general

[silver forge]

they say the early bird gets the early worm

[naive rain]

Yes free coffee

[naive rain]

Lol

[pastel oyster]

Im taking that coffee

[silver forge]

we love coffee

i dont drink it

[pastel oyster]

I drink it Blake I can't be assed adding extra

[near sand]

Can anyone help me with the pelt glitch

[harsh echo]

The what

Also glitches not allowed

[near sand]

Y not

[pastel oyster]

Read the rules

It cna get ya banned

[near sand]

I dont care that much suck it up

[pastel oyster]

You wills ay that once you banned for here or something who knows

[silver forge]

[near sand]

B-banned yikes!

[pastel oyster]

:/ really? Okay but I'm just saying that you just can't talk about mods or glitches

[near sand]

I legit scrolled through r the chat search glitches loads of people talk bout it tf

[harsh echo]

U cant

[pastel oyster]

Nobody reads the rules

They just ignore it and move on I'm afraid

[near sand]

Got warnings for saying a fact 💔

[silver forge]

🥀

[pastel oyster]

Welp

[silver forge]

its ironic because the game is about a bunch of outlaw men breaking the law but u cant even talk about mods and glitches💔

[pastel oyster]

Just how the server goes I supoose

[silver forge]

1984 George Orwell

[pastel oyster]

[frosty ore]

Because you're not meant to glitch or mod the game ❤️

Hope that helps ❤️

[clever shadow]

Still stuck between two horses for my Arthur , love the blood bay Turkomon , but I also fell in love with leopard appaloosa 💔

[jolly shale]

hey can I ask you something

[clever shadow]

go ahead

[jolly shale]

how many times did you beat RDR2 ?

[clever shadow]

well I've played it 11 times , minus the two I didn't do start to finish soooo 9 I suppose

[jolly shale]

omg your an expert I only beat it 3 times Im a noob

[frosty ore]

Nah you can learn alot by only having played three times

[jolly shale]

oh does that mean Im good at the game?

[frosty ore]

It depends what you do during those three times. Like if you've 100% it like once, and the person who's played it like 20 times hasn't done it once you'll know more then them yknow

[frosty ore]

I mean yeah

[jolly shale]

oh damn that’s actually true but what about you how many times did you beat rdr2?

[frosty ore]

Well I've only beat it once. But I've started a save like 5/6 times, to get to like chapter 4 and restart. I mainly had to becsuse my game kept lagging, but I've fixed that now

But I know like alot of info about the game leading up to Keirans death in chap 4 😭

[jolly shale]

how long did it take you to reach chapter 4?

[earnest schooner]

Just downloaded RDR2 for ps5 bc I remembered playing it the week it came out with my uncle (now passed). Gonns try to relive some of our playing seshes

[jolly shale]

I hope you have a great time playing it

[earnest schooner]

It’s alright so far, barely started though

[jolly shale]

yeah everybody says the beginning is boring but trust me you will have a great time

[earnest schooner]

I’m gonna try to complete the game with high honor, so wish me luck

[jolly shale]

gl

[earnest schooner]

Then I must not be those people, because it’s great so far

[jolly shale]

damn I haven’t heard anyone says the game is fun at the beginning in a while

[earnest schooner]

Yeah

It is slow, but it’s also calming.

I like that

[jolly shale]

Im glad that you like it

[earnest schooner]

I’ve also been out west irl, Wyoming, Montana, etc. Also going to show my grandfather rdr2, he went with us and has been wanting to go back ever since, so hopefully rdr2 lets him have some sort of activity that isnt watching Gunsmoke or Gardening

Would send photos, but I don’t have perms

[jolly shale]

no it’s fine you don’t have to anyways take care god bless you

[earnest schooner]

Same to you friend, I’m not religious but good luck on you man!

[jolly shale]

tbh me too

[mighty marsh]

Yo whats good everyone

[silver forge]

Any eu folks out here

[naive rain]

Oh my

What did I miss

[potent ibex]

My name is jhon marstooooon

[vocal radish]

Le francais chui dans un chat si tu veu joiner

[fleet ivy]

English only

[vestal notch]

Yo much persons

[white zealot]

get off witcher 3

[uncut lotus]

No

I'm doing this for Vanda

I hope she'll be proud of me

[frosty ore]

Uhhh a few days.

[wise bone]

HARVEY

stardew valley mentioned

[wise bone]

NO!!

[white zealot]

LMAO NO 😭

give me my gay back

[fathom herald]

[white zealot]

hello hex again

[uncut lotus]

Hey Nyx

[winter token]

Ban hex

Ew why are you guys green

[fathom herald]

189 turkeys

[rapid osprey]

Hiya

[uncut lotus]

Hey Pert

[stuck birch]

Why the hell is my horse dead? MICAH!!!

[cunning junco]

Ik I had the brindle red Arab

[rapid osprey]

Tesco

[stuck birch]

Why is my name "Fake arthur morgan" ?

what the hell.

[true creek]

you're real?

[rapid osprey]

Because you didn't stand up when they asked the real Arthur Morgan to

[stuck birch]

Only on this Diddy website.

[stuck birch]

oh cmon! you know i couldnt stand up! they would have hanged me!

[amber sentinel]

Arthur, the guy that got a 15 year old Eliza pregnant when he was 32 and admits in his journal he wanted to marry a 16 year old Abigail when he was 30.

[true creek]

sobs

[rapid osprey]

In a town of animals with careers, the Turkey is the shoemaker. It goes cobble cobble

[deep cloud]

Hi guys

Any of you play here RDO?

[stuck birch]

thats why im on this website

[rapid osprey]

Not in a long time

[true creek]

im trying to get into rdo but mehh

[deep cloud]

Damn

[true creek]

ikr

[winter token]

Hi baby

[rapid osprey]

Hiya Pert

[deep cloud]

It'll be aight

[winter token]

Long time no see! Hi!

[hollow oar]

Am i unpooped too?

[true creek]

[hollow oar]

🙁

[deep cloud]

What the hell

[hollow oar]

Pert pooped on me

[true creek]

poop back

[hollow oar]

I cant

[rapid osprey]

Long time indeed, I think it's because I started playing less RDR2 and more Cyberpunk

[hollow oar]

I dont have authority

[true creek]

:(

itll be okay I think

[deep cloud]

Ok....

[hollow oar]

And i dont poop in public

[deep cloud]

You have fun with your poop

[hollow oar]

Dk about pert

[deep cloud]

If anyone wanna play rdo let me know

[rapid osprey]

But I'm slowly getting back into playing RDR2 after watching a bunch of videos on people being chaotic

[earnest schooner]

Am I the only one that has cried losing a horse in this game, bc I just did

[oak dove]

Someone in this channel must've asked about finding players in a non-lfg (looking for group) channel. Please ask to find players in the proper lfg channels, being #xbox-lfg, #ps-lfg or #pc-lfg

[rapid osprey]

Yes

[true creek]

yes everytime

[hollow oar]

I cannot even think of played rdr2

No fun anymore

[true creek]

my raven shire horsey got jumped by the end of Saint Denis bridge

[earnest schooner]

His name was Peggy, yes, his

[orchid socket]

Yo

[rapid osprey]

I cried when Zeus died

[deep cloud]

Zeus?

[rapid osprey]

Zeus was a warped brindle Arabian

[austere pier]

Hey guys

[deep cloud]

Zeus wasn't in rdr2

[deep cloud]

Sup

[earnest schooner]

His horse

[austere pier]

What're you chatting abt

[deep cloud]

Ahhhh

[rapid osprey]

Zeus was my horse

[deep cloud]

Oh

Didn't know

[earnest schooner]

Mine was Peggy

[deep cloud]

Mine was whisky

[rapid osprey]

I think I had Zeus since chapter 2 or 3

[deep cloud]

I sure love whisky

[marsh robin]

dead horses

[austere pier]

''thank you"

😭💔

[true creek]

My current horse on my 4th playthrough is named Oddy

[rapid osprey]

Tesco would love this conversation

[marsh robin]

this intimidated me simply because it was in quotes. why is it in quotes?

[rapid osprey]

My favourite horse, however, is Lucifer, the Black Tovero MFT

[deep cloud]

Fun games

[normal lion]

IS mochi online js asking

[orchid socket]

My horse was a gray Arabian I believe I think I for some odd reason named it azur I needed a name but nothing good came to my mind so I put something random

[rapid osprey]

Unfortunately Lucifer is only on Online

[normal lion]

Heh online is cool

[rapid osprey]

But MFT > Arabian

[rapid osprey]

Arabian horses are ponies, MFTs and Turkomans are horses

[normal lion]

Hi morgan

[normal lion]

I hate arabian ngl

[normal lion]

Cat whats ur fav horse

[rapid osprey]

Arabians are massively overrated

[normal lion]

Ikr

[orchid socket]

I could only afford an Arabian at the time

[rapid osprey]

Oh, you got the white Arabian horse? Aren't you special and unique

[orchid socket]

She stuck with me from thick and thin to the last stand

[rapid osprey]

I think anyone who's played RDR2 has gotten the white Arabian at some point

[earnest schooner]

I like the FAT lookin horses

[normal lion]

I DIDNT 😝😝😝

[orchid socket]

I love my horsey and my horsey love me

[rapid osprey]

Or at least a majority of people did

[fathom herald]

i like a lot of the horses, just not arabians. too skittish

[normal lion]

The Bounty Hunter horse IS cool

[earnest schooner]

Mhm

[normal lion]

Yea Ur my fav Noe BC u dont Like arabians either

[rapid osprey]

I might get the white Arabian just to jump off a cliff with it

[orchid socket]

What rank is that one Isn’t it 20?

[rapid osprey]

Nah, too harsh

[normal lion]

No

[normal lion]

U can get that Chubby Thing from the start

[normal lion]

With a coupong its 75€

And IS better then the 300€ horse

[merry valve]

I put down my horses after an in-game month

Dunno why

I just do

[rapid osprey]

The five fole horses (Klaudbuber, Norfolk Roadster, Breton and the two others) are available from the start but the best ones are max level

[normal lion]

Yea natuarlist lvl 20 horse IS Ass tho

[orchid socket]

Should I get a new horse I currently have the red chestnut Arabian

[rapid osprey]

Does anyone remember the five role horse breeds?

[rapid osprey]

In online or story?

[orchid socket]

Online

[rapid osprey]

You should get a Black Tovero MFT

[orchid socket]

How much is it?

[rapid osprey]

45

[summer ridge]

I love marble criollo from collectors role so bad

it’s chonky but cute

[orchid socket]

My friend bought a black big horse and called him drake

[rapid osprey]

Are you gonna buy the Black Tovero MFT?

[orchid socket]

Probably

[rapid osprey]

Nice

[orchid socket]

Just gotta run some bounty’s

Or trades

[rapid osprey]

Good luck, it'll be expensive

[orchid socket]

Yep

[dense star]

Guys is there a free Choice for characters

VG

[rapid osprey]

I said 45 but never said what currency

[normal lion]

Ima buy IT for u rn

Gold*

Ima buy it

[rapid osprey]

I'm gonna share my black tovero in #red-dead-media

[normal lion]

Aight

Ima do the treasure Maps glich 10 times

[dense star]

?

[normal lion]

For the money

[dense star]

At the beggining

[normal lion]

Uh

What do u mean

Tell mee

[rapid osprey]

Ew, money glitch

[normal lion]

what should i do bruh

45 hold

[rapid osprey]

Grind

[normal lion]

Gng

Its Like 20 irl dollas

[rapid osprey]

I got both the black tovero, the lemat skin, all roles (including the prestigious bounty hunter) and I never used a money glitch or spent irl money

At one point, I even had 100k online

[normal lion]

How much time was it

[rotund meadow]

same lmao

the four horses i have rn is literally:

shire, ardennes, belgian, suffolk punch

[rapid osprey]

Well, I don't remember how much the roles are, I think 10 or 15 gold per, plus 20 or 25 for moonshine

[normal lion]

Bounty Hunter 15 collector 15 the ohters idk

[rotund meadow]

what does it look like?

[rapid osprey]

The bounty hunter LeMat is 21 gold

[normal lion]

Damn

Well ima buy He horse when i get my orl money

Bc

Idk how to get it eles

[rapid osprey]

Iirc you get a map each time you hit a rank that's a multiple of 5

The way I went up a lot of ranks and made a lot of money was by benefiting from the 2x and 3x bonus money months for collectors

So it is possible to make a lot of money without glitches or spending irl money. You just have to know when the opportunity is

[summer ridge]

I can show in #general-media in a minute

[fathom herald]

people acting like you can't earn enough money without glitching, just say you suck at the game

[summer ridge]

I also use the perlino Andalusian

Better than white Arabian imo obviously not in quality

[light yoke]

Hi

[rapid osprey]

Hello there

[undone smelt]

can i say it

i’ll say it

gta 6 will NOT be as good as rdr2 i do NOT care argue w the wall. nbdy gaf abt them clubs n jiggle physics when the storyline of rdr2 is far superior.

rdr2 was rockstar’s one and only flawless hit

[rapid osprey]

RDR2 has one flaw

[undone smelt]

which is

?

[rapid osprey]

I won't say it, you work it out

[undone smelt]

i KNOW

stop it.

[rapid osprey]

Then say it

[undone smelt]

no

[rapid osprey]

Then you don't know

[undone smelt]

i know

but i’m not spoiling

[rapid osprey]

Say it

[undone smelt]

no

[rapid osprey]

Why not

[undone smelt]

it’s spoilers

[rapid osprey]

Then put spoiler marks

[rotund meadow]

what does it spoil?

(first playthrough here)

[undone smelt]

nothing

dw

[rapid osprey]

It spoils the love life between Arthur, Micah and Bill

[rotund meadow]

that
that's not a thing lmao 😆

[undone smelt]

love life 💀

[rapid osprey]

How do you know? You're on your first playthrough

[undone smelt]

honestly

[rotund meadow]

because there's no way that rockstar would add that

like

there's no way

[undone smelt]

i feel like replaying the game

[rapid osprey]

Well they did

[flat citrus]

[rotund meadow]

i'm on chapter 3 and i have seen nothing so far to indicate this lmao

[rapid osprey]

You'd be surprised how much hair is on Bill

[rapid osprey]

It's a Chapter 4 thing

[undone smelt]

HAIR

LMFAO

he’s one hairy guy honestly

they didn’t shave back then

only their beards and haircuts

[rapid osprey]

If you see Bill walking through Tall Trees, you'd think he's Bigfoot

[undone smelt]

FRRR

them arms hairy

[flat citrus]

LOL???

[rapid osprey]

I'm surprised Micah or Arthur didn't get carpet burn from him

[rotund meadow]

i mean

gta wasn't really about the story
at least it doesn't seem like they're trying to sell the story

they're trying to, at least from what i can tell, sell the sex appeal of the game

[undone smelt]

gta is 50% story and 50% women

rdr is 50% story and 50% perfection

[rotund meadow]

while red dead is 33.33% story, 33.33% absolute perfection, and 33.33% h o r s e

[uncut lotus]

@orchid torrent I've let them torture Triss

[undone smelt]

YES

[uncut lotus]

I want to help her

But I'm loyal to Yen

[rapid osprey]

LDR?

[uncut lotus]

Yes

[rotund meadow]

actually it might be closer to 10% story, 50% horse, 40% perfection lmao

[rapid osprey]

The biggest problem with RDR2 and even GTA5 is how it forces you to follow Rockstar's story

And the mission as well

[uncut lotus]

Aww they didn't kill Triss

[rapid osprey]

I'm gonna buy some ice cream today, either maxibons or drumsticks

[pine otter]

Hii

[rapid osprey]

Hiiii

[pine otter]

Hruu?

[rapid osprey]

Good. You?

[pine otter]

Decent tyfaa

[uncut lotus]

Triss just said "I'll never be Yennefer"

Bitch we know

[rapid osprey]

Idk enough about The Witcher to know who Yennefer is

[uncut lotus]

Geralt's only love

[rapid osprey]

Ah ok

[orchid torrent]

[vestal shadow]

I have the best banner oat

[orchid torrent]

Who are you and where is hex?

[uncut lotus]

I've played this fuckass game for like 7 hours today

[orchid torrent]

wow hex finally admits that witcher 3 is a good game

[rapid osprey]

Nah, I don't have a partner anymore

[uncut lotus]

I didn't say that

I just wanna finish

[orchid torrent]

Sure

[uncut lotus]

Ho

[orchid torrent]

Did you find ciri?

[uncut lotus]

Please tell me the game ends when he finds Ciri

[orchid torrent]

it doesn't

[rapid osprey]

Should I get some ice cream sandwiches or should I get ice cream cones?

[uncut lotus]

Oh god

[orchid torrent]

the game also has 2 dlc

[uncut lotus]

I'm not gonna play them

[orchid torrent]

I can’t sleep without you no one’s ever really held me like you

I want to buy Lana's book so bad

[orchid torrent]

BITCH

[deep cloud]

No need for that kind of talk

Anyways

[tidal tusk]

Hi

[gritty dove]

😦

[rapid osprey]

[uncut lotus]

I'm taken thank you

[uncut lotus]

Play alan wake 2

[rapid osprey]

I'm taken, taken as a joke

[gritty dove]

Lwky they should change my name back to normal if they do ima change my name completely 😔✌️

[pastel oyster]

Stuck with the name forever

[uncut lotus]

If you played Alan Wake youd know what I meant

[gritty dove]

Aw shucks

[rapid osprey]

I played a total of 10 minutes of Alan Wake

[uncut lotus]

Finish Alan Wake 2

[pastel oyster]

It's fine though I wear the fake name with pride for being fake as hell

[gritty dove]

I only put this name on for a bit to troll my friend and Ts happened 😔

[rapid osprey]

Skill issue

[gritty dove]

Quiet furry

[rapid osprey]

At least I'm being myself

And not pretending to be someone else

[pastel oyster]

We did it as a joke

😭

[gritty dove]

Pinkertons gonna eat ya for dinner🥹

[rapid osprey]

Well it's not a very funny joke

[hazy prawn]

why are we being rude

[pastel oyster]

Well to you it snot funny but our life is

[rapid osprey]

What, your life is a joke?

[hazy prawn]

LOLLL

[pastel oyster]

Yeah

Loud and proud

[gritty dove]

I mean pretending to be someone else well aren’t you doing it to cuz Wolfe not a real person

[gentle vortex]

anybody here playing RDRII on a linux PC? if so, which distro?

[rapid osprey]

What, you think I'm going to use my irl name on here?

[gritty dove]

sure why not?

[rapid osprey]

Did you really just give yourself honour?

[pastel oyster]

IV used it before

[gritty dove]

Yea so what

[pastel oyster]

Your funny

:)

[gritty dove]

I know 😛

[pastel oyster]

Goodie!

[orchid torrent]

The game is not available on Steam

[gritty dove]

Goodie!

[rapid osprey]

Get a room, you two

[hazy prawn]

y’all can’t be real

[uncut lotus]

Wdym

[pastel oyster]

Nah we can't get a room our asses are to big for that

[gritty dove]

Can’t I’m wanted in valentine

[uncut lotus]

It's only for playstation 5?

[orchid torrent]

it's only on epic games

[rapid osprey]

Then lose some weight

[pastel oyster]

Nty

[orchid torrent]

because it is an epic games exclusive game

[uncut lotus]

Ho

[gritty dove]

Can’t

[orchid torrent]

[pastel oyster]

Food is to good

[gritty dove]

[uncut lotus]

Make an epic games account and buy it

[pastel oyster]

🙂

[orchid torrent]

bitch I have one

[uncut lotus]

Isnt it on discount?

[gritty dove]

😦

[rapid osprey]

You're gonna die from heart problems before TB gets you

[gritty dove]

So scary

[pastel oyster]

Ok shiver me timbers

I'm not extra wide as a door chill out you spicy margarita

[gritty dove]

It’s like saying ima eat you before they eat you😭

[uncut lotus]

This game has more dialogues than a history class

Oh my god

[orchid torrent]

It's 20 euros, hell no

[uncut lotus]

Bitch

Buy it

[rapid osprey]

You couldn't reach me

[uncut lotus]

It's actually a good game

[rapid osprey]

I'll just climb up some stairs

[orchid torrent]

wait now you can gift games on epic games????

[gritty dove]

Holy aura

[uncut lotus]

yes I think so

[gritty dove]

Wolfe has so much aura

[pastel oyster]

Friendzoes now!

[uncut lotus]

It's been a thing

[orchid torrent]

time to ask my friends to buy me witcher 3 on epic games

[rapid osprey]

Isn't Epic Games shutting down?

[gritty dove]

No

[pastel oyster]

Nah

[gritty dove]

Read the newspaper

[rapid osprey]

You can't ban me, you have no power

[pastel oyster]

Few people I know has it

[gritty dove]

Who said I was trying 😔

[pastel oyster]

Blocking works tho

🙂

[rapid osprey]

Why don't you block me, then?

[pastel oyster]

To lazy to press extra thing son my phone

[uncut lotus]

Ultimate edition is on sale

[pastel oyster]

Lazy life

[uncut lotus]

10$ only

[gritty dove]

Cuz I have no reason except for you being a furry or whatever idk

[rapid osprey]

Too lazy to lift anything but a fork, huh?

[gritty dove]

No

[pastel oyster]

Don't like forks

Prefer spoons

[gritty dove]

[rapid osprey]

You'd just eat out of the trough then

[pastel oyster]

Didn't English with me

[gritty dove]

What does being a cattle rustler mean😔

[near meadow]

hey losers if i cancel christmas here and replace it for halloween 2, how many of you would hate it

[rapid osprey]

Do we still get presents?

[gritty dove]

No

[orchid torrent]

find the winter icon

[near meadow]

what's that

[orchid torrent]

HO

[gritty dove]

You will get a bone Wolfe

[near meadow]

maybe

[rapid osprey]

Halloween is epic anyway

[orchid torrent]

the deluxe edition of alan wke is on sale but not the standard edition

[rapid osprey]

Christmas is best when celebrated with your family, but my family isn't exactly the kind of people you'd want to be with

[uncut lotus]

Alan wake 2?

That's your sign to buy it

And play the 2 dlcs

[rapid osprey]

Alan Wake? More like Alan Woke

[orchid torrent]

Yeah

Real

[uncut lotus]

Whatchu waiting for

[rapid osprey]

Because it's past tense

[uncut lotus]

Give Sam Lake your money

[orchid torrent]

finish witcher 3 and i will buy it

[uncut lotus]

Ho I've played the game for 8 hours today

You owe me

[rapid osprey]

Alan Wake 1: Alan Woke
Alan Wake 2: Alan Wake
Alan Wake 3: Alan Will Wake

[orchid torrent]

It's not my fault that you want me to play a game made by Remedy

[near meadow]

so no winter or christmas theme, halloween 2

[orchid torrent]

I don't give my money to Remedy

[uncut lotus]

Alan Wake 1: Alan slept
Alan Wake 2: Alan woke

[orchid torrent]

Witcher 3 theme

[uncut lotus]

Literally

[rapid osprey]

Alan Wake 3: Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast

[uncut lotus]

I'm downloading control

[merry valve]

I'm gonna eat someone

[rapid osprey]

I got Alan Wake + American Nightmare for free because I got that mediocre Quantum Break game

[rapid osprey]

Eat one of the fake Arthur Morgans

[merry valve]

But I don't eat anything that tastes like onion

[rapid osprey]

Or sweated onion?

[merry valve]

👍

[rapid osprey]

Beef tortellini with sweated onions

[near meadow]

we want to gain members, not lose and/or scar them

[uncut lotus]

Witcher 3 theme is better than rdr2 theme

[rapid osprey]

Alan Wake movie starring Keanu Reeves

Alan Wick

[near meadow]

the theme is the canon ending then

[uncut lotus]

Ilkka shouldn't get replaced

He's literally Alan Wake

[rapid osprey]

And it's a musical, so it's Alan Wicked

[uncut lotus]

I let them torture her

It was satisfying

Until she got out

[orchid torrent]

the canon ending is ciri becomes a witcher and geralt and yen live happily in toussaint

[near meadow]

wait i have to fix it

[orchid torrent]

you blurred the wrong person

[rapid osprey]

Alan Drake

[uncut lotus]

Why does he look like Vesemir when he's blurred

[near meadow]

i had to blur the ugly and the liar

[uncut lotus]

You forgot the red headed bitch who betrayed him

[orchid torrent]

but you didn't blur the ho

[green pumice]

Probs vesemirs ghost projecting itself from hell

[rapid osprey]

What did you call me

[near meadow]

yen is the one with the common room key???

[orchid torrent]

Why is the Witcher 3 music so good?

[uncut lotus]

it's not

[orchid torrent]

Me when i lie

[uncut lotus]

There's nothing good about the game

[winter token]

Who wants to see my 24 karat gold labubu

[orchid torrent]

jealous

[near meadow]

because yen needs someone good to be playing 24/7 when she has a whole town going into her room 24/7 with how common her key is

[rapid osprey]

I don't know enough about The Witcher to know about anything going on rn

[rapid osprey]

Sure

[orchid torrent]

Buy the game and play it

[uncut lotus]

don't

[white zealot]

idk what that is but sure-

[uncut lotus]

Play Alan Wake 2 instead

[rapid osprey]

I'm too busy and broke to

[uncut lotus]

Lilith play Alan Wake 2

[near meadow]

old ugly man kidnaps a young girl then abandons her for years

[uncut lotus]

It doesn't have a pedo, ugly protagonist

[near meadow]

buy me it then

[uncut lotus]

It's on sale

[orchid torrent]

HE DIDN'T KIDNAPPED HER

[winter token]

Thank you for your time everyone 😊

[uncut lotus]

And I'm broke

[orchid torrent]

He saved her

[hollow oar]

Bruh witcher game is very cheap

Often kn discount

[near meadow]

then no

[white zealot]

VERGIL??

[rapid osprey]

I can only afford things I like

[near meadow]

vergin*

[orchid torrent]

Now put him in a closet and set the house on fire.

[uncut lotus]

Vanda agreed to buy it for you

[winter token]

Yes 🥹

I waited since the end of july

[green pumice]

Virgil? Like the divine comedy Virgil

[rapid osprey]

Plus I spend a lot of my time either playing Pokemon, watching Doctor Who, or reading

[green pumice]

Is he from devil may cry

[uncut lotus]

I'm not gonna get off before I find Ciri

[orchid torrent]

[near meadow]

IT'S NOT EVEN ON SALE

[orchid torrent]

you're probably not even close to that

[uncut lotus]

The fawk

Vanda said it was

[rapid osprey]

Isn't there a Witcher book?

[orchid torrent]

bitch I said it's on sale on epic games because it's black friday

[near meadow]

vanda also says lana del rey is good and geralt is handsome, she's a known liar

[uncut lotus]

You're on xbox

[winter token]

Imagine

[uncut lotus]

Sucks to be an xbox player

[orchid torrent]

get back on witcher 3

[uncut lotus]

Imagine an 80$ game free on ps+ for 1 month

[winter token]

That’s not long

I mean sure if you’re unemployed…

[uncut lotus]

not long if you're slow

[green pumice]

Theres a book series of about 8 books in total

[orchid torrent]

witcher 2 is on xbox so xbox is better

[near meadow]

xbox gamepass would be having for a year so

[winter token]

[rapid osprey]

I have a job. It sucks

[near meadow]

so deluxe is what's on sale

[uncut lotus]

I'm lazy

Siren works for both of us

[uncut lotus]

Buy it

You get 2 dlcs with it

And skins for Alan and Saga

[orchid torrent]

Ew

witcher 3 is cheaper and has better dlcs

[uncut lotus]

No

Alan Wake 2 has a musical

[rapid osprey]

I think I got all three Witcher games for cheap on Steam

[uncut lotus]

[winter token]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-gif-13065915

End of story

[uncut lotus]

Search champion of light in gifs and send the first one

Please

[winter token]

I forgot I wanted to get on guarma today shiet

[orchid torrent]

pert playing rdr2 before dmc6

[winter token]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-herald-of-darkness-champion-of-light-alan-wake-2-dance-gif-4897458621883510764

Dumb asf

Ban remedy

[uncut lotus]

Me playing witcher 3 for longer than 30 mins

[rapid osprey]

Matt Berry?

[winter token]

Jesus Christ

[uncut lotus]

The fact that I learned this dance

[winter token]

…

Girl bye

[uncut lotus]

It's peak

[rapid osprey]

Is that Jesus Christ?

[uncut lotus]

With the song

[uncut lotus]

Maybe

[rapid osprey]

Why is Jesus Christ?

[orchid torrent]

you playing a good game

[uncut lotus]

I was playing a good game

Then I got on witcher 3

[orchid torrent]

[uncut lotus]

I havent played dbd in 3 days

I'm healing

[rapid osprey]

I haven't played DBD

[winter token]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-skeleton-fall-falling-gif-894755868909159534

waiting for “the good part of witcher”

[orchid torrent]

remedy is so lazy they used live action cutscenes for a game

[winter token]

Real

[orchid torrent]

I hope capcom sues them.

[winter token]

Sam Lake slapping his smiling face on the mc while he watches his family die

[orchid torrent]

Real

Can this year already be over?

[rapid osprey]

Why do so many people have the same albums in their Topster?

[orchid torrent]

I want more Witcher 4 news

[rapid osprey]

Witcher 4 will include Lana Del Rey

[orchid torrent]

No

[orchid torrent]

but there are rumors that she is doing a song for the new james bond game

[winter token]

[white zealot]

what 🥀

[rapid osprey]

Eminem/Slim Shady is in Hitman WOA

[winter token]

Vanda Kane hated ny instagram post 🎶

[orchid torrent]

Stove by lana

[rapid osprey]

I just got an ad for Just Dance on YouTube and it makes me wanna torpedo dive off my bed

[rich nimbus]

Wsp

[winter token]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-boom-cuz-yes-boom-gif-22477819

[orchid torrent]

everyone moved so fast 💔🥀

[rich nimbus]

Fellow members of the rdr2 server

[winter token]

She’s gonna reveal 20 more names anyway

[rapid osprey]

Does she have the list?

[potent ibex]

alligator

[rich nimbus]

Hello rdr2 chat

[orchid torrent]

Pert, let's work at CDPR

[potent ibex]

Hello musiclover82

[rapid osprey]

Make Cyberpunk 2078

[rich nimbus]

Weren't you here yesterday

[orchid torrent]

they are looking for people to work on cyberpunk 2 and witcher 4

[potent ibex]

xbox 720

[rich nimbus]

Hello I'm so smart I can check someone's profile

[hazy prawn]

the

[winter token]

Who are they looking for?

[rich nimbus]

You know what I love more than music

[rapid osprey]

I hope they make more references to William Gibson's books in the next Cyberpunk game

[potent ibex]

why are you angry

[rich nimbus]

Motorcycles

[winter token]

I can ragebait on socials

[potent ibex]

mm let me guess

motorcycles

[rich nimbus]

The power of reading the room

Everyone here is like this ;-;

[rich nimbus]

I'm not

@potent ibex what's your favourite motorcycle

[uncut lotus]

I can't wait for witcher 4

I get to play as ciri more

[potent ibex]

you are you got aggressive because I told you your name

[balmy marsh]

Hi pert

[potent ibex]

BMX

[winter token]

Whos alt are you

[rich nimbus]

No I didn't

[orchid torrent]

hex let's go to poland

[balmy marsh]

Forge

[uncut lotus]

Why

[rich nimbus]

I just nicknamed you something

[winter token]

WOW SHE MOVED ON ME FAST

[rich nimbus]

Motorcycle

Like Yamaha

Honda

[uncut lotus]

I'm not gonna replace Siren with her

[potent ibex]

Aah

[orchid torrent]

To see a witcher 3 concert

[potent ibex]

Kobalski

[uncut lotus]

Especially with someone who thinks Geralt is handsome

[winter token]

Siren will replace you first

[uncut lotus]

I know

[balmy marsh]

With me

[potent ibex]

Kobalski is really cool motorcycle

[uncut lotus]

[balmy marsh]

Im siren's new righthand man

[rich nimbus]

You mean Kawasaki?

[potent ibex]

yes Kawasaki

good

really cool

[rich nimbus]

Like the Kawasaki ninja 650

[potent ibex]

I like the Kawasaki samurai 720

[rapid osprey]

Triumph T110 Bobber

[potent ibex]

Kawasaki

[rapid osprey]

Is that Al

[potent ibex]

kabo

kriko

[potent ibex]

no

[wary kindle]

i just got rejected so bad y'all 😅😅✌️

[winter token]

No it actually happened

[rich nimbus]

Oh yeah nice bike

[winter token]

Wdym

[rich nimbus]

I personally like the Yamaha MT-03

[wary kindle]

first manly move i ever make and i get rejected

[wary kindle]

i confessed feelings for someone ONCE

[rapid osprey]

Kow(al)ski

[winter token]

Only those who never try don’t fail

[uncut lotus]

Aww I'm so sorry about that Will

[winter token]

Rise and shine

[rapid osprey]

Rise and shite

[wary kindle]

and i was so sure he liked me too legit what straight dude tells another man he's gorgeous and that he deserves the world

im slamming my head against the wall

[misty slate]

So the police got called because two boys in my class decided to start throwing hands and tackling eachother over desks during class 😭

[obsidian mica]

@winter token are you a mod I was wondering if I could please have the rainbow role I would really appreciate it

[rapid osprey]

Mmm, grape

[rich nimbus]

@potent ibex take a look at a Honda CB250T

[winter token]

I said the exact words to a friend who I thought was closeted gay bruh

[wary kindle]

hold on i wanna look at the message

[winter token]

Why do you want it?

[obsidian mica]

I’m Bi

[wary kindle]

wait don't ban me for this is the message

[potent ibex]

brother there are plenty of other fish in the sea Just because you were rejected once doesn't mean you're lost

[uncut lotus]

aren't we all

[potent ibex]

ok

[potent ibex]

im straight

[rapid osprey]

I'm pan

[wary kindle]

"Okay I’ve thought about it before (ok whatever u dont screenshot this either) and it’s made me confused I’m pretty sure I don’t like you (im straight i think) like that its just that i found it kind of nice that someone was close to me despite ever trying (so the thought of like someone being close w me was nice and thats why I’ve thought about it)
ofc i’ll still be friends w u though"

[wary kindle]

fuys

[wary kindle]

i hate my life

[rich nimbus]

I'm straight

[wary kindle]

fuck my stupid chungus life

[uncut lotus]

You'll get thro it

[rapid osprey]

Then you can die

[wary kindle]

wdym he thought about being w me too im going to cry

[winter token]

Bro it’s literally just A GUY

[potent ibex]

get a discord boyfriend

[uncut lotus]

nah fr

[wary kindle]

he's the only dude ive liked in years pert you don't get it

[uncut lotus]

Last guy I liked told me had a boyfriend

[wary kindle]

ugh fuck my stupid fuck fuckstupid chungus lifefuuckk

[potent ibex]

Is really nice

[rich nimbus]

Yeah

[winter token]

And?? You know how many guys I’ve liked in my life?

[balmy marsh]

Hello

[rapid osprey]

Three?

[winter token]

2
And Im fucking 30

[rich nimbus]

The only guys I've like in my life are my friends AS FRIENDS

[wary kindle]

I need to become a hoe now

[uncut lotus]

That's not bad

[wary kindle]

That's what im hearing

[rich nimbus]

I'm straight

[uncut lotus]

Go for a woman next time

[winter token]

Get your shit together or I’ll spank your gay ass (i’ll mute you)

[rapid osprey]

Now I feel more like a loser

[potent ibex]

Brother, I've been rejected by thousands of women, but that's not the end of it. Someday you'll find someone who values you. Just because you're rejected doesn't mean you're worthless.

[misty slate]

HUH?(?

[wary kindle]

I need a nap

[uncut lotus]

Shut up

She can do that to me

[rich nimbus]

True brother

[misty slate]

I’m so confused rn

[rich nimbus]

Good mindset

[pastel oyster]

it ok to be confused

[potent ibex]

Thanks

[rapid osprey]

I'm single not by rejection, but by choice

[uncut lotus]

Not your choice tho

[winter token]

Make graham watch shera7 NOW!!!!

[misty slate]

Only thing I’m not confused about is my sexuality

[rich nimbus]

[rapid osprey]

Actually it is

[potent ibex]

Yes....of course..

[winter token]

NO ONE CRIES OVER DUSTIES ON MY WATCH

[pastel oyster]

men..

[potent ibex]

do you want jelly beans

[pastel oyster]

omg i havejelly beans dw

[uncut lotus]

So if I tell a girl I like that I love her

[rapid osprey]

Though I was dumped a couple months ago, I feel like it's too soon to get back

[uncut lotus]

And then she rejects me

What am I gonna do

[potent ibex]

Cry

[rich nimbus]

Then why does aromantic asexual aroace

[pastel oyster]

sure pass me more of them i want doubble

[rapid osprey]

Find another girl

[uncut lotus]

What

[winter token]

Move on and find someone 10 times better

[rapid osprey]

Like Pert

[potent ibex]

mmm i'm sorry the jelly beans gone

[uncut lotus]

I don't know if I can

[rich nimbus]

People can be single by choice

Like Wolfe

[pastel oyster]

you son of a- you ate them without me, that's cruel

[misty slate]

My mom says I’m either lesbian or celibate, no in between

[rapid osprey]

Yes

[uncut lotus]

You're lesbian

[rich nimbus]

I'm single by choice too

[uncut lotus]

You love Nyx

[misty slate]

Yup

[rich nimbus]

You're whatever you wanna be

[potent ibex]

I'm single and it's not by choice🥹

[misty slate]

Ofccc!! 🥰

[lofty elbow]

can't you be a celibate lesbian ?

[potent ibex]

Yes i am really bad

[uncut lotus]

My bi ass don't know what it wants

[rich nimbus]

💔 dw bro I'm with you

[lofty elbow]

watson that's just life

[rich nimbus]

I'm single by choice and rejection

[pastel oyster]

ill buy some jsut to spite you and eat them tomorrow if we see eachothe rin the chat again

[misty slate]

No but fr even tho I tell my mom I’m bi she still thinks I’m a lesbian

[obsidian mica]

What’s going on

[rich nimbus]

A good sandwich

[rapid osprey]

I could tell my mum I'm pan and she'd probably kick me out or be a huge bitch about it

[potent ibex]

Whatever you say you FOOL

[wary kindle]

i hate men i only date women now

ok

[uncut lotus]

good

[wary kindle]

i am a straight male

[uncut lotus]

Seriously why are men so delicate

Like okay princess?

[misty slate]

I ask myself that every day

[rich nimbus]

Wth, you should just tell her (in my opinion) "mom I'm bi not lesbian, stop calling me lesbian"

[rapid osprey]

Because our emotions are disregarded

[wary kindle]

hey im a man but yeah i am delicate

[pastel oyster]

dont worry fine by me to be a fool at least i'm not that bad to be labelled as stupid i suppose

[misty slate]

It doesn’t bother me dude it’s okay 😭

[uncut lotus]

I didn't mean you Will..

[rapid osprey]

"I'm depressed."
"You're not depressed, or you've been depressed for too long."

[potent ibex]

You are hurting my feelings

[pastel oyster]

how am i hurting them what did i do?

[winter token]

I would never think this would be an ordinary monday on rdr2

[rich nimbus]

Men are delicate because their emotions are disregarded (like Wolfe said) for many decades it's been seen that men don't cry and it's being weak, and they get bullied for it a lot more

[pastel oyster]

did i exist to long for you?

[uncut lotus]

DM me instead

[potent ibex]

yes

[orchid torrent]

You ignore her for 4 days trust me it works

[pastel oyster]

awh thats good makes me feel better

[winter token]

As if women weren’t bullied and oppressed for centuries

[misty slate]

Pert the police got called to my class because two dumbasses started throwing eachother over desks 💀

[uncut lotus]

That's what your ex did?

[orchid torrent]

I did that

And fuck him

[uncut lotus]

And did it work?

Or he left you

[potent ibex]

I dont care you arent the real Arthur you are just a copy

[orchid torrent]

he was a bitch anyway

[winter token]

Who won?

[rapid osprey]

They're just a cheap imitation

[uncut lotus]

So he did leave you

[pastel oyster]

trust me i know im not real im the figment of your imagination never said i was real mate

[wary kindle]

i am miserable

[rich nimbus]

I didn't say they weren't, don't try causing an argument, it's pathetic

[potent ibex]

What....?

[misty slate]

Well, idk their names but I’d say the orange shirt one

NAHA not my dad sending me an rdr2 meme 😭

[pastel oyster]

exactly..

[winter token]

Ok sigma

[wary kindle]

oh it's you again

arguing in the dmc server again?

[potent ibex]

the esquizoprhenia is back..

[rapid osprey]

I still don't know what ice cream to get

[uncut lotus]

Straight men pmo ngl

[pastel oyster]

to much of a long word for me

[rich nimbus]

Don't try me I'm not in the mood

[winter token]

@fathom herald along with mobile, add another gaming platform - youtube

[wary kindle]

don't try me bro don't try me

[rich nimbus]

I'm not arguing with you

[potent ibex]

i cant writte i am a rdr2 fan what do you expect

[rich nimbus]

It's like talking to a brick wall

[wary kindle]

if anyone remembers my drama from a few weeks ago i decided to take it to the debate team coach

[rich nimbus]

Somehow the brick wall actually listens way better than you

[pastel oyster]

fair enough didnt expect much either im the same

[uncut lotus]

WILL

[orchid torrent]

Youtube shorts

[uncut lotus]

I saw that

[wary kindle]

saw what

[potent ibex]

smith

[rich nimbus]

Moriarty

[orchid torrent]

Hex open witcher

[winter token]

Obviously
Who would want to watch a 60+ second video

[wary kindle]

graham you newgen

[uncut lotus]

I am on witcher

I just killed Junior