general

[violet coyote]

Yyp

[violet trellis]

I’m js trying to be nice

[sick forge]

I said jokes.

[violet coyote]

Fuck you

[violet coyote]

Fatass

[gloomy halo]

Jesus 😭😭

[kindred ridge]

Imma go back to bounties boring without people but I need the grind

[sick forge]

FEKA

[violet coyote]

what yall doing if you see micah irl

[calm vortex]

@midnight kestrel

[sick forge]

Fart

[gloomy halo]

I don’t think anyone would like my answer

[violet coyote]

What the fuck

[calm vortex]

Stabbing him

[violet coyote]

With what knife?

[gloomy halo]

Probably shivering in my timbers ngl

[calm vortex]

With the one i always keep with me

[sick forge]

I am real trust

[kindred ridge]

Shiver me timbers m8

[violet coyote]

I'd use my Swiss army knife to turn him into a satchel or smthn

[gloomy halo]

Damn 😭

[violet coyote]

I prolly could, this things got a leather sewing needle on it

Sewing*

[gloomy halo]

That’s fire

[violet coyote]

Oh yeah it has that too

[violet trellis]

Hey guys

[sick forge]

Hi e

[violet trellis]

Uhhhh you can call me Elias

[sick forge]

No

[violet trellis]

Of Eli

[violet trellis]

Or**

[sick forge]

Joel’s

[violet trellis]

Okay🥺

[gloomy halo]

I missed you 💔💔💔

[violet coyote]

Your name is steven

[violet trellis]

No

[violet coyote]

Yes

[violet trellis]

no

[violet coyote]

Yes

[violet trellis]

No

[violet coyote]

Good boy

Yes

[gloomy halo]

Sigh

😔

[violet trellis]

I agree

[violet coyote]

To who

[violet trellis]

No u

Not**

[violet coyote]

Oh me?

Nice

[violet trellis]

no

[violet coyote]

Yes

So you aren't a good boy? You're a bad boy?

[violet trellis]

I’m tired

[gloomy halo]

A neutral boy

[violet coyote]

A good

[calm vortex]

Hi again

[violet trellis]

Hello

[gloomy halo]

Hiiii

[calm vortex]

I like starting fires

[violet trellis]

Okay ima go now and never speak here again

[gloomy halo]

Bye bye 💔

[gloomy halo]

Real

[sick forge]

Stinky

[violet trellis]

Goodbye real Pearson🥺

[sick forge]

Bye bye

I am real fuck you/j

[violet trellis]

Anyways

[gloomy halo]

Anyways

[violet trellis]

Ah yes

Real

[gloomy halo]

🤔

[violet trellis]

I actually might stay bc of real Pearson

[empty plinth]

WSP guys

[violet coyote]

Omg same

[empty plinth]

How y'all doing

[violet coyote]

Wtf

[violet trellis]

Very well

[gloomy halo]

Bored

💔

[violet coyote]

Why is your profile like a celebrity on twitter

[empty plinth]

I also don't know, maybe you can tell me

[violet coyote]

Idfk

[violet trellis]

I’ll leave yall to it..

[violet coyote]

What

Am I missing context

[empty plinth]

[violet coyote]

WHAT

TELL ME

[empty plinth]

[violet coyote]

PLEASE

[empty plinth]

[gloomy halo]

What is happening

[sick forge]

Who is Paul

[gloomy halo]

😭

[thin zenith]

Ich bin Cola.

[sick forge]

[violet trellis]

Hey guys again

[violet coyote]

Get out

[violet trellis]

I agree

[violet trellis]

No

[empty plinth]

Paul Kellerman doesn't exist

[thin zenith]

Yeh

[violet coyote]

He does

[violet coyote]

That's my neighbour Steve's name

[empty plinth]

[sick forge]

Who is Paul

[violet coyote]

🫜

[gloomy halo]

Maybe Paul is the friends we made along the way

[empty plinth]

Secret Agent Paul Kellerman from Pinkerton Detective Agency

[violet coyote]

DAMNIT

[sick forge]

Paul

[violet coyote]

Paul

[empty plinth]

[violet coyote]

Paul

I'm pauling my Paul rn

[gloomy halo]

AH

😭

[violet coyote]

I just pauled

[lime rover]

W pfp

[empty plinth]

[gloomy halo]

My Paul can’t Paul right 🤕

[violet trellis]

Thank you

[violet coyote]

You got paultile paulsy?

[gloomy halo]

Yes

😢💔

[violet coyote]

I got tubercupaulsus

[gloomy halo]

BAHAHA

[lime rover]

i like micah, his character is W even if hes villian hes cold

[violet coyote]

no he ain't brochacho 😭

Could barely beat a dude with tubercupaulsus

[violet trellis]

THANK YOU I agree yes he’s crazy but he’s still a good character

[lime rover]

yh man

[gloomy halo]

I hate him but love him at the same time

[lime rover]

which gng member is the best in fight?

[violet coyote]

Arthur

[lime rover]

prolly arthur or bill

[violet coyote]

Is that even a question

[gloomy halo]

It’s obviously Sean guys

[violet coyote]

Arthur's best in melee and ranged

[lime rover]

bill is good too

[sick forge]

Imagine that Pearson va was just watching

[violet trellis]

Gulp..

[violet coyote]

Whos gonna tell him

[violet trellis]

Ykw man I like you you can be my friend

[gloomy halo]

🤔

[violet trellis]

He got sniped 😔

[gloomy halo]

Sean has the best aim out of anyone in the gang there’s no competition

[violet trellis]

[violet coyote]

Didn't he miss cans

Like 14 times

[lime rover]

ahan

[gloomy halo]

That was actually a fake Sean

He kidnapped the real one

Trust

[violet trellis]

😔 denial..

[violet coyote]

I'm seaning it

[gloomy halo]

NOOO

😭

[violet trellis]

[violet coyote]

It's so Sean rn

I wanna Sean your Sean with my sean

[gloomy halo]

You better

[violet coyote]

Sean

I'm seaning

It's seaning out

[gloomy halo]

😭😭😭

[violet coyote]

There's Sean on your Sean sorry sean

[gloomy halo]

That’s so Sean bro…

[violet coyote]

Sean

[gloomy halo]

Sean

[violet coyote]

Sean doesn't look like a word anymore

[lime rover]

whattt daaa helll is going on

[gloomy halo]

Ikr

Sean

[violet coyote]

I'm seaning Sean's sean

[lime rover]

wtf is "seaning"

[violet coyote]

If a Sean lasts more than 3 hours call sean

You could have Sean

[lime rover]

buwahahhaa still didnt get it

leave it

[gloomy halo]

💀💀💀

[lime rover]

and u support lgtbq???

[violet coyote]

I love seaning Sean's till Sean Seans on my sean

[gloomy halo]

I’m seaning it are you

[violet coyote]

Nah I'm a homophobic femboy

[gloomy halo]

UwU or whatever

I’m so sorry

[lime rover]

hmm okay okay thats what i like to hear "homophobic"

[lime rover]

cringeeee

[gloomy halo]

😢

[violet coyote]

I like seaning my Sean in Sean's Sean

It Sean's so sean

[gloomy halo]

Is this how Karen felt

[violet coyote]

When Sean seaned her Sean?

[gloomy halo]

Yes

[violet coyote]

Nah Karen felt Sean when Sean seaned her Sean

[gloomy halo]

😭😭😭

[violet coyote]

You feel Sean because I seaned your Sean

Sean?

[gloomy halo]

Sean…

[violet coyote]

SeAn

[gloomy halo]

Anyways

[violet coyote]

What is it sean

[grim dove]

is sean seaning

[gloomy halo]

Yup

[violet coyote]

Sean yourself seaner

[gloomy halo]

Seaning so hard

[grim dove]

seaning so hard your gonna get jfkd

[gloomy halo]

😨😨

[violet coyote]

Wtf

You can't say that mis

That's very racist

[gloomy halo]

🤕🤕🤕

[grim dove]

his just sean fr

😄 🤕 💀 seans story arc fr

[gloomy halo]

Rip

[grim dove]

if only bertram was there

he couldved saved sean fr

[gloomy halo]

Real 💔

[barren yarrow]

Bertram could probably beat the legendary gator in a fight

[gloomy halo]

Easily

With just his right hand

[thin zenith]

Hey I'm back

[gloomy halo]

Hii

[thin zenith]

Hii

[thin zenith]

Bertram could also take down Micah

[grim dove]

guys some dude i know plays rdr2 so i got hyped just to find out bro only plays online mode and played 10 min of story mode cause it was "boring"💀

[gloomy halo]

Aw what

😭

That’s sad bro

[grim dove]

he said "its just going up hills"

[frank lava]

bruh

[barren yarrow]

Arthur could’ve had his TB cured if he just got Bertram’s help

[grim dove]

its the first chapter

like wtf

[thin zenith]

What a shame

[grim dove]

pretty sure he knows nothing about the story

[barren yarrow]

Chapter 1 is kinda boring ngl

[grim dove]

for me its reverse i think story mode is fun while online isnt

[barren yarrow]

I’ll take it over Guarma though

[frank lava]

guarma is underrted

underrated

[grim dove]

true but on first play through realistically you shouldnt be bored

[frank lava]

it makes me sad tho

[barren yarrow]

Online had such potential but rockstar decided to just milk GTA Online more

[grim dove]

and he said all you do is go up hills which makes me believe he skipped cut scenes

[thin zenith]

I mean when you get past chapter 1 then it picks up a little

[grim dove]

he seems like the type

[frank lava]

i hate when people get story games and don’t even pay attention to the story

[grim dove]

online is too grindy that its not fun while story mode is grindy while being fun

[gloomy halo]

Everything’s 1000% better once Sean gets rescued

[grim dove]

i actively want to 100% rdr2 (its gonna take me forever)

[gloomy halo]

Same

I got to like 70 before giving up

[barren yarrow]

Not having train robberies in online is dumb

[grim dove]

true

[grim dove]

and i am NOT grinding when i can just play as my boy arthur or john

online mode was very mid for the 5 hours i played of it

calling online mode fun and story mode boring is by far 1 of the worst takes i ever seen

[barren yarrow]

My first time playing rdr2 I had no idea what happened in the first game and it honestly made the experience better for me

[gloomy halo]

I grinded on it for like a month just to get a horse I liked and I haven’t played it for three years now

[grim dove]

its objectively better to play rdr2 first which is really funny lol

[thin zenith]

I made sure to play the story mode first before tackling online mode

[grim dove]

ngl i crashed out so hard about the ps5 upgrade for rdr1

it alr got 60 fps

and the graphics barely changed

wheres my rdr2 60fps

[kindred ridge]

Anyone on ps

[barren yarrow]

Although I didn’t know about honor effecting things and had low honor + went back for the money thinking Arthur would end up alive and get the money 💀

[grim dove]

💀

[kindred ridge]

Im so bored

[thin zenith]

So I wasn't the only one that saw it barely changed

[grim dove]

bro missed out on such a epic ending for such a "aw man" ending

[barren yarrow]

Well I was like 11 years old in 2018

[kindred ridge]

It's still 60 fps for me

Unless im dumb

[grim dove]

honestly rdr on ps3 still looked similar which proves how ahead of its time it was

[grim dove]

thats fair

[barren yarrow]

But at least I didn’t have the ending spoiled

[rotund briar]

Hi

[grim dove]

ngl i always wanted to go back for the money for one playthrough but my heart just cant do it

[frank lava]

hai

[rapid osprey]

Heya

[kindred ridge]

Hello

[barren yarrow]

I actually did end up reloading my save and helping John… but I still had low honor

[grim dove]

im on my 5th playthrough for rdr2 and theres still new things im discovering 😭

[frank lava]

okg u play on Xbox too🥹🥹

[grim dove]

grrr

[grim dove]

tennis boat

[barren yarrow]

My biggest mistake the first few times was not studying every animal I saw

[frank lava]

im on my like 11th and yeah me too

[grim dove]

i actively feel sorry for the dude who told me rdr2 story mode was boring and he only plays online

but ik i cant convince bro

he contradicts alot

he is the contradictor

[kindred ridge]

Barely played story mode

[barren yarrow]

One thing I do like about RDO though is it does single player online content better than GTA Online does

[kindred ridge]

Gta confuses the heck out of me

[barren yarrow]

GTA is just getting blown up by a flying motorcycle

[gloomy halo]

I stopped playing it because I got lynched every ten minutes 😭

[grim dove]

rockstar be doing everything but dropping 60fps patch for rdr2💔 i mean at least the game is very smooth for 30fps

[barren yarrow]

People would spawn camp and lasso me

[kindred ridge]

Never had that my friends tend to make people rage quite before thst happens

[gloomy halo]

Same dude 💔

[grim dove]

all online players do is just kill you😭

like im tryna figure out how to play leave me alone lol

[gloomy halo]

Real

[kindred ridge]

Haha i understand that though once a high enough level they stop

[barren yarrow]

30fps was the norm for so long I’m just used to it so it doesn’t bother me

[grim dove]

besides i would rather just play story mode and slaughter people who try robbing me (lets admit it without dead eye this game would actually be challenging)

ngl i wish a no deadeye mode existed because i cant stop myself from not using deadeye

[kindred ridge]

I dont use dead eye at all

[barren yarrow]

Avoid Valentine at all costs

[grim dove]

my muscle memory is to used to deadeye

[kindred ridge]

Haha valentine has no one nowadays in there

[gloomy halo]

I suck at shooting so I have the aim assist thing on

[grim dove]

i did disable auto lock aiming tho

i SUCK at shooting

[kindred ridge]

Mostly just low levels not knowing that its pvp

[grim dove]

lol i turned it off to make the game harder

[gloomy halo]

I should try that next time

[grim dove]

i can confirm i miss 4 of my 6 revovler shots

[gloomy halo]

💀

[grim dove]

(i use third person)

just cause i wanna see my arthur drip

[kindred ridge]

Wish I could i just need money.

[grim dove]

(i didnt even get him fancy i just used stuff that makes him actually look like a gunslinger)

[grim dove]

we need more moneh

[gloomy halo]

I always forget to feed my Arthur and he ends up malnourished I feel so bad 😭

[kindred ridge]

Saving for the horse I want

[grim dove]

just one more score

[kindred ridge]

Dang could be a real parents some day haha

[grim dove]

bro i feed my arthur like 10x a day and the game still be telling me "75% stamina 75- health"

[gloomy halo]

lol

[grim dove]

just give me perfect weight bro

[kindred ridge]

Isnt it fit

[gloomy halo]

💀💀💀

[barren yarrow]

Depends on what you’re feeding him

[kindred ridge]

My character is always two skinny I could feed her 20x steak and she still as skinny

To

Fricken auto correct

[gloomy halo]

I hate autocorrect

[fluid holly]

hi

[gloomy halo]

Hiiii

[grim dove]

guys i spent like 5 hours collecting the dumb dinosaur bones just to find out i have to wait until epilogue to finish it

that dinosaur bone quest was painful

[kindred ridge]

Like how the heck am I supposed to be fit if I look like a stack of bones I literally eat steak and pork everytime my bars go down

[grim dove]

how did they expect anybody to do that legit?

who was the first person to find all bones legit

[kindred ridge]

Wait we can find dino bones

[barren yarrow]

I did that with the legendary fish

[grim dove]

grrrr

grrrr

[kindred ridge]

I have yet to finish coin collecting

[hidden robin]

Hi

[grim dove]

yes

[barren yarrow]

I can think of far more painful quests

[grim dove]

i love spending 5 hours to catch 1 fish just to find out it was a 3 star fish

[gloomy halo]

90% of the time I type in all caps this is hard 💔

[barren yarrow]

Like Duchesses and other Animals

[grim dove]

also random thing i did an epic glitch for my gun and now it looks so peak

[fluid holly]

[grim dove]

you can turn the hero pearl grip red it looks so fire

[gloomy halo]

Oooo

[kindred ridge]

I find it funny everytime I go into a server everyone around me goes into protective mode

[grim dove]

that is funny

[grim dove]

true

[barren yarrow]

I caught them fairly quickly. I just had to be in the right spot with the right lure

[grim dove]

i cant believe the glitch even worked too

and it stays

[kindred ridge]

I wonder if they remember me from my pvp era

[grim dove]

speaking of fishing anybody who declines the fishing sidequest with hosea and dutch should have both sides of their pillow warm fr

[barren yarrow]

I have a save file that had all that done and half of the challenges that give you the squirrel statue… but that save decided it didn’t want to live anymore

[gloomy halo]

Ikr

I love that mission

[grim dove]

i once accidentally deleted my rdr2 save file on a replay so i just flat out just stopped playing for months cause i got so mad

[barren yarrow]

I was stuck on the woodpecker anyway

[barren yarrow]

I actually did get the perfect woodpecker once then my game crashed as I got to strawberry

[gloomy halo]

Oof 💔

[grim dove]

man just sticking in camp seeing the interactions is oddly fun

[barren yarrow]

I found another one eventually but it was only in good condition

[grim dove]

and spamming antagonize micah

[gloomy halo]

I stick around for Sean and Kieran

[barren yarrow]

Who doesn’t do that in chapter 6 especially?

[gloomy halo]

Their interactions are so cute

[grim dove]

i hate progressing in the game since the camp just gets more and more depressing

[gloomy halo]

Ikr 💔

[grim dove]

chapter 6 is just so miserable to play

which is good

[barren yarrow]

I usually stay in Chapter 2 for awhile

[grim dove]

who doesnt bro

[gloomy halo]

I’m leaving my new save file in chapter three

[barren yarrow]

Best story wise though Imo

[grim dove]

chapter 3 is also mostly chill

[grim dove]

true

chapter 6 is the best and worst chapter

on purpose

chapter 4 was the last chapter where it felt somewhat chill

[gloomy halo]

Yeah

[barren yarrow]

I do like the camp in Shady Belle

[grim dove]

chapter 5 and onwards everyone is miserable and dutch is completely schizo

[gloomy halo]

I hate how barely anyone reacts to Sean dying because Jack gets kidnapped it’s so sad 😭

[grim dove]

shady belle was cool

[barren yarrow]

I felt like chapter 5 should’ve been longer. Ik they didn’t have time to flesh out Guarma like they originally intended

[grim dove]

guarma just felt like filler

[gloomy halo]

Real it could’ve been so much better

[grim dove]

also random compliant but chapter 4 pissed me off story wise once

i love the story but why did john get mad about dutch drowning that one dude💀

[gloomy halo]

Real

[grim dove]

he did the most to deserve it💀

acting like he didnt do worse

[gloomy halo]

I hate him so much

😭

[barren yarrow]

Well… killing people, even bad people in gruesome ways wasn’t really their thing

[grim dove]

drowning is pretty tame

i could understand if dutch fed the gator while he was alive

but he was alr dead

and sure dutch is hella schizo but that was a valid crashout

[barren yarrow]

Definitely tame compared to what my John has done in Armadillo with cheats enabled

[grim dove]

i love how honor just doesnt matter with john lol

[barren yarrow]

It does if you still want lower shop prices Ig and different loot from NPCs

[grim dove]

as arthur i actively think "would arthur do this?" but as john i do the most atrocious crimes ever

[gleaming folio]

How do I earn gambling money

[barren yarrow]

What I have done is in chapter 2 I’ll have Arthur be a bad guy, make him start to improve in chapter 4, and then really start being honorable in chapter 6 and get my honor up really high by kicking Strauss out and relieving all of the debts

[raw sonnet]

Hi

[grim dove]

same but i wouldnt have arthur do some actually psycho things like arthur is not shooting up a town for no reason😭

micah is tho (its for his guns)

[barren yarrow]

Well I didn’t want to have to pay a bounty but I would rob random people riding on trails

[grim dove]

thats fair

[barren yarrow]

I always get my Arthur money back anyways as John through the Aberdeen Pig Farm

[gleaming folio]

In rdr1 I committed way worse acts than rdr2

[grim dove]

i never do that just cause i cant resist killing them lol

[barren yarrow]

Honor matters less in rdr1 tbh

[grim dove]

remember you lose honor if you kill the guy who uh "does freaky thing" with you if you enter his house

[gleaming folio]

Yeah

[barren yarrow]

Maybe he and Arthur actually had a really good time and that means no more good times

/j

[grim dove]

[barren yarrow]

I’m playing on 1.00 of rdr2 and I can’t help but really miss the fast travel from camps you set up a lot of the time

[grim dove]

i wish i could have that patch of rdr2

john looks so ugly in the epilogue its not even funny

[hearty fjord]

guys should i lock in and finish rdr2 so i can pkay rdr1

[barren yarrow]

I just deleted my game and redownloaded it without internet

[grim dove]

you could see arthurs facial features on his face😭

[grim dove]

yes

[gloomy halo]

Yesss

[barren yarrow]

The graphics were better in 1.00

Also

[uncut lotus]

Play witcher 3 instead

[gleaming folio]

I try to end rdr2 with high honor but my finger keeps slipping and next thing you know I have minimum honor

[hearty fjord]

no

[uncut lotus]

yes

[hearty fjord]

real

[uncut lotus]

Rdr games are mid

[grim dove]

i think medium honor still works

[gloomy halo]

lol

[barren yarrow]

The horses such in this version though

[gleaming folio]

Anybody played revolver?

[grim dove]

to be fair it should be easy to keep high honor

[gloomy halo]

I have

[hearty fjord]

i try to play with high honour and then my finger slips and suddenly everyone in valentine is dead 🙁

[grim dove]

i always lose honor for looting dead bodies

like what

looting dead bodies aint that bad

[hearty fjord]

real

when i was getting used to the game controls i lwk shot a stranger i helped and punched ly horse 🥀

[grim dove]

😭

[gloomy halo]

I still do that by accident

💀

[barren yarrow]

I think they really should’ve had an option to surrender if you put down your gun in a gunfight with lawmen in rdr2. I think they do have that in rdr1 actually

[gleaming folio]

I really wish you could hang people outside of the story like you do to cleet

[hearty fjord]

lwk real

[fallen bluff]

I can never get minimum honor and keep it💔

[grim dove]

idk why but on my current playthrough of rdr2 i for some reason helped that one serial killer in valentine then saved her from hanging💀

[fallen bluff]

Its bc i always feed and clean my horse i think

[hearty fjord]

giys should i turn arthur bald (shave all his beard off) or keep some hair on him

[barren yarrow]

I hate when the game puts someone by you that needs you to ride them somewhere and you lose honor for not doing so. Like it was literally forced on you

[gloomy halo]

I always have mine at 1 level

[fallen bluff]

Keep his hair

[gleaming folio]

Hanging people outside of the story missions would be so fun

[grim dove]

speaking of horses i once killed hosea with my horse

[fallen bluff]

What💔

[grim dove]

my horse crashed into his horse and he went flying into the air

[hearty fjord]

my horse threw itself off a cliff whike i had 15 lawmen up my ass

and like 2 angry people for some reason

like followed me out of valentine

[grim dove]

also i got john marstons gun in chapter 2 and micahs gun in chapter 1😭 i love this games glitches sm

[hearty fjord]

oh ky fuckong god what does dutch want now

[gleaming folio]

@gleaming folio I've beat the game like 6 times and I have only gotten mid/high honor once😭

[hearty fjord]

i don’t want to tlak to dutch

[grim dove]

why does bro not want to talk to dutch

money

i have a plan

[hearty fjord]

idk

[grim dove]

tahiti

[hearty fjord]

where is jailer

jalur

lmg

i want to harass javier

[grim dove]

why javier😭

[hearty fjord]

eazy to rage bait

easy

[gleaming folio]

I think we can all agree that Sean had the most mindblowing death

[grim dove]

ms grimshaw is pretty rage baitable

[hearty fjord]

his death was my introduction to rdr lwk

[gloomy halo]

godddamn it

💔

[hearty fjord]

i was watxhinf my sister pkay and i watched him get slimed in 4k

I AN KOT FAKE

[grim dove]

bruh ms grimshaw really told me to get out of camp when she stays in camp the whole game💔

[hearty fjord]

I AN CHARLES SMOTH

FUCM YOU WHOEVER CHANGED MT BAE

:(

[hearty fjord]

🥀🥀🥀

[grim dove]

"i noticed you stopped paying in the box" i donated thousands💀

[hearty fjord]

why is my cat harassing me afaib

[hearty fjord]

💔

[gloomy halo]

I got so sad over Sean the first time I refused to play it again for over a month

[grim dove]

ok actually how tf did the gang not go to tahiti

there shouldve been more then enough money from the valentine heist alone

[hearty fjord]

should i rob the homestead with sean now or ltalj to dutch neor

[hearty fjord]

whatre eh fuck

[gloomy halo]

SEAN

SEAN

[gleaming folio]

Hot take but chapter 5 is a really fun chapter

[grim dove]

fair

[hearty fjord]

i am literallt sean btw guys

[gloomy halo]

😨😨😨

This is mind blowing

[hearty fjord]

blah blah blah proper name plqce name backstory stuff

[gloomy halo]

💀

[hearty fjord]

can sean shut up so we can go rob the homestead

[gleaming folio]

I love how Dutch just slowly gets more and more insane as the story progresses

[grim dove]

the real question people should ask is how did the gang get their guns back after guarma?

did they have spare replicas

[gloomy halo]

I’ve never thought of that

How did they

😭😭😭

[hearty fjord]

i have no idea what ur on abt 👍

[gleaming folio]

Wait

Good point

[grim dove]

eh its best to not think about it that hard

[gleaming folio]

I always wondered how their horses just showed up at camp

[grim dove]

grrr

[gloomy halo]

Same bro

Like how did they manage to train them that well

[grim dove]

dutch and javier not having their drippy guns in rdr1 made me sad

what happened to them💔

[gloomy halo]

I’ll get off my horse for .2 seconds and she’s dashing off to go eat

[gloomy halo]

They grew legs and said “man these guys stink” and ran away

This is canon

[gleaming folio]

I'm going to be honest. My horse dying in the final mission was sadder than Arthur's death

[gloomy halo]

Ikr

Mine was named Sean

[grim dove]

grrrr

i tried not to spoil

grrr

[gleaming folio]

My fault

[gloomy halo]

Who’s my favourite character impossible edition

[grim dove]

ok how did dutch get on the mountain in the last mission?

and how did he get down

did bro jump down a bunch of rocks

[gloomy halo]

I always think about that

😭

[gleaming folio]

Dutch is my favorite character in rdr1 just because he is insane

[grim dove]

same😭 i just imagine him hopping down rock after rock after what we just witnessed

[gloomy halo]

💀💀💀

[grim dove]

i think dutch is just my fav rdr character

his so schizo

[gleaming folio]

Also how did Charles get to Arthur before he started decomposing

Because Charles was ilup north

[grim dove]

where the hell did sadie get her guns

did the gang really go like "yeah take these engraved custom guns nobody is using them"

or did she spend like $50 at the gunsmith

[gleaming folio]

I know

[grim dove]

he used fast travel dw

[gloomy halo]

lol

[grim dove]

is there a lore reason why kieran has one of the drippiest guns?

[rapid osprey]

You know what? Meese are worse than panthers

[gloomy halo]

Because he’s awesome

[gleaming folio]

How did Arthur survive jumping off the boat?

[rapid osprey]

Plot armour

[gleaming folio]

True

[rapid osprey]

MCS as well

[grim dove]

is there a lore reason why in cutscenes gang members sometimes have default guns and not their custom ones

then their custom guns randomly appear again

[gleaming folio]

I hope if there is an rdr3 they make you play as Mac Callander and the final mission is the Blackwater massacre

[gloomy halo]

That’d be cool

[grim dove]

how would the open world work?

also ngl if there is an rdr3 i just hope its a new cast idk what to do with the van der linde gang now

[gleaming folio]

After Mac dies?

[grim dove]

yes

[gloomy halo]

Same

[unborn wraith]

GOST

[gloomy halo]

Ngl I really hope the next one they make is based around Native Americans that’d be dope as hell

[spice willow]

yes…

[grim dove]

covert art arthur not being outfits in the game is a crime

[gleaming folio]

That would be

[grim dove]

i had to make budget versions

i love it when arthur robs stores then tells sadie to not rob stores cause they are just people trying to get by🗣️

[gloomy halo]

Ikr

[rapid osprey]

I hope if there's an RDR3 it proves you wrong because I'm fucking sick of seeing people say they want RDR3 to lead up to that

[grim dove]

arthur be doing anything for money💔

"i need you to collect 405u5483304u48 items for me" "nah i cant do that" "i have money" "OKAY"

[rapid osprey]

Like if they do that, what do they do afterwards? Have the entire game set in Ambarino for the epilogue?

Red Dead Redemption: Colter

[gleaming folio]

I would honestly prefer if they just didn't make one but thats if they did

[grim dove]

rdr3 is prob gonna be rockstars game after gta 6 (it aint coming out for like 20 years)

[unborn wraith]

Hello

[gleaming folio]

20 years + 35 different delays

[gloomy halo]

Yup

[gloomy halo]

Hiii

[unborn wraith]

What admin renamed me to fake as fuck Arthur Morgan

[gleaming folio]

I wonder what would happen if Gta6 gets delayed again

[unborn wraith]

Chaos.

[rapid osprey]

RDR3, IF they make it, should divert from the stories of the previous two

[grim dove]

it'll just get to the point where people dont care anymore

[gloomy halo]

Mhm

[rapid osprey]

Also, I hate meese more than I hate panthers in RDR2

[unborn wraith]

I’m thinking maybe one of the life of a del lobo

[gleaming folio]

As long as Rdr3 isn't ww1 Jack ill be fine with it

[gloomy halo]

I’ve found like 1 throughout all 6 of my playthroughs

💀

[rapid osprey]

That would be cool. Del Lobo is my favourite gang in the game

[grim dove]

rdr3 being a sequel with jack would be silly ngl (the wild west and cowboys are dead bro wtf are you doing)

[tawdry anchor]

Never knew they had a server for this

[gleaming folio]

I know

[unborn wraith]

Or maybe do the life of Arthur Dutch and Hosea back in 1860

[rapid osprey]

Imagine a Red Dead game set as an apocalyptic world where the age of cowboys is born again

[grim dove]

if rdr3 is made i hope its in the peak of the wild west i dont need another "the wild west is dying" game

[gloomy halo]

Same

[tawdry anchor]

I don’t think rdr 3 is gonna be there tho 😭

[gleaming folio]

Yeah or the start

[grim dove]

20 years trust

[rapid osprey]

Red Dead 4 - Jim Calloway and his gang (since RDR2 is Red Dead 3)

[tawdry anchor]

I’m gonna turn 36 Yo 💔💔💔

[unborn wraith]

Not until I’m in my 60s

[gloomy halo]

We’re all gonna be unc’s by then

[rapid osprey]

With lumbago

[gloomy halo]

Yup

[gleaming folio]

Would the story of Otis Miller be good?

[grim dove]

a very serious disease

grrr

[rapid osprey]

It's terminal

[unborn wraith]

ItS tHe LuMbAgO

[grim dove]

i feel like uncle would unironically compare his lumbago to TB

[gloomy halo]

Idk if I should play rdr2 or replay silent hill 2 again

[barren yarrow]

Red Dead 5 - Uncle Lumbago Simulator

[grim dove]

replay silent hill will take like 20 hours rdr2 is between 50-100 hours

[gloomy halo]

Yeah

💀

I only replay it for Angela

[grim dove]

if you rush the story 50 hours

if you do the side content

at least 90

and if you wanna do everything

[unborn wraith]

Red dead 6: never coming out until the sun explodes and kills us all

[grim dove]

uhhh thats gonna take forever

[barren yarrow]

As someone who does have lumbago (back pain). I have to agree with Uncle

[rapid osprey]

RDR3 is gonna be set between the stories of RDR2 and 1 and it's about Uncle's lumbago

[gloomy halo]

lol

[gleaming folio]

Ok hear me out. In rdr3 you play as some random civilian who gets robbed and it basically becomes knockoff Red dead revolver

[grim dove]

rdr3 should be about the schizophrenia in dutchs brain where we play in dutches fantasy land

[unborn wraith]

Ykw that’s good make it play from 1900 to 1906

[azure canopy]

Ah yes hello

[grim dove]

where its stacks of cash and mary beth

[gloomy halo]

Yall are too creative

[grim dove]

and tahiti

[barren yarrow]

I know a lot of people don’t like the idea but I genuinely want a red read game that explores the time Hosea left the gang with Bessie

[grim dove]

grrr

[uncut lotus]

[frank lava]

jack marston mentioned my ears perked up i love him sobad

[tawdry anchor]

What’s the proof

[gleaming folio]

Bill's civil war experiences might be cool

[gloomy halo]

That would be so cute 😭

[rapid osprey]

Tbh a Red Dead game with a female lead would be awesome

Black Belle protag

[gloomy halo]

Omg real

[unborn wraith]

Fuck you bot

[grim dove]

on 1 of my replays of rdr2 jack hated me and started bullying my arthur cause i accidentally went afk and stared at him and he started calling me mean when i interacted with him again

[barren yarrow]

Uncle had terminal lumbago for 12 years

[frank lava]

omg😭

[rapid osprey]

I'm not saying this because I'm a guy and guys always play girls, I'm saying this because Black Belle is my favourite character in the game

[grim dove]

it took jack a while to forgive me💀

[frank lava]

i love 1911 jack i can talk about him for agessaahh

[gleaming folio]

What if you played as all the legendary gunslingers Arthur killed

[barren yarrow]

I can’t really see that being a redemption game. Maybe Sadie though

[rapid osprey]

Granger, Flaco, Midnight: We don't wanna get a picture, so we'll kill you

[grim dove]

nah cause another "guys the wild west is ending hehe"

[unborn wraith]

You need some milk

[gloomy halo]

I don’t think Sean could ever be an option

[rapid osprey]

Black Belle: You want a photo? Go right ahead

[tawdry anchor]

After playing rdr 2 it’s not that fun playing rdr

[gloomy halo]

💔

[frank lava]

whys

[tawdry anchor]

Meh he was mid

[rapid osprey]

Did I say Redemption?

[unborn wraith]

W Speed

[gleaming folio]

I personally prefer rdr1

[gloomy halo]

Ikr

[tawdry anchor]

Sean was hella immature tho

[barren yarrow]

Well as Sadie said she was going to South America and it was more wild there

[grim dove]

if there was a red dead redemption game with no redemption just rename the title ig

[frank lava]

sean is not mid

[gloomy halo]

Poor Sean

[tawdry anchor]

I mean I don’t like the way he died

[grim dove]

and jack was mature?

[frank lava]

i love sean hes so cute

[grim dove]

(im sorry)

[gleaming folio]

I hope it would be Red dead something besides redemption

[grim dove]

guys whos more mature micah or jack

[gloomy halo]

Hmmmm

That’s hard

[gloomy halo]

Same 😭

[rapid osprey]

You know who is mid? Arthur

[unborn wraith]

The jacked

[frank lava]

what year jack are we talking about

[tawdry anchor]

💀

[grim dove]

mr kills entire town to get his guns with cool grip😭

[gloomy halo]

💀💀💀

[grim dove]

4 year old story mode 1899 jack

[gloomy halo]

I wish we could save skinny

Bro did not deserve that

[frank lava]

def more mature than micah

[rapid osprey]

The Virgin Gunslinger vs. The Chad Bookreader

[grim dove]

whos more mature dutch or micah

[frank lava]

none

[gloomy halo]

Dutch

[gleaming folio]

I wish we could hang strangers like you hang Cleet

[gloomy halo]

100%

[unborn wraith]

Doubt he’s a virgin

[rapid osprey]

You can

[grim dove]

dutch is like the mind of a child while micah just acts like a child

i see dutch AS a child

[tawdry anchor]

Is there a way I could earn honour fast

[grim dove]

like dutch himself counts as a kid

[gleaming folio]

Without mods

[rapid osprey]

Saint Denis greet

[frank lava]

greet strangers

[tawdry anchor]

I can’t mod

[gleaming folio]

Neither can i

[frank lava]

do every honor mission u see and every possible interaction

[grim dove]

do yall think the threesome dutch theory was true?

[tawdry anchor]

Okay

[frank lava]

the what

explain this to me...

[gloomy halo]

WHAT

[unborn wraith]

Or me

[gloomy halo]

😭😭😭

[barren yarrow]

What part of the game are you on?

[tawdry anchor]

Chapter 3

[grim dove]

theres a theory dutch was tryna get in a threesome with uh 2 gang members (you could prob guess who)😭

[gloomy halo]

I wouldn’t doubt it

[gleaming folio]

I wish I could forcefully drag an innocent civilian up to the gallows and hang him myself

[unborn wraith]

Arthur Micah?

[frank lava]

is it micah and bill?

[grim dove]

you innocent souls

[grim dove]

nah his love for micah is just slightly platonic

[barren yarrow]

You can earn honor fast in Chapter 6 when it really matters by doing the Strauss missions

[frank lava]

vandermatthews better

[gloomy halo]

Real

[tawdry anchor]

So for now Ima just sell wagons and get like tons of money

[frank lava]

vandermatthews is canon remember when they got married and lived happily ever after??

[grim dove]

pretty sure hosea was more like a father then anything else but alright😭

[frank lava]

do u see the way those men look at each other and touch each other

[barren yarrow]

Arthur and John have two fathers and no mother

[grim dove]

ik ur secretly bill williamson

[gloomy halo]

💀💀💀

[frank lava]

im gay i think thats a factor

[barren yarrow]

Lmao

[grim dove]

was bill tryna get freaky with kieran?

[frank lava]

[grim dove]

why did bill need hair pomade?

[barren yarrow]

I think Bill liked Kieran

[frank lava]

lube

[gloomy halo]

Poor Kieran

💔

[grim dove]

with who

[barren yarrow]

Him and Sean

[unborn wraith]

W Speed

[grim dove]

what happened to karen

is she stupid?

[rapid osprey]

Found the White Arabian, should I kill it?

[gloomy halo]

Yeah

[frank lava]

i wanna meet macguire junior

[gloomy halo]

gulp

[rapid osprey]

Thank you

[grim dove]

arthur on his way to listen to every activity and conversation the gang has like its normal

[gloomy halo]

Ladies ladies calm down… there’s enough macguire junior for everyone

[frank lava]

"micah said he

frick

[grim dove]

wait also apparently macguire junior can last longer depending on your honor

[rapid osprey]

I'm sorry to the Arabian fans but that horse is overrated as fuck

[frank lava]

"micah said he'd take me fishing"

[unborn wraith]

Btw sean is not a virgin

[frank lava]

when jack said that i wanted to Swing

[frank lava]

i just like it because its fast

tiny horses are cute

[grim dove]

micah would probably kill a random dude for fun infront of jack

[rapid osprey]

Everyone likes it because it's fast

[gloomy halo]

Probably

[grim dove]

how did nobody in the gang kill micah in camp

even more so in chapter 6

[gloomy halo]

Literally

😭

[grim dove]

his racist to members he casually admits to killing the dog

[rapid osprey]

The Arabian is fast, but it's tiny and cowardly

[grim dove]

he rage baits everyone

[frank lava]

it shouldve been micah instead of sean brah like micah was RIGHT there

[gloomy halo]

IKR

[rapid osprey]

They were drunk

[grim dove]

and just glazes dutchs bipolar ahh

[rapid osprey]

And gingerphobic

[barren yarrow]

The wonder of plot armor

[grim dove]

man hosea would NOT let chapter 6 slide

[frank lava]

i miss him

[grim dove]

hosea carried the gang so hard

dutch actually listened to him

[frank lava]

dutch needed his boyfriend to keep him in check but he wasnt there💔

[gloomy halo]

I love Sean so much I’m tweaking from all the mentioning of him

😭

[frank lava]

ME WHEN

me when jack gets mentioned

[gloomy halo]

Awww

[frank lava]

[frank lava]

thats MY bf

[grim dove]

dutch has to have mental illness or somethin that man is NOT sane

[gloomy halo]

Which ones your favourite?

[frank lava]

like year?

[gloomy halo]

Yeah

[gloomy halo]

100% bro

[frank lava]

1911 1911 1911 1911 1911

[gloomy halo]

Same

[frank lava]

did i mention 1911???

[grim dove]

why did bro say he feels arthur is gonna betray him during chapter 2💀

[gloomy halo]

Nah I think you’re mixing it up with something else

[gloomy halo]

IKR

💀💀💀

[frank lava]

possibly,,, maybe

[grim dove]

bro i once stayed in camp for a few in game days and dutch accused me of stalking him and said i was "un nerving" him

[gloomy halo]

Wth

😭

[frosty ore]

Yeah there's alot of camp interactions like that

[frank lava]

[gloomy halo]

Omg I love Karen but I’ve never felt a more internal rage for a woman before when I saw her sitting on Sean’s lap

[frank lava]

i understand you

[gloomy halo]

😢

[grim dove]

remember strauss was like top 5 most importent gang members

[frank lava]

omg help i forhot to take my meds

brb

[grim dove]

he was making bank in the most immoral way

[gloomy halo]

Fricking strays

[grim dove]

ngl i always beat up the debtors anyway

[gloomy halo]

Omg this bot

💔

[grim dove]

💀

[gloomy halo]

I need to get something with Sean’s face on it for my room

[frosty ore]

Why

[gloomy halo]

I’ve liked him for many years but still don’t have anything

[grim dove]

because they owe me MONEH

[frank lava]

hi guys im back

[grim dove]

i have a photo of shia labeof hanged in my room (i dont even know why)

[gloomy halo]

BAHAHA

😭

[frank lava]

im gonna print pics of jack

[gloomy halo]

Hiiiiiii

[frosty ore]

I've got so much

[gloomy halo]

Lucky 💔

I’ve got a whole 2 dollars in my bank account

I spent like 20 on fuckass adopt me

[grim dove]

i think dutch is the final boss of mental ill

[gloomy halo]

💔

[frank lava]

if u go to school u should print stuff out in the library or smth

[gloomy halo]

Sadly I’m doing online school

[frank lava]

ahhh i see

[gloomy halo]

I hate it

[grim dove]

w or L?

i cant decide

[gloomy halo]

Get me out of this hell

[rapid osprey]

I fucking hate Grizzlies West

[gloomy halo]

I have no motivation

[frosty ore]

I've got his signature already but I've brought a custom on that's going to be signed on the 14th

[frank lava]

im sorry to hear that i hope u find it

[gloomy halo]

Me too

[gloomy halo]

Damn

[frank lava]

thug it out

[gloomy halo]

😭

[grim dove]

ngl might just go to my school and get a printed out photo of dutch just to hang it in my room💀

[gloomy halo]

You should

[grim dove]

thing is i have to go to the office and email the office lady the photo

[rapid osprey]

Worst fucking area in the game

[gloomy halo]

Heh… I didn’t choose the thug life… the thug life chose me 😎😎😎

[gloomy halo]

That is so real

[frosty ore]

If you look on places like Etsy there's always posters on there

[frank lava]

i need a job

[rapid osprey]

Rio Bravo is fucking better than Grizzlies West

[gloomy halo]

Same

[grim dove]

horse vs tree

[gloomy halo]

I wish I could drop out already but I’d get my ass whooped

[rapid osprey]

Seriously, name one good thing about Grizzlies West

[frank lava]

what grade are u in?

[frosty ore]

I like it

[gloomy halo]

10 💔

[frank lava]

me too

[rapid osprey]

Name one good thing about it

[frank lava]

sophomore slump

[frosty ore]

There's not really any place I really hate

[gloomy halo]

Aw yay

[frosty ore]

It's pretty

[rapid osprey]

Big Valley is pretty. In fact, it's more than pretty, it's picturesque

[green pumice]

Mammoth skeleton

[frosty ore]

Never said it wasn't 😭

[grim dove]

jack black needs to be pearson in the live action rdr frfr

jk

[gloomy halo]

Luckily for me I chose to take courses that take 6 months instead of five so I begged my mom to go back to school for the other semester so I’ll just grind all my work before march

[rapid osprey]

I know. I'm just saying Big Valley is prettier

[gloomy halo]

Realest thing anyone has ever said

[frank lava]

my dog warmed my pillow up

[gloomy halo]

Awww

[frank lava]

guys

who would play 1911 jack live action

[grim dove]

his actually a fan too so he would know how to act in it lol

[frank lava]

i have an option but i would get bashed for it

[gloomy halo]

Do tell

[green pumice]

Who is it

[frank lava]

ill… dm you guys…

[grim dove]

nah watch them cast pedro pascal as arthur morgan

💀

[gloomy halo]

💀

[green pumice]

Woah not too much on Pedro

[gloomy halo]

Or Chris Pratt

[frank lava]

only valid cast is Roger Clark

[green pumice]

My actual last straw ever

[gloomy halo]

💀💀

[green pumice]

Chris Pratt near my favorite franchises is a nightmare scenario

[frank lava]

i dmed you guys

[frosty ore]

I mean alot of the cast have already said that in this hypothetical scenario where there movie is going to be created they'd like to play their own characters

[grim dove]

dutch will be played by tom holland

[rapid osprey]

Morgan Freeman as Lenny

[frosty ore]

He's to young

[grim dove]

micah will be played by adam sandler

[grim dove]

nah its good casting (trust)

[frosty ore]

Oh you're just being silly

[green pumice]

I wasn’t expecting that

[left kindle]

Eh
Josh brolin?

[gloomy halo]

BAHAH

💀💀💀

[left kindle]

He has the looks.

[frosty ore]

Now I want to know

[grim dove]

josh brolin aint bad casting

[gloomy halo]

I used to have the biggest crush on Adam sandler as a kid

[grim dove]

but nothing can replace dutchs sexy voice

[left kindle]

I see someone like wyatt Russel

Bryan Cranston as Hosea

[frank lava]

i see it

[grim dove]

i cant tell if wyatt russel is good casting or not😭

he fits and doesnt fit

its weird