#🎲bot-fun
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You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 💸1,000.
You have placed a bet of 💸2,983 on 31
The ball landed on black 35
No winners
-bal
-Crime
You sell body parts on the black market 💸7,573 in profit.
-slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 💸398.
-work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 💸4,576
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸320,690,928,912,525
2. majoo. • 💸16,143,804,067,806
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,766,234,212
4. crxlooser • 💸4,316,847,867
5. wnyc • 💸3,222,634,420
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,724,670,279
7. two_beers_ • 💸729,597,671
8. jeans00 • 💸47,338,312
9. intrus_dc • 💸46,416,393
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,757,137
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸13,181

Value: 17

Value: 26
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-26,362

Value: 20

Value: 21
+rank
+rank
-crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for 💸886
-slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 💸4,612.
-work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 💸3,912.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸9,841 on red.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
+rank @sage girder
+rank
-slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 💸258 in return!
-crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning 💸1,036
-work
You battled and gained 💸4,654.
-crime
-bj all
You steal a child's piggy bank for 💸8,327
Result: Bust 💸-6,913

Value: 24

Value: 5
-slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 💸2,059.
-work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 💸908
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,011,619,841,437
2. majoo. • 💸16,159,947,871,870
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,777,000,446
4. crxlooser • 💸4,321,164,704
5. wnyc • 💸3,225,857,054
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,726,394,847
7. two_beers_ • 💸730,327,268
8. jeans00 • 💸47,385,650
9. intrus_dc • 💸46,462,808
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,762,892
-bal
-Crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 💸154 fine!
-slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 💸1,481
-work
You work in Greggs and earn 💸963
You have placed a bet of 💸2,788 on 2
The ball landed on ** 0**
No winners
-work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 💸1,391 off of donations.
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 4
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 10
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 19

Value: Blackjack
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 18

Value: 20
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 20

Value: 25
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 2
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 18

Value: 23
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 6
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 18

Value: 22
-bj 1000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-bj 1000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 19

Value: 22
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 17

Value: 25
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 3
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 18

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 18

Value: 26
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 25

Value: 9
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: Soft 21

Value: 23
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 25

Value: 5
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 5
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 25

Value: 6
-bj 1000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 24
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 8

Value: 17
-Crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 💸3,618
-slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in 💸3,154
-work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 💸1,261 for the hard work
You have placed a bet of 💸8,885 on 14
The ball landed on red 16
No winners
-slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 💸830
-crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for 💸6,380
-work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 💸4,231
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸12,330 on red.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a comedian and earn 💸4,886
-work
You made a great pun! Take this 💸1,818.
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 18

Value: 24
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 25

Value: 11
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 22

Value: 7
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
Result: Win 💸1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 10
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 25

Value: 10
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: Soft 16

Value: 20
-dep all
Deposited 💸17,680 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740523467:R>.
-work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 💸1,406
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,375 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 💸3,083.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,761 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,011,619,841,437
2. majoo. • 💸16,159,947,871,870
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,777,000,446
4. crxlooser • 💸4,321,164,704
5. wnyc • 💸3,225,857,054
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,726,394,847
7. two_beers_ • 💸730,327,268
8. intrus_dc • 💸47,510,187
9. jeans00 • 💸47,385,650
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,762,892
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 26 seconds.
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 💸4,121 for your contributions !
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 💸1,726 for doing his job.
You work as a dumpster diver and earn 💸4,705
-dep all
Deposited 💸11,256 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
You clean off the chairs and get paid 💸3,361
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 💸3,398.
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 💸2,822.
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 💸2,692!
You work as the president and earn 💸2,659
You sell bananas for 💸4,277
-work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 💸915 for tasting different types of tea.
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-Crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made 💸2,219 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
-slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 💸4,515
-work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 💸4,036
You have placed a bet of 💸11,159 on 9
The ball landed on black 15
No winners
+leaderboard
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 💸1,196
You work as a cross dresser model and earn 💸732
-Crime
Find some weed and sell it for 💸8,988
-slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 💸2,064 for having your junk out.
-work
You work as a wine taster and earn 💸3,185
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-10,953

Value: 16

Value: 20
-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 41 seconds.
+rank
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 💸1,141
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 💸1,033
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-slut
You suck some toes and earn 💸3,881
-crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 💸1,885.
You repair the arcade machines and receive 💸4,749
-bal
-Bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
-Bj all
Result: Bust 💸-7,577

Value: 24

Value: 9
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 💸754
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸24,291
💸3,017,772
💸3,042,063
-bj 10000
Result: Loss 💸-10,000

Value: 15

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-14,291

Value: 22

Value: 10
-bj 1000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸820 in cash.
-work
You become a game developer and raised 💸3,000 for charity.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,820 to your bank!
-work
You receive a check of 💸4,230 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,019 to your bank!
-with all
Withdrew 💸5,019 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,019

Value: 17

Value: 20
-crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 💸0
-work
You cannot work for 13 minutes and 29 seconds.
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
You got cloned for science. You earned 💸4,911
-work
You find 💸2,886 randomly lying in the gutter
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,032 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,011,619,841,437
2. majoo. • 💸16,532,596,270,287
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,777,000,446
4. crxlooser • 💸4,321,164,704
5. wnyc • 💸3,225,857,054
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,759,277,816
7. two_beers_ • 💸730,327,268
8. intrus_dc • 💸47,517,039
9. jeans00 • 💸47,385,650
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,762,892
-work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn 💸864
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 💸1,366 for it!
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 22

Value: 5
-bj 1000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸690 in cash.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-6,748

Value: 15

Value: 18
-work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn 💸3,889
- dep all
Deposited 💸4,771 to your bank!
-money
-crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 💸1,685
-money
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-1,685
💸16,856
💸15,171
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-1,685
💸16,856
💸15,171
-slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 💸3,562 in a baggie next to you.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸3,372

Value: Blackjack

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-5,620

Value: 23

Value: 11
You have no role income to collect!
-dep all
Deposited 💸337 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
-roulette 2nd all
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
-roulette all 2nd
You have placed a bet of 💸578 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: black 29!
Winners:
@silver anchor won 💸1734
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-1,734

Value: 16

Value: 20
-work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 30 seconds.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 22 seconds.
-money
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - infochan9941
2 - info800
3 - informix0719
4 - infotzrico
5 - informiert
-work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 💸773.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-1,265

Value: 23

Value: 6
-work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 💸1,153 for your expertise in unicorn management.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-1,595

Value: 23

Value: 10
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 💸4,329!
-bj
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj 300
Result: Win 💸300

Value: 18

Value: 17
-bj 4000
Result: Bust 💸-4,000

Value: 27

Value: 10
-work
You cannot work for 13 minutes and 48 seconds.
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 💸1,330
-work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 💸4,907 off your new game.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,810 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
+rank
+rank
-work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 💸3,116.
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740610685:R>.
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸13,152
💸249,331
💸262,483
-dep all
Deposited 💸13,152 to your bank!
-work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸1,267 for your services.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,661 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740609867:R>.
+rank
-work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 💸2,135
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,381 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸47,569,598
💸47,569,598
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,332,631,461,278
2. majoo. • 💸16,549,128,866,553
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,787,777,446
4. crxlooser • 💸4,325,485,858
5. wnyc • 💸3,229,082,911
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,761,036,991
7. two_beers_ • 💸746,474,453
8. intrus_dc • 💸47,569,598
9. jeans00 • 💸47,433,035
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,768,653
-with all
Withdrew 💸47,569,598 from your bank!
-dep 47433035
Deposited 💸47,433,035 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸136,563
💸47,433,035
💸47,569,598
-work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 💸3,431
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸140,117
💸47,433,035
💸47,573,152
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 20
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 13

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 16

Value: 19
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
-bj 1000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 16

Value: 26
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-2,000

Value: 12

Value: 21
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 25

Value: 9
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 25

Value: 10
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 10
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 15

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 19

Value: 26
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 9
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 12

Value: 23
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 18

Value: 20
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 10
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 14

Value: 18
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 20

Value: 21
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 18

Value: 26
-bj 2000
Result: Loss 💸-2,000

Value: 19

Value: 21
-bj 2000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 19
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,000

Value: 12

Value: 23
-bj 2000
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,000

Value: 18

Value: 22
-bj 2000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj 8000
Result: Loss 💸-8,000

Value: 15

Value: 21
-bj 10000
Result: Loss 💸-10,000

Value: 16

Value: 19
-bj 15000
Result: Loss 💸-15,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
-bj 10000
Result: Loss 💸-10,000

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
-bj 10000
Result: Loss 💸-10,000

Value: Soft 18

Value: 20
-bj 10000
Result: Bust 💸-10,000

Value: 22

Value: 7
-bj 10000
Result: Loss 💸-10,000

Value: 16

Value: 21
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 16

Value: 23
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸76,459
💸47,433,035
💸47,509,494
-work
You work as a taxi driver and earn 💸2,491
-dep all
Deposited 💸78,950 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,332,631,461,278
2. majoo. • 💸16,549,128,866,553
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,787,777,446
4. crxlooser • 💸4,325,485,858
5. wnyc • 💸3,229,082,911
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,761,036,991
7. two_beers_ • 💸746,474,453
8. intrus_dc • 💸48,559,148
9. jeans00 • 💸47,433,035
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,768,653
You sell bananas for 💸1,055
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 💸4,312
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 💸1,765
-work
You went to work and gained 💸3,607
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-bj 1000
Result: Win 💸1,000

Value: 21

Value: 20
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 💸759!
-dep all
Deposited 💸9,221 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 💸2,495.
-work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 💸2,241
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,006 to your bank!
You repair the lights and receive 💸503
A drunk man pays you 💸652 to walk backwards.
You work at the dump all day. Then you found 💸2,530 from a thrown out wallet.
You drive women to the store for 💸1,143
-work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 💸4,300
-slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 💸303 in one night.
-crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a 💸5,521 fine!
-money
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-628
💸17,193
💸16,565
-bj all
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸-628 in cash.
-collect
You have no role income to collect!
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 💸4,993
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 💸2,030
-Crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away 💸129
-slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 💸940.
-work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 💸2,544.
You have placed a bet of 💸4,349 on 17
The ball landed on ** 0**
No winners
-work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 💸3,276
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,094 to your bank!
-crime
You assassinate an actor for 💸2,648
-slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 💸2,014 in return!
-work
You become a game developer and raised 💸3,592 for charity.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸9,169 on red.
The ball landed on: red 23!
Winners:
@chilly edge won 💸18338
-crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out 💸7,111 from the box of fares.
-slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 💸1,856.
-work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 💸2,912
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸7,483 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 💸3,500!
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸22,236 on red.
The ball landed on: black 33!
No Winners :(
-slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn 💸68 from the client
-crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined 💸28
-roulette all red
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 💸721 off your performance.
-dep all
Deposited 💸15,067 to your bank!
-work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned 💸2,881 in profits
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,797 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 💸703
+rank
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 💸3,088 off of donations.
!slut
-crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 💸103
-slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 💸6,589.
-work
A drunk man pays you 💸4,096 to walk backwards.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-10,878

Value: 16

Value: 17
-Crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 💸249.
-slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 💸35 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
-work
You worked and gained 💸3,841
You have placed a bet of 💸4,516 on 19
The ball landed on red 1
No winners
-work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 💸4,830
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,238 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸123,730
💸123,730
+rank
-work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 💸2,957
-dep all
Deposited 💸8,596 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸2,104,120
💸2,104,120
-work
You work as a professional snail racer and win 💸3,100
-slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 💸19,754, have fun
-crime
You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for 💸3,290
-bj all
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸-11,973 in cash.
-bal
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,653,964,092,739
2. majoo. • 💸16,947,682,530,278
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,798,565,223
4. crxlooser • 💸4,329,811,333
5. wnyc • 💸3,232,311,993
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,762,797,925
7. two_beers_ • 💸747,220,927
8. intrus_dc • 💸48,614,814
9. jeans00 • 💸47,480,468
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,774,419
+rank
-work
You sell bananas for 💸4,230
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,286 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,653,964,092,739
2. majoo. • 💸16,947,682,530,278
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,798,565,223
4. crxlooser • 💸4,329,811,333
5. wnyc • 💸3,232,311,993
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,762,797,925
7. two_beers_ • 💸747,220,927
8. intrus_dc • 💸48,716,338
9. jeans00 • 💸47,480,468
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,774,419
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740697085:R>.
-work
You work as a professional snail racer and win 💸1,810
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,931 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,653,964,092,739
2. majoo. • 💸16,947,682,530,278
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,798,565,223
4. crxlooser • 💸4,329,811,333
5. wnyc • 💸3,232,311,993
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,762,797,925
7. two_beers_ • 💸747,220,927
8. intrus_dc • 💸49,692,634
9. jeans00 • 💸47,480,468
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,774,419
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 💸3,272 on the way back home!
-dep all
Deposited 💸7,658 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 💸2,110
-Crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for 💸2,611
-slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 💸779.
-work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 💸860 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
You have placed a bet of 💸3,198 on 22
The ball landed on black 10
No winners
-work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn 💸712
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,588 to your bank!
-Crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 💸149 for attempted murder.
-slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 💸115 in hospital fees.
-work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn 💸4,235
You have placed a bet of 💸4,801 on 11
The ball landed on red 32
No winners
-work
You help clean a horses stable for 💸1,747
-crime
You rob an orphanage for 💸8,061
-slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 💸897 for your solid work.
-bal
-roulette 20000 red
You have placed a bet of 💸20,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 20!
No Winners :(
-slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 💸3,774 in a baggie next to you.
-crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 💸1,233
-work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 💸1,898 from your gullible followers.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸4,778 on red.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 💸2,357.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,569 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-crime
You steal 💸4,150 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
-slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 💸1,361 from the men.
-work
You drive women to the store for 💸1,244
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-7,558

Value: 16

Value: 18
-bal
-work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 💸3,725!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid 💸6,356.
-crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined 💸1,894.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-8,630

Value: 26

Value: 8
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 💸591
-slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 💸503.
-crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 💸5,162
-bal
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,911 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725747306330194021> | 1.1% (bank)
-with all
Withdrew 💸7,014 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-7,014

Value: 22

Value: 7
hit
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 💸3,629!
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,187 to your bank!
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 💸3,234!
-work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 💸1,257 for tasting different types of tea.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,346 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740782667:R>.
-Crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 💸5,607.
-slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 💸1,050.
-work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn 💸3,904
-with all
Withdrew 💸0 from your bank!
-dep all
Deposited 💸9,036 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-with all
Withdrew 💸9,081 from your bank!
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸9,081 on red.
The ball landed on: black 28!
No Winners :(
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740782822:R>.
-work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 💸3,579 near one of the potatoes
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,880 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸321,975,618,056,831
2. majoo. • 💸17,355,834,586,265
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,809,363,788
4. crxlooser • 💸4,334,141,134
5. wnyc • 💸3,235,544,304
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,798,170,217
7. two_beers_ • 💸747,968,147
8. intrus_dc • 💸50,845,612
9. jeans00 • 💸47,527,948
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,780,191
-dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
You found 💸2,408 lying on the floor in General Chat!
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,642 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. call3022 • 💸5,384,310
12. bayernkicker • 💸4,726,037
13. 591265194873978920 • 💸4,718,491
14. 833050137046941756 • 💸4,292,719
15. _sry4nothing_ • 💸3,183,108
16. constaking • 💸2,747,496
17. 999justus999 • 💸2,700,418
18. luis3001 • 💸2,649,843
19. therealju07 • 💸2,106,224
20. .savory • 💸1,910,685
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> 1.8% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸3,240,403
💸3,240,403
+rank
-Crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 💸259
-slut
You post nudes on the internet for 💸2,909
-work
You work as the president and earn 💸4,846
You have placed a bet of 💸8,216 on 23
The ball landed on red 34
No winners
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 💸651.
You have placed a bet of 💸651 on 11
The ball landed on red 25
No winners
-crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find 💸3,601!
-slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 💸6,600.
-work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 💸963 to help fund the project!
-dep all
Deposited 💸11,555 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-with all
Withdrew 💸11,612 from your bank!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸10,612 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-Crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 💸315 fine.
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 💸42.
-work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 💸598
You have placed a bet of 💸1,169 on 13
The ball landed on red 3
No winners
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 💸2,424 for all your items.
-Crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 💸118.
-slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn 💸1,762
-work
You work as a pilot and earn 💸4,979
You have placed a bet of 💸7,614 on 4
The ball landed on red 23
No winners
-work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 💸4,622
-dep all
Deposited 💸7,569 to your bank!
-work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 💸1,543
+rank
-crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning 💸2,526
You went to work and gained 💸1,498
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸3,083 richer! 🐓
-slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 💸5,893
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
You work as a janitor and earn 💸4,315
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-6,860

Value: 22

Value: 9
You work as a bread scientist and earn 💸1,797
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 18

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Win 💸3,220

Value: 20

Value: 17
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,440 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 💸2,549
-work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you 💸3,214 out of pity.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,050 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸135,021
💸135,021
+rank
-work
You work as a bread scientist and earn 💸3,422
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,340 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740869067:R>.
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,297,593,674,887
2. majoo. • 💸17,773,816,191,853
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,820,173,151
4. crxlooser • 💸4,338,475,264
5. wnyc • 💸3,238,779,848
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,834,252,950
7. two_beers_ • 💸748,716,114
8. intrus_dc • 💸50,900,797
9. jeans00 • 💸47,575,475
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,785,969
-crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 💸44.
-slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid 💸5,000.
-work
You clean off the tables and get paid 💸2,984
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸8,344 on red.
The ball landed on: red 18!
Winners:
@chilly edge won 💸16688
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸16,688 on red.
The ball landed on: black 33!
No Winners :(
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,297,593,674,887
2. majoo. • 💸18,183,680,393,140
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,820,173,151
4. crxlooser • 💸4,338,475,264
5. wnyc • 💸3,238,779,848
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,834,252,950
7. two_beers_ • 💸748,716,114
8. intrus_dc • 💸50,900,797
9. jeans00 • 💸47,575,475
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,785,969
+rank
+rank @oblique dirge
+rank
+rank
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 💸1,530 when you got back home
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 💸1,896, albeit reluctantly.
-slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 💸5,645
-crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive 💸1,951.
-work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 💸665 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸8,829 on red.
The ball landed on: red 18!
Winners:
@chilly edge won 💸17658
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸17,658 on black.
The ball landed on: black 13!
Winners:
@chilly edge won 💸35316
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸35,316 on black.
The ball landed on: red 9!
No Winners :(
-work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 💸1,310.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,604 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸322,297,593,674,887
2. majoo. • 💸18,183,680,393,140
3. heiyo2 • 💸10,820,173,151
4. crxlooser • 💸4,338,475,264
5. wnyc • 💸3,238,779,848
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,834,252,950
7. two_beers_ • 💸748,716,114
8. intrus_dc • 💸52,024,289
9. jeans00 • 💸47,575,475
10. apfelsoup • 💸5,785,969
-work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 💸752
-dep all
Deposited 💸7,104 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740955622:R>.
6tyu
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 💸4,755
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,496

Value: 14

Value: 17
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 💸3,898 off your performance.
You work for a private military company, earning 💸3,524
You have placed a bet of 💸3,524 on red
The ball landed on black 35
No winners
-work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 💸3,021.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,141 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1740955467:R>.
-work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 💸4,990
-crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 💸3,020
-slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 💸1,093.
-bal
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸67,258 on red.
The ball landed on: red 34!
Winners:
@crude hearth won 💸134516
geil
-work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 💸1,036.
-crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for 💸1,405
-slut