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You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸3,411.
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 💸2,313 for watching.
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸6,566 richer! 🐓
-dep all
Deposited 💸13,132 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 💸3,587.
-cf all
Your chicken died 
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1. vinsebecker • 💸452,772,377
2. two_beers_ • 💸337,902,586
3. undertaker5693 • 💸236,288,666
4. grt.xyz • 💸699,074
5. heiyo2 • 💸524,143
6. xyjohnny • 💸372,377
7. lephra • 💸174,072
8. lewin4138 • 💸130,570
9. sthyq • 💸79,590
10. .nikgames • 💸60,963
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 💸2,257.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,257

Value: 17

Value: 18
You clean off the tables and get paid 💸2,908
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸3,435

Value: 19

Value: 22
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸6,971

Value: 19

Value: 23
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 💸4,183
-Roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸4,485 on 0.
The ball landed on: red 23!
No Winners :(
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 💸4,028
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,411

Value: 22

Value: 6
You eat bananas for a living and get 💸2,731
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸3,522

Value: 20

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-7,044

Value: 20

Value: 21
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 💸1,777.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸1,989

Value: 19

Value: 17
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,978 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸5,956 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-with all
Withdrew 💸38,683 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸37,683 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸75,366 richer! 🐓
-dep all
Deposited 💸150,732 to your bank!
-with 5000
Withdrew 💸5,000 from your bank!
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,830 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-with 5000
Withdrew 💸5,000 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,000 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸8,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸7,500 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸22,500 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 1000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-with all
Withdrew 💸140,732 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸139,732 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸279,464 richer! 🐓
-dep all
Deposited 💸558,928 to your bank!
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 💸1,396, as it was originally their job
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸706 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸1,412 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,824 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,648 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-with 2000
Withdrew 💸2,000 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-with all
Withdrew 💸556,928 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-lb -cash
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1. primemeharamsnoxsui_38220 • 💸5,203
2. romano361 • 💸4,468
3. zaki47 • 💸4,277
4. luca280404 • 💸3,986
5. trachenmaus398 • 💸3,829
6. r3ehan • 💸3,699
7. knopex • 💸3,368
8. xleckeierx • 💸3,245
9. yoiamali • 💸3,222
10. dania9498 • 💸3,159
-rob primemeharams
You robbed 💸4,162 from primemeharamsnoxsui_38220.
-crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for 💸9,037
-slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 💸2,969 fine!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You milk a cow for 💸4,111
-crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 💸3,558.
-slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 💸2,434!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,695 to your bank!
-money
-buy c
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have 💸0 on hand.
-with all
Withdrew 💸7,349 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸6,349 richer! 🐓
-dep all
Deposited 💸12,698 to your bank!
-work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 💸3,715
-slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 💸3,648
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 30 seconds.
-dep all
Deposited 💸239 to your bank!
-crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 💸0.
-slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn 💸107
-work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 💸883 off your performance.
-bal
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸716 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 💸620!
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸856

Value: 20

Value: 26
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,712

Value: 18

Value: Blackjack
-lb -cash
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1. romano361 • 💸4,468
2. zaki47 • 💸4,277
3. luca280404 • 💸3,986
4. trachenmaus398 • 💸3,829
5. r3ehan • 💸3,699
6. knopex • 💸3,368
7. xleckeierx • 💸3,245
8. yoiamali • 💸3,222
9. dania9498 • 💸3,159
10. basti.2403 • 💸3,116
-rob romano361
You robbed 💸3,574 from romano361.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸4,058.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You host a fine wine tasting event and get 💸2,270
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,025 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,050 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 💸3,345 for your bravery and heroism.
-crime
You are fined 💸3,673 for jaywalking
-slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 💸911.
-dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
-money
-crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 💸0
-slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 💸1,254.
-work
You eat bananas for a living and get 💸1,532
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸3,745 on red.
The ball landed on: black 11!
No Winners :(
You work as crisis actor and earn 💸2,379.
-slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 💸2,442 in a baggie next to you.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,285 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for 💸8,824
-slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received 💸1,933 in donations!
-work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 💸2,593 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
-dep all
Deposited 💸13,025 to your bank!
-with all
Withdrew 💸25,962 from your bank!
-buy c
You already own a chicken.
Send it off to fight using the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 1000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 1000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 💸4,219.
-crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for 💸734.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,062 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
Nur noch scam hier
4x in Folge
einfach nur 5% chance zu sterben, wasn das
-crime
You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 💸7,780.
-slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 💸3,181.
-work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 💸3,358.
-buy ch
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸15,231 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸30,462 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 💸952. Good job.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,160

Value: 17

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Win 💸3,480

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
-buy cf
I could not find any items in the store with that name.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,800 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-cf all
You need to buy a chicken from the store first using the command buy chicken
You need to buy a chicken from the store first using the command buy chicken
buy c
You work as a professional worker and earn 💸2,258.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a help desk technician and earn 💸2,339
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,047 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸452,772,377
2. two_beers_ • 💸345,707,873
3. undertaker5693 • 💸241,029,561
4. grt.xyz • 💸699,074
5. heiyo2 • 💸524,143
6. xyjohnny • 💸372,377
7. lephra • 💸174,072
8. lewin4138 • 💸130,570
9. sthyq • 💸79,590
10. .nikgames • 💸60,963
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 💸2,365.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-3,043

Value: 23

Value: 2
-crime
You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for 💸6,384.
-slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 💸4,340
-work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 💸3,894
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 💸4,337
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸3,562 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸7,124 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-crime
You break a window in New York for 💸3,814.
-slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 💸648
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,166 to your bank!
-work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 💸944!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,490 to your bank!
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 23 seconds.
-lb -cash
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1. zaki47 • 💸4,277
2. luca280404 • 💸3,986
3. trachenmaus398 • 💸3,829
4. r3ehan • 💸3,699
5. knopex • 💸3,368
6. xleckeierx • 💸3,245
7. yoiamali • 💸3,222
8. dania9498 • 💸3,159
9. basti.2403 • 💸3,116
10. scirocc0 • 💸3,062
-rob zaki47
You were caught attempting to rob zaki47, and have been fined 💸465.
-crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 💸182.
-slut
You found an extra 💸5,830 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
-work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 💸4,893!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 💸1,290.
-slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 💸5,224 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
-crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of 💸3,197
-Bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,070

Value: 26

Value: 9
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725748090409058334> | 0.9% (bank)
-crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for 💸1,626 to some 11 year olds.
-slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 💸6,453 and maybe chlamydia.
-work
You slept in a bed and found 💸2,625 under your pillow when you woke up
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸10,233 richer! 🐓
-cf 1000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 1000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸1,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 1000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸7,233 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 200
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 200
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸200 richer! 🐓
-cf 200
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸200 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
Your chicken died 
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 200
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have 💸761 on hand.
Deposited 💸761 to your bank!
-money
-work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸4,079.
-with all
Withdrew 💸4,660 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸7,597 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 💸0 and lost all your toilet paper.
-slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 💸0 in hospital fees.
@nocturne vale talk 2 me please
You work as an egg and earn 💸4,353
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn 💸4,144
-crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 💸1,553
-work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 💸4,677
-dep all
Deposited 💸7,375 to your bank!
You sell your crab for 💸4,352, you monster
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,215 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 💸2,308
-slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 💸161 from you as compensation.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,147

Value: Soft 15

Value: 20
-crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got 💸9,054
-slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 💸2,248 for the good time.
-work
You clean off the chairs and get paid 💸3,173
-dep all
Deposited 💸15,053 to your bank!
+rank
You work as a professional sleeper and earn 💸1,517
+rank
-crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out 💸7,737 from the box of fares.
-slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 💸2,628
-work
You clean off the chairs and get paid 💸1,497
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸11,471 richer! 🐓
-dep all
Deposited 💸22,942 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You help clean a horses stable for 💸4,403
-Roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸4,607 on 0.
The ball landed on: black 13!
No Winners :(
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸4,860 for your services.
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸5,504 richer! 🐓
-dep all
Deposited 💸11,008 to your bank!
-crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 💸483 arrives in the mail the next day.
-slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 💸5,077 in order to keep quiet about it.
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 💸3,047!
-buy ch
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 💸1,974
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 💸4,245
Result: Bust 💸-2,000

Value: 23

Value: 16
You have placed a bet of 💸2,000 on even
The ball landed on red 27
No winners
You get a commission request, the payment is 💸2,442.
-work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 💸858
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,753 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 💸1,419
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 💸3,706
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸3,191 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You work as an iceberg mover and earn 💸2,418
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 💸2,145!
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,896

Value: 21

Value: 18
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 💸3,520.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸3,240 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸6,480 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn 💸5,510 from the client
-crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 💸8,118 and lost all your toilet paper.
-work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn 💸2,920
-dep all
Deposited 💸608 to your bank!
-work
A sudden gust of wind blows 💸547 in your direction.
-slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 💸4,546 for your hard work.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,769 to your bank!
-crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 💸1,615
-work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 💸2,774 from ad revenue.
-crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for 💸7,289
-slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 💸4,425.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,824 to your bank!
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 💸3,031.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,954 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
-crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 💸8,571 to clean it up.
-slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 💸3,930 on your way out of the locker room.
-work
You make a living selling weed for 💸1,827 a day
-dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
-with all
Withdrew 💸29,621 from your bank!
-dep all
Deposited 💸27,798 to your bank!
-buy c
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have 💸0 on hand.
-with all
Withdrew 💸27,798 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 💸0.
-slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 💸65 to get it out
-work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 💸3,455
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-3,797

Value: 16

Value: 20
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 💸4,265
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,265

Value: 24

Value: 10

-work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 💸1,814 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸2,607

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,214

Value: 18

Value: 19
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 💸2,588.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 💸3,716
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸3,146 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸6,292 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf half
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸5,792 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸15,276 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-bal
-with all
Withdrew 💸38,662 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 💸0 fine!
-lb -cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. atillatheboss • 💸5,166
2. zaki47 • 💸4,277
3. luca280404 • 💸3,986
4. trachenmaus398 • 💸3,829
5. r3ehan • 💸3,699
6. knopex • 💸3,368
7. xleckeierx • 💸3,245
8. yoiamali • 💸3,222
9. dania9498 • 💸3,159
10. basti.2403 • 💸3,116
-rob atillatheboss
You robbed 💸4,132 from atillatheboss.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,132

Value: 23

Value: 6
hit
-work
You work as a water slide tester and earn 💸579
-dep all
Deposited 💸615 to your bank!
-crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined 💸270.
-slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 💸1,822 in order to keep quiet about it.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,552 to your bank!
-lb -cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. zaki47 • 💸4,277
2. luca280404 • 💸3,986
3. trachenmaus398 • 💸3,829
4. r3ehan • 💸3,699
5. knopex • 💸3,368
6. xleckeierx • 💸3,245
7. yoiamali • 💸3,222
8. dania9498 • 💸3,159
9. basti.2403 • 💸3,116
10. scirocc0 • 💸3,062
-rob zaki47
You were caught attempting to rob zaki47, and have been fined 💸845.
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 💸3,143 for moving traffic cones on the road.
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,987 to your bank!
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 💸2,595.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,595 to your bank!
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 💸4,345.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,609 to your bank!
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 💸652
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸692

Value: 19

Value: 23
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,384 to your bank!
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 💸924
-dep all
Deposited 💸924 to your bank!
-slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 💸0 to get it repaired.
-crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for 💸8,575
-work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn 💸1,347
-dep all
Deposited 💸10,321 to your bank!
-with all
Withdrew 💸10,321 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸9,321 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf half
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸8,321 richer! 🐓
-cf half
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸12,481 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸2,000 richer! 🐓
-cf 2000
Your chicken died 
-dep all
Deposited 💸37,444 to your bank!
-work
You worked for the Police and earned 💸1,750
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,672 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 💸2,755
-work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 💸2,924.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,127 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 💸1,977 stashed inside one of them.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,422 to your bank!
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 💸2,010.
-slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 💸4,393 from the men.
-crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth 💸6,953
-work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 💸1,072 though.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You get a commission request, the payment is 💸2,949.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,959 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
You did a fundraiser and raised 💸4,888
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,783 to your bank!
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 💸4,741
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,741 to your bank!
You work as a professional snuggler and earn 💸1,837
+rank
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 💸4,522 for a good job.
-dep all