You have placed a bet of 💸4,160 on black.
Time remaining: 30 seconds
1 messages · Page 2 of 1
You have placed a bet of 💸4,160 on black.
The ball landed on: red 12!
No Winners :(
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.
-slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 💸4,493
-roulette all black
You have placed a bet of 💸4,493 on black.
The ball landed on: red 18!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 💸3,921
-crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 💸1,267.
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 💸4,994
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-8,097

Value: 23

Value: 2
-work
You went to work and gained 💸2,445
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,234 to your bank!
-work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 💸4,464
-slut
You post nudes on the internet for 💸4,007
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸13,968

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Win 💸34,920

Value: Blackjack

Value: 15
Result: Dealer bust 💸58,200

Value: 19

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-116,400

Value: 23

Value: 5
-bal
-work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 💸1,482
-slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 💸3,041
-crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 💸5,486 from their pockets.
-bal
-leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸226,662,116,091,622
2. majoo. • 💸2,340,668,719,350
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,053,887,531
4. crxlooser • 💸3,914,058,047
5. wnyc • 💸2,910,294,509
6. grt.xyz • 💸972,768,681
7. two_beers_ • 💸626,916,593
8. jeans00 • 💸42,072,857
9. call3022 • 💸4,862,489
10. apfelsoup • 💸4,813,319
Result: Bust 💸-10,436

Value: 23

Value: 3
-work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 💸1,553 for your services.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,139 to your bank!
das ist lange her
-work
You work in Greggs and earn 💸1,732
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,148 to your bank!
-Crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 💸202 for damages
-slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 💸226.
-work
You participate in a scientific study and earn 💸2,135 for your time and effort.
-work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 💸2,736 for your bravery and heroism.
-slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 💸9,281
-Crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for 💸4,971
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-1,178
💸100,000
💸98,822
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-60,961
💸101,825
💸40,864
-work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 💸3,450!
-Crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at 💸4,765.
-slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 💸2,468
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-50,278
💸101,825
💸51,547
-work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 💸1,431.
-crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 💸393.
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 💸5,895
-bal
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-7,574

Value: 19

Value: 21
-work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 💸4,755!
-Roulette all 14
You have placed a bet of 💸8,719 on 14.
The ball landed on: black 35!
No Winners :(
-Crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for 💸3,572.
-slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 💸4,051... yikes
-Roulette all 14
You have placed a bet of 💸7,623 on 14.
The ball landed on: black 6!
No Winners :(
-Crime
You stole a car and sold it for 💸1,911
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸2,398

Value: 19

Value: 22
-Bank
This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 5 seconds.
-work
You clean off the chairs and get paid 💸3,317
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,280 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸4,863,403
💸4,863,403
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸226,662,116,091,622
2. majoo. • 💸2,340,668,719,350
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,053,887,531
4. crxlooser • 💸3,914,058,047
5. wnyc • 💸2,910,294,509
6. grt.xyz • 💸991,297,124
7. two_beers_ • 💸626,916,593
8. jeans00 • 💸42,072,857
9. intrus_dc • 💸4,865,524
10. call3022 • 💸4,862,489
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
+rank
-work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 💸1,930
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,121 to your bank!
+rank
-bal
-Crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 💸201 for bail!
-slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned 💸2,824
-work
Your level got featured epic and you won 💸2,633
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 💸706
-dep all
Deposited 💸815 to your bank!
-work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 💸1,476
-Crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain 💸2,698
Result: Loss 💸-4,357

Value: 16

Value: 20
-slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for 💸3,278
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-3,278

Value: 16

Value: 19
-crime
You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 💸2,261.
-slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 💸580
-work
You clean the chimney and find 💸2,034.
-bal
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a help desk technician and earn 💸4,680
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,578 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸226,888,778,207,712
2. majoo. • 💸2,343,009,388,053
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,062,941,418
4. crxlooser • 💸3,917,972,094
5. wnyc • 💸2,913,204,803
6. grt.xyz • 💸992,288,340
7. two_beers_ • 💸627,543,509
8. jeans00 • 💸42,114,929
9. intrus_dc • 💸4,876,783
10. call3022 • 💸4,867,351
+rank
-work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸3,754
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,970 to your bank!
-slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 💸31.
-crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for 💸7,608.
-work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 💸590
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-bal
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-8,335

Value: 23

Value: 7
-work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 💸1,286
+rank
-work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 💸1,494 near one of the potatoes
-work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸2,442
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,800 to your bank!
Npcs
-crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing 💸5,101. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
-slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 💸3,029 at you.
-work
You work as a starving college student, you found 💸4,791 on the ground.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸13,841

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-27,682

Value: 18

Value: 21
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
+rank
-work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 💸4,467
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,926 to your bank!
+rank
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸4,890,479
💸4,890,479
-work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 💸2,454
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,212 to your bank!
-work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 💸4,776.
-bal
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸4,910

Value: 20

Value: 24
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-9,820

Value: 16

Value: 19
-work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 💸2,570
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,484 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-bal
-Crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for 💸514
-slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 💸271.
-work
You repair the arcade machines and receive 💸3,236
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸3,050 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn 💸2,867
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,222 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸4,998,516
💸4,998,516
-Crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for 💸8,909
-work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 💸1,973.
-Roulette all 14
You have placed a bet of 💸11,432 on 14.
The ball landed on: black 26!
No Winners :(
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-Crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined 💸122 but you really don't remember.
-slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 💸1,293 at you.
-work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 💸4,424 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 💸538.
-collectincome
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725749026145959976> | 0.7% (bank)
-dep all
Deposited 💸890 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. apfelsoup • 💸4,818,110
12. 591265194873978920 • 💸4,269,526
13. 833050137046941756 • 💸3,887,875
14. 999justus999 • 💸2,700,418
15. constaking • 💸2,483,738
16. luis3001 • 💸2,300,916
17. bayernkicker • 💸2,068,118
18. therealju07 • 💸1,747,027
19. .savory • 💸1,696,168
20. brawler_bro • 💸1,650,323
-work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 💸505.
-dep all
Deposited 💸990 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸226,888,778,207,712
2. majoo. • 💸2,452,314,909,127
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,062,941,418
4. crxlooser • 💸3,917,972,094
5. wnyc • 💸2,913,204,803
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,011,187,980
7. two_beers_ • 💸627,543,509
8. jeans00 • 💸42,114,929
9. intrus_dc • 💸4,999,506
10. call3022 • 💸4,867,351
-economy-stats
💸14,044,260
💸229,360,979,745,571
💸229,360,993,789,831
-Crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for 💸1,947.
-slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 💸6,137.
-work
You repair the lights and receive 💸3,861
-Roulette all 14
You have placed a bet of 💸12,810 on 14.
The ball landed on: black 35!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 💸4,807
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,247 to your bank!
-Crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 💸369
-slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn 💸5,357
-work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned 💸1,027 in profits
-buy x
I could not find any items in the store with that name.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 💸3,588
-work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 💸1,566.
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-work
You work as a beaver expert and earn 💸2,840
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,622 to your bank!
-work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 💸1,689.
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,600 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 💸4,707.
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725752406159392798> | 0.4% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-44,956
💸102,435
💸57,479
-Crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for 💸9,760
-slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 💸14,792.
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸-49,622
💸102,435
💸52,813
-withdraw 50000
Withdrew 💸50,000 from your bank!
-Blackjack all
Result: Loss 💸-378

Value: 17

Value: 20
Withdrew 💸5,000 from your bank!
-Blackjack 500
Result: Loss 💸-500

Value: 18

Value: 20
-blackjack 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 20

Value: 23
-blackjack 500
Result: Bust 💸-500

Value: 22

Value: 5
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
-roulette 500 black
You have placed a bet of 💸500 on black.
-work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
+rank
The ball landed on: red 14!
No Winners :(
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸4,576
💸47,435
💸52,011
-roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of 💸500 on red.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
-roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of 💸500 on red.
The ball landed on: black 15!
No Winners :(
-work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 46 seconds.
-slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 16 seconds.
-crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 57 seconds.
-blackjack 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 20

Value: 22
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸4,772
💸47,435
💸52,207
-blackjack
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-blackjack 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸500

Value: 18

Value: 22
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸5,272
💸47,435
💸52,707
-roulette 272 black
You have placed a bet of 💸272 on black.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,000 to your bank!
The ball landed on: black 10!
Winners:
@lyric shard won 💸544
-blackjack 500
Result: Win 💸750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 16
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸1,983
💸52,435
💸54,418
-blackjack 500
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,000

Value: Soft 17

Value: 24
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸2,983
💸52,435
💸55,418
-blackjack 500
Result: Bust 💸-1,000

Value: 22

Value: 10
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,983 to your bank!
-CRIME
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 💸7,047
-slut
You get paid 💸2,342 for crossdressing
-work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get 💸3,683
You have placed a bet of 💸13,797 on 16
The ball landed on black 17
No winners
-Crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 💸3,502
-slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 💸1,077.
-work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have 💸2,985 because we pity you.
-cf all
You need to buy a chicken from the store first using the command buy chicken
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
+rank
-work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 💸3,975
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,552 to your bank!
+rank
-work
You work as a pet food taster and earn 💸3,800.
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,861 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸5,021,796
💸5,021,796
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸5,122,412
💸5,122,412
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&620669446171656192> | 1.6% (bank)
-work
You work all day at the factory 💸4,251
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,444 to your bank!
-work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 💸4,396
-slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 💸1,050.
-Crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts 💸5,497 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
-Roulette all 16
You have placed a bet of 💸9,221 on 16.
The ball landed on: red 30!
No Winners :(
-Crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined 💸33.
-slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned 💸6,586
-work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 💸1,442!
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸7,073 richer! 🐓
-Roulette all 16
You have placed a bet of 💸14,146 on 16.
The ball landed on: black 20!
No Winners :(
-work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 💸3,016
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,870 to your bank!
-work
You worked at the office overtime for 💸2,815
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,508 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸5,134,234
💸5,134,234
+rank
-work
You work as a personal shopper and earn 💸1,486
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,000 to your bank!
-lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸227,115,666,985,918
2. majoo. • 💸2,454,767,224,018
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,072,004,359
4. crxlooser • 💸3,921,890,055
5. wnyc • 💸2,916,118,007
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,031,478,417
7. two_beers_ • 💸628,171,052
8. jeans00 • 💸42,157,043
9. intrus_dc • 💸5,136,234
10. call3022 • 💸4,872,218
-work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 💸2,241
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,982 to your bank!
-slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 💸176 after.
-crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer 💸5,530 to your own account
-work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 💸4,701
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725750792988000366> | 0.5% (bank)
-bj all
Result: Win 💸10,680

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bal
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
-bal
-Slot all
You lost 💸445
|
| 
|
|
⬅
|
| 
-Crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 💸0 fine!
-slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 💸0 for having your junk out.
-work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 💸4,352.
-buy c
You already own a chicken.
Send it off to fight using the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸4,352 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸8,704 richer! 🐓
-Roulette all 16
You have placed a bet of 💸17,408 on 16.
The ball landed on: red 14!
No Winners :(
+rank
-Crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 💸169
-slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 💸2,199
-work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 💸3,706 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-Crime
You work for a hacking association and earn 💸1,690
-slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 💸280.
-work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 💸4,982
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸5,574 richer! 🐓
-Roulette all 26
You have placed a bet of 💸11,148 on 26.
The ball landed on: red 36!
No Winners :(
-work
You find 💸2,848 randomly lying in the gutter
-dep all
Deposited 💸2,930 to your bank!
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1732142667:R>.
-work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 💸4,968 for moving traffic cones on the road.
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,988 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 💸4,250 when you got back home
-dep all
Deposited 💸4,272 to your bank!
-Crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 💸65.
-slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 💸3,823.
-work
You take your dog for a walk and gain 💸1,300
-Roulette all 1
You have placed a bet of 💸5,246 on 1.
The ball landed on: black 28!
No Winners :(
+rank
-work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 💸2,876
-dep all
Deposited 💸3,959 to your bank!
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸2,075,565
💸2,075,565
-leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
1. vinsebecker • 💸227,342,782,652,902
2. majoo. • 💸2,513,885,530,146
3. heiyo2 • 💸9,081,076,363
4. crxlooser • 💸3,925,811,934
5. wnyc • 💸2,919,034,125
6. grt.xyz • 💸1,032,509,814
7. two_beers_ • 💸628,799,223
8. jeans00 • 💸42,199,200
9. intrus_dc • 💸5,156,545
10. call3022 • 💸4,877,090
-collectincome
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725436669800742932> | 0.9% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸2,136,129
💸2,136,129
-with 136129
Withdrew 💸136,129 from your bank!
-bj 10000
Result: Dealer bust 💸20,000

Value: Soft 16

Value: 22
-bj 10000
Result: Win 💸15,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 5
-bj 10000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
-bj 10000
Result: Bust 💸-10,000

Value: 26

Value: 9
-bj 20000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 19

Value: 19
-bj 20000
Result: Bust 💸-20,000

Value: 24

Value: 10
-bj 20000
Result: Loss 💸-40,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸101,202
💸2,000,000
💸2,101,202
-bj 40000
Result: Bust 💸-40,000

Value: 22

Value: 8
-bj all
Result: Win 💸61,202

Value: 20

Value: 19
-bj 20000
Result: Bust 💸-20,000

Value: 23

Value: 3
-bj 40000
Result: Win 💸60,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
Result: Loss 💸-40,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸122,404
💸2,000,000
💸2,122,404
-bj 20000
Result: Win 💸20,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
-bj 20000
Result: Bust 💸-20,000

Value: 25

Value: 8
-bj 40000
Result: Loss 💸-40,000

Value: 18

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Win 💸83,259

Value: Soft 19

Value: 17
-bj half
Result: Win 💸83,259

Value: 21

Value: 17
-bj half
Result: Bust 💸-124,888

Value: 23

Value: 5
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-124,889

Value: 24

Value: 11
-with 200000
Withdrew 💸200,000 from your bank!
-bj half
Result: Bust 💸-100,000

Value: 25

Value: 10
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-100,000

Value: 22

Value: 7
-with all
Withdrew 💸1,800,000 from your bank!
-bj 800000
Result: Dealer bust 💸800,000

Value: 18

Value: 24
-bj 200000
Result: Win 💸200,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸2,800,000
💸0
💸2,800,000
-with 2500000
You don't have that much money to withdraw. You currently have 💸0 in the bank.
-dep 2500000
Deposited 💸2,500,000 to your bank!
-bj 100000
Result: Loss 💸-100,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸200,951

Value: 17

Value: 22
-bj half
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
-bj 50000
Result: Loss 💸-100,000

Value: 20

Value: 21
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸301,902

Value: 17

Value: 22
-bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust 💸50,000

Value: 17

Value: 23
Result: Dealer bust 💸50,000

Value: 17

Value: 23
-bj 50000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
-bj 50000
Result: Bust 💸-50,000

Value: 23

Value: 11
Result: Bust 💸-50,000

Value: 22

Value: 11
-bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust 💸100,000

Value: 20

Value: 22
-bj 50000
Result: Loss 💸-50,000

Value: 19

Value: Blackjack
-bj 100000
Result: Win 💸100,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
Result: Win 💸100,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸853,953
💸2,500,000
💸3,353,953
-bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust 💸50,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
Result: Dealer bust 💸50,000

Value: 16

Value: 22
-bj 50000
Result: Win 💸50,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
Result: Win 💸50,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
Result: Win 💸50,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
-work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 💸4,708 though.
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1732143004:R>.
-bal
-bj 6852
Result: Dealer bust 💸6,852

Value: 20

Value: 22
-bj 50000
Result: Win 💸75,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸1,179,176
💸2,500,000
💸3,679,176
-dep 500000
Deposited 💸500,000 to your bank!
-dep 15000
Deposited 💸15,000 to your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-18,704

Value: 17

Value: 20
-crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 💸4,050 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
-bj 50000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 17

Value: 17
-slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 💸3,761 from the men.
-bj 50000
Result: Win 💸50,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust 💸50,000

Value: 17

Value: 26
-bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust 💸100,000

Value: 21

Value: 26
-bj 50000
Result: Bust 💸-50,000

Value: 25

Value: 7
Result: Dealer bust 💸50,000

Value: Soft 21

Value: 24
-bj 50000
Result: Loss 💸-50,000

Value: 19

Value: 21
-bj 100000
Result: Bust 💸-100,000

Value: 23

Value: 8
-bj 200000
Result: Dealer bust 💸200,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸929,354
💸3,000,000
💸3,929,354
-bj 29354
Result: Dealer bust 💸29,354

Value: 16

Value: 24
Result: Dealer bust 💸44,031

Value: Blackjack

Value: 24
-bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸1,002,739
💸3,000,000
💸4,002,739
-dep 1000000
Deposited 💸1,000,000 to your bank!
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-2,739

Value: 26

Value: 11
-work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 💸4,807, albeit reluctantly.
-dep all
Deposited 💸5,393 to your bank!
-work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 💸1,247 off your new game.
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,812 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725458537546776577> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&409735902844289035> | 1.8% (bank)
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
💸0
💸5,267,210
💸5,267,210
-work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 💸1,004
-dep all
Deposited 💸1,450 to your bank!
+leaderboard
-work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 💸973.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸1,923

Value: 13

Value: 22
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725435120433233930> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&477630015706497036> | 2% (bank)
-work
You bought and sold items and profited 💸3,594
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-8,423

Value: 16

Value: 20
-Crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 💸0.
-slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 💸6,005 for your hard work.
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-6,005

Value: 14

Value: 18
-crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 💸3,317 in it.
-slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 💸5,320
-work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 💸896.
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸10,468

Value: 17

Value: 22
-buy c
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your chicken died 
-Crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining 💸3,725
-slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 💸638
-work
You drive women to the store for 💸946
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,298

Value: 13

Value: 20
-work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 💸2,468
-Roulette all 22
You have placed a bet of 💸2,491 on 22.
The ball landed on: red 5!
No Winners :(
+rank
-Crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find 💸3,281 and some butterscotch candy.
-slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 💸4,323.
-work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 💸2,954
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-10,829

Value: 22

Value: 7
-Crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 💸204 fine!
-slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 💸4,490
-work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 💸1,043
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj al
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
-bj all
Result: Dealer bust 💸6,301

Value: 19

Value: 22
-bj all
Result: Win 💸18,903

Value: Blackjack

Value: 10
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-31,505

Value: 16

Value: 17
-Crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 💸69.
-slut
Your friend pays you 💸463 for you to worship her feet
-work
You eat bananas for a living and get 💸4,784
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-5,351

Value: 13

Value: 18
-Crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 💸7,243 worth of valuables.
-slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay 💸4,937 to restock.
-work
You dig around in your yard and gain 💸4,049
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-6,842

Value: 17

Value: 20
-work
You cannot work for 14 minutes and 3 seconds.
-collect
You can next collect income <t:1732229222:R>.
-Crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for 💸5,643
-slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 💸948
-work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 💸3,771!
-bj all
Result: Win 💸8,752

Value: 19

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-17,504

Value: 22

Value: 11
-work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
-work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 💸3,940 worth of scrap.
-slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 💸603 for child support before disownment.
-crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 💸630.
Deposited 💸3,076 to your bank!
-collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&725748090409058334> | 0.9% (bank)
+rank
+rank
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
Result: Dealer bust 💸756

Value: 20

Value: 24
Withdrew 💸3,103 from your bank!
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-4,615

Value: 17

Value: Blackjack
-Crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 💸211 of stolen merchandise
-slut
You get paid 💸1,995 for crossdressing
-work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 💸2,967.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸6,215

Value: 20

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Win 💸12,430

Value: Soft 19

Value: 18
-bj all
Result: Loss 💸-24,860

Value: 12

Value: 18
-work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid 💸4,042 for your participation.
-slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for 💸1,220
-crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 💸1,469
-bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
-bj all
You are currently playing blackjack.
hit - take another card
stand - end the game
[Jump to message](#🎲bot-fun message)
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-4,183

Value: 24

Value: 6
-work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 💸1,714
-bj all
Result: Win 💸3,868

Value: Blackjack

Value: 15
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-6,447

Value: 22

Value: 11
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 💸965.
-bj all
Result: Win 💸965

Value: 20

Value: 19
You have bought a chicken to fight!
Use the command cock-fight <bet>
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸930 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸1,860 richer! 🐓
-cf all
Your lil chicken won the fight, and made you 💸3,720 richer! 🐓
-cf half
Your chicken died 
-bal
-bj all
Result: Bust 💸-3,720

Value: 22

Value: 11
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for 💸7,028
-roulette all 3rd
You have placed a bet of 💸7,028 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
-shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.

-work
You cannot work for 12 minutes and 15 seconds.
-bal
-slut all
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 22 seconds.
-slot all
You lost 💸899
|
| 
|
|
⬅
|
| 
+rank
+rank
-slot 10
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-slot 100
You lost 💸100
|
| 
|
|
⬅
|
| 
-bal
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
-slot 100