#🎲bot-fun
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-work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 16 seconds.
-work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 💸2,725 for your insight into the future.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,579 to your bank!
-work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 💸1,545!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,643

Value: Soft 17

Value: 18
-crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 💸13.
-slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 💸5,719.
-work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned 💸2,482 in profits
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-8,294

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
-work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 💸709. Good job!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,301

Value: 14

Value: 21
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,294,642
💸6,294,642
-crime
You hacked this server and got 💸4,171.
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 💸344
-work
You work as a professional worker and earn 💸2,933.
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸7,510

Value: 16

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-15,020

Value: 18

Value: 21
+rank
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 💸7
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 💸2,572.
-work
You work as a water slide tester and earn 💸3,785
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸6,383

Value: 15

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Win 💸12,766

Value: 19

Value: 17
-roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸25,532 on 0.
The ball landed on: black 31!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 💸981
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,735

Value: 16

Value: 20
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,294,642
💸6,294,642
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> 1.3% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,401,977
💸6,401,977
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
-slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 💸35!
-work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 💸630
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-roulette all 13
You have placed a bet of 💸758 on 13.
The ball landed on: black 35!
No Winners :(
-work
You serve the customers and receive 💸4,354
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,641 to your bank!
-crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 💸0
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 58 seconds.
-work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 💸866
-bj öl
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,709

Value: 14

Value: 20
-work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 💸1,529
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,912 to your bank!
-work
You take your dog for a walk and gain 💸4,660
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,724 to your bank!
-work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 💸2,081
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,878 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
-work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn 💸3,604
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,156 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn 💸3,124
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,023 to your bank!
-work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid 💸1,365 for your participation.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,410 to your bank!
-work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 💸4,053.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,552 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
2 - <@&725436692386939024> | 2% (bank)
-work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 💸1,674!
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,187 to your bank!
-crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 💸0.
-slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 💸3,505.
-work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 💸4,832 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
-bj all
Result: Win 💸8,432

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-16,864

Value: 15

Value: 18
-work
You work as the head of elephants and earn 💸3,954
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,595 to your bank!
-work
Just take the 💸2,300 and go...
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,381

Value: 14

Value: 17
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-with 9023
Withdrew 💸9,023 from your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸9,023
💸1,000,000
💸1,009,023
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-9,023

Value: Soft 17

Value: 18
-dep all
Deposited 💸348 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,164,222
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,023,001
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,406,618
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,358,880
5. gamerflori • 💸1,207,544
6. schmatzelbratzel • 💸1,000,000
7. grt.xyz • 💸527,978
8. heiyo2 • 💸396,786
9. xyjohnny • 💸299,255
10. lewin4138 • 💸144,142
@solemn stirrup wer von denen hat nochmal so viel minus cash?
-bal @night sedge
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-1,169,774
💸6,528,654
💸5,358,880
ah
-with 250000
Withdrew 💸250,000 from your bank!
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸250,651 on black.
black
The ball landed on: red 27!
No Winners :(
-with 750000
Withdrew 💸750,000 from your bank!
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸750,000 on black.
black
The ball landed on: red 1!
No Winners :(
warum setzt du denn deine million?
wegen Gambling hier im dc hätte ich fast mein Abschluss nd bekommen 
Weil ich mein Bock mehr hab
Seit 2 Wochen nix gewonnen
-work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 💸4,999.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,509 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,164,222
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,023,001
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,406,618
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,358,880
5. gamerflori • 💸1,213,053
6. grt.xyz • 💸527,978
7. heiyo2 • 💸396,786
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,255
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,142
10. lephra • 💸143,479
-lb -cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. kowalsky5983 • 💸3,020
2. lovesosaa0404 • 💸3,017
3. justmia._. • 💸2,960
4. wh37 • 💸2,955
5. worldbeam • 💸2,932
6. niklas01251 • 💸2,601
7. xkunaii • 💸2,577
8. phillip252 • 💸2,462
9. timoo49 • 💸2,404
10. 799348582909476875 • 💸2,335
-work
You were farming and earned 💸4,325
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,395 to your bank!
-work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 💸3,284.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,221 to your bank!
-crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined 💸755.
-slut
You post nudes on the internet for 💸3,101
-work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 💸3,420
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-8,056

Value: 22

Value: 6
-work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 💸947
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,427 to your bank!
-work
You work as a comedian and earn 💸4,917
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,532 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸1,228,628
💸1,228,628
-crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 💸1,657
-slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 💸439
-work
You sell bananas for 💸1,624
-bj all
Result: Win 💸3,280

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-6,560

Value: 16

Value: 20
+rank
-work
You work at a lamp store and earn 💸3,977
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,078 to your bank!
-work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 💸2,367 on the floor.
-bj 500
Result: Win 💸750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
-work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 💸1,917 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,475 to your bank!
-work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid 💸4,539 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,410 to your bank!
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 18

Value: 22
-bal
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 9
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 16

Value: 17
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 💸1,089.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,164,222
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,023,001
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,406,618
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,477,560
5. gamerflori • 💸1,236,513
6. grt.xyz • 💸527,978
7. heiyo2 • 💸396,786
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,255
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,142
10. lephra • 💸143,479
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-1,168,609
💸6,646,169
💸5,477,560
+rank
+rank
-work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn 💸1,171
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,638 to your bank!
-work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 💸4,324.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,309 to your bank!
You work in Greggs and earn 💸982
-crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 💸9,496
-slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 💸504.
-work
You are paid 💸3,642 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸13,224

Value: 21

Value: 22
-roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸26,448 on 0.
The ball landed on: black 10!
No Winners :(
-work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
-work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 💸3,427.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,071 to your bank!
-work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 💸4,960
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,795 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
-work
You get a commission request, the payment is 💸2,856.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,726 to your bank!
You clean the chimney and find 💸3,376.
-work
You work as a snake milker and earn 💸1,496
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,018 to your bank!
-work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 💸852 from your gullible followers.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,128 to your bank!
-lb -cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. badhase483 • 💸3,814
2. kowalsky5983 • 💸3,020
3. lovesosaa0404 • 💸3,017
4. justmia._. • 💸2,960
5. wh37 • 💸2,955
6. worldbeam • 💸2,932
7. niklas01251 • 💸2,601
8. xkunaii • 💸2,577
9. phillip252 • 💸2,462
10. timoo49 • 💸2,404
-rob badhase483
You were caught attempting to rob badhase483, and have been fined 💸18.
-bal
-work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 💸2,167, as it was originally their job
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,260

Value: 18

Value: 20
-dep all
Deposited 💸967 to your bank!
-work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn 💸1,940
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,940 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 💸1,115 for tasting different types of tea.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸1,148

Value: Soft 20

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Win 💸2,296

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,592

Value: Soft 15

Value: 19
-work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 💸3,864
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,766 to your bank!
-crime
You work for a hacking association and earn 💸1,934
-slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 💸2,405
-work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 💸3,033.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-8,187

Value: 16

Value: Blackjack
-bj
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-2,363

Value: 27

Value: 7
Wenn du so fragst dann schon mal gar nicht
-work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 💸1,454, albeit reluctantly.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,250

Value: 16

Value: 20
okay
-bal
-work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 💸1,390 as a reward.
-bj 100
Result: Dealer bust 💸100

Value: 19

Value: 24
-bj 100
Result: Dealer bust 💸100

Value: Soft 21

Value: 26
-bj 100
Result: Win 💸100

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj 100
Result: Dealer bust 💸100

Value: 17

Value: 23
-buy c
You already own a chicken.
Send it off to fight using the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 200
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your chicken died 
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf 100
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸100 richer! 🐓
-work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 💸4,074 for your vivid imagination.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,298 to your bank!
-work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 💸3,942
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,375 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 12 minutes and 43 seconds.
-work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 💸4,058.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,814 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,176,386
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,044,748
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,413,024
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,488,564
5. gamerflori • 💸1,287,015
6. grt.xyz • 💸528,778
7. heiyo2 • 💸397,182
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,597
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,407
10. lephra • 💸143,622
+rank
-work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 💸3,494.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,415 to your bank!
-work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 💸3,633
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,151 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,176,386
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,240,051
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,417,439
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,488,564
5. gamerflori • 💸1,287,015
6. grt.xyz • 💸528,778
7. heiyo2 • 💸397,182
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,597
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,407
10. lephra • 💸143,622
+rank
-work
You work as a janitor and earn 💸1,374
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,979 to your bank!
-work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 💸1,236 though.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸2,028

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,056

Value: 19

Value: 21
-crime
You robbed a grocery store and got 💸7,210
-slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 💸445
-work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 💸1,768.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-10,637

Value: 17

Value: 18
stand
-work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 💸3,124. Good job.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,850 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 💸3,711.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,463 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn 💸1,710.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,049

Value: 16

Value: 26
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,098 to your bank!
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 46 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 46 seconds.
-work
You work as a help desk technician and earn 💸1,011
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,635

Value: 18

Value: 26
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-3,270

Value: 16

Value: 17
-work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 💸2,785!
-work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 💸2,645
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,935 to your bank!
-work
You work as a human statue and earn 💸1,857
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,426 to your bank!
ho
+rank
-work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 💸4,805 for your participation.
-work
Your level got featured epic and you won 💸806
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 19

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,233

Value: 17

Value: 18
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,421,537
💸6,421,537
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,531,036
💸6,531,036
-work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 💸1,865
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,829

Value: 18

Value: 20
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 💸1,783
-work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 💸1,143.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-1,938

Value: 23

Value: 9
-crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for 💸3,042
-slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 💸2,423 and a sore ass.
-work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 💸3,831 for all your items.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-9,958

Value: 15

Value: 19
-work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 56 seconds.
-work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 💸2,290. Congrats!
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,251 to your bank!
-work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 💸3,746.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,997 to your bank!
-work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 💸1,951.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,851 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
2 - <@&725436692386939024> | 2% (bank)
-work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 💸3,127 off of donations.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,447 to your bank!
-work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 💸3,030, it must be your lucky day!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,901 to your bank!
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 💸2,716
-crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 💸237
-slut
You earned 💸2,866 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
-work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 💸3,645
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-6,867

Value: 18

Value: 19
-work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 💸688
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,272 to your bank!
-work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 💸2,295 off your performance.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,397 to your bank!
You work as a sandwich artist and earn 💸2,146
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 💸3,705
-crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined 💸170.
-slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 💸1,172
-work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 💸2,521.
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
Result: Win 💸4,264

Value: 20

Value: 17
Result: Bust 💸-8,528

Value: 24

Value: 5
-work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 💸4,976!
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,410 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,626,996
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,252,513
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,536,033
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,614,959
5. gamerflori • 💸1,307,474
6. grt.xyz • 💸528,778
7. heiyo2 • 💸397,182
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,597
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,407
10. lephra • 💸143,622
@autumn tapir gönn mal 10k
Und dann ?
-work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 💸1,009 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,114

Value: 17

Value: 20
kann ichs verspielen
Ne lass mal
-work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 💸4,013
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,701 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,628,294
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,252,513
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,536,033
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,614,959
5. gamerflori • 💸1,312,175
6. grt.xyz • 💸528,778
7. heiyo2 • 💸397,182
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,597
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,407
10. lephra • 💸143,622
+rank
.
-work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 💸4,954.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,245 to your bank!
Und geht ja eh nicht
-work
You receive a check of 💸2,334 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,933 to your bank!
-crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth 💸2,728
-slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 💸484 in a baggie next to you.
-work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 💸1,588
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
Result: Win 💸6,386

Value: 20

Value: 19
Result: Loss 💸-12,772

Value: 18

Value: 19
-work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 💸1,115 for the hard work
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,657 to your bank!
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸3,763
-work
You work as a dog food taster and earn 💸717
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,665 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
-work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 💸1,190 and given a bottle of wine.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,843 to your bank!
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-303

Value: 24

Value: 10
-lb -cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. linkin74 • 💸5,662
2. lichtle • 💸4,642
3. badhase483 • 💸3,814
4. kowalsky5983 • 💸3,020
5. lovesosaa0404 • 💸3,017
6. justmia._. • 💸2,960
7. wh37 • 💸2,955
8. worldbeam • 💸2,932
9. niklas01251 • 💸2,601
10. xkunaii • 💸2,577
-rob linkin74
You robbed 💸4,408 from linkin74.
-crime
You help an old lady cross the road, 💸656 falls out of her purse and you take it!
-slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 💸6,212 and a sore ass.
-work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 💸841 was earned.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-13,727

Value: 24

Value: 10
-work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 💸1,293.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,143

Value: Soft 17

Value: 20
-work
Your level got featured epic and you won 💸1,619
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,320 to your bank!
-work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 💸3,734.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,266 to your bank!
-crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 💸248.
-slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 💸53.
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 💸3,975 for your team winning!
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,279

Value: 21

Value: 17
Result: Win 💸12,837

Value: Blackjack

Value: 7
-roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸21,395 on 0.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 💸1,342
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,572 to your bank!
-crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 💸94
-slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 💸40 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
-work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 💸2,352 for all your items.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,513

Value: 15

Value: 21
stand
-work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 💸4,177.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,323 to your bank!
-work
You work as a beefeater and earn 💸627
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,065 to your bank!
-crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 💸2,931 arrives in the mail the next day.
-slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 💸753.
-work
You work in Greggs and earn 💸4,659
-bj all
Result: Win 💸10,773

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
-bal
-bj all
Result: Win 💸26,932

Value: Blackjack

Value: 13
-roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸44,887 on 0.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸12,641,465
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,265,661
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,547,819
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,625,494
5. gamerflori • 💸1,331,255
6. grt.xyz • 💸529,578
7. heiyo2 • 💸397,578
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,939
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,672
10. lephra • 💸143,765
-work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 💸1,838
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,042 to your bank!
-work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 💸1,428.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,411 to your bank!
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 💸4,340 for watching.
-crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 💸283.
-slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 💸233 to fuck the girls inside.
-work
You work as a comedian and earn 💸3,466
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,572

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-9,144

Value: 18

Value: 19
-work
You walk dogs for 💸4,124.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,267 to your bank!
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 38 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 37 seconds.
-work
You work as a beefeater and earn 💸1,957
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-2,620

Value: 22

Value: 2
-crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 💸303
-slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 💸2,490, and you go ahead with it.
-work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 💸4,668.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸7,675

Value: 18

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸15,350

Value: 16

Value: 24
-roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸30,700 on 0.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
+rank
+rank
-work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 💸3,218 for your efforts!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,953 to your bank!
-work
You found 💸4,467 lying on the floor in General Chat!
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,222 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-slut
You fucked up, and have been fined 💸98
-crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 💸54.
-work
You milk a cow for 💸813
You have placed a bet of 💸1,180 on 0
The ball landed on red 27
No winners
-work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 💸798
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸989

Value: 20

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,978

Value: 19

Value: 26
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸3,956

Value: Soft 19

Value: 23
-dep all
Deposited 💸7,912 to your bank!
-work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 💸831, as it was originally their job
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,485

Value: 18

Value: 19
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,559,684
💸6,559,684
-work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 💸1,797!
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,028 to your bank!
-crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 💸3,964
-slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 💸2,246!
-work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 💸1,891
-bj all
Result: Win 💸8,338

Value: 21

Value: 20
Result: Loss 💸-16,676

Value: 15

Value: 18
stand
-crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined 💸105.
-slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 💸123, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
-work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 💸937 for your vivid imagination.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,465

Value: 16

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-2,930

Value: 22

Value: 10
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 💸2,725!
-work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 💸2,857 from your gullible followers.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-3,468

Value: 22

Value: 8
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,559,684
💸6,559,684
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> 1.3% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,671,538
💸6,671,538
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 seconds.
-crime
You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for 💸8,794
-slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 💸1,220 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
-work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 💸1,319.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-9,487

Value: 15

Value: 17
-work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 8 seconds.
-crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 💸124.
-work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 💸3,286
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-3,498

Value: Soft 18

Value: 20
-work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 💸2,539 for watching.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,469 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
2 - <@&725436692386939024> | 2% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸13,103,323
💸13,103,323
-work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 💸2,197 .
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,641 to your bank!
-work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 💸4,985
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,860 to your bank!
-work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸2,381 for your services.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,751 to your bank!
-work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 💸877
+rank
-work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 💸1,050. The students loved you!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,830 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸9,275,379
💸9,275,379
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸13,103,323
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,275,379
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,675,289
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,629,834
5. gamerflori • 💸1,366,728
6. grt.xyz • 💸529,578
7. heiyo2 • 💸400,303
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,939
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,672
10. lephra • 💸143,765
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 💸4,264 for tasting different types of tea.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸13,103,323
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,275,379
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,675,289
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,756,126
5. gamerflori • 💸1,366,728
6. grt.xyz • 💸529,578
7. heiyo2 • 💸400,303
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,939
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,672
10. lephra • 💸143,765
-crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 💸233
-slut
You get 💸3,335 through donations on your cam stream.
-work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 💸2,307. Congrats!
-bj all
Result: Win 💸6,243

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-12,486

Value: 15

Value: 17
-work
A drunk man pays you 💸4,086 to walk backwards.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,535 to your bank!
-work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 💸973
-bj all
Result: Win 💸1,181

Value: 19

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,362

Value: 20

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,724

Value: 16

Value: 20
-work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 💸4,965
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,893 to your bank!
-crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 💸262
-slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 💸3,226!
-work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 💸3,682
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-7,522

Value: 22

Value: 11
-work
You walk dogs for 💸4,210.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,425 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸13,107,748
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,285,807
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,675,289
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,756,126
5. gamerflori • 💸1,366,728
6. grt.xyz • 💸529,578
7. heiyo2 • 💸400,303
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,939
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,672
10. lephra • 💸143,765
-work
You work as an engineer and earn 💸1,292
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,160 to your bank!
-crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 💸4,236
-slut
You take it up the ass for 💸3,821
-work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 💸2,806.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸11,384

Value: 20

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Win 💸22,768

Value: 19

Value: 17
-roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸45,536 on 0.
The ball landed on: black 26!
No Winners :(
-work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you 💸906 out of pity.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,119 to your bank!
-lb
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1. vinsebecker • 💸13,107,748
2. two_beers_ • 💸9,285,807
3. undertaker5693 • 💸6,675,289
4. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,756,126
5. gamerflori • 💸1,369,604
6. grt.xyz • 💸529,578
7. heiyo2 • 💸400,303
8. xyjohnny • 💸299,939
9. lewin4138 • 💸144,672
10. lephra • 💸143,765
-work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 💸3,721
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,353 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸4,899
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,892 to your bank!
-work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 💸633
Deposited 💸673 to your bank!
-work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 💸2,009 I think...
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
-crime
You rob a convenience store for 💸7,601
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-11,240

Value: 17

Value: 20
-work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸4,611 for your services.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,177 to your bank!
-work
You work as a pet food taster and earn 💸1,763.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,056 to your bank!
-crime
You are fined 💸74 for jaywalking
-slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 💸3,503!
-work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 💸3,539!
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
hit