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you piece of shit, I will throw a mango at your forehead.
ill eat it
im fat like that yk
Free fruit 👍
I have more mangoes here
ye
keep it comin, ill gobble that shit up
I will throw a mango between your cheeks
this is escalating quickly
whats between my cheeks, my mouth
Oop 
I shall shoot you than

it’s the only way.

ill hold it and use it for my revolva
u cant stop me, boy.
excuse me?
no
waht do you mean by that son?
im saying ill shoot ur ass back 😏
if tahiti is a land free from snakes we’ll be free from micah aint it?
I will than shoot u with a cannon
I just thought of mango rum 
I’ll load up explosive bullets on my revolvers and mag dum you
splendid mate
ill eat it
would be nice
matter of fact dutch, ill eat you!
this is pure unrealistic at this point.
na
I will than stab myself out
but ur in pieces
hosea managed, i think rem could pull it off
youve digested well into my system
yup
this is just stupid already.
the problem is you dont have a plan
a fake plan only
I just need more money.
not possible
sure is
we just need money and faith.
"does this trolley go to tahiti"
just have faith.
Tahiti was sadly closed down.
we need a new plan.
what was deleted?
I saw condom
excuse me?
why dont you set camp in an underground bunker
:0
woah
Something about a condom... idk 
who said it..?
is there not a way to see
hi I am back!

I don't remember who sent it
hi, back, i'm konnor!
Connor?! the android sent by cyberlife?!
You got hell of a name
what does heart emoji mean
cuz u reacted it to my lovely media
But I saw it 
it means heart.
I have a plan.
wow! cheers.
HaWaiI
where at?
Hi konnor! I’m sackboy
Fake aint it?
we must go to Hawaii
in the media section, you reacted anatomical heart to his message.
we just need money.
gotchaa
Australia
go get a loan fr
Load of fish there
no
i js pref it to the normal one!
eastern france
Invest what we got 😔
"We need money!"
Hawaii has mangoes, it’s tropical, it’s the perfect home.
ok
Why dont you settle in agartha
Hawaii is a better place to lie low
i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this....
"goddammit arthur"
Because it’s on an island and it has everything we need.
how do u get cattle rustler role
You dont need no damn horse in agartha when you got ufos
the ANATOMICAL heart?!
Bruh
yes!
what’s a ufo?
how do you do the 💔 emoji then-
i usually don’t .>.
interesting, tell me more
they suck things up
can kidnap you basically
UFO stands for.. unknown flying object or unidentified flying object
So a ufo...
and have a load of value
perfect.
much of a fortune for a man like you
Get your fellers and check it out
Im sure you can trade one of those for something good
bye Dutch
I’m off to find freedom for my gang
Nice one to you
bye bye, dutch
bruh

"I am john marston!"
finally gave dutch a reason to hop off 😭
One way or another
2:01 here
y'all ever remember sad moments from the story just to upset yourself
same
I barely know the main story cuz I dun play rdr2
all I know is RDR 2 takes place before rdr 1.
You do online?
I stop playing it every time I hear Arthur cough...
oh, damn 😞
huh no I don't play RDR at all.
The hell is you looking for then
I totally didn't just join the server to tell dad jokes.
I mean that would be one heck of a reason am I right
Sure would
you're amazing

._.
oh come on! it's not a crime now is it
I've had my Arthur on a no smoking and drinking kick for several weeks in game, because smoking and drinking makes tuberculosis worse. 🙃
Which I am dumb from trying to stop him every time I get sucked into a mission. But at least he stopped coughing so much.
Nice to have a feller around
YAY!!!
Definitely not
Is that why your sleepy tb?
I like da dad jokes they are so good 
Yeah
Hell yeah
I don't have any right now though
you did miss a couple earlier.
agreed
Imagine arthur was allergic to alcohol and lung damage somehow
they do a pincer maneuver
confusing the fuck out of me btw
Awww 
uhh I am not really understanding this sentence.
allergic to alcohol and lung damage?
its 2 in the damn morning let me be
you should sleep.
same
i want to but i dont feel like it
yeah, go to bed..
if you don't.. I'll rapid fire the worst jokes ever.
im in that idle state
understandable!
please do


why did i laugh
Yeah but it’s still good
Is the moon really made of cheese
that one was extra bad, i loved it
I thought it was made of chalk
is there cheese in the great beyond.. rinds of parmesan, wine to water, night from dawn....
we are back.
how do astronauts sing?
yeah i take a bit whenever it's supposedly in the waning/waxing crescent phase... no i just got hungry
Maybe the moon is made of microwavable cheese and its just frozen, but its edible.
they sing with a nasal voice
I see now
yeah you should know i control everything
Hi! 
Can i buy some cheese of you
So we checked out the area, it looked neat, so we went to bring the gang, than that flying disc thing was flying near us, than next thing we know, it flew above jack and sucked him in and flew away, we haven’t seen him since.
i love it
hey dutch wanna hear a dad joke?
probably at another mansion
does anyone get the ref? no? i'll be quiet
Right now is not the good time, we must find Jack
yeah i actually control the economy surrounding cheese too
it's not a yes or no you are still hearing it, heh.
no no.
well I was gonna tell you a joke about pizzas but
we’re gonna go out and find Jack.
it's really cheesy so..
HhahahahahhahHhahhahHahahHhahHhHhhahahahahHhHhaahHhhahHhHh
I already did. He's in Saint Denis with an Italian man
hahahHhahHhHhhahahHhHahhHhhahahHhahHhahhahahHahahHhhHha
Ok, now we find Jack.
Maybe he’ll invite you to a garden party
who knows
a cowboy threw someone out the window of a saloon, guess what he said?
we’re already moving out, to find Jack
"yeet haw!"
Look at katts pfp
this is serious, we must not joke around.
Kachow
The disc is flying by us, hold on
what.
maybe you should start to make up a plan every now and then dont you think
lmaoo
I Shot a mango out of my mango cannon at the UFO it’s falling down.
do you know why peppers hate the winter time?
why?
Let it on fire
because it's all chilli.
we’re throwing fire mangoes at it
i see.
oh god this has bean the worst joke i've made, nothing beets it
okay I'm in a bit of a pickle all the jokes I got left are a bit corny
i love dad jokes and puns, they're so unfunny that theyre funny
goodnight!
Jack took off flying into the deep sky.. I dont know what happened.
Night
it's bad to stay up late, you should sleep early mkay?
although I am not your mother or anything.
Sure
oh, shit!
good night
abigail isn’t gonna let that go!
Let me know how your plan goes
well if you wanna know why, then you should read a book about anti gravity.
Just uh be warned, it's hard to put down.
yea, Jack is gone into the sky, I don’t know if we’ll see him ever again.
i'm so glad i wasnt drinking water or i wouldve choked or spat
I’ll stay updated on if we find Jack.
so it did get a chuckle outta you?
awesome!
yes I will
have you heard about that one vegetable that quit his job?
apparently he wasn't getting a fair celery
You did get one from me
I love the dad jokes
can i add you?
yeah sure!
ty!
oh wait I got one more, maybe.

why do people not play UNO in the savanas?
Why
because there's way too many cheetahs

LMAO
I uh.. ran out of jokes.
They were all amazing 
Hello people :0

How's everyone doing
I’m doing guuds! How are you!
pretty good hbu
Good that's good! I'm doing fine
Amazing 
howdy folks!
Howdy

Hi chat, Chat GPT been helpful for my life do u guys agree ?
I haven't touched chatgpt at all.
so uh no I don't know.
Why? How old are you ?
thats kinda pedo behavior, asking for someones age, no?
Do I get to kill the guy who gave Arthur TB
Many old people refuse to use it cause they think ai is bad for young generation
Im just a girl
he dies offcamera cuz of the dudes TB
How u say something to a girl like that
he dies after some time
so? women can also be pedos
Many old people refuse to use it because I don't think they need to use it. Most young people use it for school
plus you can't really blame him for giving arthur TB.
He was still in debt to dtrauss
Yikes
but strauss is a douchebag, m8
I use it on my every day life what I eat what I do and what should I do or shouldn't do
that last part is what irks me about AI, they are relying on chatgpt like it's a messiah for essays and stuff.
thats fucked up
I rarely use it on school
yeah he just had a debt, he didn't intentionally give arthur TB
I use my own brain for school
i call bullshit
Well it is in fact I never use it for school
Most of them rewrite the essay in their own words tbh.
I'm 25 now and school have been pass me many years ago
I've seen some of my classmates straight up rip chatgpt's words and use that as essay.
and ur asking 16 year olds for their age?
pedo
And you can’t use proper grammar when you type…?
on uncle you old asf
They are just slow in the head that's an easy way to get caught by the teacher
I don't know what's that person age
You are my favorite
How lazy you gotta be to rewrite an essay that's literally given to you by the AI
i think @Candy is either AI or pedo
I can re arrange my grammar if u want if it what makes you happy
I agree
Def looks like an AI
chat is becoming a bit negative.
yeah
Ngl I don’t wanna yap to you 
Girls with knockers like that are rare. Def an AI
no comment my eyes are up here
I'm a real person with real body and emotion and brain
Alien?
What u mean knockers like that
yeah... no woman has knockers larger than Karen Jones... 🙁

Too many caps
no shit, sherlock
I am pibble wash my belly
Pibble has tb
clean my bellayyyy

guys i think @mental holly is an AI
Maybe you guys need to to chat with Chat GPT
So u can chat clearly and reasonably
You are literally a government plant for chat gpt
syfm✌🏼✌🏼😭
you prolly sext chatbots bc ur lonely asf
damn pinkertons! they on us!
No I'm just a human that use chat GPT as my ai companion
Don’t worry I have a plan
ur not rel
real
can it cure arthur's TB and kill micah?
Bro get a dog
What's syfm mean ?
shut yo fucking mouth
yeah ur not real😭
perhaps
I can't, I live in apartment and the building manager not allowed pet in the building
Fish
there's a pinketon in our midst... (and its not micah)
Syfm= share your friend much ?
no
Too small for an aquarium
Yall
sybau= shut yo bitch ass up
Sybau
I can't have aquarium in my apartment
Pick a struggle
Ask the ai companion how do i bake a cake im hungry
then own a house, arthur morgan made it abt 3-4 chapters with TB
not too hard
I make a bread with peanut butter and cheese
This is so real
Bro is British too
Beans and toast
correction= it
Yes I like to eat bread with peanut butter and cheese
Why?
He could've time traveled. He would e gotten cured. TB Is treatable now
The combination make the taste perfect
Dogs eat better
they got me
You have no tastebuds
Stop lying fool
the clank word is bad apparently
Chat GPT say it's a good meal
just bc u say its good dont mean its good m8
If chat gpt told you to do a flip rn would you listen
With what
then what does it taste like
The ai mouth
the clank mouth
I bite with my teeth but taste it with my tongue
like the Japanese sex mannequins 
Bro knows basic anatomy
Hooray
dont compare the clank to them, they so much better than ai
It's sweet and creamy and a little bit salty cause of the cheese
WILD 
i think we found a sextbot guys

@mental holly
What
if u r so real, where's ur favorite place in Turkey?
i like bread
What u like to eat alongside bread?
water
Plain bread or u toast it
bread and water
its evolving
u dip it in until its soaking
bread holds water really well
then u just take a juicy bite 🫦
Bread and water must taste plan
haters gon hate
who’s ur fav rdr character
So you like your food to be plain
wadafak is this why everony asking candy questions
the guy in undead nightmare who bites uncle making me have to shoot uncle
okay im back
literally the best char
who missed him
I don't know my favorite but I can ask chat GPT to decide who's my favorite based on my play style
OML
bro…?
I like originality
is that supposed to be negative
depends will u be offended if it was supposed to be
fuckin' ratchett and clank over here
no not really
I said I don't know but I like to play using Arthur Morgan cause it's the only character we can use to play

whos that
you can play as john marston, too
and jack
true
I haven't doing mission until the end
and red harlow
well i hope you dont mind spoilers
Arthur Morgan the good man say uncle
????? when?
I'm okay with spoiler even I like to be spoiled
no one spoiling u lil bro but i love the enthusiasm
i don't really play RDR but my favourite character.. has to be charles.
okay, daddy's money
mine is mary beth and i wont explain why
hosea
youre my friend now- we're having soft tacos later
😔 Chat GPT won't spoil me either it don't have any money
hoseas the reason i started playing red dead
basically in the end wot happens is sean gets revived and he basically solos the pinkertons
my favorite character is probably Jack Marston or Lenny
my bf…
dang tis the 2nd time u mentioning him, GPT ur only friend?
"Lennyyyyyyy!"
He's a good ai Companion
funny, im not leon s kennedy, im actually jack marston AND john marston combined
i just cant change my name in this server
jack marston is my bf i love him so bad
Do u guys think I'm pretty?
tis guy-
pick-me behavior
ma'am this is a red dead redemption 2 server
i’m gay
god forbid a woman tries to get laid
Yes but this is general I'm allowed to ask how do I look right
misogynist
excuse me w h a t
ur excused 💅💅

youre just tryna be the one to have sex with her, aint ya?
smart
I dunno why you are defending her, for all you know, she could be a 48 year old man from somalia
called it
What that related to your gay
or a 28 year old virgin living in his parents' basement
ok so god forbid a 48 year old somalian tries to get laid
y u so against him getting some play
uhm no I was just..
okay nevermind not even god can help you
no no u were just being cruel
im actually bisexual, not gay. i just didnt wanna answer a question thats unanswerable, and besides- im taken
by a femboy
who dafak asked him anything
god forbid someone shares info about themselves.
that is indeed forbidden
your mom after i fucked her last night
you.. kinda started this though.
everybody panic
no lol
shut up
no u
thats why ur prolly closested
gosh why are you so negative
dont have some some dyks to choke on
Guys if u angry u can ask chat GPT first before sending a message here
lol imagine being gay and using being gay as in insult
IQ not high
That's why We have 2 eyes and 1 screen
imagine trying to have sex with a discord e-"girl"
and for ur information, im actually on the spectrum, asshole
ya should totally ignore him hiro
ye prolly
So do I look pretty? Or not ?
Okay it's fine
wanna hear a dad joke
hell yeah i do
i love femboys
what's a snake's favourite subject?
what
Same
hissssstory
?
good morning guys

Rdr

we found an ai generated person a lil bit ago
Høi really?
it was fucking hilarious
yah
Wow
It's Leon
nice to meet ya too, mate
bullshit, you are literally an ai generated ad for chatgpt
@uncut night back me up man
huh
U are ai for resident evil game franchise
weren't you literally talking about how you let chatgpt decide everything for you in life.
uhm, hiro, I think you should calm down a bit.
I know it's irritating but
Not everything just things that I can't decide to choose
you know, if I can't decide I just
flip a coin, my lucky lucky coin that I keep with me
atleast it's better than AI.
all ai is regular ai
They all have the same base development
Just different developers
you should totally ignore her.
dude
I send you picture in general media @uncut night @regal needle

Yo

Go to red dead fashion
what's that
oh it's a channel
mmmmm chat's kinda dead, I'll come back later with my terrible jokes.
hello
K bye
how is everyone
Fuck arthur 😤
and isaac morgan
No
why?
do ya peeps think arthur is a god fearer?
genuine question.
Yo
like uh
does arthur believe in religion and stuff
although I don't know if this kinda discussion is allowed sooo uh
thanks gng
you're all stupid
Guys where do I pay my bounty
Post office
i got a question, so i finished the game, but can i start a new one, with the finished one being in another save?

No
there is no new game+
bro
Guys

Gr
Guys should I help marry linton? Is that ho worth it?
yea but it gets annoying
just yoink the save file from the game files?


are you just always lurking
okay well so I tried telling dad jokes
sometimes, he laughs.
rn I’m watching my friend play red dead before I pass out for the night 
what time is it for you?
4:25
4:25?! you should DEFINITELY sleep.
I will in a little bit
I can sleep in tomorrow if I want
but still.
I have nothing to do

I took a nap earlier too but I will probably fall asleep till like 10:30 and then be fine the rest of the day
oh well, I am not your mother but sleep soon though mkay?
I wills
what's a knight's favourite time of day?
I have no idea
knight time.
knight time
did somebody say knight

I think I enjoy the dad jokes too much because I’m old 
They are amazing
maybe maybe? I try telling them to people around my age, I barely get a chuckle out of them.
I mean I’m 20 almost 21 and they are great
unc

you know, a week ago, I was in the middle of semi finals
and there was a kidnapping..
thankfully though he woke up before the bell rang.
At least I’m not an iPad kid with Cheeto dust on my fingers
and actually did pretty well in the exams!
fair enough ngl
I have to give it to him you can NOT sleep on his achievements.

i see what you did there
hehe
there was a kid napping
Second part 
oh it's this one
that's the second part.
Hii
hellooo!
Tough guy

Hiii!! Hru?
yello, chat
what does a spy do before he sleeps?
Okay cinnamonroll🥹❤️
oo walked in right on one of my dad jokes
he goes under cover
ik, i got very happy 🙂↕️



how is this laughing
This emoji looks evil
Real
it does...

new intimidation technique: spam laughing cowboy
if i opened the chat one day and everyone was only speaking with those, i'd be very frightened
which place can you see lobsters and fish in that isn't an aquarium or the ocean?
Oo 
a seefood restaurant.
okay nuh uh that one kinda sucks.
This is mad
how did yuma auto correct toguns.
No one say what
explodes everyone here

I drop my phone on my face then panic
darn I ran out of jokes again hmm
Ooo
How do you get a tissue to dance?
how?
You put a little boogie in it 
wow you just kale'd the competition with that joke!
guys, the my closet door is opening on its own
Tell it to stop 
nvm, it was my dog
i was scared for a sec though
Yippies dog
i love my dog :3
Same I luh my puppers too
what do you call an argument between two cows?
serious beef 🙂↕️
Hello everyone
Yup
Guys should I help that ho mary linton
yello!
please do, i love mary
For my opinion only the first time
do you know what the sharpening stone said about the knife?
he said it was kinda dull.
I am clutching to nothing right now I ran out of jokes..
the joke was good, wdym 😭
NOOO
i'm scared to do more than four caps...
how many tickles do you need to make an octopus laugh?
I'm not english, I didn't quite understand it
ten tickles
yeah!
Today in Rdr Online
gotcha!
We unlock the Dutch's outfit

what do you call a vocalist who lost his voice?
what?
What..?
a vocalisnt

giggling
you should defo sleep soon btw!
ta ta! 😋
See you soon
buh bye
I’m about to pass outs
go eep!!!

Guys.
i should go eep..
wait isn't that a spoiler
Spoilers 
Shit
you should totally delete that message.
you're so so forgiven

my hairs getting longer now and i hate it
This is off topic but anyone excited for the next part of stranger things 
i'll watch it if byler happens
Barely watched the first season 
i remember little to nothing tbh
I watched it on the tv at the dentist's
giggling

well good thing for you! the year is about to end
Do you know how to read? they said "can I start a new one with the finished save in another save" that's called new game+ and rdr2 doesn't have that, you can just start a new save without keeping your progress
Idk ask the calendar guys
Unban hex
i thought of calendar man from dc....
Fair enough
i need to start reading comics again, chat\
Nobody got my rdr2 reference 
i did, i'm sorry 😿
HOW???? I WAS ASLEEP
ME WHEN I LIE
you banned him
IT WASNT ME


It's funny how he got banned just for making a joke about his wishlist
and something about Asian people that I've never heard of in my life
Stupid ass hex
goodnight, chat
darn apparently that's too fast, okay
save hex
Hes Asian himself 
hex is being bullied
LMFAO
Rip Hex
This is like me saying I hate Romanians and someone telling me I'm racist😭

wana hear a (horrible) dad joke
His spirit is still with us..
Go for it
I didn't know he was Asian that's even funnier 
what does a skeleton say before he eats his meal?
What
"Bone appetit"
also who's hex, why did hex get banned
Yup?
was
why'd he get banned.
Ho

you shouldn't have banned him smh

Yeah your skeleton jokes may be good. But are they as good as mine
hit me.
What do skeletons fly in
a helibone?
A skelecopter
Please
Uhm, honestly man idfk
You could get a pretty similar outfit in Saint Denis Ig

ya turn!
Why did hex left?
What do you call a cold skeleton
hope you got a skeleton of them because we are gonna be here all day.
what
A numbskull
They said bye and gone
Homie it's 2am and I'm working nights
im so yoinking that
what do you call a skeleton that doesn't wear any clothes?
a bare bones.
Why hex left?
He got banned
He said bye. I was here when this happened
who's there?
Skeleton
Skeleton who?
I got one too!
Okay
why did the skeleton not go to prom?
What I know this one!
because he had no body to go with!
I was gonna say they didn't have the guts
Look@orchid torrent
one thing i hate
I was here when that asiatic asian thing happened
nuh for me that one is for "what did the two skeletons not fight each other? because they didn't have the guts to!"
is THAT they use the same "sure" for the whole game
what?

can we both mutually agree we are gonna yoink each other's jokes
Yeah
because I AM!
The skeleton joke community is kinda niche
a skeleton went to a haunted house, guess what he said about it?
Huh
he said "it was bone chilling!"
hmmm





