the-wan-show

[lean perch]

Yeah, I was refreshing Twitter, and didn't get it until someone gave me the direct link over in FP chat

[glossy apex]

Y’all are fast

[restive rain]

finaly someone else with a theme lol

[analog narwhal]

ikr! 🤷‍♂️

[nimble kettle]

Floatplane gang
Where you at?

[bitter finch]

youtube reps for LMG must all be panicking

[keen bloom]

here

[bitter finch]

YO!!!

[lean perch]

FP gang here!

[keen bloom]

FP gang is the best gang

[lean perch]

Can ya'll stop with the screen nesting?

[keen bloom]

no

[tired topaz]

No

[nimble kettle]

FloatPlane Nation! FPN! FPN!

[jade moon]

boredom is rough 😁

[bitter finch]

i dont wanna ruin this with profile pic less SS

[jovial tapir]

Screen nesting until WAN

[keen bloom]

soon™️

[keen bloom]

eeew

[sullen jay]

This keeps going until wan show ends

[keen bloom]

light mode

[nimble kettle]

Ahhhhh light mode! Make it stop!

[nimble kettle]

Oh no

[jovial tapir]

oh shit a fork

[tired topaz]

Oh no double screen nesting

[tired topaz]

It’s evolving

[reef bluff]

No wan show? 😓

[nimble kettle]

EGAD!

[analog narwhal]

Let's Go Bois! Triple Screen Nesting!

[clear glacier]

no wan show

[nimble kettle]

You missed it

[sullen jay]

Cmon wan show where you at

[jade moon]

😂

[iron cypress]

the mods are going to kill us

[mild siren]

whelp ive got to tend to my laundry again, heres to hoping its on by the time im back

[tired topaz]

This was the non chaotic chat during the hack yesterday

[sullen jay]

New wan show title: "My server is just pictures of pictures of a message"

[tired topaz]

#public-chat was a riot

[uneven veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/daddys-home2-daddys-home2gifs-stop-it-stop-that-i-mean-it-gif-9694318

[neat kiln]

Ok sorry

[uneven veldt]

thank you

[keen bloom]

Get some help

[median dune]

Where wan

[keen bloom]

Wrong timing

[tired topaz]

Fantastic timing

[neat kiln]

Was some good fun.
Can't wait for it to start

[analog narwhal]

I read Hannah Montana linux and noped out of there

[mild siren]

graphic design is my passion

[tired topaz]

Hah just saw that, I was talking about yesterday during the hack tho lol

Is there still 3 minute slow mode?

[analog narwhal]

`@elonmusk-usa tesla live steams powered by Hannah Montana Linux

[jovial tapir]

floatplane down for anyone else?

[nimble kettle]

It was down to a minute last time I was in public chat

[round ermine]

People are getting ansy. Shitposting is all we got.

[jade moon]

works for me

[jovial tapir]

ah so transient errors

[vital blaze]

No wan show still?

[hasty cave]

it's off and on

[atomic bough]

[iron cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-linus-tech-tips-ltt-lttstore-youtube-gif-19356047

[hasty cave]

if they wait to do WAN show until FP is fixed, maybe there's no WAN show tonight

[analog narwhal]

is this an accent thing for New York? 😛

[nimble kettle]

I was just on FP and it was fine

[tired topaz]

Nope, newark is a city in new jersey

[nimble kettle]

It's really slow tho

[quaint crown]

hehe

[nimble kettle]

Working just fine here.

[tired topaz]

Garbage time chad

[left swift]

can't login to floatplane 😦

[median dune]

That’s a lot of icons on that taskbar

[restive rain]

Thank you everyone and

[tired topaz]

At that point just use full screen start menu

[agile arrow]

👀 is that framework video ltt saturday video 👀

[analog narwhal]

guys, don't look at lttstore.com, spoilers 😄

[floral plume]

Your taskbar gives me anxiety

[jovial tapir]

That's a developer taskbar right there that is

[nimble kettle]

This is my pc for work and gaming. There's a lot of cross-contamination with icons

[analog narwhal]

where's WINAMP

😄

[tired topaz]

Finally someone else who uses w11

[hasty cave]

I use W11 too, is it not common?

[lean perch]

Linus in the FP live chat..no WAN yet

[arctic girder]

I use w11

[tired topaz]

There’s a lot of w10 warriors still

[nimble kettle]

Ignore the Roms bookmark folder.

[boreal osprey]

Man, I can't wait for WAN to start, just for me to not listen to it until next Thurs

[analog narwhal]

but will it blend?

[knotty flint]

(For those who don't know, alt+print screen screenshots only the active window, with whatever resolution it's in)

[jade moon]

ahh my eyes, i hate win 11 center align

[median dune]

Pay your Raymore bill

[boreal osprey]

W10 bc my 7 year old laptop can't handle W11

[tired topaz]

win+shift+s and drag over the taskbar

[nimble kettle]

That's been paid off for years at this poont

[jade moon]

sharex ftw

[tired topaz]

you can make it left aign

[iron cypress]

Left align

[knotty flint]

First the tweet image ception now the taskbar showcase

[iron cypress]

Looks weird to me with Win11 styling

[nimble kettle]

Win11 reminds me of ios6

[bitter finch]

i dont have a taskbar but

[grand geyser]

Where wan

[mild siren]

mfw im a developer and i literally have nothing pinned to my panel

[arctic girder]

Around the corner fucking lan

[mild siren]

just use plasma search cuz its not ass like windows

[nimble kettle]

Does it surprise anyone that I liked windows 8 for the start screen?

[tired topaz]

hell yea when lan show

[analog narwhal]

I liked it
Also Server 2012 Star Screen 😛

[mild siren]

lan show

[iron cypress]

Oh yeah sorry guys I don't have WiFi, we only got LAN not WAN

[empty oracle]

wan show is never late, nor is it early, wan show arrives precisely when it means to

[knotty flint]

LAN show is technically LTX 2023

[tired topaz]

slap that on a shirt

[nimble kettle]

The start screen wasn't exactly a chef's kiss but it held way more than task bar.

[analog narwhal]

isn't WAN outside your LAN?

[knotty flint]

The W in WAN stands for whenever.

[quaint crown]

I think the best solution is for them to just run a LAN show tonight and give us a public tunnel into their local network; what could possibly go wrong?

[tired topaz]

now we gotta share our start menus

[knotty flint]

Eh, classic shell menu here so it's pretty empty

[iron cypress]

I personally refer to it as Linus Standard Time.

[red mantle]

FloatPlane chat lagged as hell atm.

[west vapor]

@mild siren https://media.tenor.com/xJSM2Ky3WpgAAAAM/steve-ballmer-microsoft.gif

[jade moon]

mine is, i just mean the others

[arctic girder]

Just don't share it with elon musk

[mild siren]

exactly

[quaint crown]

As long as nobody starts sharing their session tokens

[nimble kettle]

I genuinely wish there could be not only separate desktops but those desktops could have different sets of icons.

[jovial tapir]

Ok now upload your crypto wallets

[floral plume]

dobe

[rocky hound]

Hope everything’s alright over there…

[mild siren]

i dont even use plasmas "start menu" i just use alt + space

[tired topaz]

dobe

[analog narwhal]

naaah we gotta go hard! I'm going for the recommended too 😄

[bitter finch]

i still laugh (and get frustrated at work) by how bad search on windows is compared to gnome tracker, krunner, mac's spotlight and all the other tools out there

[west vapor]

it called windows but you cant see anything

[arctic girder]

Where the fuck ate they its almost like st 1:30am here

[mild siren]

spotlight is honestly better than krunner in many ways, though krunner is nice in its simplicity of it gives you exactly what you type

[molten vector]

dare i post my mac dock

[tired topaz]

anybody from yurop still here?

[neat trout]

Currently just using StartAllBack

Lovely program

[neat kiln]

Oh are people doing start menus now?

[nimble kettle]

Don't do it. It's a losing game

[jovial tapir]

your fault for living across the Pacific

[iron cypress]

Shoot I thought it was wireless the whole time

[agile arrow]

if you mean europe, portuguese timezone still here, only 1:38 am

[mild siren]

wtf is this organization

[tired topaz]

you mean atlantic?

[analog narwhal]

BAN ANA for scale 🙂

[west vapor]

how do i select an area to screenshot on mac? i forgot x-x

[nimble kettle]

The tile interface on the start menu is something I find frustrating.

[mild siren]

windows mail 🤢

[lean robin]

In Germany its 2:40

[molten vector]

eh why not, it's not like im a mac fanboy

[bitter finch]

windows search would be better if they just switched back to whatever they had in windows 10 betas. even that was much better. anything else is much better than what windows has now

[neat kiln]

No nesting now

[tired topaz]

i just realized this server has 0 voice channels

weird

[tender portal]

Is there a show tonight?

[bitter finch]

I hate that windows removed ability to move taskbar on right in 11 too. on windows i like in on the right always visible. cant do that on 11

[quaint crown]

yeah, they are working on it

[jovial tapir]

not unless u fp subscriber

[tired topaz]

true

[glossy apex]

2 hours of waiting

[tardy pagoda]

if this is just a floatplane issus then i think we just dont us it but we should use it because of all the subscriptions it just got

[jade moon]

yeah a show your taskbar, desktop, startmenu show

[lean perch]

FP users have access to one

[mild siren]

windows 11 is such a meme

[neat kiln]

This is but my gaming machine

[west vapor]

tacks burr?

[tired topaz]

"wan show and tell"

[nimble kettle]

Yo, my windows install has been through so much. It started as a Dell windows 7 disc on an Acer Veriton, then a Z97 Extreme4, then MSI (that board died) and now it's on Aorus board.

The sound control panel takes forever to load. Lol

[tired topaz]

everybody share with the class your taskbar and start menu setup

[mild siren]

my bank is amazing

[molten vector]

i have this really nice iterm2 overlay mapped to cmd-shift-t

[west vapor]

menu?

[west vapor]

which?

[mild siren]

weat

[tired topaz]

start menu and taskbar on windowz

[west vapor]

ew vertical

:p

[jade moon]

they running on the same servers as floatplane? 😂

[tired topaz]

or whatever else on mac or linux

[pastel garden]

i like vertical on mac but not windows

[west vapor]

dock?

[tired topaz]

sure

[pastel meteor]

Yeah, I love iTerm's overlay mode. I map it to F1.

[mild siren]

nah they just use an ancient server and likely i had put my laptop to sleep and it tried to log out after 30 minutes but asleep so mullvad couldnt connect and it all got fucked

[nimble kettle]

Can you taste where the OLED stops and blackout curtain wall begins?

[restive rain]

gad dang how late are we talking

[west vapor]

it called dock because the mac has many ports? 🤔

[restive rain]

new ww?

[atomic bough]

startallback is great

[mild siren]

im a tab hoarder so shit just kinda does whatever

[neat trout]

Very great

[tired topaz]

you know people are getting antsy when the wan show chat shows several people are typing

[west vapor]

not just any people /several/ people

formatting fail

[pastel garden]

maybe bc the app launcher is launchpad so its launchpad and dock

[bitter finch]

needs special animation.

[tired topaz]

as in more than 7

[jade moon]

😂

[west vapor]

prepare for docking

[bitter finch]

discord would effing hide it behind nitro tho

[atomic bough]

did we already do the spam

[nimble kettle]

I was taught Several was 3 or more

[tired topaz]

yea it is, it was a joke

[restive rain]

complains about nitro not being worth it
discord adds new features to nitro, and people complain about it being nitro

[neat kiln]

Long wan show you think? Also one of the latest wan shows. going early into the morning

[atomic bough]

one(1)->a couple(2)>a few(3)->several(4 or more)

[arctic girder]

Fuck this i,ll watch it tomorrow

[west vapor]

several people are conjuring a shitpost

[mild siren]

im not that bad atm but i have like 6 different programs open

[restive rain]

made my own

[nimble kettle]

I remember arguing with my teacher that Seven or more makes far more sense.

[pastel garden]

bro even if its 3 hours and started in 15 mins it would end at 12 am for me 💀

[west vapor]

haha

[tired topaz]

it does

[bitter finch]

high quality video and stuff like that is cool. not animations tho

[clear glacier]

made my own

[tired topaz]

uh oh

[pastel garden]

oh no its an infinimeme

[tired topaz]

not this again

[nimble kettle]

A mod already told yall to stop that

[round ermine]

oh uhhhh

[nimble kettle]

Oh ffs

[restive rain]

oh my bad i missed that

[round ermine]

I did it before I saw that

[crystal saddle]

lol

[restive rain]

sorry 😭

[tired topaz]

the COO of lmg told us to stop actually

[pastel garden]

Made my own

Oh shoot we aren’t supposed to

Oops

[round ermine]

The sanity in here is dying

[restive rain]

oh 😭

[round ermine]

The wanshow is too late

[restive rain]

wan show more like wate show

[atomic bough]

approaching the latest it's ever been... 4 more minutes

for me anyway

[jade moon]

they going for a record

[restive rain]

that was sent by nick heavy though, diferent person 🤓

[nimble kettle]

Makes no difference which Head-Honcho asked it to stop.

[tired topaz]

shit you right

[solid raptor]

I mean I'm just watching a show while I wait for Wan to start

[round ermine]

https://youtu.be/S53fZTbKHG0

[crystal saddle]

when discover declines my floatplane charge because its outside of the us

smh

[clear glacier]

what is linus' definition of soon

[pastel garden]

eventually

[atomic bough]

Won't Actually happeN Show

[restive rain]

+2

[twilit jungle]

2-5 business days

[bitter finch]

when people said 5 hour wan show did they mean wan show delayed by 5 hrs?

[mild siren]

nappen

[neat kiln]

Boys, nick said stop

[restive rain]

+5

[nimble kettle]

That achronym is so clunky. Lol

[jade moon]

stop what?

[clear glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ltt-linus-tech-tips-meme-wan-show-gif-24453065

[restive rain]

free reddit karma here

[tired topaz]

infinimeming

[tired topaz]

thats what she said

[restive rain]

it will be tomorrow before we get todays show

[cobalt torrent]

where wan

[restive rain]

caught in a time machine

[jade moon]

Wan show now on saturday

[round ermine]

Soon: Next week.

[nimble kettle]

You missed it. It ended like 15 minutes ago

[jovial tapir]

for peasant timezones maybe

[cobalt torrent]

5 hour wan show is dead bois pack it up

[analog narwhal]

I'm gonna have to make a new coffee

[restive rain]

no i mean in pst

[tired topaz]

already almost there in est

[restive rain]

was going to say

its only 7 in pst

[pastel garden]

almost 9 for me

[restive rain]

wack central user

[pastel garden]

:(

[tender portal]

I can't wait to see Elon when the stream starts

[reef bluff]

[west vapor]

👀

[knotty flint]

it's only 5 am for me, oh well

[nimble kettle]

I don't understand this.

[pastel garden]

cant pick my timezone

[round ermine]

just a dumb expression.

[tired topaz]

too soon man

[restive rain]

to soon 🫥

[pastel garden]

it all fun and games until the actual tesla channel gets hacked

[nimble kettle]

Oh. Lol makes sense

[atomic bough]

[tender portal]

[ember shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710872438262595584/1082497812052316210/image0.gif

[restive rain]

[left swift]

tesla channel gets hacked, hacker plays wan show on the channel

[tired topaz]

i think it did at some point

[heady wadi]

no wan show tonight?

[jade moon]

tesla channel gets hacked and streams wan show

[pastel garden]

lets go reverse hack

[restive rain]

just wate

[nimble kettle]

Firey, but mostly peaceful.

[restive rain]

[jovial tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-atnight-burnt-at-night-gif-5581047

[heady wadi]

wait??? thats so long... lol

[pastel garden]

Linus Late tips

[restive rain]

ik ik

[mystic sentinel]

So no wan show???!!?!!?!

[tired topaz]

still wan show

[nimble kettle]

Whatever happened to that Why you always late meme?

[tired topaz]

just

[restive rain]

show wan be late

[raven cliff]

2 hours late?

[restive rain]

Linus puts the L in Late

[cobalt torrent]

Almost 2.5 hours late

least late podcast

[nimble kettle]

Linus puts the L in strawberries.

[pulsar mango]

well before it was ate

[restive rain]

yep

[jade moon]

so late im about to disassemble my pc and clean it 😂 the boredom is real

[pastel meteor]

44 minutes since this, so only 44 minutes late?

[karmic pendant]

"only"

[round ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[lean robin]

It sucks for people living in Europe :/
Its literary 3 am in Germany.

[mystic sentinel]

Maybe Sarah's is still making that shirt

[tired topaz]

its been 44 minutes since that tweet???

[raven cliff]

Show should have started 2.5 hours ago

[frigid wagon]

they broke a new record

[knotty flint]

Y'all missed out on the WAN Show it seems, here's a mini summary. ||/s||

[pulsar mango]

wan show gonna be hosted by elon

[iron cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-tech-tips-ltt-shocked-wtf-what-gif-21368004

[frigid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wolf-of-wall-street-clap-clapping-clapping-hands-leonardo-dicaprio-gif-22829304

[digital spire]

still nada?

[jovial tapir]

Don't worry guys, they're just prerecording the WAN show

[frigid wagon]

no WAN show on the horizon

[tired topaz]

microsoft flight sim time, anyone got any good airliner routes?

[frigid wagon]

yeah, i like taking the highway normally

[neat kiln]

We need a stats document for each week. including how late the show is. number of hot takes from linus. leaks. ect

[west vapor]

ya - EWR - PHL

[tired topaz]

nah too short

[reef bluff]

[nimble kettle]

Flight 23

[vague kite]

They're are two towers located in New York city, they route is very good

[tired topaz]

gimme like a 3 hour one, were gonna be here for awhile longer

[west vapor]

short till you realize you gotta fly out to sea and up around delaware to get around the traffic

[bitter finch]

new post?

[molten vector]

i dunno what y'all are on about. this is the shortest wait we've ever had for a wan show so far

[nova imp]

Since they're working on notifications....

[nimble kettle]

FP exclusive went up

[bitter finch]

floatplane went down again 🤣

[stoic narwhal]

ive never caught a wan show live, did i miss it?

[steady coral]

🤣

[tired topaz]

went up and went down pick a direction already

[west vapor]

we waiting still

[bitter finch]

no you did

[raven cliff]

You're early

[molten vector]

the duality of nature

[nimble kettle]

As if FP wasn't slow enough

[pastel garden]

wan show is actually going to announce Shortcoin by elon musk its the new ltt crypto totally real

[tardy pagoda]

but we still dont have wan show

[pastel wigeon]

Was hoping that I’m gonna catch the begining, but I guess I’ll go to sleep and will catch the end

[nimble kettle]

FP is up for me. It's just reallyyyyyy slow.

[odd violet]

i assume WAN is late again? lmao

[distant vapor]

Tje 8 hour wan show

[neat kiln]

2 hours late

[naive scroll]

Do we know if the wan show is gonna happen or not?

[neat kiln]

actually, 2 and a half?

[molten vector]

look they already almost lost the company this week. they're not gonna let linus on the mic after that. that's like tempting fate 😂

[sleek kayak]

they tweeted it will be late tonight

[pastel garden]

ok

[tired topaz]

yall remember during covid when wans were like an hour long?

[naive scroll]

Oh cool

[pastel garden]

yes

[neat kiln]

Gotta keep the wanshow streak

[pastel garden]

cant skip

[tired topaz]

the show must go on

[naive scroll]

How long is the streak by now?

[orchid kayak]

The wan show must go on

[tired topaz]

a few years

[molten vector]

god i hope they come on stream wearing like bootleg elon musk masks

[naive scroll]

Daang. Nice

[pastel meteor]

50 minutes ago

[pastel garden]

wan show gonna start at 4 am tomorrow and end at 5pm the same day

[neat kiln]

it's it like 5 yeears

[nimble kettle]

Luke's been up 32 hours

[knotty flint]

Past WAN Linus had an idea for an LTTStore product - a box

[naive scroll]

25h wan show when?

[nimble kettle]

I spy gray hairs

[reef bluff]

[deft oasis]

wan show subathon

[restive rain]

still waiting for wan show

[proud steppe]

We shall see if this stream is without FP or they gonna fix it first.

[restive rain]

its great that this is the day i chose to wait for it

[jovial tapir]

the real question is... how are luke's birds

[sleek kayak]

I was going to start watching a show but I dont know when the wan show will start

[restive rain]

probably what we are waiting on

[tired topaz]

i gotta rewatch the nvidia hardware unboxed kerfuffle wan show, linus was so mad

[odd violet]

this is the real question

[nimble kettle]

That's probably what's holding it back. FP is having a stroke and they fixing before wan

[tardy pagoda]

they put a new meme tshirt on the shop but it already sold out

[pastel garden]

they did?

[bitter finch]

big brain luke is just using new post to scale up before going live

[tired topaz]

theyve also got ladies underwear now

[mild siren]

https://www.howlateiswanshow.com/

[jovial tapir]

well they explicitly sponsored the explainer video via dbrand so

nothing is above them

[sleek kayak]

Wait Sarah designed a new shirt today and they already sold it?!

[lean robin]

https://www.lttstore.com/products/gone-phishing

[tiny bobcat]

no wan tonight?

[pastel garden]

dang thats a cool shirt sad i missed it

[restive rain]

ahkekekek

[hearty shore]

They're working on it, they said as much in the floatplane live chat

[molten vector]

my dog is pouting because no wan

[reef bluff]

[molten vector]

how dare they

[pastel meteor]

1. Draw image. 2. Apply as layer on top of blank tee in Photoshop. 3. Upload to CMS and add some text.

[knotty flint]

I can't believe it ||/s||

[tired topaz]

its funny because its a 2fa whale fishing for tokens and its got a basket of cookies with a floatplane in the top

[sleek kayak]

True. Thought they would take longer to test out first

[median dune]

Got to get on hype quick

[tired topaz]

wait is linus actually 5 foot 1

[mellow sparrow]

Thought that said LITCOIN

[lean perch]

The TShirt sold out!!!!

[restive rain]

starting a prediciton

wan show will start in 3 hours

[pastel meteor]

How does it sell out? They're making/ordering shirts based on how many orders are put in.

[sleek kayak]

Wow they got a lot of new stuff on lttstore

[jovial tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

[versed quarry]

I'm worried about the streak.

[tired topaz]

exactly, there no way its sold out

[restive rain]

tf? its sold out?

[raven cliff]

They're shipping the pre-recorded wan show through DHL so it's taking it's time

[mild siren]

this thing called production capacity

[tired topaz]

maybe theyll make it available during wan

[neat kiln]

bruh

[brazen isle]

They may have paused sales until wan to slow merch messages down

[jovial tapir]

IPoAC

[versed quarry]

It's probably delayed because Sarah hasn't finished the t-shirt yet.

[pastel meteor]

“ALL ORDERS SHOULD SHIP BY 4/20”

[tired topaz]

heh nice

[knotty flint]

Maybe they should prepackage it alongside the Christmas album

[tired topaz]

woah wtf were already almost 1/3 the way through 2023

[raven cliff]

They should remake the Christmas album but the lyrics promote crypto

[pastel garden]

i want the christmas album remade

badly

[heady wadi]

the wait for the show, now i understand the silence of the WANS

[nimble kettle]

How old is Luke? Like 35?

[restive rain]

do do do do do do do, do dod od do dod od ododododo

[jovial tapir]

the only thing stopping you from achieving your dreams is ||clicking this message||

[heady wadi]

noooooo

[restive rain]

me when auto unhide spoiler

[nimble kettle]

This segue from our sponsor

[molten vector]

TITLE CHANGE

[raven cliff]

I like how they complained about having no updates on what's going on on youtube's side when they resolve issues but we only get a single tweet describing even less when it happens to them

[restive rain]

SOON?!?!??!

IS IT HAPPENING???

[iron cypress]

Our Worst Week in Years - WAN Show March 24, 2023

[restive rain]

IS THIS, THIS, THIS OUR MOMENT?

[tired topaz]

AHHH ITS HAPPENEING

[jovial tapir]

quick, memeception it /s

[west vapor]

i still see offline

[glossy apex]

It’s not on YouTube

[lime blade]

I can’t even sign into floatplane on the website let alone the app

[tired topaz]

yea it is, but they changed the title of the stream on twitch

[jovial tapir]

too many passengers in the floatplane

need to vent some

[west vapor]

im not seeing i

[knotty flint]

Pre-show will be on

[coral patio]

has the wan show started?

[lean perch]

Not yet

[pastel garden]

its gonna be

[strange marten]

What are you guys saying, WAN show has been running for an hour already

[sleek kayak]

I'd love an ETA lol

[pastel garden]

soon

[delicate halo]

don't do that to me

[nimble kettle]

So FP itself is working fine. It seems to be the LTT section that's super slow. Garbage Time loads instantly and so does the browse section.

[brave shell]

title changed again

[pastel garden]

cuz they got so many new subs recently so fast

[jovial tapir]

Extremely Transitory Asscheeks?

[sand wigeon]

We might almost be there

[nimble kettle]

Accurate

[sleek kayak]

lmao

[atomic bough]

Estimated Time of Arrival

[molten vector]

me sitting down for wan show

[delicate halo]

like, I've missed the first 30 minutes of the past 4 wan shows

[sand wigeon]

Me siting down for want 3 hours ago

[coral patio]

is this the day linus and luke break their wan show streak?!

[sand wigeon]

Still here

[iron cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-on-smoke-cpu-blasts-potato-pc-gif-24592403

Floatplane servers

[pastel garden]

no.

[tired topaz]

start from the beginning at 1.5x speed, youll catch up

[nimble kettle]

You missed the whole thing. It ended 30 minutes ago.

[mint basin]

WAN show = Waiting All Night

[delicate halo]

i watch on twitch

[tired topaz]

shit nevermind

[delicate halo]

most of the time I've only missed like 10 minutes of the actual live show

[knotty flint]

I've been waiting for so long

[tiny girder]

doesnt even need to be that fast wan is like 4 hours now lol

[neat kiln]

Tonight

[tiny nimbus]

Oh my word finally caught up on backscroll, Discord’s the worst trying to scroll when people are actively chatting, jumps all over the place

[restive rain]

DUDE I HATE THAT SO MUCH

[coral patio]

it's already after 9 so the wan show will probably go till tmr

[tiny nimbus]

Woke up at 1:40am thinking I’d missed the pre-show but I’m still okay 😮‍💨

[gloomy marsh]

Still waiting

[jovial tapir]

ever since the UI merge

[delicate halo]

Does FP store the preshow in the VOD

[tired topaz]

you do know screenshots are a thing, right?

[nimble kettle]

I'm a fan of the Butt photo

[pastel garden]

does yt get the preshow? idk ive never been early enough

[gloomy marsh]

Using tablet to watch then my phone & the tablet isn't connected to discord.

[analog narwhal]

Our Worst Week in Years - WAN Show March 24, 2023

[delicate halo]

they don't

[pastel garden]

dang

[tiny nimbus]

Oh it’s been broken on iOS for years, reported a UI issue with the emoji picker a year ago and it’s like they don’t even test Discord on a single iPad internally

[solid raptor]

O guess I'll stop watching this show I was watching while waiting for Wan, since the soon seems much sooner now

[jovial tapir]

putting Butts in Seats since LinusButtTips

[agile arrow]

twitch just died for me

[glass torrent]

glad its not just me

[pastel garden]

almost no devs test on ipads. youtube has been completely broken and missing multiple features for like 7 years now

[agile arrow]

f twitch

[sand wigeon]

I just want pre show and I’ll watch the vid in the morning

[jovial tapir]

wha

[sleek kayak]

i was gonna watch superman but the stream could start anytime

[restive rain]

tik tok

tik tok

[glossy apex]

Twitch also crashed?

[delicate halo]

can confirm, though the experience is not much better on android as a recent switcher

[molten vector]

literal: "we are lamenting"

[glass torrent]

hold up, q operadora?

[nimble kettle]

Sarah Butt = Sandy Cheeks

[lean perch]

New vid dropped 20 mins ago on FP - React to Hacked memes.

This could be why WAN not here yet....Luke was doing that vid

[tired topaz]

we shall migrate to facebook live!

[drifting relic]

@here can confirm Linus and Luke were finishing up a Floatplane Exclusive. Take a look at the latest post.

[glossy apex]

TikTok what

[solid raptor]

I managed to work in 5 episodes of the show I was watching

[molten vector]

oh gawd

[neat kiln]

this is just

[mint basin]

cant even login on floatplane so

[tired topaz]

fantastic

[coral patio]

this is one of the few times that I've wanted to watch the whole show live

[neat kiln]

wonder what viewership will be tonight vs other wans

[tiny nimbus]

YouTube has been deliberately crippled on iOS (no background play + picture-in-picture like every other video app on iOS) unless of course you pay for Premium

[agile arrow]

meo

[tired topaz]

chefs kiss

[glass torrent]

twitch is back. no panic

[mystic sentinel]

I'm might just start holding my breath till wan show starts

[glass torrent]

same

[jovial tapir]

MFW the preshow was just move night

[pastel garden]

pip works now just poorly

[delicate halo]

Imagine if one day we all organized to watch on facebook live so all 20k people were on fb

[coral patio]

likely very high

[molten vector]

just unplugged the cable for my laptop and plugged it into my tablet. folks we are living in the future, don't take it for granted

[pastel garden]

only good thing they did on ios in a long time

[pastel meteor]

On this weeks's WAN Show, Luke will talk about stuff and Linus will be asleep face down at the desk!

[delicate halo]

I can't even do pip youtube on my android without premium

[sand wigeon]

Anyone know the earliest the show has ever ended

[neat kiln]

huh, you know, I wonder if they could find a way to stream to discord

[jovial tapir]

but but subscription services wahahah

[sleek kayak]

I recently started watching youtube on safari with my iphone and ipad. its so much better cause I can use adblock perfectly fine

[knotty flint]

Speaking of facebook

[tiny nimbus]

Not everywhere it doesn’t, I’ve switched to just watching in Safari with an Adblock extension

[agile arrow]

i swear if the only ones that had twitch die were from here this screams isp bullshit

[restive rain]

still waiting

[glass torrent]

seems to be back now, and some people are saying the same in chat. so probably not this time

[neat kiln]

Gonna play rocket league while watching wan

[molten vector]

i beta tested it. i can at least say they put actual work into it -- it improved a lot week-to-week

[pastel garden]

ive found most videos work with the exception of some random ones but its overall ok. if they would just give us community tab, a few bug fixes and such it would be fine

[molten vector]

originally you didnt have any of the playback controls

[pastel meteor]

What? Still? That was the case for YouTube iOS for a long time, but they finally gave up and let it have the same features every other iOS app has about 6 months ago.

[molten vector]

the video would crash pretty often initially

[tired topaz]

weve seen taskbars and start menus, now everybody show their overflow menu

[jovial tapir]

shoutout to picture in picture via JS

[pastel garden]

usually its just ios features that they dont put effort on for ipads

[jovial tapir]

document.querySelector('video').requestPictureInPicture()

that simple

[pastel garden]

yep and it took them years

[restive rain]

legit will be tmr before this works

[jovial tapir]

ever done a bookmarklet [on mobile]?

[pastel garden]

yes

[tiny nimbus]

There was a brief window in which I had three months of free Premium and the iOS app behaved perfectly in picture-in-picture mode, even integrating ads with skip buttons in the mini player once my Premium trial ended. And then it just stopped working

[knotty flint]

Oh this is why WAN Show has been late tonight, someone wake him up.

[tired topaz]

hes been sleeping for awhile

[restive rain]

i have another stream i watch that normally runs paralell to wan show on friday, today that one finished before wan show ever started

[delicate halo]

Linus has been asleep for 17 hours

[jovial tapir]

Trusty Framework Laptop tho

[worn cypress]

someone run in and say "we've been hacked again"

[atomic bough]

watching this while I wait

https://youtu.be/y1IE9zLKBrw

[pastel garden]

Same, right now like 80% of videos work perfectly for me no premium trial, 10% are playable but no skip or anything, and the rest just dont work

[molten vector]

ide setups, go

[knotty flint]

#the-wan-show slowly turning into #public-chat-2

[tired topaz]

i code in notepad

[sleek kayak]

always has been

[agile arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[molten vector]

we'll check back with this statement in 6 years

[neat kiln]

we're just chillin

[jovial tapir]

I code in Minecraft books

[pastel garden]

we are indeed chillin

[delicate halo]

i code in google docs as the best IDE

[delicate halo]

joma taught me well

[molten vector]

i could spot vscode a mile away

[neat kiln]

howlateiswanshow better update soon as it goes live

[restive rain]

im actulyl starting to like

[novel parrot]

It looks like float plane got a new video

[jovial tapir]

his latest videos tho heh 😬

[molten vector]

xcode my beloved, my first language was actually objc

[restive rain]

is this going toh appen tonight?

what is going on

[dry niche]

just let him sleep, he was up late night fixing the channel

[umbral summit]

Good thing I’m from australia and it’s only 1pm for me

[knotty flint]

I code in ChatGPT LUA using N++, useful for quick Source script edits & custom game SDKs

[delicate halo]

haven't really kept up, they don't look great tho

[pastel garden]

it will probably start in like 15-45 minutes if i had to guess

[glossy apex]

Tf we ain’t letting him sleep we’ve waited for 2 hours

[restive rain]

dosent help the only communication was with a tweet an hour ago

[neat kiln]

I actually wonder how yesterday affected them. line if it will be a negative per algorithm and all, or positive because of floatplace and new viewership and coverage

[glossy apex]

Give us a min of content

[pastel garden]

he was up crazy early

he is a human

[spice oak]

Linus needs his rest after having to get up at 3am Thursday due to his YouTube channel getting hacked.

[delicate halo]

i love floatplace, it is my favorite of places

[jovial tapir]

wait, Linus is a human?

[glossy apex]

At least a 1m wan show

[karmic pendant]

I'm hoping to hear more about all the cool Framework announcements.

[glossy apex]

1 minute is all I need

[glass torrent]

paint ide is all you need.

[pastel garden]

we will get it, just not right now

[pastel meteor]

I had to learn Java in college (mid-00s). I hated it so much I learned Obj-C at the same time and did all my assignments in Obj-C instead. If they required Java, I'd do it in Obj-C and then port it to Java.

[tiny girder]

bruh 3 am one day in a week isnt crazy

[quaint crown]

Who hurt you?

[molten vector]

i miss the era of apple when they'd do crazy stuff like that

[pastel garden]

i code in the messages app on my mac works great

[glossy apex]

Learning Java rn. Can’t understand how people hate it

[molten vector]

just

[jovial tapir]

Now write it in cursive

[molten vector]

entire java<->objc bridge

nbd

[pastel meteor]

Ritalin

[restive rain]

this is honestly obsured

[molten vector]

@pastel meteor i love the objc runtime. nothing has ever taught me to think outside the box quite like it

[jovial tapir]

does anyone like brie cheese

[pastel garden]

ew

[molten vector]

^ my own wip runtime class dumper

[pastel meteor]

Twice as much typing, half as much accomplished!

[restive rain]

like i want to sleep

[pastel garden]

the only cheese i hate with a burning passion its so weird

[restive rain]

but i want to see the preshow

[spice oak]

Yeah it is. Sleep is important.

[glossy apex]

There’s no way people think Java is harder than that

[atomic bough]

yes

[restive rain]

but i cant buy stuff

[jovial tapir]

but the yummy mold on top @pastel garden

[restive rain]

so here i am waiting for the preshow to start on twitch

[glossy apex]

It’s easy to stay up till 9am

[pastel garden]

oh boy mold

[tiny girder]

cap i live on like none lol

[rustic ingot]

The floatplane chat is anarchy

[pastel garden]

i sleep like 2 hours a night most of the time

[glossy apex]

Iv gone 32 hours of being awake with a full mental state

[pastel meteor]

Same. I love it the same way I love Ruby and JavaScript— simple OO rules, but boy can you make a mess with them. That said, for real work I like Swift a lot more.

[atomic bough]

you stick to your factory wrapped cheese slices and leave the connossieurs alone

[novel parrot]

when stream?

[pastel garden]

i eat almost any cheese except brie i hate it so much

[molten vector]

oh for sure

behold: what i can accomplish based off of what i know of objc runtime w/o looking at SO

[restive rain]

i want it and i want it NOW

[novel parrot]

Agreed

[faint cape]

Are we breaking the streak tonight?!

[iron cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-rip-gif-20553081

[restive rain]

they say no

but honestly at this point

[molten vector]

otherwise known as: really crappy classdump 😛

[jovial tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GpOfwbFRcs

[restive rain]

i feel like they all left the office and are home

[rustic ingot]

They will be ther… eventually

[pastel garden]

what shoudl i do with my ltt pins/stickers

[pastel meteor]

Java isn't hard, especially compared to modern multi-paradigm OO languages. Java is just very redundant typing, and relies on the JVM which can be kind of slow and clunky compared to alternatives. Also, Oracle suing other companies for using Java.

[faint cape]

Linus and Luke prob need to sleep

[atomic bough]

they're probs eating first

[rough venture]

Ask ChatGPT when WAN starts

[tired topaz]

nah its only 7 in bc rn

[gloomy marsh]

They are most likely having dinner and a nap because they know it will be a long steam

[molten vector]

@pastel meteor also yeah absolutely on the swift part. i've been building a mastodon client in swiftui pure. no uiview reps. swift is insanely robust, i cannot imagine having to write whole apps without it anymore

[molten vector]

LMAO

[restive rain]

i just want to see the preshow 😭

[pastel garden]

nothing in life is guaranteed except death and that the wan show will be late

[rough venture]

Fair, now ask bing

[rustic ingot]

Stick them to your screen, it improves the graphics

[atomic bough]

even taxes sometimes don't happen

[restive rain]

do they do a preshow with such a late show?

[drifting relic]

Debloated Microsoft Edge lol

[lean robin]

Hope not

[restive rain]

this will be wan after dark

[molten vector]

"Isn't that the show that deserves to be punished?"

[neat kiln]

3 hours late bois

a record?

[solid raptor]

I just feel sorry for bellic

[pastel garden]

+500 fps with the more fps sticker

[restive rain]

i want to stay up for it incase there is a preshow

since i can only watch it live on twitch

[drifting relic]

What ABOUT DAN????

DAN THE MAN!

[rustic ingot]

Easily, and it never lags and you nail every headshot

[molten vector]

this will either be the LONGEST wan show or the SHORTEST

[pastel garden]

my pc now has trust me bro warranty

[pastel meteor]

I haven't dove into SwiftUI yet. I love the UIView system too much. And when you actually split things into a bunch of XIBs like you do in every other app platform instead of abusing Storyboards, it's all neat and nicely managed.

[tiny girder]

the record is probably a week late lol

[rustic ingot]

Valid

[molten vector]

oh yeah. swiftui is too magic. it's magic in a lot of good and a lot of awful ways

[knotty flint]

I asked eight ball ChatGPT

[molten vector]

the documentation is woefully lacking

[drifting relic]

LMFAOOOO

[jovial tapir]

why are people stupid and ask gpt things

[tiny girder]

ah yes it is curently march 10

[drifting relic]

@molten vector please move convo to #development

[rustic ingot]

Because they’re hoping it won’t judge them

[bitter finch]

thats bing btw

[knotty flint]

...Who's gonna tell him

[tiny girder]

dang it lol

[bitter finch]

i believe it

[jovial tapir]

same difference. chinese room

[lean perch]

GONE FISHIN! SHIRT BACK UP

https://www.lttstore.com/products/gone-phishing?variant=40058816430183

[hearty wedge]

Meanwhile in google Shakespeare land

[pastel meteor]

Most of the docs for protocol- and builder-heavy stuff is lacking currently, yeah. I hope they announce some improvements this WWDC, since the big DocC updates were last WWDC.

[bitter finch]

its worse than bing!

[hearty wedge]

It really is

[tiny girder]

it got fridays right

[jovial tapir]

that's what people need to learn about AI

[drifting relic]

there's tons of new drops on lttstore.com

[neat kiln]

10am gat dayum

[hearty wedge]

It can't even tell you what time it is right now xD

[jovial tapir]

all marketing

[bitter finch]

new and improved bard!

[hearty wedge]

But it will tell you the date

[jovial tapir]

no results

[hearty wedge]

And the current Unix timestamp

[dry niche]

well i'll still on bing's waiting list for more than a month

[jovial tapir]

AI proves the asker is stupid

[neat kiln]

can someone ask an ai image generator what lttstore looks like

[rustic ingot]

Altered Carbon was the only fiction that accurately portrays the future of AI

[molten vector]

cause then i'll just be like "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" and it'll be like OH DID YOU KNOW NavigationLink DOESN'T LAZY-LOAD and i'll be like "nooooo???"

[pastel meteor]

Also the compiler's warnings/errors can be crap for complex protocol or builder stuff. I believe there's improvements in the pipe for Swift 6.

[drifting relic]

@molten vector MOVE CONVO TO #development

[bitter finch]

It isnt much better

[hearty wedge]

And if you ask it why xD

[bitter finch]

and this

[jovial tapir]

the reasons are all made up

[pastel garden]

bing has been a good bing ☺️

[jovial tapir]

and worse than a web search

[pastel garden]

lol

[jovial tapir]

idk why people hold trust in these AI swindlers

[hearty wedge]

You weren't looking for fictitious web search?

[neat kiln]

the wan show was never on haitus for the entirety of covid19

[pastel garden]

i love when chatgpt blatantly creates fake sources

[odd nacelle]

Man that was a great wan show.

[bitter finch]

both bing and bard think show is on hiatus but openAI's own chatgpt site has better infor.

[jovial tapir]

money creates fake prophets like Musk

[hearty wedge]

Bard implies it has a floatplane subscription

[restive rain]

wyhgsertgwsAEYHW+

[pastel meteor]

Where is that from?

[bitter finch]

good guy bard

[restive rain]

Wan Always Neverhappens

[knotty flint]

Floatplane chat

[hearty wedge]

Shame it lies

[jovial tapir]

it doesn't imply anything, derp

[pastel garden]

all ai lies lol it just cant help it ig

[nimble kettle]

I'm gonna guess it'll start at 45 after or at top of the hour.

[restive rain]

so we will start soon

[knotty flint]

I'd get FP if I could've afforded it but eh, I'll wait for Twitch or even FB

[round ermine]

Linus? more like Lie-nus.

[restive rain]

finally ?

[drifting relic]

old lol

[delicate halo]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-internet-tell-lies-buster-lie-gif-4986649

[pastel garden]

everything on the internet is true guys especially if an ai says it

[round ermine]

im too sleepy to be witty.

[nimble kettle]

Is this a real thing Buster said? That's effing hilarious

[rocky hound]

It’d be great if they could make a announcement, a eta, a sitrep if the current situation

[bitter finch]

luke is american

[sleek kayak]

I would get FloatPlane if I knew others on the platform so I could watch multiple people

[pastel garden]

i would get floatplane if i wasnt poor

[rocky hound]

Lmao

[delicate halo]

Linus? more like why-isthewanshowsolate-nus

[nimble kettle]

Luke is dual citizen, isn't he?

[open dome]

Phishing shirt

[lean robin]

No

[bitter finch]

it keeps getting worse

[open dome]

Twitch chat be nuts right now

[jovial tapir]

yeah bc it's a waste of time

[delicate halo]

fair enough

[iron cypress]

We’re Actually Not show

[pastel garden]

when they go on sale should i get black or orange phishing shirt if i get one

[restive rain]

anyone have an updated timeline?

[tiny girder]

really stretching that ish

[nimble kettle]

Already on sale.

[frigid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/schitts-creek-david-rose-its-too-much-gif-15718217

[restive rain]

i just need to get to the start of the yt stream

[arctic girder]

They are going to cancel the show

[sleek kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-you-are-late-gif-24245822

[frigid wagon]

🤌

[dusky kernel]

[lean robin]

ITS LIVE

[restive rain]

ITS TIME

[bitter finch]

live!

[tired topaz]

SHOW TIIIIIME

[gloomy marsh]

ITS ON

[nimble kettle]

FP LET'S GOOOOO

[drifting relic]

LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gloomy marsh]

Live

[pastel garden]

ITS LIVE

[haughty kite]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[drifting relic]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tiny girder]

something happeng

[sleek kayak]

LETSGOOOO

[sand wigeon]

lets gooo

[lean perch]

yay!!!!!!

[sand wigeon]

add ughhh

[neat trout]

We are LIVEEEEE

[iron cypress]

THE SHOW IS ACTIVE

[sand wigeon]

live yipee

[drifting relic]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[orchid kayak]

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[obsidian citrus]

Must be nice XD

[solid raptor]

[tender portal]

What happened to the channel

[turbid shoal]

not on yt....

[soft steppe]

yay

[glossy apex]

Not on YouTube

[restive rain]

ish is an understatement

[molten vector]

wtf is linus talking about

[soft steppe]

pre show

[sand wigeon]

no pre show on YT

[pastel garden]

its almost 10 pm for me lol

[tiny girder]

close enough lol

[frosty remnant]

its on twitch

[sand wigeon]

almost 11 for me

[restive rain]

twitch.tv works 🙃

[soft steppe]

and floatplane

[sand wigeon]

read lips lol

[tiny girder]

and hes gone again

[dusky kernel]

12am lol

[dry niche]

11am for me

[blissful forum]

Lip readers

[restive rain]

whats he saying

lip readers come out

[tiny girder]

ah yes wan for the deaf

[coral sphinx]

no sound, right?

[blissful forum]

I summon thee

[pastel garden]

lol it will prob end at like 1 am for me and 3 am for you

[neat kiln]

someone who reads lips tell us

[round ermine]

Linus looks stressed

[nimble kettle]

Twitch is on, yall

[restive rain]

GIVE US THE INFO

WHO READS LIPS

[molten vector]

my default posture

[jovial tapir]

yeah no sound

[sleek kayak]

me when I game and watch videos

[sleek kayak]

something came up so they had to mute

[knotty flint]

Now to enjoy timestamping at 5:46 am, woo

[nimble kettle]

Bet they're talking about new merch

[tiny girder]

damn this is a long mute

[restive rain]

[molten vector]

god they both look exhausted

[jovial tapir]

the silence is deafening

[odd violet]

i was gonna say is twitch silent for yall? lmao

[sand wigeon]

yess

[jovial tapir]

that luke laugh

[molten vector]

i knew it was gonna hit them hard but not that hard

[dreamy dragon]

Someone should have pointed out to them that the late counter wasn't a challenge.

[turbid shoal]

will they not be streaming on yt?

[jovial tapir]

FUCKING UNPLUG

[lean perch]

FP just went down again for me

[jovial tapir]

push it good

[distant vapor]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[jovial tapir]

push that code

[silent blaze]

still preshow? Twitch is live

[molten vector]

oh man luke's voice is gone bro

[jade moon]

Lulz i left, took pc apart, cleaned, came back and still no wan show 😂

[tiny girder]

this is the preshow, when the show starts the yt stream will start

[sand wigeon]

how long is pre show normaly

[marble ocean]

Youtube stream up yet?

[sand wigeon]

no

[dreamy dragon]

Six to ten working days.

[restive rain]

only twitch

[tiny nimbus]

Luke “Floatplane has pushed some stuff to prod[uction] that [I’m] not happy about” ☠️

[fluid hornet]

People have joked about them not resetting/updating the stream key but you have to wonder

[sleek kayak]

Did floatplane also get hit

[analog narwhal]

"I'm back now papa!"

[silent blaze]

all those new FP subscribers are breaking the web

[sleek kayak]

show till 2am?

[restive rain]

they are making to much money, uh oh .

jk

[silent blaze]

4 hours the past couple of weeks

[turbid shoal]

so how long is prestream normally?

[restive rain]

but still quite funny

[tiny girder]

seems legit

[restive rain]

depends, i think they are just watiing for fp to start before doing the start of the show

[jovial tapir]

couple of drips

[pastel garden]

woo its tech tipping time

[flat steeple]

FP is running, just checking for issues etc.

[sleek kayak]

yikes

[merry fable]

nice

[pastel garden]

oh no i just banged my macbook with my ltt waterbottle oh no

[restive rain]

yea im hearin them

[rocky dawn]

nICE

[analog narwhal]

Things have been pushed to Floatplane today :S

[nimble kettle]

FP runs on DSL

[distant vapor]

Nice

[marble ocean]

Nice

[analog narwhal]

Updates brok init 😄

[nimble kettle]

Steve Jobs moment. Lmao

[jovial tapir]

twerking on the enter key

[tiny girder]

i cant wait for the luke rage clip

[pastel garden]

why doesnt yt get the preshow?