just wait? No need for any command?
yup, you just wait for a mod to answer :)
Alr tysm
yvwww
Does the message have a green checkmark?
I don’t see your ticket
your pfp is giving me flashbacks
So yeah
I sent something to the alden bot 5 days ago idk if its working or not though it has the checkmark reaction
subgeubtjh hi
howdy

hello
why?
frick red dead, elden ring is better
Hi lol
Alr bro
you disagree?
Well I cannot say the elden ring is trash or good bc I never had the chance to play it
Crazy
yea, but like red deads story is so bad
Son
Yes, how can I help you ^.^

Red dead story is one of the best
nope, its all stale
and just boring, you can't try and write a good story without good gameplay, might as well watcha a movie
Your opinion isn't important since you're in rdr server
my deadass confused annesburg with van horn trading post
i ended up looking for a fence for about 15 minutes
Tahiti mentioned?

so I decided to rob a train instead
good one buddy
why are you in this server if you dont like the game

can someone help me pick a pfp…
ok
thx I’ll send em to u
ok
ok
i've evolved to a more intelligent species
higher than everyone here
who is letting micah use discord🥀
fr
his handlers lost him

Where micah?
so funny
what..
what
Me

it’s so bad I like micah 😓
Tahiti
hihi..
Hi micah
hello dutch
how micah felt after killing a dying man with tubercilosis with dutchs help:
Arthur told me u rat<3
ok
ok
hellohello
micah is so well written to me like a really good villain but I also really wanna throw rocks at him
HIHi!!
wait this is true
i think micah should have gotten blown up
too much plot armor for me
micah wasnt a villain until mary-beth rejected him in chapter 4
I love him too much 
Hihi
hihihi
i cant love micah 💔💔 only sometimes
I mean what hasn't he done
to me hes like an angry drunk man who didnt even mean to end up there
you...
dutch: arthur you gotta understand,he saved me once,he is-
micah: I AM SO FUCKING EVIL
you....
you...
you.
literally the context of half the scenes
I think of him as a angry housewife to make myself feel better about liking him 😭
I feel like the only word that describes him is evil and thats basically it
you.
If only he actually CLEANED
i cantt😭😭 he’s literally just there cuz he was invited to be😭😭
me?
real af
micah evilbell
HIIII hruuuu
even micahs BROTHER tells him to fuck off and threatens to kill him I don't think we have to like him
you?
IM GOOD hhrrruuu
Mangoes eater is way better
me!?
Well of course everyone doesn’t have to like him
he’s just really well written to me
anything is better than micah
dear micah bell:
i fucking hate you go away from me if you contact me again i will fucking murder you
That's amazing!!
thats literally what he told to micah
I mean, we free him from prison and he commits genocide within 3 minutes
uh huhhhhhh
i cant anymore with this tahiti talk
Why
Tahiti is tuff
literally like bruh js nuke his whole bloodline
too much tahiti
you?!
i can't hold it anymore...I just wanna casually shoots down strawberry and leaves no one alive y'know
me!!
he’s not even my favorite character I promise 😭
I think arthur should've neutered him in case he ever wanted children
you!!
i think we should go back in time and blow up his ancestors so he never exists
Thank god John stopped him first
preach
He could've raised more little mice
i wish he was a mice
can someone help me pick a NEW pfp I cant decide..
yes
Mice is the plural of micah actually
thankuthanku
you can actually,if you shoot rats in saint denis you gain honor
i thibk thats what he was in his past life
lmfao
He got over my poor Sean's death so fast
do NOT let bro enter chapter 4
Sometimes when im in quests that involve micah i buy tnt or those explosive bottles and throw them in front of his horse when he's riding
At the cost of failing th3 mission 3 times
"Micah was attacked" no shit I attacked him
The game actually didn't let me
At the cost of going back to a Tennessee walker i had to redo all the chapter 3 missions
im crying 😭😭😭
me!! 
which horse is the best guys
At the second epilogue
Ummm fox trotter
Didnt expect it to finish that tast
I think
Depends on what you want speed or what
and if you attack micah in last mission (before he starts fighting you) game tells you "you attacked micah mission failed" like no shit sherlock he wasnt coming to us for a hug

generally the best
YES
Theres nothing the best on all levels
The white bitch left me to the bounty hunters
Dutch warmbloods my beloved
Dutch🤤 🤤
ik
I remember i used to torture my dutch warmblood a lot
In saint denis

raven black shire or banned
why??
my black shire died
Big and tons of health
so i shot like 25 lawmen in anger
I jumped on a mine in the lake once cuz i was curious, safe to say I didn't like the outcome
I had like 3 horse reviver
Damn
Interesting motives
atleast I got hungarian halfbred
My horse did an air cartwheel and sank to the bottom of the lake
I love the piebald tobiano hungarian half-bred
with a $735 bounty and a Annesburg blood war
I got the bastard and named him Yukon
with John
How do you guys get cool pictures in game
i got it in the first bounty we do as arthur
One time I tried taking a picture while riding my horse and I killed myself with a log
either the player menu or the camera
put the bro in a jailcell and stole his horse
I tried stealing Charles' horse
ahhh the grey dappled one
He ran at me until I got off
Taima is the best girl
aw
"arthur get on your goddamn horse"
"I am trying but it doesnt let me get on!"
"because thats my horse you dumbass"
I'm so jealous of John's first horse, Old Boy.
gimme your horse
you kinda can,with the companion glitch
Not you breaking the rules
what
Rule 15
whats the best rifle for hunting?
it says glitches and mods in online is prohibited
15. Exploits/Glitches/Hacks/Mods
For singleplayer, we neither condone nor punish the use of mods.
For multiplayer, any and all modding, or content including it, is prohibited.
Discussions on how to do or find exploits/glitches/hacks/mods, or distributing any of these, is prohibited for both singleplayer and multiplayer.
Continue reading
oh ok
Especially that underlined bit.
sorry didnt know that
Reading 🥀
Not circus using the wilted rose emoji
Grass is great
Made up flag
ban pert, she smells like dmc
Just smelled myself and got so high, if I got pulled over I’d sleep in a cell tonight
stoner

🪞
ban pert for the devil's lettuce
i hope it's illegal there so you go to jail
Would you break me out of jail?
XD
no
Hi lol

high*
Yall i got the wolf scene in chapter 5
Wolf will eat ur butt little johnny mastron
bruh they need to folllow this once its 10pm in pst all the hackers come out
fun tips
if you run across a hacker who isnt 1 shot modding they can be lassoed or meleed invest in throwing lasso helps a lot or dynamite
I think Micah is the definition of a coward.
Brother why is my fucking name LGBTQ Supporter!!!!!!!
Atp staff is ragebaiting me 😭
its john marston micah!!!!
Staff I am begging you pls change my name and remove my role 😭😭
Plssss
Hii
yeah me too I ain’t a Arthur supporter no more
IM NOT A LGBTQ Supporter 😭😭
Hi Nyx !!!!!
john is way better
Hi siren!!
Does somone wanna bounty hunt with me I have both license and a wagon I just need people so I don’t keep losing people on big bounties
You're js in denial
How are youu
Pls bro
change mine too i hate arthur 
Doing good, thanks for asking!! How are you tho???
you have about 5 seconds before you have a bullet in ya head
Pert you seeing ts?
Ts so ass
bro actually remove my roleeeee
change mine i hate arthur now
Give me the Arthur fan role instead of dis plss
gimme da shiny username cause I bought the tahitian mango
Yw!!
I’m frustrated af🥹😭
My dad ordered me pokemon x and it arrived today
I was gonna play it but guess what?? I have the wrong fucking console. 
🪳
in R.D.R.3.
I mean, technically right console, but older version, and pokemon x only works on the newer one
OMG
i want da tahitian mango role
Why their a Nintendo role? Can you play Red Dead 2 on Nintendo now?
3ds better anyway
pray to the tahitian mango and dutch’s plan
no it’s because they wanna get sued
HEY
Can i free prisoners from the sheriff building RDR2
We need more money Arthur
..i have a 3ds
Fun Fact
RD1 / Red Dead 1 = Revolver
RD2 / Red Dead 2 = Redemption 1
RD3 / Red Dead 3 = Redemption 2
So yes, Red Dead 2 IS on Switch
We need,, we need MONEY
pokemon x worked on my old 3ds
What
Red Dead Revolver is not connected to Red Dead Redemption.
Awwwh, im sorry about that DDDDD: !! Are you gonna get another one?
Yeah,
Hey I know that guy
and canonically RDR2 is before RDR1
Vergil day
Yeah but is it like, the “new” 3ds or the older one
with that logic, does that make gta 4, gta 1?
I wish it was it’d be cool to see the red Harlow in rdr2
There’s two kinds of 3ds consoles
No?
My parents are thinking about it!!
because gta 1-3 aren't connected to gta iv and v
I js studied for 2 hours I'm cooking for once
Helloooooo ladiess
Hiya
so red dead 1, aka revolver, stays as red dead 1, as it was the first red dead
you make me on drugs

What a peculiar sense of humour you have.
Nope.
OI gimme da shiny gold username i got the tahitian mango role
it literally is the first red dead
I hope they get it for you 
No Red Dead Redemption canonically is
Read dead amirite haha
sigh
WE hope they get it for you 
Because you're fake
Yes, WE
Tahiti anyone?
we as you and me
Yeah I’m looking for Dutch rn
Im not a FRAUD okay
i got the Tahitian mango role but i want da shiny username and they not giving it to me they’re bullying me 
Want to the legendary buck glitch to go to new Austin🥰
no, + rules
Mods, execute him publicly
💔
i get that you already have low iq since you admitted to not being an lgbtq supporter, but you not knowing red dead revolver is the first red dead game makes me think that your iq is single digits
They should soooooo give me the colourful role
(someone's iq is single digits)
Right @craggy willow?
I also like lg tvs 🥰
LOL
Oh my god.

that's colourful alright
And smh tells me your dad left you in the single digits.
Im getting BULLIED11!!+!!1!!11
It’s the first red dead game but it’s just a campfire story
me when i lie
i'm not you?
and gta 1, 2, 3, vc and sa are all just a decal in gta iv
doesn't stop them from being the previous entries
yeah
Look inside
"not an lgbtq supporter"
named Mr. LGBTQ supporter
so revolver still counts as the first red dead game
Ur right, your not me, bc i actually still have a dad
because it is
but what he means is red dead revolver isn’t connected to the story
too bad he raised a bitch instead
and neither is gta 1-3 to gta iv and v? so what's your point?
Okay I had my fun bye guys
"u don't have a dad" and homophobe in the BIG 26 
There he goes 
When did I say revolver isn’t the first red dead game
gta 1 and 2 aren't even connected to 3, vc and sa either lmao
Yo
he needed to work on his pull out game ngl
It is the first red dead game
Fake
Vc and sa and 3 are connected
Your a fuckin emo person goofy
He gotta go 🥹
I agree 🥹🥹
Mods explode this guy
made me wait 3 minutes for that?
Lilith Williamson
it wasn't even 3 Mins but
You’re fucking emo
yo pert mind riping that guys skin off and seeing if u get a perfect pelt
Damn ladies
e
the COD tag already says enough
I’ll let lilith have fun
I’m taking a shit and there are fights already I just woke up too
alright
😭
me too

Frfr

cod tag means he would trickshot in phantom forces on roblox but that entire platform is ass rn cuz GIVE US YOUR PERSONAL INFO
fr
On roblox
🥹
gen goated at shooting games
but only when I’m goated
roblox is shit because they love pedos and will defend them to the ends of the earth by getting rid of pedo exposers
if I’m not feeling goated I can’t play goated
Yeah horrible company
Yeah
oi give me da shiny role i own the tahitian mango
but I still got 12k Robux to spend
you already have it?
ugh
Lucky bru
Oh thnx
roblox was... yeah WAS... it WAS WAS WAS good but then you would got reminded that the moderation IS shit and infested with pedos and 6oon3rs therefore it WAS WAS WAS good until this remind
Imagine the first message you get when joining
from a mod is
“Sick pfp”
Rare occurrence btw
I’d feel goated
I quit and it is a great decision
you being here is like 60% chance
Im just weak to 2000’s goth emo stuff
XD
I will be right back gng
Didn't even realize they're a mod😭
Love this
waiting for checkerboard pert with cat heads and crossbones
That's why I just choose to play alone in my private servers but the app is so buggy nowadays I can't stay in any private server without it kicking me
just know your lucky
Go buy a lottery ticket
Yeah I did that for like 3 days and got absolutely nothing
My step dad won 1K from the lottery once
Well hi
which one of is the real kira

i just got nuked
hey me
God I miss that era of the internet
Meet the real me
tuff ref
Well I'm the one with the capital "K"
Very tuff frfr
waittt he’s righty
mods give Kira the sever
he knows best
Succ balls

Oi still waitn for the Tahitian mango username
i somehow tanked the nuke but im crippled
do i go back and fight him
i got it in ma inventory
try and nuke him before he can nuke me
you have to fight a dragon to get it
uhh I fought the dragon already
in Saint Denis the lamaiaucks guy, ceo of saint denis, will he ever build a bridge in saint denis across lanananahcehehee river
This and Cinema Bizarre playing in the headphones
Become a real tower
i am a real tower
No your fake
banned

nah u are
No u
no u


hey only people with the GAY role can use that
mods rip him in half and sell his body
then how was I able to do it
chill
woahhhh
😱
mic drop
Okay stop with the violence srs
Im da man
he’s da man
WHOS DA MAN 🗣️
you’re a good man pert
do your hair like that
you da man 🗣️🗣️🗣️
okay now gib me tahitian mango shiny name now
Ive dreaming about his hair since 2007
in 2007 was the shutoko revival project year
I bet my classmate that I would marry him
No, it was 2007
sixxxxxxxxx SEVEN
BOIII
He came out after the band split
do it then smh
GET OUTTA HERE
(Not that we never noticed he was gay but still…)
teehee
pert what
I’m a girl 
Ohhh
my bad pert
you da women
#gaypert
Can we have bridge across the lannachanenchee river PLEASE PLEASE 🥺 PLZ
u da man pert
No
pert is so kind
pert's closet is glass

1984
@oak dove 1.9.8.4. by 630r63 0rw3ll5 4hh M0m3n7

arthur visiting strawberry new hanover: NAHHH this sucks
a new mission might be in a new planned neighbourhood on the southern side of lannachjechee river- the PEAK of Traditional Architecture.
wide boulevards, all the greatest ornamented buildings, all the parks, mixed use, trees everywhere, trams most obviously
yeah lets tear this down for a highway
pert's two minds are
- ugly men
- gay men
Lmao
Lol
Who is typing so long
i hope it's just "hi"
hi

Maxwell
3rd is lannahechee river bridge
Damn
🇳 🇪 🇰 🇴
Guys
You can’t
Why is this mission called red Dead redemption?
Rip
Because it’s the last mission bro
What
From Arthur
WHAT?!
Yea
What happens to ARTHUR?
Sorry to spoil but he dies in the end
Bruh
you literally asked what happened
Lol
FR?
you
I asked why does this mission is called like it
Bro is asking spoilers
LOOKIE HERE
And I said and you said what happenes to Arthur girl
THANK U
Fuck you
WHAT
youre not real
I’m sorry twin 🥺
cattttt
Maya winky ohashi masturbashi
Lilith
when are we getting arcane spinoff
rdr2 lannahechee river bridge would be the maya winky ohashi masturbashi bridge
when i meet the cait to my vi
i have no idea what youre saying
WATCH YOUR L.Lambda.N.G.U.Lambda.G.E.
Tahiti?


God please make this chapter last 30 hours I dont want chapter 6
Im gonna do all side missions
peak
bruh I saw this short that said saddest deaths in rdr2 and kieran was on the list
bro WHAT
I just made a drawing of Lenny 
lennay
💔
Leeenaaaayyy
cool pfp
zank you
I'm Kira
Pleasure is all mine
it just keepz teh mind zharp, life fun, improvez englizh zkillz, and quicklie filtrz out who iz and izn't worth talking 2
So uh, where are you from?
No offence, but it does make sense
itz fain
Are you a furry?
if zomebodi inzultz my wai of taiping it quicklie makez me figure zey're not worf talqin to
yez I am a protogen dragon
It's all good, i mean it makes it a little hard to read, but nevertheless i suppose it's fine
zank u
ze wai I taipe is replacing the S with Z
per example Rockstar becomes Rockztar
and What turns into wut
or other such words
I use it to quickly filter out people who are misogynistic of others
and overall makes you a way more interesting person over all
don't remember reading that in the DND handbook
Maybe some people just read out loud and sound stupid, so they get mad
yup
thatz ecsactly wai I do it
if zomebodi repliez normally it meanz that they're worth talking to
Well, I'm not one to judge
It's 2026 not 1965
Hey
Hi there
Hru
Pretty good
Good to hear
and you?
Good just eating dinner
eat well
Ty

what
translation: That's exactly why i do it
Metallica reference?
Metallica mentioned 🗣️
metallica frfr
YEEE 
Fav album?
St Anger....
hallou
welcom to ze RDR zerver
high or low honor
I juzt joined
indeed
High
yes i am listening to ur name.
E
Nice
After i play rdr1 ima replay it but with low honor
Live or not I love it, even though it's quite hated but idc 
That's a great album too
I play with high honor too, but sometimes i just wanna commit crimes, i be like dutch
Dutch so peak
but not in chap 6
T A H I T I
ze urj to commit crimez iz unzefeated
Me everytime i see "Rob" option:
mid playthru I likez to kill random people
st anger is good i dunno why people hate
but after you unlock John you evewyteim go on rampagez
john asked dutch in rdr1 why he keeps killing people and dutch just said
"I dunno, sport, i guess" 😭😭
lowk my fav weapon is anything that can explode heads
zatizfing az well
especially when they steal my horsey
escksplosive bulletz
flaming bullets
😭
yippeee
maybe
oh, balls is still here
is that said with disgust 😭
just said
lowk wild
no he doesn't

fraud
welcome
@winter token what
Cheesee

not me accusing yuta of being a fraud with a meguna pfp
Hello
You’re phenomenal
phenomaman
oh yay I got my role
👌
I have a French test tmrw 😭
Sending prayers
Waterboy>>>>
just write a baguette for all ur answers u will pass no questions asked
gl tho
Damn bro I used to take Spanish and I got out of that class because I COULDNT do it bro I can’t even speak my own 💔
other than emotional choices, phenomaman is better in stats, but depends on playstyle
me who has german class:
eh i wouldn't say it's that hard actually
I wouldn’t last a day there
I do spanish for 3 years now 💔
trust me dativ lessons would suck buns
hola soy dora
Yea
Can you tell me where boots is 🥺
gang i cant speak spanish 😭
I suck at it but my class is even worse so... ig im okay??? 
Mehhh, I like phenomaman but Herm is js so silly
me neither trust me
Hola como estas me WAIT I forgot how to say my name is wait me llamo soy lika I THINK
😭😭I suck so bad
soy kira
ezez
why not both
Pretty name
LOLL its "me llam(a/o)" depends on the gender
thank you
ONG
LOLL
YES
FRFR
see u can do it gang 🥹🥹
Can yall speak portuguese then 👀👀👀 ?
Yes I knew it I was smart !!!
no 💔
JUST have some GODDAMN faith!
DUTCH
I know english and polish by heart though
YES

YEEAA

So peak bro I’m so proud of myself frfr
I mean, we do get them both at the end so win-win for everybody
WE are all gonna start spanish lessons here trust /j
YES
LOL I'm giggling omg
lol
😭
dyno hates everyone
Hola muchachos como estas
HUH??
lmfao
sobbb
WHAT??
yeah what about it
WAIT no wrong person
baalllssss
lowkey you just caressing fears head while you say thag
hiii
NOOOO
what's boys bro 😔💔

I think I’m seeing things
PLSS
Meow
hallou everibodi
meow
howdyhowdy
I’m seeing things I need help
It is I chibi marston the III
heh…. i recognize your pfp siren…
where’s the II
kaomojiuuuuuuuiiiii user
omg I love ur profile HEHE
Ty Ty
can I haz ze LGBTQ Supporter role
how are you how was your time being muted
I am tranz

Ask one of the mods
ok
I agree LOLL

hru guyzz
tired you?
Ngl I had a stroke when I glanced at your bio
pretty gud
you’re onto something 
i read it pretty well
I zpeak lake zat becouz it keepz teh mind zharp, life fun, improvez englizh zkillz, and quicklie filtrz out who iz and izn't worth talking 2


Ohhh
Yeah I got it once I took a second look lmao

I juzt haz zat copied and pazted
I can understand it
Hello we are from earth
balls how long are you gonna be typing for
zee
LMFAO
make sure to put me on it
how did u knoe i was muted
Weeee kitty
smirks
you stopped typing so i looked at your profile and the only role you had was muted
Burps
Also I sm good thank you for asking
NOOO don't explode it 

What about you
I think they’re good good good
OHH
i am very good good good

I’m sorry gang it came out
That’s good good good to hear
heh
okay yay that's better 

i LOVE Cooper you dont understand




