Quin says its 2020, but the rp is as dead as it gets :pensive:

[fiery dove]

2 passengers and 0,222 of a passenger

[swift sorrel]

2.220 passengers will board the ship aswell

[digital igloo]

Is NikRomaz a bad company

[winged pecan]

This is a public service announcement from the king and parliament

As it turns out, parliament is breached by spies. As a result, we will be strengthening and extending martial law till 1920. Any citizens or individuals coming to and from the nation of Kassam will be screened and be investigated. We would also again like to ask citizens to report suspicious individuals. Thank you for listening

[digital igloo]

whoever vote "like" or "tick" or "Y" or "E" or "S" or "+" or "red triangle" will get a free trip to NikRomaz torture chamber

[winged pecan]

count me in

[outer mulch]

so you're going to the chamber

too

[digital igloo]

false

[digital igloo]

people who react to that message will get a free tour to NikRomaz torture chamber

ok @outer mulch and @fiery dove

[fiery dove]

is NikRomaz a good company

[digital igloo]

it seems like you guys will get a free tour

no need to make plan for the trip

our guys will be at your front doors tonight

and send you to the torture chamber

[winged pecan]

I hope it has popcorn

[fiery dove]

i don't see them

[digital igloo]

wait

[winged pecan]

I'm sorry but I'm on a yacht in the middle of the sea

[digital igloo]

we will bomb the yacht

[outer mulch]

with semtex?

[coral vine]

What the actual fug.

[fiery dove]

pipe bomb

[digital igloo]

with NikRomaz nuclear warhead

[fiery dove]

yeah and the company then gave out meat with cocaine to homeless people

[outer mulch]

there's a pipe bomb in your toilet🥰

[coral vine]

You can't be serious.

And they gave what now

[fiery dove]

@digital igloo ahem

[digital igloo]

ok they are here

you have been kidnapped

[outer mulch]

ok lets also form interpol

[digital igloo]

you and juri have been kidnapped

the guys are taking you guys to the chamber

[fiery dove]

but i don't see any of your guards yet

[digital igloo]

oh cool i want to join

[fiery dove]

i'm just sitting here alone

[digital igloo]

you wont see them in your mind

you are sleeping

[coral vine]

@hybrid igloo

You got explaining to do young man.

[winged pecan]

you do know a bomb will not guarantee the destruction of a yacht nonetheless the individual inside it yes?

also, semtex isn't a thing yet

[digital igloo]

i told you i will use the nuclear warhead

[winged pecan]

🙂

yay

I always wanted to know how uranium tasted

[fiery dove]

it's just a cube of regular uranium

that's it

[digital igloo]

false

we add dynamite into that now

[fiery dove]

@coral vine if you want, you can read up on you's statements regarding this

this too

[winged pecan]

why not just send me a boat full of dynamite and recreate the incident that happened in Nova Scotia in 1917

[outer mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-war-crime-gif-23774016

[winged pecan]

the council shall decide your fate

[fiery dove]

she's cute

i sure do hope she's not...

underage

[winged pecan]

oh but she is

[digital igloo]

i want to join the Interpol

[swift sorrel]

no

[digital igloo]

ok

i will form the Interpol

[winged pecan]

I still don't trust Kassam and therefore will not be joining interpol for the time being

[outer mulch]

sowwy >w<

[swift sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/snikrep-sinkrep-sink-gif-20600202

[coral vine]

The Times
Slavery is now contested to be abolished, or an increased standard of living.

Our country has long benefited from the work of slaves, they work in our factories, construction sites, risk their lives for the betterment of the country, however, all this work, must have a high pay off, right? Wrong! Slaves in this country is being treated, like they can be replaced with ANOTHER one. They have little to no wage, and their standard of living is absolute living hell. Why not we develop their standard of living, with civil rights acts that would protect them as the normal Biminian, have a minimum wage on par with normal workers in the city. And a proper roof over their heads? It's time that they move with us, it is time, that they receive what they deserve, it's time to think, abolish or improve? That's a decision the government must think about.

• John Lenneth, Downtown San Johnson, 1917.

WNN Daily
NikRomaz under suspicion as uranium-related diseases skyrocket nationwide

Recently, a DOHW report detected a 116% increase of uranium-related diseases in hospitals nationwide as NikRomaz, a company that sells out uranium, is found to dunk "nuclear weaponry", consisting of fatal amounts of uranium into international and non-international seas worldwide, the Commission of Health Directors is working with the federal government to find out the root cause of the uranium-related increase of diseases, and if it was found to link it with NikRomaz, the company would be personally sued by the government, DOHW and DOHR themselves.

[digital igloo]

wow

this is just false news

[coral vine]

The Post
President Angelo personally issued a message to NikRomaz regarding their actions

"Good day, NikRomaz, let me start with a small introduction, I am President Angelo, of the Republic of East Bimini, and right now, if you can't tell, you're causing, a lot of issues, and shortly we would like to invite you in for a legal battle between the feds and your company. Recently, we have discovered large amounts of fatal uranium in the waters near East Bimini, and the area where it is found is a known fishing spot. You do realize what happens when you release something fatal into water, right? I am not in the position to tell you that seeing you're mature enough to realize that. You've been inflicting a lot of uranium-related diseases across my country, and you are discovered to be the root cause. I do not wish for this to happen, but if you were to be more careful with what you are doing, like dipping nuclear stuff in the water and giving homeless people cocaine, then my country wouldn't have reached this point. For now, all NikRomaz Foods products you sell will be heavily monitored and examined by the DOHW itself. Thank you."

I love fighting with companies.

It gives me entertainment.

[digital igloo]

well you see

we didnt purposely "dump" the uranium into the ocean

but it's was just an accident

our ships sank along with the uranium

[swift sorrel]

We the Japanese navy have removed the uranium for ocean for it be inspected, an sample is gifted to your science division

[fiery dove]

@coral vine @swift sorrel i'm curious, what if we sue

[swift sorrel]

we will sue

[fiery dove]

after all

they also tried to send those uranium blocks to those new headquarters of that international health agency or sth

central food commission hq

[digital igloo]

as a gift :3

we want you guys to use the uranium to research them

[fiery dove]

then you could have just sent the uranium straight to nordtippen???

[digital igloo]

we want to make it a surprise gift

[fiery dove]

sure you did

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz is a good company

we even did a charity campaign to feed the homeless

[fiery dove]

and drugged thousands of people

[digital igloo]

what???

funny words XDDD

[fiery dove]

i would like to speak to your manager

[digital igloo]

hello i am the manager

[outer mulch]

interpol would like to know your location

[digital igloo]

i live in Pardingbury

[fiery dove]

we are going to sue you for:
harming the ecology of the seas
drugging thousands of homeless people in kassam
sending uranium to central food commission's headquarters

[winged pecan]

spies will be coming to your location to give you a gift

[coral vine]

I am

[coral vine]

vouch.

[coral vine]

Thanks very much

[hybrid igloo]

Lmao, NikRomaz has created more activity than a literal volcanic eruption

[fiery dove]

We will banish nikromaz from existence

[hybrid igloo]

Equality, Freedom, Islam...?

People in Bahriabad have started to stop buying pork products altogether and have started to give out 2% of their wealth exactly 1 year after the other. Buildings are built where Churches would've otherwise stood. Mosques, as they call them, are the gathering point of this same group of people 5 times a day. They speak in a very endangered language, called Peninsular (AKA Arabic), and have spread their ideas all over Pardingbury. They call themselves Muslims, following Islam. The Muslim Community has rapidly grown, with over 943,650 people following it as of 1917. It is also estimated that by 1920, Pardingbury might become a Muslim Majority State. Thomas IV sees an opportunity...and he is willing to grab it.

[digital igloo]

wow😤😤😤

[cedar atlas]

Proll 1

[winter nimbus]

Limit cannot be 1 or less. It'd be stupid

[cedar atlas]

Lol

[winged pecan]

THE HAMBURG TIMES

Parliament has announced a 5-year ban NikRomaz and all of its products for death threats and an attempted coup/assassination on the king.

[fading ether]

I need to know what the hell happened yesterday here

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz called this ban nonsense and that the company has done nothing wrong

also

i dont think NikRomaz sells truck in your country btw

[fading ether]

@digital igloo

[digital igloo]

ah

me too

basicaly NikRomaz has developed nuclear warhead

and gave everyone a free one

[fading ether]

Huh

[dry vale]

nuclear warhead in 1917 💀

[swift sorrel]

Uranium in a cardboard box basically

[misty oyster]

🗿 oh hell no bro

also time for the daily oats to go back to Nestlopolis

[coral vine]

WNN Daily
JUST IN: The Federal Government of East Bimini has banned NikRomaz Products for 5 years amid health risks.

[coral vine]

that's what I'm wondering.)

how tf are nuclear warheads developed in 1917.)

[fiery dove]

It's literally just regular uranium stored in a cardboard box

[coral vine]

ohhh

[digital igloo]

nooooo😭😭😭😭😭

[coral vine]

wait what

[digital igloo]

it does explode

[coral vine]

.

[fiery dove]

And dynamite or smth

Still though, sending that into the sea is a horrid idea

[outer mulch]

Most advanced NikRomaz invention

[digital igloo]

well we didnt mean to do it anyway

it was an accident

our ships sank

[fiery dove]

How will you explain giving cocaine to the homeless then

[fading ether]

So what happened yesterday with them?

And why is everyone banning the truck company?

[digital igloo]

well appearanly

[outer mulch]

Cocaine meat

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz is a conglomerate

[fiery dove]

The truck company sent those "nuclear warheads"

[fading ether]

Ok

Time to do some Rp

[digital igloo]

other than truck

we also have tons of subsidiaries companies

[fiery dove]

And also, we created a central food commission

And the company tried to send the nuclear warheads to the hq at my country

[digital igloo]

i was gifing you a gift

[fiery dove]

Nobody in their right mind would consider that a gift

[digital igloo]

stupid people

it was mean to be a surprise gift😭😭

[fiery dove]

Let's not forget that you literally blew up an island with uranium stored

[digital igloo]

well again, that's an accident that we dont want to be happened

[fading ether]

Announcement from the King and government.

Dear citizens we found in our water some toxic material that poisoned our waters and fish's. Everyone that has a fresh fish bought this days trow them at the special zones that will be placed. And stay safe ,the public hospital it's here for you.

[digital igloo]

the island was our facility too

[fiery dove]

Right, sato grabbed all of those warheads and sent it to me for research

[outer mulch]

New party in Kassam has been created, Kassam Islamic Party and Kassam Libertard Party

[fading ether]

Also We will put a tax of 90% on the Nikromaz company and demand reparations on what they did.

[fiery dove]

Fortunately

Also, leaf

[digital igloo]

also here's the map of all nuclear warhead i've lost

[fiery dove]

You literally said that you would send those warheads into the water to make fish "big and strong"

[digital igloo]

yes

[outer mulch]

Stronk fis

[fading ether]

Also the representative of the company in our country is arrested and will face a trial .

[digital igloo]

trial🤣🤣🤣

[fiery dove]

You can join me, quin, juraimy and obunga on suing the company

[outer mulch]

Rtob, when are you going to mark the islands i claimed😔

[fiery dove]

Soon™️

[digital igloo]

alr so

have we done

cause i need to kill some sims

[fiery dove]

I should probably mark it asap though because yall really want those islands

[fading ether]

Nah , I don't want to Ban the company just to take all of they're money

[digital igloo]

they're

[fiery dove]

It won't be banning, you'll just sue

They'll go to court

And then massive fine

[digital igloo]

sue🤣🤣🤣

[fading ether]

You pay or all the directors face trial

Simple

[digital igloo]

actually guys

i think i should give you guys a proper list of all NikRomaz subsidiaries companies

so you could know which one are you guys suing

[fiery dove]

Nikromaz food provides meat with cocaine to homeless people

We're suing the entire nikromaz company.

[swift sorrel]

@fading ether join the central food commission

[fading ether]

You know what , this guy wanted genocid, let's F the company

I am in

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz - vehicle company

• Scadia - truck company
• Valvo - truck company
• Ivento - truck company
• NikRomaz Foods - food company
• NikRomazArms - weapon compnay

i dont think NikRomaz has done anything wrong since they were just making trucks

suing NikRomaz is just nonsense

[fiery dove]

Mhm

[outer mulch]

Truck

[fiery dove]

Wasn't it the truck company which sent the warheads, huh?

[swift sorrel]

It was

[digital igloo]

it was NikRomazArms

[fading ether]

A new law will be signed by the government. All NikRomaz goods present in our country will be confiscated and now they are the property of the government. That includes all the sub companies.

[swift sorrel]

It's still NikRomaz so the sue won't disappear

[digital igloo]

well we only have trucks in your country

i dont think we export meat and stuff to your country

[fading ether]

No you don't have anymore. It's my trucks now

[digital igloo]

well i dont think we put uranium into the trucks so i dont think we are responsible for this

[fading ether]

• the shops , deposits and etc

[swift sorrel]

His trucks are outdated replace it with our truck instead

[digital igloo]

outdated🤣🤣🤣

we still develop our trucks

[swift sorrel]

Well you are banned in our nation so we call them outdated

[fading ether]

Also ROMAN and Nickromaz partnership will end.

[digital igloo]

wait did i export truck to your country?

[digital igloo]

NickRomaz

ight that's NickRomaz

not the uh NikRomaz

[swift sorrel]

That is our truck, but yes we did buy 4 trucks back in the day to make our own

[digital igloo]

ah ye

i forgor

[fading ether]

Say goodbye to your representative in our country. He is arrested

[digital igloo]

NickRomaz representative?

[coral vine]

From Floods, to Volcanos, to Print War, and now NikRomaz.

[outer mulch]

is there any NikRomaz shop in Kassam

[coral vine]

This RP having goofy ahh trends

[swift sorrel]

@fading ether car we offer to your king

Mitsubishi company go brr

[fading ether]

"It's a free country" you can make shops and factorys if you want to.

[digital igloo]

ye, NikRomaz have many factories there and they help the uh

what's your truck company btw

[outer mulch]

i have no truck company

[digital igloo]

the weapon one

[swift sorrel]

Fine

[outer mulch]

Kemaz

[swift sorrel]

I'll buy the NikRomaz factory in king county

[digital igloo]

😮

it's ROMAN's factories btw

[swift sorrel]

And convert it in the mitsubishi car manufacturer company

We at mitsubishi might be going plunder but selling the common house hold will keep us going

[outer mulch]

we will convert NikRomaz factory to Kemaz factory

[hybrid igloo]

Let me just eradicate NikRomaz bring competition into Pardingbury

[swift sorrel]

Make government funded company

[hybrid igloo]

The National Companies [NC]

Thomas IV has started a brand new Conglomerate of Companies, called NC [National Companies]. This company will include the NNC [National Newspaper Center], the NNN [National News Network], the NAM [National AutoMobiles], and the KMC [Kushania Mining Company]. This list will grow larger and larger, but for now, Thomas has deemed, is enough.

With the help of some help from the Government, these companies offer better products with lower prices than the competition. We also wish for nations like Pingdom [@fading ether], East Bimini [@coral vine], and Hamburg(?) [@winged pecan] to allow exports from all companies part of the NC. They will be controlled by the Royal Committee and if any complaints are present, the Royals are indeed responsible for it.

More nations are also invited to import products from the NC, the most trustable company as of yet in Pardingbury.

Secret
||We also wish for nations to completely stop imports from any company of NikRomaz to remove any chance of them getting revenue.||

[hybrid igloo]

Exactly what I planned

[digital igloo]

well that's just gonna do nothing for NikRomaz cause we sell truck, not these newspaper and mining stuff

also people still buy our trucks and our trucks companies keep growing

[hybrid igloo]

Yep, I haven't targetted the Trucks, only cars

As of yet

[digital igloo]

also since i have seen you (as our home country) doesnt support us

we have decided to change our plan and focus in Pardingbury

[hybrid igloo]

Why not somewhere else?

[digital igloo]

we will build more factories, more R&D facilities, making large advertisement campaign to gain more customers in Pardingbury

[fiery dove]

actually

this seems quite interesting

like, imagine a country that has its own leader

but the leader's choice is controlled by a company

[molten marsh]

thats a corporatist state im pretty sure

[fiery dove]

interesting

oh my

apparently plastic in the real world was invented a decade ago

in 1907

so we should invent plastic here

in 1917

@swift sorrel let's mix random chemicals together to possibly create plastic

[misty oyster]

I thought it was in like 1970 🗿

[fiery dove]

yeah apparently it's in 1907

🗿

[swift sorrel]

Alright lets do ut

[fiery dove]

ok

[swift sorrel]

@winged pecan the king arrived at the place, now they being brought to the meeting room, ping me and plob once ready

[fiery dove]

While physicists and radiologists of both Horsehead Island and Lethovia do various crap related to radioactivity, the chemists (also of both nations) mix random chemicals together

What results of the random chemicals is a solid and very durable item

The thing also happens to be very malleable

Scientists give the weird material a name. It's called "plastic".

[outer mulch]

Kemaz has announced that they will develop another plastic explosives

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz announced the development in something they called "Plastic"

[swift sorrel]

||meanwhile scientists in an top secret lab somewhere in Horseland try to mix .... With .... , It's an failure or success? , The Lab in question explodes , you can see the smoke from 5km away||

[outer mulch]

💀

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz also set up their new Information Department

they call it the NKID

[outer mulch]

interpol:

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz sent some of their staffs from their Intelligent Department to other countries to research and conduct survey on the constumers

[swift sorrel]

@fiery dove so just now an secret lab exploded, an evac order from the 5km area around it is now in order

[fiery dove]

ok

[swift sorrel]

Now we need to find what was created

From mixing to elements and then explosion, the Internal Affairs is dumbfounded

[outer mulch]

🤔

[digital igloo]

🤔

[swift sorrel]

@outer mulch you with the central food commission or no? if not join us

[outer mulch]

yes

[swift sorrel]

nice

we need to recruit more members

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz R&D Department mixed uranium and gunpowder in an effort to make plastic, failed miserably

NKID sent more of their staff to Horsehead Island to research their customers

[outer mulch]

the explosive will be called PLASTEX

[fiery dove]

we have no customers of yours

we have imposed a full ban on your company and its subsidiaries

[digital igloo]

yes, that's why we sent them to research what your people likes

also definitely not because of the new found plastic being developed in your country

[swift sorrel]

good luck trying our military is patrolling the island.

[digital igloo]

hmmm

NikRomaz spent more budget on its Information Department than ever before

[winged pecan]

Due to demand, I will allow these companies to import and export in and out of the country

[digital igloo]

@hybrid igloobtw, have rtob sent you the resource maps

[swift sorrel]

he did not yet

[digital igloo]

smh

[winged pecan]

he also hasn't sent me my resource map

[digital igloo]

rtob is a sacm

smh

scam*

[hybrid igloo]

Nope, and I will take full advantage of it 🙂

[digital igloo]

maybe

but what if

i own 2 iron mines, develop it to be one of the most productive mines

and in exchange

you have 80% of the profit

think about it

i spend my own money in developing the mines

you got a lot of money from it

also the iron itself ofc

@hybrid igloo

[fiery dove]

at this point

i'll just make resource maps for everyone

doesn't matter if you researched or not

[digital igloo]

GREAT

[fiery dove]

since i don't want to bother tracking who researched and who didn't

but not now

[digital igloo]

pls make Pardingbury has many iron and stuff🥺🥺🥺🥺

i want to turn Pardingbury into a nice country with the iron and stuff

no evil intention ofc😉😉😉😉

[fiery dove]

ⓘ

[digital igloo]

ⓘ

[fiery dove]

we need to bomb frunworth

[digital igloo]

what if

i ask You for the permission for NikRomaz to invest in that city

i mean invest in anything

infrastructure like highway, railroad, factories, ports, etc.

@hybrid igloo watcha think

[swift sorrel]

give novokhoperk to bunny hehe

[digital igloo]

actually now think again

i think i should invest in Novokhoperk

[hybrid igloo]

Tell me, which province do you want to work in?

@digital igloo

[digital igloo]

well

it just a plan for now

im waiting for the resource maps too

but i think

[digital igloo]

Novokhoperk

i wil invest in the highways, railroad, ports, cities, factories, etc.

[hybrid igloo]

I am only allowing for railroads, ports and factories but yeah sure

[digital igloo]

alr

[digital igloo]

why not the highways btw?

[hybrid igloo]

Part of the future

You can take part in the cargo sector, but the lives of people remain in the hands of the Royals

[digital igloo]

ok then

[hybrid igloo]

Oh, there is a districtal map as well?

[digital igloo]

administrative map but yes

[hybrid igloo]

Oh well, now some Districts are going to be in 2 seperate Provinces 🙂

[digital igloo]

those are provinces

[hybrid igloo]

Huh

Well, I will make them into Divisions

I like to have little Provinces so each province can have their own laws.

[swift sorrel]

@molten marsh we have improved the train infrastructure of leth and retrofitted some ports / military railyards

[molten marsh]

epic

[coral vine]

Perfect

[snow crest]

Hes what??? Feeding cocaine meat to end world hunger? Sounds like an aweful idea

[digital igloo]

well apparently, it's not our idea to put cocaine into food product and feed the homeless with it

the NKID has investigated this

and found out that some naughty workers

put cocaine into the meat without our permission

the manager of that factory is fired

and those workers will be put on a trial

[snow crest]

Simply a result of workers being poorly managed

Remind me to put a nationwide ban on your imports when i come back to the rp

[digital igloo]

frfr

[digital igloo]

i dont think NikRomaz Foods export meat into your country btw

[snow crest]

We didnt but

We would have heard of you importing into other countries

[digital igloo]

ye

[snow crest]

And we question your ethics

[fading ether]

Wait

@fiery dove yesterday is 1918

We forgot...

[fiery dove]

No

Today

Actually wait

Why did i think that it's today

Huh

What a silly blunder

@fading ether quick, change the channel name

I'll do the wheels 9pm

As per usual

I have no excuse for such a silly blunder

I guess my primitive brain thought "oh, there are 31 days in december, so on january the new year should start on an odd day"

[fading ether]

1918

[misty oyster]

1918

[fading ether]

Literally 1918

[misty oyster]

Literally 1918 🗿🗿🗿

[molten marsh]

nice we about to enter the interwar period in terms of real life

[fiery dove]

tarpukaris

@fading ether @outer mulch @hybrid igloo@swift sorrel quick, do proll 10 four times

we totally didn't forget to do 4-sport in 1917

[fading ether]

This boy this year 😈

[fading ether]

And @snow crest as I remember

We need to make a list for this

[fiery dove]

bunny said she wouldn't participate

i have a list

[fading ether]

Ah

[fiery dove]

maybe she will participate, but i don't know

anyways, to simplify

we just don't do it at once

proll 10 four times and carry on

(king do it rn

)

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 7!

[fiery dove]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 8!

[fiery dove]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 6!

[fiery dove]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 5!

[fiery dove]

honestly

decent scores

no 10s but not bad

[fading ether]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 1!

[fading ether]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 7!

[fading ether]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 4!

[fading ether]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 10!

[fading ether]

One 10

[fiery dove]

now to continue waiting

💤

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz launched their new Comedy Department

[fiery dove]

please tell me they invented minions

[digital igloo]

it aims to make people laugh to their death

the "minion" is under development

[fiery dove]

and people laugh at their death

[digital igloo]

for now, they only use stand up jokes

and dad jokes

also they tickle people too

[fiery dove]

The Horsehead Journal
Recent polling suggests that around 80% of Horsehead Island residents believe that "horses aren't real".

[digital igloo]

The NikRomaz Daily

Study found that 80% of horses laugh to their death due to the Comedy Department

[fiery dove]

ah so that's why horses aren't real

[digital igloo]

apparently, the Comedy Department used the "why the long face" joke

[fiery dove]

why the long face

[digital igloo]

horse s just immediately die after that

[fiery dove]

(fake image)

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz will make horses listed in the red book

also they aim to make them only live in Pardingbury

[fiery dove]

The Horsehead Journal
Horse not being real conspiracy leads to the fact that many Horsehead Island residents simply call horses a different name. They do not believe that the name "horse" is real, they think it's called something else!

[digital igloo]

70% sturgeons died after the Comedy Department releaseed hundreds of photocopy of this joke into the ocean

Pardingburian fishermen make more money than ever

@fiery dove are you a sturgeon

[fiery dove]

no

i am a cockatiel

[digital igloo]

lucky you

you would have died immediately if you were a sturgeon

[fiery dove]

@swift sorrel i suggest we start guarding the north strait more heavily

[swift sorrel]

Alright

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 8!

[swift sorrel]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 4!

[swift sorrel]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 9!

[swift sorrel]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 3!

[fading ether]

Hmm

Suspect

[fiery dove]

i do not trust companies like nikromaz (and its subsidiaries) with my waters

[fading ether]

True

[digital igloo]

Do you believe that I will just release one more joke into the ocean and all the fish will die

my joke is even more powerful than uranium

[misty oyster]

do not

[swift sorrel]

the Japanese imperial Fleet is ordered to patrol key areas more, to make sure NikRomaz doesn't do anything stupid

[fading ether]

The Pingu Royal navy will patrol the seas , any ships whiteout authorization will be captured or sinked depending on the cooperation

[misty oyster]

The Nation of Great Milostan has decided to put NikRomaz on the nation's "Watchlist" to ensure that NikRomaz does not cause any harm to Milostan's environment.

[fiery dove]

i love how we're all hating on nikromaz

[misty oyster]

they legit leaked uranium 🗿🗿🗿

I don't even know how is that possible in 1918 but yes

[swift sorrel]

Well mine uranium and dump it

Which isn't a good thing

to make sure our ships won't be caught in crossfire the Japanese war flag is raised up

[fiery dove]

our country barely has a military

since people don't wanna fight lol

and we're a pure democracy

[swift sorrel]

That's fine

[fiery dove]

we have fenced off a designated military area for allied countries

[swift sorrel]

Our fleet is managed well enough to patrol three nations borders

[fiery dove]

it's pretty cold there, it's in a foothill of a mountain

you can use it for military training

[digital igloo]

News

NikRomazArms found uranium obsolete after the discovery of Comedy

so

they will sell all of their uranium (30 tons) for 1 usd

ok we got a buyer already

[misty oyster]

brub

Hope your customer doesn't abuse the power of uranium.

[digital igloo]

they told me to deliver all the uranium to this island

I think it's his house

[fiery dove]

that might be king's

[digital igloo]

anyway NikRomaz will ship 30 tons of uranium to that guy's house

@fading ether alr so I will have to notice you that our ship (which will carry 30 tons of uranium) will pass your eez

[fading ether]

Huh

Well , I don't authorize you to pass

[fiery dove]

do you have those islands up there

[misty oyster]

who tf using 30 tons of uranium

[fading ether]

But I authorize my ships to capture yours

[misty oyster]

it is for a school experiment

[digital igloo]

Well I'm not asking for your permission

I just notice you

[fading ether]

That can be done peacefully or by force

[fiery dove]

it's his area though

[digital igloo]

Also the ship is armed with NikRomaz latest weapons

[digital igloo]

30 tons of uranium tho, what will he do, sink our ship? XD

[fading ether]

You know what

[fiery dove]

maybe sail to it

and pillage

[fading ether]

Sink those ships

[digital igloo]

lol

nice joke

[fading ether]

40 ships will leave the main land to that location

[digital igloo]

again, 30 tons of uranium is way bigger than a "nuclear warhead"

I doubt you will sink it

[fiery dove]

king

do you own the islands that leaf wants to sail to

[digital igloo]

Green

circle

[fading ether]

I think so

[fiery dove]

can you circle which of these islands you have

[fading ether]

I know that I own some islands there

[digital igloo]

islands😲

[fading ether]

Sato has and Plov

[digital igloo]

which one

[fading ether]

Idk

[digital igloo]

eh I gyg

our ship will pass your eez anyway

[gentle drift]

uranium?

I'll have your entire stock

looks nice

great for accessories

[digital igloo]

wow

nice

screw that guy

I will sell it to you

well since it's you the one who buy now

I will only need to ship it to Obunga's port

and then just ship the stuff to Ja's country by trucks

[swift sorrel]

Not obunga , Pingdom

[digital igloo]

oh ye

Pingdom

ight now since I have got rid of the uranium

I will spend our budget on the development of the "minion"

[fiery dove]

we gotta impose more sanctions against nikromaz

actually we still haven't sued him

[digital igloo]

😂

for what though

[fiery dove]

we are going to sue you for:
harming the ecology of the seas
drugging thousands of homeless people in kassam
sending uranium to central food commission's headquarters

[digital igloo]

wow

looks at these false allegations

[fiery dove]

false?

false???

multiple people can vouch for me

it's 1 against 4

you've no chance

[digital igloo]

I do have a full explanation to explain on all of this stuff we are being accused of

[fiery dove]

leaf

in legal terms

you're fucked

oops

[digital igloo]

not really

you guys havent sued me

also yes NikRomaz will take effect from that sanction but not much

since our costumers are mostly in Pardingbury

[outer mulch]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 6!

[outer mulch]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 9!

[outer mulch]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 5!

[outer mulch]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 1!

[digital igloo]

6951

[fiery dove]

jurimi

is the leaf fucked

[digital igloo]

is this the nuclear launch code of your country @outer mulch

[outer mulch]

what

[fiery dove]

about the whole lawsuit

with him drugging homeless people in kassam

[digital igloo]

drugging🤣

[swift sorrel]

The Japanese Imperial Navy began an naval exercise somewhere

[fiery dove]

can you confirm that the leaf should be sued for:
harming the ecology of the seas
drugging thousands of homeless people in kassam
sending uranium to central food commission's headquarters

[swift sorrel]

Yes

[fiery dove]

actually

when should we sue nikromaz

🧑‍⚖️

[fading ether]

Apparently this are my Islands there

In that corner

[fiery dove]

mapn and that one random island?

[fading ether]

Yep

[fiery dove]

ok

[fading ether]

I am in for that

👨‍⚖️

[fading ether]

Rip

[swift sorrel]

oh my

[molten marsh]

The Lethian Seimas takes control of Lethovia for now. A solution needs to be found what shall be the fate of the Lethian Government.

[snow crest]

I was outside but i can if its still open

[fiery dove]

oh nice

proll 10 four times

[snow crest]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 3!

[snow crest]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 2!

[snow crest]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 2!

[snow crest]

Proll 10

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 5!

[snow crest]

What the heck these are aweful lmao

[snow crest]

Ye wasnt sure if id be able to login during the trip. Pretty sure Evann doesnt like me being online haha

[fiery dove]

oh wtf bunny

3 2 2 5

[molten marsh]

Yikes

[fiery dove]

now for you to roll

[molten marsh]

what

[fiery dove]

you

[molten marsh]

ok

[fiery dove]

the one who has pardingbury

[molten marsh]

oh

[fiery dove]

what a confusing name

[molten marsh]

i was almost about to roll

[snow crest]

😭 JA 's bot dislikes me

[fading ether]

"Dear citizens , a new year had passed, and here is what we achieved or future projects.
1.We achieved 5,6 millions population
2. Military numbers (1400 armored cars , 250 ships , 135 planes , 856 big artilleries pieces , 945 small artilleries pieces , 70 Project KillerGhost , 700 Project Duststorm , 8 ironclads, 6 Project BigBoom)
3. For Project BigBoom , all the ironclads we have and old prototypes will be transformed in new variants of the project.
4. All the ships older then 10 years will be decommissioned and sold/ used for parts.

[gentle drift]

got a prosecutor ready?

[fiery dove]

not yet :)

nikromaz v the world

[gentle drift]

let me know if you need my services

[fading ether]

@fiery dove the disaster

[fiery dove]

got too invested into terraria lol

ok 3 2 1

[fading ether]

nothing fun

damn

[fiery dove]

one disaster

[fading ether]

hi remains

[fading ether]

something fun

hmm

[bright tendon]

congrats

[fading ether]

Also , @digital igloo since nobody helped them , all the directors and representatives of your company in our country , are condemned to 35 years in prison.

and wtf @glass abyss exists?

sorry for the ping xd

[fiery dove]

🦠 1918's disaster: Disease
Quick, everyone, do not wash your hands!
It's time for a world-wide pandemic. Depending on how well you'll manage to control the spread of the disease, it might stay for a couple of years. It's quite the pesky disease; after about a week of getting infected by the disease, the individual starts coughing a lot, vomiting, having diarrhea... bad stuff. It's gonna spread quickly through water, food, unsanitary areas. Please don't forget to roleplay fairly!
Perhaps anyone would like to be the epicenter of the whole disease? Please ping me ASAP. I'll edit this out after about an hour with the epicenter of this pesky germ. If there are no volunteers, a random country will be chosen.

[swift sorrel]

Roleplay

omg

cannot read the info

[fiery dove]

Okay, I see nobody wants to volunteer

Well then

Not really a winner lol

[swift sorrel]

lol

oh god exclati

[fading ether]

@worn pasture you are lucky

Well the virus is late with one year to be exact like the one irl

[fiery dove]

@worn pasture
It was a peaceful night in one of the ports of Stofania. A merchant ship was coming by to trade. It had food, but unfortunately, there was a rat which infected the food with a mysterious disease, and your country had bought it...
The people who came in contact with the disease reported coughing, vomiting and diarrhea after a week of eating the infected food. The disease soon took over an entire town...
The disease, however, spreads in various ways: via water, touched surfaces, food, unhygienic conditions and from air. It is very hard to contain it, barely even possible, in fact. Simply administering some medicines will not work, as the nature of the mystical disease is unknown.
Your goal is to make sure that the disease is spread to other countries, as it is supposed to be a pandemic. However, you should also ensure that the disease doesn't get out of hand in your country, which is no easy feat.

[fading ether]

Basically do what China did with Covid-19

[fiery dove]

this disease is basically like cholera, but a little bit modified

i don't want you to "immediately cure" the disease since it needs to affect everyone

[worn pasture]

I'm having rest a while doing this rp, busy doing school here.

[fiery dove]

⚠️ Moving to a new server!
As this thread gets more and more cluttered, we have been thinking of making a separate server for this roleplay. The server will provide more organization, and I believe that it will be much easier to manage it all.
The moving will also bring other changes:
-bigger map with more land
-more nations
-more people
-more organization
-reworked geography
-idk, can't think of more stuff lmao

[worn pasture]

Because I'm bussy doing stuff I can't narrate the story,so let's get to the point anyway.

• We closing our border while merchant and emergency vehicle permitted to pass.
• We told people to use water from already tested water source.
• We pay advanturer/volunteer/army to hunt infected rats.

[worn pasture]

Hmm, you're restarting the rp?

[molten marsh]

no

[worn pasture]

Affirmative.

[digital igloo]

omg so big deal😲

[swift sorrel]

i have acquired a missile and will now nuke da treat

jk

rick missle

[swift sorrel]

Now join the new rp when it's finished lol

[worn pasture]

If new land available then it's a opportunity to make a new colony.

[snow crest]

This isnt gonna turn out well for my country. My country still have low living conditions so people will get infected easily but at the same time the population is scattered across the country so not too many people are close together.

[winged pecan]

THE HAMBURG TIMES

A disease has been discovered in the nation of Stofania. Anyone coming to and from Stofania will be screened and quarantined for 5 days or until they show symptoms. This was mandated by Hamburg's health minister.

Our nation will conduct research on a potential cure or a possible way to hinder the spread once it worsens

[digital igloo]

Omg you got the funny missile

Hang on, imma send the Information Department to your research lab

[outer mulch]

Kassam Ministry of Health has announced that anyone planning to visit Kassam will need to be quarantined

[digital igloo]

wtf happened

[winged pecan]

@swift sorrel @molten marsh when shall we do the meeting

[fading ether]

Huh

[tacit holly]

Holy hell it’s still alive

[fading ether]

?

[tacit holly]

The RP

[fiery dove]

Okay then, i see how it is

A small infected village spread the germs into a river which flows into Hamburg. In Hamburg, a small village which used the river's water for drinking water, watering crops. The village gets infected by the disease, and the only thing that it will do is spread.

@winged pecan

This is how i'll deal with people not willing to roleplay

[winged pecan]

🙂

ok

[snow crest]

I can get back to the rp sometime tomorrow evening.

[fiery dove]

Meanwhile in Stofania, no matter what security measures were taken, the disease was on a rampage. The rat hunters were one of the first non-village people to catch the disease, and as they return to their home cities, the incubation period ends and the symptoms begin, spreading the disease to main cities.

[swift sorrel]

rtobby is gonna have fun with people not rping the disease

[fiery dove]

Yes

If you don't rp the disease

Then i rp for you

[snow crest]

Can you spread some over to me xD

[fiery dove]

In the disease's favor

[snow crest]

Tomorrow not today

[fiery dove]

You can roleplay the spread yourself

[snow crest]

I need pings if you want me to see anything btw.

[swift sorrel]

when i have time I'll try to rp the disease

[fading ether]

I will do the Rp disease when I have ideas for it

[fiery dove]

Stop coming up with excuses

[swift sorrel]

ideas? just say an rat arrived or something and it's infecting your people

you know wha

[fiery dove]

Just reenact covid

This disaster's disease is literally like cholera but with tiny modifications

[gleaming heron]

lol you're forgetting Lancaster Union

[swift sorrel]

An Old ship arrives at kings port, it has rats , it has the disease. @fading ether

[gleaming heron]

The country that thrives in the lego hand bay

[swift sorrel]

the rats are now roaming the city

[fiery dove]

Yep

Zaturn

In the map's update i will remove that horrible hand

Because it's an absolute eyesore

[swift sorrel]

i meant with time, i need to eat food I'll be back

[gleaming heron]

Does that mean I'm gone the next you update it? :c

[swift sorrel]

i can make my soldiers sick for example

[swift sorrel]

no.

[fiery dove]

No

It's just that your shape will change

[swift sorrel]

something being changed doesn't mean removed

[fiery dove]

From horribly ugly looking to good

[gleaming heron]

Keep the bay tho but make it look better

[swift sorrel]

Don't worry about it

you'll see the change soon

[fiery dove]

Well i guess i'll do somethimg anout it

[gleaming heron]

I will we about it

[swift sorrel]

since exclati is very close to Yakka can you say how it spreads to it. I'm rn gonna eat food @fiery dove

[fiery dove]

people

You may DM me for the invite link to the server now.

@gleaming heron check dms

[gleaming heron]

Cool bay

[fiery dove]

is it good enough

[gleaming heron]

Yeah

[worn pasture]

Alright, research on cure is started and massively funded,project fall root has been discontinued.

[swift sorrel]

an fisher man from the yakka entered Japanese waters illegally, they got arrested, now the sailers are sick but they don't know that yet

[gleaming heron]

||Borders are shut closed and illegal immigrants are shoot-on-site||

||... With a water gun||

[worn pasture]

Reinforcing the restrictions of pandemic to our people.

• Maritime border has been closed,any international ship wanted to go through our water must leave fast as they can.
• Cure research has been started.
• Rat hunter had dedicated place to stay a while,and to prevent spreading the desease.
• Land Border is totally closed,and heavily guarded.
• emergency hospital were made.
• Local fisherman forced to fish at local water.

[fading ether]

In the dark night , a small boat from Stofania entered the harbor for rest after a rough night on seas. Unfortunately the boat had some rats that escape trough the harbor. The sailor fells sick and falls on the ground , he is exhausted and with a unknown illness, the medic crew takes him at the hospital whiteout knowing they will be infected as well.

[gleaming heron]

High ranking officials are now living in the air in luxurious zeppelin

[swift sorrel]

a rat has entered your city, it is infecting your citizens

[fading ether]

Best Korea moment

[swift sorrel]

the rat has won the battle

the rat is god

[fading ether]

Rat supremacy

[gleaming heron]

The said city is put on full lock down, Zeppelins will stay in the as much as they could

lol imagine if this same virus spread in this rp but in 2010, easily cured with anti biotics

[swift sorrel]

the rat infected more people

[gleaming heron]

||Scorched Earth Doctrine is currently talking place..||

[swift sorrel]

the rat isn't dead so it infected more people in a different city

the rat is now heading to the capital for ultimate rat trolling, the rat has more rat friends

rat moment

[fading ether]

🐀

[worn pasture]

Mouse

[swift sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-chat-cell-phone-gif-24903035

[gleaming heron]

The rat can't really infect unless they bite

Or piss

[worn pasture]

And...
Our prime minister get infected.

[swift sorrel]

it pisses everyone you idiot

[gentle drift]

Since we're good at building walls to keep infected workers in

Why not flip that concept on it's head

the ogre approach

[gleaming heron]

Rude

[swift sorrel]

wall

[gentle drift]

best strategy

[swift sorrel]

@gentle drift tourist wants to enter the city via plane? accept or deny?

wall is best

[gentle drift]

am good without tourism in Domkisas atm

government will compensate

[swift sorrel]

alright

good luck out there

[gentle drift]

once I figure out how to reliabily test for disease

then we can reopen it

[swift sorrel]

i may could send a rat sample soon if we capture one and have it in cage

[gentle drift]

imma grab my platoons

and build walls

[fiery dove]

Soon enough the entirety of Continent C is taken over by the disease. Some cases have also been spotted in Great Milostan and Empire of Pardingbury.

[outer mulch]

Kassam will close its borders soon

[winged pecan]

come to think of it

@fiery dove what do we name the disease?

[fiery dove]

lol idk

it's just a slightly modified version of cholera

so maybe we could name it something similar

[winged pecan]

hmmmm...

[fiery dove]

also

[winged pecan]

How about Cholera variant O-123

[fiery dove]

we've got a server for this roleplay

dm me for invite

[winged pecan]

alright!

[hybrid igloo]

Whoa what happened?

[fiery dove]

disease

[hybrid igloo]

I had gone to another city to attend a meeting and missed the sports lmao

[fiery dove]

ah

well then

oh yeah

1918's disaster is disease

and your country has been infected with it!

read the pinned message for more context

[winged pecan]

THE HAMBURG TIMES

First case of the new variant of cholera in this nation has been discovered to be in the town of Frankfurt

[digital igloo]

@gentle drift the uranium should be delivered to you now

[winged pecan]

u know what screw it, I'll lift my ban on your company

[digital igloo]

oh nice

[winged pecan]

feel free to invest in Hamburg

[digital igloo]

Ig I will start to import food products and trucks to your country now

[winged pecan]

Finally, some needed trucks

[digital igloo]

with strict control ofc

we don't want to repeat the accident

[winged pecan]

of course of course

THE HAMBURG TIMES

Parliament lifts ban on NikRomaz. In return, the company has imported trucks to the country.

The King also wishes to invest on the company.

[digital igloo]

great

NikRomaz Foods will start to export food products to your country too

[winged pecan]

delightful

[fiery dove]

reminder

we're moving to a server

pls dm me if you want an invite

[hybrid igloo]

National News Network

Pardingbury has reported around 32 cases of a new viral flu. For multiple days, the National Healthcare Foundation [NHF] has ignored this as a 'seasonal increase in normal infections'.

However, on 23rd April 1918, 20:16, Thomas Stofanius Ligmirium, the Elite Commander of the Coastal Division, dies of this infection. A formal funeral is arranged but it is clear. This is not normal.

Within 4 days, over 18 deaths are reported. Hospitals are built with increased with capacity and Ambulances are deployed to the largest population centers. The NHF has finally opened up 32 Research Centers with the Greatest Researchers also working. We invite any nation to partake in a combined effort to understand this virus and take the best actions against it.

Next: Devastating National Measures?

[fiery dove]

it's not really flu

it's more like

cholera

[hybrid igloo]

Sweet

[fiery dove]

oh but you think that it's flu

[digital igloo]

@hybrid igloo we will support you with medical equipment to fight the pandemic

[hybrid igloo]

Yep, to add realism

[digital igloo]

also we will send our researchers to find more about this "flu"

[hybrid igloo]

Thank You. NikRomaz is allowed to send medical aid to Pardingbury Provincial Health Quarters and send researchers to the Bahrian Research Institute.

[digital igloo]

also have you started to develop the vaccine for this

[hybrid igloo]

Not yet, we are only focusing on the education and prevention of this infection.

This is to have the best systems to stop new infections and then we can help the sick.

[digital igloo]

I see

[hybrid igloo]

Also, has anyone gotten John Snow?

[digital igloo]

I think I will develop the vaccine on our own, ofc if you allow us to do that

[hybrid igloo]

Or I can take him for Pardingbury?

[fiery dove]

the disease mutates quickly

and you don't know what it is

please act like you still don't understand the disease

[hybrid igloo]

Go Ahead, but it must be tested on animals before releasing it.

Ofc when you can

[digital igloo]

ight

we will research on this disease and develop our vaccine

that should take us 2 years

[snow crest]

Im still deciding what i want my countrys economy to be like 🤔

I think i technically started as a very underdeveloped country, with like very bad education and healthcare.

[gentle drift]

Cheers

[swift sorrel]

@gentle drift wanna join the new server?

[gentle drift]

a what

[swift sorrel]

the server from this threat.

[fiery dove]

threat

[digital igloo]

@fiery dove imagine if I funded a rebel in Novokhoperk, Gorushka, Markovo, Frunworth and then declare independence from Pardingbury🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

nah I won't yet

[fiery dove]

sheesh

that's a cool idea

[digital igloo]

imagine if I do that but instead of Pardingbury, I do it in Horsehead Island @fiery dove 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[fiery dove]

that won't happen

[digital igloo]

fund a rebel🤣🤣🤣

[fiery dove]

most people area already anti-nikromaz (and anti-leaf, in fact) there

[digital igloo]

what what if if what if I fund more rebel organisations to sell more weapons🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[digital igloo]

smh my shake

[digital igloo]

Do you know what will make them love me again

[fiery dove]

they do not love you

in fact

some don't even know you

[digital igloo]

Comedy

[fiery dove]

due to our sanctions against your company and its subsidiaries

[digital igloo]

I will make them laugh 😂😂😂😂

[fiery dove]

we do not allow any of those

[digital igloo]

smh

even comedy is banned

[fiery dove]

we don't allow your company nor its subsidiaries to run in our country

[digital igloo]

hmmm

actually

[fiery dove]

we allow comedy

but not from your companies

[digital igloo]

AlexeyRamunov to buy NikRomaz's comedy license

the company said they will continue to develop it and provide it to people at the same time if the deal is successful

NikRomaz CD refused the deal and changed it up a bit

[hybrid igloo]

Imagine if I captured and killed all of your executives
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[digital igloo]

NikRomaz CD will continue to own the license of comedy, and continue the development of it. But AlexeyRamunov can buy those comedies from NikRomaz and provide it to everyone

[digital igloo]

imagine🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[digital igloo]

AlexeyRamunov is still insisting on buying the comedy license, they instead raised the price and is now waiting for NikRomaz to respond

after some more negotiations (and some more shady deals), NikRomaz has agreed to sell the comedy license to AlexeyRamunov. AlexeyRamunov now has the right to do anything with it, including selling it globally

[winged pecan]

A transcript from Hamburg's Minister of Health's journal

Within a few weeks this the virus seems to be spreading into more cities. Fortunately it still hasn't reached the capital due to the city's filtration plant. But this is where the problem stems. Only Hamburg has that kind of infrastructure and O-123 is a more dangerous strain since we barely know anything about it. I'll be leaving for New Stuckenborstel which has become this nation's epicenter of the illness. Hopefully, we can curb the illness' spread before it reaches the capital.

- Andrew Karlsson, minister of health

rolling for probability of the disease spreading infecting a resident of the capital within a week

Proll 100

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 34!

[winged pecan]

34%, not bad, but also not good

[fading ether]

The virus is spreading, more and more people are collapsing on the streets.

The medical staff is overwhelmed

Let's see how much of the popis infected

Proll 100

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 47!

[fading ether]

47% of the population got infected

[digital igloo]

lmao

why dont we start using the server btw

[fading ether]

Not all the country's are there , idk

Since Kingdom of Pingu doesn't have a private company to make military equipment only State owned projects.
The government of our country is looking for a deal with a arms company. @winged pecan , @outer mulch idk who else has a arms company

[misty oyster]

The Daily Oats
Recently, the Health Ministry of Great Milostan has been alerted about a new disease spreading across the country. People are warned to avoid contact with peoples that have symptoms, the infectivity rate is still yet to be determined. The Health Minister has stated "Currently, the best we can do right now is inform the people about what is happening. Restrictions is currently considered."

Proll 100

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 82!

[misty oyster]

Gawd damn

[digital igloo]

no

[misty oyster]

I honestly do not know

[fiery dove]

reminder for those not moved to the server

dm me and i'll give you the invite

[gleaming heron]

Proll 100

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 48!

[winged pecan]

alright, I'll have my companies to develop new arms

[fading ether]

Also @fiery dove isn't today a new year?

[winged pecan]

THE HAMBURG TIMES

First case of the new strain of cholera in Hamburg's capital: a senator in parliament. The government advises people to be more sanitary and wash hands whenever. The government will also work on improving water conditions by constructing more filtration plants around the nation.

[fiery dove]

If the actual new year was on january 2nd, then no

Wait king

You're fooling me around

1918 was supposed to be on january 3rd

So 1919 is on 7th

[fading ether]

Wait

What

[snow crest]

ye

on odd days now

[outer mulch]

flag for these islands

Kassam Archipelago Colonies

[fiery dove]

we're not even halfway into 1918

[digital igloo]

literally 1918

[fading ether]

I am confused.... this change of years messed up everything

[coral vine]

WNN Daily
Health Department concerned over new disease spreading in Queensland

Health Department Director Sonny Sanchez declares new viral outbreak an "epidemic" after more than 100 cases of said virus is reported in downtown Queensland. The city is said to be under mild lockdown, medical supplies and workers would be transported to the city for hospitals to accommodate more patients in case of a "case wave". People are also advised to wear a face "mask" that would protect their mouths and noses from bringing in the virus.

[fiery dove]

okay basically

2022-12-30 21:00:00 - 2022-12-31 21:00:00 1st quarter
2022-12-31 21:00:00 - 2023-01-01 21:00:00 2nd quarter
2023-01-01 21:00:00 - 2023-01-02 21:00:00 3rd quarter
2023-01-02 21:00:00 - 2023-01-03 21:00:00 4th quarter

and the 4th quarter ends at january 3rd

which means 1917 ended on january 3rd

---1918---
2023-01-03 21:00:00 - 2023-01-04 21:00:00 1st quarter
2023-01-04 21:00:00 - 2023-01-05 21:00:00 2nd quarter
2023-01-05 21:00:00 - 2023-01-06 21:00:00 3rd quarter
2023-01-06 21:00:00 - 2023-01-07 21:00:00 4th quarter

[worn pasture]

Proll 10000000

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 8745733!

[fiery dove]

@gleaming heron we've moved to a server

i'll dm you the link, alright?

[gleaming heron]

Ok

[fiery dove]

@gleaming heron did you get the invite

[gleaming heron]

Yes

[fiery dove]

reminder: we're moving this roleplay to a different server. if you haven't yet joined it, dm me for an invite

[paper pulsar]

after what feels like 10 million years yall finally listened to my suggestion

[fiery dove]

i forgot you suggested that

we moved to a server because the thread was getting too cluttered

[cedar atlas]

I'll join just to watch

[fading ether]

@fiery dove isnt now 1919?

[fiery dove]

It is

I played too much openttd to care

[fading ether]

1919

[autumn wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/977277442555273256/image0-2-1-1.gif

[gleaming heron]

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort

[snow crest]

reminder

[cedar atlas]

Suffocation, no breathing

I want to join new server

[fiery dove]

Dm me

[fiery dove]

hear me out, what if we turn this thread from used to be roleplay into number counting 2 electric boogaloo

[snow crest]

have you not seen #869597141851578428?

[fiery dove]

i have

[snow crest]

you need 2?

[fiery dove]

ye

so we could start from 1

[snow crest]

ask ja

[gentle drift]

ban

[fiery dove]

no

[cedar atlas]

1

[fiery dove]

3

[worn pasture]

4

[snow crest]

what happened to 2?

[digital igloo]

how about we count to 1919

What will happen next, idk lol

[gentle drift]

If you want counting game to return

50 likes

And I'll add a dedicated channel

[cedar atlas]

Not enough people will see this message we must spread the news

[snow crest]

ping @ everyone (joking of course)

[snow crest]

1920

[autumn wyvern]

We could ping every one in this thread individually...

I think @ here or we just list out the names one by one

[cedar atlas]

You could

[vale marsh]

we already have one tho

we started from 2010 but counting is counting ig

[cedar atlas]

The Goofy Franchise lives on for ever.