#🎲bot-fun
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You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 💸1,469.
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-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 10 seconds.
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You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 💸118 to fix your leg
-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 50 seconds.
-Crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 💸628
-slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 💸372 fine!
-work
You got out of bed. Have 💸1,056
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-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 56 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
-work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 💸4,013.
-work
You work as an egg and earn 💸1,474
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,150 to your bank!
-work
You cannot work for 14 minutes and 38 seconds.
-crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for 💸2,709.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,709 to your bank!
-slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 💸2,068 in a baggie next to you.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,068 to your bank!
-work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 💸1,710
-blackjack all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
Result: Loss 💸-2,731

Value: 16

Value: 18
-dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
-slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 💸6,728, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
-crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 💸14,488.
-money
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-21,216
💸44,856
💸23,640
-withdraw all
Withdrew 💸44,856 from your bank!
-blackjack all
Result: Win 💸23,640

Value: Soft 20

Value: 19
-roulette 20000 red
You have placed a bet of 💸20,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 2!
No Winners :(
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸27,322 on red.
The ball landed on: red 16!
Winners:
@reef pulsar won 💸54644
-roulette 20000 black
You have placed a bet of 💸20,000 on black.
The ball landed on: red 5!
No Winners :(
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸34,644 on black.
The ball landed on: red 3!
No Winners :(
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-work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 💸4,279 though.
Deposited 💸4,648 to your bank!
+rank
-crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 💸146
-slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 💸2,410 in order to keep quiet about it.
-work
You worked overtime for 💸1,912
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,650

Value: 19

Value: 20
+rank
-work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 💸2,656 for your expertise in unicorn management.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,552 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
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View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸228,938,964,294,855
2. majoo. • 💸2,710,736,821,093
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,144,834,915
4. crxlooser • 💸3,953,375,121
5. wnyc • 💸2,939,528,763
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,079,744,958
7. two_beers_ • 💸633,214,042
8. jeans00 • 💸42,495,479
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,095,500
10. call3022 • 💸4,911,328
-Crime
You steal 💸7,030 from your boss and didn't get caught.
-slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 💸2,929!
-work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 💸2,342! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
You have placed a bet of 💸14,829 on 31
The ball landed on red 12
No winners
-work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 💸2,371 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,345 to your bank!
-work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 💸3,557 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,260

Value: 25

Value: 11
-work
You milk a cow for 💸1,110
-slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 💸1,479 for your solid work.
-Crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 💸6,801 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
You have placed a bet of 💸9,527 on 31
The ball landed on red 12
No winners
-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 56 seconds.
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
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View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸228,938,964,294,855
2. majoo. • 💸2,773,246,412,541
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,144,834,915
4. crxlooser • 💸3,953,375,121
5. wnyc • 💸2,939,528,763
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,079,744,958
7. two_beers_ • 💸633,214,042
8. jeans00 • 💸42,495,479
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,098,845
10. call3022 • 💸4,911,328
-Crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn 💸7,963
-slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 💸940.
-work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid 💸3,648 for your participation.
You have placed a bet of 💸11,259 on 31
The ball landed on red 16
No winners
-work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 💸1,278.
-collectincome
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725749026145959976> | 0.7% (bank)
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,079 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. apfelsoup • 💸4,861,444
12. 591265194873978920 • 💸4,307,719
13. bayernkicker • 💸4,028,084
14. 833050137046941756 • 💸3,922,314
15. 999justus999 • 💸2,700,418
16. constaking • 💸2,506,177
17. luis3001 • 💸2,358,150
18. therealju07 • 💸1,762,810
19. .savory • 💸1,711,490
20. brawler_bro • 💸1,664,059
-Crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 💸0 fine!
-slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 💸107 for child support before disownment.
-work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 💸4,244 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
You have placed a bet of 💸4,853 on 31
The ball landed on black 6
No winners
-work
You help clean a horses stable for 💸3,041
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,485 to your bank!
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+rank
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-crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 💸88 from you and left.
-slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 💸5,772, and you go ahead with it.
-work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 💸1,895.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸7,831

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸15,662

Value: 20

Value: 22
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-31,324

Value: 19

Value: Blackjack
-crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 💸8,009
-slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 💸1,485.
-work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 💸4,890 for your lack of effort.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸11,660

Value: Soft 21

Value: 19
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 💸235.
-work
You work as a child birth educator and earn 💸2,492
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 38 seconds.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸3,200

Value: 20

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸6,400

Value: 18

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-12,800

Value: 18

Value: 19
-Crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 💸6,183 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
-work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 💸2,190.
You have placed a bet of 💸9,162 on 31
The ball landed on black 6
No winners
-work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 💸3,766
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,357 to your bank!
-collect all
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725747306330194021> | 1.1% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸66,451
💸66,451
+rank
-work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 💸1,446
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,401 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
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View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸229,167,903,259,148
2. majoo. • 💸2,776,019,658,932
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,153,979,749
4. crxlooser • 💸3,957,328,485
5. wnyc • 💸2,942,468,291
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,080,824,620
7. two_beers_ • 💸633,847,256
8. jeans00 • 💸42,537,974
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,233,268
10. call3022 • 💸4,916,239
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-lb
-work
💸3,468 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸229,167,903,259,148
2. majoo. • 💸2,840,034,672,497
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,153,979,749
4. crxlooser • 💸3,957,328,485
5. wnyc • 💸2,942,468,291
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,101,410,924
7. two_beers_ • 💸633,847,256
8. jeans00 • 💸42,537,974
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,233,268
10. call3022 • 💸4,916,239
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,491 to your bank!
-dep all
Deposited 💸21,435 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸2,840,034,672,497
💸2,840,034,672,497
-with 34672497
Withdrew 💸34,672,497 from your bank!
-roulette 34672497 12
You have placed a bet of 💸34,672,497 on 12.
The ball landed on: black 33!
No Winners :(
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸229,167,903,259,148
2. majoo. • 💸2,840,000,000,000
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,153,979,749
4. crxlooser • 💸3,957,328,485
5. wnyc • 💸2,942,468,291
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,101,410,924
7. two_beers_ • 💸633,847,256
8. jeans00 • 💸42,537,974
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,236,759
10. call3022 • 💸4,916,239
-Crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 💸11 for damages
-slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 💸3 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
-work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 💸4,617
You have placed a bet of 💸4,657 on 31
The ball landed on black 22
No winners
-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 5 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 4 seconds.
-Crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid 💸3,976
-slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 💸2,255 for your solid work.
-work
You got featured and won 💸808
You have placed a bet of 💸8,255 on 31
The ball landed on red 9
No winners
-work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn 💸1,833.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,054 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435154260164638> | 0.5% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 32 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 💸3,209.
You have placed a bet of 💸4,035 on 31
The ball landed on ** 0**
No winners
-work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 💸3,528 for your participation.
+rank
-work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 💸979
-slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 💸532
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸2,095
💸21,240
💸23,335
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-2,095

Value: 8

Value: 20
-with 5000
Withdrew 💸5,000 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,000

Value: Soft 21

Value: Blackjack
-work
You get a commission request, the payment is 💸3,306.
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 💸835
-Crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for 💸2,201
You have placed a bet of 💸4,847 on 31
The ball landed on red 16
No winners
+rank
-Crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined 💸108.
-slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 💸6,396.
-work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 💸2,933 stashed inside one of them.
You have placed a bet of 💸9,826 on 31
The ball landed on red 23
No winners
+rank
-Crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 💸80.
-slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 💸82
-work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 💸4,064 for your therapeutic skills.
You have placed a bet of 💸4,441 on 31
The ball landed on red 1
No winners
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+rank
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-Crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 💸0 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
-slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 💸6,247.
-work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 💸4,864.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1733007004:R>.
-with all
Withdrew 💸0 from your bank!
-bal
-work
You work as a pilot and earn 💸500
-dep all
Deposited 💸756 to your bank!
+rank
wieee
+rank
-Crime
You steal an apple from the market for 💸4,170
-slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found 💸1,314 inside it
-work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned 💸4,376
You have placed a bet of 💸10,802 on 31
The ball landed on black 10
No winners
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 💸1,567
You cannot work for 14 minutes and 46 seconds.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,908 to your bank!
-collect all
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435151122694145> | 0.4% (bank)
2 - <@&725747306330194021> | 1.1% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸69,453
💸69,453
+rank
-work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 💸4,803. The students loved you!
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,834 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
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View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸229,397,071,162,406
2. majoo. • 💸2,908,395,890,771
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,163,133,728
4. crxlooser • 💸3,961,285,803
5. wnyc • 💸2,945,410,759
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,102,512,251
7. two_beers_ • 💸645,945,096
8. jeans00 • 💸42,580,511
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,373,781
10. call3022 • 💸4,921,155
-work
You work as a space lawyer and earn 💸1,748
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,060 to your bank!
-collect all
You can next collect income <t:1733006889:R>.
-dep all
Deposited 💸333 to your bank!
-collect all
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725752406159392798> | 0.4% (bank)
+rank

-work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 💸2,551.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,189 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸229,397,071,162,406
2. majoo. • 💸2,908,395,890,771
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,163,133,728
4. crxlooser • 💸3,961,285,803
5. wnyc • 💸2,945,410,759
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,102,512,251
7. two_beers_ • 💸645,945,096
8. jeans00 • 💸42,580,511
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,376,970
10. call3022 • 💸4,921,155
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-work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 💸2,788 for doing his job.
+rank
-Crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 💸100
-slut
You take it up the ass for 💸2,589
-work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 💸3,429
You have placed a bet of 💸6,834 on 31
The ball landed on red 16
No winners
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1733006822:R>.
+rank
+rank
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-work
You work as a beaver expert and earn 💸1,835
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,966 to your bank!
+rank
-dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
gosch
-Crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 💸158. No one found out... thank God.
-slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned 💸4,351
-work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 💸3,220 for doing it
You have placed a bet of 💸8,180 on 31
The ball landed on black 4
No winners
-Crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 💸289 for attempted murder.
-slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay 💸84 to restock.
-work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 💸2,778, it must be your lucky day!
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸3,095

Value: 13

Value: 23
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸6,190

Value: 16

Value: 22
- bj all
Result: Loss 💸-12,380

Value: 15

Value: 21
+rank
-Crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make 💸9,097!
-slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 💸2,508.
You found 💸1,556 lying on the floor in General Chat!
You have placed a bet of 💸13,904 on 31
The ball landed on black 33
No winners
-work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 💸713 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,051 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
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1. vinsebecker • 💸229,626,468,233,567
2. majoo. • 💸2,911,304,287,579
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,172,296,861
4. crxlooser • 💸3,965,247,078
5. wnyc • 💸2,948,356,169
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,103,614,680
7. two_beers_ • 💸646,591,041
8. jeans00 • 💸42,623,091
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,512,313
10. call3022 • 💸4,926,076
+rank
+rank
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+leaderboard
Please stand by...
-Crime
The local street gang pays you 💸1,908 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
-slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 💸202 for violating the stay-at-home order.
-work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 💸4,506.
You have placed a bet of 💸6,552 on 31
The ball landed on red 25
No winners
-Crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 💸248!
-slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 💸52 for surgery.
-work
You work as a child birth educator and earn 💸2,656
You already own a chicken.
Send it off to fight using the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-Crime
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making 💸9,491
-slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 💸5,977!
-work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 💸1,987 for all your items.
You have placed a bet of 💸18,362 on 31
The ball landed on red 5
No winners
-work
Taxes collected! You have gained 💸3,152
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,215 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435156630077471> | 0.7% (bank)
2 - <@&725745816693768295> | 1.3% (bank)
-bal
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💸0
💸43,482,710
💸43,482,710
+rank
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Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
+rank
unfassbar
-work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 💸4,617
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,932 to your bank!
-Crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 💸103
-slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 💸31
-work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 💸987.
-work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 💸750
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,719 to your bank!
-Crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 💸1,825
-slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 💸2,506
-work
You work as a bed warmer and earn 💸1,831
You have placed a bet of 💸7,806 on 31
The ball landed on black 26
No winners
-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 51 seconds.
-slut
You found an extra 💸1,040 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
-work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 💸613
You have placed a bet of 💸2,444 on 31
The ball landed on black 2
No winners
+rank
-Crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 💸278 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
-slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 💸1,982 to stop because that's weird.
-work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 💸1,850
You have placed a bet of 💸4,218 on 31
The ball landed on red 3
No winners
+rank
+rank
-work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 💸2,625
Result: Loss 💸-500

Value: 17

Value: 20
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 16

Value: 22
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 20

Value: 22
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸4,557
💸62,250
💸66,807
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 19

Value: 25
-bj 500
Result: Bust 💸-500

Value: 25

Value: 10
-bj 500
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 19

Value: 22
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 20

Value: 23
-bj 500
Result: Loss 💸-500

Value: 18

Value: 20
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸5,140
💸62,250
💸67,390
-bj 1000
Result: Loss 💸-1,000

Value: Soft 15

Value: 17
-bj 500
Result: Win 💸500

Value: 21

Value: 19
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 20

Value: 23
-bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 19

Value: 22
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸6,140
💸62,250
💸68,390
-bj 1000
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 22

Value: 3
-bj 500
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 21

Value: 22
-bj 500
Result: Bust 💸-500

Value: 26

Value: 8
-bj 500
Result: Bust 💸-500

Value: 24

Value: 2
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸4,640
💸62,250
💸66,890
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 15

Value: 24
-bj 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: 20

Value: 23
-bal
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💸6,719
💸62,250
💸68,969
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,719 to your bank!
-bal
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💸51
💸16,394
💸16,445
-slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 💸1,670
-work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 💸3,609
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-5,330

Value: 25

Value: 9
-work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 💸3,064!
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,254 to your bank!
+rank
+rank
-deposit
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
-deposit all
Deposited 💸790 to your bank!
-bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-bj 100
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸0 in cash.
god
-work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 💸1,877.
-slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 💸408 fine!
-crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 💸652
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-980

Value: 22

Value: 6
-Crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
You take it up the ass for 💸6,946
-work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 💸4,568.
You have placed a bet of 💸12,123 on 31
The ball landed on red 21
No winners
-Crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 💸1,333 to your Patreon!
-work
You work as a police officer and earn 💸4,308
You have placed a bet of 💸5,838 on 31
The ball landed on red 36
No winners
-Crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for 💸8,355
-slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 💸3,067.
-work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 💸3,399 for tasting different types of tea.
You have placed a bet of 💸15,145 on 31
The ball landed on red 36
No winners
-Crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 💸123 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
-work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 💸3,587
You have placed a bet of 💸4,052 on 31
The ball landed on red 30
No winners
-work
You develop games for a living and earn 💸2,419.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,342 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸229,856,094,701,799
2. majoo. • 💸2,981,417,403,807
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,181,469,157
4. crxlooser • 💸3,969,212,314
5. wnyc • 💸2,951,304,525
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,104,718,211
7. two_beers_ • 💸647,237,632
8. jeans00 • 💸43,526,192
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,662,948
10. call3022 • 💸4,931,002
-work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 💸2,303
-slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 💸4,479!
-crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 💸4,206 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
-bal
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💸11,279
💸55,305
💸66,584
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸11,279 on black.
The ball landed on: red 30!
No Winners :(
-withdraw all
Withdrew 💸55,305 from your bank!
-blackjack all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
-blackjack all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
-blackjack all
Result: Loss 💸-55,363

Value: 15

Value: Blackjack
-roll
:game_die: You rolled 6
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
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-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-Crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 💸0
-slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 💸6,791 to your Patreon!
-work
You got out of bed. Have 💸1,625
You have placed a bet of 💸8,854 on 31
The ball landed on black 22
No winners
-Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 8 seconds.
a/&64
-work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 💸1,600 for your insight into the future.
-with all
Withdrew 💸120,697 from your bank!
-roulette 1000 red
You have placed a bet of 💸1,000 on red.
The ball landed on: red 25!
Winners:
@summer basalt won 💸2000
-roulette all red
You have placed a bet of 💸124,030 on red.
The ball landed on: black 13!
No Winners :(
-Crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 💸8,788
-slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 💸887 after.
-work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 💸1,052 from ad revenue.
You have placed a bet of 💸11,996 on 31
The ball landed on red 27
No winners
-Crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 💸2,619.
-slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for 💸265!
-work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn 💸1,764.
You have placed a bet of 💸5,037 on 31
The ball landed on red 7
No winners
+rank
+rank
+rank
-work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 💸1,734.
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-2,356

Value: 22

Value: 10
+rank
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸16,491
💸16,491
-crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined 💸1,731.
-slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found 💸2,695 inside it
-work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 💸4,139 for your participation.
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,930

Value: 19

Value: 20
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸16,573
💸16,573
-with 5000
Withdrew 💸5,000 from your bank!
-bj 2500
Result: Bust 💸-2,500

Value: 22

Value: 8
Result: Loss 💸-2,500

Value: 16

Value: 17
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸11,573
💸11,573
-with all
Withdrew 💸11,573 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸11,573

Value: 20

Value: 22
-work
Your level got featured epic and you won 💸2,537
-slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 💸232
-crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for 💸3,366.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-6,036

Value: 15

Value: 20
stand
-dep 5000
Deposited 💸5,000 to your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-18,815

Value: 20

Value: 21
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸230,085,950,796,499
2. majoo. • 💸3,053,219,058,682
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,190,650,626
4. crxlooser • 💸3,973,181,516
5. wnyc • 💸2,954,255,829
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,105,822,846
7. two_beers_ • 💸647,884,869
8. jeans00 • 💸43,569,718
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,669,610
10. call3022 • 💸4,935,933
+rank
-work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 💸3,535
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,271 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸230,085,950,796,499
2. majoo. • 💸3,053,219,058,682
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,190,650,626
4. crxlooser • 💸3,973,181,516
5. wnyc • 💸2,954,255,829
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,105,822,846
7. two_beers_ • 💸647,884,869
8. jeans00 • 💸43,569,718
9. intrus_dc • 💸6,807,598
10. call3022 • 💸4,935,933
-Crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for 💸6,281
-slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 💸3,675
-work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 💸3,081.
You have placed a bet of 💸13,402 on 31
The ball landed on red 14
No winners
-work
You eat bananas for a living and get 💸4,780
-bj 4000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
-bj 2500
Result: Bust 💸-2,500

Value: 22

Value: 10
-bj 1500
Result: Bust 💸-1,500

Value: 26

Value: 10
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸6,168
💸139,580
💸145,748
-bj 2500
Result: Bust 💸-2,500

Value: 24

Value: 11
-bj 4000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸3,668 in cash.
-bj 3500
Result: Loss 💸-3,500

Value: 18

Value: 19
Your condom supply runs out and you pay 💸33,539 to restock.
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-33,371
💸139,580
💸106,209
Toter Tag…
-Crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 💸100
-slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 💸2,155 for your solid work.
-work
You got featured and won 💸4,833
You have placed a bet of 💸7,365 on 31
The ball landed on black 29
No winners
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 💸616.
-slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 💸2,630
-crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 💸3,639
-money
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💸555
💸10,970
💸11,525
-bj 555
Result: Bust 💸-555

Value: 23

Value: 3
-bj 1000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸48 in cash.
-bj 48
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-work
You work as a child birth educator and earn 💸4,416
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,749 to your bank!
-slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 💸6,611.
-dep all
Deposited 💸6,611 to your bank!
-crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 💸21,728.
-Money
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💸-21,728
💸108,640
💸86,912
-work
You work as a circus clown and earn 💸4,394.
-crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for 💸6,471
-bj all
Result: Win 💸11,623

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bj 5500
Result: Loss 💸-5,500

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
--bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸17,746

Value: 18

Value: 22
--bj all
Result: Loss 💸-35,492

Value: 16

Value: 17
---slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 💸8,066
--bj all
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 💸-8,066 in cash.
-work
You went to work and gained 💸1,901
-roulette all 0
You have placed a bet of 💸2,803 on 0.
-bal
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
+rank
+rank
-Crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 💸80.
-slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 💸1,408
-work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 💸4,952.
You have placed a bet of 💸6,853 on 31
The ball landed on black 4
No winners
+rank
.
-work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid 💸2,024 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,012 to your bank!
+rank
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 💸1,121 for moving traffic cones on the road.
-Crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 💸153 fine!
-slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 💸145.
-work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 💸2,853 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
You have placed a bet of 💸3,516 on 31
The ball landed on black 10
No winners
-work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 💸2,915 for tasting different types of tea.
-bj
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj 2000
Result: Win 💸2,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj 2000
Result: Bust 💸-2,000

Value: 23

Value: 6
-work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 💸2,594.
-crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 💸1,283 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
-slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 💸5,580!
-bj all
Result: Win 💸11,511

Value: Blackjack

Value: 16
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-19,185

Value: 22

Value: 11
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-balance
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸5,634
💸0
💸5,634
-bj 2000
Result: Bust 💸-2,000

Value: 26

Value: 5
-bj 2000
Result: Loss 💸-2,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
-work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 💸1,597.
-bj 2000