You have placed a bet of 💸169,077 on black.
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You have placed a bet of 💸169,077 on black.
The ball landed on: red 19!
No Winners :(
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 23 seconds.
Ja jtz bin ich eh wieder armer Schlucker 
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💸503
💸0
💸503
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You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 💸1,150.
-slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 💸140 fine!
-crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for 💸2,921
You have placed a bet of 💸4,190 on 0
The ball landed on red 30
No winners
-work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 💸4,899
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,476 to your bank!
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💸0
💸1,684,224
💸1,684,224

-work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 💸1,764
-slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 💸697
-crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for 💸3,412
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸6,821

Value: 19

Value: 22
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸13,642 on 1-12.
-work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 💸1,112. The students loved you!
-slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 💸87.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 8 seconds.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸1,653 on red.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(

Bro warum erzählst du ihm das
Du denkst auch ich bin minderbemittelt und merke das nicht nach dem ich 150k verloren hab
Hahaha ðŸ˜
-work
You find 💸706 randomly lying in the gutter
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 14 seconds.
-sm all
You lost 💸1,632
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You work as an egg and earn 💸952
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,226 to your bank!
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1. realfreddy • 💸2,610
2. mrferdie • 💸2,406
3. timoo49 • 💸2,404
4. 799348582909476875 • 💸2,335
5. wh37 • 💸2,232
6. 1335366114837926040 • 💸2,228
7. achmedro • 💸1,943
8. zzerosoup • 💸1,925
9. crox77. • 💸1,846
10. phil_btw • 💸1,815
-work
You work as an egg and earn 💸2,319
-slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn 💸2,152
-crime
You rob a liquor store for 💸5,111
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸10,548 on 1-12.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
-rob realfreddy
You robbed 💸2,088 from realfreddy.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,088

Value: 17

Value: 20
-work
You bake cupcakes and receive 💸4,797
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,545 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,689,769
💸1,689,769
-work
You work as a bread scientist and earn 💸4,046
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 28 seconds.
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸4,342 on 1-12.
The ball landed on: red 16!
No Winners :(
-work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 52 seconds.
-slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 💸27 for surgery.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 seconds.
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1. mrferdie • 💸2,406
2. timoo49 • 💸2,404
3. 799348582909476875 • 💸2,335
4. wh37 • 💸2,232
5. 1335366114837926040 • 💸2,228
6. achmedro • 💸1,943
7. zzerosoup • 💸1,925
8. crox77. • 💸1,846
9. phil_btw • 💸1,815
10. fremdling • 💸1,788
-rob wh37
You were caught attempting to rob wh37, and have been fined 💸75.
-crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined 💸47
-bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-bal
-work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you 💸2,150 out of pity.
-work
You work for a private military company, earning 💸1,901
-slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 💸533.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 seconds.
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💸2,274
💸0
💸2,274
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 seconds.
-crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for 💸7,563
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸9,837 on 1-12.
The ball landed on: black 35!
No Winners :(
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 💸2,206, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
Deposited 💸2,206 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725436687853027370> 1.8% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
View the leaderboard online here.
1. intrus_dc • 💸9,414,522
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,267,324
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,111,990
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,692,007
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,104,135
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,236
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,085
8. .nikgames • 💸65,378
9. _fortniter69 • 💸21,959
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,881
-work
You develop games and earn 💸4,984.
-crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for 💸6,729
-slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 💸5,773.
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,117 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 💸4,318
-slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 💸318 for a new one.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 12 seconds.
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸4,233 on 1-12.
The ball landed on: red 34!
No Winners :(
-work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 💸4,062 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
-slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 💸1,960 in order to keep quiet about it.
-crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 💸1,559
You have placed a bet of 💸4,939 on 0
The ball landed on red 3
No winners
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 💸1,244
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 15 seconds.
-crime
You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for 💸2,421.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸6,148

Value: Blackjack

Value: 11
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸10,247 on 1-12.
The ball landed on: red 14!
No Winners :(
-work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.
-work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 24 seconds.
-work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 💸2,867
-slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 💸208 went down your toilet
-crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a 💸1,079 fine!
You have placed a bet of 💸2,192 on 0
The ball landed on red 21
No winners
-work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 💸2,537.
-crime
You have been fined 💸8,109 because you ate during work hours.
-slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 💸1,933, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
-work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 💸805 for your vivid imagination.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,788 to your bank!
-work
You work as a beefeater and earn 💸4,874
-dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
-crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 💸242
-slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have 💸2,427
-work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 💸817 for streaming it online.
-bj alll
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸4,703

Value: 18

Value: 26
You have placed a bet of 💸4,700 on 23.
-roulette all 6
You have placed a bet of 💸4,706 on 6.
The ball landed on: red 21!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 💸3,501
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,327 to your bank!
-work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸3,571
-slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 💸3,322 to your Patreon
-crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 💸1,633
You have placed a bet of 💸5,794 on 0
The ball landed on red 9
No winners
-work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 💸2,157 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,562 to your bank!
-work
You bake cupcakes and receive 💸4,470
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,670

Value: 19

Value: 18
-dep all
Deposited 💸9,340 to your bank!
-crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 💸9,846
-slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for 💸920
-work
You worked overtime for 💸931
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸12,019

Value: 17

Value: 25
You have placed a bet of 💸4,000 on 12.
-roulette 4000 2
You have placed a bet of 💸4,000 on 2.
-roulette 4000 0
You have placed a bet of 💸4,000 on 0.
-roulette 4000 18
You have placed a bet of 💸4,000 on 18.
-roulette 4000 34
You have placed a bet of 💸4,000 on 34.
The ball landed on: red 19!
No Winners :(
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸4,038
💸0
💸4,038
-roulette all 2
You have placed a bet of 💸4,038 on 2.
The ball landed on: black 17!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 💸3,045
-work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 💸3,460.
-slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 💸194 for child support before disownment.
-crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer 💸6,934 to your own account
-roulette all 5
You have placed a bet of 💸10,635 on 5.
-bal
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,426,498
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,278,931
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,114,101
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,698,798
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,109,570
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸65,443
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
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1. vinsebecker • 💸3,548
2. mrferdie • 💸2,406
3. timoo49 • 💸2,404
4. 799348582909476875 • 💸2,335
5. wh37 • 💸2,232
6. 1335366114837926040 • 💸2,228
7. achmedro • 💸1,943
8. zzerosoup • 💸1,925
9. crox77. • 💸1,846
10. phil_btw • 💸1,815
The ball landed on: black 20!
No Winners :(
-rob vinsebecker
You robbed 💸2,838 from vinsebecker.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,838

Value: 17

Value: 21
-work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 💸1,799.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,794

Value: 17

Value: 18
-work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 💸1,007 for your efforts!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,348 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,426,498
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,278,931
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,115,449
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,695,960
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,109,570
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸65,443
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,426,498
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,278,931
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,160,042
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,695,960
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,109,570
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸65,443
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 💸1,935 for doing it
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,020

Value: 16

Value: 18
-work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 💸4,161 for your struggles.
-Roulette all 9
You have placed a bet of 💸4,668 on 9.
The ball landed on: black 11!
No Winners :(
-work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 💸4,581, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
-slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 💸6,930
-crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost 💸3,264.
-roulette all 21
You have placed a bet of 💸8,396 on 21.
The ball landed on: red 18!
No Winners :(
-work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 💸4,144.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,534

Value: Soft 20

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸9,068

Value: 20

Value: 22
-crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 💸196 fine.
-slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 💸2,997
-work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 💸1,619.
-dep all
Deposited 💸18,136 to your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,311

Value: Soft 18

Value: Blackjack
stand
-work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 💸1,507.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,191 to your bank!
-work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 💸1,731 off your new game.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,034 to your bank!
-work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 💸3,996
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,806 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
+rank
-work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 💸1,592.
-slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for 💸824
-crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 💸528 when you wake up.
You have placed a bet of 💸2,580 on 0
The ball landed on red 18
No winners
-work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 💸897 for your hard work
-slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for 💸6,856
-crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 💸1,745 on getting high.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-6,191

Value: 23

Value: 6
-work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 💸2,993 .
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,662 to your bank!
-work
You help clean a horses stable for 💸987
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,549 to your bank!
-work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 💸1,050 for watching.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,971 to your bank!
-bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-bal
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💸0
💸9,652,308
💸9,652,308
-with 308
Withdrew 💸308 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-308

Value: 19

Value: 21
Withdrew 💸1,000 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 21

Value: 21
Result: Loss 💸-1,621

Value: Soft 20

Value: Blackjack
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
+rank
-work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 💸3,737 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,315 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸9,655,315
💸9,655,315
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,655,315
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,297,067
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,160,042
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,699,912
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,113,795
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸65,443
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-work
You work as a model and earn 💸1,107
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,335 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725749026145959976> | 0.7% (bank)
-work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 💸2,521.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,242 to your bank!
-work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 💸1,384
-bal
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💸1,410
💸0
💸1,410
-crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 💸1,826
-slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 💸2,756 and maybe chlamydia.
-roulette all 34
You have placed a bet of 💸5,992 on 34.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
-work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 💸2,679
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,627 to your bank!
-work
You help clean a horses stable for 💸2,851
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,227 to your bank!
-work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 💸3,007!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,134 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,658,557
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,297,067
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,170,144
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,699,912
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,113,795
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸67,245
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-work
You sell V-bucks and make 💸1,204!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,901 to your bank!
-work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 💸868 for it!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,298 to your bank!
-work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 💸3,537 for your skills in temporal navigation.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,716 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,658,557
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,297,067
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,176,945
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,699,912
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,113,795
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸67,245
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn 💸1,675
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,737 to your bank!
-work
You work for a private military company, earning 💸909
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,664 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸1,115,459
💸1,115,459
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸1,134,478
💸1,134,478
-work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 💸4,648 for your work.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,718

Value: 16

Value: Blackjack
-collectincome
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 💸4,105 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,457 to your bank!
-work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 💸3,203.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,561 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,658,557
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,338,414
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,182,243
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,699,912
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,138,935
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸67,245
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,658,557
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,338,414
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,182,243
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,699,912
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,138,935
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸67,245
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
+rank
-work
You milk a cow for 💸1,036
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,738 to your bank!
-work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 💸664 for it.
-dep all
Deposited 💸960 to your bank!
-work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 💸2,006
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,649 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,141,584
💸1,141,584
+rank
-work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
-bal
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💸61
💸2,185,941
💸2,186,002
-work
Taxes collected! You have gained 💸851
-dep all
Deposited 💸912 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸2,186,853
💸2,186,853
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,658,557
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,338,414
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,186,853
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,699,912
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,141,584
6. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
7. heiyo2 • 💸131,216
8. .nikgames • 💸67,245
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 💸2,266
You work as an egg and earn 💸4,904
Deposited 💸4,904 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725436687853027370> 1.8% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
You have placed a bet of 💸2,429 on 13-24
The ball landed on red 1
No winners
-bal
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💸991
💸2,186,853
💸2,187,844
-work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 💸1,848 😃
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,839 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸2,189,692
💸2,189,692
-work
You did a fundraiser and raised 💸4,706
-slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 💸589 for surgery.
-crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 💸1,814 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,507

Value: 17

Value: 18
Mach doch work erst nach slut und crime, dann kannst du nicht so viel minus machen @ebon shadow
-work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸2,206
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,464 to your bank!
-work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 💸881
-bj all
Result: Win 💸1,421

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,263

Value: Blackjack

Value: 6
-dep all
Deposited 💸7,105 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸2,193,156
💸2,193,156
-work
You battled and gained 💸1,718.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,527 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸2,196,683
💸2,196,683
Stimmt
-work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 💸513
-slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 💸6,257!
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 seconds.
-crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 💸2,705
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,232

Value: 22

Value: 7
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 💸2,231
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,614 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
-work
You have worked in the prison gardens for 💸4,378
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,773 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸2,204,070
💸2,204,070
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸9,658,557
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,338,414
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,204,070
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,699,912
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,148,689
6. heiyo2 • 💸141,341
7. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
8. .nikgames • 💸67,245
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸4,100.
-Slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 💸3,650
-Crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 💸2,156.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-6,471

Value: 22

Value: 5
-bj 100
Result: Loss 💸-100

Value: Soft 18

Value: 20
-work
You bought and sold items and profited 💸2,652
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,225 to your bank!
-bal
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💸371
💸2,204,070
💸2,204,441
-work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
-work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 💸2,648
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,190 to your bank!
-work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 💸3,721 from ad revenue.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,335 to your bank!
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 💸9,235
-slut
An adult video site pays you 💸1,087 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
-work
You sell V-bucks and make 💸2,956!
-roulette all 13
You have placed a bet of 💸13,755 on 13.
The ball landed on: red 27!
No Winners :(
-work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 💸532
-bj all
Result: Win 💸1,403

Value: 21

Value: 17
-bj half
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,403

Value: 18

Value: 25
-work
You eat bananas for a living and get 💸3,457
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,772 to your bank!
-bal
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💸4,209
💸1,151,914
💸1,156,123
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,209 to your bank!
-work
You drive women to the store for 💸1,795
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,815 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,701,727
💸1,701,727
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
2 - <@&725436692386939024> | 2% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸1,763,533
💸1,763,533
-with 3533
Withdrew 💸3,533 from your bank!
-bal
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💸3,533
💸1,760,000
💸1,763,533
-with 3533
Withdrew 💸3,533 from your bank!
-dep 3533
Deposited 💸3,533 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸3,533
💸1,760,000
💸1,763,533
-bj all
Result: Win 💸3,533

Value: 18

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Win 💸7,066

Value: Soft 20

Value: 17
-dep all
Deposited 💸14,132 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,774,132
💸1,774,132
-work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn 💸4,693
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,998 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 💸4,558
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,816 to your bank!
-work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 💸1,800 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
-crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 💸596
-slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 💸3,566 to fuck the girls inside.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-5,102

Value: 22

Value: 8
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 💸2,114
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,539 to your bank!
-work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 💸2,078.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,807 to your bank!
-work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn 💸4,951
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,046 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 💸1,603
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,885 to your bank!
-work
You develop games and earn 💸556.
-bal
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💸728
💸1,774,132
💸1,774,860
-with 4132
Withdrew 💸4,132 from your bank!
-bal
-work
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💸4,860
💸1,770,000
💸1,774,860
You repair the arcade machines and receive 💸1,578
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,860

Value: 23

Value: 9
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,111 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸2,232,105
💸2,232,105
-slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 💸105
-crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost 💸107
You work as a taxi driver and earn 💸2,096
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,759

Value: 20

Value: 25
-bj all
Result: Win 💸5,518

Value: 20

Value: 17
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸11,036 on 1-12.
You cannot work for 4 minutes.
The ball landed on: black 20!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn 💸3,498
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,215 to your bank!
-work
You work as a snake milker and earn 💸1,098
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 18

Value: 18
-work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸2,223 for your services.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,482 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 💸2,327
-crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for 💸575
-slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 💸297!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸3,295
💸0
💸3,295
-bj 500
Result: Bust 💸-500

Value: 22

Value: 4
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: Soft 16

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,795

Value: 19

Value: 26
-bj 500
Result: Loss 💸-500

Value: 16

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
-bj 500
Result: Win 💸750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 13
-bj 500
Result: Loss 💸-500

Value: 17

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 18
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸5,840
💸0
💸5,840
-bj 500
Result: Loss 💸-500

Value: 16

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 22

Value: 6
-bj 2000
Result: Win 💸2,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 20

Value: 25
-bj 500
Result: Win 💸750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 20

Value: 24
Result: Loss 💸-8,090

Value: 16

Value: 20
ggs
-work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 💸1,490
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,887 to your bank!
-work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you 💸2,632 after the pizzeria closes down.
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸3,606
💸1,770,000
💸1,773,606
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-3,606

Value: 18

Value: 19
-crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 💸213 fine.
-slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn 💸3,341
-work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 💸4,679, it must be your lucky day!
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-8,401

Value: 24

Value: 8
-work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn 💸2,404
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-3,048

Value: 18

Value: 20
-work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 💸1,241 for your skills in temporal navigation.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,100 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸2,243,789
💸2,243,789
-work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 💸4,446
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,786 to your bank!
You work as a high school student with no life. Have 💸4,911 because we pity you.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,911

Value: 24

Value: 10
-work
You battled and gained 💸4,403.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,320 to your bank!
-work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 💸3,882.
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,639 to your bank!
-work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn 💸2,460
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,209 to your bank!
-work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 💸4,554
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸5,329
💸1,770,000
💸1,775,329
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-5,329

Value: 24

Value: 6
-work
You work as a human statue and earn 💸2,180
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,373 to your bank!
-work
You went to work and gained 💸4,606
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,710 to your bank!
-work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 💸2,548 for streaming it online.
-slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 💸5,220.
-crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 💸1,225.
You have placed a bet of 💸7,532 on 0
The ball landed on red 25
No winners
-work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 💸4,938
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸5,285

Value: 18

Value: 26
-dep 7777
Deposited 💸7,777 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸2,793
💸1,777,777
💸1,780,570
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,793

Value: 18

Value: 22
-work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 💸2,058 for it!
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,374 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
-work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 💸4,202
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,819 to your bank!
-work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 💸2,383
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,780 to your bank!
-work
-work
You develop games for a living and earn 💸4,771.
You work as an eel ecologist and earn 💸1,807
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,886 to your bank!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,961 to your bank!
-crime
You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making 💸1,705 before being caught
-slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 💸6,710 in return!
-work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 💸4,727.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸14,033

Value: 17

Value: 23
You have placed a bet of 💸5,000 on 2.
-roulette 5000 6
You have placed a bet of 💸5,000 on 6.
-roulette 5000 14
You have placed a bet of 💸5,000 on 14.
-roulette 5000 19
You have placed a bet of 💸5,000 on 19.
-roulette 5000 23
You have placed a bet of 💸5,000 on 23.
-roulette 5000 29
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸3,066 in cash.
-roulette all 29
You have placed a bet of 💸3,066 on 29.
The ball landed on: black 29!
Winners:
@solemn stirrup won 💸110376
-roulette all 13-24
You have placed a bet of 💸110,376 on 13-24.
The ball landed on: black 10!
No Winners :(
-work
You got featured and won 💸3,749
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,853 to your bank!
-work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 💸2,853 for watching.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,268 to your bank!
-work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 💸4,193
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,926 to your bank!
-work
You work for a private military company, earning 💸1,858
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,586 to your bank!
-work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 💸3,984
-work
You work as crisis actor and earn 💸870.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,578 to your bank!
-work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 💸4,312
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,911 to your bank!
-work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 💸1,496, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj half
Result: Dealer bust 💸863

Value: 18

Value: 22
-bj half
Result: Loss 💸-1,295

Value: 18

Value: 20
-bj half
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
-bj half
Result: Loss 💸-647

Value: 18

Value: 19
-bj half
Result: Win 💸486

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
-bj half
Result: Dealer bust 💸567

Value: 17

Value: 24
-bj half
Result: Win 💸850

Value: 19

Value: 17
-bj half
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,275

Value: 20

Value: 22
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸3,826
💸1,175,381
💸1,179,207
-bj half
Result: Loss 💸-1,913

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
-bj half
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
-bj half
Result: Win 💸956

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj half
Result: Win 💸1,434

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸4,694
💸1,175,381
💸1,180,075
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,694 to your bank!
-crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 💸3,740.
-slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for 💸970!
-work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 💸3,768, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-8,679

Value: 16

Value: 17
stand
-work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 💸1,970, it must be your lucky day!
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,608 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. intrus_dc • 💸9,676,550
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸2,339,166
3. two_beers_ • 💸2,282,589
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,787,956
5. undertaker5693 • 💸1,180,075
6. heiyo2 • 💸141,341
7. lewin4138 • 💸132,489
8. .nikgames • 💸67,245
9. 851033617529569321 • 💸21,980
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,898
-work