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βIf my conciliations are correct. When this baby hits 88 Miles an hour. Youβre gonna see some serious shitβ
Why is this reading like a year 8 Instagram chat
Next thing I know I'll be added into a chat at like 3am called "sorting things out"
why did the chicken cross the road
It is if you're gassy
To get to papa duck
hashtag jealous
i never burp
skill issue?
idk ask the chicken
i jst be fartin π’
You burped
My sister couldn't burp either
iβm going to burp in ur face next
My brother couldn't yawn

I need to ask my brother if he can yawn yet
I.....
yeah right
βThats the Power of Loveβ
give my honour back
No honour for you
Guys I lied to you.
what kinda conversation is this
I burp in my dog's face cause he burps in mine
I know.
how could you
Iβm actually..
Percentage
gay?
Sister burp β
Brother yawn? β
Sean alive? β
Macaulay Culkin
shut up sheriff
this is evil
The weird one
What the fu-
I know right
You've been starfished
its giving unemployment (im unemployed myself)
Damn
Loll real
I'm actually employed
sheriff gray better than ts (its the only sheriff name i remember)
I'm at my job as we speak
Iβm employed too
Unc

I can like get a summer job 
What does βUNCβ mean?
lumbago
iβm an unc but i aint employed
It's what people always call me
I think it means old
Or uncle
Duh
Thats what my friend calls me.. He calls me OLD Man
trying to act smart
I have school tmrw im gonna die
u remind me of a meme
wait let me find it
iβll ping u in the media
Is that a good thing or bad thing? x ππ
You got it

@wheat coral
Hi
HI human being!
did @dapper vessel die
Hey there! Human
was it his time to go

It's okay, don't miss me. I only went for 2 minutes
aint nobodyβs missing u
+bounty (dead or alive)(in every region)
+999 negative honor
+bad ending
+even the wolf doesn't represent youπ₯
Shut up
coyote u mean
Ned missed me
coyote or not nobody
no
the deer ran away
π
Good
iβm innocent
Oh wow
Protect you??
Hi Server.
I'm the one bounty hunting youu
is it not clear iβm playing around
who named me fake duck
I think it is
Iβm back.
Heyy person x
youβll never catch me
Hi! May I ask you a question?
What's up
I got you right nowww
What does βxβ mean?
Lasso is out
I'm very dense right now
Oh sorry, its just habit
You do it over here for people and it just makes the messages look a little nicer
Okay
Just means I like you
She's attacking everyone
can I get my old name back
So someone put a bounty on her
In my rdr2 discord server
heβs lying
Thanks
heβs lying
Our*
are there any other duck duck tv's in this server WHY AM I LABELED FAKE
Well
Literally
*my
Your not a founding father though
is this the greed they talk about in the bible
my description says im the official duck
I know your the real duck don't worry
youβre my favourite unc
Aww your my favourite grandpa
How old does one have to be to be unc
over 1000 years old
People just bully me
Shut upppp
hey i meant it in a nice way
Hehe
Understandable have a nice day
you too twin
I know x
β β
Thank you

π«Ά
I'm not 1000 Roxie don't believe Vanitas
farming honour
Uh says who
You don't know my history
Who
Your date kido
me
Lololol alr
You and me got loads of history
Could be a different account
β‘β‘
Okay one direction calm down
I just shook my head at you queen
i donβt understand what he meant by that and iβm worried
Let me wat my five guys
Me and Merlin go way back
I love Merlin
I don't love you
iβm so confused guys
I cannot believe that
Shut uppp
i feel like a confused infant
Anyone know what it means by visit each sheriff? And how to find them
hi so confused i am duck
Me too
Me and Merlin go way back
the actual duck btw not fake
is this real
I literally do not love you
Hello

Oh I'm sorry fake duck would you rather I lie about my feelings
yes
My hair is pmo rn π
is this getting personal
Bless you ππ
Someone's not happy about the name change
The mods are good at that
Adapting quock
Hello chat! π¬
Pfff
hello
Hello !
What'd duck do ππ
Hi
give him negative honor
Hi
What's your favourite pringle flavour
Hru?
Pfffff
charles chatenay flavoured
Original Taste
The attack changed quickkk
Think we're all human beings
Hey ppl
are u sure
Arenβt we all
Hi!
hello evil nora
Yes Iβm evil apparently
he is not sure he is Xiaow
oh
Where did my good friend, uhh Person go?
Gave me negative honour for saying I don't love you.
that makes a lot of sense!
....
You can build the honour back up, calm down kido
iβm scared
+6 invisible snipers after you
Good
π
Where did βPersonβ Go?
He's been around a lot today
Nice of him
Well aslong as I don't have to love Xiaow that's fine.
the delay
What do he even do?
son i feel so sorry for u
+sean is alive and he is invincible
Well I'm happy loving Sean.
Thanks
well then he is dead and not invincible
what about sean never existed at all
Just talking, why?
its all a hallucination after arthur drank an irish beer
Hmm...
Idk, I was on the server and I saw the guy being funny.
Lmao
Idk mabye
Then that's fine to because he's just a video game character
I'm looking
Alr
Should i sleep
yes
Yeah
no
I don't know what you're trying to get at Fake Duck π
idk i want to ragebait someone but everyones so chill
Its like 10:30pm rn
Your person
Nonono, why would think that
Niceee
Your such a donkey ππ

Why did you change ππ
This is my main..
I genuinely thought someone had came looking for him
the way youβre always using that emoji combo just screams unc
i love it
Leave me beeeughhh
Wish you had an xboxxx
nooughhh
sameeughh
sure
π
that emoji is you
Meow
grandpa
It made me laugh anyway
Yes
π
grandpa..? grandpas???
you!!
Shh
Are u single?
π
she isnt single she is vanitas

π
what even is yβallβs lore
@misty slate wake up
Yeah I am now why do you ask sweetheart π
π€
ππ
oh hell no
I was already watching chat
me too
Not a good time to chat watch
Okay time for me to leave
Who's
LMAOO
let us frolick in the fields together
Who? Person.
Yes 
+your honor level went down to negative
+wanted dead or alive anywhere on the map
+your horse is dead and you cant buy any,and wild horses run away from you
+bad ending
+every animal that was supposed to represent your honor ran away
+rdr2 and rdr1 costs 99999 dollars for you spesifically
+uncle's yapping is nonstop
(i have no idea what im doing)
You couldn't have scripted this any better
β β β
Duck you need your name back x
that actually creeped me out
For real
Pff
Im gonna die
ure always late
Dude
We don't have any
I didn't even know him before January
crazy
Late Roxie
punch him
for the internet
Im gonna go into a corner istg
no roxie come back
Duckkkk
tell it to start liking you
π π π π
π
how do I get my name back
Nah im in the corner now π
You can't change it?
iβm gonna shed tears for u
it says i cant
lf 18+ to game hit me up
...
weirdo
Same
Bot???
Bottt
helllllloooooo
grandpa using his last brain cell
hii
Leave me beeeughhh
Also I didn't realise
nooughh
Did you send a request?
Why? ππ
+i dont know what to give you as a punishment so I am gonna send an invincible uncle who wont shut the fuck up after you
Oh hang on
Can't accept it anymore x
You must have gave up on me
try now
βββ
Did you give up on me
Im actually gonna sob oh my days my internet.. π
π₯²
π
Well you deleted the request as soon as I mentioned it ππ
I friended you on discord Jan 1st

Can we KILL Vanitas?
i sent u another one
I've known you since late December π
Oh don't worry I can still see it, I just had to scroll down
Would that be too much against the rules
wait what

We have zero lore
wait guys
SOO you did give up ππ

i never give up
merlin do we have lore 
You mean, five guys
ππ
guys iβm innocent
This is a fever dream
Gave uppp
youβre telling me
Won't ever let you live that down
hi innocent I am duck
people suddenly want to kill me
Its just another afternoon really
Giving up on you next
Ig so
youre not cool anymore if u do
pls
I can't ππ
guys i see some pepoles their arthur have a poney tail (no online) its a mod or no ?
"your honor if you say guilty on my client you will miss the opportunity to join his birthday and just so you know spiderman will be taking attendance"
yea
unc accept my request
read rules
Girl waittt
I'm eating
mb
Fuck off ππ
x12.378 users
im gonna sleep
peak name
β‘.
Miss you
oke sorry grandpa

Good night duck
I swear you said this earlier
Night β‘.
forgot ur meds again?
grandpa itβs getting worse
Leave me beeeughhh
YAY
wait my bf is mad at me
i need to write fics NOW

π
Just finished my burger as well
does anyone know if i use multiple visual mods will they all apply\
Yes
alr thanks
Well... it depends
Most should though?
Don't see why it wouldn't
Certain shaders don't stack though
How does your pc not blow up π
But that's more obvious
Hello mate
i got a good one
ππ
its struggling abit
Congrats π
Thought it would be
good now accept my request
Oh my goodness meee
Understandable
Obsessed with me accepting it jeeezz
I'll do it nowwwughhh
thank youughhh
yeah with those settings i use rn i dont see much latency
It's warning me not to
its as if im not using anything
Yeye
Do you guys play online
Maybe it's a sign
Yeah I love online
What platform do you play on
Five guys fries sooo good
β β β

What colour is that unc

red
if iβm going down weβre going down together
Should I just put you down
Pshshhhshshhs
ππ
Your going crazy
Ah that made me laugh
iβm glad grandpa
iβm pretty sure youβre older than me grandpa
ive always been nice wdym
Not to me xo
I think the meds send you a bit crazy
I think im getting a headache
Who's your favorite character, guys
Maybe you also need your meds
arthur morgan
I donr take meds π π
Lenny, Sean, Bill
hosea and charles chatenay
and molly
LENNY
And Hosea
unc
the photographer I forgot his name
i said it first
I'm Javier Escuella
Leave me be
are you secretly hosea irl
I'm brosea
ur my dad now
I swear this sore on my arm has a bull's-eye on it or something because everything wants to hit it, every corner is like "OOOOOO"
β β β
Preach kinggggg
Literally so true
π π
What are you guys talking about
oh you donβt wanna know.. oh the horrors.
Horrors?
exactly
Anyone do lake Isabella
calling ur own son an unc
Probably
Everytime I call you "boy" your like "ummmm girl" then when I call you "girl" your like "unc your so zestyyy"
No body is satisfied these days
exactly
call me son
Unlucky queen
Damn I have so many kids now
β β β
I miss duck
Oh you messaged, my bad
I miss my Christmas break
Don't call me slow again
same twin
Fr like get me out of school or im gonna go crazy
You are crazy
True but like I might go insane
dutch canon event
You are insane
Seems like the gang is losing it without Dutch's guidance
Woahhh
The passive aggressive "honey" at the end
I would have personally used "hun"
is this incoming beef
Is this a "crash out"
grandpa learned a new word<3
Fake Arthur doesn't even have the capacity to kick someone out the hospital
Not hospital
no, just asking a question
Server*
β‘.
just got here, what's happening
Iβm crine
since someone decided to block me and i can't text them privately
the silence
No ones even silent x ππ
The silence is loud
genuinely
flowkirkenuenly
Tahiti
Your loud
Tahiti 
arthur ive got a plan run away to tahitiii
Tennis boat
Tahiti? Timbuktu?
not this server
I read Timberlake
i wanted to talk to them personally but they blocked me so i lowkey can't

why is your pfp a rat
this is a guy that knows ball

Hey Merlin
There will be a reason for it. Either they're a dick or there's an actual reason
Hello Johnathan
Ts dropped last week
Classic Dutch, using Tahiti to escape the questions
first one would be perfect π€
I ain't no rat
this is paradise, this is Tahiti

"damn you" "tennis boat" wise words
wait your name is jeffrey
like jeffrey epstein
the big J
I ain't on the Tahiti Files
Must've been the wind
rate my profile chat, Javier punching the rat
There's alot of Jeffery's out there
Like Jeffery Dahmer
Merlin you ignored me ):
No I didn't
Yo have you guys checked out Dutch's onlyplans
tahiti
oh god I wish Javier went with John and Arthur though
I'm blind
β’
I just owke up
I did
exclusive plans like Tahiti
my game keeps crashing on the loading screen. Can somone please help?

place is Tahiti for weirdos
mango farm
Tennis boat
tennis boat cheers




May I stand on chicken
Admist
Bro answers when everything calms down
umm what
Dm
was you followed?
Excuse me?
Yes mb
Do you know who you talking to? I ain't sure, I ain't sure about much no more
We are calm and reasonable people

Bros what
What are you on about
sheriff dyno is equal to sheriff Malloy atp
Sheriff gray
survivors donβt die
Arthur lives forever heβs a survivor
trust
Damn you
He was told several times not to send messages so fast
Tennis boat
Das on him
yeee
am I on something or is your name colors moving
You're on something
The colours of my name do not move unfortnatly that would be cool tho

I think they do when you're on desktop
No?

I am on desktop
Yeah
thatβs what you get for playing on pc /hj
Oh
On mobile name colors dont move
Okay if you hover OVER my name they do
For whatever reason
Or hover over my message
what
but you don't they dont move. Just like my profile decorations
May I stand on chicken
Wdym colors donβt βmoveβ
No thats unhygienic
oh this is so random but if any other pc players have a problem with npcs attacking you randomly when you have mods installed, delete the bits and pieces mod in your install files for rdr2
As in, they move around

Why is there nothing about this online?
MONEH
I searched it up and donβt see anything about colors moving when using discord on pc
Tennis boat

In my name
Your name multiple colors
If you're on desktop, im not sure about mobile, and you hover over my message, the colours move
no
I generally thought I would get something cooler

You can use CAPS
And send stickers from other servers
And have no emoji limit i think
AND you can react to messages
I still have 13 boosts left
Why do you have so many boosts
Idk
Why did you buy so many boosts
Because he has
It was in my subscription
Did you buy the yearly subsription or something
Because with monthly you only get two free boosts
do I get lumbago
You're not uncle
dang it

I still have 20 days left of the free trial
I still haven't used it
Cool
I would honestly wear that anywhere
oh I donβt have 13 boosts
I had 2 it just showed me the level 3
thatβs cool
I guess
I did think it was a bit weird you had 13
So you got the free trial of the Month long version
Oh
Well you can get the mango one by going to #bar and doing /item shop and buying the mango
It's certain roles you can get they're the Gradient roles
My one you have to either be mildly homophobic or ask a mod nicely for them when they get online
You can get a poop role aswell but you get that if you say something stinky
how do I get money
Moneh
dang
Moola
We need money
The mango aint much
Tuff alert
Can I send gifs?
No
Tennis boat
Only admins can send gifs
3 in one
Boah
Rip chat
yeaa
Yea

Hello!
Hello
jack marston is a bad character and micah bell is a good person with good lore
jack marston blushing cat ears > jack marston serious
Mary beth
Connor
hii hru!
Yea I love that game
I'm goodd!! And you?
Fr
Hi
Yessir
Helloo
Can anyone help me cause Iβm a bit new to rdo
Mfs after wiping half the population in saint Denis
im good!
dbh is prob such a good game, its just im to stupid to understands it
understasnd
Hey mister
It's just androids vs humans
what about iphones

How do yous have a role cattle rustler
Tennis boat
Need to chat
Ohh k
Ok catch you later then
My friend is playing through Red Dead 2 for the first time, he has no idea that Arthur is gonna die ππ
YO
Poor guy
πΏ
Spoiler i ainβt that far yet
Tennis boat π₯
NO ππ
THELASTMANONEARTHLOOK in media
its a mod its a mod
Ye ye
its two caps dawg
trust
Why is he lying?
Mb
Itβs fine I was gonna find out eventually
Fun Fact
RD1 / Red Dead 1 = Revolver
RD2 / Red Dead 2 = Redemption 1
RD3 / Red Dead 3 = Redemption 2
whos lying twin
hallooo 
I think it's really obvious
Anyways can any help me in rdo
right
i dont like that


real
I accidentally clicked antagonize
oopsies
when does part two of the jim boy calloway missions start
Go to all the gunslingers
My friend accidentally clicked shoot π
i keep pressing rob
Yeah get ready for the most annoying quick draw events ever
i already did all of those
I think you have to wait a certain amount of time, or go to that bar at a certain time
I recently completed it
which chapter?
Go to the sheriff in valentine
I completed it after I beat the game, but you can do it beforehand
and?
Ask about him and he'll lead you to slim grant
and then you go to the sheriff in valenmtine
well im kinda banned from valentine at the moment so i'll have to wait
thanks for the help
"damn you!" "nuh uh"
Tennis boat
I thought you said you knew Spanish
Wdym tennis boat
Senior por favor
What does it mean
tennis boat
"how did someone even come up with those words"
Have you beat the game
Not yet
I know human beens Arthur
Okay wait till you beat the game
If you get low honor
Yea what he said
i forgot, how do you get that one low honor grip
i got some jelly beans
Beating the game with the lowest possible honor
You like jelly beans?
Maybe, do you?
so i didnt have to kill 47 children in saint denis as arthur yet
That's optional




