The Intel one makes that $7000 look cheap
#public-chat
unique galleon
open thunder
until you get the upgrades
tired glade
Wait for reviews,if ram will be big bottleneck
winged yarrow
You got a good jib cut, son.
full fossil
craig's back
warm terrace
Oo ios
tired glade
Server mount for that
warm terrace
Is Craig gonna Superman run today
polar fern
These are not meat for everyday users.
vapid crown
iOS time!
clever wadi
It's like 8 times less memory
tulip tusk
7k is like 0.2% if you include the upgrades
winged yarrow
These are not meat for everyday users.
tired glade
It's like 8 times less memory<:7_:963763542538977300>
Unified memory, waiting for reviews
warm terrace
FINALLY
tired glade
Android, don't do this
clever wadi
And you can't even plug in graphics cards thanks to Apple m series memory address mismatch
polar fern
It’s. Not. For. Everyday. Users. $20k for a production company is nothing
tulip tusk
Not even Android has that
Congratulations Apple
granite tinsel
android can't even get close to that
tired glade
And you can't even plug in graphics cards thanks to Apple m series memory addres...
GPUs are dead on mac, igpus everything and acceleration card instead
clever wadi
Indeed, it's narrowly targeted for production.
open thunder
why do I need this shit
thats the thing, you dont
tender geyser
ok thats cool
gilded forge
apple actually found a useless feature that android doesn't have lmao
warm terrace
Lol this is cool
full fossil
answering machines make their grand return
unique galleon
That's fucking epic ngl
vapid crown
Creepy but cool
tired glade
Hahah
warm terrace
Too bad my country doesn’t use voicemail
granite tinsel
macs are actually quite different from PCs on a hardware scale again for the first time in like 15 years and people are still acting like they are
full fossil
that's actually smart tho tbh
clever wadi
apple actually found a useless feature that android doesn't have lmao
I remember Google pixel have this?
open thunder
ok thats very good
gilded forge
my Pixek does that
tired glade
Creeps will go all in with new update
gilded forge
I remember Google pixel have this?
I meant the call posters
full fossil
imessage updates?
tulip tusk
yup
granite tinsel
is messages gonna get RCS? 
clever wadi
gilded forge
is messages gonna get RCS? <:heh:834962372984176712>
I so hope so#
tired glade
New leakes of conversation will be juicy in future
warm terrace
Wow searching
raw pagoda
bwoah
full fossil
did you make your own ricotta?
tulip tusk
Bruh now they copying WhatsApp
granite tinsel
oh that's cool for the voice messages
vapid crown
Search is a thing but it’s awful
full fossil
Wait, search wasn't a thing yet?
search was, just not "search filters"
unique galleon
A million viewers 😳
granite tinsel
i was surprised swipe to reply wasn't a thing
gilded quest
so the apple silicon mac pro supports everything but gpus for expansion?
warm terrace
These are such basic features
echo kettle
Hello 👋
tired glade
I can see how this can be explained too
granite tinsel
so the apple silicon mac pro supports everything but gpus for expansion?
seems like it? will have to find out more tho
tulip tusk
"end to end encrypted"
Welcome to the cap store 🧢
warm terrace
Isn’t this life360
full fossil
this actually might be useful kinda, for parents and such
vapid crown
This will be great for parents 💀
granite tinsel
...hiding all that shit behind another tap, huh
gilded quest
seems like it? will have to find out more tho
it doesn't (physically) support their first party MXM gpus, so im assuming the OS has no 3rd party gpu support still
tired glade
Network sharing with sync...oh,no...no no no
full fossil
yay stickers fun
granite tinsel
it doesn't (physically) support their first party MXM gpus, so im assuming the O...
well not GPUs, but other PCIe expansion
warm terrace
Oh this is shit
granite tinsel
lmao
ivory marsh
..alright
rancid bloom
WWDC is pretty good
gilded quest
well not GPUs, but other PCIe expansion
yeah i said it should support everything* thats not a gpu pretty much, right?
granite tinsel
i love these dumb additions
vapid crown
It’s so silly lol
granite tinsel
yeah i said it should support everything* thats not a gpu pretty much, right?
that is the idea behind it
tulip tusk
bruh i dont like where this could be going
granite tinsel
is that an epic funny craig federighi moment
tired glade
Wait, isn't that in Discord already?
unique galleon
They added the Snapchat feature from 7 years ago lmao
ivory marsh
Wait, isn't that in Discord already?
yeah but i think this is based on your own videos
tulip tusk
why would i need effects on stickers
vapid crown
Craig carrying the event
tired glade
Lol
warm terrace
Craig carrying the event
Why isn’t he the one speaking
open thunder
OMG Basketball
tired glade
Boys will like this
ivory marsh
this seems familiar..
tired glade
That's cloud, right
open thunder
airdrop changes??
warm terrace
Everyone for 10m is so shit
granite tinsel
nah it's just a new feature
stoic beacon
airdrop with pc please!
Keep dreaming.
warm terrace
This is so cringe
vapid crown
Keep dreaming.
tired glade
Hahah,that thing andoid dropped like 10 years ago
granite tinsel
it's... airdrop but with NFC? this is something android has had for a while now, right?
but i haven't been able to use it more recently
tired glade
No,it was before smartphone era
warm terrace
Is a new phone gonna be release today
tawny swallow
oh they bringed the intro back!
granite tinsel
i remember NFC sharing photos on my nexus 5
tired glade
Is a new phone gonna be release today
No
vapid crown
Is a new phone gonna be release today
Later this year. Fall
warm terrace
K
granite tinsel
did... craig just say "e-MAH-jee"?
warm terrace
What about the VR
vapid crown
Today
tired glade
History channel hahah
granite tinsel
What about the VR
might be the "one more thing" of this keynote
full fossil
emawji.
full fossil
might be the "one more thing" of this keynote
absolutely it will
ivory marsh
a what?? 
tired glade
What about the VR
30 min of 1 hours event pass
stoic beacon
Pretty sad how both Google and Apple this year primarily demo-ed customization aspects targeted towards the eleven-year-old demographic.
tired glade
Oh, AI
stoic beacon
Such an absurd focus on stupid emoji garbage.
granite tinsel
autocorrect improvements; i hear--
ivory marsh
oh wow another thing on android
granite tinsel
oh my god.
full fossil
ducking.
tired glade
oh wow another thing on android
That thing on windows since 98
vapid crown
HA DUCKING
open thunder
hah the reverse autocorrect is on android for ages
granite tinsel
that ducking joke was pretty good
tulip tusk
That thing on windows since 98
the chinese had it since the 90s iirc
stoic beacon
Yeah, this is just....sad. "We're catching up to Android by adding these ancient features, and here's a $7,000 cheese grater."
vapid crown
Another useless feature I don’t care about
granite tinsel
someone cares about it clearly for them to be making it
ivory marsh
itll at least make ios autocorrect work a bit better
open thunder
what the fuck is journal
tired glade
the chinese had it since the 90s iirc
Since printer support Chinese,it was added
tulip tusk
Since printer support Chinese,it was added
damn
open thunder
who needs an app like journal
ivory marsh
i like the memories stuff apple does
tired glade
someone cares about it clearly for them to be making it
Everyone waiting for vr headset announcement
tulip tusk
who needs an app like journal
self improvement ppl probably
gilded forge
"when you just want to type a ducking word" was genius and so meta. I use Gboard tho anyway
rare slate
I would use this journal app lol
vapid crown
So where’s the App Store change….
ivory marsh
yeah almost everyone is watching for the headset
tulip tusk
what headset?
tender geyser
vr thing
tired glade
So where’s the App Store change….
EU law will start working in 2025
tulip tusk
they probably wont mention it
open thunder
So where’s the App Store change….
its most likely gonna be kept quiet because its ony an EU thing
ivory marsh
oh..
full fossil
alarm clock!
vapid crown
Damn
ivory marsh
thats pretty cool actually
full fossil
like the apple watch but bigger!
tired glade
Wtf
tulip tusk
most expensive alarm clock ive seen
stoic beacon
So where’s the App Store change….
They're not going to talk about it because the Apple users in the US need to stay under the impression that they have no rights to their technology.
gilded forge
this guy actually talks like a fucking AI
tired glade
Oled screen will like it
full fossil
Kinda late, any new product launches yet?
stoic beacon
Otherwise, their empire over here falls apart
burnt meteor
who watching wwdc 23
tulip tusk
Kinda late, any new product launches yet?
- M2 Ultra
- iMac with Apple Silicon
- 15" MacBook Air
open thunder
but youll need a fucking stand for that app
full fossil
Kinda late, any new product launches yet?
15" macbook air, mac studio with m2 max and m2 ultra, that's it so far
full fossil
who watching wwdc 23
1 million other humans
tired glade
this guy actually talks like a fucking AI
They need training model, after all 
gilded forge
why are they acting like this is a new feature
ivory marsh
i hope that stand charges it too
stoic beacon
Kinda late, any new product launches yet?
$7,000 CheeseGrater2.0
vapid crown
but youll need a fucking stand for that app
You can get MagSafe stands that aren’t too expensive
ivory marsh
ooh
full fossil
$7,000 CheeseGrater2.0
Uh, that's the max spec... right?
gilded quest
Kinda late, any new product launches yet?
NEW 15" m2 air
UPDATED M2 studio and m2 pro
stoic beacon
why are they acting like this is a new feature
Have you never watched one of these before? That's extremely normal for them.
ivory marsh
im dreading how much that stand will cost
gilded quest
$99
tulip tusk
- M2 Ultra
- iMac with Apple Silicon
- 15" MacBook Air
@full fossil also we got a Mac Studio with M2
full fossil
making lazy siri users even lazier!
vapid crown
That’s all they’re announcing?! I’m so done….
stoic beacon
Uh, that's the max spec... right?
No. That's starting.
tired glade
Twitch streamer will like new change
full fossil
Tbh none of these are interesting 
tulip tusk
Uh, that's the max spec... right?
Its apple
thats just the base
gilded forge
as someobe who keeps my phone flipped over, this is useless
tulip tusk
now iPadOS
tired glade
no new apple music changes? 😦
They hadn't had enough space on slide for that
ivory marsh
were they not on ipad before?
full fossil
They hadn't had enough space on slide for that
you right you right
gilded forge
well my iPad is on 12.5.6 so this doesn't matter to me
warm terrace
This is exciting
tired glade
I should get a iPad and break the OS
tulip tusk
new reminder sounds useful
vapid crown
What was that editing lmao
tired glade
Wait,is he really AI generated?
full fossil
crAIg??
full fossil
well my iPad is on 12.5.6 so this doesn't matter to me
I used to have an Ipad that was permanently stuck on ios 11 after it lost update support. All the apps stopped working and I had to just recycle it
cant spell craig without AI
tulip tusk
Well finally
tired glade
So, what's new?
gilded forge
Wwhy won't these widget things be on iOS then...why only ipafs..?
tired glade
Wwhy won't these widget things be on iOS then...why only ipafs..?
Because
stoic beacon
I used to have an Ipad that was permanently stuck on ios 11 after it lost update...
That can't be true, they care about the environment just...so so so much, right?
full fossil
So, what's new?
ipad just getting what iphone already had, typical second child behavior
vapid crown
Imagine focusing a new feature just on wallpapers…
gilded forge
I used to have an Ipad that was permanently stuck on ios 11 after it lost update...
I jsilbroke so I just sideloaded the old version IPAs
tulip tusk
So, what's new?
Lockscreen customization
Interactive Widgets
if you mean iPadOS 17
tired glade
Lockscreen customization
Interactive Widgets
if you mean iPadOS 17
Oh that's new
tulip tusk
thats not all
full fossil
That can't be true, they care about the environment just...so so so much, right?
I recycled it with a local electronic recycler that I trust cause I know the people that work there lol
gilded forge
fucking space
tired glade
That's mini led, right?
granite tinsel
these are nice additions for ipad
full fossil
I jsilbroke so I just sideloaded the old version IPAs
I wish I knew tht was possible
warm terrace
I wonder if this will be available on my iPad Pro 2018
tired glade
This looks like windows 11 now
tulip tusk
Okay this is genuinely good
warm terrace
Okay this is genuinely good
It’s already kinda a thing tho
tulip tusk
It’s already kinda a thing tho
ik
tired glade
Hahahah
full fossil
calculator?
tulip tusk
HEALTH ON IPAD
warm terrace
LOL
full fossil
Timmers
vapid crown
calculator?
Never
full fossil
dammit
warm terrace
fuckin hell
vapid crown
LMAO
full fossil
Timers the Holly beings, fucking amazing
open thunder
FINALLY THE FING LOCKSCREEEN
gilded forge
"we truly love in an age of wonder #s" you're talking about fucking TIMERS
tired glade
So,they fixed ui, nice
warm terrace
all we want is a calculator
ivory marsh
thats probably gonna be used more for people in physiotherapy or something
tired glade
all we want is a calculator
Don't tell me standard apps not on iPad
full fossil
how many kits does apple need
tulip tusk
Why would you need HEALTH on iPad
"Oh yeah lemme just run a marathon with my 12" M2 iPad Pro"
WTF
warm terrace
Ooh pdf editing?
tired glade
Boys and girls,PDFs
full fossil
Lol
ivory marsh
finally autofill without using acrobat
gilded forge
pdfs..? bro they're stalling
full fossil
Pdf's, fucking legendary
warm terrace
THIS IS ALREADY A THING
tulip tusk
Finally sth normal on ipad
full fossil
so, acrobat.
tired glade
Wait, iPad is that behind
tulip tusk
yes
full fossil
cool
vapid crown
iPad OS is pretty dumb
granite tinsel
PDF upgrades to notes is going to be a massive upgrade for my schoolwork
tired glade
I will skip getting iPad
full fossil
acupuncture anyone?
gilded forge
THEY STILL haven't fixed the dang notification drawer tho...
ivory marsh
so nice not to use acrobat
tulip tusk
PDF upgrades to notes is going to be a massive upgrade for my schoolwork
same for me
full fossil
Apple just replaced an entire app category
warm terrace
When do guys think I should buy a new iPad, my current one is iPad Pro 2018
full fossil
so onenote?
warm terrace
It works flawlessly no lag at all rn
granite tinsel
oh shit google docs
tired glade
THEY STILL haven't fixed the dang notification drawer tho...
Looks like laptop with touchscreen still better
vapid crown
Apple just replaced an entire app category <:dd_dead:965133569972396032>
All those PDF apps are dead
tulip tusk
When do guys think I should buy a new iPad, my current one is iPad Pro 2018
in 2 years (probably)
full fossil
When do guys think I should buy a new iPad, my current one is iPad Pro 2018
Save your money and throw it off a cliff
warm terrace
Save your money and throw it off a cliff
Nah I use it a lot for uni
granite tinsel
When do guys think I should buy a new iPad, my current one is iPad Pro 2018
if there's a feature you really want that isn't available for that ipad, upgrade
tired glade
Does this look laggy?
rare slate
wow notes looks great now
full fossil
All those PDF apps are dead
On the android side its still thriving
vapid crown
This is the most boring event so far
tulip tusk
finally external monitor support
wsnt that a thing last year?
warm terrace
Stage manager is so shit
tired glade
This is the most boring event so far
We hopping for vr headset
full fossil
if there's a feature you really want that isn't available for that ipad, upgrade
I use my devices until they either brake or the OS gets so outdated that I can no longer install the apps I want
granite tinsel
wsnt that a thing last year?
got delayed because stage manager needed more work
vapid crown
We hopping for vr headset
Yeah that should be the only good thing
tulip tusk
got delayed because stage manager needed more work
I see
granite tinsel
also mac time
errant cape
the only interesting thing from this event so far has been M2 ultra in more things
vapid crown
Oh I can sleep through this part
warm terrace
We hopping for vr headset
U think it’s gonna be a game vr or nah
full fossil
place your bets for macos names
ivory marsh
here we go
tired glade
Wait, Mac os after new Mac announcement
full fossil
imma say golden gate
granite tinsel
ah yes, referencing that legendary WWDC conference
gilded forge
ping me when VR gets mentioned
warm terrace
imma say golden gate
Dandelion
tired glade
U think it’s gonna be a game vr or nah
It's ar/vr headset
granite tinsel
sonoma, oooooh
tulip tusk
MacOS Sonoma
errant cape
crack product, wait apple makes crack?
warm terrace
Close HAHA
full fossil
sonoma!
ivory marsh
that wasnt funny apple
full fossil
BIG new release.
errant cape
screensavers huh
vapid crown
Oh my god. Screensavers! Such a huge update!
tired glade
Yea,are those still a thing?
tulip tusk
Oh my god. Screensavers! Such a huge update!
how to destroy your battery
full fossil
just for aesthetics
tired glade
No cars on Honk Kong video
vapid crown
They copied Windows Vista! 🤣
warm terrace
Ew looks like an iPad now
full fossil
desktop widgets
tired glade
Yep,this is Vista
warm terrace
Ew macbook widgets look so bad
granite tinsel
widgets are back on the desktop boys, party like it's 2007
tired glade
Ew macbook widgets look so bad
Because it was stupid idea 10 years ago
warm terrace
I miss that thing which u could swipe to,
tulip tusk
They copied Windows Vista! 🤣
Imagine copying one of the most hated OS in history
vapid crown
APOLLO
warm terrace
Does anyone remember it? Is it still a thing? It was like a collection of widgets
ivory marsh
rip apollo
errant cape
doesnt windows 11 have widgets too?
tired glade
Oh,share calculatiom
full fossil
Yep,this is Vista
steve rolling in his grave
tulip tusk
doesnt windows 11 have widgets too?
well yes and no
ivory marsh
GAMING
tired glade
doesnt windows 11 have widgets too?
Widget a thing on Windows since Xp
granite tinsel
GAMING
full fossil
doesnt windows 11 have widgets too?
Eh, I use Linux. I can make anything happen lol
polar fern
New Mac Pro very compelling.
tulip tusk
MAC GAMING!
granite tinsel
doesnt windows 11 have widgets too?
in a sidebar; macOS has also had it in a sidebar since the death of dashboard
warm terrace
MAC GAMING!
Don’t get ur hopes up lol
tired glade
Lol, gaming
tulip tusk
Don’t get ur hopes up lol
ik
granite tinsel
...wait is that hogwarts on mac
warm terrace
Probably gonna be a mobile game type thing lol
tired glade
Keyword - can
full fossil
Jeremy looks like a gamer
warm terrace
...wait is that hogwarts on mac
Man imagine if steam worked on Mac, I would buy one rn. Only thing stopping me from buying one
errant cape
why do the presenters look tiny compared to the screen lmao
polar fern
@full fossil meanwhile I play multiple games on Mac & have for 2 decades
open thunder
the game part is a fucking lie, yet a gain
granite tinsel
okay that's neat for the few games i can actually play on mac
warm terrace
Ooooo re8 works on Mac well?
polar fern
Steam is stupid.
granite tinsel
maybe now terraria will not lag out when people move a lot of liquids or place a lot of wire
vapid crown
why do the presenters look tiny compared to the screen lmao
Probably green screen
tired glade
Oh,ps5 controller
warm terrace
Steam is stupid.
🤣🤣
old thicket
Nice, nerdier looking person to announce Gaming Mode
polar fern
I’ve said this for years. Steam is stupid.
ivory marsh
Steam is stupid.
no u
granite tinsel
good to see apple at least trying to extend the olive branch and make porting a little easier
tired glade
Isn't all of them already released on Mac?
full fossil
Mac os just released something that existed on literally every other OS for years
errant cape
lets go snowrunner on mac
warm terrace
Only one good game designed for mac
full fossil
I’ve said this for years. Steam is stupid.
More games = good
vapid crown
Only one good game designed for mac
Stray
errant cape
Only one good game designed for mac
snowrunner
open thunder
the porting tool is very important
tired glade
Lol
ivory marsh
ITS HIM
granite tinsel
HIDEO KOJIMA???
tulip tusk
NO WAY
polar fern
Let me rephrase: fuck steam.
tired glade
So,he is in Apple now
vapid crown
Roblox
warm terrace
WTF
tender geyser
what
old thicket
FFFFFF
warm terrace
So,he is in Apple now
Yeah he need to drag his ass over to Konami for the remake
ivory marsh
best game
tender geyser
he is lying
tired glade
Oh, it's not new game
vapid crown
Walking sim
errant cape
how much did they pay to kojima to come and lie
warm terrace
Japanese is so relaxing
tired glade
Isn't that minimum settings for PC version?
old thicket
Oh okay lol nbd. PC gaming isn't deat yet friends
warm terrace
It’s lagging on stream lol
tired glade
how much did they pay to kojima to come and lie
He is making new game,he getting any help
vapid crown
All this at 60 fps
pliant leaf
No fucking way they got kojima
warm terrace
He is making new game,he getting any help
He should be helping in the mgs3 remake 😭
full fossil
It’s lagging on stream lol
Blame youtube. 1 million viewers is fucking mad
ivory marsh
stranding is decently optimized so i can see it running on mac
granite tinsel
that's pretty neat
tired glade
That AA artifacts
errant cape
Blame youtube. 1 million viewers is fucking mad
wait holy crap yeah theres over a million viewers lmao jesus
granite tinsel
these different presentation methods are probably pretty helpful to business folk
warm terrace
At least csgo works on Mac 
polar fern
Y’all salty & it’s hilarious to see
granite tinsel
i just think they don't get it
rare slate
lol thumbs up fireworks
barren yarrow
The 💩 ist wwdc ever so far
tired glade
Y’all salty & it’s hilarious to see
We are just waiting for the headset and bored with feelers
vapid crown
The thing is people with Macs will probably have a console for gaming
warm terrace
If I boot windows on a Mac would games function well
errant cape
imagine presenting some very serious company meeting about folding and someone pops off the confetti effects looool
crystal pike
The thing is people with Macs will probably have a console for gaming
most them already do
warm terrace
The thing is people with Macs will probably have a console for gaming
But consoles don’t run everything
granite tinsel
If I boot windows on a Mac would games function well
you can't really do that on apple silicon macs anymore
full fossil
Oh I get it now, people think Apple VR will release today
warm terrace
you can't really do that on apple silicon macs anymore <:heh:834962372984176712>
Wait rly?? I was planning on getting the m2 air and doing it 😭
tired glade
Private, boys and girls
ivory marsh
so no headset
spiral kindle
The 💩 ist wwdc ever so far
i wouldnt call mac pro, 15" macbook air and m1 ultra mac studio 💩
vapid crown
Oh I get it now, people think Apple VR will release today
They legit built a new stage on the campus for it
tulip tusk
Oh I get it now, people think Apple VR will release today
They said to only announce new mac stuff lol
tired glade
192gb isn't great, especially when old one had 2tb
tulip tusk
right?
full fossil
They said to only announce new mac stuff lol
Oh for fucks sakes
barren yarrow
i wouldnt call mac pro, 15" macbook air and m1 ultra mac studio 💩
I dont care about macs
pliant leaf
Oh I get it now, people think Apple VR will release today
The VR headset is a massive cope lmao
crystal pike
192gb isn't great, especially when old one had 2tb
they made it look like the older one maxes outg at 128
pliant leaf
It will never release because it doesn't exist
tired glade
they made it look like the older one maxes outg at 128
Oh,no
spiral kindle
I dont care about macs
just because you dont care dosent make it shit
full fossil
Macs are so boring, I literally don't care apple
ivory marsh
where apple car
granite tinsel
i think firefox had something like this before but this is nice to have on safari too
pliant leaf
Macs are so boring, I literally don't care apple
They are very useful
tired glade
where apple car
Isn't it cancelled?
spiral kindle
hmm i wonder if the actual headset will come
ivory marsh
idk
barren yarrow
just because you dont care dosent make it shit
Its 💩 nothing mind blowing only mac pro is new
tired glade
Is that bookmarking?
ivory marsh
i like this even if its nothing new
polar fern
Something like 72% of apple pc are used by production & design companies. Gaming is not an accidental afterthought, it’s not a priority. Shocking that folks who own boxes to house a cpu & gpu for gaming mad. 🤦♂️
pliant leaf
hmm i wonder if the actual headset will come
The headset does not exist, it's cope. Apple doesn't develop products that are not already widely used
crystal pike
hmm i wonder if the actual headset will come
just like sideloading, nonexistent
ivory marsh
Is that bookmarking?
no its like creating a shortcut to a website in app form
tribal current
you can't really do that on apple silicon macs anymore <:heh:834962372984176712>
I haven't watched the keynote yet, so don't spoil it, yet
spiral kindle
just like sideloading, nonexistent
altstore
tired glade
Something like 72% of apple pc are used by production & design companies. Gaming...
That why they said - can run
tribal current
Oh wait I haven't been on here for a while
open thunder
no one uses web apps apart from office apps on linux, change my mind
barren yarrow
just like sideloading, nonexistent
Is that true on ios 17?
tired glade
no its like creating a shortcut to a website in app form
That is bookmark
polar fern
“Don’t spoil it”? Breh this isn’t a movie
granite tinsel
wtf is that guitar...
full fossil
what the hell is craig wearing and doing
ivory marsh
LOPL WTF
tulip tusk
wth craig
full fossil
never seen a threetar but ok
vapid crown
WTF
tulip tusk
DAMN w craig
polar fern
Hah
crystal pike
Is that true on ios 17?
didnt hear them even mention it
polar fern
Old apple rainbow woo
tender geyser
new meme
barren yarrow
I thought they gonna mind blow us with AI but so far all disappointment
full fossil
Holy, this dude is good
open thunder
xooooooo
pliant leaf
i did not expect craig to do a paranoid cover but now i love it
tulip tusk
Craig for Apple CEO
open thunder
i did not expect craig to do a paranoid cover but now i love it
this man needs a raise
tribal current
“Don’t spoil it”? Breh this isn’t a movie
I just want to go to the site when it's over and awe
dusty rune
did they show m2 ultra or smth?
ivory marsh
pretty cool
polar fern
Then don’t be in here? 🤷♂️
pliant leaf
this man needs a raise
he is literally the position closest to CEO he literally couldn't get a raise
tired glade
More Sony tech in Apple devices
warm terrace
Will this work on AirPod pro 1st gen
full fossil
did they show m2 ultra or smth?
ya, they fused 2 m2 maxes together
west sentinel
did they show m2 ultra or smth?
you just missed half of it
gloomy condor
Just shrunk windows 10 from 21.4 gb to 11 gb
tribal current
did they show m2 ultra or smth?
M2 series overrated
dusty rune
ya, they fused 2 m2 maxes together
peak
tired glade
Oh, AI buzzwords
barren yarrow
Let me guess airpods pro 2 only?
open thunder
he is literally the position closest to CEO he literally couldn't get a raise
make him ceo
dusty rune
M2 series overrated
ure just a hater
ivory marsh
ok thats pretty cool
warm terrace
Let me guess airpods pro 2 only?
Hopefully not
tulip tusk
Oh, AI buzzwords
✨ Machine Learning ✨
dusty rune
you just missed half of it
idc about apple stuff except that
polar fern
As a cyclist, adaptive audio sounds neat (hah a pun)
tribal current
ure just a hater
All modern architectures were overrated for a hot minute
vapid crown
WTF
full fossil
san jose state band out of nowhere
warm terrace
This is so cool I hope it works on first gen
tulip tusk
As a cyclist, adaptive audio sounds neat (hah a pun)
same for someone who travels on the train every day
tribal current
ure just a hater
Tell me how much actually performance per watt gain there was then
tulip tusk
but, do i really need Airpods??
barren yarrow
Even google event was more exiting for me
full fossil
homepod, the boujee amazon echo
dusty rune
Tell me how much actually performance per watt gain there was then
from m1 to m2? not that much
from anything else to m1? HUGE
tribal current
Because turning the power up and calling it a leap is stupid.
warm terrace
but, do i really need Airpods??
Tbh their great
tired glade
Is park sinking?
polar fern
AirPod neck strap
full fossil
airpods pro 1st gen are amazing
west sentinel
but, do i really need Airpods??
its worth it if you are looking for perfect combination of audio and noise cancelling
tribal current
from m1 to m2? not that much
from anything else to m1? HUGE
That's why I commend m1, and not any of these hot chips they call generational
tulip tusk
its worth it if you are looking for perfect combination of audio and noise cance...
aight
warm terrace
Alexa is cool because of the amount of apps, HomePod has nothing
tired glade
Oh,more data collection
dusty rune
m2 is not a hot chip though
warm terrace
Oh,more data collection
Why do people care about date collection idc tbh
tulip tusk
m2 is not a hot chip though
wasnt it known for overheating
crystal pike
m2 is not a hot chip though
i mean it is
tired glade
Why do people care about date collection idc tbh
It's good now...
ivory marsh
that qr code thing will really come in handy one day
polar fern
That’s their whole house lab. Funny seeing it on a wwdc keynote.
rare slate
hotel tvs are so useless rn
tired glade
Oh, it's local network sync
granite tinsel
partnering with hotels is pretty cool
barren yarrow
Introducing Hot garbage 🔥🗑️ automatically disposes of trash
tired glade
Oh,no,it can be exploited like public charging
tulip tusk
shareplay on cars
finite cloud
Why do people care about date collection idc tbh
Alright, let me give you an example
Give your phone password. I won’t do anything I’m just gonna look at all your stuff and show it to random people
rare slate
I wanted CarPlay before, now I really want CarPlay
warm terrace
Nah people finna abuse and play music when it’s not their turn
full fossil
what about using your iphone AS THE REMOTE
warm terrace
Alright, let me give you an example
Give your phone password. I won’t do anythi...
Sure, feel free to do so if it’s not gonna cost me money
polar fern
@warm terrace you must be a kid. Privacy is everything.
ivory marsh
not like people been doing that with chromecast for years too
rare slate
what about using your iphone AS THE REMOTE
you can now
full fossil
for if you can't find the remote
tired glade
what about using your iphone AS THE REMOTE
Wait, you can't do it on iPhone?
full fossil
i dont think so
warm terrace
Wait, you can't do it on iPhone?
U can
ivory marsh
i would consider an apple tv but the roku does the job enough
rare slate
i dont think so
yah, it's in control center. super useful
full fossil
oh idk i don't have an apple tv I just thought you couldn't my bad
gilded quest
this is...new?
warm terrace
Holy shit this was a thing litterely 10 yrs ago
full fossil
i have fire tv
ivory marsh
im a fan of this
warm terrace
With Skype
full fossil
this is...new?
no I've used it in microsoft edge for like a year
tired glade
This looks good,but can be useless
granite tinsel
also pretty neat
polar fern
There’s an Apple TV remote on the iPhone, but it’s not really meant to be used as the primary remote
gilded quest
maybe im hella depressed but this looks super cringe
rare slate
those stupid gestures lol
ivory marsh
maybe it could be useful for watching shows together
tired glade
Free TV, nice
warm terrace
I miss cable
polar fern
Zoom on the big screen! Woop!
full fossil
ngl these transitions slap
pliant leaf
maybe im hella depressed but this looks super cringe
we're not normies, we couldn't understand
tulip tusk
ngl these transitions slap
ong
tired glade
maybe it could be useful for watching shows together
Yes,like you need to watch someone reaction while watching movie
gilded quest
we're not normies, we couldn't understand
apple does try to appeal to extroverts
polar fern
Sweet vest
rare slate
I would have loved SharePlay when my gf lived abroad
finite cloud
Sure, feel free to do so if it’s not gonna cost me money <:emoji_1:1115273012145...
Nah you don’t get anything out of it
tired glade
When do we get ai journals for apple
After show ends
full fossil
Wait that exists already!
ivory marsh
oh THIS looks insanely familiar
tired glade
Widget,more widgets
granite tinsel
don't have an apple watch but this seems nice
ivory marsh
reminds me of my android watch that had shit battery life
pliant leaf
i might get an apple watch when the new one releases
rare slate
looks much nicer than current watch interface
spiral kindle
i really dont care about widgets
pliant leaf
when they get a hundred bucks cheaper
tulip tusk
reminds me of my android watch that had shit battery life
almost every Galaxy Watch...
tired glade
i really dont care about widgets
Apple show it,so you will like it
Colour,you can colours now
rare slate
that world clock thing is cool
tulip tusk
true
ivory marsh
its like android wear but not shitty and buggy
tired glade
that world clock thing is cool
You phone has it
vapid crown
Okay this is cool
woven haven
RHYTHM IS OUR BUSINESS 🎶
polar fern
World clock cool for streamers
tired glade
This can be annoying
woven haven
I can almost bet no 3rd party watch face store coming, it's been too long for it not to exist
polar fern
Snoopy ❤️
rare slate
You phone has it
like I can check two times at the same time in the future? i need to find that lol
tired glade
Satalied calls not in presentation
barren yarrow
I can almost bet no 3rd party watch face store coming, it's been too long for it...
Probably for the better
ivory marsh
pretty cool
crystal pike
Probably for the better
I personally think its better
tired glade
like I can check two times at the same time in the future? i need to find that l...
Any clock app has multiple clock times support and for lock screen
polar fern
This whole keynote is in AR.
woven haven
I meannn it would be cool to have more diversity than just apple dropping a new one every 6 months
polar fern
Oooo power zones.
crystal pike
3rd party watch face apps are kinda trash on wearos for example
slate tulip
Just got my username updated, so that's started FYI. Good Luck
polar fern
Ok I love this cycling bit
tired glade
Oh,this is replacement for last year health systems
crystal pike
I meannn it would be cool to have more diversity than just apple dropping a new ...
better have good looking ones then some crappy ones that try to cram as much info as possible
rare slate
Any clock app has multiple clock times support and for lock screen
I hadn't seen the future time function before though. I always googled "What time will it be here when it is 4:00pm in Tokyo" lol
ivory marsh
thats really really vool
tired glade
Radar is good
woven haven
I mean there's only so much they're allowed to do as 3rd parties currently and they all have to charge bc the insane fee to be on the App Store
ivory marsh
as a map nerd i love this shit
polar fern
Neat
tired glade
I hadn't seen the future time function before though. I always googled "What tim...
What future time?
warm terrace
this is cool
crystal pike
I hadn't seen the future time function before though. I always googled "What tim...
thats actually a good feature tbh prob the most useful thing announced
polar fern
Wow any network. That’s huge
tired glade
This downgrade from last year,but it more useful that last time
barren yarrow
So are the goggles gonna be bulky
woven haven
Can they update maps and not use TomTom?
ivory marsh
something tells me theres gonna be a price bump in the next apple watch
woven haven
Most definitely ^
tired glade
something tells me theres gonna be a price bump in the next apple watch
Inflation will trigger at some point
rare slate
What future time?
Like if I wanted to see the different times in the future - if it will be 8am Mountain Time, what time will it be in Tokyo? Without doing math myself haha
polar fern
Developers developers -sweaty dance-
ivory marsh
not just inflation but that mechanical detail is insane
warm terrace
Devs def won’t use this
tired glade
Like if I wanted to see the different times in the future - if it will be 8am Mo...
Are you sure need app for that?
tired glade
Devs def won’t use this
Maybe some will do
rare slate
Are you sure need app for that?
I never thought I did, but if it exists I will use it haha
granite tinsel
mental health app mental health app
woven haven
YES
polar fern
Nice skirt.
ivory marsh
this might be pretty cool
tired glade
I never thought I did, but if it exists I will use it haha
You are targeted audience for Apple
ivory marsh
mixing emotion with colour is genius
woven haven
They don't believe mental health matters in those factories though 👀
rare slate
You are targeted audience for Apple
I cannot argue that 🤣
granite tinsel
okay... unironically this might be helpful to me
tired glade
They don't believe mental health matters in those factories though 👀
Are factory workers use latest iPhone?
tulip tusk
welp
barren yarrow
okay... unironically this might be helpful to me
I would be too lazy for that
woven haven
No but they have the privilege to never be able to afford them 😄
ivory marsh
? what is this
tired glade
No but they have the privilege to never be able to afford them 😄
Yep, that is main problem with this presentation
ivory marsh
that could be useful for adults too
woven haven
New fear unlocked, myopia
tired glade
I hope security is good enough
lost skiff
would anyone like a steam key for blasphemous? I bought this months humble bundle but I already own that game.
tulip tusk
that could be useful for adults too
litterally everyone actually
barren yarrow
New fear unlocked, myopia
Never heard of it
polar fern
Apple is beginning to move its manufacturing out of china.
tired glade
Apple is beginning to move its manufacturing out of china.
They are doing that since 2020
polar fern
Yep
tired glade
They won't finished until 2030-2035
warm terrace
Now while I don’t rly care about normal data, selling mental health data can be sketchy af
tired glade
So, headset?
ivory marsh
where headset
tulip tusk
Apple is beginning to move its manufacturing out of china.
I actually wrote an essay about this
glad they're doing that ig
vapid crown
Here we go
polar fern
Depends. They still make a ton of hardware in Ireland. I suspect they’ll expand there too.
woven haven
Yo they backed out of the headset reveal bc their investors probably thought it sucked lol
barren yarrow
where headset
Its coming
ocean narwhal
Oh huh, the newest LTT video is exactly the problem my former 2nd monitor shitty 2010 1080p monitor has
rare slate
"but wait, there's more"
barren yarrow
Sooner or later
tulip tusk
This is the end probably
ivory marsh
OH?
tulip tusk
HUH
ivory marsh
here we go
barren yarrow
"but wait, there's more"
Yep
tired glade
Depends. They still make a ton of hardware in Ireland. I suspect they’ll expand ...
Local law for EU, Africa Union and India will force them
rare slate
apple car
tulip tusk
NAH
tired glade
Yea, headset
vapid crown
polar fern
Mhm one more thing!
open thunder
alright
warm terrace
AY
woven haven
Oh god here it comes
open thunder
xr time
cloud sleet
APPLE VR
APPLE VR
polar fern
There ya go peeps
tired glade
Not vr, just ar
tulip tusk
VR TIME
barren yarrow
The APPLE BRAA
tired glade
Yea, it's looks like leaked renders
warm terrace
A scroll wheel thingy 😭
tender geyser
apple vr at a low cost of 2k
woven haven
That's a weird looking Quest Pro 2
polar fern
iWalk
tired glade
It has wire....
barren yarrow
Nah bad name
tired glade
VisionPro....that bad name
warm terrace
No VR??
tulip tusk
NOT VR
tired glade
apple vr at a low cost of 2k
That's way cheaper than it was expected
barren yarrow
If they sticked with reality pro
tender geyser
wait what
tulip tusk
pure AR
polar fern
This whole keynote is AR, like I said earlier.
barren yarrow
Still bad but better
tender geyser
this is some 3ds shit
warm terrace
useless
woven haven
Every media outlet I seen was right, Apple is going AR bc VR is more gimmicky
tired glade
No controller ar headset
tender geyser
can i play face raiders?
peak dove
apple vr at a low cost of 2k
(headset and controllers sold seperatly)
tired glade
can i play face raiders?
If you try hard enough
tulip tusk
(headset and controllers sold seperatly)
(charger not included)
tender geyser
do they think this thing is going to sell
tulip tusk
I loved face raiders
that game was the pinnacle of 3d
granite tinsel
this is... about what i expected
tired glade
Oh no built in speakers
Wtf
warm terrace
single A games
summer folio
I loved face raiders
@late marsh
ivory marsh
google fuming rn
peak dove
google fuming rn
pixel quest
tired glade
Oh,they started in 2015
woven haven
Apple being late and out of touch as always, the normal Apple customer won't want this cmon now
summer folio
Apple being late and out of touch as always, the normal Apple customer won't wan...
want what, ipads?
ivory marsh
thats what people said about the watch
summer folio
they need to make ipads 99$
tired glade
Apple being late and out of touch as always, the normal Apple customer won't wan...
Vr headset market not that big, Apple will dominate it
woven haven
No no no, VIRTUAL iPad 😎
tender geyser
Vr headset market not that big, Apple will dominate it
its not vr
vapid crown
RIP Oculus
peak dove
wish macos was free like ubuntu i would love to have a mac sideboot or whatever its called so i can publish on android ios*
tired glade
its not vr
It's same market
ivory marsh
this is some hunger games level shit
woven haven
I mean maybe but the price is a huge factor. Ask meta how their pro model is selling
rare slate
So... it is VR too?
tired glade
This is mainly again android vr than Oculus
tired glade
So... it is VR too?
No,full ar
woven haven
I don't think it's vr bc it has the clear screen in the front
summer folio
wish macos was free like ubuntu i would love to have a mac sideboot or whatever ...
Why would you need mac to "publish on android"? lulw
warm terrace
nah look it’s kinda vr possible
peak dove
I mean maybe but the price is a huge factor. Ask meta how their pro model is sel...
the headset that you cant take of and if you die in game you die irl would of probably sold more
ivory marsh
looks like a mix of both
peak dove
Why would you need mac to "publish on android"? lulw
i mean ios im used to typign android
pliant leaf
this is the most useless VR product yet lmao
tender geyser
cue the youtube videos "i stayed in apple ar for 100 days"
ivory marsh
i wanna know the battery life though 💀
tired glade
cue the youtube videos "i stayed in apple ar for 100 days"
Rip headset
pliant leaf
i wanna know the battery life though 💀
it's tethered, there's a cable
vapid crown
i wanna know the battery life though 💀
Looks to be wired
ivory marsh
aw'
tired glade
I hope they have fix for sweet
woven haven
That headband does look comfortable I'll give them that
ivory marsh
ye
warm terrace
I feel like AR is a very gimmicky
vapid crown
Give it a few years
pliant leaf
I feel like AR is a very gimmicky
it is as long as the format is this bulky headset
tired glade
Top part is unclickable
woven haven
An AR headset to watch Apple TV+ wow 😱😱😱
ivory marsh
that is so creepy
vapid crown
Getting this to watch LTT
tulip tusk
this looks so goofy
ivory marsh
LMFAO
barren yarrow
The controls looks like gonna be a pain
tired glade
that is so creepy
It way worse in reality
tender geyser
;LMAO
tulip tusk
Getting this to watch LTT
cant wait to see Linus drop stuff in AR
warm terrace
try guessing the price. I’m thinking 3.5k
tulip tusk
try guessing the price. I’m thinking 3.5k
6599
rare slate
lol that looks freaky
peak dove
Getting this to watch LTT
only scenerio that its acceptable in lol
tired glade
try guessing the price. I’m thinking 3.5k
Closer to 5k
woven haven
$8k
cloud sleet
try guessing the price. I’m thinking 3.5k
500 milion dollars
tender geyser
eyesight, a breakthrough innovation
warm terrace
Closer to 5k
But nobody would buy this even if it were 3k 😭
barren yarrow
try guessing the price. I’m thinking 3.5k
Nah if the invented anything new maybe but this is just tech we already have
heavy grove
yooo, this Apple vision pro is insane
tired glade
But nobody would buy this even if it were 3k 😭
Or Apple fans will buy oculus for their macs?
woven haven
Wire but he's walking around?? What?
ivory marsh
i wonder how this will go for people that use large glasses frames and lenese
barren yarrow
“”Magic wire””
peak dove
buy the uv rayy protection for 9.99 a month or with apple one
rare slate
it is weird, but this is kind of an impressive headset
tired glade
yooo, this Apple vision pro is insane
Waiting for reviews, I think half of screen is unusable
summer flower
where is linus
woven haven
Meta beat them to this and it still isn't that impressive
heavy grove
very curious to see, when this reaches LTT
rare slate
I just want to know if I can use VSCode
summer flower
i demand linus
woven haven
Wan show is gonna rip this a new one
tired glade
very curious to see, when this reaches LTT
Most likely later today or tomorrow video
barren yarrow
Can they blow my mind just once
tulip tusk
WAN show gonna be wild this tiem
full fossil
guys who knows about hacking and scammers who send sus links? i need help
woven haven
5 hour wan show about how useless this is
heavy grove
been a long time when i was genuinly exited about a apple product.
rare slate
yes
woven haven
Yep
heavy grove
will cost a kidney i guess, we'll see
vapid crown
guys who knows about hacking and scammers who send sus links? i need help
If it looks sus, delete it
tired glade
Someone clicked on dodgy link again
cloud sleet
Introducing the apple bra pro
full fossil
If it looks sus, delete it
i accidentaly clicked on it....
barren yarrow
Hey we got some excitement cant wait for your dispointment
woven haven
So is a startup gonna buy this at a huge price or is a huge company that already, at least in the tech space, is looking to downsize gonna buy this
tired glade
Is that battery back on back?
vapid crown
i accidentaly clicked on it....
Better start changing your passwords
full fossil
Better start changing your passwords
f
rare slate
I want a virtual whiteboard
full fossil
How mutch does it cost?
cloud sleet
Is that battery back on back?
It seems to be hardwired
barren yarrow
How mutch does it cost?
All body parts
open steppe
feels a bit distopian this
tired glade
Waiting review
heavy grove
was thinking about this too @open steppe
full fossil
bro 💀
full fossil
Better start changing your passwords
how can a link hack me if i didnt download anything?
tired glade
They dodging cable...
vapid crown
All body parts
I think my pacemaker will cover this. I’m kidding 🤣
stable birch
going to be cool when it's not an expensive beta product.
full fossil
why does the apple vision pro look like a bean?
heavy grove
but doesnt deny the fact that the technology showed is awesome
open steppe
dunno like part of me thinks its really cool
open steppe
but doesnt deny the fact that the technology showed is awesome
hahaha yeah, but there's something eery about it
tired glade
It's in their pocket IS IT IPHONE POWERED???!!
Most likely some form of apple silicone
heavy grove
oh yeah i understand
barren yarrow
At least it looks comfortable
stable birch
i give this a few years before it's wireless and ubiquitous
tulip tusk
At least it looks comfortable
it probably is
tired glade
New way to cry about old pictures while you sitting in conner
open steppe
no gaming stuff yet, must not be that great
vapid crown
I bet having this wired was the last effort to prevent over heating
heavy grove
@open steppe Kinda reminds me of that spongebob episode where plankton takes over bikini botom with those chumbucket hats lmao
full fossil
If this is as good as they say then I'm gonna get one if it costs less that 2k lol
tired glade
This is so depressing
open steppe
lmao
stable birch
battery life not overheating...
heavy grove
¯_(ツ)_/¯
cloud sleet
Apple bean pro max ultra studio max 4k 5k 6k 8k HDR UHD Starting at 43289723489789234879234789234789234789234 Milion dollars
tired glade
battery life not overheating...
Cable
polar fern
This is pretty cool.
vapid crown
This is some dystopia stuff
open steppe
Definitely intruiged by the fact there's no gaming
full fossil
A father rewatching his dead kids videos is gonna be even more depressing now 
woven haven
Black Mirror type beat
polar fern
That’s Steve’s old house.
vapid crown
Apple bean pro max ultra studio max 4k 5k 6k 8k HDR UHD Starting at 432897234897...
I’ll just take a loan easy
tired glade
Apple bean pro max ultra studio max 4k 5k 6k 8k HDR UHD Starting at 432897234897...
Don't forget 799 for education
full fossil
Apple bean pro max ultra studio max 4k 5k 6k 8k HDR UHD Starting at 432897234897...
yea fr
heavy grove
i think that will come in a sec i guess. im sure they have something for games
cloud sleet
Don't forget 799 for education
*headset charger and box not included
tired glade
3d movies will be very goode
open steppe
For sure, and I feel like apples video production is emphasising the black mirror feel haha
heavy grove
if not, then its mostly for a professional setting, like office and living room
rare slate
I like this thing, but I will not wear this around my kids lol
full fossil
*headset charger and box not included
headset itself not included
tired glade
*headset charger and box not included
And soft pads, those 399 , each
barren yarrow
Is the screen wide enough?
tulip tusk
And soft pads, those 399 , each
glass replacement for 19392$
woven haven
Okay ngl that's kinda cool it's like a movie screen in ar
polar fern
I’m definitely going to be remembering this day.
barren yarrow
What is the resolution?
tired glade
You can use your iPhone like battery bank
open steppe
fuck me, 200 people on an airplane, all "jacked in"
tired glade
fuck me, 200 people on an airplane, all "jacked in"
Future
open steppe
😄
vapid crown
fuck me, 200 people on an airplane, all "jacked in"
Sounds scary
heavy grove
imagine having this on a plane haha
viral sentinel
I’m just going to drop this here :)
🍰
rare slate
Something I've always wondered about VR / AR - how does it work with glasses? I can't see anything far away lol
full fossil
For real though, I want this lol
tired glade
FIFA, let's go
open steppe
They show it was just 1 person so it doesn't look weird, imagine when everyone got one 😄
woven haven
Magsafe cord connector very interesting
heavy grove
yeaa see
open steppe
yeah arcade tho ;-;
vapid crown
Something I've always wondered about VR / AR - how does it work with glasses? I ...
I have prescription lenses for my old oculus quest
heavy grove
hahaah
open steppe
they don't show 2 people with these anywhere so far, also interesting
heavy grove
i guess its a safe approach for "gaming"
barren yarrow
FIFA, let's go
Single player 💀
tired glade
Something I've always wondered about VR / AR - how does it work with glasses? I ...
You don't need glasses in headset,it can adapt your eyes to headset
tulip tusk
DIsney?!
open steppe
cuz they realise how fucking weird its gunna look
rare slate
Toy Story VR game??
woven haven
Angry Birds in AR 😱
vapid crown
WTF
full fossil
Bro disney
heavy grove
Disney CEO
warm terrace
100 is crazy
woven haven
HIDEO and BOB IGER
heavy grove
he even looks like a disney character
rare slate
Image getting dance lessons in AR.
tulip tusk
Imagine Chess in AR
warm terrace
he even looks like a disney character
He looks like Rowan Atkinson
vapid crown
Imagine Twitter in AR
full fossil
Imagine Chess in AR
This is even more depressing lol
slim barn
I know what i'd use one for. And it aint gaming.
heavy grove
Harry potter chess Soon TM
tired glade
Imagine Chess in AR
Yes, I was at chess tournament
tulip tusk
This is even more depressing lol
true
woven haven
Apple should just buy Disney at this point
full fossil
Imagine Twitter in AR
We can use AI to simulate human interaction on twitter in a 3d environment
tired glade
They adapter movies and shows to 3d
warm terrace
Anyone remember Disney infinity
tulip tusk
We can use AI to simulate human interaction on twitter in a 3d environment
OH PLEASE
barren yarrow
Like killing Star wars
heavy grove
this promo is sick ngl
gilded quest
ew they mentioned sports
cloud sleet
The resolution is 20x40 but you can pay $300 a month to make it 4k
tired glade
The resolution is 20x40 but you can pay $300 a month to make it 4k
Sounds is just 3.99 a day
vapid crown
Man buying TVs would be ancient if this gets popular
heavy grove
i hope this is not a heavily edited just for the promo, and if you buy it its like Skyrim
tulip tusk
I feel like this aint apple anymoe
vapid crown
BEST SHOW
tired glade
They have 3party exclusive games
warm terrace
i hope this is not a heavily edited just for the promo, and if you buy it its li...
These aren’t features these are possibilités
tulip tusk
"Most innovative tech company in the world" 💀
barren yarrow
Content would be fire if this actually happens
tired glade
"Most innovative tech company in the world" 💀
It's Disney CEO,you know
tulip tusk
It's Disney CEO,you know
ik but stll funny af
heavy grove
Thanks Bob
tired glade
Ok,how much it is
woven haven
Those two have more money combined than half the world that's wild
tired glade
Mag safe charger
tulip tusk
Those two have more money combined than half the world that's wild
How many trillion is the market value of apple?
vapid crown
It looks way better than those renders
heavy grove
2,84T
tulip tusk
last time i checked it was at 2 trillion
full fossil
Those two have more money combined than half the world that's wild
That's net worth, it's not like apple can sell apple the company for $2T. It literally isn't possible
tired glade
It looks way better than those renders
It was 2 years ago
heavy grove
Viva la Capitalism, kek
tired glade
thats half of my country's GDP
(Germany)
At least not less than...
tulip tusk
At least not less than...
wdym?
full fossil
Viva la Capitalism, kek
You make a product people want or need and volla.
heavy grove
ya people will buy it, nevertheless
vapid crown
Please let this be under a grand
tulip tusk
Lower part of GDP chart
true
tired glade
ya people will buy it, nevertheless
I will get it in few years
full fossil
Most countries have less GDP than apple's net worth 
summer folio
Please let this be under a grand
let what be under 99$? 
tulip tusk
but the fact that apple's market value is comparable to that of France, UK and India's GDP is just crazy
heavy grove
The estimated price for the Apple Vision Pro is $2999
vapid crown
let what be under 99$? <:thonk:717979132549660693>
The headset lol
heavy grove
allegedly
tired glade
The estimated price for the Apple Vision Pro is $2999
Good
full fossil
Aye
tired glade
Yes , battery
summer folio
The headset lol
Airpods Max Plus Ultra? 
woven haven
2 HOURS????
rare slate
Yes lenses for glasses wearers lol
tulip tusk
2 HOURS????
well, its like the first generation
full fossil
The estimated price for the Apple Vision Pro is $2999
Just wait for the stream to end
heavy grove
i am kek
cloud sleet
Yes lenses for glasses wearers lol
500$ Per hour
full fossil
I'm very curious on how the battery is so small
heavy grove
if the price will be lower than that i will be impressed already
tired glade
Microled, let's go
vapid crown
OLED YES
slim barn
Everyone excited over Apple VR. I wonder why no one has done VR before?.....
heavy grove
sweet
versed cipher
Airpods Max Plus Ultra? <:focus:830190371988439060>
Only compatible with the Iphone XVII XXS Pro Max
full fossil
Holy fucking shit, 8k
vapid crown
Everyone excited over Apple VR. I wonder why no one has done VR before?.....
It’s hard to explain to average people
tired glade
Everyone excited over Apple VR. I wonder why no one has done VR before?.....
Get it and break it
tulip tusk
Only compatible with the Iphone XVII XXS Pro Max
More liek the iPhone MCVVXI Ultra
summer folio
I'm very curious on how the battery is so small
There are different sizes of batteries, AA, AAA, 9V, 12V, but also small batteries like CR2032 on your motherboard. Go change your motherboards battery. 
slim barn
It’s hard to explain to average people
So you don't understand it either. Got ya.
heavy grove
this would be the highest res AR goggles on the market eh?
versed cipher
the fucking apple vr is gonna be like 2K$
tulip tusk
definetly
versed cipher
that shit better have no fucking black lines
tired glade
Wait,it can scan full room?
versed cipher
Wait,it can scan full room?
heavy grove
2k would be realistic
full fossil
There are different sizes of batteries, AA, AAA, 9V, 12V, but also small batteri...
No I mean that they most of done some fancy battery shit to get decent battery life
woven haven
2k is hopeful
tired glade
https://google.com
I am banned on that website
vapid crown
This is really impressive for a first gen product
versed cipher
I am banned on that website
that is unfortunate
tired glade
It's just m2
tulip tusk
I say 2999$
and 1999$ for educational
heavy grove
imagine the updates it would have
full fossil
Consider that apple will sell this as a Macbook replacement... It'll probably be more than the 16" Mac Pro
tulip tusk
M2??!
summer folio
Only compatible with the Iphone XVII XXS Pro Max
Tech was Better in the past.
I remember my Sony Walkman had IR laser, So you had to out your phones together/against your friends phones IR-Laser to transfer the song, took a while. #WörthIT 
versed cipher
7 dollar take it or leave it
tulip tusk
M2 + R1??
heavy grove
R1 chip Get outa here
vapid crown
Two chips?!
tired glade
Same thing as Psvr2
heavy grove
this thing is OP
woven haven
Two different chips? Damn
full fossil
Consider that apple will sell this as a Macbook replacement... It'll probably be more than the 16" Mac Pro
tired glade
this thing is OP
It's not new thing
barren yarrow
this thing is OP
At what cost
versed cipher
At what cost
2,000$
tulip tusk
Consider that apple will sell this as a Macbook replacement... It'll probably be...
I hardly can imagine this being a replacement for the macbook, especially not with its battery life
heavy grove
i'd say 2k too. but with all these new tech and 2 chips and 8k. 2k would be minimum i guess
tired glade
Oh,no
rare slate
nightmare
heavy grove
im ready for a plottwist tho
tired glade
Full integration from the start,nice