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deal?
hell yeah!
Hmmm
Im thinking
I do not agree to the deal
lol
It’s never been allowed
I was thinking
why no?
WHAT
Mb cuh won’t do it again
Alright fam
Idk
then
might have something to do with discord policy, people dont usually talk about singleplayer mods either but online mods have been bannable all the same
fym" idk"
Give me sadie tresaap has John already
...
That too
we split her
how do you split a person 😭🙏
Cut them in half
im finally giving one of Morty’s stupid games another chance again
u wildin' 💀
he gets top half i get bottom
awh hell nah

a fresh playthrough of Vampyr, maybe i’ll enjoy it this time
that sounded wierd
VERY
Yes it did
mb
Which would that be KCD
what about down the middle
Vampyr
bro tre you're funny
Oh yeah
Darn it
Wait
Ok
I tried to refund it a couple weeks ago but i couldn’t, because i played the game that i digitally purchased
Kevin if you don’t retire you’ll have a serious injury this next season
they don't love you like i love you, wait 🗣️
Big fan of the “Arthur sipping his own fate” emote
deal..?
That’s not the mindset, even if I tear my ACL or some goofy sh I will play on!
okay so
?
I have Arthur, Toast has Sadie and Tre has John
Yes
Then play for golden state with curry, butler, and green and win one more title for old times sake
I’ll take uncle!
Wait, wait, wait
that means I get Arthur's wife, Toast is Sadie's husband and Tre John's husband
You know what man.. I might just do it, for the memories!
deal?
deal
what the euuugh
Let’s goooooooo
Deal
Bro johns husband
What the heck is this
I also get red harlow's friend
YAHOO
you get Uncle's husband 
unloyal much?
Not in a gay way
obiously
No he just my friend
Icl I just said I’d be uncle for a little practical joke but what are yall actually talking about
hmm
pffft don't mind us
How is that not flat out homosexual
I don't know
Ohhhh roles
Yes
my plan sound good?
KD just sign a small one year deal with us and you’re (a) “golden” state warrior.
Icl I thought there was some role play getting planned out on here
Ight bet
How much we talkin
"Plan" 
One year 20 mill
Let’s gooooooo!!!
Do I phone the number on your profile
I wouldn’t call it right away
we gotta post bomb threats for the roles#
How what does it connect to
i wont sleep til im johns husband
National suicide hotline 😭
Good to hear
@hidden robin u get kidnapped or smth
The mods got her, someone ratted us out
well uhm
She's gone
Revolver, redemption 1, redemption 2 long ago the four red dead's lived together in harmony then everything changed when red dead revolver attacked
Hi!
Hello
howdyy
How are y’all?!
The day red dead revolver became sentient
good! Wby?
I’m pretty good!
good to know!
hi guys
Wassup
hru?
Yo
torn between wanting to get the “good” ending in Vampyr, whatever it is, but i also wanna have fun and unlock more of the vampire perks
vampire!!!
Vampyr?
I would need an explanation on what that games about and how it works
kinda the same problem as with Dishonored except i just have a smaller, weaker arsenal to work with if i dont chase after victims
basically you’re a doctor that was attacked by a vampire and turned into a vampire
Do you have the remaster
Oh sick so it’s kinda like the last of us well somewhat
You have allies but you have to cope with the fact you have the typical vampire weaknesses and the desire to taste blood
Lowkey sounds good
the good ending requires you to avoid doing that, but you also need to drink and kill the optional, passive npcs to gain experience points to gain new vampiric powers
Ah nice
the game also gets harder if you do kill innocents, but as compensation for having a wider or more enhanced arsenal of abilities
Well that makes sense when you think about it
The basic melee combat is pretty simple, and you do still get some experience from being in battle iirc but it just doesn’t seem as fast paced
and the blood quality of npcs gets more enticing if you find out more “clues” about them, which increases the exp you gain if you choose to drink from them
Geralt of rivia
ah buh cuh duh eh fuh guh
it probably is but i wish Xbox would’ve let me refund it the first damn time
Chilllll I asked for an explanation 😭
“You played your digital game for over a second, you dont get to ask for a refund”
Damn
Sifhs.5
I got a refund
I love my alphabet
Rip
See someone was on my account and bought the wrong game
Last time I let a mf on my account
I thought you was calling him a blabber or sum my fault
speaking of geralt of rivia
the game does have investigation elements as part of the whole discovering clues and outing vampires thing
do not mistake a woman's AMAZING singing for mockery!!
Is that a reference?
GOD DAMN I SAID MY FAULT 😭🙏
I’m sorry 🙏
Oh!
Insert I see what you said gif here
My throats sore
I will crash out.
Sorry I guess I passed it around
Damn
i wish it didn’t take this long to stop wearing this cheap bloody fucking shirt
U must have
what did it pass.
When did it start hurting
this isn't hot potato what are we passing.
Yeah mine was yesterday so😭
Lool
Sorry man who is isn’t known
Damn it really is my fault huh
why are all of you sick...☹️
Nah we chillin
I'm very known jardon
Your name says otherwise
Yk what my throat doesn't even hurt
I taught my cat how to shadow box
Yes?
yall are so...interesting!!
Yes 
also can we please discuss this.
i think i’ll try not drinking blood for a while then see where that leaves me in terms of how fun the game is
whay.
Probably for the better
yeah the vampyr protagonist shoots himself in the chest to test whether he really is or is not a vampire and if he can die, and then he doesn’t even try to change out of the shirt until someone literally gives him new clothes
You have heartburn
Acid reflux
good evening chat
Heartburn no?
No?
Then what would that be called
at least the outfit after this guy stops wearing his bloody shirt is actually good
Heart burn is not acid reflux
Damn
Pams and I ❤️ Gays
Is it a reference or just a coincidence?
Howdy do
howdy 👋🏿
Howdy howdy Jordans
How’s your Saturday night going
Tired
If that’s what it is for you
Real real real and real
Real
ikr
Nice guild Dutchie
No he’s not 🙏🏿
Sybau
It's satire
defeated my first enemy vampire or “Skal” in Vampyr, easy but still kinda fun
Sister

Why are you outraged
who the heck loves that bastard fr
Actually when I think about it he was a good guy
Would if I could 🙏
Yeah exactly
Lemme break it down for you
Micah is actually the hero to the law
Hence the white hat
just like in old westerns
i hate the mfs who kill my horse for no reason
White hat means good black hat means bad
Good
i was in Saint Denis going to the Professor Bell performance w the electric chair. I was GOING VERY WELL on my way until a dumbass npc suddenly gets on my way, we crash and i accidently kill his horse and him, and worst of all? The law was chasing me like crazy
literally f*ck that npc
Close the game
Close the game before it saves
Wwwww
thats nothing if ur playing story
me
i got like 2k on story mode
i have the exact amount as u sis
why r u calling me sis 😭
buddy.
Hey
Don't antagonize
But he’s the goat
Or the mods will smite you
how come?
give me at least one valid reason why is he “the goat”
just 1
Arthur sucks
Absolutely
im finally giving your stupid vampire game another chance since im trying not to burn out on tw3
this time i’ll try not killing the optional people for a couple of hours, see how fun that gets before i decide if im gonna do that for the whole game
Exactly, some people mean it as a joke. Or Micah is just their favourite character, which is okay.
Imagine there's someone out there

That likes that genetics specialist dude
...
And Jeremiah Compson
yes
Remember
Arthur likes underaged waitresses
He was 24
Are you an underaged waitress?
she died when she was 19 and already had Isaac who was around 3-5
in his mid twenties at least
?
waiting for it
good god slow down
It was considered normal bc like people would die really soon
Lana chill

ty
there’s reasons why there are laws today and reasons why it’s look down upon today
I go away for a minute and must’ve missed something
you do have a point but it's still wrong
someone’s excusing age gaps again
she's not losing it?
Is that what’s going on now 
brother, rdr 2 takes time in 1800's
yeah its looked down upon today because people wont die as quickly, there were a bunch of wars and crap back then plus viruses and illnesses
is history dude
blame it on Rockstar who made it in that time
yeah bro in the 1800s its normal for a bunch of 15 year old girls to marry a 30 year old man
🙄
its unfortunate but
how are you that confidently incorrect
a 15 year old girl prob has a better chance of having kids compared to a girl in her 30s
while technically not wrong, the game is literally at the end of the 1800s
im not but its history
im not even baiting wtf
is like me being a woman who complains about sexism on rdr when it was normal at the time, is something that ACTUALLY happened
15 and 24 is crazy
like come on
the last year of the 1800s and the epilogue is in the 1900s
1899
i thought you were better than that 😭
1899-1911
correct
at those 1800's, age gaping wasn't scandalous
like duh
ofc is weird nowdays, but is history that we're talking about
oh finally this doctor bitch isn’t wearing his bloody shirt everywhere
like come on
it was literally considered normal for a woman to be married by atleast 16 😭😭
real
also it still happens in some countries
There are lots of things “considered normal” that are not okay
yeah but rdr2 took a piece of history
its not normal that u get shot for disturbing peace
or shot for accidentally bumping into someone
thats why laws were created
theres this movie i realy like called gone with the wind and it was made in 1940 and the main character whos like 16 falls inlove with a 30 year old and has children with him
and people canceled the movie for being racist because there was slaves
what?
the movie took place in 1872
What's it called
during the civil war
ahh
mhm
I believe I watched that with my grandpa when I was little
ok gen z
i always cry at the end but its like 4 hours long
[i'm also gen z lol]
bruh
what
Rest in peace friend
Your about me
Anyways
That song has a nice tune
Lowkey crazy how different dog hygiene is compared to humans
I just got a fire horse in undead nightmare (literally)
Welcome to the club
That’s the war horse
Now get the Unicorn
Ik
what up chat
Mb
Hi val
hi toast!
Hello again
yes hello hello mister
Only reason I know is cuz it says when you tame it
Err
How’s it going my friend
going okay! today was great, how about yourself?
Glad to hear, also doing pretty good
I got a COOKIE
what kind!!
wiahh never heard of such flavor?
Val go to swig get a coconut cookie and a dirty Dr Pepper
Thank me later
i love dr pepper.
Dude same
Elite drink
Hi Val :D
HI Jordan!
so real
Go to swig and get what I told Val to get
VAL
You’ll both thank me
RAAA
is swig in the US of A
pam give me cap perms please 😔
I wish :(
I believe so
Or I’ll just tell you how to make dirty Dr Pepper instead
be my guest
Ice in a cup dr pepper add lime juice and coconut syrup and a little bit of a coffee creamer that’s vanilla

NOTED
Note for me Val write it down!!
Depending on how much soda you use would determine the addins
GOTCHA
7 ounces of soda calls for 0.25 ounces of lime 1 ounce of creamer and 0.5 ounces of coconut syrup
@plain phoenix @burnt acorn 🙏
i'll get back to you on it
trust
it is currently 2300 so not right now BUT you'll get it outta me
brothers
Say less say less
what happens if i completely ignore Mary Linton's quest?
I can give a milkshake recipe :)
Let’s see it
i'm sick of seeing her logo there 🙄
you have to do the first one, but youre given an option to do it or not
if it's yellow, it's required
is white tho
which one is this for?
in Saint Denis
description
to rescue his father
you'll have to talk to her or else itll stay on your map buddy
yuck
skip cutscene
Okay add vanilla ice cream, milk, banana, cocoa powder, sugar, and a lil of Carmel/Vanilla creamer :D
I think that's what I did
okay 😭 thats the only way to do it though but uh alright
I only made it once
Ight say less
Also, the amount depends on how much ya really want in it :)
can’t wait to shoot peoples horses in 120 fps
Ps5 pro?

no I use Xbox
Normal Morty day
Always love making people punch air in race series
not that this is wrong, but it probably isn't the best place to ask!
My guy has been underweight for 6 months
i'd try google or a friend
Respectfully 😭🙏
Val they’re talking about their character LMAO
LMAO
..my bad drimziii
yall pros at this game tho no? 
You gotta put the respectfully on there
I don’t think weight matters in rdr where it actually makes a difference
😭
gotta do it for the looks
just upgrade your characters body type
im in story mode
hush morty
Man watching people play on pc with mods feels like a new game
Real
thank you man 🙏🏻
I was gonna say that 
I'm sorry Pam 😞
I'm such a slow typer smh
LMAO, it's okay! The fact that you say that stuff makes me happy!

anyways race series is 10x easier now with a tactile controller
can't believe the british empire is in rdo
veezone has been banned.
Moderator: pamasaurus.
Reason: #general message
PAM IGH
Ban val
NO
i know lilith is laughing
CHarlie.
AND YOU'RE SPAMMING?
i would NEVER
get val NOW
NO 😭
typical javier fan behavior
😔
pamasaurus. has been banned.
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Reason: Lying
I AM JOT LYING
Genuine question
hey you've been banned why are u talking pam
ban pam for ban evading
LMAO
Good question
Hi
vincente de santa
I own rdr2
Morty would say Bill
Trust
you say in confidence as i literally say someone else
<33
Guys
meow
When do I reaction perms
Well, you would most LIKELY say Bill 
boost server
When you become known
Yeah fuck that guy
no its vincente de santa
LOL
I'm not even gonna question u
Rip
micheal de santa
Worst rdr2 character?
Arthur
Umm I dony like karen
holy shit its charlie
After that we can talk about it
<33 !!
Hi
Alright let's try again
this guy right here
when are you dropping another tier rating
Make it be MK characters
Character not protagonist
can u do another police chase vid
fuck yeah
that works too
Who is the worst rdr2 character that ISN'T a protagonist

the guy that kills the leader of mexico
Hi M0Z :)
Abraham Rayes?
I like mental but not really
guys check #general-media for funny reel i found
Is that promoting!!???
Nooo
Mods ban me for toxic
Okay
Hands down who is the worst character in all of Rockstar games
It can be anybody rdr gta
etc
its not my reel
Bruh idk but I know the best
I think it has to be the director from manhunt 1
hello
speak your part
sorry for last time i was being a jerk
sa türk var mı
LMFAOO
Also English only server chief
Joshua Graham when the Graham Joshuas

does red dead 2 have a website of information?
Yes pams
Yes jordans
Yhi
alden
alden sucks
and when u do he'll be like "pretty"
Hello
i would kill him but it doesnt let me
Hello
Heyyy
TIL the wapitis drop bows
how tf do I get my automatic deadeye back
Wdym
At some point in the story where your robbing a train it gives you a manual deadeye
Yk
Yes.
yea
Oh
no he means manual targeting
Oh
yh sum what
dang
Brain hurty
Welcome
yall got any lemons?
Donald duck
nah I'm tryna make combustible lemons
Where's my fuckin money dracula
Oh then sadly no
ok moon knight
Gambler 5 is so ez
dang
what
I'm a full time Marvel Rivals player bro ofc I'm gonna understand that
for some reason
You get a
for that
My old pfp was moon knight too but idk from where


Salty
Hi guys!!
Sup
yes
Wait
bc wtf
Online?
Yeah
Guys, I have a god damn plan
Someone spawned them on me
How the fuck
IDK??
The last part of ur bio sounds very interesting.
its a reference to a song 😭
What's your plan
Just have faith
Give a little faith Arthur
Well I just switched servers
Bc i don't wanna get involved w that crap
I remember there was modded legendaries in another online server I was in
And I stole it from someone and ran away with it
So they wouldnt sell it 😭😭
It was so funny
Whats yalls go to pistols/revolvers
Rn?
Two Schofield revolvers
Duh
Only good answer
Two twin long barrel nickel plated silver engraved cattlemen revolvers with pearl grips
Oh
The silver really compliments the nickel plating
I use m1899 and micahs revolver when im not using micahs i use semi-automatic
And then I have two LeMat revolvers
Almost every gun I have is customized in a different way
Ye
Hatman?
Uhh yes?
Btw when rdr3 come out ?
Nah
I mean you never know
When Batman Arkham origins 2 comes out
Who the owner here?
Alden the owner
K
"Want some jelly beans"
Not anytime soon
Rockstar is focused on gta 6 atm
Sorry
Gg
Ong
BRO RDR3 COME OUT 2028 OR 2030
What
Rockstar never confirmed that
where's Dyno with the cap thing
Why ask if you already know?
Idk
Also how did you send a message in full caps…?😭
Dyno is so bad tbh
Elaborate
Excellent question
I got lumbago
Yeah unless you’re special
Uncle is red harlow ? Or what
Hes a lazy piece of work
You think he’d be red harlow?
I can't even imagine in my dreams
Everytime I read something like that where people think red is uncle
It hurts
It's just so stupid
The time line
Bandit 5 is so easy😭
And uncle looks nothing I red Harlow
And just because he says he was called the one shot kid in youth does NOT mean he's RED
Age can change someone entirely
But still
Dont believe it
My brain genuinely hurts rn
Theres not even proof either
If it was true
Guys im gonna crashout
Rockstar would atleast put something to point out he was then
Thats just a theory created by people
A game theory
man the rexs death In invincible might have been worse than a short walk in a pretty town
Who owes who a soda
Nah
It wasn't expected
Rex's was
Talking about the T-Rex right?
Don't wanna spoil the show for people
Fair enough
most rdr2 fans don’t have the attention span to watch cutscenes or pay attention to hidden details so they come up with stupid fan theories
uncle isn’t red Harlow
If red dead revolver's date was close to when Uncle could've been young
He’s the president of the world
I can name a few stupid theories
-Uncle is not red Harlow
-Dutch did not get brain damage from the trolley
-Trelawney is not the strange man
"ow my head"
What about how Jack is Javier's
That theory sucks
uncle is lebron
Dutch got brain damage at birth
Trelawney is the goat
Not even a popular theory for good reason
Thats so absurd
Uncle not being red Harlow is obvious, Dutch was always a manipulator who lost control and this was proven in RDR1, Strange man is obviously not trelawney and RDR2 is stacked with evidence against it
Javier is jacks son
I mean in rdr1
He does have the same kinda facial hair but that's it
Literally it
Gotta give it to dutch he was a really good manipulator
But he lost control
guys if I have a goetee does that automatically make me Gabriel Iglesias
no it does not
Nah I was just saying there's only one similarity
And that makes people think jack is Javier's
🥀
Fan theories gotta be the stupidest shit ever
Just let fans enjoy the theories ig
Even if they are stupid
I'm sorry Morty for the misunderstanding
Don’t even get me started on people not understanding what Easter eggs are
Get started fr
Arthur is omniman
Someone tried saying Max Payne is related to Arthur
What
That is the dumbest fuckin thing ever
😭
in frame 1503 of season 2 episode 3 you can see Arthur Morgan fighting conquest
Don't know who Max Payne is?
GTA and RDR are not the same universe, but people see Jack's book and automatically think it is canon. It is not, Rockstar makes easter eggs all the time. Likely scenario is Jack becomes wanted and is hunted down, but we don't know since Rockstar left it blank
Looks completely nothing like arthur
I think it’d be cool if they were
"Because of the bullet time mechanic"
It's a game mechanic bro...
I like to think the big rockstar games (read dead’s, gtas, and bully) are all in the same universe
Same situation with Red Harlow, they aren't the same universe. The only reason they mention Red Harlow in RDR2 is because it's an easter egg.
When is he mentioned?
Arthur died in 1899 max payne game is set in 2001 how would this go together
Camps you can visit
People think he's his great great great grandfather
Which is fucking stupid
Would make no sense
Arthur's only son died lmfao
Cause you know, like I said people can't pay attention
Unless arthur has some unknown kids😭
Its still doesnt make sense though
I mean what the fuck bro
Explain wtf
People are stupid.
Its basically a power wtf you mean not a game mechanic
dead eye is in all red dead games
Ye
Yes
"Dead Eye Targeting is a game mechanic present in every installment of the Red Dead series, which slows down time to allow the player to get more accurate shots on enemies. After marking targets, normal time resumes and a flurry of bullets are released in quick succession"
It is in Revolver, Red Dead Redemption 1, & 2
They think it's to show how skilled the gunslingers truly are 🥀 fan theories are sooooo fuckin stupid
And Undead Nightmare if you want to include that
Technically its a add on
Well its alrdy built into rdr1 so not a add on
But it aint really a whole another game
It is obviously present in Redemption Multiplayer and Red Dead Online
I saw a comment on YouTube that said Dutch was behind the robbery that killed Eliza
these people bro
🥀
Make my brain hurt
Did he even know about her?
Likely not
Exactly
I dont know much lore tbh i dont pay attention to it
People who skip every cutscene when they can't skip the end credits
(insert Rick from TWD crying)
I dont skip every cutscene tho
Red Dead is one of the few things I do know a lot of
I wasn't talking about you dw
Revenge was the gang's downfall, and John's downfall cause they never fucking learn
I skipped end credits
I think Dutch is Arthur’s father
Please stop
Arthurs father died
You are actually making my brain hurt
Arthur literally said it himself in a cutscene in the story
he’s also Sean, Kieran, bill and all the other gangs members fathers
Unless u skipped it
You mean like a father to them?
no he’s secretly a demigod
Basically what I mean since you missed the end credits is that Dutch's revenge against the O'driscolls via robbing the train was the reason why Cornwall hired Milton and Ross, which later when John went after Micah and left his body there, that's how Ross and Fordham found John, leading up the events of Red Dead Redemption 1
Ngl
They were able to track down John since they were originally going after Micah's killer

I didnt play rdr1
“Revenge is a fool’s game”
Revenge got them all folded
If John had let it go, Ross would've found Micah anyways since he was able to track him down rather quickly and probably would've had a hard time finding John, IF he even knew he was alive
Alot of them made it out







