#satisfactory-memes

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dull ice
dull ice
high dune
viscid rain
muted snow
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Added a nobelisk 👍

ancient plover
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It’s gotten bad enough for me to make a handcrafted meme about it

carmine solar
graceful vapor
chrome maple
severe steppe
carmine solar
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" come in the swamps pioneer, we swear we're not gonna jump you "

eager bison
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No idea what the true font was so I just made my best guess...
Feel free to Ficsit.

rain crystal
novel snow
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Mk 1 belts 😔

dull ice
storm stirrup
dull ice
stone badge
viscid rain
zinc vale
thin trench
light acorn
hallow fractal
eager bison
ancient plover
mighty field
twin remnant
viscid rain
rain crystal
snow sluice
crystal cedar
dull ice
dull ice
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And is sieged for redistribution

rain crystal
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Keep exposing yourself... to alien artifacts

rain crystal
burnt geyser
earnest shore
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this would happen if coffee stain weren't a bunch of cowards

plush coyote
frail abyss
ivory hemlock
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If anyone wants me I'll be experimenting with paleberry fermentation techniques.

tired olive
viscid rain
valid sable
wooden robin
craggy bison
wooden robin
dull ice
craggy bison
dull ice
craggy bison
dull ice
craggy bison
stone sentinel
undone blaze
merry phoenix
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(I delete this, and send this here again, because I am stupid)

craggy bison
dull ice
viscid rain
twin remnant
dusky palm
storm stirrup
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DO NOT QUESTION
THE CRT ONE

craggy bison
craggy bison
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Maybe a bit too elevated

burnt geyser
craggy bison
viscid rain
craggy bison
oak latch
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I wonder if anyone has actually read all five books and would get this reference... thinking_helmet

craggy bison
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slug went you blow up the plant that they are on

nocturne silo
scarlet basalt
storm stirrup
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meanwhile inside Fixit HQ:

dull ice
frail abyss
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this is getting out of hand.
Now there are 2 of them

twin remnant
nimble fog
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keeping it simple, unlike windows

viscid rain
crude goblet
jolly river
dull ice
viscid rain
haughty spruce
craggy bison
ripe kettle
dull ice
viscid rain
frail abyss
# viscid rain

this is why we need the second one!
-# (this is my pic dont gimme some recycled stuff)

hybrid acorn
hybrid acorn
stone sentinel
north wyvern
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High-quality(?) meme for once

north wyvern
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Another one

hybrid acorn
dull ice
quartz cloud
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<@&370483737957236737> re: this week's dev stream and Jason's new nickname

calm shoal
calm shoal
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was bored so i scarped this in few miutes

calm shoal
carmine solar
graceful vapor
dull ice
dawn garden
ionic hinge
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Something to break up the monotony

gaunt stump
lunar tree
frail abyss
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-# i love the meme formats that seemed to vanish

dull ice
vestal thicket
upbeat bane
dull ice
hazy aspen
carmine solar
dull ice
dusky palm
twin remnant
dull ice
fossil gull
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I am watching these 2 zombies dancing like for 1 hour. Is that legal?

atomic cedar
carmine solar
viscid rain
frail abyss
dull ice
dull ice
silent sorrel
silent sorrel
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one more because i can

dusk fable
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I think augmenter have easter egg.

dull ice
graceful isle
wanton flume
viscid rain
graceful isle
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Alright which one of you inbreds added the elevated one as a reaction?

wraith basin
oak latch
burnt geyser
dull ice
restive scaffold
shrewd oak
wanton basin
stone sentinel
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Do not question the elevatedested one

grand umbra
fading sinew
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Round 3 of elevated memes
Yall thought we were done?

storm stirrup
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i cant believe this fucking meme made sutch an impact that first of all the devs made it a damn emoji
and secondily it has lasted 15 days of editing and reposting with seemilgily no end in sight yet

trim gyro
arctic elk
true egret
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I think the elevated one enjoyers might enjoy this elevated one

topaz monolith
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i know i know
but i just remembered somethin about my world

shrewd oak
twin remnant
dull ice
true egret
carmine haven
untold idol
winter radish
carmine solar
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Forgive me..

dull ice
viscid rain
upbeat bane
dull ice
viscid rain
fast dagger
sullen tiger
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original

dull ice
warm isle
wanton flume
sullen tiger
quartz cloud
viscid rain
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My hand has been forced

stone sentinel
jaunty sparrow
quartz cloud
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@glass jungle

dull ice
warm isle
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first time seeing uranium ore

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my friend sent me this pic in comparison with one of my previous posts

north wyvern
warm isle
dull ice
ocean cargo
sonic flame
dull ice
dull ice
sullen tiger
gaunt stump
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elite personnel elevator knowledge

burnt geyser
burnt geyser
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Will Pipedown overtake the Elevated One?!

restive scaffold
dull ice
dull ice
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@high dune

jaunty sparrow
dull ice
viscid rain
serene mantle
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The REAL elevated one:

sullen tiger
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CERN secret project

dull ice
carmine solar
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"BRING ME THE SKULL OF THOSE PIONEERS!"

indigo ember
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this is kinda late and low quality but it is what it is

high dune
errant stag
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Let the war begin

true egret
storm stirrup
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for the (like 5 active furrys on here) do with this what you will :)

jaunty sparrow
slate marlin
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goodnight its 5am and hes been standing outside of my factory for hours so i memed him

carmine solar
viscid rain
oblique jacinth
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(not my greatest creation but whatever lmao)

lunar tree
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may i present to every elevated one....
the original meme spam
-# ...wow i'm old...

dull ice
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-# ....And the pixels are gone

frosty marsh
oak latch
twin remnant
silent sorrel
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shoutout to the guy above for including the elev e n one i made

earnest orbit
daring pebble
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efficency

viscid rain
dull ice
placid acorn
vestal topaz
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̴̋́̈́̕ ̶̫̻̆̊ ̸̰̿̆͝t̴̯̉̉͠h̷͊̈́̈́͊e̶̛͌̔͒ elevatored ̸̛́͘̕o̷në̷́̓̏̀ ̴̓̂̿͘ ̴̓

carmine solar
tame flume
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Holy shit

twin remnant
fierce plover
storm stirrup
stray ginkgo
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Holy shit @hearty pecan found a irl power slug

storm stirrup
viscid rain
dull ice
viral delta
dull ice
carmine solar
fathom umbra
dull ice
lapis zenith
frosty marsh
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I know that I will get it in phase 4 but I have to complete phase 3 and after that I can unlock it right? (Correct me if I'm wrong)

quartz cloud
dull ice
storm stirrup
cloud rose
viscid rain
pastel shoal
swift saffron
nimble wraith
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first

placid saddle
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put satisfactory game related memes here so we can laugh

signal grotto
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second

fallow field
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Heh

nimble wraith
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EPIC MEME INCOMING

trim ridge
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that's a low quality meme, @nimble wraith

placid saddle
sonic grotto
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Hmm

thorny stream
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hmmm

sonic grotto
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I guess a hmm is

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Satisfactory for a satisfactory meme.

thorny stream
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damn

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i knew you was gonna say that

trim ridge
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how could you possibly know that?!

halcyon swift
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your next line is...
"Satisfactory"

sonic grotto
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No dont

nimble wraith
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Satisfactory

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

halcyon swift
chilly ivy
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factorion't

signal grotto
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If we organise into groups, are they satisfactions?

sonic grotto
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Yes

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and now to go with a meme from my other server...

open tide
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What kind of meme chanel doesn't allow pictures posted lol

sleek kindle
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^

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was just about to say that

frank sun
sleek kindle
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no embedding

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:(

signal grotto
sonic grotto
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First actual meme of the game

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yay

open tide
placid barn
sleek kindle
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sudden spike in meme usage

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wow

placid barn
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First meme

placid saddle
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lol

frank sun
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kinda hitched off the back of baines meme LUL

sleek kindle
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Meme levels are off the charts!

placid barn
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By Baine

pallid orchid
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it's over 9akin!

placid barn
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Wow!

pallid orchid
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I have the high factory!

placid barn
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Oh no

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The multi-story factory

pallid orchid
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it's not a story the factorians would tell you

thorny stream
placid barn
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Nice

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I am a factorian

pallid orchid
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no u

sleek kindle
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factoran

placid barn
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Yesn’t men’t

placid barn
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Reposts on Discord? 😂

copper timber
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sure thing^^

pallid orchid
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You made this? I made this!

copper timber
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its cross posting - different chanels

placid barn
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Wow

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Oh ok

thorny stream
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reddit is a memefactory

placid barn
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Infinite memes

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Until you run out of meme materials

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And meme templates

open tide
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I mean, memes will come when alpha gameplay happens

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I guarantee it

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Unless it'll be NDA, which would be uncool

placid barn
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Yeah

sleek kindle
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no NDA'ing here

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!!!!

open tide
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that's actually a good question for main channel

placid barn
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Wait what is og voicechat?

sonic grotto
sleek kindle
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for the OG peeps

sonic grotto
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Old meme

placid barn
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Old?

sonic grotto
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Aka meme has been used at least once

placid barn
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It’s satisfactory boi

next patrol
sonic grotto
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That joke will never get old eh?

sleek kindle
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russian meme

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be gone

halcyon swift
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shitty meme i made in 2 seconds

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wait no

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i don't know how to use imgur

frank sun
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right click the image and open it in a new tab and copy the link from that tab

halcyon swift
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aight

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thanks

arctic pagoda
worldly robin
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I hope satisfactory gets brought up on fff this week

arctic pagoda
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if it does, it will be to wish it good luck

worldly robin
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prob

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those devs are awesome

chilly musk
plush dune
arctic pagoda
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lol @chilly musk

vast cove
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noice
pleasant
satisfactory

serene bramble
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big fan of the immediate slew of memes for this

gaunt fossil
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where are my inserters tho

serene bramble
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inserters are a thing of the past, old man

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make way for direct insertion 👀

chilly musk
thorny stream
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Discord embeds are so slow now

solid marlin
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I think it just doesn't work every once in a while

serene bramble
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ah thank god, I was worrying I wouldn't be able to play skyrim while playing this game

chilly musk
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Yeah, I was dissapointed that Bethesda didn't port skyrim to the Pipboy this year.

serene bramble
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in theory, if you made a custom pip boy that can hold the switch screen

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you could definitely play skyrim on a pip boy

chilly musk
tacit zenith
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k3llyShrug What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.

glass cipher
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😄

chilly musk
frosty bison
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Fact

glass cipher
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What is the game at first picture? MC? With mods?

chilly ivy
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Doesn't look like MC. I've heard the name Fortress Craft thrown around here a few times, maybe that's it

glass cipher
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Ahh Well when you put enough mods into mc everything looks like mc xD

chilly ivy
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somewhat true, but you'll mostly stick to the blockiness which isn't given in the image

pseudo sleet
chilly musk
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@glass cipher It's fortresscraft https://store.steampowered.com/app/254200/FortressCraft_Evolved/
Gameplay is okay, but the graphics are all over the place ;(

"This really isn't the same game that I originally purchased anymore. With all the changes that have been made over that duration the game is so much more fun now that there are machines to alleviate almost every large build annoyance that used to exist. The FALCORs, thieves...

Price

$12.99

Recommendations

2157

▶ Play video
glass cipher
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Thanks guys! Will stick to satisfactory when it comes out 😄

chilly musk
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Same

thorny stream
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i already had the experience with FCE. 🙂

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There's still one other that's not here, although I didn't play it for very long

weak ruin
thorny stream
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the last one should be, graphics made with paint.net

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😉

weak ruin
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Microsoft paint ftw

safe widget
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WTF

tepid tundra
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@weak ruin you forgot to put NT workstation 4.1 😉

vast cove
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@chilly musk omg xD

chilly musk
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:D

drifting atlas
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jumping back, yeah thats fortress craft, its a bit iffy but seems to have slow potential
its mainly focused around forced base defense and digging down with weird boss fights
is it decent? eh, kinda, its not that bad and runs alright
but factorio+satisfactory have it beat when it comes down the automation

chilly musk
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What bugs me the most about FCE is the color palette

drifting atlas
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hm true

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the mechanics are a bit weird as well

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and the lasers/belt set up after playing factorio are painful

thorny stream
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@solid marlin nah, embeds are just slow

full moat
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nobody know the music used in the trailer?

scarlet bloom
frozen hare
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Jem posted a link... Somewhere... I think... I know that's unhelpful but I swear I saw a link to it.

scarlet bloom
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here

dense notch
solid marlin
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@thorny stream as are your replies

thorny stream
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Sure, but you didnt tag me that time @solid marlin

paper roost
chilly musk
thorny stream
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factorio is still beta ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and it's lifetime slowly coming to end

native charm
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PRess X for doubt

white birch
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Factorio's playtime is maybe 100 hours of work.

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Let's be honest, especially with multiplayer, that shit gets old fast. 😦

serene bramble
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mods help a bit

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but you do just play it in sessions

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like I have 4 days of hardcore factorio then just nothing for months

thorny stream
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I like factorio but yeah it does kind of run out of fun if you're not modding it. The game has a pretty straightforward cycle once you figure out the optimum ways to do shiz

barren lodge
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Satisfactorio

vapid drum
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can't wait when i search up in Youtube 'Factorio trailer' and get the satisfactory trailer in one of the first three videos

placid saddle
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lolololol

thorny stream
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hm... In my opinion Satisfactory seem to have more of FCE than Factorio and does look more like PlanetNomads rather than Astroneer, by far.

thorny stream
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I'd not mind a FCE ish style to be honest. I like both for different reasons

thorny stream
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yes... in FCE i missed that tower defense thing with building walls

high whale
sullen ibex
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thanks for using sharex @high whale

glossy pond
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sharex is 10/10

bold rapids
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^

glossy pond
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sharex is 10/10

primal quail
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woa

chilly musk
primal quail
glossy pond
primal quail
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zoop

mighty pawn
chilly musk
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We just find it very satisfactory to post screenshots

wary trout
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i find your meme unsatisfactory

frigid moon
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lol

humble smelt
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Oh god

warm pelican
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What's this about sharex?

humble smelt
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What have you done?

wide shoal
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All the memes

warm pelican
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What's a edit option? ^^

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BIG WICK!

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shouldn't you be drinkin?

wide shoal
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I just suck so it’s okay trademarks

humble smelt
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Just erase the evidence

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You guys saw nothing right?

wide shoal
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I wish. I got some bad news from the doctors. Apparently if you drink a lot it’s bad for your liver. So I got a fatty liver. Stopped drinking and started working out. It’s kinda lame

humble smelt
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh

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Well that good I guess

warm pelican
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@humble smelt no idea what you're talking about?

humble smelt
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What?

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Oh...

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yeah

chilly musk
median girder
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xD

autumn flower
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these memes are sooooo dope

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i have a challenge for you:

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#BlameSimon memes

novel flax
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Simon forgot threads on the bolts

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Typical Simon

weary nest
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I see what you did there

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u cheeky scrub

night meteor
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wow xDDDD ok, that is sneaky xD

worn fern
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Challenge accepted

autumn flower
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hahahaha yep!

arctic pagoda
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blamesimon meme... hmm.... ok...

slate field
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My cat is refusing to come back inside. I blame Simon.

naive island
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[11:56 PM] mew2keegan: Factorio's playtime is maybe 100 hours of work.
[11:56 PM] mew2keegan: Let's be honest, especially with multiplayer, that shit gets old fast.

@white birch I like factorio, but this is why I play minecraft with mods instead. my favorite modpack uses mainly gregtech and is so hard it takes me over 6 months to finish it.
to put it into perspective, with a normal pack of mods for minecraft, where the recipes are unchanged, it'd take me about 2 days tops (possibly less depending on which mods it uses) to get an auto quarry that just sits there and gives me infinite resources for free. Then tops another 1 day to get an auto-crafting system set up, and maybe tops 1 more day after that to set up the major crafting recipes for automation. With my fav modpack mentioned above it takes me about 2-3 months to get an auto-quarry. and as I said that's not even half of the gameplay that pack contains. just saying, that's how to do gameplay correctly. make it interesting the whole way through and make it take 6 months to beat!
@autumn flower in fact I am waiting to see how I can compare satisfactory to this instead of factorio

worn fern
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Automation though

autumn flower
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so am i! ultimately a lot of this stuff is up to personal opinion of course so we're gotta just make the game we think is best.

naive island
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gregtech has its flaws but one thing it does which is very fun is the way it mimics real life ore refining processes. It also has literally the entire periodic table modded in, and it uses about 85-90% of it for something

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the modpack I am talking about is called Infitech 2, if you want to try it out. Unfortunately it's for minecraft 1.7.10 so it's nowhere near as optimized as later versions.

worn fern
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Sometimes simplicity is key though
Lots of simple things coming together to make a big complicated thing that looks awesome.

naive island
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of course, and that's what factorio does

worn fern
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Which is why I think this game will be awesome

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If it isn’t #blamesimon

naive island
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Most games also tend to deal with electricity as just being a single number that counts up and down. factorio does it this way, and almost all mods for minecraft do this as well. in gregtech it's instead voltage and amps, which makes it more interesting imo

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@worn fern [11:46 AM] Aquaholic: Automation though I didn't notice this message, what about automation?

reef birch
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#blamesimon

autumn flower
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LOL

worn fern
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Automation is great, especially building it up. I don’t really like modpacks that take months to get to automation really, although I do like ones that have huge sprawling factories.

deep basin
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You've gotta get the pace just right

shadow kite
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Yeah and then there's Reikas mods, Like Rotarycraft, chromaticraft and so on, which takes industrialcraft/gregtechs idea of amps and volts to a whole other level 😅

outer snow
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vague pivot
deep basin
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yikes

naive island
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@worn fern absolutely, I agree automation is fun, but there's different levels of automation: you can still automate things without using applied energistics, such as the entire ore processing line, auto tree farms, bee breeding, etc. you can also automate common components in an auto crafting table. also, the pack has logistics which it gives you access to much earlier so you can use that first and then transition into AE. it is my favorite modpack because it's hard and it makes you struggle to get things, but it doesn't feel grindy like every other "hard" modpack does. and you always get a huge sense of achievement and relief when you reach a milestone. also many milestones not only unlock new things, but also unlock new ways to make old things, making those recipes cheaper and more efficient, which gives you incentive to re-build your old automation setups, which is a good thing

worn fern
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I like AE, basically because of the logistics and channels. But I prefer Logistics Pipes to be honest, mainly because of the items being actually there - and it feels so much more real.

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AE is great for performance, but I think it lost something. That's why conveyor belts are awesome

autumn flower
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this is hilarious. Ok this IS about satisfactory, consider moving to the satisfactory channel haha

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you guys are amazing

naive island
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it's about minecraft tho

worn fern
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No, you're amazing!

autumn flower
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UGHHH i dunno what to do then carry on lol

naive island
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the only issue with logistics is that they are extremely laggy. our server was running at around 5 tps so we installed a profiler to find out what was causing it, and the logistic pipes were using 2-3 times as much cpu time as every other entity on the server combined. we did have like 30-40 thousand of the things though lel

willow palm
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@reef birch Love it 😄

worn fern
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Early on, it did, but then it got o p t i m i s e d

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AE is just... not really there. At that point I might as well be playing an incremental game instead of building a factory

naive island
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only if youre not playing this one specific modpack which I am talking about

worn fern
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Item transit times used to be important, meaning that you had to decide what to put where, then we got magic teleporters

naive island
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you get AE in early mid-game and you still have 4 months of work to go 😃

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AE doesn't instantly win you the game in this pack

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@autumn flower we're talking about modded minecraft because it's the best factory game out there and it's gonna be real hard to beat it. factorio tried, but in my opinion fell short due to lack of replayability. factorio's modding is also lacking (I've tried modding for it myself and everything you do feels like a hack because of how many features the modding api is missing). Hoping satisfactory can do it

worn fern
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Yeah, but it still feels wrong, all the newer mods seem to favour framerate, being more powerful than the next mod, and ease of use.

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I kinda miss when it was just Buildcraft/IC2/RedPower.

naive island
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this isn't a new pack tho, it's from 1.7.10. all the mods in this pack that are too powerful have been nerfed into the ground to compensate, such as bigreactor for example

worn fern
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Is there Buildcraft?

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also I should probably PM you about this seeing as this isn't memes

naive island
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minecraft is a meme, it qualifies

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no there isn't buildcraft

worn fern
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aw

glass cipher
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I heard mc

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And lots of mods

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Im in :)

naive island
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lol

glass cipher
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Lots of tehnical mods

deep basin
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petition for Satisfactory discord MC server

naive island
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lol

worn fern
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Who would win, 1 mogang or 1 coffeestain boi

glass cipher
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1 coffeestain

deep basin
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lets hope

glass cipher
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But mogang is there for me untill thrn

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Then

naive island
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who would win, one 4 ghz 8 core server with 64 gb ram and mc server installed on an SSD

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or one laggy boi made by a bad coder

strange patio
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trick question

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java wins

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java always wins

rancid lion
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^not if windows update gets there first

glass cipher
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Hah

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Thats why we use linix xD

rancid lion
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I'd probably do too, but it doesn't support all the software I need

soft compass
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JAVA POOOOOWER

worn fern
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Okay wait I have a great Knock Knock joke. You start.

strange patio
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Knock knock..?

worn fern
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who's there.

strange patio
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uhh... goat

worn fern
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goat who

strange patio
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goat me

deep basin
worn fern
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i goat you good

strange patio
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what

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wait

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there's a voice channel called "Pilgor the Goat"

naive island
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knock knock

strange patio
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sigh

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who's there?

naive island
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we're 130 000 ticks behind, is the server overloaded?

strange patio
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haha

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I think you mean ticks ;3

naive island
#

damn

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I ruined it

strange patio
#

hahaha nah, still good!

mint dock
#

knock knock

strange patio
#

facedesk

#

muffled "who's there"

mint dock
#

god damn it Simon!

strange patio
#

haha

naive island
#

@worn fern actually wait I just remembered that the modpack does have the buildcraft filler because I remember using it. I'm not sure how much else it has from buildcraft, and which parts are enabled/disabled. Wouldn't surprise me if the pipes at least are enabled, but I didn't use them last time

worn fern
#

We need Goat Simulator Automation edition

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I'm sorry

strange patio
#

why tf does my character fit so damn well

#

my char is sci fi based and is very related to automation

#

help??

spiral timber
#

I really hope there is a machine that only outputs 🍍s. Just a fuckton of 🍍. No real use. Just 🍍.

naive island
#

@mint dock import a satisfactory autocrafter model to goat simulator that spews out AI-controlled goats forever and wrecks the whole city within minutes

#

ez game

strange patio
#

what about

#

a button that says "eight"

naive island
#

@spiral timber muffin button

spiral timber
#

Or a device that shoots out massive amounts of shredded cheese.

#

Call it the Sheogorath Special.

rancid lion
mint dock
#

@naive island such technology is too dangerous for mankind

worn fern
strange patio
naive island
#

@mint dock hey at least I didn't go all out an say it should be a von neuman goat

worn fern
#

CRYYYSTALS

strange patio
#

YEEESSSSSSSS

#

"I can't throw flurry heart, she might get hurt..!"
quietly "Throw me..." louder, "SHINING THROW ME"

#

two obscure references in one? yes please.

rancid lion
#

Cadance does a fly

strange patio
#

what's the second reference? :P

worn fern
#

That reference was... incredible

rancid lion
#

spike maybe..?
honestly I've been trying to catch up to episodes and it messes with the lore I already know x-x

worn fern
#

I think at least

strange patio
#

DING DING DING

#

AQUA GOT IT

glass cipher
#

Ponies

dusty swallow
#

look, im not saying i have enough pylons, but...

#

spawn more overlords

rancid lion
#

NOT ENOUGH MINERALS

strange patio
#

snek, it was the incredibles and cadance, yeah xD

swift arch
arctic pagoda
#

self depracation is a good quality.. Bravo!

thorny stream
sleek kindle
autumn flower
#

what should it be called?

rancid lion
#

"U wot m8"

autumn flower
#

ok

rancid lion
#

It's perfect.

autumn flower
#

ur perfect

sleek kindle
thorny stream
#

I understand why you hate swedish pizza now

autumn flower
#

whys that teddy

#

show your working

thorny stream
mint dock
#

I've seen worse.

spiral timber
#

put a salad on a pizza
Mork mork, bjork bjork, itsa pizza

amber stump
#

#BringUsGoodPizzaPlease

spiral timber
#

Only Scottish pizza.

amber stump
#

ugh deepfried pizza from glasgow

#

best thing i ever had

arctic pagoda
#

that's not a pizza... Italians have nightmares about these things...

spiral timber
#

Just wait until you see true Chicago style deep dish """pizza"""

mint dock
night meteor
#

deepfried pizza

#

what abomination are you talking about

spiral timber
#

Otherwise known as a ragu and ricotta bowl with a crust.

#

@night meteor scot eat deep fried pizza

amber stump
autumn flower
#

fucking swedish pizza man

night meteor
#

what the fucking hell xDDD

#

wow

autumn flower
#

oh shit @amber stump

deep basin
#

yikes

amber stump
#

@autumn flower ima take you to that pizza place

night meteor
#

i never seen deepfried pizza xD

autumn flower
#

tyty

mint dock
#

I'm not even sure as to what I'm looking at.

autumn flower
dusty swallow
#

too much pizza, needs more fish and chips

spiral timber
#

That is some shit lighting too.

amber stump
#

readily delivered garbage

mint dock
#

@autumn flower omg I laughed out loud so hard from that

autumn flower
#

haha

mint dock
#

the fucking pinapple slice xD

thorny stream
#

The longer I look at that last pizza the more disgusting stuff I find

deep basin
#

a

#

aint that the truth

autumn flower
#

WOW NICE CROP SIMON

spiral timber
#

I thought that was supposed to be Loss for a moment there.

swift arch
#

400 hours of ms paint

autumn flower
#

omg dope

eager herald
amber stump
#

sorry but that reminds me of a cyst

eager herald
#

It's a pizza bolognese!

swift arch
#

Check out this Mexican pizza

dusty swallow
#

im sorry for this, but we need more programmer memes

rancid lion
#

one Tab could have done the same thing

autumn flower
#

its outside work hours i cant look at programming memes xD

dusty swallow
#

wish i had more, sadly not many people get the refrences

lament burrow
#

E

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look in ascii table

spiral timber
#

DID SOMEONE SAY PROGRAMMING?

#

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Programming, is in fact, GNU/Programming, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Programming. Programming is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities, and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Programming, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Programming, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Programming is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Programming is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Programming added, or GNU/Programming. All the so-called Programming distributions are really distributions of GNU/Programming.

dusty swallow
spiral timber
#

Behold I am the Lord and Savior, Richard Stallman. I am here to save Satisfactory with the glory of the GPLv3 license and emacs!

#

Everyone shall use a libre Thinkpad with GNU/Linux such as Trisquel installed.

arctic pagoda
#

open source

#

(wondering what hs trigger words are)

mint dock
#

free software as in I don't have to pay?

dusty swallow
#

apt-get --purge remove GNU_Copa_Pasta

spiral timber
#

Free as in beer.

lament burrow
#

git push -force -noverify

willow palm
spiral timber
#

pacman -Syu apt GNU_Copa_Pasta

barren spruce
#

A month of beer in sweden is actually worth more than my monthly pay I'm pretty sure

amber stump
#

bad pizza and expensive alcohol

#

sigh

autumn flower
#

#sweden

eager herald
#

Thats why we are the way we are!

spiral timber
#

On a serious note, I am curious as to what kind of dev environment the Satisfactory team runs spinthink

dusty swallow
#

judging by pglare, MVS

lament burrow
autumn flower
#

omg simon

rancid lion
#

Today is the day of the meme it seems

sweet sonnet
#

shie

spiral timber
#

silly snek

arctic pagoda
#

Compiler error: line 2: copyright Simon: unrecognizable entry "Simon"

rancid lion
#

a windows update would already be terrifying enough for that case.

lament burrow
#

xDD

#

acurate = "true"

#

even worth

dusty swallow
lament burrow
spiral timber
#

ooooffff

deep basin
spiral timber
#

Should be debugging in production on a client's computer.

lament burrow
#

xDD

rancid lion
#

rip tech support

deep basin
#

"it works in test, it should work in live"

#

and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

rancid lion
#

or even worse, windows vista with that first pic

lament burrow
#

:gross:

thorny stream
#

those pizzas made me super sad

dusty swallow
#

rip sanity

thorny stream
#

people pay for and eat those??

dusty swallow
#

#sweden

lament burrow
#

#me_irl

reef birch
#

#blamesimon

lament burrow
#

HAAHAHHHAA*

#

LAMO

placid saddle
#

😂

reef birch
#

#poorsimon

lament burrow
spiral timber
#

GNU/Privacy Policy

deep basin
#

yikes

spiral timber
#

Will this run Factorio Satisfactory?

lament burrow
#

nop

autumn flower
#

@reef birch LOL

lament burrow
#

*inhale*

dusty swallow
#

@lament burrow wheres the royal sitting in the stands as C++?

spiral timber
#

@lament burrow meanwhile C is busy running the world those three exist in.

#

Does Satisfactory come with a Battle Royale mode?

lament burrow
#

lmao

reef birch
#

o god

lament burrow
#

if that came out, i leave my gf

dusty swallow
#

will satisfactory be able to do my taxes?

lament burrow
#

:stuck_out_tongueb

#

brb

spiral timber
#

I hope Satisfactory has logic blocks so I can build an 8-bit computer in it.

willow palm
#

@reef birch ❤

dusty swallow
#

a 32 bit PC built in satisfactory runing a copy of factorio that has a 16 bit PC built in it thats running minecraft

reef birch
#

😄

autumn flower
#

@dusty swallow yes and your laundry

deep basin
#

Oof

dusty swallow
#

FINALY

autumn flower
#

@dusty swallow it slices AND dices

dusty swallow
#

now i just need a devolver screenpay ™ so i can throw my money at the screen

deep basin
#

Petition for Jace to make a infomercial style vid for Satisfactory

#

Sign here

reef birch
#

Max

#

vote yes

autumn flower
#

lol great idea

deep basin
#

"It slices, it dices. It'll even do your laundry"

placid saddle
#

"but does it blend?"

deep basin
#

"B U T W A I T T H E R E S M O R E"

autumn flower
#

"sign up now and get a FREE bottle opener!"

deep basin
#

with only 12 monthly payments of 99.99

placid saddle
#

@deep basin too soon. #RIP

spiral timber
#

Hi Billy Mays here with Satisfactory

dusty swallow
#

"your all in one rubegoldberg solution!"

deep basin
#

yikes

#

I hear that in his voice

placid saddle
#

same

#

the ghost is real

spiral timber
#

Yours for only $19.99

dusty swallow
#

it was over ten years ago guys

deep basin
#

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

dusty swallow
#

anywho, time for sleep, cause im a reasonable adult who can certanly adult well

deep basin
#

Have good sleep

reef birch
#

gn 😗

autumn flower
#

sleep well!

unique chasm
#

i cant seem to be able to send images into here

frank sun
#

upload it to imgur

#

and than right click the image, open in a new tab and link that url

unique chasm
#

ill try somethin else

#

ok that worked

wide shoal
#

LUL

pallid prism
unique chasm
#

that wasnt the point but ok

pallid prism
#

i know but i fear a war of what is better and why coming. Had a discussion with some friends about this yesterday and hope it doesnt escalate ^^

thorny stream
#

Not sure Factorio/Satisfactory fans are the type to wage war

#

They just want more machines and factories to optimise

pallid prism
#

i hope so ^^

thorny stream
#

Satisfactorio sounds funny

unique chasm
#

tbh it's genius

west coral
#

I didn't see any rage on either discords. Hell i would't be suprised if factorio devs signed up for chance to alpha-test

unique chasm
#

wouldn't be surprised if they did a crossover of some sort

pallid prism
#

Copy past of blueprints from factorio into satisfactory ^^

solid marlin
#

the factorio subreddit is really exited to have a new take on their favorite game, I still havent seen anyone complain, other than people uset that they won't be able to run it

unique chasm
#

lol

#

yea

#

im one of thos peeps

west coral
#

i'm nevrous about the specs

unique chasm
#

cuz i have a potato

west coral
#

my rig is equivalent to minimum

unique chasm
#

they'll probably optimise it tho

ocean spindle
#

hopefully

thorny stream
#

My rig kicks more ass than I have ass

ocean spindle
#

and not have it run like ark

#

well that's cause' ya dont got any ass

unique chasm
#

im still buying it even if i have to play at 5 fps in 144p

ocean spindle
#

yea

west coral
#

would expect this to be more CPU and RAM bound

pallid prism
#

on some PCs it may rather be a turn-based game LUL

solid marlin
#

hopefully the graphics arent too intensive and that it's mostly just the out of render simulation that takes up processing power. If so any computer that can run factorio & blender at the same time should be mostly fine

thorny stream
#

Medium /max recommended will probably be a Nvidia 1060 or 1070 / AMD 480 or 580

novel flax
#

Steam says 8gb ram, GTX 660, i5-3570k 3.4ghz

#

For minimum

ocean spindle
#

for satis?

novel flax
#

Yuh

shadow silo
#

im just worried about running at 1440p

#

stupid gfx cards not powerful enough to run monitors atm

placid saddle
#

what are you runnin

shadow silo
#

1080/7570k

novel flax
#

Why would you go 1440p without the power lmao

shadow silo
#

its more the 144hz on top of it thats the issue

novel flax
#

Same question

#

Why would you upgrade without the power

shadow silo
#

i mean i do for pretty much every game

#

it really just comes down to optimization of satis

#

hopefully they're getting some tips like storing entities on belts as 1d instead of 3d

#

im sure it will be fine though

novel flax
#

That would look weird

#

It would look like nothing

ocean osprey
#

There are optimization technologies rendering the same thing multiple times

#

It really depends on the engine

novel flax
#

How you gonna see what items are on the belt if they're only single pixels

ocean osprey
#

Lod also helps

novel flax
#

1D items 🤔

ocean osprey
#

Also wtf is 1d

novel flax
#

A point

#

A single pixel

ocean osprey
#

Not really

#

It's an invisibly thin line

#

A point would actually have no dimensions at all

novel flax
#

Well you wouldn't see either of them

ocean osprey
#

Except if you live in the HYPERCUBE

soft latch
#

string theory 🤔

placid saddle
#

^

novel flax
#

Cheese string theory

#

Mmmmm

ocean osprey
#

Dank memes theory

shadow silo
#

nah just storing the position

#

engine would render based on the 1d position on the belt

#

but no one really knows what throughput this game would be seeing so it may not make much of a difference

novel flax
#

You could have silly 2d sprites that face the client player

#

If I ever made a proper 3d game I'd make a super low-spec setting where everything is blocky and pixely or even just 2d sprites

#

That'd be funny

ocean osprey
#

2d sprites are actually more expensive to render than 3d models

#

At least in 2d engines, less so in 3d engines but then 2d sprites are just polygonally projected onto a plane

novel flax
#

Like some doom1 type stuff

#

That'd be funny seeing a big franchise game turned into that

candid maple
#

searching for inspiration i see 🤔

regal bronze
#

What kind of pc would you recommend to run tis like 1080p 30 fps

novel flax
#

Who knows

#

Probably those min specs?

sterile crypt
#

I figure a mid level gaming PC should be able to handle it, but we won't know until they release anything more than the minimum specs that are on steam

novel flax
#

Pretty much

chilly musk
#

/s

west coral
#

lmao

thorny stream
#

More competition = better games for us peasants

thorny stream
#

I read that as "compression"... And i didnt even play much factorio recently

hot sage
#

but whats the most efficient way of compressing belts in satisfactory? 🤔

reef birch
#

7z

grizzled pier
#

WHO SAID WINRAR

frosty bison
#

get your 30 day free trial now

hollow swan
dusty swallow
#

Blody typical

feral pulsar
#

yet across the pond here in NZ we enjoy fantastic fast and cheap internet 😃

elder forum
#

Amarican internet sucks D:

dire oriole
#

Haha Aussie internet sucks so bad

elder forum
#

From what I've heard, Aussie internet is the only worse internet than US

dire oriole
#

It’s terrible. They did a doco on how bad it is compared to our internet in NZ. Lol

#

companies having to cobble together multiple ADSL lines

#

Or doing point to point WiFi from a buddy across the street who has fiber while they are on 56k

#

And 2mb/512 adsl! Haha

feral pulsar
#

I have 700mb up 100mb down unlimited, at around $90 kiwi a month

#

and true fiber is the same price, but had a cap.

novel flax
#

I wouldn't call NZ internet cheap

#

But it's fast enough

ocean spindle
#

heh my internet is a piece of crap

robust swallow
#

In Texas I get 200/10 for $60 Copper though :/

#

no limit

feral pulsar
#

$60usd is $85nzd

robust swallow
#

I find it odd that Houston doesnt have fibre for residents yet

novel flax
#

You pay in copper?

dense gyro
#

in France we could have a 100mb up & 500mb down for 50$ max !

#

and a lot of medium city is fibred

pulsar panther
#

im a currency yeah

ocean spindle
#

hah

tepid tundra
#

noice

mint dock
deep basin
#

Oof

#

Got im

trim ridge
#

I'm guessing that's a case of Insider Joke?

autumn flower
#

When people expect Sanctum 3...

deep basin
trim ridge
#

Huh, so you're saying that Coffee Stain games aren't your favorites? 🤔

autumn flower
#

😉

#

pic was not taken on my steam

#

on simons

deep basin
#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

#

sanctum 3 or riot

worn fern
#

Oh my god lizard doggo

#

What have you been eating

autumn flower
#

OMG

deep basin
#

yikes

autumn flower
#

who made that?

worn fern
#

thank Hong Kong advertising for that one

autumn flower
#

is that actually meant to be lizard doggo?

worn fern
#

Hopefully not... but now I want to make a Lizard Doggo that looks just like that.

deep basin
#

I'm going to see that in my dreams now

#

it's burned into my retinas

arctic pagoda
#

well the image is called Lizard Dogo Overeating

#

... so...

worn fern
#

I mean I called it that

autumn flower
#

oh its your @worn fern!?

#

you made it!?

trim ridge
#

there goes the memeborhood

autumn flower
#

made a small change

trim ridge
#

doesn't look changed to me.

deep basin
#

yikes

autumn flower
#

i NEED confirmation on who made that lizard doggo image

deep basin
#

Detective Ansuz on the case, boss

dense notch
#

which one?

autumn flower
dense notch
#

oh

trim ridge
#

looks like a picture of a picture

dense notch
#

XD

deep basin
#

I think it is.

#

Reverse image search doesnt come up with anything.

autumn flower
#

it has those little tentacle things on its head and no ears

#

but lizard doggo has them

trim ridge
#

indeed, like someone took a photo of a poster or something

vapid drum
#

whats with the background??

deep basin
#

Only @worn fern knows for sure.,

worn fern
#

It’s a part of an advert from some random Hong Kong company.
Sorry, although I can use my amazing (see: almost nonexistent) photoshop skills to turn Lizard Doggo into that.
Although I’m 80% sure that’s horrifying and 95% sure that it’ll be hilarious.

dense notch
deep basin
#

yikes

#

It looks like an axolot

vapid drum
untold canyon
#

Lizard doggo playable character when

deep basin
#

Nice meme

weary nest
#

if the game releases without mod support

plush dune
#

they will break it

weary nest
#

It worked on minecraft ¯_(ツ)_/¯

plush dune
#

but minecraft was open source

weary nest
#

It is not, it's just java

#

It is not, it's just java

plush dune
#

basically open source omegalul

weary nest
#

Which is indeed easier to reverse engineer

plush dune
#

JAR files are just ZIP files infinitylul

weary nest
#

Zip files of compiled java bytecode

stray ginkgo
#

We have coding wizards in the community right?

I'm sure they'd give it a shot anyway.

plush dune
#

work your wizardry

west coral
#

even dark souls has a modding community. I'm 95% certain mods will be possible (says, while having no coding skills)

gray wigeon
#

Where there is a game to be modded there are people who will mod it

#
  • me, now
plush dune
#

Just open files in text editor

#

master hacker

gray wigeon
#

pretty much how all coding happens

west coral
#

give it a .bmp extention and paint the code instead