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Quack?

What if instead of red dead redemption it was called red dead redemption and not much changed
this chat is so smart
Absolute masterpiece
Thank you :3
Imagine being chronically online
What if instead of red dead redemption it was called red dead redención and everything was the same except there was faint Mexican music playing
Amazing. Pure creativity.
Holy peak
Rocket, hire this man IMMEDIATELY
Rocket lol
to shoot him to mars.
Wait I’m stupid it’s rockstar

Been trying to find people with mics on Xbox today, no luck
Dont forget everything has to be tinged slightly orange
Yes of course
the breaking bad mexico filter 😭
add mustaches to all npcs
I’m so bored
hellooo
Hiiii
Hiiii
yo
guh
im doing rdr2 geo guess on vc can sm1 help me?
Sorry I can’t 💔
im too stupid to help
Same
#general-media look here
What kind of vehicle do yall think the ppl in the van der linde gang would drive
I can see Arthur with a F250
-John’s a Dodge (ironic) man
-Micah’s that one BMW driver who avoids turn signals
-Sean has a hellcat
Swanson got a suspended license
Dutch has a Prius
uncle would have a tow truck like mater from cars
That’s kinda what I was thinking for bill
Nah, Uncle wouldn't have a car
yeah you right
Uncles hiding in Arthur’s truck bed
He'd just be passenger for everyone like he already does
Yeah
lol
Arthur would drive a white van
I'm sure Cicerious will say
Micah would drive a Ram 1500
Nah, Micah would be a Ford Ranger guy
Javier’s under everyone’s rigs stealing cats
Angelo Bronte would be a Biturbo
Sadie has a Subaru
Subaru BRAT?
It was Subaru's answer to the chicken tax
Are you looking up cars that you don't know?
Would it be racist to say a Cherokee?
Particularly a 90s one, like the Seminole Frontier from GTA5
Although I have a native friend who owns an old dodge truck
That sucker should NOT be functioning but it does
Seminole Frontier lowkey my favourite SUV in GTA5
Arthur would definitely be a Corvette guy and John would be a Mustang or Challenger guy
Well, Chapters 1-5 Arthur would be Corvette, Chapter 6 Arthur would be a hybrid
Strauss would definitely be a Mercedes Benz
Cuz he’s self conscious about the environment? Arthur that is
Strauss is a snake but a loyal snake. Yeah that’s fair
Because he's dying and trying to redeem himself
Yeah
Abigail would be a minivan of some kind
1899 Jack would be a Little Tikes
You know those red and yellow plastic cars
who wants to do a fight club playstation?
Javier would be either an El Camino of Ranchero
Javier is an old jeep with a snapped spark plug
He’s got that one jeep you see online that the guy has a hammer to threaten it if it makes a sound he doesnt like
Grimshaw would either be a Volvo 850R or a school bus
Nissan Xtrail?
Maybe I’m thinking ford
Bills next
A vehicle for a secretly gay redneck cowboy who was kicked out of the army
1998 Toyota Tacoma with a cracked headlight
Half a pack of miller lite in the truck bed with a pack of lifesavers he bought 20 years ago that he still eats
ew
Trelawny… Easily a Cybertruck. He wants to be fancy but doesn’t know what fancy means
...the place dingus
Cornwall is a guy
He’s actually English? He talks with a New York high society tone
Yes I'm pretty sure he's English
Ain’t no br*tish in the
hm
...what do you mean I had options
I was born here?
lmao
Yeah but why
Why are you a fish

Why do Americans say erb instead of Herb
Like spices?
No like the brick
What
Of course the spices
erb
woah
Why am I getting yelled at about spices from the one place that collected them for a century but won’t use any
Sup
You had a whole empire about it but enjoy BLAND food
What are you nattering on about
Says who???
Nah, Trelawny would get a Silver Cloud Rolls
Are you on the stereotypes again?
What are we talking about 
keep talking
I put nyx
guh
Who tf is max
What cars each Red Dead Redemption character would drive
I really don't know?? This guy didn't believe Trelawny was from Cornwall
Merlin get back on subject
Then it was a whole thing about me being born in England
I said the Silver Cloud because it's like the worst Rolls
We talking cars
Bruh 😭
blud got confused of british people
Don’t call them ppl
they are
Of course he did Bri'ish because he has no imagination
ok
you speaking to one of them
Me
😂 😂
And can't think of anything better
You can TALK?
Oh you’re one of them things 
Science really has gone a long way
i dont understand this
Nature is amazing
this shit frying me
Why are British folk not people to you?
Wait! Trelawny would drive an Edsel
I got a notebook somewhere one sec
Because he's a prat ig
let fish cook
😭
i just realized that dutch reads to molly & Marybeth how did I not see this interaction
Cause like whatever he comes up with, I'm pretty sure I can bite back with history from whatever country their from
I did history till university I got that knowledge
We never gave Mary Beth, Molly, Karen or Tilly a car
que
this is a bunch of nonsense
Karen maybe
...wrong country?
Hey you said history never said which one
Tilly was part of the Foreman gang, Karen helped with the Valentine bank mission, and the other two aren't very memorable
🧀
Molly is very memorable?? She's the one who gets shot in chapter 6 for lying to Dutch
We also never gave Sean or Keiran something
It's the thing that blows up the gang
Cheese...
@frosty ore losing hosea, Sean, John, and Lenny didn’t blow the gang up?
Sean would get like a rangerover or something
i think all the characters are memorable
Arthur getting kidnapped?
Not as badly as killing Molly do
*did
Nobody came for him?
Molly's death is the thing that starts splitting the gang up big time
My sister has way too much energy rn… 
Hello
Because the second it happens you see Chapter 6 start?
tire her out
So because they used it as an opener to the final chapter
She’s doing it herself tbh
Monke
Bible Verse of the Day
"The blessing of the Lord brings wealth, without painful toil for it,"
Proverbs 10:22
good..
Happy monke 🥺
no religion ho ho ho
don't call merlin an it
Just cant find a specific emoji
Yes Karen becomes more dependant on alcohol because of Sean's death.
John's not dead, but that also split the gang with the whole prison thing.
But I do think Molly's death was the last straw for alot of the gang members. Karen and Grimshaw get in a lot of fights over it, people start leaving because of it all it's a whole thing

I said the ESSAY @white zealot
I'm very dyslexic takes me a while to type on phone x
The last straw, SURE. But you said it was the defining factor for the split
Brb making jerky
Well cause it kinda is if you think about it
Can someone teach me red dead online


you exploded me back.. 🥹
The rest knew what could happen by going on certain missions.
Everybody knew Molly was drunk, in love and just wanted attention from Dutch. As much as Molly knew the rules.
It honestly did cause a rift in the gang a big one at that. Everything afterwards just kinda piled on top. But Molly's shooting just tore it apart
True love
Oh we’re putting up the Christmas tree apparently I’m gonna go help
YUS
have FUNN

Tree big?
tree
My Christmas tree is 7ft 😩

gah damn
I'll post picture in media
i dont have my tree yet
Just like me, ahaha laughs in rich 7ft mansion owner accent
Holy shit
Yes that is a dinosaur ontop of the tree
Nyx?
yeah?
Long time no see
OOH hiyaaa
Me when a newbie joins and starts being an ass
that was wonderful
Like I don't even know who you are and you have balls to be a dick
lol
could always have a dick n no balls
you need balls to be brave enough to be a good person
thats true
It's always a cattle rustler 😩
Interesting
tuff
Hi
hello
Wu-Tang Clan
Jane do
All i gotta say.
🤘
whar
Goth and old rock
nice
ehhh don't really know but if it peak, i like it
understandable
The Monster of instant sleep caught bro mid sentence
Since this is a rdr server I'd like to mention I fuck heavy with outlaw country
This message offends me and now i want 500 great British pounds as compensation for damages
Hey is anyone here a pc tech savy
maybe
I'm okay at it
You just need 160 acres of sunshine
Depends on your problem
augh
Suh
are you using steam
No rockstar
hm
Who tf uses rockstar
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows?
Got it for cheap
Have you got the graphics drivers fully updated?
Me
Both of yall are godless
Well yeah I'm atheist so
nice
...
Bros not aura farming
Guys i have almsot ginishrd mychook
Tfym
im so tired
Enchantra
whats it about
Im gonna head to bed rn though js wanted to tell u guys
Fantasy world
waow
Minecraft enchants?
Im too tired to explain man 💔
its ok
Good night
If u think that then go with it
I want lure on that book rn
Good night
goobnight
Oooh someone said a naugghttyy
I'm shooken
Accidentally sort of typed the n word 💀
..how?!?!?
excuse me

saying good night
💀
LOL
Muscle memory kicked in
Typing bigger with fat fingers
good night but repoace the h wigth g apperanryley
So I guess no one can give me a hand on this situation
Im back from making jerky
I suggested to check your graphics drivers
Checking they're updated
Merlin we need to continue arguing
Well well
Where did we leave off
Im sorry bro
Ya I’m currently tryna have a look at that
No thanks I've got bigger things to fry x
Star is getting banned
You better not be frying fish
I’m kinda still learning with pc gaming
Then to argue with someone at 2:16am
Timezones dont work like that
it was an acicxent 💔
Accident
im not tired anymore nvm
what the hecc
What the freak
“Timezones dont work like that”🤓
This is keeping me up
Well I mean they dont?

“They don’t” 🤓
I used to have a fish just like that
Hes dead
Okay fish
:3
😞
Sry to hear ur br*tish, hope they find a cure
D.K.
Fish is dead.
R.I.P fishy
im gonna play solitaire
I died 3 years ago
Okay fish x
U guys are so supportive 🥹
Fire
Wait who am I supporting
Have fun grandma
I hate them
Taliban
Uh oh
bro I can’t be excited in this channel
JUST BOOST
Tf is boost
A chance to sound less dry ..
Bro paid to have free speech
wild 😭🙏
No I paid for gif pfps
Ikr
Fr
You get 2 nitro boosts for free with nitro
IS THIS REAL REAL OR FAKE FAKE?
You got this Star
It was real
I think i do
4th times a charm
Bro doesn't wanna know about North Korea
Worth it
@fluid remnant we all know what North Korea is at this point
bro this dc group is so buns
no one talks about rdr in this dc group
Mind blowing
Sean mentioned
It’s a man-child who runs a country like a tyrant who only allows 4 or 5 haircuts or you get sent to prison labor camps
Wtf is rdr
And you get shot for trying to say otherwise
my dude ..
Rutty dilfs reunited
I think we should stray away from this subject
HEKO
Bro is defending North Korea
I have a feeling this falls under Politics?
We got one boys
Politics is stupid
Ikr
Did bro not read the rules?
I'm gonna search for the Neotropic while waiting for my copy of Voyager to arrive
North Korea is overhatet tbh
New vocal stim unlocked
Vanda bringing the vibes up
@frosty ore Kim jong un isn’t gonna fuck you dude
I just dont want to see you banned is all
Oh yes you do pumpkin
Blud what
Don’t be coy now
Rules?
The rules!
Saying it like I'm in a men's deodorant commercial
Alright, wish me luck, this bird is a fucking bastard to find
Missed those
Even better
They’re more guidelines than actual rules
What rules did i break 🥺
Uh talk of politics
No way thats a rule
Thats why I said I think its falls under politics
I'm gonna try around Blackwater first
Merlin did
Not me
Nah man that was all Merlin
Who’s merlin again
I just named a country
@frosty ore
Wizard
thanks dude 🙏
Magical Man born of magic
Is this message AI generated?
💀💀
Someone confirm please
I used chat GPT for one sentence
Alright. New subject. What is the best horse and why is it the Missouri Fox Trotter?
@rapid osprey no
Gray breton because big and pretty
I like my free throughbred i get with ultimate edition
I like bread
Its like the only horse I use
Cus any animal with another animal's name in it is automatically cooler
I love rhe american standardbred or was it thoroughbred..
i dont even remember
is that even a breed
I named my horse Elmer cuz if he fucks up I turn him into glue
Me too
I think i've also got a thouroughbred online
I’m gonna use some cheese
Cause you get a free horse there aswell
U sir are a fish
LENNAY
I named my blue roan mft Despair🖤
Don’t rile Fenton
pretty
I always name my horses after Merlin characters
I think I named my Blue Roan MFT Gaia
My current one is Arthur I think
@frosty ore yeah yeah we all saw Monty Python’s holy grail
Did u have brave sir Robin as well
everyone go to bed what the fuck
I also named my Buckskin Brindle one Artemis and I used that one for bounty hunting
Does it come with dead-eye?
Sorry pert 😞
Completely unrelated but naming them Monty Python references would be funny. Not even actual names just Elderberry
yes ma'am
Yall giving yours majestic fancy ass names. I got my second horse named Greg
But my main horse is the utterly gorgeous Black Tovero, which I named Lucifer
Its not a monty python reference 💔
Did you name one Tim?
@rapid osprey fucking beat me to it
Amazing name man no doubt plz dont ever change it
No 😭
I have a question , how do I get the flaming horse in rdr1? In zombie apocalypse mode basically
You have to go to North of Macfarlane's
Named my horse BBLmonster
So my horses were Elmer and Greg
What the fuck man 😭
OMG TY
Elmer fell off a cliff cuz he got scared of a raccoon
Its a BBC Merlin reference 😭 Not monty python
I did name one horse Saddletramp in story mode because I couldn't sell him for a while
All my horses are named after mythological characters and gods/goddesses
Its where my name is from
im done playing solitaire
I named mine Big Girl bc its a shire ..
The show Merlin
Jarvis kill this man’s horse
Blud got named a descriptive
That's low honor activities
I updated the graphic drivers nothing happened same result do I keep advanced graphic settings unlocked
STOP
@fluid remnant blame it on uncle
In maps?
Have you verifed your files?
😭😭
Athena, Artemis, Viridios, Gaia, Dante, Samson, Freyja, two that I forgot, and Lucifer
How do I do tha
My creative mind doesnt really reach immense amounts
It was lumbago
Yes?
Freyja goes hard for a horse
Okayy brb
I am so tired of Norse mythology
I've had: Merlin, Lancelot, Gwaine, Arthur and Leon so far I think. They're all girliepop horses but does that stop me? no
On rockstar, next to the play button theres three dots
There should be an option to verify your game files
Trotselot
@wise bone yeah I know who Kratos is
Well settings first then verify your files
Boy..
What do I do after that
Zeus a poo
Persephone and Osiris were the other two
We need an Egyptian GOW game
Zeus was the name of the Warped Arabian I used for the story
Click verify to verify your files and itll make sure you have all the required files downloaded
That would be awesome
Did someone eherw warch epic
No idea what that is
Can Kratos be replaced with Sutekh?
its a musical
We don’t replace kratos
You’re not my mom! 
You're all banned.
I know the songs
YES
Whos gonna tell him?
No U
The bug
@prime quail shut up meg
Not aura
I shot the sheriff
I can legally adopt you
But I did not shoot the deputy
But did you shoot the deputy?
Rage bait 2/10
Ayyy
That is like such a specfic threat
woah
Oh yeah? You got a month left you better do it fast
Better shut up before I kiss you on the lips
my cue to leave
Wait you rat who changed my name
Just because I threw Poseidon my Silver Dapple over a waterfall doesn't mean I hate MFTs
jamie let's go
Mine too 😭😭
My smile literally dropped at that
I think you can adopt people over the age of 18
Kxgxipihxixpggixpæihx
Lmao
Never saw this one before
Noob
@misty slate goober
Yes maam
guh
Why does it keep autocorrecting to mama
yay
The name 😭
MAAAMAAAA
I use it a lot lol
What the fuck
Just killed a man
My fucking Ardennes horse must have PTSD because it threw me off when there was a crocodile nowhere near it
Just killed a man!!!
Thought we had to be respectful
MAMAA
Who up Redding they dead
I am
Who wants to hold the tungsten cube???
I have aura tho? AZZARO The Most Wanted is my daily fragrance
Put a gun against his head (that's the lyrics right I kinda forgot it's a long time ago since I last listened to queen..)
your a dead MAN
You're
im so tired
Yeah same, I used to listen to them a lot
Pulled the trigger now hes dead
Sleep
I thought you were Jane
im going to go to sleeb
Thank you
Same here
no worries


goodnight
Can I get my name changed back if I send a video shooting the white Arabian?
Good night
goodnight jane
Im gonna start to sue people if my name aint "Garry" soon

Goodnight!!
Hail hydra

Who?
This guy stinks
Bros getting a bit too comfortable
Never heard of her
Hey Pert, did you see what I shared to general media?
Typa guy to say uber alles
East Bay Ray?
Okay Endgame Steve Rogers
Cus staff are bullies
if i remember correctly, it's something from marvel
@fluid remnant did you deserve it?
It is
ooooh
Too late everybody (that's the lyrics, right?)
No? I wear AZZARO The Most Wanted every day
Ofc i dont
Nope
Goddammit then what?
Isn't it I don't want to die
My cat is sniffing my toes
i forgot the order
Mamaaa, life had juuuust beguuuun
Too soon
I can’t stop listening to neo twewy music
Yessir
Mamaaaaaaaaa, UwU
Shut
😛
Aight gng
I don't wanna die!
@rapid osprey Jarvis kill this man
You jumped too early
You're funny.
Ur doing great 💔🙏🙏
That's the second verse
This is like school music class
Thank you thank you
LMAO
@torn quest open the barn doors..
There's nobody putting DJ on the keyboard
Bro where the fuck are we in the song😭
The first verse
I have no idea 💀
Okay teacher start again
Wait let me get my wife and son on the horse rq
ooh love, ooh lover boy 🎶🗣️
And I thought the cunce at my work were bad
its almsot four in the morning this is how im spending it

unpopular opinion , I love the bay mustang for Arthur even though its a tad bit small for him
Guys im scared to ask my crush out
American boy is such a good song and it surprises me cause like I usually don't like that kind of song
Well, I'm gonna keep searching for the stupid neotropic
Be the person i never was
issues of skill
kidding
Drink the koolaid at 4 am challenge gone wrong, gone sexual?!
EHH?? 😭
Police called
LMAO
You only live once. The worst that can happen is the government shooting you down after promising you a good life.
We go to the same boarding school so if she says no its awkward
lilith ban jamie
Word
😞🙏🙏
Are you garry perchance
Getting sent to a Gulag in Siberia is worse
Hey u got a no but a yes u can get

Ig bro
A what now
Gulag
Hey atleast u got ur name bacj
i don't speak german but i can if you like 🎶 
Who
You dont wanna know, oh the horrors
AHH
i love that song
Dipshit.
@white zealot vamos, vamos
eh
Banned
hehehehe
I meant it in a loving way
❤️
where did jamie go
❤️
ho
alright people its time to log off for me 😛 have a goodnight!! Or morning or noon
Nawh my nick perms got taken from me
Hey mods i know you’re reading these messages. Can you rename nyx to something stupid, thanks
It's 4.47 for you ain't it
It seems fair
goodnight 
3
Ah me too..
bye!!!!
You're german
Goodnight sleep well!
Nope
Off you go apparently
I-I-I-I don’t speak German
I-I-I-I don’t speak German but I can if you like 
DUTCH!!!

It's alright we vibe
YAYAYA 🥹
Guys do we sleep? 3:48 am
Naw
Dude what are you watching😭🙏
EST is the only true, real, canon timezone so unless it is currently 9:48PM for you, you're just an NPC.
Do the koolaid challenge
You're also german
Jonnycakes
No
Liar.
what is that.. 
Norwegian
do i even wanna know
Jeg er også dansker wtf
Idfk 😭 im just making jokes based off those weird kids videos on YouTube
Sigma
Anyways
LMAO
I'm getting tired asf
I made up the challenge
my cat just jumpscared me tf
But you could take it as a cult joke
The koolaid challenge?
I miss my cat 🥺
Are you sure?
Yeah
I flinched
Well I’m sure it’s a thing, but I made it up for the purpose of the joke
Lemme hold your hand when I say this
help
Mb i just tried punching u through the screen
You ever see someone rowing a boat so you get out a sniper and shoot the boat?

It's a challenge about people smashing through fences and stuff
Gng 💔
What!?
Like the koolaid man
blud is evil
OH YEAH 🗣️🗣️
😭
It's evil to straight up shoot them
To shoot their boat is funny
I stab them if i can get to them
Nyx listen to unpainted 
They probably stole the boat anywhere. John Marston is ye olde coast guard
Ain't that dazai?
soon 👹
so true, so real, w sheriff
Yeah

hi lilith
Hi Lilith
hi #1 hater of jamie
Hi Lilith
hi #1 hater of nyx and hex
hi mft hater
Can someone make my name Garry
My name doesn’t say that 
This name mean
Can I also say hi to Lilith
At least it's not mtf hater, that would be problematic
it has garry
HAHA
there it is
Im gonna shoot ur horse while ur doing a mission
i haven't played in months but sure
If their horse is a White Arabian, I'll do it for you
Im evil Garry now
My cat is hiding
Mehehehe
maybe i have time
You know what is evil though? Lassoing people and dragging them through camp-fires
Gurl 😭
everybody forgets 💔💔
But only if they're innocent. If they point their gun at you, it's self defence
Why is garry evil
Bodyworks? I sure hope it does
They mase me evil
Why am I the #2 hater, who is the #1
idk
Pert
Why
I need to fight them for number one 
Bullies
idiot
Im evil and tuff now
Yes?
Who? 
Wake up garry
Wake up, Jeff
Oh okie :3
naw but sure

Ur the reason im sad today now
Right Garry
Exist
it says garry but happy liar
ho ho ho 👹
Good point.

wdym that emoji is called japanese orge
Should I make my banner argenthill
tf
Ur the reason my crush will reject me
yes it will be us
You made me laugh
augh i hope your crush says yes
No I wont




