After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 💸2,335 and a real sore hangover.
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After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 💸2,335 and a real sore hangover.
-bal
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 💸3,599 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
+rank
You have worked in the prison gardens for 💸2,392
-crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 💸32.
-slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in 💸5,080
-work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 💸4,006
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 💸1,080 off of donations.
-dep all
Deposited 💸10,969 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740955622:R>.
-work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn 💸4,241
-crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing 💸3,801 from unsuspecting investors.
-slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 💸1,843!
-bal
-work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 💸731 for it.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,163 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740955467:R>.
+rank
-work
You work as a head receiver and earn 💸4,342
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,247 to your bank!
-WORK
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 💸4,264
-crime
The Russian government pays you 💸9,636 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
-slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 💸5,368 and a real sore hangover.
-bal
-roulette 30000 red
You have placed a bet of 💸30,000 on red.
The ball landed on: red 9!
Winners:
@crude hearth won 💸60000
-bal
-work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸4,748
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,582 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
-work
You got cloned for science. You earned 💸4,513
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,871 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,619,891,268,561
2. majoo. • 💸18,201,864,074,654
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,830,993,324
4. crxlooser • 💸4,342,813,729
5. wnyc • 💸3,242,018,627
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,836,087,099
7. two_beers_ • 💸749,464,829
8. intrus_dc • 💸53,244,508
9. jeans00 • 💸47,623,050
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,791,753
-crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for 💸0.
-slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 💸2,125 to your Patreon!
-work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 💸1,383
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as an engineer and earn 💸4,396
-dep all
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,619,891,268,561
2. majoo. • 💸18,201,864,074,654
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,830,993,324
4. crxlooser • 💸4,342,813,729
5. wnyc • 💸3,242,018,627
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,836,087,099
7. two_beers_ • 💸749,464,829
8. intrus_dc • 💸53,249,617
9. jeans00 • 💸47,623,050
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,791,753
-dep all
Deposited 💸634 to your bank!
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 💸6,363 from their pockets.
Deposited 💸5,000 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 💸1,140 for tasting different types of tea.
-slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 💸1,848
Deposited 💸655 to your bank!
Withdrew 💸16,639 from your bank!
Result: Win 💸5,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
Deposited 💸22,272 to your bank!
Withdrew 💸22,272 from your bank!
Result: Bust 💸-10,000

Value: 25

Value: 16
Result: Bust 💸-10,000

Value: 22

Value: 13
Result: Bust 💸-2,000

Value: 24

Value: 20
You have placed a bet of 💸272 on red
The ball landed on red 34
Winners:
@cinder lion won 💸544
You have placed a bet of 💸544 on 13-24
The ball landed on red 34
No winners
-work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 💸4,624 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,832 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸749,470,429
💸749,470,429
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸765,269,265
💸765,269,265
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,619,891,268,561
2. majoo. • 💸18,201,864,074,654
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,830,993,324
4. crxlooser • 💸4,342,813,729
5. wnyc • 💸3,242,018,627
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,836,087,099
7. two_beers_ • 💸765,269,265
8. intrus_dc • 💸53,249,617
9. jeans00 • 💸47,623,050
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,791,753
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 💸1,461.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,031 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
You work as a circus clown and earn 💸3,007.
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 💸3,589, albeit reluctantly.
-work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 💸3,618.
-dep all
Deposited 💸10,973 to your bank!
A sudden gust of wind blows 💸1,925 in your direction.
-work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn 💸2,240
-crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 💸1,203
-bal
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,380

Value: 14

Value: 18
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 💸1,370. Good job.
-money
-with all
Withdrew 💸75,427 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸77,333

Value: 19

Value: 24
-money
-dep all
Deposited 💸154,666 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725749026145959976> | 0.7% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
51. winner1753 • 💸187,295
52. 838664773930844220 • 💸184,475
53. deine_oma187. • 💸183,530
54. cenneth • 💸183,324
55. 521729150671650837 • 💸168,486
56. brasilien0000 • 💸158,819
57. .nikgames • 💸155,748
58. daniel_jack • 💸155,031
59. chaos.nico • 💸153,473
60. 416326586124468224 • 💸151,575
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 💸940
Grund: Werbung
@main blaze danke
-work
You bake cupcakes and receive 💸4,330
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,515 to your bank!
-slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 💸116 for having your junk out.
-Crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 💸46.
-work
You found 💸589 lying on the floor in General Chat!
-bj Öl
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj all
Result: Win 💸933

Value: Soft 19

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-1,866

Value: 26

Value: 10
-Crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 💸6,430
-work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 💸4,352 though.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸11,517

Value: 19

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸23,034

Value: 17

Value: 22
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸46,068

Value: 14

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Win 💸92,136

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸184,272

Value: Soft 21

Value: 26
-bj all
Result: Win 💸368,832

Value: 19

Value: 17
-bal
-bj 250000
Result: Loss 💸-250,000

Value: 19

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Win 💸487,664

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj all
Result: Win 💸975,328

Value: 21

Value: 19
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸1,950,656
💸0
💸1,950,656
-bj 10
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-bj 100
Result: Loss 💸-100

Value: 15

Value: 17
-bj 100
Result: Loss 💸-100

Value: 16

Value: 17
-bj 100
Result: Win 💸100

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj 100
Result: Loss 💸-100

Value: 20

Value: 21
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,950,456

Value: 14

Value: 25
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸3,900,912
💸0
💸3,900,912
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,900,912 to your bank!
-leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,619,891,268,561
2. majoo. • 💸18,621,599,060,937
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,830,993,324
4. crxlooser • 💸4,342,813,729
5. wnyc • 💸3,242,018,627
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,836,087,099
7. two_beers_ • 💸765,269,265
8. intrus_dc • 💸53,254,132
9. jeans00 • 💸47,623,050
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,791,753
-with 1000200
Withdrew 💸1,000,200 from your bank!
You have placed a bet of 💸100 on red
-with 100
Withdrew 💸100 from your bank!
The ball landed on black 17
No winners
You have placed a bet of 💸100 on red
The ball landed on red 34
Winners:
@exotic dawn won 💸200
You have placed a bet of 💸100 on red
The ball landed on black 29
No winners
You have placed a bet of 💸1,000,933 on red
The ball landed on black 13
No winners
-with all
Withdrew 💸2,900,612 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,901,286

Value: 19

Value: 20
-work
You did a fundraiser and raised 💸2,976
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,619,891,268,561
2. majoo. • 💸18,621,599,060,937
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,830,993,324
4. crxlooser • 💸4,342,813,729
5. wnyc • 💸3,242,018,627
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,836,087,099
7. two_beers_ • 💸765,269,265
8. intrus_dc • 💸53,254,132
9. jeans00 • 💸47,623,050
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,791,753
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-6,518

Value: 18

Value: 20
You worked at the office overtime for 💸1,261
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,766 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. call3022 • 💸5,400,478
12. bayernkicker • 💸4,740,228
13. 591265194873978920 • 💸4,732,532
14. 833050137046941756 • 💸4,305,380
15. _sry4nothing_ • 💸3,419,024
16. constaking • 💸2,755,745
17. 999justus999 • 💸2,700,418
18. luis3001 • 💸2,657,799
19. therealju07 • 💸2,112,548
20. .savory • 💸1,916,420
-slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 💸2,946
-crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal 💸368.
-work
Taxes collected! You have gained 💸2,611
-bj all
Result: Win 💸7,694

Value: 19

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-15,388

Value: 23

Value: 9
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 💸3,654
-work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 💸3,953 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
-dep all
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 💸1,573
-work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 💸4,710 .
-bj all
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸-29,327 in cash.
-crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for 💸5,900
You post nudes on the internet for 💸3,615
-with all
Withdrew 💸55,609 from your bank!
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 💸2,103
-Crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 💸45.
-slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 💸22
-work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 💸2,966 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
You have placed a bet of 💸3,036 on 18
The ball landed on red 27
No winners
-work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn 💸2,982
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1741042233:R>.
+rank
+rank
+rank
-slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 💸18 to fix your leg
-crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining 💸3,359
-work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn 💸4,764
Deposited 💸8,197 to your bank!
Withdrew 💸8,197 from your bank!
You have placed a bet of 💸5,000 on black
The ball landed on red 25
No winners
You have placed a bet of 💸2,500 on even
The ball landed on red 9
No winners
Result: Bust 💸-697

Value: 25

Value: 20
Stand
-work
You take your cat for a walk and gain 💸4,137
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,618 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,942,511,159,829
2. majoo. • 💸18,640,220,659,990
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,841,824,317
4. crxlooser • 💸4,347,156,532
5. wnyc • 💸3,245,260,645
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,837,923,082
7. two_beers_ • 💸766,037,853
8. intrus_dc • 💸54,493,615
9. jeans00 • 💸47,670,673
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,797,542
+rank
+rank 711981644193595504
+rank 386953515873992707
-work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 💸4,605
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,500 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 13 minutes and 20 seconds.
Hä
-slut
You earned 💸1,150 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
-work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 💸4,301
-crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost 💸1,196
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,500

Value: 18

Value: 25
Result: Win 💸3,750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
Result: Loss 💸-3,750

Value: 15

Value: 19
Result: Loss 💸-2,500

Value: Soft 16

Value: 17
You have placed a bet of 💸2,500 on red
The ball landed on black 20
No winners
You have placed a bet of 💸2,000 on red
The ball landed on black 6
No winners
-crime
You steal 💸7,312 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
-slut
You become a pimp and earn 💸5,385!
-work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn 💸3,304.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸16,675

Value: 19

Value: 17
-Roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸33,350 on black.
The ball landed on: black 24!
Winners:
@fallow flume won 💸66700
-Roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸67,462 on red.
The ball landed on: black 4!
No Winners :(
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 💸3,550.
-dep all
Deposited 💸11,500 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
+rank
-crime
You stole a potato and sold it for 💸9,672 on the black market
-work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 💸3,807 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
-crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing 💸6,835. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
-slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 💸40,160.
-bal
-roulette 40000 red
You have placed a bet of 💸40,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 15!
No Winners :(
You have placed a bet of 💸131,212 on red.
The ball landed on: red 25!
Winners:
@crude hearth won 💸262424
View the leaderboard online here.
41. quyru • 💸262,424
42. zukrass.cc • 💸241,151
43. lukaaassss • 💸231,271
44. connerjms • 💸230,614
45. kuna.x • 💸221,405
46. cedrik.smk • 💸203,868
47. 1002283059560841286 • 💸197,964
48. infinityfabiii • 💸197,075
49. zdonnell • 💸196,882
50. 711251696453550080 • 💸187,683
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
+rank
https://discord.gg/wrxcWKmXMe @everyone
-work
You work as a beaver expert and earn 💸3,966
-crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 💸7,132
-slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 💸324, and you go ahead with it.
-bal
-roulette 74000 black
You have placed a bet of 💸74,000 on black.
The ball landed on: red 30!
No Winners :(
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸200,174 on red.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
f
-work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 💸1,941
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,396 to your bank!
-Crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 💸0
-slut
You have a good night out and earn 💸5,017.
-work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn 💸3,889
You have placed a bet of 💸9,207 on 9
The ball landed on red 27
No winners
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725752406159392798> | 0.4% (bank)
-work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 💸3,052 for your lack of effort.
-crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for 💸7,461
-slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 💸1,942.
-bal
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸9,486 on red.
The ball landed on: red 19!
Winners:
@crude hearth won 💸18972
-dep all
Deposited 💸18,972 to your bank!
-bal
-with all
Withdrew 💸18,972 from your bank!
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸19,549 on red.
The ball landed on: red 3!
Winners:
@crude hearth won 💸39098
-work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 💸3,545 for your struggles.
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 💸3,093.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,209 to your bank!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,606 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
+rank
+rank
-bal
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸39,172 on red.
The ball landed on: black 15!
No Winners :(
-Crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 💸17.
-slut
Your pimp gives you an extra 💸6,110
-work
You work in Greggs and earn 💸1,297
You have placed a bet of 💸7,441 on 11
The ball landed on black 29
No winners
-work
Just take the 💸3,332 and go...
-slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 💸2,189.
-bal
-bal
-work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 💸739.
-dep all
Deposited 💸962 to your bank!
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 💸4,612.
-slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 💸1,709.
-work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 💸2,575 for streaming it online.
-crime
You stole a potato and sold it for 💸6,829 on the black market
Result: Dealer bust 💸5,000

Value: Soft 17

Value: 22
Result: Loss 💸-5,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 15

Value: 19
-slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 💸2,251 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
-crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 💸657.
-work
You slept in a bed and found 💸1,487 under your pillow when you woke up
-roulette red all
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸3,690 on red.
The ball landed on: red 21!
Winners:
@chilly edge won 💸7380
-bal
-bj all
Result: Win 💸860

Value: 21

Value: 19
-roullette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸7,380 on red.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
The ball landed on: red 32!
Winners:
@chilly edge won 💸14760
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸15,143 on black.
-roulette 13-24 all
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
-roulette 13-24 all
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
-roulette all 13-24
You have placed a bet of 💸1,720 on 13-24.
The ball landed on: black 10!
Winners:
@chilly edge won 💸30286
-work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 💸1,954
-crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined 💸0
-slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 💸4,670, and you go ahead with it.
-work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found 💸3,500 from a thrown out wallet.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,993 to your bank!
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸30,286 on red.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸8,350 on black.
The ball landed on: red 23!
No Winners :(
-crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for 💸8,500
-slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 💸728!
-work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 💸909. Good job!
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸9,290

Value: 20

Value: 22
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸17,580 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸35,160 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
+rank
-work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 💸2,679
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,734 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1741128267:R>.
-work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 💸4,257.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,872 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 💸2,849
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,818 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸323,265,453,670,988
2. majoo. • 💸19,089,134,213,134
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,852,666,141
4. crxlooser • 💸4,351,503,678
5. wnyc • 💸3,248,505,905
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,874,803,590
7. two_beers_ • 💸766,803,887
8. intrus_dc • 💸55,774,061
9. jeans00 • 💸47,718,343
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,803,337
-work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 💸4,550 for it.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,684 to your bank!
-work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 💸3,089!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,483 to your bank!
-crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 💸354 fine.
-slut
You earned 💸1,327 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
-work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 💸2,871 for doing it
-bj all
Result: Win 💸4,708

Value: Soft 21

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸9,416

Value: 20

Value: 25
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸17,832 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸35,664 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 💸3,175 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
-dep all
Deposited 💸8,612 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 💸3,934
+rank
-work
You take your dog for a walk and gain 💸3,255
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,941 to your bank!
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 💸1,516 for watching.
You were farming and earned 💸3,321
-work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 💸1,852!
-slut
You get paid 💸5,710 for crossdressing
-crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 💸3,667
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,861

Value: 26

Value: 3
-work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 💸1,977 for a good job.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,704 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1741214822:R>.
-work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 💸2,412 to help fund the project!
-collect
You have no role income to collect!
Result: Bust 💸-2,507

Value: 25

Value: 2
-crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 💸0
-slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 💸0 for their medical fees.
-slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 💸194 from you as compensation.
-crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home 💸8,573
-work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 💸2,049 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
-roulette all 27
You have placed a bet of 💸11,570 on 27.
The ball landed on: black 13!
No Winners :(
You work as a beaver expert and earn 💸2,084
+rank
-Crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 💸169.
-slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 💸6,681!
-work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 💸4,610
You have placed a bet of 💸12,118 on 12
The ball landed on red 1
No winners
-work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned 💸1,336 in profits
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,938 to your bank!
+rank
+rank
+rank
+rank
-work
You work as a head receiver and earn 💸4,647
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,251 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1741214667:R>.
+rank
+rank
+rank
-work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 💸4,497
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,184 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸323,588,719,124,658
2. majoo. • 💸19,548,858,978,700
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,863,518,807
4. crxlooser • 💸4,355,855,171
5. wnyc • 💸3,251,754,410
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,912,424,238
7. two_beers_ • 💸767,570,687
8. intrus_dc • 💸57,088,122
9. jeans00 • 💸47,766,061
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,809,138
+rank
-work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 💸914 I think...
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,618 to your bank!
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 💸1,593.
-dep all
Deposited 💸8,761 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 💸4,047, albeit reluctantly.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,038 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725749026145959976> | 0.7% (bank)
A drunk man pays you 💸745 to walk backwards.
You sold fish sandwiches and earned 💸541 in profits
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
You help clean up the local theater. You find 💸1,415 strewn about between the seats!
-work
Your level got featured epic and you won 💸2,382
-crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 💸8,121
-slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 💸5,065 to fuck the girls inside.
-bal
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸16,119 on red.
The ball landed on: black 11!
No Winners :(
You worked for the Police and earned 💸1,676
+rank
+rank
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 💸4,650.
-work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 💸1,585 near one of the potatoes
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,052 to your bank!
-work
You work as a streamer and gain 💸2,512 from donations
-slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 💸448 for surgery.
-work
You cannot work for 14 minutes and 48 seconds.
-crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 💸551
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
+rank
-CRIME
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 💸7,934
-slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 💸3,484 for surgery.
-work
You sell bananas for 💸3,273
-bank
This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 7
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 23
-bj 5000
Result: Loss 💸-5,000

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
-bj 5000
Result: Dealer bust 💸5,000

Value: 20

Value: 24
-bj 5000
Result: Win 💸5,000

Value: 21

Value: 18
-dep all
Deposited 💸24,249 to your bank!
-bal
-bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
-bal
-collect all
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-bal
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸152

Value: 21

Value: 24
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - profilenz
2 - lyrex420.
3 - leo.06
4 - krypz0521
5 - lvqas3603
6 - paco.777
7 - sendddddd
8 - faxx1373
9 - alex1905i
10 - alli04090
-collect
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 41 seconds.
-work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸1,572 on red.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - felixcarti
2 - fvw_timo
3 - feliix2480
4 - cash2228
5 - cashcartixy
6 - choban.ebk
7 - cash3356
8 - cashcarti31
9 - flussodicassa
10 - _cashmar
-bal
-bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-bj 5000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸75 in cash.
-bj 75
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
Withdrew 💸24,733 from your bank!
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj 5000
Result: Win 💸5,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj 15000
Result: Bust 💸-15,000

Value: 23

Value: 10
-bj 15000
Result: Bust 💸-15,000

Value: 24

Value: 6
-bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-bal
-work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 💸2,424.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-2,464

Value: 23

Value: 6
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 16 seconds.
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1741301885:R>.
-work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn 💸3,474
-slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 💸1,009 for surgery.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725752406159392798> | 0.4% (bank)
-crime
You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for 💸7,927
-dep all
Deposited 💸11,305 to your bank!
-bal
-withdraw all
Withdrew 💸11,305 from your bank!
Result: Loss 💸-11,305

Value: 17

Value: 19
+rank
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 💸3,081
-Crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 💸3,014.
-slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 💸772
-work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 💸4,164
-work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 💸1,963
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,586 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸146,589
💸146,589
+rank
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 💸2,513
-Crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 💸727
-slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 💸458.
-work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 💸1,649
You have placed a bet of 💸7,737 on 13
The ball landed on ** 0**
No winners
-work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 💸2,050 for your lack of effort.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,555 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1741301479:R>.
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸323,912,307,843,782
2. majoo. • 💸20,019,655,323,053
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,874,382,325
4. crxlooser • 💸4,360,211,015
5. wnyc • 💸3,255,006,164
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,914,336,557
7. two_beers_ • 💸768,338,254
8. intrus_dc • 💸57,148,883
9. jeans00 • 💸47,813,827
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,814,945
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
+rank
-work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 💸2,884 for sorting jelly beans by color.
-crime
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 💸639
-slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 💸2,523 from the men.
-Crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got 💸350
-slut
You couldn't get it up and lost 💸78
-work
You worked for the Police and earned 💸2,477
You have placed a bet of 💸2,775 on 3rd
The ball landed on black 35
No winners
+rank
-work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 💸1,834
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,093 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸323,912,307,843,782
2. majoo. • 💸20,019,655,323,053
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,874,382,325
4. crxlooser • 💸4,360,211,015
5. wnyc • 💸3,255,006,164
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,914,336,557
7. two_beers_ • 💸768,338,254
8. intrus_dc • 💸58,410,582
9. jeans00 • 💸47,813,827
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,814,945
+rank
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 💸3,868
-dep all
Deposited 💸18,834 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. call3022 • 💸5,416,694
12. bayernkicker • 💸4,754,461
13. 591265194873978920 • 💸4,746,615
14. 833050137046941756 • 💸4,318,079
15. _sry4nothing_ • 💸3,732,154
16. constaking • 💸2,764,019
17. 999justus999 • 💸2,700,418
18. luis3001 • 💸2,665,779
19. therealju07 • 💸2,118,890
20. .savory • 💸1,922,171
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸323,912,307,843,782
2. majoo. • 💸20,481,308,575,338
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,874,382,325
4. crxlooser • 💸4,360,211,015
5. wnyc • 💸3,255,006,164
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,914,336,557
7. two_beers_ • 💸768,338,254
8. intrus_dc • 💸58,410,582
9. jeans00 • 💸47,813,827
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,814,945
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸3,485
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,122

Value: Soft 14

Value: 19
-Crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 💸14!
-slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 💸8 to get it cured.
-work
You work as a professional snail racer and win 💸3,305
You have placed a bet of 💸3,344 on 33
The ball landed on black 26
No winners
-work
You found 💸3,383 lying on the floor in General Chat!
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,300 to your bank!
-work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 💸4,230
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,932 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
+rank
-work
You work as a head receiver and earn 💸1,426
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 💸687 from you!
-slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 💸372 from you.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸1,488 on red.
The ball landed on: red 21!
Winners:
@crude hearth won 💸2976
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸2,976 on red.
The ball landed on: black 33!
No Winners :(
-work
You slept in a bed and found 💸1,816 under your pillow when you woke up
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,040 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1741387467:R>.
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸324,236,220,151,625
2. majoo. • 💸20,501,789,883,902
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,885,256,707
4. crxlooser • 💸4,364,571,215
5. wnyc • 💸3,258,261,170
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,916,250,788
7. two_beers_ • 💸769,106,588
8. intrus_dc • 💸58,475,336
9. jeans00 • 💸47,861,640
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,820,758
-work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 💸4,201 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,833 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸324,236,220,151,625
2. majoo. • 💸20,501,789,883,902
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,885,256,707
4. crxlooser • 💸4,364,571,215
5. wnyc • 💸3,258,261,170
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,916,250,788
7. two_beers_ • 💸769,106,588
8. intrus_dc • 💸59,769,071
9. jeans00 • 💸47,861,640
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,820,758
-work