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finished rdr2 like a week ago
tuff
What's that cat thing in your pfp
hachiware from chiikawa
Everyone is stupid except for me.
Everyone is stupid except for me.
I was taking a test in my math class the other day when this dumb bitch in front of me got up and asked the professor how to do a problem on the test. She has a pretty nasty smile, which has nothing to do with what I'm talking about, but it was pissing me off so I thought I'd mention it. Anyway, back to how stupid she is. During the test, she got up at least 8 times to ask the professor for help with her test; she even asked how to do the same problem twice.
I could have sworn I heard the professor muttering "you dumb bitch" under his breath as she walked away, but then I realized it was just me. If I was the professor, I'd have answered her question with a jab to the kidney. "Sit down dumbass," I'd have said, as I kicked her rotund ass back to her seat.
All throughout the test, one moron after another got up and asked the professor stupid questions. By the way, the next time I hear someone say "there's no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid people" they're going to get a mouth full of my foot. I'm tired of people and their clever little sayings. Stupid questions do exist. For example, any question directed towards me starting with the words "why should I..." The answer is always: because I said so, asshole. Also, I'm pretty damn sick of these stupid game shows titled with rhetorical questions. They should make a new game show called "Who Wants To Avoid Pissing Me Off," a show in which contestants compete with each other to avoid pissing me off, which only pisses me off more and I end up ripping everyone a new asshole at the end of the show. Everyone is a loser on my game show.
ban discord kids
sybau

Arthur love thick bitches

I'm trying to make friends
i second that
Come forth demons. I summon thou divine gods to feast upon this sacrificial lamb
based
Hello
hello
Is there a official rdr2 server? Or is this official
I love micah
Have you beat the game
yeah no your not real
nobody loves micah
I was making sure that was active
yea i like john rdr1 and Arthur rdr2
unofficial i believe
wdym
im trying to get a server tag but i don't know how
Rockstar has a server
but you have one lol
Who's gonna tell him
think it needs boosts
There's a Rockstar server
how do i get those
how do u get boosts
you buy them
oh hell no
you get two for free if you have nitro premium
welp i there goes my plans for a server tag
Is there a way to get them free
no
😦

Yall how do you do the new quest. I cannot pass it
Favorite Rdr2 character? :o
micah
He's an awesome villain! :D very well written :> mine has to be Kieran
dutch probably
lol im kidding although its true micah does play his part very well
i like javier but he turns into such a dirtbag
Rdr2 Javier>>>> {though Rdr1 is also good^^}
Somone can help me in chapter 2
I have only one mission and it’s in black water and i can’t go there
you have to sneak in there basically
without the law noticing
there’s no way around it
Honk
How many hours you guys got on rdr2
172
I don't actually know, and I'm too lazy to check rn because I don't have my glasses on
@deep bough
i can’t rn sorry fam
831
nice
what happens when you try to go there
blackwater is locked down
yeah but dont you just go to the mission start anyway
yeah
i have 350 hours
Got 100%?
working on it rn
i think i just spent a lot of time messing around on my original playthrough lol
and hunting
Hey is anyone available on PS4 right now to help me with something
think i tried to get all the trapper outfits
Yeah the only thing I need help with is getting more money and getting my bounty hunter role
work for it
Trust me I've tried that and it doesn't work
Plus all my friends have already stopped playing Red dead and I have no one else cuz they all abandoned me
I have 93 hours (I barely play it that's why)
i love big valley
lol wtf
The wall
Every body shots and killing me
flamingo should try this
Oh
Buddy boy
H
You just mad
For the past 4 minutes I've been on rdr2 I've been waiting for it to load
@deep bough should I wear a mask?
you shouldnt need to
Ban discord kids
we heard you the first time
Anybody want to join a shootout ?
Ban discord kids
wait are you actually trying to go into blackwater
because the mission marker should be just outside of it not in the actual town
Shh it's his catchphrase when he's in idle mode don't disturb him
doesn’t matter what you wear as long as you avoid the red dots usually which is the law on you so they don’t see you when going to blackwater
I have a mission there
Because of stupid javier
New to the game?
Yes
I completed all the missions
And I have only this one
You want a picture?
yes
Look dm

yeah just go to the marker and dont go in the town and you should be fine
Thx
Literally what I said
I said thx to both of you
🤦🏿♂️
no it was just to me
Look in general Madia
Older than you prob

What
we're doing this again?
Idk
what are we doing
Idk what their on about
How old r u
I am not revealing information
Just know I mean it when I say ban discord kids
free discord kids
Nah
ban discord flamingos
ban people
I have appeared
ban micah
It's too early to have a pot noodle... Ahwhwhwhs

I'm hungry

Lets go eat babies and bugs
weird ass mf
Who.
you.
I just remembered I have cereal
oh
Ban discord kids
ok
Why exactly? What age group are you talking?
All of them
Wow.
I mean, discord is for 13+. So makes sense if you mean it that way
What part of ban discord kids do you not understand?
Context
Don't Wow. Me
Ok.
Ban discord kids
I almost just poured banana milkshake in my cereal...
Voice you opinions all you want, hate on me all you want, i'll just not pay attention.
Because I honestly haven't payed attention to this server..
i gotta say im team nico on this one
ok and?
I would say ban discord kids but that means I would be banning myself...
what else have you got to say?
ban kids ✌️✌️✌️
Ban discord kids
yes i agree
What's up
Ban chronically online discord kids
ban figs
woah there
What's even going on anymore
Idk
ban fins
Ban discord kids
We get it bro
the irony of repeating it over and over like a discord kid would
Crazy work
Fr
Ha now that's funny
Why is he even repeating it..
To get my point across
i think he wants his opinion stated
That was already done..
I think we understand already
It's his catchphrase
At this point change your name to that statement
Oh well
I don't think you do
Yeah
Welcome @pearl barn !
Ban discord kids and Arthur fans
Whatever you say pal
Not your pal
What did arthur do to you

What do you have against Arthur fans

arthur fans catching strays 😭
What?
Wtf
Oh..

hmmm
When did that happen
Okay that's just weird to say
lol
I'm never shaving my head again. It's been 3 months and still no hair
It was you?
Huh
What was said
Oh.. lesson learned ig
What's ghost pinging?
To anybody who saw
hair tonics

That's ghost pinging

Oh
It's very much so annoying
I only saw that in the corner of my eye because I'm watching YouTube 🥀
I never saw anything
Idk
it wasnt me lol
then who was it then?
I’m not sure you have any room for talk
It wasn't me (I was talking to my girlfriend when it happened)
Hi Jordan 👋🏿
Hello 👋
I'm bored
Whatever it was it was probably someone defending Arthur
Or making a disgusting joke
Typical Arthur fans
I got ghost pinged
Yeah I was pinged last night 5 times while I was sleeping
Eugh
It was a reply
i know arthur got a girl pregnant but i dont think its stated anywhere she was underage
She was 16
From what I saw it was someone pinging me over and over
It wasn’t a reply
Mine was a reply
Oh did you say something to me
Yours was just someone being an ass
He said she was 19 though...
She died at 19
I probably missed it my friend
Oh my bad
Oop
And btw yeah it seemed like that’s what they were doing
Whatcha up to
Honk
It’s 4th of July weekend I was out of town
See the fireworks?
We did
I ain't see or hear any
Yeah
I got a video of you wanna see some
🙏🏿
Wait Arthur's girlfriend died at 19 and Isaac was around 5-10 years old (according to Google) so she had to be younger than 16 when she got pregnant (Idk though I saw that on Google I could be wrong)
Honk
Arthur might be a creep
Bro

Read the paragraph I just typed out 🙏
Media channel of you wanna see it
I don’t have audio because kids were screaming it was too loud
He was not 10
Wasn't Isaac like a toddler..?
That's why I said "According to Google"
And I literally said I found it on Google and could be wrong
Ok
Hey adora 
Welcome back then
👍
Thanks
I’ll try not to send too many messages continuously next time 

You’re welcome
i can’t FIND my grandson
Being serious?

wwaaaatttt


y
Agent Milton was just doing his job
He impregnated a minor
yes and he was tryina kill artur
wat
artur ❤️🩹
???
artur
the fukin bot



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My throats been burning for 3 days 🔥
throat pain might be the worst pain you could feel when ur sick icl, but then again other pains could be even worse
Sore throats are the worst of the worst
especially when it hurts when you try to cough/eat/drink
Not being able to drink or eat anything because your throat hurts too bad is a pain I would never wish on my worst enemy
literally
Dawg awhile back my throat hurt so much I could barely speak
Yeah and that
It's heartburn actually. Which is way worse
i dont rlly remember but i think the worst throat pain ive ever had was prob when i had Pneumonia, but my lungs were the main thing that hurt when i coughed
Oof
but hey... at least i got almost a month off school...
I had strep and bronchitis and still had to go to work despite having a doctors note that said not so all because my old GM decided to let the closing manager that night stay home because of tummy issues
Anyone on here know how to stop the ‘ERR_GFX_STATE please reboot or restart game’ av been trying to sort it since last week and really struggling can someone help me out?
Which is better, Micah’s gun or Otis miller
Otis miller
I mean
Doesn't really matter
Every gun in rdr2 acts like a gun
shoot someone they die
Howdy y'all
Okk
Hey shadowy friend
What happend yesterday
Yesterday was a shit show
how so?
Auntie and Deus X Makima got into a argument
We didn't help at all
The stats aren't too crazy but the gun looks awesome
Like I said
Guns in rdr2 act like guns
All that matters is that when you shoot someone in the head they die instantly
Yea that’s what I’m thinking, I’m getting bored of the normal guns as a sidearm
Customize them
Man I've made so many of my guns look way better
why does the valentine doctors office robbery suck so bad lol
Except the volcanic pistol
Right
Get better
I dead eye them all with throwing knives.
How many hours will the gambler challenges set me back
Are you trying to get 100%
A few. Maybe I just suck
it’s all luck
Currently gambling in rdr1. Actually winning this time
Honk
thats what i did lol for the challenge
but you become wanted immediately and then you have to blow the safe for barely any money
theres like ten bucks on the table and twenty five in the safe
wdym

My favourite game
Hello I am new here my DM is open to everyone
X button simulator
Honk
I don't know why i keep replaying this game i cry everytime Hosea dies
I looted his body every time he dies


Poor arthur
Fr
Ratman
I always wonered is it even possible to go in aguasdulces during chapter 5?
I never tried because i thought i would just get shot
h
Yes Yes, i summoned that sniper with Agent Faketon.
How bad are Fussars soldiers bro
Like a few men with bolt actions can kill his entire army
And him
Also destroy his battle ship
Big Shadow Tiny Tree
Yes like i said, Big shadow, Tiny tree.
I love that part so much i like how he says it
The Remake of the Red Dead Online series is coming soon, only we / i need a lot of people that can play as a story character in Red Dead Online,
I did this before if you typ "American Venom Online remake Rdr2" from Mrs Kilgore.
They finally updated rdo
Guys every time I try to start a new game my rdr2 crashes (I have mods installed). How do I fix this?
Could i get some help
The legendary animals are not appearing on my map what do i do
Ot do they not appear until after uve hunted them?
In story mode
Honk
bro changed his mind
@plush shard
@stoic sphinx
Random question
i'm good mate
U like the only ps4 online person
what?
Brittish scum
wrong
6 7 😂
Hank
yeahh
what?
yes
The legendary animals are not appearing on my map what do i do
sup
nothing
10/10 ragebait
I was hunting the legendary moose
And when I pulled the trigger
My game crashed
i remember killing a legendary once and the pelt despawned while i was carrying it
Depression fuel
I had another pelt on my horse to
It’s fine now
hello chat
what transferring all your budget to gtao and gta6 does to servers
Honk
how did you get that
Wdym

What
I asked a mod
oh alr alr
How

Change sessions
Crazy role
It's a contradiction to my true feelings
I'm original Arthur morgan
Then why is your name FAKE arthur huh wise guy
Yeah how
Haters changed my name
how many fuckin missions do i need to do to get into rdr2 online...
Yo chat can we have a moment of silence my horse died
His name was Zephyr he was a Dutch warmblood
He was a good boy
Its in single player btw
Rip
Lilith is my fan
oh nvm thats it, intro cutscene. felt like 10 hours but was like 25 mins
Every mod is my fan
🐀
Hello rat

No
Not much
I want to live cowpoke, i still got that choice.


Hi new folks
hi
how do you change outfits from horse??
🐀🤠
you just touch I love my horsey and my horsey loves me button and then go to Horse and change outfit at the bottom
wat
I miss my son
L1 holding at your horse.
iam pc
Just save the outfits on the horse
TAB then i think
i will kill you soon
he is pc 🖥️
🐀🐁🐀
tabs wepon wheel
Noo no, Cleet and Joe will be standing at my side.
then go to horse items
then
open weapon wheel, horse items and at the bottom you should have all saved outfits
thx
iam listning to american venom
Pc shouldn't have existed


Pc is suitable for minecraft, fornite or Valorant
if pc didnot exist phones would not exist consoles would not exist math would be shit
been a few years.
Pc players ruined story campaign games
i have not reached it yet first playthogh
how???
SPOIL
it got spoiled for me long ago watched to many youtube videos
how?
PS5 only
Pc players play story games like they’re playing Fortnite, when story games are meant to be played calmly and with focus
I believe it's the opposite
I meant pc shouldn't be for story games

🐀👑
Any expert players in rdr2 here? Can someone help me do 100% completion
unshaken
no it will hurt the chicken /nsrs/joke [i forgot how to spell chicken for a second 💔]
🧍🏿
🐔
amidst
i don't see the problem
amidst a crash of worlds
Kill Micah and the chicken mod
RAT?!?!?!
Im Rat king
Ratman, the dark knight of new Hanover
Fr
cruel world im moving Micah
Howdy
The #dutch-dancing-on-one-legg meme Micah Bell's Special Medicines.
Hello.
🐀👑👋🏻
👋
🤨
What is the next plan Dutch?
Bro plan never works
Eat cheese. There's your plan.
this is a good one
I got a plan John. This is a good one. We can’t always fight nature, John.


our time has passed
but give up Dutch.
Then give up Dutch.
Sybau Micah 🥀
Captain De Santa
Captain Espinoza
Black lung didn’t die for this bro
Doubt. 🐀🤨
🐀
Dutch will enter soon
🐀
🧀
Any1 wants to do new telegram quests?
My pc is broken rn unfortunately
Thank you really much Micah tacobell, that's all I have to do?
Honk
🪿

all side quests
Want 🐀🫴🏻
Yes
Dutch can't join
this discord server because it says
Invalid invitation
what, The user is banned from this server?
Does he have a plan this time?
Sooo whatd I miss
Maybe ask a mod idk
Mod help Micah out here, Dutch cannot join this discord because it says "Invalid Invitation"
My stupid race horse just killed herself 😭
I was doing a stranger mission and she just stayed in the lake doing nothing 😞
That’s unfortunate what horse was it 😭
American Standardbred
😳
The Count, The Count is The Count, The coolest Count
Survivalist 10
Herbalist 9
Master Hunter 9
Gambler 10 (saving this one for last)
these are the challenges i have left
i just can't find a fucking opossum
Is rdo worth paying yet


what
so it goes like this
too many caps
too many emojis
and sending messages way too fast
got it
What are role players like?
putrid vermin
What’s wrong with them?
so basically
nice profile picture
inability to touch grass or the opposite gender
what claire said
thanks i wanna chew on clint like a dog toy
What are they like in game
that's great man
mostly peaceful i guess but insufferable if you mess with their roleplay
Well I plan on it
roleplayers when you mess with their 3 hour session of standing around
roleplayers when you want to play the game the way it was intended to be played
💔
i want to get ps+ to play online again but i'm scared i'll play once and never again
it's so boring by yourself
i just miss dressing up like a cowboy i can't even lie
😭
I made an old man as my character
idk why the fuck I did that
randall wafford
yikes
i made mine so fine but i changed his appearance and messed him up
oof
and rockstar hates rdo
true
I wonder if that guy still wants to complaian bout discord kids and Arthur fans
multiplayer sucks ?
I don’t know that undead nightmare has a better story, it’s definitely different

Chat I'm in graveyard
abigail and jack dies that's how the story starts
that's all i played
Real
is it interesting after that
John returns don't you know that
the story part i loved the gameplay
And why does jack becomes 16 again in rdr2
Like in rdr1 jack killed 🥚 Ross
sorry for roasting him
he doesn't





