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i hope your plan doesnt get us killed š
Have some Goddamn Faith, damn child!
lol
no grr
yo plan got sean dead
lenny dead
hosea dead
its ok i shall protect you š
"Does this trolley going to Tahiti? "
Never seen it comin
imagine havin a head injury couldnt be m- actually no i had one when i was 5-\
THis Is NoT THe TImE ArTHUr
It blew my mind
cackling
It really did. Felt like part of me was gone when Sean died
Hosea & Arthur was the most painful :(
I dunnoooo
There was no time to process Lenny
Like BAM
He's dead okay keep running
Like what
I mean, the situation tho
Who has an Arabian?
I just wake up
Morning
The others I could pause and process for a moment
I do however get Arthur to drink copious amount of whiskey after gang members deaths
No
It's my cheese
I hate you Rat
My cheese sorry
Lol
I think you love me
Idc give me
Mine.
What...
Mornin
Hello mister!
My stomach wasn't liking the buffet this morning
You've been spending my tahiti money for food! How dare you?!
Have some faith damn child!
Im still a rat
your Tahiti money
Smh
our
howdy hey
We ain't living in the future kids, we are living in 1899 and we need to get ourselves bread. So I have a plan, a big plan!
Hey
heyheyhey team
Omg is Sean
oh brotherā¦
Why did I get muted for typing fast?
What have you done again, son?
I can't wait to lose my head for you
I got literally muted for ten hours
Yes
thatās so dumb
i dont want to hear your plan talk thats all
i didnt do anything
I wanna be a rat
I think spamming messages in quick session will get you muted
I didnāt spam messages
Lost mine a long time ago
I just typed quickly
A mind shattering experience
strange man arenāt you supposed to be the mysterious guy
Iām Josiah
WHAT.
Well sending messages in quick session will get you muted
I wonder why
No no no you are not josiah you are strange man
No Josiah
HELLO
RDR1 mysterious stranger mission is a good one
Now, can you give me cheese?
Honestly I rushed rdr1 cause I wasn't enjoying it
i need to get to playing rdr1
My cheese. Mine.
Share.
last time i played it it was running at 0.36 Frames per second
i wanna play the game so bad tho theres so many cool rdr1 guys
If people don't give me cheese I will haunt you for ever
rdr1 johnās pretty cool too i like sassy rdr1 john
Yeah
I watched my older brother played RDR1 on his 360
Feed me
Nuh starve
i hope you pee your pants dyno
Bro
you literally copied what i SAID
Type slower
Bruh
I cant see what u said so nuh uh
it was 2 messages i sent gang š¢
Hosea fanboy
When we take out Micah at the end of RDR2 with John is so satisfying
Still that was too fast
Hi
howdy
HOSEA?!
Yeah cuz hosea is hot duh
Hosea!!!
I speak only the truth
Go fuck yourself
I wanna bend that old man over fr fr
ā
okay nevermind im not backing you up anymore
Why are u so cranky
joe mama
This conversation is kinda shit
bonus points
thats a funny pun
Experience
This server*
RUDE
This server is alright

i like this server most of the time bc you guys are cool
But its the people in here that are kinda shitty
Gets banned for sending a gif)
not me
yeah
I said kinda not all

Why do people hate Arthur so much in this server too
I got a riddle
I had to leave this server for a sec for stupid reasons but I came back because I missed it 
Why..
oh thatās a joke
What's big but can't walk
š
Idk
thereās a lot of arthur fans in this server but the mods like to be silly and change their names to arthur hater
Solid snake?
When you canāt even say
My name
No
Cheese
Because you dont deserve cheese
That is not solid snake!
Delulu girl came back
Huh
Is it you?
im gonna mind control you and re-wire your frontal lobe so you forget what this goddamn word means
Yeah
š„š„š„
Bro the answer is running but doesn't fall
what the fuck did i just say
It jumps yet stays grounded
So its. . .you??
Bro are you mentally okay?
Bonnie
no
NOT me
Is one of a kind
It's a tree
Can I still get a cheeseburger?
A tree is big and can't walk
Oh yeah so way cooler than u

im curious do mary beth and hosea ever interact
Cheeseburger
The hell did I do?
In bed yea
Yeah
WHAT.
Now I don't want cheese
the mind control worked
Dih cheese
After the interaction the shirts they used are more white then the clouds
What
Now I want cheeseburger
What about
Well damn take me out to dinner first
A Burgercheese
what
A cheese that is made out of burgers
I want a jalapeƱo burger now
I feel like this server is altered in a sort of way

What about a jalapeno
So, feed me
Made out of burger
What... No...
š
Same
Meat grows in the ground
.
When it matures, it becomes steak
i love cheeseburgers
Raw steak
Now I can't stop putting salsa on every food, I guess this is my curse
Guys
Salsa grows in pumpkings
Yeah?
You want to see an amazing clip I did?
One more thing and your snake will dissapear
Pineapple salsa is the best even if i am allergic I put it on everything
That might hurt a lot
.
Iām about to become a snake eater
Crazy
i was helping you direct your message to more people
What, wdym you eat something that you are allergic to
What
nothing
WHAT
Well, I don't think so
Can I have a cheeseburger?
i was crazy before i even joined this server
Lmao
I eat something I am allergic to lol I mean its not deadly I should say, it just makes me feel funny
so if embeds arenāt allowed and like links and stuff if you tried to gift nitro would the nitro just dissipate
and you would lose your money?
Its alright
So, you don't feel like you can't breath?
But itās not anything amazing
No it doesn't work
š
hot take pinapple pizza is actually kinda good
What i am sane! 
It isnāt great but it also aināt bad
itās not the BEST but if you have good sauce good cheese itās a nice combination of flavors
Sheriffs*
No my mouth and throat just feel itchy and tingly and weird. It can make me sick too but its worth it trust
you spelt sheriffs wrong
š
It only goes if it's claimed by someone I'm pretty sure
What.
But I'd suggest you gift nitro in DMS
You just
Ah nvm
I can't either
No GIFs for me
grrrrā¦..kills youā¦.kills sean with a bearā¦ā¦..
Sheriffs and Lawmen
Everything
That's not very nice
Who wants to be part of the Roleplay
Hey I made myself fake Sean
you were giving me informationā¦andā¦and i HATE getting new informationā¦..
I'll be part of anytjng goofy
i HATE being smartā¦ā¦ā¦youāre too smart for usā¦..
we have to kill all the smart people
š„
(everyone else will die except for me)
You seem smart to dumb people but dumb to smart people
I know someone just like that
hey no i didnt like his death š¢
okay and what about hoseaās huh
Well discord friend
Now it donāt feel right
did you cry for hosea No i bet you didnt
I will haunt you for ever
Its worth it, if I stopped eating everything I am allergic/sensitive to I couldnt have Pork, Beef, Dairy, a few fruits and Bread š
Iāve given you enough chances!
u tell em brosea
I didnāt cry in rdr2
Funny enough I did
But it did feel empty
You are insane š„
Horsea death was kinda sad
Ive cried at every death in rdr2
DAMNIT
And then felt hollow afterwards
at least the food is yummy
I cried like a baby at rdr1
I did
Are you a guy or a gal
But feeling itchy at the process no š„
im gonna rewire all of your frontal lobes so that what i sent was actually correct and you forget that you cried for hosea
Lmao okay
Guys I forgot is Kieran and Mary Beth in love or Sean and Mary Beth in love?
kieran and mary beth
Sean for Karen
sean likes karen
Ok but like mine was messed up in the lobotomy idk if theres much to rewrite
you copycat
What's y'alls favorite non-RDR2 game?
me too
Kieran. Sean liked Karen
Idk if Karen liked Sean and Sean jr
Its part of the experience
well im gonna give you a lobotomy that gives you new brain pieces and then give you another lobotomy that rewires your frontal lobe
Gta IV Probably...
No, its not š„
one of my favorite games of all time has to be shelter 2
terraria
also a survival game but it's an animal based one
Can I pet the rat?
or loop hero i love loop hero
it's a love triangle
Micah wants Bill
Bill wants Kieran
Kieran wants Mary Beth
Dutch wants Mary Beth
Mary Beth wants Arthur
Arthur wants Mary
Sonny wants all of them
Uhh bg3? Maybe??? When I like a game it's like all I play and I forget every other theme I've played
Just gonna magically fix me only to take it away, thats cruel smh. What a cruel mocking god u are
I want Micah hehehe
Excuse me whab
Micah wants bill??
Micah Wants Mary Beth!
Did I miss something
heh.
No theirs dialogue of Micah
And Abigail
Yeah that's what I thought
Or every women ššš»š
i want trelawny
Getting freaky with bill
micah says something about ābill looking good todayā
You forgot to say Dutch and Hosea are husbands
I can recall playing Far Cry on the WII
Dutch likes Mary Beth to
far cry is fun
But who doesn't like Marybeth
I forgot about farcry
I guess I have to marry Micah
No š
It's an amazing game
im playing the 5th one rn
That one Far Cry game on the wii
Damn bro she is fine and she is kind so who doesn't like her?
Joseph seed you want him to put his seed in you
oh and minecraft too i know minecraft is liked by everyone but itās such a beautiful game
what about graham and trelawny ...
No fr she is
Good luck ig
I promise, he will be better
Far Cry vengeance or something
Trelawny is a good guy
my seed is?? already in me id hope
I'll take Trelawny anyday
Trelawny is a fine specimen
You cant watch how they look and act with each other and tell me they arent married so yes canon ! No one can say otherwise
trelawny is dead i put him in a lake with piranhas
just say you hate me
You're evil
Read it again
sorry š¢
Wait, I don't think Micah wants to marry me, he is xenophobic š„
heh.
Honestly most of the camp members I like š
Idc, I guess I have to use another trick
Far Cry 5 is good if it wasnt for my older brother playing it constantly
Fetch me something to eat!
Eat that.
All day he plays it
Guys
No ā¤ļø
i love everyone except for uncle uncle makes me uncomfortable
Yes Mr strange man ?
I don't Strauss
Sean, can I eat your brain?
Strauss is Heebie jeebie
straussās voice is silly
Go for it
You wanna watch that temper of yours boy!
You can after that mission
Iām not even joining
āIām Austrian.ā
āSo what do they eat in Ausssstralia?ā
Joking*
Yummy I wonder how it tastes š
I mean...you don't need to join them
what
who are we joining
Wait WHAT
Everytime he talks I scream sm
That would be nice
This chat is so cursed
Can Sonny join us?
micah is dropping you into the lake of piranhas where i killed trelawny
I don't really care about Sean he's the one I least cared about (neutral emotions)
Water - Vodka
He was the one I liked first
I will be so in love if he does that
Guys can yall state your opinion on Roblox?
I heard that accent and Englishman and was head over heels
I used to play it as a kid
I mean if your a kid your going to be stuffed in a van
I was an OG on Roblox
i love roblox but the community is TOXIC
Like that cereal?
And be tied up
I haven't even tried alcohol, heard hard liquor is painful
i stopped playing roblox i had a 30 day streak like last week
I started roblox on around 2018 or so
No just Irish
I hate Roblox
Oh
2013/4 over here
Who has Duolingo? Spanish or Vanish
thereās nothing fun to play anymore š¢
I have duo
True OG
fr
on roblox i mean
I'm 21 okay I'm old š
I prefer them over cakes
I guess I have to use a funny photo
bro i hate the cupcakes with that sweet ass icing
Yea roblox is just slop now
dont make your cupcakes taste like crumbl and iāll like them
Well I was just coming here
Do you have job man?
Just to talk about cupcakes
I can drink vodka like water
I do actually
thereās these strawberry shortcake cupcakes that are sooooo good
Changing of photos cause Idk what to use
Don't let your boss or anyone see ya
From my older brothers experience he fucking drank a whole bottle of whiskey at his friends house that one time and woke up with puke on him
Hi
Or are you the boss itself?
Yeah I'm alone at work rn
That'd such a canon event
Are you one of us, boy?
I'm not the boss
Something like royal crown or something

I was just coming here for a cupcake
Now
Oh No
Do you like how I look?
.
He was 19 at the time
I think its more accurate
Also we had these thoughts earlier on this morning
Yeah idk
no you didnt
Jack > all camp girls
That's still such a canon event over in England. Age is 18
i rewired your frontal lobe so you forgot you had thoughts this morning
Do you guys think that Roblox is just a kids game nowadays?
talk about germany
š¢
It was gonna be bout Micah sleeping naked okay š
I live in the us
Hell yeah
Yummy
donāt say the k word around me
It's okay I won't tell
Im the father of the baby
He is now 26
yeah i think i have the right to rewire that little thought process of yours
Me and a few others came to the conclusion that Micah is a naked sleeper and just sleeps with his gun belt
doesnt micah like not sleep
Please do my brain is so cursed
If you were to try to slice off Micahās balls
That wouldnāt work because he doesnāt have any
And I was like 9 years old when he gotten a beaten by our parents for drinking at his friends house
I don't actually know. I don't think I've actually ever seen him asleep in-game
yeah the whole camp tried to do that already
arthur has a conversation with micah about it he says sleeping is overrated
He loves his revolvers, so yeah, he probably sleeps with that
As someone who hasn't slept since yesterday
No wonder why he has red circles in his eyes
i slept and you didnt
It so overrated
LOSER
I like his eyes, hehe
Bro I thought you were the bro version of Hosea
No bro would do that to me
i am the bro version of hosea
Be a bro
a bros gotta do what a bros gotta do
Call me like
Okay Mr owl
im gonna whoop you silly
Mr whoo whoo
Hey guys
Let me marry again Micah
ok broloser
Me
In a fight
That's better
bill
Bill
copycat
Easy question
Bill can just put hair pomade on the floor
Sonny will skip
Slip*
It will be like ice skating
Without proper equipment
I will Hosea you
???
Yknow
i swear you just said youāre going to Hosea me
no more deals!
americ
There's always a deal
Iāve given you enough chances!
pee your pants dyno
Sean would've told Milton to feck off
This is America! You can always cut a deal!
wth
Fuck off dyno
Btw
yes
Who's death was the saddest in RDR2?
So Arthur and Eliza
hosea
Micah
oh and arthurās arthurās totally broke me
Arthur and Eliza age gap was wild š
i was depressed for like a week straight
I need cheese
Micah is the goat
am i not allowed to have feelings
I cried at his death
Guys you know mgs?
what
Metal gear solid?
no
Hello
Fraudlly face
Hey snake
Isnāt Paz the real snake eater?
I'm downloading 3 games onto my xbox because they seem fun
I'm not talking to bots
Use your real account
im so hungry what should i eat for breakfast
Pasta /ref
A horse
ā¦
This is my real account
Some pc want play with me
My main I got logged off of
"So hungry I could eat a...." what?
I eat pasta for breakfast is the reference š¤¾āāļø
And I didnāt remember the password
I love my horsey and my horsey love me
š
im so hungry i could eat a the_man4634
How do you know my real name
it says it on your profile
Oh

Yea I knew that
no you didnt

i rewired your frontal lobe so you forgot about that
She be grinding on my metal gear
When does Arthur die
I wanna play outer worlds 2 but I don't have a new gen xbox 
Chapter six
In his 50s right
Red dead redemption
Dutch my tummy hurts š
rdr1
At 36 years old
He dies in chapter 6
he gets eaten by fish and then professor macdougal researches his corpse and finds out heās dead
no he dies from a fish attack in rdr1
So he sir, is a fish?
They are just trying to stop you from being spoiled
He died
With the sun rising up
Stop spoiling
On a mountain
Someone a fish alright
Im gonna make you get eaten by fish
Cmon be considerate š
Choosed*
Next time you open your mouth something long and hard will enter
You sir, are a fish!
English aināt my first language
Don't spoil to be a twat
Be considerate Strange Man
Also
The low honor ending song
Is so badass
If he spoils he deserves it bro
just going to let you know
Hehe
I rise to the topš£ļø
Im hungry
Also
Gang stop
I'm literally playing the game for nothing
STOP
We all got spoiled for rdr2 anyways
If you keep talking
Or a lot of us did
i havent seen the low honor one yet
Batman didn't become a murderer though
whoās Batman?
He became better
Unlike you
actually i did i got spoiled on it because i thought it was fanmade content because it actually looked like the real game (it was the real game)
I heard of the character though
strange man i hope you get killed by rdr1 dutch and eaten to the bone
Mr Graham?
sorry that was mean i dont wish that upon you

Angle?
angle
Never heard of that
angle

Is that a sheep
i can be your angle or yourāe devil
Sheeps are yummy in my tummy!
where
me
Be angle or devim
Huh
Angle or denim
youll get there eventually
A what
it is
Also you dropped something
dropped what

Is Arthur a barbie girl
yes
roger clark the real roger clark said arthur would be a barbie girl
so its canon
Heās a Barbie girl
My barbie girl is Micah
angle... devil?? angel devil? angel devil mentioned!!
arthur the type of guy to have a daughter just to dress up as a fairy princess for her
Itās him
micah really got the dad bod
you're gonna flip when you see how many arthurs there are
Beer belly
Yeah bro
50 Arthur
five. hundred. arthurs
kmfdm....
peak....
Five thousand dollars.. on me??
fire
Can i turn myself in?
5000 dollars
evil arthur be like
š„
5000 dollars? NOT for me? can I NOT turn myself in?
can i turn 500 arthurs in
evil arthur be like
"micah wasnt the rat"
Yeah
jack was always rat
im replaying again since I want to get all the satchel upgrades & collectablessss
then cry all over again bc of the story
evil arthur be like
oh boy I sure love my healthy body
It was franti
could smell the rat off him
$2.5 million
foiled again
kmfdm sucks
the fact we can't just , leave micah
we can
(just don't finish the game)
ignoring downes ranch and living in the mountains
the fact that the wild West only lasted 30 yrs tho
but it's like , the world was changing
"you're a hard man to find arthur"
yešs
can't stop change
wait if ur fake arthur whos the real arthur
i had a dream last night where i interviewed rob wiethoff as my house exploded
i wish there was prelog(?) you could've played as younger arthur
maybe the real arthur was the friends we made along the way
i hope they let us play as old arthur
oh wait
maybe in undead nightmare 2
bro's bio š„
haha, its been like that since forever
thats deep š¤
why are there two johns
im the real john
hey.
howdy!
WHAT
revolution
BRUH
LOL
š
what channel can i ask for help in
story mode
If there's ever a RDR3 I want young Dutch and Hosea creating the gang
#red-dead-singleplayer someone might be able to help you there
So we get the creation, the middle and the downfall
Hosea game ā¤ļø
We get the full story
oh and we can get the stuff for like davey mac jenny
i agree, i think seeing how arthur was raised would be cool
Like 13 yr old Arthur and John would be very different to what we know
I just wanna see the start
The adopting strays
the only problem is that arent all of the voice actors old now
they still have the same voice
mostly
Yeah but if we need kids there's kid actors
āIf we need kidsā
but however, they could show how the blackwater thing went along
John's voice is just his voice so his boys would work fine for young john
Hey guys free candy in the back of my truck!
Could end on blackwater
yep
have you guys seen that stupid trunk or treating thing
We don't have it in the land of the english
LOSER
and it would be perfect cuz on rdr2 in the start of it show the gang fleeing from the feds
Hey you don't even like it
Yummy
I just want to be able to play start to finish
Start of gang to last member standing
dad bod for life
I love Micah sm
bro is actually a good gunslinger
mf really no scoped the guy who killed sean
Yes he is hehe
bro micah couldn't hit John with 15 bullets from close range š
actually not
mf never heard of plot armor
how are my cowboy folk doin
i died
what
Maybe he was drunk š„ŗ
micah understood rdr1 wont exist if he killed john
š«
exactly
tf
micah emoji
whatever
š
Im the father of the baby
if you use a throwing knife, thats close enough
His name is whisky
I've actually started really liking using the tomahawk
micah bell iv
Idc if he is bad or good gunslinger, I love him
Yess my son
reason?
dad bod š„µ

I hate Micah š
frr
I don't find him attractive
Tomahawk is really good for long range, mostly for sharpshooter challenge.
a man whose personality thinks only of himself he's a betrayer
I don't know how you can love Micah despite all this, of course I respect your opinion, but you also know what kind of person Micah is.
I ask the same thing at me, but im pretty sure its his personality
do y'all think Rockstar will go back to rdr2 after gta6?
yea i think so
also I think they will focus on RDR3 after GTA 6 (maybe)
Maybe, with Rdr2 remastered
2 sean
pls undead nigtmare 2 
ššš»
I prefer it over the throwing knife
Yeah

I was banned for 10 hours..
Wow sean
HI
Hi Sean number two
Yooo am I Sean number one
i forgot that Micah literally destroyed the best shelter the gang coulda had in colter
I was there




the return of Sean!!!
YES!
Also happy Sadie Sunday everyone
Followed by Arthur Morgan Monday and Tilly Tuesday
No Micah Monday. Mondays suck