#general
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Bonjour
que te faltan neuronas
English only
Xbox and PlayStation are 530-550$ in France, so 500€
Bonjour
americaa

woww
dude
🦅
I’m not dude
what is happening
Behave
mb behave
I learn to speak english here 🤣
Help Felix while you’re at it
Real
I learn spanish too
r u joking pert
Yes she's joing
had to edit that 2 times damn
bruh
😭
Jogging
can yall shut up
No
🤡
Nah
i dont type good rn
K
Felix just go to bed already
You're past your bedtime
guys lets go throw bricks at homeless people outside 7/11
im on a diffrent country btw
its not all great america
like
damnn
Yeah I don't think pert lives in America.
Cool
Bro thinks so because I said “english only” and he didn’t even think that’s a server rule
ignore john colm
Colom ? It’s not Colm ?
i know...
"Seems super American to me"
They named me ts
thats why im talking in english
Im gonna throw a honey bun at you
i could talk spanish rn
Yuh same
👍
i'm hungry give me one
Honey buns are done
throws comically sized honey bun at everyone
Why me
I can speak French 🇫🇷
mejor le tiramos panes de miel a pert
catches it with a oven mit and throws it back cuz I'm cool
okay buddy
EW
what.
France
France
Snail eater
um
mods destroy france
Fr
I eat bugs
i’m being approached by a mad preacher
is that meant to be a slur
this is scary
french
Based at least its not a snail
reverend passing on his being drunk-ness to this guy
Mosquitos are the best
A mi me gusta pan 🥖🇫🇷
Uhmmm ok
keep eating them so they go away
me too ( i cant talk spanish cuz the mods are too sensitive)
English only
anyways
That's my plan
thank you
im gonna hire my short friend to rip apart all mosquitos
😒
i hope mosquitos are exticnt
doom
Who is the small friend
You are not dutch
Should've read the rules instead of taking time writing that message
why did someone have to make mosquites
Ok..?
pepe
pepe
Pepe
pepe
why is that one nitro booster whos named abigail been playing rdr1 for a day
LMAO?
like deadass
they might not have turned their xbox off
idk
idk
Has anyone completed rdr1 as well?
story? yes. 100 percent? trying to
Oh okay
i despise herding missions
Story is worth it right
like i failed on purpose to skip them
i mean i like it personally
Mmmm okay
no your mentally disabled
Sure buddy
shut up john marston jr. the |||
Yes, Dr. Shaun Murphy from "The Good Doctor" is depicted as having autism and savant syndrome. The show's protagonist, played by Freddie Highmore, is a surgical resident at a fictional hospital in San Jose.
You mean jack Marston
no
i only had a daughter and 1 son, him
(canon)
why am i a cowboy
congrats on yapping so much
Yup the agency knows too
oh my god
you mother-
shut up faketon
well off to go shoot a homeless person in the face
Oh no not youu, i hate you milton
bandit btw
so?
sounds quite fun
@earnest zodiac Why john is better than Arthur ?
very
My acomplishments aren't registering on social club and it's stupid annoying, anyone know why?
john survived getting shot in the kidney in rdr1, got resurrected in undead nightmare and is just a more comedic and fun character
"not even hell could hold john marston"
mods rename him as "Agent Faketon"
Good awnser but he can’t swim 😭
For what
dentist appointment
Ohh
why would one fight in water
oh i’m talking about milton
all good gng
wait wtf
OH GOD
Right
there is a woman kinda like recording me
fucking idiot can't even swim fucking dumbass (still love him)
um
fuck you
Hey might need a mod for the vc
hold on im searching up what this is
dyno lets have a duel
best to record it and send it to @spring laurel
buddz
guys what do i do she is still recording me
no bro
aw
nah
can you move to a different seat?
alr touched
oh god😭
like 4 seats away
but she is still recording...
bruh
send it to media let me laugh at her
Hello
on it
hihihih
Is this thr real John Marston?
Sup
she got out mann
mods had to weaken me, too strong
damn
Dang dude
nah he fake
It’s Jon Martin!
Is he or is he not
nah mods had to change me
I don't understand
tag me
He's john pretty much to me
liessssss
Sadly for you, he is john
I mean his name is John from the looks of it, so that checks out
jesus christ what the FUH is your status
Like he even looks like him
We all asked that question, but we just tolerate it
(i would do more)
excuse me
Excuse you!
1# simp for a reason brother
John is married
Correct
You can't just make him your "malewife"!!!
Male wife makes no sense
Cheater condemmer
You mean husband?
ever heard of a joke
ill just forms into abigail shape
Exactly because in the real game hes married
Ever heard of making a joke?
also matching with a friend that's why
And he is very faithfully married
Yeah faithfully married to nyx obviously
i absolutely LOVE it
What is this conversation even about
immaculate
He even proposed
hello cris
Real
Nyx is NOT Abigail Marston
Rebellion
i love him more
I never said they were 
Unless they wanna be LMAO
no one loves him like i do
LMAO
Abigail cannot read, therefore you are lying
No, Nyx isn't Abigail
rot i'm getting jumped
brother there was a rumor in my school that said i watch NSFW of john
She doesn't have a discord account too
deadass
save me
Good point, internet didn’t exist in 1907
thats how much i love him
Yes see!!
HELLO 👋
It's funny seeing yall pissy about something that cannot and will not affect you negatively
oh not you again
So you're not john?
ROT
save me
What they talking abt
ahem ahem
It’s for a tad bit of dopamine really, got a problem with it?
We're joking around you don't have to act like an alpha male bro 🤦🤦
HOW!? Lmfao
lmao?????
Hey, it could’ve been agent Ross
Hold on
Grrr I am so alpha male BRO
Nyx might be right
Goodday
i may or may not have done that
blocked and banned
the rumor may have been true
okay so your faking that your an isaac
rip van Winkle huh
I am gonna lick you so you get some kinda unknown disease from me
It’s Mr baby eater
I am Isaac morgan
Wonderful
That is not very kind of you
Died for 10 dollars
nah your fart morgan
John redemption
you farter
@earnest zodiac I lost my rdr2 data disk now I can’t play come to my house and find it please
You're a farter
i shoved it up me bum
I bet you smell horse shit back in your farm
Excuse me I am a great friend
I’ll come and get it
😡😡
Friend or foe, wasn’t called for
Ikr 
dw i bully them
Gimme some disease so I can skip school PLEASE
Yeah nyx is my biggest bully fr
Okay so you’re even, excellent argument
Alr guys hopping off
cant imagine
Goobye
i got summer break
exactly
Don’t we all?
only they can give me diseases
Mine starts in like 3 days
Pretty sure i got one right now dude I am gonna melt in to a puddle if this fever continues
oh
Unless someone’s living in the tyranny of North Korea itself, we are all relaxing in the sun
relaxing?
fuck kim jong un
Aw shit man, I'm sorry
Ahem ww3
Exactly
i can beat him up
Preach, but like, spelling also
Who wouldn’t relax under the beautiful life-giving sun?
Just put sunscreen on of course
Skin cancer is not very swag
i'm fucking dying out here
fym, because i didnt use capital letters?
You in Arizona or smthn?
Chat, what’s the biggest animal yall could take in a fight unarmed irl?
No no, I'm not sure how his name is spelled-
My bad :((
no😭
It's fine its a good excuse to not do class this week since I do homeschooling its literally the only way 
It's one letter chill
I could kick a black bears ass no prob
Heh, nice
i could take a gator maybe if he didnt see me
I'm sorry 😞
I need help from a mod, any advice?
Its ok
i could take every bird
Gotta attack from behind, those bites are quick and crushing
Real of you! It's hot out dude. A few days ago I almost passed out from the heat while working outside. Probably why I am sick LMAO
An ostrich?
my ego wont allow it
BRO
Maybe like a big dog
A Great Dane?
What?
That’s a big dog
my method is just go for the eyes
As big as me
stop almost dying
good luck
💀
You gonna pop both your pointer and middle finger in bros sockets?
fuck yeah
What if I am just trying to speed run this life huh?
100 men Vs an elephant who y'all got
Im out for blood mf
Suppose blinding it is an instant nerf
elephant
Literally the elephant would just walk on them
i won't let you nuh uh
tf it gonna do, run around?
Wtf the humans gonna do? Punch it?
100 men...
go for the wee wee
Real
I think yall Dont relize how much are 100 peopl-
We used to hunt mammoths
i mean elephants are kinda slow
100 guys can take 1 elephant..
This is unarmed
We are not cavemen anymore we're not fearless
But in all seriousness
Ok so let's make it clear
This ain't a gorilla
It's an elephant
Fully grown male elephant
And the 100 dudes are your average joes
yeah neanderthals were stronger then homosapiens
OH it's unarmed???
And not gay
Fr tho I think its just the stress making me sick. Every week now for the past two months I have gotten some kinda terrible news 
Or maybe I just need to take extra vitamins lol
Then I suppose the elephant
Of course cro
lmao
I'm stupud
Terrible news you have tb
My bad
If the 100 men swarmed an elephant all at once. Biting, kicking, punching, whatever. The humans could take it down, but it’s not guaranteed
No worries
did you do the run
when life gets hard get harder
50 50
At this point least of my worries if I got it LMAO
amen
-calyx
An elephant had thousands of muscles and very thick skin
Not yet :))
So it’s a hard decision to make
felix
Ok artery organ
I'm outa guarma
yo
take your vitamins grandpa
Still very very low chance
Bassed
Uuggggh but they hurt my teeth
bass is bassed
I didn't relized it was unnarmed
100 of them would have to all go barraging towards the beast in order to maximize the odds
Real
they do?
Why do you have micah in a suit as u pfp tho
fun fact: if you type "THX1138" on the search bar on spotify it turns the bar into a lightsaber
Really???
yeah
Micah looks like haymitch from the hunger games in all honesty
@sonic wadi hi
Go fuck yourself
What did you do?
I'm sorry fake colom
Great now there's a black hole outside my house thanks to you
It didnt do nothing for me
Colm=column
@supple sinew see this behaviour
Colombia

That’s a timeout
Why u begging it
The Caribbean
U followed me into the server
@supple sinew he’s bullying me
colom
How many hairs does John have on his left forearm?
Answer that right and I will believe you
My bad, expect boss music soon
Basement
ye ye
NO
Give me 5 quotes of Adler
Yeah ur bad my house is fucking gone now it got sucked into the hole
Come over, I'm making Mac and cheese
I would've came over but now my clothes are gone because of the hole
I'm soo mad I can't type in capital letters, I'm NOT this non chalant,
In fact I'm very chalant
Our speech is very compelled here unfortunately
Well I mean, rob someone idfk
First amendment is out the window
Real
I would but now I'm in the hole and there's nobody else
You're right, we are all a hallucination
Hello mignighttube
Hi! :DD
I'm crawling out of the hole to drag you in it cuz that sounds like bs
Don't you dare, I'm eating.
I'd also be annoyed if somebody pinged me (:
For no reason
Oooooh beat his ass do it do it
Goodday :))
Thanks
Goodday :DDD
I bet my ass cheek it won't ever come out
It'll probably come out once I'm 192929 years old
Really
Yes
Uhhhhhh I bet 5 dollars it does come out
just killed the emerald wolf, do I have to wait the 72 hours for the onyx to spawn? or is that bollocks
Idk
Weak bet, here I am betting sum that matters 😔
But fine
Goodnight people 😴
Nighty night, Dream well
yeah cause I know its a 72 hour cooldown for something but im unsure if its for all wolves or just the emerald

Good 😛 (I'm jk maybe)
goodnight
Most of my back teeth are baby teeth that never fell out so they are all worn down and makes chewy stuff painful to eat sometimes and a LOT of those stupid vitamins at the store are way to chewy
Oh my god that's sum outa a horror film
I'm soo sorry
What y’all doing
you still have baby teeth? but that fucking sucks ouch
I drew my friend a birthday card
Nice
Real
Yep lol only like 2 baby teeth in the back came out
At least all the front ones are adult teeth!
Pretty common in my family. My ma lost almost all of her backteeth because of the same thing and having kids too
Gotta keep my 826 duolingo streak going hold on
i guess that's good😭
Cwazy
Guys i wanted to adk somthing is there going to be a rdr3 ?
ooogh
rip
…
in a hundred years
i can still get dutch
anyways
fun fact: if you type "THX1138" on the search bar on spotify it turns the bar into a lightsaber
wait what???
I mean you've said it a thousand times now and I didn't dismiss it so I think ur lying
i will give me a minute
That's a sw reference right
for real this time i will
has to be caps
because you’re trying to say that i’m a liar
i think so
Yuh
you’re a liar
hi
did you type enter
ohhh the play bar not the search bar
you said search bar
Ooooooohhh fight fight fight
i’m getting dutch i mean
Literally a thousand times you've said it
I do if you need anything give me a shout but I’ll only be on in the evenings around 6:30 BST
Give him you time standard maybe so he knows what your evenings are
Howdy!
Howdy
Howdy
Sshhh
Do you need 911
Perchance
fiz are you okay
Woah! Is the girl okay? 🤔 hope she is! 🙌
Howdy
Goodnight yall :))
Unless I stare at my ceiling
sigh is it squid games?
Yes :>
Haha! Used to listen to it with my ex! 😅 although I guess I was too pretty for her 🙌
Ah, ignore your ex and just, dive back jn
Jorge is making a new musical hehehhehe
Hi
Ilium
Howdy
Goodday
Yo
Im so close to 100%
Dutch.
That's Mr. Smith
Sure buddy
☹️
Hehe
there he is
Didn't listen much! But she made me listen to it all the time I was with her! 😂 God.. she was a confusing girl she was.. 😅
I'm sorry man :((
I hope your okay
I don't need the damn pinkertons on me
I'd buy u a drink
This is my coverup
Surreee
Where is rip van winkle
How's Annabelle doin
Its fine! I'm over it! 😅 I'm too good for her anyways! 😂 to be honest though she was kind of.. you know annoying? 😬
Most of us theater kids are very annoying
I apologize for us musical lovers 🥲
To soon
Less dead than your brother I reckon
Fair
Well I never really liked him anyways
Then why did you kill Annabelle
Oh well! 😅 I'm not much of a talker in person! I usually draw alone! 😂 anyways she dated to many people at once I only dated her because I was forced too! 🙌 it was ages ago though nothing to worry about! 😁
Cuz he knew the Netflix password
Oh fair
SHE
Hahaa
Ima gonna
He means his brother
AUG
You draw???
oh
Yes I do draw 😅
Oops
Yuh but I had fun with her before I killed her hehe
Ya got anything you wanna share? I draw too :>
That's to far bro
*too
I hate you more then Micah 🥲
You what...?
Wwooooaahh April fools guys

He's a good written character but like
...
G damn he's moist
No not really my drawings are... rather interesting to say for the least... 😅 I drew salad fingers once! I draw ratherly scary spooky stuff! 😂
Micah?
Anyways wanna make out
I love Peter tho
NO
Later then?
He built different too
Really freakin fast with his draws
Oooof... public rejection
Yes!!! That's scene with Sean
Rip sean
Never!
You sick freak!
For real he shot like 3 dudes before Arthur realized they were being shot at
He's built different
At least I don't betray my whole gang
Are you the Dutch before or after the torrly?
It's crazy how accurate and fast he is with dual weilded revolvers
Also I love his backstory, that little detail with Amos makes him have an actual like, soul.
He's not some random rat who shoots ppl- he's a person (a bad lesson but yk)
Your gangs more of an... you know there's too much people I wouldn't consider it a gang myself! 😅
"Vengance shall be mine" corny ass hehehhe
Fr
He's a true outlaw
Pee
I did not do such thing!
You did
..Trolley?
True lol
Says a liar
How do you mean
Says Dutch who ran off with micah
NO
I have this moring!
Dutch is such a cool character too
Sorry for that! My grammar isn't the best today! 😅
Like I have done much reaserch in rdr1, BUT he's def one of my faves in rdr2 even tho he's a bitch
Very
My favourite thing about Dutch is his outfits
He's so fancy
HEY
I am not that.
Absolutely
Ur my fave bitch, it's fine
Dutch is pregnant
What?
WHAT.
LOL
Real


What'd I do??
Nothing? Can't handle a sticker? 😅 what is going on with you dutch.. 😕
lmfao wrong sticker but whatever its funnier
Who is that???
My friend she names all of are stickers and she keeps changing it. Ig that's what it says now lol
Dunno how I feel about this
Mine are better
Literally John avatar when he sharts
I'd like high honor!!

LOL
😠
HAHA

Idfk jake sully ig
ugly
Hosea?
What?
i'm john trust
So you goon to yourself?
yep
I can appreciate the dedication
What
i'm fucking wheezing
I don't know if that's you or I'm losing it
you're losing it
Ew!
Tf did I walk into
I think its time to take your meds old man
Figures..
LOL?
NO
❌
👎
Ok grandpa
Dw dw its like candy i swear so you won't choke like other old folk LMFAO
You're older than me....
Is Colm older Dutch tho

Like for real
Yes!

...Going by appearance, yes!

what happens if i join it
DONT
Foolish men wouldn't know any better
holdup why do people use discord servers for nsfw 🙏
Yes
Crazy
I know your men would use ts
I have a bunch of friend who just send me 🌽 stickers they get from a server
wtf bro
...???
wtf
Think of all the people in the world. There are a lot of weirdos
Your not wrong friend!😅
With one short message I killed the chat

Cwazy

It's true!
Razy
You're so immature, O'Driscoll..
Cwazy cupcakes
Shutup Van Der Linde
So how y’all doin
Nice spelling!
terrible i just finished rdr2 epilogue 2
We live in a society
Might have an eye infection so yk 👍
Mmmm
Fine
Sorry
what do i do now
Nice gang you got there, oh wait you just left them nvm
ima just grind rdo actually
Mango?
Lies!
Goodbye
Mango
NO
Ok mango blud
Watermeloone
Who's 'blud'?
You
I'm Archibald Smith!
Alr blud
No? What?

Sadly not cannon
You British?
?
A simple yes or no will suffice
No
It’s too hard to explain then don’t bother
Hmmph
If you’re really that interested look it up in urban dictionary
Or another play through
*possible
No
*Yupperino
Shut tf up
It’s possible if rockstar paid any attention to the game
I know what u are
….gulps
Yo?
your gonna get bullied so hard do not do that ever again
Pfft what your the one who said “I know what you are”
You should look at what she said in #general-media
HAHA
Im gonna touch you.
Realistically rdr3 is gonna come out no earlier than 2035. GTA 6 is coming out next year and they are gonna ride that for at least 5 years. 2031 we will hear rumors about rdr3 then 2032 to 2034 it’s gonna be worked on announced in 2035 delayed to 2036 coming out in December of 2036
Shower thoughts
Ayo LOL
oop.
Yeaaa she a freak
Tf no
I second this!
HAHA
Me too tho tbh
try NOT to get muted
Stfu Dutch u never got to see Tahiti
Colom your going to get human in a goblin cave treatment
Sorry pookie/hj
That's Mr. SMITH...
Ur getting the basement treatment lil bih
all good
You don't know shit about Tahiti!
HAH
Damn
what did i just say😭
god forbid a bitch wanna yell
I just wanna say caps man
Thats such a dumb rule
Let a bitch scream at the dumb little blorbos shes talking to
God forbid girls wanna yell
limit is six, choose your words wisely
Rules are kinda strict here I've learned
you absolute goober
Ayesha singing “im getting laid” while seeing him pop up is crazy
Colm yells like a little girl the moment he's facing death
No shit cole
Cries like a bitch too
Little coward 😒
Pussy boy
Hell yeah!
Stfu I'm throwing you both in the basement
That has two meanings, you pick how you take it
Try mr bitch
Ok Ms pussy
My gang would rescue me before you even land a punch..
They're like my little chess pieces
Oh yeah you rely on ur gang for help
Can't even 1v1 me how saddd
Im gonna slam my heel into your throat you freak creature
sir.
Ew

What can I say my momma raised s freak
Thats a man who likes fem doms
I know that man...
I mean i do too
i don't blame him
But like
Don't we all
Oh yeah we ALLL do
WE
Based
victoria neuman mentioned!
I need a lady dimitrescu
🥰
LADY D
Bye
my woman
LADY D
Ohhhhhh look who just got muted
Wsg
Howdy
Lady d is crazy nickname tho
What up
i told her
Yo guys which should i get the online or story mode?
I see she relies on her own rules..
Imagine getting muted lolo
In yall opinion
