general

[round zealot]

Aww damn

[rich nimbus]

What did I do

[spiral crater]

00:48

[frosty ore]

Idk you're in charge of yourself not me

[round zealot]

I keep forgetting I can't use many caps

[small crow]

Inspirational

[round zealot]

Yes

Agreed

[dim river]

i wanna change mu pfp but i feel like its just my branding now

[rich nimbus]

It's 12 to 11

[sturdy apex]

u live in Canada or something? xd

[icy quiver]

Sleeping beauty

[small crow]

You are not him

[icy quiver]

[dim river]

i am

[true creek]

how did you guess

[dim river]

himothy

[small crow]

Valid can't argue with that

[frosty ore]

Thanks

[rich nimbus]

I thought your pronouns said "unconditionally a chicken nuggets"

[round zealot]

Guys it's confirmed

[proven swan]

yooo

[sturdy apex]

I have a sixth sense (;

lol

[small crow]

Yooooo long time no c

[rich nimbus]

I have 5 cents

[proven swan]

how u doingg

[sturdy apex]

بربج تسمعين أغنيه صارلها ١٠ سنوات

[dim river]

often times i forget my profile is public

[small crow]

Me gud gud how u

[true creek]

pffftt

[small crow]

How's family

[round zealot]

I have 4, I'm better

I think

[proven swan]

Huh

[proven swan]

im good tyfa

[rich nimbus]

I have 5 cents not scents

[small crow]

Dafuq did you just say to me

[wooden escarp]

It means thank you for asking

[sturdy apex]

Arthur he’s 6

[small crow]

Ah ok ok you're welcome I guess

[rich nimbus]

To your fuck ass

[small crow]

Wot would I do without you

[small crow]

Madafaka

[obtuse jetty]

🫦

[small crow]

🫦

[sturdy apex]

wtf

..

[rich nimbus]

No getting freaky

[wooden escarp]

Woah

[small crow]

👉 👈

[true creek]

🍿

[rich nimbus]

Save that for private servers

[small crow]

Anti freaky police everyone

[rich nimbus]

Or dms

[obtuse jetty]

[small crow]

It's nice in public I am just kinky like that

[sturdy apex]

You have popcorn

[small crow]

Game is game

[true creek]

absolutely

it's burnt

[rich nimbus]

And I'm a minor

[obtuse jetty]

nerd lmaooo

[sturdy apex]

Give me a qat

[small crow]

Bruh

[true creek]

🫴

[rich nimbus]

I'm a guitar chord

[dim river]

this app has distracted me from my daily pinterest doomscroll

[rich nimbus]

A minor

[frosty ore]

There are many minors here

[sturdy apex]

dude why ur hand it’s yellow xd

[frosty ore]

Hence why theres a no NSFW rule

[rich nimbus]

You ruined my guitar joke

[frosty ore]

I ruin lots of jokes

[rich nimbus]

Or are you talking to the freaky people

[obtuse jetty]

u one of them right?

[wary kindle]

im genuinely will graham maxxing i have to get glasses like he has

[frosty ore]

No i'm 21

[dusty lintel]

I C what you did there

[frosty ore]

I'm talking to the people who are being a bit weird

[rich nimbus]

Swiper no swiping Sean!

[obtuse jetty]

okayyy

[fleet siren]

yo

[small crow]

God forbid a white boi get some motion

[small crow]

Yo

[dim river]

No

[wary kindle]

uhuh..

[dim river]

Out the door

[wary kindle]

hello merlinnn

[fleet siren]

how are you guys

[true creek]

whoa you're judging the colour of my skin?! /silly

[small crow]

Wot happened to your pookie guts

[wooden escarp]

Go white boy go I guess

[small crow]

BAHHhahah

[frosty ore]

Hello

[dim river]

i feel so spexial witg my purple name

or yellow

idk what colour it is

[wooden escarp]

Gradient idk

[small crow]

Mods if you are reading this change my name lil shi

[dim river]

Yall aint on my level

[rich nimbus]

Griffith!

[sturdy apex]

No one else has skin color except SpongeBob .. ( bruh )

[small crow]

Is tis tuff in middle east?

[true creek]

Lego people

[wary kindle]

i love SpongeBob

[dim river]

i need a spongebob funko to expand my collection

[dim river]

me too lets combine souls

[rich nimbus]

Hahahahahah

[wary kindle]

someone gift me spongebob in fortnite i genuinely cried last night bc i was emotional and his fortnite sidekick was so fucking cute it made me cry more

[dim river]

unless you dont want to ill just go die

[wary kindle]

omg this is so hannibal are you a minor bc i can't do that if you're a minor

[dim river]

omg spongevob is in fortnite???

[rich nimbus]

doesn't do fusion dance

[wary kindle]

yes and hes genuinely so cute

[obtuse jetty]

what ?

[dim river]

slowly backs away

[rich nimbus]

I hate fortnite

[true creek]

peace ya'll i need food
don't kill each other

[wary kindle]

no

[rich nimbus]

Go play csgo

[dim river]

i need to look this up holy cheesebalsl

[wooden escarp]

I have a question

[wary kindle]

ask me that like a month or two ago and we would've been good

[wary kindle]

ok i am a mod of course

[wooden escarp]

Are you like the cracker people use for smores

[small crow]

You are???

[wary kindle]

yes

[sturdy apex]

in the middle east Most of them have wheatish or fair skin

[rich nimbus]

No you aren't, MODS impersonation

[wooden escarp]

Woah

[wary kindle]

no sheriff cicerieius(?) said i was

[sturdy apex]

oh yeh u right

[rich nimbus]

You ain't got no role

[dim river]

i am actually the owner and im gonna ban you

[wary kindle]

umm?

[rich nimbus]

No you aren't

[wary kindle]

yeahhh ummm.. nice try poopy leaf

[dim river]

plot twist

[dim river]

yes i am

[rich nimbus]

You joined this server on July 11th 2025

[wary kindle]

this me

[rich nimbus]

You aren't the owner

[dim river]

this is my alternate ego

[obtuse jetty]

yes ban him hes so ughhh

[rich nimbus]

Aight do it

[dim river]

ur so ughhh (positively)

[rich nimbus]

If you are the owner ban me

[dim river]

wink wink

[dim river]

maybe i will.....

[rich nimbus]

Quit stalling

[rich nimbus]

Or you aren't the owner and you're impersonating

[small crow]

If you are the owner don't ban him

[wary kindle]

ummm that is the owner .

[rich nimbus]

Then ban me

[jolly badge]

dawg i was going to valentine and these 4 npcs jumped me, killed me and my horse

[dim river]

i earn 5 dollars per every message so no id lose money if i did

[small crow]

Skill issue

[final lava]

gng i js got banned in eldn ring server cuz apparently i made disturbing comments bout minors 😭

[jolly badge]

i didnt even have time to fight back bruh

[rich nimbus]

Impersonator

[final lava]

i never even chat on that ahi

shi

[misty slate]

[small crow]

Wot u said

[small crow]

Deadeye bruh

[dim river]

does nitro basic give a gif pfp....... i need

[wooden escarp]

No

[rich nimbus]

I got banned from Eldin rin for making jokes about famous people

[wooden escarp]

Nitro basic gives emojis

[dim river]

fahhhkkk

[dim river]

is that ittt

[wooden escarp]

Yeah I think

[rich nimbus]

[wooden escarp]

Give me a second

I can check

[frosty ore]

You dont get alot with nitro basic

[rich nimbus]

[dim river]

i swear it used to be so much better

[final lava]

i dont even know

[final lava]

i didnt say anything

[dim river]

i miss tags

#0001 was my shit

[rich nimbus]

Cool

Peace

[frosty ore]

I was Buckys birth year 😩

[wooden escarp]

Yeah JUST emojis and being able to use stuff from one sever in another

[jolly badge]

i highlighted 3 guys and still they didnt die. i prolly did smth wrong fs. but my horse Larry died 😔

[dim river]

god thats rough

[rich nimbus]

Did you win at their head

Aim

And do you clean your guns

[dim river]

i need to start doing commissions for nitro again im too broke

[prime quail]

Ban Merlin for only talking about ugly men

[jolly badge]

yessiree bob

[frosty ore]

Ban pert because pert found Voldemort hot

[rich nimbus]

What

[dim river]

oh god

[jolly badge]

how do i regenerate deadeye ability. in gta you do it by killing npcs, what about in rdr2?

[wooden escarp]

You can do the discord orbs if you get 14 hundred you can get 3 day Nitro and just keep getting it after doing quests idk

[frosty ore]

Eating or drinking snake oil

[jolly badge]

k

[frosty ore]

Or headshotting people out of dead eye

[dim river]

i have 2.8k ....... i lowkey want this gif pfp so maube

ok i folded under no rpessure youve convinced me

[wooden escarp]

Yay

I'm is that awesome yo

[final lava]

i love how this server has no talk bout rdr

[near meadow]

have you seen the men she always posts and talks about? this isn't surprising she likes voldemort, her speciality is liking ugly men

[dim river]

oh hell its my old banner

[dim river]

whats rdr

[wooden escarp]

It does js not really in general but it is occasionally

[final lava]

idk tbh

[final lava]

ok

[jolly badge]

can you sell wild horses you tame?

[frosty ore]

Its talked about more in #red-dead-singleplayer

[frosty ore]

Yes to the stables

[rich nimbus]

Here new pfp

[jolly badge]

are there any expensive ones i can keep a look out for?

[rich nimbus]

Merlin yk the Jamie mission

Antony know the Jamie mission

Anyone*

[dim river]

hi im cool now

[rich nimbus]

Tessa yk the Jamie mission

[frosty ore]

The Jamie mission?

[dim river]

yea

[rich nimbus]

Mary's brother

[frosty ore]

OH

I thought you were talking about our jamie

[rich nimbus]

No

[frosty ore]

Oh I went really british then

[rich nimbus]

Why did my Jamie mission end with him being hit by a train

[dim river]

Lock in

[frosty ore]

It should not have done

[rich nimbus]

First time I failed

Second I shit him in the head

Third I shot him in the left hand

Fourth he got hit by a train

[dim river]

tut tut tut

[heavy peak]

ewww

[heavy peak]

oh no

[rich nimbus]

It's a typing error

[jovial swallow]

How would I claim dutches outfit?

[hidden robin]

neooooooooowwwwwww

[heavy peak]

then why you got the shit role

[rich nimbus]

Idk

Can someone # rdro

#rdo-chat

[sturdy apex]

huh

[sacred scaffold]

[mellow spade]

whoa

kewl

[mellow spade]

[crimson sedge]

Fuck Micah

[sturdy apex]

fr

[crimson sedge]

The rat of the gang

In my ending he killed Arthur

[wary kindle]

lord the person named chewy freaked me out
i went by chewy for years

[crimson sedge]

He can burn in hell

[wary kindle]

both micah and arthur lookin up at us

[frosty ore]

So you either had low honour or you went back for the money

[crimson sedge]

Real

[sturdy apex]

I gave you ever had

[crimson sedge]

Even if you go save John he shoots you

And yah I had low honor

[frosty ore]

I dont believe he did in my game

[tidal cargo]

Hey guys

[frosty ore]

Yeah thats why he shot you

[crimson sedge]

Nah

I went to Mindy

Money

Because the game wouldn’t let me pick

[frosty ore]

You don't get shot by him in high honour if you go save John I'm pretty sure

[crimson sedge]

No matter which option you choose if you have low honor, you get killed by Micah and again no matter what option you choose if you have high honor you die of TB

[frosty ore]

Yes thats what I just said

[crimson sedge]

Basically, you just get a more peaceful ending with high honor

[frosty ore]

You get killed by Micah if you have low honour

[crimson sedge]

Once I’m done playing the last bit of RDR2 as John

I’m gonna keep replaying the. Game

Till I get every ending

[rich quarry]

[crimson sedge]

It’s sad though that no matter what option you pick or what honor you can’t prevent Arthur’s death

[mellow spade]

it was kinda unfortunate micah just shot arthur in the head and the game just ended

[frosty ore]

Not for me you stay safe tho

[orchid torrent]

@uncut lotus I finished the game.

[sturdy apex]

everyone has sleeping

[round zealot]

Everyone has sleeping...?

[tawny elm]

me not has sleeping

[round zealot]

HEP GO

What😭

The liver disease is here💔

Nvm he's gone

[tawny elm]

no

fuck you twin

[round zealot]

Oh?

😯

[sturdy apex]

:0 !!

[round zealot]

That's rude😔

[sturdy apex]

he’s fuck u?!?

[round zealot]

huh😭

[tawny elm]

i am

[sturdy apex]

XDDD

[round zealot]

NOO

..

BRO

[sturdy apex]

uhh ..

what happened

[round zealot]

😯

It doesn't fw 😯

[sturdy apex]

dude don’t sent spam messages .. he’s rlly ban u ):<

[round zealot]

Oh no😯

Reallys:0

???

[sturdy apex]

I hate this bot bc I can’t sent any image or something else

[sturdy apex]

fr

[round zealot]

I want taco

[round zealot]

Oh shii😯

[sturdy apex]

I want sandwich

Are you Mexican? xd

[round zealot]

Nahh, js cravings

That's rude😯

[sturdy apex]

Man I've never tasted tacos before

But it looks absolutely delicious

[tawny elm]

imagein

[round zealot]

It is

[sturdy apex]

mabay some day I will eat it in American restaurants

[round zealot]

Where is bro from😭

[sturdy apex]

exactly I’m arbic xd

Iraq

[round zealot]

Ahhh

[sturdy apex]

yeh ..

[frosty ore]

Images go in #general

not that

Images go in #general-media

Gifs can go in there aswell

[sturdy apex]

Thank u dude but they seem to be asleep

[frosty ore]

Who

[sturdy apex]

everyone

[frosty ore]

...I'm 100% sure that everyone is not asleep

[sturdy apex]

I hate the time zones in different countries

[frosty ore]

Most people do

[hoary night]

Hey there

[sturdy apex]

Maybe because I live in an Arab country, that's why the time is different

[sturdy apex]

hai

[wary kindle]

about to go to sleep lowkey

[frosty ore]

Graham I am sorry to say but you're not everyone :/

Im sorry to break the news to you this way

[high forge]

Red DIH redemption

[wary kindle]

umm yeah I am :/

it's 2025 i can identify as whatever the fuck i want and if that means everyone then deal with it

[faint goblet]

true

[wooden escarp]

Should I do my next gameplay low honor or high?

[covert prawn]

Low honor

[wooden escarp]

Sir yes sir🫡

[covert prawn]

Wait how many times have you played each?

[wooden escarp]

Not sure imo

Give me a second

[covert prawn]

Alright

[wooden escarp]

Yeah idk

😢

[covert prawn]

Ehhh have fun and play low honor

[wooden escarp]

Sir yes sir🫡

[covert prawn]

Freak yeah

[median marsh]

it’s 1:48 in the morning rn bro i might get to sleep in like an hour

got some plans to play rdo tomorrow

[wooden escarp]

Holy crap??

[sturdy apex]

lol in my time it’s 4:50 morning

[median marsh]

hahah you used too many emojis boah

[sturdy apex]

dutch!!🗣️

[sturdy apex]

ok I can sent now

hahaha

[median marsh]

it is i, mr van der linde

[sturdy apex]

lmao i remember meme

come in #general-media

[jolly badge]

just tamed an arabian horse guys

for the first time

[small crow]

Vary noice

Vary kool

[jolly badge]

where can i buy horse food

[small crow]

Let it starve no worries

But if you feeling generous

You can always feed it fruits like apple and pears

You can get them from looting

[hybrid mantle]

Hello everyone

[frosty ore]

You can get it from the general store or the stables

[regal needle]

[delicate ice]

hey im trying to get my friend heat death into a server and i have to get the # heat death treanding on twiter or blue sky

[hybrid mantle]

I feel that way rn. So comfy under four weighted blankets on my bed

[regal needle]

I just woke up from a nap and I’m still so tired

[frosty ore]

Yeah so that means you have the ultimate edition. Just pop back to the valentine stable

Itll be in there again

[safe elbow]

they should make a game based around Sean called "red head redemption"

[trim acorn]

Buy a new one

[frosty ore]

Give people time to respond jesus 😭

[trim acorn]

i have actually never heard that idea before

👏

[hybrid mantle]

We read slow 😩

And most of us are tired

Like old people

[regal needle]

Real

[frosty ore]

It should be in there

If you get the option for the free thouroughbred, it means you have the ultimate edition and it means if your horse dies there will be another one in there

[hybrid mantle]

I need to get a job and a play station subscription. But my only option is Navy airspace technician

[frosty ore]

Then be a navy airspace technician ig

[hybrid mantle]

I want to play online so bad

[jolly badge]

Done. is arabian the fastest horse?

[regal needle]

What about like retail

[frosty ore]

When you're fully bonded with the horse and have the best saddle and stirrups theres not much difference i dont think

[hybrid mantle]

I don't have a computer and house phone to work at home 🙃

[jolly badge]

whats the locaiton of the mission where me and hosea were hunting the bear. also how will i able to transport it to sell the carcass. it weights like 1000 pounds

[frosty ore]

You dont work retail at home

[frosty ore]

You dont transport the entire carcass. Just the skin. And itll be on your map

[regal needle]

Ah I work at a therapy ranch for people with disabilities and to rehab horses

[frosty ore]

Its near ocreaghs lake or something

[regal needle]

It’s pretty chill

[jolly badge]

im sorry but i dont see it on the map

[frosty ore]

Yeah zoom in on the map a bit

[rugged burrow]

heyy i’m looking for some friends to play with :))

[frosty ore]

Itll be there

[hoary night]

[jolly badge]

im sorry but i really dont see it.

theres no symbol

[frosty ore]

Try sleeping or something

[regal needle]

[frosty ore]

There will be a drawing of a bear

It doesnt appear all the way zoomed out, you have to zoom in on the map

[jolly finch]

Damn

[hybrid mantle]

No way another Arthur hater

[jolly badge]

i see a bison, rabbit, wolf, some goat, but no bear drawing

[regal needle]

@vapid vapor I know you

[frosty ore]

Well it's there. Im not lying to you

[vapid vapor]

mods im scared

[hybrid mantle]

Oop

[jolly badge]

ok

[regal needle]

my bestie

[frosty ore]

Maybe you're just looking in the wrong place. But It's defaintly on the map showing where it is.

[jolly badge]

i searched it up it says in grizzlies east

[frosty ore]

Then look there

[hybrid mantle]

Y'all what if I worked at foodlion. I know someone who works at one

[jolly badge]

how do i remove these markers they just showed up

[frosty ore]

Are they like a circle with an X or like little arrows? Idk how to describe them

[weak fern]

Gayyyyy

[frosty ore]

Bi actually

[near meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/caitvi-piltover's-finest-caitlyn-kiramman-arcane-arcane-vi-gif-17447367619141140604

[hybrid mantle]

[frosty ore]

I'm bi but okay

[jolly finch]

I miss my man

[weak fern]

O hey dats me 😎

[near meadow]

w gays

[jolly finch]

Half gay ig

[hybrid mantle]

So bi?

[frosty ore]

Even says so on my Merlin woz here sticker

[rugged burrow]

tysm! :DD

[hybrid mantle]

You like both genders?

[weak fern]

Not possible

Pick 1

[frosty ore]

What did I do

[frosty ore]

No x

[weak fern]

Plz 🙏

[brisk comet]

It’s nerf or nothing

[frosty ore]

No x

[weak fern]

[hybrid mantle]

Bish I don't know what I am. I just exist

[weak fern]

Greedy

[brisk comet]

U real asf for thay

[frosty ore]

I like every gender identity ❤️ not gonna pick just one x

[jolly finch]

Idk I like men

[weak fern]

Yea they r ok I guess. Id d8 em if I was attracted to dem

No h8 sis

[regal needle]

Me too

[weak fern]

[hybrid mantle]

I like both. But I don't know how to date... mentally

[brisk comet]

ill take most any label ypu throw at me first

[weak fern]

Str8

[frosty ore]

Idk if that's true I got it a few times

[jolly finch]

We have something in common

[weak fern]

I m leaving bye

Hoz

[regal needle]

Dating scares me a lot of my experiences have been bad at least during the talking stage

[regal needle]

Very excite

[frosty ore]

Cause once I accidentally brought amale horse so I accidentally fell off a cliff and got myself a girliepop horse 😩

[jolly finch]

[frosty ore]

You are talking about story mode right

[jolly finch]

The bad thing is, kinda nervous to meet people

[regal needle]

I love silly people you are amazing

[frosty ore]

And your horse is definitely dead?

[jolly finch]

Yipie

[frosty ore]

Try seeing what happens if you ask the stable guy to retrieve horses

Go into the owned hoses section in the stable

See if there's any horse you can get the guy to retrieve

Okay

[hollow stag]

It’s mah birfday

[regal needle]

Happy birthday

[hollow stag]

Thank you Mac!

[regal needle]

You da welcomes I hope you have amazing birthday

[fathom sierra]

You know.. you have a familiar face..

[sacred moss]

Is anyone trying to play?

[opaque wagon]

whos yalls favorite characters?

[regal needle]

Sadie

[zinc sleet]

The ones that aren't pedophiles

[frank lava]

john and hosea

and jack

[sacred moss]

So nobody wants to play

[oak dove]

Someone in this channel must've asked about finding players in a non-lfg (looking for group) channel. Please ask to find players in the proper lfg channels, being #xbox-lfg, #ps-lfg or #pc-lfg

[digital vector]

Anyone wanna rp? No mic, dm me.if you're interested

[opaque wagon]

gonna be john and sadie for me ngl

[blissful ridge]

halloo

[tacit pulsar]

Mary-Beth and Charles

[vernal jay]

Hello guys

[frank lava]

i luv them

[opaque wagon]

john whenever hes not being being lazy or yelling at abigail

[blissful ridge]

kieran duffy

[frank lava]

hi omg u seem kewl

[vernal jay]

My dream is too play rdr 2

[blissful ridge]

[tacit pulsar]

Okay Abigail /lh

[fluid sedge]

cliche but dutch and charles

[frank lava]

dutch….

[tacit pulsar]

Dutch is my LEAST favorite

[fluid sedge]

i love him and i also love to talk trash to his face

[opaque wagon]

micah became my least favor after he said yapping and beef

[uncut night]

guess who's back

with more dad jokes.

[hidden robin]

Er,

[uncut night]

Have you heard about that skeleton comedian?

[regal needle]

[uncut night]

apparently he had quite the funny bone.

[opaque wagon]

are u a divored dad

[uncut night]

no I am a miserable 16 year old girl suffering from a lack of social interactions, why do you ask?

actually wait scrap that

doesn't sound nice at all.

yah let's go with divorced dad.

[frank lava]

i hate dutch and micah and bill

[prime quail]

hadalpelagic. has been banned
Reason: Dad jokes

[hybrid mantle]

Bro wtf did I miss... what's going on in here?!

[uncut night]

dad jokes!

[tacit pulsar]

What did Bill do 😭

Bill catching strays

[frank lava]

i’ll dm u cuz i can’t say it here

[regal needle]

Take a flower

[uncut night]

very funny, if you were a skeleton, people would say you are quite humerus

[tacit pulsar]

Ohhh wait I think I know

Yeah :(

He did do that…

[hybrid mantle]

Noooo!!

[frank lava]

yeaaa

[scenic arrow]

I can't wait for the Redcliff outfit to be available later today 😁

[hybrid mantle]

Bring the dad jokes back

Pls

[uncut night]

I am still here yknow.

[hybrid mantle]

Oh

[regal needle]

I’m about to get my dad to play red dead his first play through

I so excite

[uncut night]

awesome, I am sure he'll love it.

[opaque wagon]

he'll enjoy it

[regal needle]

I hope so

Im excited to see if he goes high honor or low

He can be evil sometimes

[uncut night]

why does the crab not like sharing?

[hybrid mantle]

Prob low honor

[hybrid mantle]

Why?

[uncut night]

because he is shellfish.

[regal needle]

Guess what

[hybrid mantle]

That made me giggle

[uncut night]

what?

[regal needle]

Chicken butt

[hybrid mantle]

Hold on, hold on.

Why is Santa's sack so big?

[uncut night]

okay but uh have you heard what they call a skeleton that doesn't wear any clothes?

[uncut night]

why?

[hybrid mantle]

Because he only comes once a year

[regal needle]

No….

[uncut night]

pfft that's so inappropriate i love it

[uncut night]

they call him, a bare bones

[hybrid mantle]

I know. I saw it on Facebook

[regal needle]

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road

[uncut night]

why?

[hybrid mantle]

Why

[regal needle]

It got stuck in a crack

[hybrid mantle]

[uncut night]

that's the first time a cross the road joke got me

[slim orchid]

Hey

[regal needle]

[hybrid mantle]

We need a chat for dad jokes

[regal needle]

Real

[opaque wagon]

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

[uncut night]

how?

[opaque wagon]

Its not hard.

[hybrid mantle]

I'd love to see the creativity in that chat

[regal needle]

That’s funny

[uncut night]

I asked a shrimp how to fry rice, guess what he said?

[regal needle]

It’s shrimple…?

[uncut night]

you are RIGHT! he said "it's so shrimple, really."

[regal needle]

Love that

[heavy peak]

i have 11,300 dollars in rdr2 story mode as arthur

it's so hard 😭

[regal needle]

Gamble

[hybrid mantle]

Why do asian girls only have small boobs?

[regal needle]

Oop why?

[hybrid mantle]

Because only A's were acceptable

[uncut night]

that's

okay sure that's actually funny

[heavy peak]

i wonder if there are high better poker

outside that one mission

[regal needle]

[heavy peak]

i HATE people who weeze at their own jokes and no one else is laughing

[uncut night]

I mean sometimes that's the norm with dad jokes

[hybrid mantle]

Why?

[uncut night]

nobody laughs, sure they get it but sometimes nobody laughs

[heavy peak]

no like teachers n shi just act like drunks

[hybrid mantle]

You just ruined the vibe 😩

[regal needle]

I laugh because I don’t wanna make the person feel bad

[uncut night]

uhh elaborate?

[regal needle]

I do like some of them tho

[uncut night]

I do laugh most of the times, I am quick to atleast chuckle! if i like it so much, I yoink it.

[regal needle]

Same

Oo I have another

[regal needle]

If you are American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom why are you in the bathroom?

[uncut night]

uhm european?

[regal needle]

[uncut night]

first time i heard that joke I actually did NOT get it, until I sounded it out

it was funny though after I realized the punchline

[hybrid mantle]

Satan: So what are you doing in hell?

Me: I threw itching powder on people with no arms

[uncut night]

that's just

c r u e l .

[hybrid mantle]

I know 😭

[uncut night]

imagine having an itch and not being able to relieve it.

[regal needle]

My mom really likes that one because she’s a urogynecologist

[uncut night]

oh no wonder.

[regal needle]

[uncut night]

I have to go for a bit now but before I go, one last skeleton joke.

[regal needle]

Aww you gotta come back later with more

[hybrid mantle]

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

[uncut night]

sure!

[uncut night]

a trombone?

[hybrid mantle]

Yeah

[regal needle]

[uncut night]

hmmm I am wonderin

which one I should tell

I have like 2 more skeleton jokes before I run out.

oh wait actually I got one

I tried to tell a fish a joke once, but he just looked at me confused.

[regal needle]

Oo

[uncut night]

I think he was hard of herring.

[regal needle]

That’s like peak dad joke when you are out fishing

[uncut night]

it would've been without a trout, funny if he actually heard it.

okay me leave now, au revoir!

[regal needle]

[heavy peak]

A lot of Christian Larsson’s covers are better than the original especially deadman’s gun

[hybrid mantle]

Ummmm fake Arthur

[analog pumice]

Fuck arthur 😤

[hybrid mantle]

Stfu. We know!

[regal needle]

[hybrid mantle]

What about this guy?

Bruh why does Micah look like my pawpaw

[regal needle]

what if he is

[marsh robin]

that'd be wild, cause last i checked, he was dead..

[regal needle]

Yippie

[regal needle]

I disappear now

[hybrid mantle]

Woah

[vagrant badge]

Hi huys

Why is my name this.

[marsh robin]

what.

that's wild

[vagrant badge]

Tf is wrong with my name

HELP

HELLPP

[marsh robin]

a lot...

[vagrant badge]

Help me

I cant even change it

I mean my actual name is worse tho

[hybrid mantle]

What happened

[marsh robin]

which is?

[vagrant badge]

Ehhh

I changed it

[marsh robin]

gotcha

[amber sentinel]

Arthur, the guy that got a 15 year old Eliza pregnant when he was 32 and admits in his journal he wanted to marry a 16 year old Abigail when he was 30.

[vagrant badge]

Okay?

It wasnt bad at that time in age

[marsh robin]

things were a tad diff back then, but fair point, ig

[hybrid mantle]

Or was it

[vagrant badge]

I cant with my name

[vagrant badge]

I didnt even make it this

[marsh robin]

i'm js a speaker

[near meadow]

w sheriff for saying this nearly a year ago, people still using the time to defend a pedo

[hybrid mantle]

Exactly

[vagrant badge]

Yk what.

I look up to arthur

[hybrid mantle]

What

[vagrant badge]

Now

[hybrid mantle]

Are you...

[vagrant badge]

Epstien arthur

Im joking

[marsh robin]

not defending anything, js saying it wasn't uncommon then. i do not support it at all

[hybrid mantle]

What I think you are

[sharp cairn]

hi guys why my game (rdr 2) said that
The procedure entry point vkGetPhysicialDeviceProperties2 could not be located in the dynamic link library D:\Games\Red Dead Redemption 2\ffx_fsr2_api_vk_x64.dll

can anyone help me please

[frozen storm]

Please someone help me it wont allow me to launch the game it just sits on the rockstar games launcher screen forever i would send a screenshot

[desert pecan]

No gifs allowed?

Man…

[marsh robin]

peak pfp

[desert pecan]

Appreciate it

[sharp cairn]

can anyone help me pls

[sharp cairn]

guys how to start rdr 2 without drivers verification, because my videocarc

pls help me

[karmic tiger]

damn the bot roasted maga and was really spot on about it

[bitter dove]

lowkey just switch to console then

or get an id

[karmic tiger]

since when do you have to verify to play red dead

[bitter dove]

probably on some platforms you have to verify you are of age

[sharp cairn]

no pounds man

give me money and i will buy consoles

[uncut night]

I just came back and

what.

[karmic tiger]

use a VPN

[bitter dove]

fair enough

[karmic tiger]

some guy was arguing for borderline kid diddling

[analog pumice]

Fuck arthur 😤

[uncut night]

okay scrap all that, wanna hear a dad joke?

[analog pumice]

No

Yes

[uncut night]

well you are hearing it ANYWAYS!

why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

[hybrid mantle]

I tried to look it up... but I couldn't find what y'all are talking about. All I found was that he had Issac with Eliza. And she was 15-16 years old

[analog pumice]

Idk

[uncut night]

because he had nobody to go with.

[analog pumice]

He couldn't find someone?

[karmic tiger]

someone said it wasnt that bad

[uncut night]

I have a skele ton of jokes

[hot hollow]

idk i got an rtx5090 and i have my drivers updated

[hidden robin]

we need the drip gng

[analog pumice]

What

[uncut night]

no uhmm he's a skeleton

so he doesn't have a body, like a human body.

[prime quail]

Ban dad jokes

[hybrid mantle]

Awwww

[analog pumice]

I'm sure people wouldn't mind

[uncut night]

why was the skeleton so sure it was going to rain today?

[analog pumice]

Idk

[uncut night]

because he could feel it in his bones

[prime quail]

hadalpelagic. has been banned
Reason: No

[analog pumice]

Uh yeah cus his bones are like skin

Idk how these are jokes..

[uncut night]

a skeleton got caught up in the middle of an earthquake, guess what he said?

he said "it was bone rattling"

okay I ran out of skeleton jokes

[analog pumice]

Yeah

[prime quail]

Chat, hear me out

Ban hadalpelagic. and we unban dad jokes and unban Christmas

[uncut night]

nuh uh what

[uncut night]

wanna hear more?

what do you think a crab does on it's birthday?

it shellebrates of course

[marsh robin]

i wasn’t defending him AT ALL, i said it was common back then. the fact that it happened is disgusting but it wasn’t necessarily surprising, considering the year the game took place.

[uncut night]

gosh I need to get funnier jokes

[hybrid mantle]

[prime quail]

Beep

[hybrid mantle]

Beep beep

[uncut night]

guess how two crabs catch one prey?

they do a pincer maneuver

[marsh robin]

i love your jokes, don’t listen to anyone that says they suck

[hybrid mantle]

[hidden robin]

we just need money..

[hybrid mantle]

So sweet

[final lava]

hello

[hybrid mantle]

[hidden robin]

we need more MONNEEYYY ARTHUR

[hybrid mantle]

NO! You need an actual job!

[uncut night]

you know, uhh

[hybrid mantle]

Too many CAPS

[uncut night]

back in science period, I tried to tell a chemistry joke

but there wasn't a reaction at all.

[hidden robin]

is robbing a job?

[hybrid mantle]

NO

[uncut night]

no that's a crime.

[hidden robin]

we just need money.

[marsh robin]

LMAO

[hidden robin]

but we need money.

[final lava]

🫩

[marsh robin]

yes

[hidden robin]

Arthur lost faith

Tahiti is on the way, I can smell it

[uncut night]

man goes to tahiti to enjoy mangoes.

[hidden robin]

That’s why, WE NEED MONEY.

[grim dove]

grrr have faith

[hidden robin]

yes, have faith!

[final lava]

ur cooked ever since the trolley incident

[hybrid mantle]

You have lost your mind Dutch. You're smelling a mango stand!

[hidden robin]

we just need 1 BIG SCORE! than we’re out of here.

[marsh robin]

your note is a lie.......

[uncut night]

what's a skeleton's favourite song?

[final lava]

ill get Arthur to cough of ya Dutch 💉💉

[hybrid mantle]

[marsh robin]

skeleton appreciation day by will wood?

[uncut night]

It's bad to the BONE

[hidden robin]

Micah is such a loyal and great member of the gang.

his more loyal than Arthur

[uncut night]

I don't think so, he keeps slithering around.

[final lava]

king will come for u

[grim dove]

faith my boy faith

[uncut night]

oh speaking of snakes

[final lava]

[hidden robin]

you just need faith

[uncut night]

what do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

[grim dove]

micah is our boy

[grim dove]

why is john the rat?

i know john is the rat i just cant prove it

[uncut night]

a pithon

[hidden robin]

I agree

We need more mangoes, in our society

[uncut night]

shud I stop the dad jokes and go do something productive

[final lava]

ill ask colm to stomp on annabel's grave dutch, dont u tempt me

[hidden robin]

Micah is a son to me.

[final lava]

wb arthur

[hybrid mantle]

That's cold..

[marsh robin]

no

[hidden robin]

Micah is just better

[hybrid mantle]

[hidden robin]

his more loyal to our gang

[final lava]

[hidden robin]

we just need financial support.

[final lava]

ik u wanna fk micah Dutch

[hybrid mantle]

[marsh robin]

[hidden robin]

Micah is the most loyal and caring member of the gang, but I’m not gay

[final lava]

r u sure

[hybrid mantle]

I am unloved

[hidden robin]

I need to work on my plan.

[final lava]

cuz micah be swapping teams w that hair of his.

[uncut night]

hi unloved, im hadal!

[hidden robin]

we just need financial support.

[final lava]

tahiti is closed due to extreme mango arson

[hidden robin]

NO

[final lava]

yes

[hidden robin]

NoooooAooooOo

*heart attack

[uncut night]

man goes to tahiti to harvest mangoes.

[uncut night]

well now that's quite breath taking isn't it?

[final lava]

geta swarmed by a thousand dutches

gets

[uncut night]

A friend of mine had taco bell for dinner

apparently, it was gut wrenching.

[hidden robin]

I can’t live no more, without no Tahiti

me mangoes..

[uncut night]

you can go to greenland?

[final lava]

[hidden robin]

wait a minute.

[hybrid mantle]

Bruh, I just scared the crap out of my cat

My poor baby

[hidden robin]

I have a plan.

[uncut night]

how

[hidden robin]

GreEnLANd

[hybrid mantle]

I touched him and he jumped across the room

[uncut night]

wha

[hybrid mantle]

Montana...

[final lava]

has too many O Driscrolls 🤣🤣🙏

[uncut night]

what's a snake's favourite subject?

[hybrid mantle]

What

[final lava]

python coding abhaha

[uncut night]

hisssstory

[hidden robin]

I need to plan more.

[final lava]

[hybrid mantle]

[final lava]

im coming for ya dutch

nothing u can do to stop me

[hidden robin]

we got the whole gang back here

[karmic tiger]

right

[final lava]

theyre all ded

[hidden robin]

how..?

[hybrid mantle]

Bro I'm weird so...

Ah 😩

[final lava]

only yung lenny is alive

w daddy charles

[hidden robin]

oh no..

[uncut night]

what do you call a snake swimming in a pool?

[hybrid mantle]

A pool noodle

[final lava]

hissstory 🙏🙏🤣

[hidden robin]

how dare you

[uncut night]

darn you got it.

[final lava]

[waxen crescent]

micah