Quin says its 2020, but the rp is as dead as it gets :pensive:

[autumn wyvern]

Peace in our time 1815.

[fiery dove]

https://tenor.com/view/chifast-capy-gif-19880020

[molten marsh]

wait before we do anythin

[onyx slate]

Chads ain't that smart and forgot what the term war is

[autumn wyvern]

The war is over

[molten marsh]

wait

before we doing anything

i must play this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D2pXWRvYl8

okay

you can go ahead now

[fiery dove]

2 year war

[molten marsh]

had to do the ceromonial start

[fiery dove]

then 1 year war

then peace

[onyx slate]

Chads are unsettled by the word 'peace' because they don't know what it means, but decide to stay on the other side of the planet for now

[molten marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jytEvJKrY4&list=PL3ehb9p9eyd3CbPDD9yNgxiz-CPh0BMdy&index=6 everything is gangsta until everyone hears this

[fiery dove]

hm

sends out pingu spies

in troll lands*

[onyx slate]

Nvm

H

Chads just act like chads for the meantime

[molten marsh]

but not sigmas like us

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723599467172986962/919976557567688754/897198019202678835.gif

[onyx slate]

Chads discover what a gaemer is and is disgusted by them for no reason other than having chad brains

But only just talk about them

For now

Chads, while strong with muscles, have smol brains

Chads discover fire in 1815

They wonder how to make fire bigger

They send a spy into troll lands to find all the uses of fire

[onyx slate]

Troll lands troll the chad and give him manuer, but Chad spy brings it with him and discovered that it did help with making fires bigger

Chads are so impressed with spy Chad that they burn him at the stake for being a witch

[swift sorrel]

the anime nation Does nothing

[fiery dove]

i like how we ended the roleplay

then we said "no we're not doing this aagain"

ene comes

and

[swift sorrel]

short war

and peace again

[onyx slate]

Chads still don't understand the word 'peace'

[onyx slate]

The chads still don't understand much about fire so they ask anime nation what fire is

[swift sorrel]

it's something that glows in the night and makes you hard to breath

[fiery dove]

sends Wikipedia article about fire

[onyx slate]

Chads hardly understand what breathing is since they do it naturally without thinking, and not thinking is what they mainly do

[onyx slate]

Chads don't know how to use Wikipedia and rage

[fiery dove]

ok so basically

funny glowing thing

can spread to other things

some things fire spreads to easier

we call those things "flammable things"

and we usually use flammable things to make fires grow

[vale marsh]

t

[onyx slate]

Chads have way too smol brains to understand

[fiery dove]

t

[onyx slate]

Chads use the mysterious manuer they obtained earlier that month and do experiments with it and fire

They discovered how to make explosive weapons, odd for chads to do, but they are investing all their resources into fire

[fiery dove]

arson nation

[onyx slate]

Fire fire fire
The chads are going insane

They plant the bombs on a test site

70 foot deep crater

They invest the rest of the year into more studies on fire

They decide to test bomb on pingu nation waters

This bomb is more bigger and powerful than previous versions

[fiery dove]

the bombs attract the pingus' attention

[onyx slate]

The bomb is so powerful it creates 70 feet high tsunamis

[molten marsh]

cold war???

[onyx slate]

Cads are going insane with what the fire they discovered earlier that year has brought them

[fiery dove]

the pingu nation, seeing a huge profit potential, starts making explosives

[onyx slate]

Chads are inraged that pingus steal their idea

They mass produce millions of bombs

[fiery dove]

the pingus decide to sell some explosives to chads

[onyx slate]

Chads buy all the bombs and see they are of higher quality

But less explosive force

[fiery dove]

"we may ally and possibly create better bombs"

[onyx slate]

They like bombs

They love bombs

They agree

[fiery dove]

awesome

[onyx slate]

Their combined strength produces an atomic warhead capable of blowing up an entire continent

[fiery dove]

pingus strong

chads strong

[onyx slate]

They could both start and end a war between another nation in seconds

[fiery dove]

a perfect chance for pingus to eradicate trolls...

[onyx slate]

Very

[onyx slate]

But first they want to have the trolls acknowledge that they are in impending doom so they can at least cry about it first

[fiery dove]

👍

[onyx slate]

Thing is chads don't know where trolls live, and pingus need to help them know where

[clever snow]

Is the war over

[onyx slate]

Two wars have ended but a new one may begin

[clever snow]

Sweet

[onyx slate]

Pingus and chads have teamed up and may just end the life of trolls within the month

[onyx slate]

So shhhh, don't tell them

[clever snow]

I will now happily surrender

Again

[onyx slate]

Chads want to know what fire is, they still don't know, if you can teach their smol brains, you will be accepted

[onyx slate]

You don't have more time to waste, tell chads meaning of fire and you'll live

[clever snow]

Fire is a fundamental force primarily dependant on oxygen

No oygen no fieer

[onyx slate]

Chads, while not understanding much Ingles, accept

[clever snow]

Fire is fforce fire is menansgs loke it good like and live and cool also survival for good yes eu

[onyx slate]

||Chads have no right for being so powerful with smol brains but they are nontheless||

[swift sorrel]

anime nation started firing fireworks

https://tenor.com/view/yoimiya-genshin-impact-yoimiya-trailer-genshin-gif-22636721

[vale marsh]

trl emoji got removed

:trl:

[clever snow]

Genshonsj imapcf

[swift sorrel]

Oh really didn't know

I'm anime nation remember

[onyx slate]

Chad's and pingus have atomic warheads that can blow up and entire continent
If you read the chat a bit above

[vale marsh]

impact

[dull root]

[mellow iris]

:trol:

🛂

[fading ether]

Finaly peace

[autumn wyvern]

[fiery dove]

[swift sorrel]

[autumn wyvern]

[dry vale]

I wonder what will be in this channel in 1936

[vale marsh]

Another war meabte

The trl emoji got removed

[fiery dove]

i wonder what this channel will be in 1984

[fading ether]

or 2022

[swift sorrel]

1945

[autumn wyvern]

sneak peak

United Noots of Antarctica

[nocturne trout]

rip trl

also the 1st world war was in 1914

pingus were fishing

[winged pecan]

noot noot

[nocturne trout]

noot

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-noot-head-trumpet-gif-15019384

[autumn wyvern]

Actually was aiming more for the Napoleonic wars

[nocturne trout]

oh

that explains the fall of pingu by other nations

[autumn wyvern]

Pingu will rise again

[nocturne trout]

yes

[autumn wyvern]

Also no winners and losers here we all live in peace 🙂

[nocturne trout]

[vale marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-nom-nom-pengu-gif-20891519

oi ti li'l cutey comere mate uwu

[nocturne trout]

if another war occurs

i will make my own "state"

[lunar glade]

flat pingu

real

[nocturne trout]

Ima research in the pingu lab

[fiery dove]

[winged pecan]

oh no a troll spy

[swift sorrel]

[fiery dove]

Must eradicate.

[nocturne trout]

Pls no war

Also i got a new weapon

Incase u need

[fiery dove]

if there is war i'll go into liquid state

[nocturne trout]

I will make my own state

Still friends with the pingus

[swift sorrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JChLsD3zxQ

a virus , trolls

[analog topaz]

Happy 1816 new year guys!!

[fading ether]

[swift sorrel]

Peace in our time 1816.

done

come grab a snack

[native bloom]

waw

[nocturne trout]

That is pingu at the back

[fading ether]

Yep

[coral vine]

just me or I see someone

[swift sorrel]

you're just imagining things

[fading ether]

Pinguuuuu

[gentle drift]

Peace in our time 1816

[swift sorrel]

did you just only removed the .?

[autumn wyvern]

Peace in our time 1816 🐧

[native bloom]

I disband cuz I will get away and got killed by nothing ness

https://tenor.com/view/wind-windy-gif-14972041

[fading ether]

[gentle drift]

yes

[vale marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-lastimado-gif-18045827

[swift sorrel]

[autumn wyvern]

Happy

[lunar glade]

poor pingu

[molten marsh]

since its 1816

that means we all have muskets lmao

just realised

[dull root]

tally ho

[autumn wyvern]

Yea and cannons =D

Like I said this is set during the Napoleonic Wars

Well was set Napoleon was sent to exile to st Helena for good in 1815

I should google stuff more often before talking but someone can confirm for me

[fading ether]

For the next war let's use only weapons from the period

Not nukes and aliens

Etc

[molten marsh]

form ranks

[fading ether]

yea special ranks :))

[molten marsh]

you don't get it :(

[swift sorrel]

he is doesnt understand rp you know

[autumn wyvern]

Yes the Pingu and Troll militias

Cavalry regiments

Cannons

[swift sorrel]

well time for us to katana's

and samurai armour

the anime nation , the West , trolls , geaming

[fading ether]

time to make some pictures whit Pingu

[autumn wyvern]

Does anyone have a perfect head crop of pingu transparent background

[swift sorrel]

hmm

[fading ether]

me who is doing this right now

[fiery dove]

trebuchets

[molten marsh]

in that case

the Cabybara Empire is formed

[fiery dove]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-23641452

[lunar glade]

sbt

cbt

capybara therapy

[fading ether]

USS PINGU is going to discover new islands

[swift sorrel]

some ship construction is underway

[fading ether]

Hmm I want to make a map of our territory but idk the territory or all the factions

[soft willow]

[swift sorrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873255513348005919/939837892698701854/unknown.png

map by rtobby

[fading ether]

Need a fix at the Troll-Pingu common zone

[fiery dove]

the map isn't compressed

you can fix it yourself

well since trolls took over most of the island

we pingu guys don't have much land

[gentle drift]

where genkyo

[molten marsh]

where cabybara

h

[dull root]

Did chads die out already

Good

[molten marsh]

yeah

brain not exist

[fiery dove]

that's an old map

outdated

that's the reason why there are no capybaras and chads

[molten marsh]

kill chads

[swift sorrel]

The chads have NFT's

so kill em

hmm

you know what

I'll make a map

Custom , via an map software i forgot existed

@fiery dove is this an fun map

[fiery dove]

decent

[swift sorrel]

the height map

which region do you wanna be at

[fiery dove]

i'm just having "fun" in openttd rn

[swift sorrel]

nah the software sucks

i wont use it anymore

it was some project i had to use for rp back in the day

i call this a mess

yes i added an volcano

is funny map but i wont make more

[fiery dove]

count the amogi in this map

[swift sorrel]

oh ye that thing

[molten marsh]

B O A T region and call it Empire of Edrye

yes

[swift sorrel]

Boat

[molten marsh]

i bring bacc edyre

[swift sorrel]

alr

i made an mistake

that map is lost

[molten marsh]

ok

I go play kingdom come deliverance

[swift sorrel]

is this an ok map

[molten marsh]

yes

[autumn wyvern]

Okay Pingu brethren we will take our people to space before 1845

[molten marsh]

h

[swift sorrel]

ene

rate the map

i just gotta change the names

i wont change the size of the empires

[autumn wyvern]

Needs more continents

[molten marsh]

anyone here played kingdom come deliverance

[swift sorrel]

ill try to make an better map then

[autumn wyvern]

Maybe have a uninhabited continent or low populated

One

[autumn wyvern]

If you want the current one is not bad 👍

[molten marsh]

oh god

I'm getting into archery now

[autumn wyvern]

Cool

🏹

[swift sorrel]

how about this

its an Archipelago

or new map

[swift sorrel]

i have this power , the old one is saved

[molten marsh]

I heard kingdom come deliverance has a wack archery system, let's see if it's better than Skyrim tho

[swift sorrel]

i couldn't screenshot this pop up so choice

Atoll is this

good map ill just use this

@molten marsh which state do you wanna be , ill change the name to edrye

[molten marsh]

Lamphisia

[swift sorrel]

do you wanna be an republic , union , Monarch, Theocracy or Anarchy

and if so which type of set ideology

[dull root]

I'm sorry where's the liftocracy

[swift sorrel]

they forgot

but i can add it

[dull root]

That's be the right governent type for Chad

[swift sorrel]

brrrr

[swift sorrel]

and i have to manually change the label in the corner

so that is annoying

[swift sorrel]

since no other pingus wanna respond which state do you want pingu nation to be

[fiery dove]

@autumn wyvern I've an idea

Pingu kingdom = Pingdom

[molten marsh]

republic

[fiery dove]

Also about the pingus i'd ask ene

[molten marsh]

I'll just be that one country that does the spice trades 😬

[fiery dove]

And then the spice trades evolve into spicy trades

[molten marsh]

everyone will fight for my spice trade

[autumn wyvern]

Lol love it

[autumn wyvern]

That looks cool

[swift sorrel]

now trolls and chad , but tomorrow

[molten marsh]

hmm

Pingdom right in the hotspot for spice trades

[lunar glade]

knuts ❤️

[clever snow]

knuts❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[analog topaz]

Kiribati

[nocturne trout]

i will make the pingu supply corp

[fading ether]

Pingu knight

[onyx slate]

Chads are canonically the farthest away from everyone else

[swift sorrel]

ill try to colour that island in the far of Viria

[onyx slate]

I did mention chads live on an entire half of a continent a couple days ago

Then again you could be talking about the island the chads bought for $1 million but never use.

[nocturne trout]

psc (pingu supply corp)

[nocturne trout]

ima bring the food and drinks for the pingus

ima send in the food an drinks

alright the foods and drinks are removed from the carrier

time to fly back

[molten marsh]

it's 1816

[lunar glade]

true

[nocturne trout]

we have modern day stuff

[fiery dove]

no?

[fading ether]

Nope

It's 1816

[fiery dove]

how can you have modern day stuff in 1816

[fading ether]

We still have this

[nocturne trout]

idk

no ww1 pingu edition pls

[swift sorrel]

1816

[autumn wyvern]

I need a cavalry regiment of Pingus please

[outer mulch]

Pingu grenadier when

[fading ether]

When I arrive home I will do it👍

[autumn wyvern]

👍

[fading ether]

@autumn wyvern if you have pics or suggestion you can send me on DM

[autumn wyvern]

Amazing

Great job

I promote to you to a 3 🌟🌟🌟 General

[fading ether]

I will add some stars to our Pingu general

[fiery dove]

i am the kvass supplier

[molten marsh]

good idea ill make gira aswell

[fiery dove]

isn't gira kvass lol

[molten marsh]

yes

[fiery dove]

also

rugilė best gira

[molten marsh]

cant argue with that

b r e a d j u i c e

[fiery dove]

borscht supply 😳

[molten marsh]

cepelinai supply

taip taip taip

[fiery dove]

labai svarbu!!

[molten marsh]

taip

[fiery dove]

hesburger supply

[molten marsh]

sus

[fiery dove]

gonna be honest, i don't like hesburger

[swift sorrel]

i will supply dairy products

[gentle drift]

debatable

[vale marsh]

where is the kvkasa

kvasss

[dull root]

What even is kvass

[molten marsh]

Kvass is a fermented cereal-based non-alcoholic or low alcoholic beverage with a slightly cloudy appearance, light-dark brown colour and sweet-sour taste. It may be flavoured with berries, fruits, herbs and honey.

[gentle drift]

cite the wikipedia next time

[native bloom]

peace

[autumn wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[proper verge]

kvass is like vine, but made out of rye bread

Instead of grape

There's rye bread

yea

[nocturne trout]

musket making

[fading ether]

[clever snow]

When pingu military propoganda

[autumn wyvern]

Join the Pingu army

It's dynamite 💥

[gentle drift]

recruiting again?

[autumn wyvern]

Can never have enough conscripts

We'll break the unit cap

[swift sorrel]

I'll stay neutral with the japanese empire

[nocturne trout]

should we go to the undiscovered places

[lunar glade]

mfw big noot noot role

[nocturne trout]

the pingu ships

[forest bluff]

Pingu love

[fading ether]

HMS PINGU

[nocturne trout]

set sail to undiscovered lands

[proper verge]

troll

[autumn wyvern]

The great Famine of 1820 ☠

[fiery dove]

kvass overload lol

too much kvass

not enough bread

[autumn wyvern]

All food production was diverted to Kvass

[fiery dove]

this entire continent became addicted to kvass

[autumn wyvern]

That's another disaster for another year ;)

Quick solve the food crisis

[fiery dove]

this issue might go on for some time

we need to cultivate more food

[autumn wyvern]

🥘

[molten marsh]

i have spices but probably not food :(

[autumn wyvern]

Sad

Not enough calories

💀

[clever snow]

What happened

[autumn wyvern]

Famine

👀

I saw that

[clever snow]

You saw nothing,only officer lobby

[lunar glade]

OH GOD

how much lobby do you have wtf

[fading ether]

wait what?

what happen to our land?

[analog topaz]

I heard Kvass

[dull root]

[clever snow]

Lobby

[dull root]

what a handsome young man

[clever snow]

The famine attracted lobby

[fading ether]

still idk

[fiery dove]

famine

too much kvass

kvass overload

[fading ether]

just chilling here

[fiery dove]

invest in farmer pingus

[fading ether]

nah we have the HMS PINGU he is going to find us some good territory for a conquest

[fiery dove]

okayyy, but how will that help with the famine

[fading ether]

we steal from the others :))

[fiery dove]

??

famine is bad

that means our citizens are hungry

we don't have enough food

[clever snow]

Stinkingborstel

1820

Great famine

[fading ether]

time to rob some city's

[fiery dove]

or just invest in agriculture

[autumn wyvern]

👆

[fiery dove]

war isn't always the solution

[autumn wyvern]

Pillaging is wrong

[clever snow]

Breking neews pingu famine results in 9 million lives to the grave

[autumn wyvern]

Pinguism is not a horde

Unless we're splitting into multiple pingu nations

[lunar glade]

invest in agricultruterer plzz 🥺🙏

[clever snow]

Breking neews cannibalism takes place

Due to lack of crops

[autumn wyvern]

After 5 years of Peace since the first Pingu Troll war of 1812 - 1815. High Birthrates and a celebratory sentiment have neglected food production throughout the world leading to the great famine of 1820. All civilizations must prepare plans on how to tackle this problem before losing large portions of their population.

[fading ether]

https://tenor.com/view/thong-farming-gif-13240434

[fiery dove]

💀 Disease rate increases as Pingus are eating grass due to famine

[autumn wyvern]

Eat fish my brothers

We're blessed we don't even need to cook it

[fading ether]

https://tenor.com/view/farm-farmer-farming-farmland-gif-5336022

[lunar glade]

i just realised fishes exists

[fading ether]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-grill-cooking-food-cook-gif-17171404

[lunar glade]

well you guys need to expand the fishing industries then :troll:

[fiery dove]

🎏 Various fishing spots open up in shoals around the continent.

[clever snow]

Someone decided to dumped all the trash into the nearby stream

[lunar glade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[clever snow]

Which causes the fishes to die

[lunar glade]

industrial revolution 😔

[autumn wyvern]

Cholera 💀

[fiery dove]

🐳 Whaling starting to get popular in Pingdom.

[lunar glade]

💀

[clever snow]

To the point millions flock to find rabbits, rats, snakes as their last resort

[fading ether]

https://tenor.com/view/farm-crops-gif-5336023

https://tenor.com/view/boerenkool-kool-boeren-bachten-gif-11646111

[vale marsh]

famine?

💀

[fading ether]

After months of working at the farms the Pingu nation has enough food to survive at least 3 years
The animal farm are growing and in the future year all the citizen will have enough food to survive.
At the borders the soldiers are ready to defend the country from robbers , all the people who want to enter Pingu land are search for any harming goods.

🍖 🥖 🥔

[clever snow]

Population has been reduced to 49%

[fiery dove]

❗

however

growing plants takes time

[fading ether]

I said "months "

[fiery dove]

hang on

which climate zone are we in

[fading ether]

temperate

[autumn wyvern]

We need salt mines to preserve meat and fish friends

Produce salt 🧂

Construct several granaries

[fiery dove]

well then

since we're in temperate

shouldn't crops like grow for an entire year

[clever snow]

Stinkingborstel will export some salt

And some jagged coal

[autumn wyvern]

We will offer some of our fish in exchange

[fiery dove]

and no, genetic modification is not an option in 1820

[autumn wyvern]

Grow potatoes

[clever snow]

We will try to export as many fish as we can

Boosting up the cannery and the harbor work

[autumn wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/aoe-age-of-empires-glitch-gif-15752764

[clever snow]

Stinkingborstel having boat stroke

[fiery dove]

wtf instantly turning boat?!

[autumn wyvern]

Spooky

Some kind of advanced technology

[clever snow]

Salt supply ran out

Harbor workers exhausted

Exporting to pingu land

[fading ether]

HMS PINGU at duty

[clever snow]

HMS stinkingborstel heading to the pingu harbor

[fading ether]

The Pingu navy is escorting the HMS stinkingborstel ships for protection

[clever snow]

Successfully exported the donation

[fading ether]

*whit this occasion the Pingu general wants to talk in privat whit the stinkingborstel president *

[swift sorrel]

want some food

only 1 million for 50

[autumn wyvern]

Delicious swordfish

[clever snow]

Biggest fish we found

[autumn wyvern]

Nice nice

[clever snow]

Could feed an entire family

Or more

[autumn wyvern]

Excellent

We need to start storing food

Winter is coming

[outer mulch]

Just buy some rice from china h

[fading ether]

@clever snow the Pingu land wants to make a alliance whit the stinkingborstel country

[clever snow]

Sure

[autumn wyvern]

Pingdom wasn't it

[clever snow]

{Insert angry squidward}

[autumn wyvern]

Okay we gotta establish what nations there are

[fiery dove]

🦠❗WARN: Food ships may carry pests with various dangerous diseases.

[autumn wyvern]

Who was drawing the map?

[outer mulch]

Troll pests

[fiery dove]

i was drawing the map but i'm too lazy to remake it

[autumn wyvern]

Lol no problem

[fading ether]

this was

[fiery dove]

YES

i found the template

so the bottom is pingdom and trolland

top left island is quin's anime nation

top right island is kami's gaeming nation

the square is just for the legend

[swift sorrel]

knuts go brrr

[clever snow]

New map

[swift sorrel]

no

boo

[fiery dove]

no

[clever snow]

Scrapping it

Launch it into the nearest asteroid

[swift sorrel]

my map is decent enough

[fiery dove]

mine is decent as well

just needs to have all of the nations assigned

[swift sorrel]

how about

the newer map is new undiscovered Territories

[fiery dove]

what do we consider the newer map

[swift sorrel]

mine

[fiery dove]

because my map is the original after all

ok sure

[swift sorrel]

The anime nation goes on explore the new world to map everything

[fiery dove]

i'm gonna remake the regions and stuff

let's say that the troll-pingu war didn't happen

[swift sorrel]

it happened but not this time period

21xx the Pingu troll war

[clever snow]

Updated map

Badly made and crinj

[fiery dove]

here's what i made

[clever snow]

Rtob's version is more reasonable

[fiery dove]

@molten marsh i made a map, review pls

edrye in a prime spot for trading

honestly both edrye and stinkingborstel are in great spots for trading

[clever snow]

Let me make this into a heightmap

[molten marsh]

nice

[clever snow]

Heighmap or smth

[fiery dove]

(straight) trade route map

stinkingborstel has direct access to the most locations

(pingdom too)

@swift sorrel anime nation is a bit too much to say, how else would you name anime nation

animation

[swift sorrel]

who is stinkenborstel lol

[fiery dove]

marco

[swift sorrel]

Call me Japanese Empire

lol

[fiery dove]

👍

[fiery dove]

still too much imo lol

JE good enough?

japanese empire's ok but JE would be a common abbreviation

[swift sorrel]

Jap Em

[fiery dove]

@sonic plaza do you want to rename gaeming nation to something simpler

[sonic plaza]

just gaeming

[fiery dove]

👍

🌎 World map, 1820

⛴️ Straight trade route world map, 1820

[fiery dove]

unpin

[fiery dove]

unpin

[autumn wyvern]

The solution to the famine

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1491439016704880640

Eat feeeesh

[fiery dove]

tactical fishing

[onyx slate]

Chads take fishing to the extreme and hunt all of the fish around their coast and have to trade almost an entire half of it, so they trade it to their best allies, the pingus

[molten marsh]

I am making tobacco if anyone wants them 😎

[fiery dove]

hemp

[molten marsh]

we need da hemp for the clothes

[fiery dove]

yes

🧑‍🌾 Pingdom starts growing hemp.

[autumn wyvern]

Kenshi has taught me that Hemp is really good

[molten marsh]

yes

you can make bricks out of hemp

and it has anti toxic properties

or something like that

[autumn wyvern]

Nice lol

[fiery dove]

hemp is:
useful
pretty darn delicious

[molten marsh]

nonono my friend

hemp and cannabis are different

they are the same family of plant

[fiery dove]

i am aware

i've eaten hemp seeds before

they're pretty good imo

[molten marsh]

oh

i thought you meant that.

[fiery dove]

well to be more specific

kūčiukai with hemp seeds

[molten marsh]

oops

that food is banging

[fiery dove]

and there's also some butter with hemp

also pretty darn good

[molten marsh]

We discover gold

[fiery dove]

au

[molten marsh]

yis

our land is filled with luxury resources but we don't have a lot of the important ones

thats why we trade!!

[fiery dove]

@autumn wyvern do we have steel mills and stuff like that

[molten marsh]

well

its 1820

[autumn wyvern]

Its 1820

Hmm I think

[molten marsh]

that means the industrial revolution has happenend

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Revolution

1760

[autumn wyvern]

Yeah we're living during the industrial revolution

[fiery dove]

hey

[autumn wyvern]

🏭

[molten marsh]

we also have trains

[fiery dove]

so steel is accessible

[autumn wyvern]

We need factories and rails!

[autumn wyvern]

And let's not forget good public sanitation

[fiery dove]

yep

also

[autumn wyvern]

Don't want all those people moving into the cities dying of cholera

[fiery dove]

f*ck the environiment

nobody cares about pollution lmao

[molten marsh]

in 4 years

[fiery dove]

let's care about it later

[autumn wyvern]

What's pollution?

[molten marsh]

we will get the bolt action rifle!!!

in 4 years

[autumn wyvern]

Never heard of it

[molten marsh]

goodbye muskets in 4 years

[fiery dove]

idk

anyways

[autumn wyvern]

Yeah better guns wooo

[molten marsh]

still no internal magizines

but

[fiery dove]

dang it

[molten marsh]

hey

atleast it doesn't take 30 seconds to reload

[fiery dove]

steel mills only come in 1872

[autumn wyvern]

Imagine standing in line waiting to get shot

[molten marsh]

we also have steam boats

[lunar glade]

trains ‼️

[molten marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-cum-jizz-horny-dick-gif-21213004

wait

i must send this

lemme find it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884329856031154187/929472769131954176/the__IndustrialRevolution__incident.mp4 (dark, watch if you dare)

just had to

troll kingdom be like

it also means the dawn of capitalism soon

in 28 years the communist manifesto will be made

[lunar glade]

this is my kingdom come moment

[swift sorrel]

some new cities are build for industries

[autumn wyvern]

Damn

Okay we're going back in time

[molten marsh]

lol

why

[autumn wyvern]

No more progression

We will return to monke Pingu

[molten marsh]

what 400 bc

[swift sorrel]

Ene be activating his time machine

[forest bluff]

Cum

[swift sorrel]

don't cum to my house saying cum, i don't support it

[winged pecan]

Imagine if the troll kingdom pulls out the facism card 110 years from now

[paper pulsar]

where's Storkenbrostelgrad

Stinkingborstel vs Storkenbrostelgrad

lets see what i can do with these 238 million theons 🤔

[nocturne trout]

time to make a whole bolt action rifle factory

with revolvers

[fading ether]

Hmm time to make the Pingu Train
And some steam powered vehicles (cars and military)

[nocturne trout]

factories

[clever snow]

Exporting more sailfish

[fiery dove]

in 4 years

[molten marsh]

you can't really make steam powered cars yet

the steam engine hasn't been that evolved to be built to a smaller size

[molten marsh]

i was thinking of making a mp region for this rp but obv in modern day since its kinda impossible to do 1820 in TT

[rigid vapor]

ah yes classic historian above me

[paper pulsar]

qwerty qwerty and also qwerty

[nocturne trout]

Muskets will be replaced soon

also flintlockes

[winged pecan]

Bolt action will be the future

[nocturne trout]

Lets wait for 1824

[autumn wyvern]

Did you lovely people make enough food to survive the famine?

[dull root]

I have dug up 1 potato and killed a bird

All set for winter

[autumn wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-starve-dancing-dontstarve_dance-dst_dance-don_t_starve-gif-10253160

[clever snow]

Oh noes port stinkingborstel collapsed from the tsunami

[swift sorrel]

i have some potatoes

for 3

[vale marsh]

кhty
why

[swift sorrel]

i stole from krunt

[vale marsh]

steal
carnie
xeime

crmie

[swift sorrel]

i will make krunt my new puppet

an invasion of krunt began

[vale marsh]

finally
quin using "an" correctly

[swift sorrel]

lol

[nocturne trout]

i have a farming business

[fading ether]

Don't forget it's still 1820

[fiery dove]

You know

That huge pingu-troll war happened in the modern day

So there's nothing restricting us from being allies with the trolls yet

[analog topaz]

First ever troll face was in 2008

But the term "troll" is known rn

[autumn wyvern]

The great Famine of 1821

The Famine continues 1821

[clever snow]

Port Stinkingborstel is now back on
Exporting as many supplies as requested

[winged pecan]

And Im just here trying to invent a new type of gun

[vale marsh]

mom

[analog topaz]

It seems like 1 day = 1 year here

[fiery dove]

doubt

[swift sorrel]

doubt

1 year is 1 year here

[vale marsh]

hOW

Hwo

how

[gentle drift]

Catch you in 1845

[clever snow]

Oh noes our fish supply depleted

💀

[molten marsh]

hehe rice farming go brr

[clever snow]

hehe locusts go bzzzzzzz

[swift sorrel]

hehe

potatoes go brrr

and rice

you cant be Jap Em without rice

[autumn wyvern]

What happens then 😟

You know I think we should make this a little more interesting

For each major action we should trade using the bot using money

I'll set aside 100,000 of my own money

[gentle drift]

the potato famine

[clever snow]

Locusts grew in absolute numbers

[autumn wyvern]

And distribute to you all as a starting allowance

[clever snow]

Crops spoiled everywhere

[autumn wyvern]

Uh oh

[gentle drift]

somewhere around that time, at least

[autumn wyvern]

🇮🇪

Yeah you're not wrong

Have you ever read or watched Angela's Ashes?

It's a really sad memoir

[gentle drift]

I'm not aware of such, what is it about

[autumn wyvern]

Well it's about the Irish famine and extreme poverty

A drunk father

[swift sorrel]

who wants some of my potatoes

i have a lot i dont need

[autumn wyvern]

Frank McCormick retells his life living through it. 3 dead siblings, working in a coal mine, father abandoning them

[swift sorrel]

for only 2k for all my potatoes

[autumn wyvern]

At the end of the book he moves to America

But it's not a happy story at all

The movie is brutal too if you have trouble imagining the hardships just from reading

[fiery dove]

right uh

[swift sorrel]

the26

want my potatoes?

[fiery dove]

proceeds to build a paper mill in pingdom

[autumn wyvern]

Heavy stuff basically...

But I highly recommend it if you like true stories

[gentle drift]

Sounds interesting, I'll check it out eventually

[autumn wyvern]

👍

[fiery dove]

🧻 It is promised that the operation of the paper mill will begin in the middle of 1822.

[swift sorrel]

did vodka exist in the 19 hundreds

[clever snow]

The famine continues 1945

[swift sorrel]

what

[fiery dove]

yes

vodka existed since the 8th or 9th century apparently

[outer mulch]

Hello

[swift sorrel]

time to make vodka then

[clever snow]

The time where stinkingborstel is busy fending off enemy territory

And paused all exports

[swift sorrel]

the potatoes are being processed and turned into vodka

[clever snow]

Its infested with locusts

[swift sorrel]

the only good thing for potatoes

[fiery dove]

@clever snow this is the current map

what territory are you fending off

[swift sorrel]

hey Marcat want vodka when i finish making it

[clever snow]

A territory planning to seige the islands

[swift sorrel]

you plan to access the new lands?

[clever snow]

It has no government and no proper flag

[swift sorrel]

after a while of fighting the Japanese empire gotten land on the new world

[clever snow]

the Japanese empire blew up the Stinkingborstel harbor

[swift sorrel]

What no

i didnt

[clever snow]

Misfire?

[swift sorrel]

what

[clever snow]

If it was then all the exports from Stinkingborstel get paused and in lockdown

[swift sorrel]

eeh how much we gotta repay then

[clever snow]

38 cents

[swift sorrel]

want vodka instead?

10 bottles

[gentle drift]

where domkisas

[clever snow]

Sure

[swift sorrel]

You need to rp invading an terr Ja

i think you can do that

[clever snow]

Im gonna launch the nuclear warhead to the unknown country that has been seiging the islands

[swift sorrel]

The Japenese empire newest ship docks at the harbour to do some repairs and provide vodka to the people of sink

[clever snow]

Great

[swift sorrel]

its 1822 why do you have a nuke

[clever snow]

Time Traveller gift

[outer mulch]

The

[swift sorrel]

oh okay

which nation you gonna nuke

[clever snow]

It was an unknown territory 3km upwards the islands

[gentle drift]

man

I gotta shatter some country like I did with Yugoslavia

[swift sorrel]

@clever snow alright this is the other pack of ter 3km away from the new lands, since its gonna be nuked its no problem losing this

its an smoll island

[clever snow]

We now have identified the island

But which country is battering the navy

[swift sorrel]

nuled

[clever snow]

We gotta launch the one and only missile somewhere between their borders

But that can cause a war earlier than ww1

[swift sorrel]

on that island it would

[clever snow]

We have no choice

Beginning to launch the big boy

[fiery dove]

@autumn wyvern pingdom flag??

[clever snow]

real

[fiery dove]

better pingu flag

[clever snow]

Dropped the bomb and that mushroom cloud was stunning

I have begun the Stinkingborstel/Uzandus war

[autumn wyvern]

I had a minecraft banner in orange blue and white

Would you consider using those colors?

[sonic plaza]

it's the 1800's lol

[swift sorrel]

News report from the JP empire 1822 something glowing happened 3km near the new land, we dont know what caused it, but we think it's because god was angry at that country

[clever snow]

Time travelers gift

They appeared and gave us a curious bomb

And disappeared

[onyx slate]

aLiEnS?

[clever snow]

Seems about right

[swift sorrel]

we declare war on the land of the pigs lol

[clever snow]

Halal

[autumn wyvern]

This is the flag I like

[swift sorrel]

what happened to that qaulity

[clever snow]

Crux australis moment

[fiery dove]

i think it's a bit meh

[autumn wyvern]

Cropped from somewhere because I couldn't find the original lol

[clever snow]

Looks like something else in my uncleansed mind

[onyx slate]

looks like a birb

[clever snow]

Looks like a peach in my own eye holes

[autumn wyvern]

Found it

It's actually the flag of Argentine Antarctica huh

[clever snow]

Tierra del Fuego (Spanish for "Land of Fire"; Spanish pronunciation: [ˈtjera ðel ˈfweɣo]), officially the Province of Tierra del Fuego, Antarctica and South Atlantic Islands (Spanish: Provincia de Tierra del Fuego, Antártida e Islas del Atlántico Sur), is the southernmost, smallest, and least populous Argentine province.
The territory of the cur...

[clever snow]

Macaroni no

Makro no

Mac and cheese no

Marcu no

Marcy no

[autumn wyvern]

Feel free to find whatever you like

Or make

[fiery dove]

well i made that

[autumn wyvern]

I just like the colors on this one

[swift sorrel]

hey want vodka

[proper verge]

trol

[swift sorrel]

Fine,
Makes even more vodka and exports it's to everyone

Vodka overload

[paper pulsar]

where me

[nocturne trout]

someone made this rifle

i will try it

[fiery dove]

Vodka vs kvass

[swift sorrel]

idk who you are

[fiery dove]

what's your country's/empire's/whatever's name

[analog topaz]

Kvass

[autumn wyvern]

🥫

[clever snow]

Brekig neiwws
The archipelago is now gonna get invaded by the northern island region from the nuclear bomb drop

Preparing military

[autumn wyvern]

1821

[clever snow]

Time traveler gift🗿

[autumn wyvern]

🦉

[fiery dove]

[clever snow]

I will kidnap a time traveller

And steal their flying cars

Steak

Bjallyyy wkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw

@remote cave 159.210.58.254

[fiery dove]

no

be realistic

[clever snow]

And like a flying car cum crashing to ukraine

5555

And like aliens will blow the island uobyeyeyeyeeyye

And mdoern hoemans are gonna give us 99999999 tonnes of lab processed meat

And no more famied

Yay horray fireowrks

Kaboom kaboom bwkwkwkwkkw

And everyone had secks and population went to 48 billion the end

Yay yay yay and then like pickles destroyed the world the end

The famine dies 6942

[vale marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-milk-gif-23890780

[paper pulsar]

Solaris

Realm of Solaris

[fiery dove]

solaris

ok

[paper pulsar]

yesn

[fiery dove]

🌎 World map, 1821

split up some more land

[paper pulsar]

i wonder what it would be like in 2022 🤔

[paper pulsar]

Imagine if i had all of the reserved land- yeah no

[paper pulsar]

add the places of the capital city on the map

like Stinkingborstel... its Stinkingborstel

[fiery dove]

literally none of us have decided where our capitals will be

[paper pulsar]

well i got mine

[fiery dove]

can you put a dot

[paper pulsar]

sure

[molten marsh]

capital

Norvinsk City

[fiery dove]

thank

[paper pulsar]

done

welp actually let me zoom in

[fiery dove]

no worries

[paper pulsar]

i did it anyways

[fiery dove]

2 known capitals

@swift sorrel @sonic plaza @onyx slate capital city locations

who's the representative of trolland btw

@autumn wyvern where shall our capital be

[swift sorrel]

lol

the capital city is near the strange incab

[fiery dove]

incab?

[swift sorrel]

eh

[fiery dove]

just copy image and put a dot

lol

[swift sorrel]

fine

[autumn wyvern]

Hmm

Do we want a costal or central capital

Costal would provide economic opportunities

[fiery dove]

the good thing with coastal is trade stuff

[autumn wyvern]

But a central capital is safer from attacks

[fiery dove]

however higher vulnerability from naval attacks

[autumn wyvern]

We could position our capital on a peninsula

[fiery dove]

well

[fiery dove]

name

[autumn wyvern]

We fortify the bay

[autumn wyvern]

Hmm

[molten marsh]

~~ also norvinsk has naval cannons so don't think its an easy target for naval invasions~~