Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 💸3,519 for it!
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Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 💸3,519 for it!
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The ball landed on: red 9!
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4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸10,417,178
5. gamerflori • 💸2,936,789
6. grt.xyz • 💸552,316
7. heiyo2 • 💸408,746
8. xyjohnny • 💸309,657
9. 379352994388377600 • 💸178,075
10. lewin4138 • 💸152,206
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You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 💸3,756 for your work.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,281 to your bank!
+rank
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You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 💸2,078 for moving traffic cones on the road.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,458 to your bank!
+rank
-crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 💸63
-slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 💸48 for having your junk out.
-work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸657
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸809 on 6.
The ball landed on: black 26!
No Winners :(
+rank
-work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 💸2,040 for your insight into the future.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,831 to your bank!
-work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 💸1,957
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,737

Value: 16

Value: 24
-dep all
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-work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn 💸2,625
-dep all
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-work
You slept in a bed and found 💸2,851 under your pillow when you woke up
-work
You work as a starving college student, you found 💸1,827 on the ground.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,468 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-crime
You robbed a grocery store and got 💸5,477
-slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have 💸3,252
-work
You walk dogs for 💸1,031.
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸10,448 on 6.
The ball landed on: black 10!
No Winners :(
-work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 💸973!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,242 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸17,691,418
💸17,691,418
-work
You work as a pilot and earn 💸4,131
-dep all
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-work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 💸3,497
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,573 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸11,961,319
💸11,961,319
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸12,165,283
💸12,165,283
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 💸2,447
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 💸6,663.
-crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 💸7,615.
-work
You work at a lamp store and earn 💸1,510
-roulette all 25
You have placed a bet of 💸17,406 on 25.
The ball landed on: red 1!
No Winners :(
-crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for 💸5,664
-slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 💸455 in a baggie next to you.
-work
You make a living selling weed for 💸4,722 a day
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸11,713 on 6.
The ball landed on: black 35!
No Winners :(
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 💸206
-crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined 💸83 for sexual assault
-work
You find 💸1,778 randomly lying in the gutter
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,388

Value: 19

Value: 22
-bj all
Result: Win 💸7,164

Value: Blackjack

Value: 16
-roulette all 12
You have placed a bet of 💸11,940 on 12.
The ball landed on: red 30!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have 💸1,835 because we pity you.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,664 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 💸1,073.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,957 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 💸345.
-slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 💸54.
-work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found 💸2,179 from a thrown out wallet.
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸2,666 on 6.
The ball landed on: red 16!
No Winners :(
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 💸4,494 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 13 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 12 seconds.
-work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
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You eat bananas for a living and get 💸4,418
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,720 to your bank!
-work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 💸4,720!
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,567 to your bank!
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You can next collect income <t:1751151033:R>.
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View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸19,290,754
2. two_beers_ • 💸18,072,639
3. undertaker5693 • 💸12,165,283
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸10,642,474
5. gamerflori • 💸3,005,486
6. grt.xyz • 💸553,140
7. heiyo2 • 💸409,154
8. xyjohnny • 💸310,009
9. 379352994388377600 • 💸178,253
10. lewin4138 • 💸152,479
+rank
-work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 💸690!
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,596

Value: Soft 21

Value: 25
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸3,192

Value: 17

Value: 23
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,384 to your bank!
A drunk man pays you 💸1,755 to walk backwards.
-work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn 💸4,074
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,425 to your bank!
+rank
-bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-bal
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-984

Value: 14

Value: 18
-work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 💸1,099 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,184

Value: 15

Value: 17
-work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 💸4,299.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,809 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 💸4,680 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,027 to your bank!
-work
You work as a wine taster and earn 💸2,093
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸2,411
💸0
💸2,411
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,411 to your bank!
-leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸19,310,044
2. two_beers_ • 💸18,095,520
3. undertaker5693 • 💸12,188,859
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸10,655,729
5. gamerflori • 💸3,012,916
6. grt.xyz • 💸553,965
7. heiyo2 • 💸409,562
8. xyjohnny • 💸310,361
9. 379352994388377600 • 💸178,431
10. lewin4138 • 💸152,752
-work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 💸4,709 for sorting jelly beans by color.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,663 to your bank!
-work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 💸1,195
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,108 to your bank!
-crime
You pickpocket a candy person for 💸9,218
-slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 💸1,985, have fun
-work
You work as crisis actor and earn 💸4,376.
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸13,424 on 6.
The ball landed on: black 11!
No Winners :(
+rank
-work
You sell V-bucks and make 💸4,233!
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,225 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸12,194,084
💸12,194,084
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸12,402,017
💸12,402,017
-work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 💸3,534 from your gullible followers.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,704 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional worker and earn 💸1,682.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,716

Value: 19

Value: 21
-work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 💸2,448 off your new game.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,326 to your bank!
-work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 💸2,821 for doing it
-crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 💸1,292
-slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 💸656
+rank
-work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 💸3,365 for your unicorn whispering skills.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,892 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn 💸3,671
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,363 to your bank!
-work
You develop games for a living and earn 💸2,157.
-crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for 💸9,475
+rank
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸12,863 on red.
The ball landed on: red 21!
Winners:
@tawdry creek won 💸25726
-roulette all 7
You have placed a bet of 💸25,726 on 7.
The ball landed on: red 36!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 💸3,457
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,363 to your bank!
-work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 💸4,817.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,286 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 💸3,931 for helping them out.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,442 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional snail racer and win 💸3,321
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,540 to your bank!
-crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 💸2,205
-slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 💸6,891 in total.
-work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 💸1,701
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸11,250 on 6.
The ball landed on: black 29!
No Winners :(
-work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 💸1,962 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,428 to your bank!
-work
You milk a cow for 💸1,342
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,379 to your bank!
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1. vinsebecker • 💸19,310,044
2. two_beers_ • 💸18,116,764
3. undertaker5693 • 💸12,405,909
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸10,655,729
5. gamerflori • 💸3,086,926
6. grt.xyz • 💸553,965
7. heiyo2 • 💸409,562
8. xyjohnny • 💸310,361
9. 379352994388377600 • 💸178,431
10. lewin4138 • 💸152,752
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Starke Position
machst du dich über mich lustig?
Ich würde das bei dir nie aber absolut nie tun
Ist besser als 7296er zu sein
-work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 💸3,176 near one of the potatoes
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,683 to your bank!
du kriegst einen 
Ich habe nur die Wahrheit gesagt süßer.
Für die Wahrheit zu bannen ist echt nen L Take
mir doch egal 
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You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 💸1,392 for sorting jelly beans by color.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,951 to your bank!
-work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn 💸1,405.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,266 to your bank!
-rank
Ich weiß das des Dir egal isch
perfekt, dann weg mit dir
-work
You work as a janitor and earn 💸4,442
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,545 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 💸3,669.
-work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
-crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 💸9,177
-slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 💸6,477
-work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn 💸4,683
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸22,942 on 6.
The ball landed on: red 5!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸2,836
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,330 to your bank!
You cannot commit a crime for 42 seconds.
-crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for 💸1,751
-slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 💸4,501.
-work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 💸1,781
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸8,382 on 6.
The ball landed on: black 26!
No Winners :(
-work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 💸2,072 for your lack of effort.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,368 to your bank!
-work
You gave yourself 💸3,705 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.
-slut
Your pimp gives you an extra 💸2,960
-work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 💸3,891
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸7,062 on 6.
The ball landed on: red 1!
No Winners :(
-work
You develop games for a living and earn 💸4,661.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,723 to your bank!
-work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 💸4,992 for a good job.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,072 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 💸3,663
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,243 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸19,329,353
2. two_beers_ • 💸18,524,895
3. undertaker5693 • 💸12,432,796
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸10,882,754
5. gamerflori • 💸3,103,145
6. grt.xyz • 💸554,791
7. heiyo2 • 💸409,970
8. xyjohnny • 💸310,714
9. 379352994388377600 • 💸178,609
10. lewin4138 • 💸153,026
-work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 💸4,810
-Crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined 💸2,211.
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 💸601 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
-work
You work as a starving college student, you found 💸653 on the ground.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸1,037

Value: Soft 20

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,074

Value: 16

Value: 25
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,148 to your bank!
-work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 💸1,693
-bj all
Result: Win 💸2,195

Value: 18

Value: 17
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,390 to your bank!
-work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 💸1,300
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,834 to your bank!
-work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 💸4,480 from ad revenue.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,775 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸12,446,109
💸12,446,109
-work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 💸4,014
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,609 to your bank!
-crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 💸9,790
-slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 💸6,284 to fuck the girls inside.
You work as a human statue and earn 💸1,480
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸18,232
💸0
💸18,232
-dep 15232
Deposited 💸15,232 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-role
The role-info command has been denied for your role on this server.
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
Result: Dealer bust 💸3,000

Value: 20

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Win 💸9,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
+rank
-work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 💸1,641
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,442 to your bank!
+rank
You take your cat for a walk and gain 💸4,241
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,730 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸12,450,839
💸12,450,839
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸12,663,150
💸12,663,150
-crime