#Spider Demons
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@balmy vine @ornate field hi
who else likes spider demons
or hates spider demons
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones.
precisely!
fk i gotta have lunch i'll show yall the chatGPT response later
oh @covert jungle u said u wanted to see this too
OH MU GOD
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones.
Jesse: Yo, Tui heads! Check this out, man. I just read something crazy about spider demons.
Walter: Spider demons? What are you talking about, Jesse? We're here to discuss Avatar: The Last Airbender, not some supernatural creatures.
Jesse: Yeah, I know, Mr. Science. But listen up, these spider demons are no joke. They're like these giant spider-like creatures with these venomous fangs and multiple eyes. They're straight out of nightmares, man.
Walter: Are you sure you're not confusing your TV shows, Jesse? I mean, we've got enough on our plates dealing with the meth business. We don't need to dive into spider demons.
Jesse: Nah, man, I ain't making this up. I was doing some research on the spirit world and stumbled upon this ancient text. It said these spider demons are roaming around, causing chaos and trapping people in their webs. It's like something out of a horror flick, you know?
Walter: Well, if these spider demons actually exist, we better stay as far away from them as possible. We don't need any more trouble in our lives. We have to focus on expanding our operation, not running into mythical creatures.
Jesse: I hear you, Mr. White. But imagine if we could somehow use these spider demons to our advantage. Like, what if we captured one and weaponized it? It could be a whole new level of intimidation.
Walter: Jesse, you're letting your imagination run wild again. We're not in the business of capturing mythical creatures. We're in the business of making money and staying alive. Let's stick to what we know and leave the spider demons to the movies.
Jesse: Alright, alright, I get it. You're right, as always, Mr. White. We got enough on our hands with Tuco and the DEA. Spider demons can wait for another day, or better yet, never.
Walter: That's the spirit, Jesse. Let's stay focused on what's important and not let these distractions get in our way. Now, back to discussing the genius of Uncle Iroh and his tea shop.
Is this the support group for dealing with the spider demons, yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones
@hardy nebula
this will be the thread for all spider demon brain deadness
@tall cape
Omg
This is my favorite day
waltuh + jesse spider demon chicanery up here
This is the best birthday ever
HELP
Holy shit this is beautiful
it's so sad steve jobs died of ligma
LMAOO
Words cannot express how much reading this is making me giggle
@livid mulch thoughts 🤔
There's no fucking way lmao
not just demons
the spider demons, yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones
I mean honestly I've seen worse, just needs some actions to spice it up and it works
@tall cape u shud be the one to write it
stop spamming me with bread x shrek wattpads instead
I would personally absolutely read a fanfic about the spider demons, yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones
never
true
give me the information and i'll write it
Wait are we shipping bread with shrek?
i'm gonna talk about yall to my future therapist
Is this before or after the cult?
after
Wouldn’t have it any other way 
the cult server pales in comparison to yall
Good to know me making a stupid joke and the consequences thereof will end up in your therapy sessions
UNDERSTOOD!
Ship it
i dont like it here
Im opening photoshop ❤️
stop
Omg wait lmfao
Ha! Momo and bee are beefing heavy lol
THANK YOU
one of the only uses of AI art
Facts
anyways i should write a fic about spider demons
It’s the spider demons
please no I get scared easily
Spoder demong
you SHOULD be scared!
remember me
We’ve lost a good soldier to the spider demons. This war is going south fast. But we have to fight
i have different ones btw
No
No
No
yes
yes
This is spider demon house
yes
One more time?
Once upon a time in the world of Avatar, a peculiar tale unfolded, bringing together two individuals who seemed destined for conflict. Ozai, the former Fire Lord and ruler of the Fire Nation, had been defeated and imprisoned after his tyrannical reign. Meanwhile, Pakku, a skilled waterbender and master of the Northern Water Tribe, was a revered figure known for his strict adherence to tradition.
In the aftermath of the Hundred Year War, the world was slowly rebuilding, and a newfound sense of peace had settled over the land. However, Ozai's imprisonment had left him bitter and filled with resentment. He longed for power and revenge, believing that he could regain his former glory and reshape the world to his desires.
On the other hand, Pakku, who had witnessed the horrors of war firsthand, was committed to a path of reconciliation and unity among the nations. He dedicated his time to teaching the next generation of waterbenders and fostering a harmonious coexistence between the tribes.
One fateful day, as Pakku was overseeing a training session with his students near the Fire Nation prison, a peculiar incident occurred. Ozai, sensing an opportunity, managed to escape his confines, taking advantage of a temporary lapse in security. Disguised in tattered clothes and concealing his true identity, he wandered through the nearby forest, trying to figure out his next move.
As fate would have it, Ozai stumbled upon the training grounds where Pakku and his students were practicing their bending skills. Intrigued by their abilities, he decided to observe from a distance, his mind filled with devious thoughts of recruiting skilled warriors to aid in his quest for power.
Pakku, known for his keen perception, noticed Ozai's presence despite his disguise. He approached him cautiously, recognizing the man's face, even though he couldn't place his name. Pakku's initial instinct was to apprehend the fugitive and return him to his cell, but a strange curiosity compelled him to listen to Ozai's story.
As Ozai revealed his true identity, Pakku's shock quickly transformed into a mixture of empathy and determination. He saw a broken man, consumed by his own ambitions and haunted by the consequences of his actions. While many would've turned their backs on Ozai, Pakku saw an opportunity for redemption and a chance to steer him towards a path of righteousness.
Moved by Pakku's willingness to listen, Ozai shared his deepest regrets and the pain that fueled his desire for power. He admitted to the mistakes he had made, acknowledging the countless lives he had impacted through his reign of terror. Pakku, recognizing Ozai's sincerity, proposed a radical idea—to embark on a journey of redemption together.
Under Pakku's guidance, Ozai was taught the true nature of waterbending, a discipline rooted in adaptability, resilience, and change. The teachings challenged Ozai's rigid mindset, forcing him to confront his own weaknesses and question his past actions. As their journey progressed, Ozai's heart began to soften, and his desire for power shifted towards a newfound yearning for peace.
Along their travels, Ozai and Pakku encountered various challenges, both external and internal. They faced remnants of Ozai's loyalists who sought to restore his former power and other individuals who doubted the sincerity of his transformation. Yet, Pakku's unwavering belief in redemption and Ozai's growing resolve to atone for his past crimes propelled them forward.
As time passed, the unlikely pair developed a unique bond. Ozai learned to appreciate Pakku's wisdom, patience, and selflessness. He witnessed firsthand the impact of kindness, understanding, and forgiveness. Meanwhile, Pakku discovered a reservoir of untapped potential within Ozai, recognizing that even the darkest of souls could
Oh m y god
LMAOOO
I need to compare 
OZAKKU AWAKENS THEM
STOP
What about bread and Shrek?
YES
LMFAOOO
YES
YES
Once upon a time in the magical land of Duloc, there was a humble loaf of bread named Bready. Bready lived a quiet life in the village bakery, observing the world through the glass display case and dreaming of something more. Little did Bready know that fate had a special surprise in store for them.
One day, as Bready sat on the bakery shelf, a tall, green figure entered the shop. It was none other than Shrek, the ogre with a heart of gold. Shrek had been on a journey, exploring new lands and seeking companionship. He caught sight of Bready and was immediately captivated by their warm, golden crust and soft, fluffy interior.
As Shrek approached the bakery counter, Bready's heart raced with anticipation. The ogre smiled warmly and introduced himself. Bready, although initially surprised by Shrek's appearance, quickly found themselves drawn to his genuine and kind-hearted nature. They struck up a conversation, discovering they shared a love for adventure and the simple joys of life.
Bready and Shrek spent hours talking, laughing, and getting to know each other. They realized that despite their differences in shape and size, they connected on a deep level. Bready admired Shrek's bravery and willingness to embrace his true self, while Shrek cherished Bready's warmth and comforting presence.
Their bond grew stronger with each passing day. Bready would join Shrek on his travels, tucked safely in a basket, enjoying the view from the top of Shrek's broad shoulders. Together, they explored enchanting forests, climbed towering mountains, and encountered fantastical creatures.
But their journey wasn't without its challenges. Some villagers couldn't understand the unique connection between a bread and an ogre, and they would cast judgment and disapproval upon the pair. However, Bready and Shrek stood strong, their love and friendship unwavering. They taught those around them the importance of acceptance and that love knows no bounds.
As their adventures continued, Bready and Shrek discovered the true meaning of companionship. Bready provided comfort and sustenance during their travels, while Shrek protected and cherished Bready as a dear friend. They found solace and joy in each other's company, creating memories that would last a lifetime.
And so, the story of Bready and Shrek, a bread and an ogre, became a tale of unlikely friendship and unconditional love. They showed the world that appearances and societal norms should never hinder genuine connections. In the end, it was the power of their hearts that brought them together, reminding everyone that love can bloom in the most unexpected places.
@quartz hollow
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
LMAOOOO
Reading
WHY ARE YOU BLUE
WHAT
Whats w the unconditional love man 💀
LMAO
This was the most unfortunate use of spider demon thread
duality of man
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones.
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones.
WHAT???
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones?
Oh no! I ate too much funny! Those ones?
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones.
A whole funny? Like the whole thing? Yeah that’s bad. Like now teh spider demons are gonna get you. Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones, they’re gonna kill you
You're playing league of legends? Like the whole thing? Yeah that’s bad. Like now teh spider demons are gonna get you. Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who plays too much league? Yeah those ones, they’re gonna kill you
MAKE THEN KISS
LMAOOO
Chat dead
Good
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones.
The spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones?
Yes the spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones. 
"who eats too much funny"
spider demons
Spider mam
I thought we eat the too much funny?
^
Creepy
Do you ever feel scared if you saw a spider crawling on the sealing and it falls on your face?
You mean the spider demons, Yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones? 
What if i eat the spider demon? Did the spider demon eat too much funny? Yeah those ones. I am the spider demon.
Yeah, the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. Yeah those ones.
What are the spider demons??
yeah, the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. yeah those ones.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 😭
the spider demons, yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. yeah those ones.

sam do you know not know about the spider demons, yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. yeah those ones?
oh my god
they eat anyone who eats too mucuh funny
no ew
excuse me
do you know not know about the spider demons, yeah the super scary spider demons who eat anyone who eats too much funny. yeah those ones? theyre gonna fucking eat you for not playing valorant
jay ur the only one who plays vaorant
minecraft it is
i joined
@modern hollowwwhat the scallop!?
lmao
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