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i love this
What should I do to get the role of a cowboy?
Happy thanksgiving
I've done that
You should
It's okay. I just had my entire next day was cowboycowboycowboypinkertonhorsehorseleymoneraiders

Hello

hey
What did y’all ate for thanksgiving
i don't celebrate it so just some tea with bread and stuff
helloo
Fuck arthur
Yeah
No
I was so hyped for GTA 6.
I went back to play RDR2 with a mission in mind:
Gain a bounty all over the map.
I ended up getting a bounty nearing 2K$ total everywhere.
though i was disapointed that not only do normal NPCs not recognize you and try to call the authorities.
But Abigail, Jack nor uncle have anything to say
she better not lose it.
cuz i feel like ur going to make her go through some sort of redemption.
she lost it
damn, thats painful
how long did it take to make it?
like 10 min, took me 30 min to find the materials bc they were scattered everywhere
well its nowhere as painful as to when my dad threw away my fav crocs because they were place neatly on a carpet (or indoor doormat?) in front of the door.
still feel it to this day
dang 💔
yea
what language?
Turkey

After 2K bounty, you reloaded the save file
When u realize only %28.3 of people actually finished chapter 6 on PlayStation
Cool
i hope rdr3 has an option to go to canada
????
What?
nvm
happy thanksgiving chat
You fake john marston?
a while ago yuh
Fuhhhhhhsqsvgnydc
yup
whats so good abt it
the story is insanely good
like being inside of a western but REAL and INTERACTIVE
and peak
Does the storyline make you feel like your apart of it?
Sa
the protagonist in redemption 1 is better then redemption 2's minor lover
you will literally become Arthur
love to help put you on peak 🙏
Arthur, the guy that got a 15 year old Eliza pregnant when he was 32 and admits in his journal he wanted to marry a 16 year old Abigail when he was 30.
and you will become that man :)
Oh yo
im finna become him
Aynen öyle
Hi
They were both 19??? What
Huh
Chat, did you know that Eliza being 19 and alive in the gang was cut and they changed it to Eliza and Isaac to being dead for a few years but kept her dead at 19 and Isaac grow up to he around Jack's age, so the canon now is that Eliza was a 15 year old mother with a 30+ year old Arthur baby daddy
… I don’t think that even made grammatical sense
Arthur fans has less IQ points than Sean has chapters alive
Good morning guys
Does that thing ever say anything else
Not you
The damn robot
Because it just spewed a bunch of word vomit when I asked what it was talking about
Did someone make a ragebait bot??
Oh okay 10Q
Dude I just checked in here😭
The heck ya sayin partner
Same but I am also financially irresponsible
A
A
Lumbago
My arm hurts
Oof
Yeah
My name wtf
Ay i can't scream
Me either
Wrong emoji-
Hmm
Dunno
And it sucks that we can't change our names in the current servers without nitro
This server needs boost
w homos and gays
Hı
Bruh i am not homo or gay
Whaz
What why i have such a cool colour Name
Couldnt tell cowpoke
Morning
At least the tag looks nice but hey shine bright like a diamond
better than orange at least
Yeah
still stuck on old desperado for months
Ouch gues that means you. Need to type more huh?
I only text in the morning of college or in a night
Then why did Arthur kiss a man?
geralt is ugly please get him off my screen
like actually what do you see in an old guy with wrinkles and an ugly scar

Bur
Damn
cracked out haircut, wrinkles, ugly scar, sounds like a certain youtuber/song writer from 2020, holds a sword like a bloodborne character wannabe
beard yellower than uncles
Woah! Watch the language!
You type like me when I'm mad at my friend's for unwanted shit said
probably fucking stinks
outfit choice sucks
has to actually find a woman
like full on pursuit
why did you search for that message 
Cuz he gr**med my sister
The fuck
The what-
He's not a very good guy
can we not be weird or start something while im listing off reasons why geralt is an ugly old loser
I respect got to keep the rosing coming
his eyes are piss colored
Off topic chat would be pretty tuff
he looks like someone chris hanson would star on a show
hellochat
rdr1 dutch is so scary lowkey
That's allot of 0's you have their my friend
still searching for a good desk to buy for black friday @orchid torrent what kind of setup u got
he's supposed to be the big bad scary guy from the mountains
just knowing the cannibal theroy
Yell some times man got to eat
he prob ate micah
True👀
heard they were strong af

my boah
well yes!
like a horror character level
my dad bought me rdr1 yesterday should i start it i havent seen or olayed it ive only played rdr2 😭
yes
yes play it it takes place after rdr2 so your good
jack is my 2nd fav
i luv him
beware of a,,, certain scene,,,,,
i wish jack couldve had a like American venom type revenge
when u get to the mission the gates of el presidio
beware
so true
kills all of ross's men and then kills that bastard ross
Oh fuck of I arrived at college early
it feels right for jack to be like his father
jack needs a game
i love jack he’s so cute
his character is so badass
he’s my gay boyfriend
0.o
but john had balls of steel to kill dutch
going thru the native americans dutches lair with bones and a bath tub full of blood
Dutch needed to chill out
real
literally
Human soup...
and dutch almost shot john from far away
what oif hosea stayed alive and the vand der linde gang lived on
if
I liked his characters style
but jack survived ww1 the 2nd bloodiest war
I think he survived to much
yep
survived gangs downfall ross's men ww1 lived till he was in his 90's
i knew when john died jack had some anger
We need money, ARFUR
God damn it
He do be angry
i have a plan to get money
“Get some self-respect you miserable sack of shit” - Uncle, 1907 and im bored
Stfu dutch you ain't got no plan smh
but it involves all of us dying
For me it's 7:35 am
same gang
Eu gang
College life
8am here
im on chapter 2 on my 2nd rdr2 playthrou
Oooo
i wonder what happened to dutches body after
I'm deliberately using all my printing credit just to print if the game covers of rdr for a wall
mauled by a wolf idk
Got to hungry
Anyone wanna do a GTA 5 heist grind ??
instead of jack marston is jack morgan
.
i lowkey don’t play gta online
arthur aint paying child support
i like story mode cuz i love seeing my favorite gay couple
He's tk busy slowly dying he can t pay he wants they money
i have a plan @pastel oyster
Spill 👀
we go to blackwater and kill everyone there and loot them
i have a plan john this is a good oneWe can't always fight nature, John.
We can't fight change.
We can't fight gravity.
We can't fight nothin'.
My whole life, John, all I ever did was fight.
But I can't give up neither.
I can't fight my own nature.
That's the paradox, John.
You see?
When I'm gone they'll just find another monster.
They have to justify their wages.
Our time is passed, John.
more massacre then payday
We don't speak of micah
Micah low-key remind sme kf a used broom
dutch is a badass too
i tried to get max bounty in all states...
my rdro characters outfit is all black since its super low honor
I don't know why but making friends from this server is fun
same
look in gen media rq
I'm friending you
:)
i have rampage trainer on rdr2
im bored, i wanna recommit saint denis bank robbery but this time, i headshot everyone, demolish milton and ross, and bomb the pinkertons, and revive hosea and make sure that john is not arrested
in my first rdr2 playthrough i tried to do a shortcut and my horse fell off a cliff it was foggy and i crashed tf out
tell the devil red harlow sent ya
red orange idk
you sure jack is your son
why do ppl think red harlow is john
Got me college food early
john was born in the 1870s and red dead revolver was in 1849 or sumthing like that
ik
but ppl think that not me tho
what if red harlow was johns dad
Harlow Marston 😭
nvm
didn't abigail sleep with arthur when she was just starting in the gang
i wonder if red and arthur or john would be friends
Hello
Maybe they clukd of been
no arthur was focusing on money
arthur used to focus on his actual son Isaac
He's dead as hell
How many hours in total have you played Red Dead Redemption II??
what if issac is still alive
Dout he'd be
what if mary had arthurs son
.
Well that changed all of of shit
arthur was dating mary then
What are you talking about? @pastel oyster
Air
eliza and arthur dated late 80's to 90's
BRO
lol
Haha
I don't get it, it must have been a bad joke.
what if mary was eliza, what if abigail slept with dutch, what if molly slept with john
that just changes things
BRO
WHAT
Abo
Abigail did sleep with dutch
what if isaac was secretly jack, what if isaac never existed, what if dutch was a secret mary lover, what if anthony foreman was a foreman with no foreskin
im tweaking
what have i stumbled upon
gng
wait
I do t know but he my friend is thinking to hard
john must be packing gettin with a ex prostitute
what if isaac was dutches son, what if jack is actually arthurs son, what if abigail was never a prostitute, what if john never started a family
she was that was confirmied
My brain is hurting
mine too
Hello
Me can cry together and question life choices?
what if tilly was never apart of the foremans, what if mary-beth never wrote, WHAT IF CHARLES DIDNT GO TO CANDA
i saw a youtuber rating rdr2 characters and he got to abigail then cut the video
what if tilly had foreskin
this is a very bad first impression for anyone that is just joining😭
WHAT IF... karen jones wasnt a alcoholic
what if jack had foreskin
Somebody needs to take sugar away from Jack Morgan
what if arthur had foreskin and didnt have issac
Jack calm ya marbles down
what if john never existed
what if the rdr2 world never existed
what if the states never existed
what if president waxman ever existed
Peace
He's thinking to hard he's gling to expload
what if there was no america
what if there was no world
what if there was no rockstar
are you okay
He's had to much sugar today
😭
explodes
JACK quiet down!
oh jeez
what if john had foreskin and jack wasnt born and jack had foreskin and tilly had foreskin and abigail had foreskin and arthur had forskin and sean had foreskin and sadie had foreskin and dutch had foreskin and hosea had foreskin mary had foreskin issac had foreskin and marybeth had foreskin
i wish
what if jake was never murdered
We need to take both of you of sugar ...
what if john had foreskin and jack wasnt born and jack had foreskin and tilly had foreskin and abigail had foreskin and arthur had forskin and sean had foreskin and sadie had foreskin and dutch had foreskin and hosea had foreskin mary had foreskin issac had foreskin and marybeth had foreskin colm had foreskin kirean had foreskin red harlow had foreskin and eliza had foreskin what if the odrisscals had foreskin
John Doni need to take the sugar away from ya aswell?
nah im speakin facts\
That made me laugh
this is the first message i’ve seen ever in this dc
shoves the tub of sugar down my throwt
LMAO
great first impressions
uncle has foreskin
Oh lordy
@neat light has foreskin
LMAO
What if, deep in the heart of the wilderness, the O'Driscolls aren't just bandits, they're ancient guardians of this sacred secret, trying to protect the foreskin's power from falling into the wrong hands? Maybe it’s a key to immortality, or to some interdimensional doorway. And Dutch? Perhaps he's been chasing after this secret his whole life, believing it could bring him ultimate power, but the foreskin isn’t just a physical thing. It's a portal to something beyond this world.
If any new players wanna join this gang me and my friend are making
They have the I'm thinking to hard dissese right now
Feel free
what if jack was sadies son
@pastel oyster @summer ridge has foreskin
what if sadie never was in the gang
It’s pretty mych the vanderlinde gang
NUH UH
goodnight 50000th fake john marston, i’ll miss you
yessir\
okey gn
I'm in denial
like you dignity
dutch has a tiny pp
tilly uncle and @pastel oyster @lapis agate has tiny pp
nuh uh
You do!
and @summer ridge
Spicy margarita you are
arthurs packin a 1 cm
To generous one and a half
DUDE
Haha bitch
im diying
what if red harlow had foreskin and small pp
Can we blame them?
what if john had foreskin and jack wasnt born and jack had foreskin and tilly had foreskin and abigail had foreskin and arthur had forskin and sean had foreskin and sadie had foreskin and dutch had foreskin and hosea had foreskin mary had foreskin issac had foreskin and marybeth had foreskin colm had foreskin kirean had foreskin red harlow had foreskin and eliza had foreskin what if the odrisscals had foreskin
what if the lemoyne raider leader had foreskin
Yeah
It didn't like you did it?
i spoke facts
@opaque lintel what if john had foreskin and jack wasnt born and jack had foreskin and tilly had foreskin and abigail had foreskin and arthur had forskin and sean had foreskin and sadie had foreskin and dutch had foreskin and hosea had foreskin mary had foreskin issac had foreskin and marybeth had foreskin colm had foreskin kirean had foreskin red harlow had foreskin and eliza had foreskin what if the odrisscals had foreskin
and m
me
what if the streets killed me, but it didnt
what if the families didnt exist
He's verry fixated on typing about foreskin
@pastel oyster why are you listeing to gyattzilla
I have my phone on mute j didn't know
😭😭😭
Sorry about that John I have fixed my music
what if @hollow tapir had foreskin
Omg they might
what if @pastel oyster had foreskin
what @oak dove had foreskin
what if @uncut lotus had foreskin
What if addie was a man.
what if i was a man
Even better
freedom
Erm
what if foreskin had foreskin and had foreskin with foreskin
Omg he's back yay
ChatGPT pissing me off rn
Dam..
Good
.
why using c l a n k e r s bro
HELP
i was on yt and i found a video of a 5 year old cosplaying as midas from fortnite
😭
im laughing so damn hard

Good morning Nyx
i heard 2 people in my town dressed up as john and arthur
Ooo
morning hexy, i can't sleep..
skill issue
what if foreskin was fordskin with his brother foreskin so i went on twitter to add foreskin, then i found out foreskin was foreskin
💔
Addie calm it
I slept at 2:40am I think
foreskin minds
Woke up at 7:30
No more sugar for ya
its jack
im being john next year for a party halloween
gah damn
dabbles the sugar
that time of the month is attacking me in the fucking morning..
Oh
ima crash out
Cranberry juice
Ooo yes
what if hex had foreskin and he was yera old and he turned gold and became someone like an atom, and he was an atom, he is as small as a atom that his name was adam
i can't get to it 
ima scream its john marston micah
Ask someone to get it for you
techincally, hex doesnt matter
and ask ppl if they know where micah and dutch is
What is it with you and foreskin
cuz she was referring to the atom
maybe..
Cheezz
what if you were an atom
I'm atoms
You should..
what if dutch slept with micah
the 5 year old that cosplayed had foreskin
i think this is my cue to sleep
Yes
what if john slept with arthur
thats a thought
No!
Arthur doesn't sleep with adults
what if john and arthur had foreskin
anyway im getting in a fight
ima fight him like that barfight in valentine
?
I'm listening to valentine law
why are you listening to that
crazy
i was too when my pants turn brown and yellow run
what if arthur was in his 20s and john was 15 and slept together...
Nahhh
holy perfect timing
oh shit

you-
chris hasen has foreskin
Good morning Pert
i will fight you chris
Hi babe
what if pert had foreskin
Hruu doing
what if the pfp was an absolutly ugly ahh version of john
Raining mangos
what if foreskin had foreskin
mr edp445 wants to fight u
what if tahiti had tahiti
Spelling out the wondow
took her to valentine
Why the fuck am I doing a word surcharge my eyes can't read this crap
I think I need glasses
same twin
We are blind .together
when im driving i have american venom on full blast
and scream its john foreskin micah
what if micah had foreskin
This word surch making me feel Ike I'm crazy I can't even find the word government
He'd look more crusty
he does
He's a moldy noodle for a reason
micahs actor in a video was like "ohh micahs so sexy and all that"
Oh nah
help
gn
my friends tryna make me do titanic facts
Don't lie titanic to old
Yay
im obsessed with stranger things rn
I'm obsessed with yellow highlifhters
just read it
They are fun to highlight words in becausnei can only see.eon yellow
Alr mb
Sad times..
you do
I'll make my whole paper yellow
ill make my yellow paper white
You Gina wash it?
with a crayon ofc
Yesss
I was thinking about a white out tape or a pen
i have to go somewhere in 4 hrs
oh
BRO
uiuhiuhiuhhiuiuhhiu
Eiwueueuueueueu
Oh god
I got paid today 😍
Xiaomi 15T but ill do 3x payment yk? Idk what it is called in english
Is it a good phone?
Proven to be better than iPhone 17
Oh
That's cute
Cries silently in unemployment
Can't lie my brother is like micah
Real 🔥
Hihi
Shut up hex
Play witcher 3
Hi
and wishlist witcher 4
Bitch I'm at work
Imagine working instead of playing witcher 3
Real
how to fit 2 people on a horse in rdo?
what icon?
Hello, good morning, how are you?
I am Brazilian and I would like to make friends from outside the country.
have ya’ll ever kissed a man and then realized men lips are lowkey better than womens
out of nowhere
Arthur is smelly
yeah
you were just messaging in the kcd server looks like i’m stalking you by accident
Oh fuck it's you again
Same, the mods here changed my name so now I'm stuck with it forever pff
What part of Brazil are you from?
yoooo
Hey less, how are you?
do i play limbus company or rdr2 rn?
Limbus
imagine if we get a remaster of Red Dead Revolver
Let's sing merry Christmas, and a happy holiday, this season may we never forget the love we have for :jpersonreligionbiblecharacter:, let him be the one to guide us as another new year starts, and may the spirit of Christmas be always in our hearts /lyr
Husband..
hey guys
Hello
Hello guys how do i fix the FFFFF unkown ?
I already quit so much mods, changed to Direct 12 and nothing works
heyy
Dayum
Help the buss is packad as fuck
Hello guys (sorry for bad english)
More the 20 people and it's a single buss
Hi his stranger it's fine I had bad English too
Have*
Lot of people joining
Yeah
@winter token wake up
She busy lil bro
Sure in like an hour
ooh nice
any one from jamaica here
Im kinda New To RDR2 looking to join a crew or something
Hey guys
Lmao
wanna play together on monday?
im not at my desktop till then
yo hi chat
can someone post an image of a stable from rdr2
i need it for a minecraft build
wrapped is out
hes a damn rat
There's always people joining
hes a traitor
he was a traitor since the start
wait...
is there a rule against spoilers?
I think
he's a well written character but at the end of the day, he was selfless
hes a villain
I played low honor what makes you think I care what he did
He’s funny has cool guns I like his design and personality
played low honor on my 4th playthrough
A low honor players worst nightmare:
do you wish for a sidequest
I ain’t played rdr2 in a long time
i mean here
I only play rdr1 now
not ingame
Sure I’ll take one
i need an image of a stable for a minecraft build
it can be from red dead and all
it just has to look old school
Loook it up yourself
cant
my desktop cant handle 3 pages at one
once
( its 13 years old )
opened a third page for a second rn and everything froze
Guys
Yes king?
Lennnnnnnt
Found ya lenny
what is your username , i cant read the fancy font
15$ and a quarter
ok
Hey guys
hey gng how we all
@blazing hemlock hi sandra
the mods just love naming people and leaving
Dutch? Do we have a plan
]
We need FAITH
thanks
What about the money in blackwaterrrrrr
No problem!
I’ll tell him that for sure
good plan
Thanks Dutch, how’s he and Abigail doing? My wife and husband?
I’m not normal😔 I’m a lesbian
Im a girl who likes other woman yes that’s a fact

@hidden robin Sadie is not a lesbian!
Ah

@lofty elbow
u better change my name





John watch out agent Ross is coming