#🎲bot-fun
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You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 💸1,701!
-Roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸2,405 on black.
+rank
The ball landed on: red 36!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a street performer and earn 💸3,792
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,782 to your bank!
-work
A drunk man pays you 💸940 to walk backwards.
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 💸2,346 for a good job.
You have placed a bet of 💸2,346 on 18
The ball landed on black 28
No winners
-work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 💸2,105
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,302 to your bank!
-work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 💸3,143
-work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 💸2,423.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,895 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1743634089:R>.
-work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 18 seconds.
-work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 💸1,357 for sorting jelly beans by color.
-work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
💸1,778 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 💸7,582.
-slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 💸3,616 for violating the stay-at-home order.
-work
You sell V-bucks and make 💸4,377!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸23,473
💸900,900
💸924,373
-dep all
Deposited 💸23,473 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,331,365
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,789,171
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,375,991
4. vinsebecker • 💸924,373
5. lewin4138 • 💸212,479
6. undertaker5693 • 💸199,617
7. .nikgames • 💸40,829
8. heiyo2 • 💸20,497
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,728
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,599
-crime
A woman gave you 💸4,092, for killing her husband!
-slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 💸389 to resolve your burnt skin.
-work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 💸1,446 for your dedication to laziness.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,923

Value: 15

Value: 18
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 💸1,109 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
-work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 💸4,033 for streaming it online.
-work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 💸3,040 from your gullible followers.
-dep all
Deposited 💸8,063 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸932,436
💸932,436
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1743634589:R>.
-crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 💸364
-slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 💸69.
-work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 💸1,825
-work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 💸4,479 from ad revenue.
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,699 to your bank!
-work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 💸1,256 for a good job.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,040 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸1,382,917
💸1,382,917
You work as a help desk technician and earn 💸1,279
-crime
You steal 💸4,016 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
-slut
You earned 💸6,772 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
-work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 💸3,488.
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸17,166
💸0
💸17,166
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸17,166

Value: 14

Value: 23
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸34,332 on black.
The ball landed on: black 4!
Winners:
@solemn stirrup won 💸68664
-roulette all 13-24
You have placed a bet of 💸68,664 on 13-24.
The ball landed on: red 14!
Winners:
@solemn stirrup won 💸205992
-dep all
Deposited 💸206,343 to your bank!
View the leaderboard online here.
1. intrus_dc • 💸6,331,365
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,790,450
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,382,917
4. vinsebecker • 💸932,436
5. lewin4138 • 💸212,479
6. silbertrix • 💸206,343
7. undertaker5693 • 💸199,617
8. .nikgames • 💸40,829
9. heiyo2 • 💸21,606
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,728
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸209,644
💸209,644
-work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 💸1,632
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,244 to your bank!
You got cloned for science. You earned 💸2,585
Deposited 💸3,294 to your bank!
-work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 💸3,422!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,572 to your bank!
-work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 💸3,702.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,576 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸1,387,493
💸1,387,493
-work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn 💸1,426
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,512 to your bank!
You work as crisis actor and earn 💸2,374.
Your hacker friend wires you 💸5,298. Good payroll today gamers.
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1. quyru • 💸7,592
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸5,450
3. pllp • 💸5,000
4. maarc • 💸4,811
5. luca07686 • 💸4,498
6. rashyhyhyh • 💸3,848
7. majoo. • 💸3,497
8. grt.xyz • 💸2,983
9. realfreddy • 💸2,610
10. timoo49 • 💸2,404
-rob sry4nothing
You were caught attempting to rob sry4nothing, and have been fined 💸11,371.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725436687853027370> 1.8% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 💸3,370 off of donations.
-work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 💸1,799 as a reward.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,645 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
2 - <@&725436692386939024> | 2% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸969,042
💸969,042
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,335,121
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,790,450
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,387,493
4. vinsebecker • 💸969,042
5. lewin4138 • 💸212,479
6. silbertrix • 💸209,644
7. undertaker5693 • 💸205,774
8. .nikgames • 💸40,829
9. heiyo2 • 💸23,520
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,728
-work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 💸903 for it!
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,395 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸210,700
💸210,700
-work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 💸1,235 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
-work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 22 seconds.
-work
You walk dogs for 💸4,710.
-work
You work at a lamp store and earn 💸3,600
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,575 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,335,121
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,790,450
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,392,068
4. vinsebecker • 💸976,115
5. lewin4138 • 💸212,479
6. undertaker5693 • 💸210,700
7. silbertrix • 💸209,644
8. .nikgames • 💸40,829
9. heiyo2 • 💸23,520
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,728
-work
You work as a janitor and earn 💸3,281
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,669 to your bank!
You gave yourself 💸1,973 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
-work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 💸3,764
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,941 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸6,485,240
💸6,485,240
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,485,240
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,790,450
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,392,068
4. vinsebecker • 💸976,115
5. undertaker5693 • 💸214,369
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,479
7. silbertrix • 💸209,644
8. .nikgames • 💸40,829
9. heiyo2 • 💸25,493
10. reezy_hyype • 💸17,728
-work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 💸1,256
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,023 to your bank!
-work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 💸1,096
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 💸3,267
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,232 to your bank!
-work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 💸4,172
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,315 to your bank!
-work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 💸3,888
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,140 to your bank!
-work
You work as a janitor and earn 💸986
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,149 to your bank!
-work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 💸4,644.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,277 to your bank!
-work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid 💸3,464 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,380 to your bank!
-work
You are paid 💸1,817 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,345 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 41 seconds.
-work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 💸2,458 and given a bottle of wine.
-rang
-work
You were farming and earned 💸2,357
-work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 💸879
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸1,510
💸0
💸1,510
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 💸66!
-crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you 💸1,137 in sheer terror.
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-roulette
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸2,994 on black.
The ball landed on: red 34!
No Winners :(
-work
You cannot work for 12 minutes and 36 seconds.
-work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸1,233
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,958 to your bank!
-work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 💸3,714 for your insight into the future.
-work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.
-work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 💸1,919 off your performance.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,050 to your bank!
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 💸4,253
-work
You sweep the floor and get paid 💸4,461
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,952 to your bank!
-work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 💸1,325
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,349 to your bank!
-work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 💸1,490 for helping them out.
You work as an elephant dresser and earn 💸2,296
-work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 💸2,737.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,602

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-7,670

Value: 14

Value: 20
-work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 💸2,578 for your therapeutic skills.
-dep all
Deposited 💸23,185 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸992,227
💸992,227
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 💸4,603
-dep all
Deposited 💸12,349 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 💸3,698!
-bj all
Result: Win 💸6,412

Value: Blackjack

Value: 10
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸10,687

Value: 20

Value: 22
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸21,374 on red.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a pilot and earn 💸987
-with 50000
Withdrew 💸50,000 from your bank!
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸50,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 31!
No Winners :(
-with all
Withdrew 💸159,644 from your bank!
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸159,644 on red.
The ball landed on: black 29!
No Winners :(
-crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 💸6,140
-slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 💸6,711 for your solid work.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸13,234 on red.
The ball landed on: red 18!
Winners:
@solemn stirrup won 💸26468
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-26,468

Value: 17

Value: Blackjack
-work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
-work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 💸4,169 for your vivid imagination.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,612 to your bank!
-work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 💸585 on the floor.
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸2,803
💸993,219
💸996,022
-work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 💸3,657 for it!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,867 to your bank!
-work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 💸602.
-work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 💸1,840
-slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 💸1,043... yikes
-crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 💸1,245
Result: Win 💸2,908

Value: 20

Value: 18
Result: Dealer bust 💸5,816

Value: 18

Value: 25
Result: Dealer bust 💸11,632

Value: Soft 19

Value: 26
Result: Loss 💸-23,264

Value: 18

Value: 19
+rank
-work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 💸2,876
-crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his 💸953 for safe keeping.
-slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 💸801 to fuck the girls inside.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-5,310

Value: 22

Value: 5
-bal
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-bal
-with all
Withdrew 💸8,485 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸8,485

Value: 18

Value: 26
-dep all
Deposited 💸16,970 to your bank!
-work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 💸3,838
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,426 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. intrus_dc • 💸6,506,993
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,832,008
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,408,847
4. vinsebecker • 💸997,023
5. undertaker5693 • 💸236,046
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,725
7. .nikgames • 💸40,869
8. heiyo2 • 💸29,789
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,745
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,616
-work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid 💸4,987 for your participation.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,358 to your bank!
-crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 💸54.
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 💸2,373!
-slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 💸6,023
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-8,834

Value: 18

Value: Blackjack
-work
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
+rank
-work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 💸2,997!
-crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 💸708 fine!
-slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 💸186
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
You have placed a bet of 💸2,480 on 0
The ball landed on red 9
No winners
-work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 💸2,092 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,800 to your bank!
-work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 💸1,718 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,710 to your bank!
-work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 💸1,493 for your efforts!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸5,748
💸993,219
💸998,967
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸5,748

Value: 19

Value: 23
-dep all
Deposited 💸11,496 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸1,004,715
💸1,004,715
-with 4715
Withdrew 💸4,715 from your bank!
-bal
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💸4,715
💸1,000,000
💸1,004,715
-work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 💸4,898 from your peers.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,733 to your bank!
-work
You work as a water slide tester and earn 💸1,958
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,113 to your bank!
-bal
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💸968
💸0
💸968
-crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 💸125
-slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 💸109
-work
You work for a private military company, earning 💸659
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-1,393

Value: 26

Value: 6
-work
You dig around in your yard and gain 💸1,889
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,721 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸247,925
💸247,925
Bin jetzt in etwa wieder da, wo ich vor dem Rob war @bronze oasis @ebon shadow
-work
You work at a lamp store and earn 💸622
-dep all
Deposited 💸662 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 💸4,643
-slut
You earn 💸4,359 for giving some succ (the good kind)
-crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for 💸7,873
-bj all
Result: Win 💸17,115

Value: 21

Value: 20
-bj 5000
Result: Win 💸7,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸41,730

Value: 17

Value: 26
-work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get 💸1,064
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,758 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸83,460
💸0
💸83,460
-bj 1000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-83,460

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
-lb -cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. quyru • 💸7,592
2. pllp • 💸5,000
3. maarc • 💸4,811
4. vinsebecker • 💸4,715
5. luca07686 • 💸4,498
6. rashyhyhyh • 💸3,848
7. majoo. • 💸3,497
8. grt.xyz • 💸2,983
9. realfreddy • 💸2,610
10. timoo49 • 💸2,404
-slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 💸3,859 in total.
-crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 💸1,192.
-work
You get a commission request, the payment is 💸4,830.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸12,336

Value: Blackjack

Value: 17
-roulette all 15
You have placed a bet of 💸20,560 on 15.
The ball landed on: black 2!
No Winners :(
You develop games and earn 💸3,747.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 37 seconds.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 35 seconds.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-3,875

Value: 23

Value: 10
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 💸2,782.
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 💸3,536.
View the leaderboard online here.
1. quyru • 💸7,592
2. pllp • 💸5,000
3. maarc • 💸4,811
4. vinsebecker • 💸4,715
5. luca07686 • 💸4,498
6. rashyhyhyh • 💸3,848
7. majoo. • 💸3,497
8. grt.xyz • 💸2,983
9. realfreddy • 💸2,610
10. timoo49 • 💸2,404
-rob vinsebecker
You were caught attempting to rob vinsebecker, and have been fined 💸15,384.
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 💸2,412
-dep all
Deposited 💸8,062 to your bank!
-lb cash
Invalid [-cash | -bank | -total] argument given.
Usage:
leaderboard [page] [-cash | -bank | -total]
View the leaderboard online here.
11. hex_adawong13th_88861 • 💸2,228
12. achmedro • 💸1,943
13. zzerosoup • 💸1,925
14. crox77. • 💸1,846
15. phil_btw • 💸1,815
16. fremdling • 💸1,788
17. berserkerzeus • 💸1,667
18. hallospreu • 💸1,614
19. w33dslasher • 💸1,465
20. kingbaba • 💸1,422
-work
You work as the head of elephants and earn 💸2,791
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,138 to your bank!
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1. quyru • 💸7,592
2. pllp • 💸5,000
3. maarc • 💸4,811
4. luca07686 • 💸4,498
5. rashyhyhyh • 💸3,848
6. majoo. • 💸3,497
7. grt.xyz • 💸2,983
8. realfreddy • 💸2,610
9. timoo49 • 💸2,404
10. 799348582909476875 • 💸2,335
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,512,244
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,834,718
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,415,242
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,008,062
5. undertaker5693 • 💸249,683
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,725
7. .nikgames • 💸40,869
8. heiyo2 • 💸21,246
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,745
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,616
-work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 💸4,115 worth of scrap.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,826 to your bank!
-work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 💸2,589
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,445 to your bank!
-work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 💸4,618 for a good job.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,784 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,424,852
💸1,424,852
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 💸1,794
You rob a convenience store for 💸4,426
-work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
-work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found 💸2,818 from a thrown out wallet.
You work hard all day and your boss pays you 💸1,507 after the pizzeria closes down.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,921 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 💸1,263
-crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal 💸8,136 from his dead, bloated corpse.
-slut
You take it up the ass for 💸3,741
-work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 💸3,497
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸15,871

Value: 14

Value: 25
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸31,742

Value: 18

Value: 24
-roulette all 13-24
You have placed a bet of 💸63,484 on 13-24.
The ball landed on: red 27!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a smarties expert and earn 💸894
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,509 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn 💸1,357
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,923 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸1,009,985
💸1,009,985
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
2 - <@&725436692386939024> | 2% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸1,046,666
💸1,046,666
-work
You work as a human statue and earn 💸4,302
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,152 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,051,818
💸1,051,818
-with 1818
Withdrew 💸1,818 from your bank!
-bal
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💸1,818
💸1,050,000
💸1,051,818
-crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 💸3,714
-slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have 💸471
-work
You get a commission request, the payment is 💸4,959.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸9,736

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-19,472

Value: 22

Value: 3
-work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
You work as a professional snail racer and win 💸906
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 💸12,199.
-slut
You work at the strip club and earn 💸2,326.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725436687853027370> 1.8% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
@hollow dirge gutes minus
Schulden sind Anlagen für die Zukunft
Dein armes konto
-work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 💸903 anyway.
You work as a Penguinologist and earn 💸4,641
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 💸3,274 for your work.
-crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 💸5,743
-slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 💸2,827 from the men.
-work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 💸3,022 from your peers.
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸12,173 on black.
The ball landed on: red 21!
No Winners :(
-work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 💸1,681.
-Roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸2,066 on black.
The ball landed on: red 14!
No Winners :(
-Roulette all black
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 💸1,800.
-work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 💸3,179.
-work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 💸3,447!
-dep all
Deposited 💸8,678 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸267,315
💸267,315
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 💸2,973 for doing his job.
-work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 💸3,739 on the floor.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,533 to your bank!
-work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸1,800 for your services.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,769 to your bank!
-work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 💸2,958 stashed inside one of them.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,826 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,515,013
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,870,961
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,433,211
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,055,849
5. undertaker5693 • 💸267,315
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,725
7. .nikgames • 💸40,869
8. heiyo2 • 💸32,058
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,745
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,616
-crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you 💸5,203
-slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 💸492.
-work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 💸3,892
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸9,978 on red.
The ball landed on: red 18!
Winners:
@solemn stirrup won 💸19956
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸19,956 on red.
The ball landed on: red 12!
Winners:
@solemn stirrup won 💸39912
-roulette all 25-36
You have placed a bet of 💸39,912 on 25-36.
The ball landed on: red 18!
No Winners :(
+rank
-work
You went to work and gained 💸3,100
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,758 to your bank!
-work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 💸1,208 I think...
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,677 to your bank!
-work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 💸3,945
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,426 to your bank!
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 💸3,627
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make 💸4,097!
-work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 💸2,280 stashed inside one of them.
-work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 💸726
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,225 to your bank!
-work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 💸2,352
-work
You work as a bed warmer and earn 💸1,156
-crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 💸1,847
-slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 💸318 from you.
-work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 💸988.
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸2,543
💸0
💸2,543
-roulette all 13
You have placed a bet of 💸2,543 on 13.
The ball landed on: black 35!
No Winners :(
-work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 💸942
You have placed a bet of 💸1,860 on 25-36
The ball landed on red 21
No winners
-bal
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💸0
💸271,073
💸271,073
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
You get paid 💸2,039 for crossdressing
-work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 💸3,080 for your work.
-roulette all 19
You have placed a bet of 💸6,038 on 19.
The ball landed on: black 31!
No Winners :(
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 💸1,817.
-work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 14 seconds.
-work
You work as a head receiver and earn 💸4,609
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 💸1,339
-work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 💸2,949
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,748 to your bank!
-work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 💸4,844
!stats
+rank
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 💸2,879
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,690 to your bank!
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,521,663
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,874,388
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,437,637
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,068,278
5. undertaker5693 • 💸276,086
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,725
7. heiyo2 • 💸42,938
8. .nikgames • 💸40,869
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,745
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,616
-work
You dig around in your yard and gain 💸1,158
-slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 💸176 and a sore ass.
-crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 💸410.
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725749026145959976> | 0.7% (bank)
-bal
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,521,663
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,874,388
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,437,637
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,068,278
5. undertaker5693 • 💸276,086
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,725
7. heiyo2 • 💸42,938
8. .nikgames • 💸40,869
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,745
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,616
You have placed a bet of 💸100 on red
The ball landed on black 22
No winners
You have placed a bet of 💸200 on red
The ball landed on red 7
Winners:
@civic linden won 💸400
-work
You work as a pilot and earn 💸3,484
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 💸898 for sorting jelly beans by color.
-work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 💸564 😃
-work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 💸951
-dep all
Deposited 💸7,570 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸278,643
💸278,643
-work
You work as an engineer and earn 💸597
-work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 💸1,452.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,911 to your bank!
You have worked in the prison gardens for 💸923
-work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 💸2,750 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
Deposited 💸2,972 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 💸580 for moving traffic cones on the road.
-dep all
Deposited 💸872 to your bank!
-work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 💸4,440 from ad revenue.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,186 to your bank!
-work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 💸4,720.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,830 to your bank!
You work as an engineer and earn 💸3,668
Deposited 💸3,491 to your bank!
-work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸4,647 for your services.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,251 to your bank!
-work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 💸1,314! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
Deposited 💸2,098 to your bank!
-work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 💸951. Congrats!
-dep all
Deposited 💸992 to your bank!
-work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 💸4,176.
-work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 💸2,862 for helping them out.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,136 to your bank!
-work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 💸4,399.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,690 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,455,193
💸1,455,193
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,530,282
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,879,398
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,455,193
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,079,139
5. undertaker5693 • 💸289,511
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,971
7. heiyo2 • 💸48,471
8. .nikgames • 💸40,909
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,762
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,633
-work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn 💸4,882.
-work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 💸1,901 off your new game.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,606 to your bank!
-work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 💸3,838
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,987 to your bank!
-work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 💸1,471
-bal
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💸35,220
💸1,051,050
💸1,086,270
-dep all
Deposited 💸35,220 to your bank!
-work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 💸3,400
-slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 💸1,224
-crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make 💸5,883
-roulette all 21
You have placed a bet of 💸10,931 on 21.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
-lb -cash
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1. quyru • 💸7,592
2. pllp • 💸5,000
3. maarc • 💸4,811
4. luca07686 • 💸4,498
5. rashyhyhyh • 💸3,848
6. majoo. • 💸3,497
7. grt.xyz • 💸2,983
8. realfreddy • 💸2,610
9. timoo49 • 💸2,404
10. 799348582909476875 • 💸2,335
-rob quyru
You robbed 💸6,073 from quyru.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸10,360

Value: Blackjack

Value: 8
-roulette all 1-12
You have placed a bet of 💸17,267 on 1-12.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn 💸917.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 40 seconds.
-work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 💸2,206 to help fund the project!
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,964 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸6,683,901
💸6,683,901
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,683,901
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,879,398
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,457,799
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,086,270
5. undertaker5693 • 💸293,498
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,971
7. heiyo2 • 💸48,471
8. .nikgames • 💸40,909
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,762
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,633
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 💸3,451 for your unicorn whispering skills.
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home 💸4,783
Deposited 💸8,234 to your bank!
-crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for 💸7,310
-slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 💸6,777 after.
-work
You clean off the tables and get paid 💸1,577
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 

-work
You suggest something good and get rewarded 💸975
-crime
You help an old lady cross the road, 💸8,271 falls out of her purse and you take it!
-slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 💸251
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-9,996

Value: 24

Value: 7
-work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 💸1,651 for your team winning!
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,539 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,460,338
💸1,460,338
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 💸2,021, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,979 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 💸2,722.
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 💸6,597.
Deposited 💸9,319 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
-lb
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1. intrus_dc • 💸6,683,901
2. _sry4nothing_ • 💸1,879,398
3. two_beers_ • 💸1,491,586
4. vinsebecker • 💸1,086,270
5. undertaker5693 • 💸301,531
6. lewin4138 • 💸212,971
7. heiyo2 • 💸66,024
8. .nikgames • 💸40,909
9. reezy_hyype • 💸17,762
10. triple_m2698 • 💸17,633
-work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 💸1,138
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,603 to your bank!
-work
You slept in a bed and found 💸4,325 under your pillow when you woke up
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,481 to your bank!
-work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 💸523!
-dep all
Deposited 💸840 to your bank!
-slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 💸112 from you.
-crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 💸243
-work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 💸3,687
Result: Bust 💸-4,084

Value: 22

Value: 16
-work
You clean off the counters and get paid 💸1,592
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,500 to your bank!
-work
Taxes collected! You have gained 💸1,849
-work
You work as a starving college student, you found 💸1,964 on the ground.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,692 to your bank!
-work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 💸1,390
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,107 to your bank!
-work
You clean off the chairs and get paid 💸627
-dep all
Deposited 💸705 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 💸1,154 for your lack of effort.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,144 to your bank!
-bal
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💸0
💸1,500,765
💸1,500,765
-work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 💸2,106 for your hard work
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,231 to your bank!
-work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 💸2,477
Deposited 💸2,999 to your bank!
-work
You are paid 💸2,234 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,889 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 💸2,692. Good job!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,202 to your bank!
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 💸4,244.
Deposited 💸4,244 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725436687853027370> 1.8% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> 2% (bank)
-work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 💸4,743.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,591 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
-work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 💸2,838.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,066 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸1,093,443
💸1,093,443
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
2 - <@&725436692386939024> | 2% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸1,133,156
💸1,133,156
-work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 💸1,853 and given a bottle of wine.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,773 to your bank!
-work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 💸2,979 for all your items.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,231 to your bank!
-work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 💸4,001.
-dep all
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