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..well then who did i just dm
Hollup
Noob
Wait I might have to accept the request
Did it even send yet
I'll decline it and then come back, give me a second xoxo
Gr
Huh. I found a cabin in the woods by Saint Denis
Meanie
bruh itās crazy how we raid the braithwaites mansion with Sean and then a day later he gets gunned down in Rhodes
Im back
I'm joking x
Yaaaaeyy
Yeah there's a few
my name is john marstonnnnn
'Its john marston, micah!'
I love ma horsey and mah horsey love me
BOah

Lennaayyy my booaahhh!!!
Your Arthur though
WHAT
lennnnyy
Yyyyyynnelllllll
Lennaayyy!!
bruh Lenny didnāt deserve to die
fr he was so young
sean too
Exactly
And hosea
Well
Hosea wasnt young
But
Still dint deserve to say hello to god yet
Hosea's death made me wanna kill the whole government bro
kieran was meh because he was an OāDriscoll and he was basically gonna die anyways
I loved kieran, feel bad for karen tho, i think she really liked him..
Bro got decapited for betrayal
We didnāt really go on any missions with him
If we did i wouldāve liked him more
And his eyeballs scooped out
bruh when we raided the manor I so wanted to put a bullet through Catherineās head for giving Jack to Bronte
Guys, what if the strange man was trelawny the whole time
kinda wish we were the one to take out Bronte and not Dutch
Sia is the strange man
But I aint no MAN >:[
Preach king preach
Strange Man kinda reminds me of Jack Swift from Red Dead Revolver.
I know where I am
bruh i was spamming W during the mission where we need to get Thomas back from the swamp
Um
But what if the strange was trelawny, cuz they look alike alot bro
Can I run away from the house?
you will be soon
I will shoot you with my invention, the maninator
what mission are you doing?
Not a mission. I went hunting.
Testosteronator
Im sorry?? Wait.. that means no more periods. MAN ME!
lf 20+ chill dude to game hit me up
ah
Ladddiesss
And gentlemen
I will also be shooting you with the periodinator so that you will still have those.
We have an announcement š£
YAYYY
Hrm.. wait.. that means i can stack donuts on my DI-
wahoooey
wild
I can bro š§
how many
No dick staking donuts
we have a plan
I want to
Tahiti!
wait what I thought they were stacking donuts on it not with it
But.. but stacking donuts on my dick is what i do..
Can we change the subject š

no

Okay.. but beware.. i can stack..
keep losing honor
so glad i got the buck scene after completing Blessed Are The Peacemakers
Iām gonnastack something on you. 5 stacks of burn and 4 stacks of slowness
That reminds me of John's grave š¢
I have honor turned off though
Namaste
Nuuuuu 

Honor died on the mountain..
may iiii stand unshaken
Ur gunna amake me cry bro 
sparkle pfp spotted
Who watched the Classico yesterday
what
I have no idea what that is I just found the image on Pinterest
amidst amidst a crash of worldsss
Whatās hsr
honkai star rail
Helleo
a game
uhm
pick a side
Why ew
people are gonna judge leave them to it
I just have a undying ever growing hatred of that type of game
Because its fun to hate honkai
Oh. Okay then. 
play it if you want, I have no problem with someone playing it

my freaking internet bruh
Ive never played
i love ur username
So idk what the hate or game is abt
yw 
Gacha if i remember correctly
yup
As far as Iām aware is just like all the others (limbus, genshin, etc)
I can hate it but im a hypocrit because i also play crk
...ur reminding me of my past.. i was a gacha kid.. 
genshin and hsr have the same creators
thats not what it means
I am a gacha adult
You have nothing to be ashamed of
Oh.. mb š
itās oke lol
Free to play tho cause id grind 200 hours rather than put money on it 
Im afriad i do actually
true
jumps into the void
Putting money into a gacha is not that bad
Ill make a clever joke about you but like you shouldnt feel ashamed of it
Imagine using money for video games couldnāt be meā¦.
Iāve definitely never spent money on or for a gameā¦.
Are we talking about the same gacha...
Goat behaviour im afraid, id exchange my wife for a good pull
No
i love ur mindset
I hate u dyno
Isnt that all gachas in general, unless you have one in mind
Also be nice to dyno, thats unc you're hating
probably talking about gacha life
Anyone mind helping me make money (online).
..the cringy gacha character kinda shi..
It came to me like being hit by a truck
But again
i was there too once
You have nothing to be ashamed of
itās okay twin
I might make a bad joke about you but its whatever tbh
There are worst things to like

miners
Do yall knoe eho muichiro is... per chance
Rings no bells
anime guy?
i know him
Biologically
i donāt like the anime heās from
Hes so adorable
congratulations
Congrats on the birth
nah, liking gacha is the worst thing ever imaginable, itās literally the cause behind all the world wars
son
Gacha life caused ww2!
Why thank you fine fellow
That was @dense verge actually
I saw her take the shot on a roof
Thank you, beautiful feller
oh
I been there twin
u got me
i love how u switched the pronouns as if i care what u call me
šš
jumps into the void bc why not, goodbyw youll never see me again- wait is that a dutch van der linde?!
POEPLE HAVE SAID TO ME
To read profiles first
Because i call everyone a him by accident
their profile says any though right?
dutch??

Yeah but i didnt check
I go by pfps most of the times
Because im a bit stupid

Ok so do u think im a woman or a man
I go by pfp and overall way the person talks and acts
Which leads to some wrong assumptions
Somtimes
But also is accurate sometimes
I still check profiles though
YIPYIP i am!!
Congrats twin
Most people go by my name

I just use they/them with everybody

Nice try but im 4'8 so i dont think so
Cause im a woke unc
Like those things from those games called club penguin?
thatās cool
Damn you're a lego
You need to grow up a bit
ok but are you gay? Because giraffes sure are
Itās so cool that youāre from a video game!
Uhm.. no.. i.. i like men..mhm..
I had one of the club penguin games on ds
I was too young to get further into it as with a few of the games I played on ds
I was stupid
Kinda
Im already 20 i dont think thatll happen š
Twins
Wait hold tf up
4ā8 at 20 is wild
Genes
Real
Real
Thanks Ash you always got my back
I'm 5'4

Ok ik im short leave me alone 
Im 5'3 at 21
My sister is 5'2 at 12
Those things that come out of oil lamps?
Uhm?? Can i yoink her height rq?
No
Sure lol
YAEY
She's too tall
Ill be at ur house
Outside ur window
Watchinb u sleep
Never blinking
Or glancing away
Ill always be there
Ill tickle ur toes at nighty time..
Unhealthy obsession reference

Devilish
But thats not my tickle spot
why are you touching their toes
And im a heavy sleeper so
what if they have toes that are the size of fingers are you still gonna tickle them?
freakā¦
Its a weird afternoon today
Ive already got ur heart, some call it stalking i say walking just extremely close behind, im sure if i sat down and asked you, you really wouldnt mind youve got those eyes that drive me crazy and ive got wyes to watch you sleep, ive got a pack lunch and some coffee for my stakeout in your tree, outside ur house!
peak
Don't mean to bother but, twin??? I'm 4'9 at 19
why is the rdr2 server so short
Im 4'8 at 20. RAGHH
LMAO
Im gonna tickle ur toes while you sleep tn,
Ummm.... I mean... No one won!
clearly the evidence proves that when you hit 20 you too will be 4ā8
Don't say that that's scary
š„ š„
HAHA They gonna shrriiiinkkl
Shrinkle winkle!
Have you ever wondered how much you'll shrink when you're an older person
Will you be 3'8
..
XDD
It's okay I'll be that height too twin
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation
What the fuckle
jumps into void bc why not
You never watched Barney the dinosaur?
Gang
mafia
How much time did it take you to complete your first red dead redemption 2 playthrough?
I just finished an 90 hour playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 cuz I was gifted a ps5 for Christmas and I kinda donāt wanna spend as much time on a second game this soon
90 hours in less than two weeks
I gotta stop playing vidya games so much
RDR2 is so good tho
no you donāt
It took me about 75 hours but I missed a mission
Thx
No
You did this yesterday
Opps
bro what
But im boredddš„²
It's spam
And chat flooding.
So it got deleted for like 5 minutes
Good perfect actually
When someone is suggested to me on insta does it mean my acc is suggested as well?
Hello?
Chat what do I do with Javier now that I found him
Probably
Nah
If you already knew the answer why did you ask it
Just to be sure
No
Does it happen with u when u r in a place and suddenly ppl who were there in the same place r suggested to ur acc next day
Thatās just crazy
Fr itās just insane
Maybe don't use it if it scares you
I donāt use any other app but here
And this app is weird for me I used to use only for one person
The secret romance option
Itās minor spoilers but heās thereās a romance route with Javier
Why are there so many "fake Arthur" people
Arthur can romance him

because they canāt handle the epicness of Arthur
My horse will run off cliffs, into trees, and over rabbits and snakes, but it saw an alligator, and it ran in the opposite direction across the map.
In other news, I skinned my first alligator. Can't tell the photographer
Hard to keep track of who's who
Yeah it's tough riding around the swamps sometimes
if you hate Arthur get low honor

Found a bait shop
Iāve a q
Does anyone truly hate him?
Horse is constantly freaking out and bucking
What's it
That's where you get good lures and worms and bait
Do u lose interest when u truly love someone?
Lagras is kind of nice sometimes
Yeah, I caught a fish and dropped it on her porch to buy some bait really quickly. So he weren't too happy about it
You've got all the theory questions and the "am I being stalked" questions aha
Dude the secret Javier x Arthur romance route is so good
if I have a clown emoji next to my names and am called the totally fake arthur morgan then thereās probably haters
Exactly
Are you.... being stalked?
Idk maybe
Tell her "leave me be"
Man
I don't know if it's just me but I loveee fishing in the game
Tell who
The zombie dlc for the first game was so good
I wish we coulda got a zombie DLC for gta 5
I passed by the guy who gets kicked in the face by a horse I thought you bring him to the doctors
I do too. Hunting, fishing, anything as a distraction from the ending
apparently you just leave him there lol
Oof.
Fine
There's so many nice fishing spots in the game
Yeah there's quite a few random world events where it looks like you can do something with them. But you can't actually do anything aha
I found a couple of people to give snake oil too. I never been bitten but I remember to carry them just for those people I find ever so often
Shoot em
Yeah but not everyone needs shooting šš
i did help a guy who broke out of a jail and I need to shoot the shackles off
Are we supposed to free the prisoners we pass by?
I don't usually
I shot one dude that was hanging and zombies (?) came out. I killed them but I didn't get an honor hit
The night folk
I don't but I feel like I should but also if they did the crime, they do the time
bruh I was doing the mission where youre supposed to rob the tram station in saint denis and Dutch tells us to rob the people in the station but i lost honor from it for some reason
Preachhhh
I wonder what happens if John gets turberculosis
Even during missions, you can lose honor
He'd die
yeah i wonder what itād be like if the roles were swapped

The fact that Arthur has an option to romance Micah is crazy
That came completely outta left field
TAHITI
I had a goddamn plan!
You can't fight gravity.... 
The true dlc of rdr2
Absolutely
Aolfkoeofwodnnqnddjqiebfjsie
Jd6dlwjdf7slskfpqmscfksƤƤƤƤƤ
wait omg mizuki pfp? 
YESS
Would like to see some more Ć® and Ä next time tho
Lol
Hi server.
hooray!
sentenced to 2-3 years in blackwater 
Spiderpunk hooray!
yes!!!
- cough cough * I said Hello!
Hello person !
Hello human being. Howās your day?
It's been okay. Hby?
You joined on my birthday
Happy Birthday
Thank you. I'll forever remember you for the fact you joined on my 21st birthday
Petition to go from July 8th to July 10th instead
<\4
4
It's national sugar cookie day and all
Yeah cause I'm more heartbroken then 3
Amazing
Me when jjk ch 236
Wow
do yall think doing my first play through high honor then doing my second low honor is smart?
Lowk how does one get rainbow
Be homophobic
yes
makiiiiiii
I am doing my first playthrough high honor so I know what the story is, but low the second time so I can goof off more
aight bet
Damn
i miss yutamaki
yeah on my second playthrough ima just go and rob everyone
mizuki pfp spotted
Heh..
heh
Mods, ban weebs
fr
Mods, ban Pert

not even an anime btw
It wasnt deleted but still..

Mizuki is from a game just btw..
itās oke leave them to it
probably ragebaiting
who gave micah discord bruv
Ban fake weebs they donāt even know theyāre weebs

twins
where
āProbablyā while im with a weeb pfp
idk i heard the word ragebait
iām distracted by that hottie in ur banner
love vergil
ā ā ā
Little Johnny Marston š„š„
Istg my internet
woke transgender john marston
It's kinda cold outside rn
we miss u
There we go
itās freezing over here
Its nor like that cold rn but kind of
-10 degrees rn
Its like -15°c for me i think
Stop living outside
i donāt have a home sorry guyz š¤š¤
i spent all my life savings on gambling
Just buy a house??!! Likr bruh
woah
youāre right bruh
i didnt thjnk of that yet
Toji Fushiguro is that you
perhaps
Its not that bad.. pretty mild lol at least its not -25 like last week š
crazy
Ig if you're not like used to it
that sounds exactly what john would do if rdr1 events didnt happen
because iām john
breaking news
What is rdr1 about?
Bold to assume a jjk fan can read
why are u dissing urself
For comedy
john and javier making out i guess
Itās part of my brand
john spending all his savings on gambling
So why is rdr2 a prequel? What kind of star wars numbering is this?
rdr1 is johns life after the gangs downfall
Star Wars 0
Literally šš
The beginning of Tahiti
fuck u
RDR 3 will probably be set before RDR2 as well
Never played either so I didn't know
rdr3 be dropping in 3000's
Plus it is one of my first games that I am fully finishing, dispite starting `so many
iāll never understand the need for a third game
Like Black Flag
I remember you from ages ago
I doubt the earth resources can run that long ā ļø
Cuz rdr1 was released before and then fans wanted to know more about the gang and before time so the makes made the 2 because of that
just look at gta 6,took 13 years and i cant imagine rdr3
`If it aint arthur, I almost don't want it
edgar ross tried to hunt me thats why i was gone
Did he get you?
youāre missing out
Watch out john agent ross is coming
no jack shot him
Fair
Rdr1 is so good
I'll play it, but I'll be sad.
itās rdr what do u expect
welcome
Damn you outlived Ross for decades then
I don't know. I came into playing, just thinking it was a cowboy game
depression simulator
Not that it would boost my depression
Hi please donāt post mr beast scam images
No revolver has a "good" ending
It is a cowboy game...
What?
unc u didnt get it
Why is Mr beast catching Strays
Don't call me unccc šš
No, it isn't. It's a stab to the heart. It is freaking poetry
Still a cowboy game
i have every right to
Whyyy
Thought only Merlin and friendward were calling me that
I'm not even that old š
thatās what every unc says
come on now itās past ur bedtime grandpa
Shut upppppp x
shut up sheriff let him write
I'm tooo young and spry for Sherrif
What
šš
I was about to shoot a deer and my daughter pressed the power button to my xbox. I am going to freaking scream
āmanā
Why is every server always a freaking feverdream
šš
Because I'm not real
this is discord
kinda expected
iām a ghost from the 1800s
No, I have a server with my husband and his coworkers and it is the most normal thing ever'
Im in too many servers for my own mental health at this point
Your unc
weāre uncs together
No way
I think this server is a fever dream because RDR is a feverdream itself
You move old
If you moved young you wouldn't slip
ā ā ā

True
it wasnāt my fault shut up
Surprised you could find the tick emoji
I feel bad joking about it šš
the word "fever" reminds me of undead nightmare,undead nightmare mentioned raahhh (i havent played it)
š
Undead nightmare peak
suree
Hi server.
john says "its prob just a fever" and shoots uncle,bro just wanted an excuse
Omg red dead mentioned
I doooo
Hey
It is because dutch HAS A PLAN
Hello again
my phone charger is so cooked i cant find a position where it actually works
omg. i did it
š¤š¤
Hey there.!.!
More like your old bones can't move your body into a position where you can charge your phone without straining the 5 working bones you have left

HolĆ” Amigo
Hehehehehe
i cant even argue with this my bones hurt
HolĆ”
:P.
yo did i send random fivem stuff in here or anywhere in the server if so just @ me coz i was hacked
Unlucky pal
I don't even know what this says
me when i lie
now can u?
whats fivem stuff
Yeah
like vids i was hacked
Vanitas hacked you
ā ā
and it sent vids to like 1000+ people
Metal
I'm joking
steel
Hehhehe
āā
I didn't see any
i only saw fake pics of mrbeast promoting a gambling site if that helps
alright if yall find any @ me on it
Mods ban jason
Damn your on a mission
Why?
mbalriight
mods ban pert
fr
iām not taking ur side
mods ban everyone so there would be silence and peace
sit down
All the other kids, with the pumped up kicks, you better run baby run- Oh me? Nah donāt mind.
Just leave me and duck duck and Vanitas and demondim
You sit down boyo
dissing me like crazy
And me
Who are you
that dude rhat nobody invited
āEat slugsā
-Ron
no
Yessughhhh
why not xiaow
nouhhhh!!
Oh my gosh Ned šš
Oh hey Ned
I'm the only person not using mods š
hiii
Ned Kingders
jejeje
u flatter me
Defended me from Ellie
gay love story
Best basketball player in the West
jejeje
fight! fight! fight! (oh shit theres no fight) Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Howās Homor. Havenāt seen him in a while after he touched that plutonium.
Ewwww
dutch and micah glazing eachother
Ewwww
hes doinf great
Shut uppp, just because Ned gets affection and you slip
Is he still yellow?
i need to be an npc three times a week
very
Yellow like meee
whatever this is! whatever this is! whatever this is!
sounds like something micah would say after telling dutch the gayest things ever
Does he eat rice too? And have small eyes, or is it just me..
homero chino JEJEJ
Homo simp, is what I call him.
I am just coming out of school
67
be is a homo simp
Hi there human being! Thats an interesting number!
its a secret I cant tell u to who he is liking
Screw you unc
Certainly
I love my people
jejeje I like th3 affection
fork yew
But I prefer 42.
Fork yew boyo
42 is my lucky number
mines 22
Ned have you spoke to Ellie recently
yes I have
Does she still want to punch me
Are you still defending me
yez
Knew she was still after me
I rather kiss the bathroom floor than eat your dinner, Mom!
im wearing my lucky red shoes
Love you dad.

Mom..wait a bit.
I must say the n train is my lucky line
Hey there, human being!
All the kidās these days are apparently playing. Roblox? ew.
I quit roblox its quite boring
I rather call of duty 2! It may be old but WHO CARES?
The new chat thing sucks ass
I will start content creating new fortnite videos if I can
Fortnite? I like that game.
and then after 3 pm i will make some hot chocolate cause that's just what a flanders like me does
But as I said. Call Of Duty is my hoooomie (As the cool kids say)
i finished rdr2 and got bored,and started playing minecraft and got bored again
xiaowwwww where did u goooo @dapper vessel
I just play Rdr2 mods.
I play rdr2 when im bored and I play Minecraft to build some houses and mine

I should start to play CoD again

I played coldwar i think that'd the name
World at war?
Gracias
jejeje
Nein, du bist bratwürst
?
Og Ʀggemad. NƄ ligeglad me det, okay?
VocĆŖ fala portuguĆŖs brasileiro?
And a happy new year!
Falo
Hola!
OlĆ”
I'm backkk
Brasil portuguĆŖs ou Portugal?
Brasil
a ok
Und bratwürst
Was telling a friend what I wanted from five guys
who were the five guys
Did vanitas leave
van i have slme
Now I understand
JEJJE
Its a restaurant
Sorry if my English is bad.
its ok
My English is awful don't worry
Thanks
Sheriff dyno warned me for language. I said bratwürst, itās not even a cuss word
ya
Literally
Crazy work
Hi there! Howās your day.
Hi I'm good, how are you
I always thought Roxie was spelt Roxy
Or Rocy
I think my brain just glitched
Wait you don't actually know five guys?
It usually is i just like the spelling Roxie more
Really? And people call me a bot. Jesus..
Ohh it's not your actually name?
Who's a bot?
Roxie
How?
Nahh its my online name I use two anyways
Awh man
Ate Christmas lights
Why are you a bot? Aha
Idkkk
Oh damn, now what did she do that for
it was referring to a random ass ai generated video you probably never saw
You ate the lights apparently
Interesting
Ohh it's just a burger restaurant anyway
Do anyone wanna know Personās REAL name?
perdaughter
Pff
Okay
-hey gemini tell me a funny joke
-Okay. Have you ever eaten a clock?
-No
-Ok
Riddle me this. If the cat says meow and the dog says woof what does one do when the moon is full and says whool?
Why was the chicken sad?
purple because mushrooms cant swim
No you howl at the moon cuz youre a wolf
Cough Cough
Why
Because it was ROASTED!
i laughed so hard that arthur died
Thats what I call āBlack Lungā
Good one
Heh thanks
Do you have another one?
I don't know, why?
Not rn :(
Because he ate ur mom. Good one! Thanks bye now
Oh
Sorry.
Sorry.
Was that a good one?
Sorry.

It was interesting to say at least
-Micah
šš
+still a bounty
Bell
Both prob
Everyone!
Why x
Because it didnāt get picked š¢
Oh yeah
Ha! Iām so unfunny

Where do you find a dog without legs
I nodded in real life šš
In a wheelchair.
Like agreeing with your joke
Where you left it
I was like "oh yeah, because it didn't get picked" šš
Because it can't move
Hey @wheat coral
Hi, yes?
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why.
Okay
Knock knock
Whoās there
The chicken.
The chicken who
Just the chicken

.
Well, Hello
...
Knock knock
You know what, nevermind
Whoās there
Woo
Who is rob?
Who's there
Woo who
Hi guys. Why was the duck sad?
johns actor
Who's rob
thats the sound of the police
Why
Because of Hes BAD jokes @hollow berry
Sorry.
Like that one!
fake ass fans
Because it didn't make it to the party quack enough. Get it quack, quick
Ah, I see
why did the chicken cross the road
because
i said so
i burped so loud
yes