@winter nimbus I can give you some money if you do something for me
#Quin says its 2020, but the rp is as dead as it gets :pensive:
fading ether
hybrid igloo
Proll 10
snow crest
i love how painful it is to get everyone on at the same time
fiery dove
sheesh
hybrid igloo
Phew
snow crest
woah
fading ether
Rigged
fiery dove
long jump
hybrid igloo
Sorry I forgot
fiery dove
Proll 10
fading ether
Proll 10
swift sorrel
Proll 10
hybrid igloo
Proll 10
snow crest
Proll 10
snow crest
lol
hybrid igloo
Ouch
fading ether
Rip
fading ether
Proll 10
snow crest
Proll 10
hybrid igloo
Proll 10
swift sorrel
Proll 10
fiery dove
archery
autumn leaf
what is this
hybrid igloo
Only 3
fiery dove
Proll 10
hybrid igloo
Proll 10
fading ether
Proll 10
snow crest
why are the numbers so low? what happened to all the 10's from last year?
swift sorrel
Proll 10
autumn leaf
?
snow crest
Proll 10
fading ether
@winter nimbus give my money back you little thief
swift sorrel
It was by accident
hybrid igloo
Yeah?
fiery dove
sorry i didn't see
hybrid igloo
Np
swift sorrel
You can leave the channel now if wanted
autumn leaf
are we remaking year 1916 here?
snow crest
i won nothing this year
swift sorrel
No no
snow crest
are we remaking year 1916 here?
no
fiery dove
are we remaking year 1916 here?
it's just roleplay
snow crest
roleplay
hybrid igloo
I think I won something
swift sorrel
Ich habe die Mail
snow crest
who is winning this year lol
fading ether
who is winning this year lol
Pidroid
swift sorrel
It's just RP
snow crest
Ich habe die Mail
is that german?
swift sorrel
Nothing else
fiery dove
nation rp
swift sorrel
Ww1 didn't start yet
swift sorrel
is that german?
Yes
fiery dove
omfg
fading ether
Lol
snow crest
lmaooo
fading ether
Rip
fiery dove
@outer mulch hi
snow crest
rtobby moment xD
swift sorrel
Jurmany needs roll 4 times now
fiery dove
we'll just ask him to roll 4 times lol
fading ether
Proll 40 and that's it
winter nimbusBOT
Proll 40 and that's it
You rolled a 15!
fading ether
Lol
snow crest
lol
fading ether
10 + 10 + 10 + 10 = 40
snow crest
Proll 100
swift sorrel
That's not How it works
hybrid igloo
No wonder how it got so easy to get the people together, the people weren't together
swift sorrel
You have an ten die you don't do it plus plus
It's 10d4
Not 40
You don't count dice up ever , or it's cheating
winter nimbusBOT
Proll 10d4
fiery dove
if you say 10d4 you're rolling a 4 sided dice 10 times
hybrid igloo
Pidroid definitely hates me
If 793465265237000212 rolls,
Result <30%
If 793465265237000212 false,
Result 0-100%
(this is just a joke)
misty oyster
wat
hybrid igloo
I dunno code
Reformation of the Coastal Corps
The CC have been formed in the military. Acting as shock troops, the 12 brigades will blitz through any coastal area, creating a salient for the troops to rush through and avoid fast rapids, mountains or undefendable terrain upstream. These troops will be trained by the Summer of 1918, ensuring their full quality of training.
swift sorrel
@hybrid igloo do you want to be the nation that entered our waters illegally?
If not I'll ask somebody else
fading ether
A vote for changing of flag will be held in the country
From 1 to 100 will represent the percentage of people that voted for the change.
Proll 100
misty oyster
1916
fading ether
You rolled a 71!
Great
swift sorrel
@misty oyster wanna be the nation that entered our waters without perm?
Hehe
Nothing will happen
fading ether
The new flag of our country will be presented soon
misty oyster
no no please dont
swift sorrel
Just i will give back the crew members
I sank an ship that respond to our messages, gave us bad papers
gleaming heron
What's happening
hybrid igloo
Yey, I got a gold
snow crest
<@262947099447001089> for the spreadsheet
poor rtobby, he needs to upgrade the flag again
hybrid igloo
Also my flag since I forgor before π
winged pecan
@swift sorrel wanna talk about trade routes?
winged pecan
The king boards a ship to Japan
molten marsh
<@626794686555619339> you're invited too
sure
Lethovia begins construction of a large ocean-liner ship called the LHS. Exclati, It is meant to be a ship that can go from Lethovia to Exclati across ocean.
outer mulch
<@846324009025273896> hi
hello
outer mulch
Proll 10
outer mulch
Proll 10
outer mulch
Proll 10
outer mulch
Proll 10
fiery dove
thanks
swift sorrel
*The king boards a ship to Japan*
an kongo Class battleship patrolling the seas escorts this ship for Lethovia
hybrid igloo
Why are there +1 in certain blocks?
swift sorrel
Because they won last time
molten marsh
damn we pretty goated at archery
swift sorrel
Yes
molten marsh
@fiery dove we should write the history of the world in a .txt file
because we dont even have a history lol
im talking before 1900
middle ages etc
swift sorrel
Running KS +1 ,Horse +1 for jumping , javelin us both+ 1, we are op at bow shooting +1 @hybrid igloo
The eez is finished, however it needs to coloured in, i know it's taking longer then normal, but i rather have qaulity over quantity
@fiery dove the 5 prisoners of entering waters illegally are send to Horse island for further information
winged pecan
The ship arrives at Lethovia's port
swift sorrel
Since your talking to the emperor you been escorted to tokyo's naval base, and will be put on a private train to the emperors palace @winged pecan
Anyone which you came with Is also allowed to board it
molten marsh
Leader of Lethovia: Vytautas Pakeris
swift sorrel
Plov you better are at be at jun's place soon
swift sorrel
Nice
fiery dove
**<@262947099447001089> the 5 prisoners of entering waters illegally are send to...
π
swift sorrel
also sonar research is complete
Finally the subs we have made and constructing will be actually useful
The Tel line to horse island is reinspected, and buried so it's less easy to sabotage
fiery dove
make sure the prisoners are in your teritorryt
swift sorrel
Alright
winged pecan
The king and his men board the train
swift sorrel
the train departs and is now under way to the palace
winged pecan
this train definitely feels quite different
swift sorrel
yes
but dont worry japanese military units/M.P's are on the train aswell for your safety
hybrid igloo
Safety or...
molten marsh
the convoy is almost there
molten marsh
~~Safety or...~~
aslong you are not chinese you will be fine β οΈ
swift sorrel
safety because there are romours there will be people throwing molotovs at it
hybrid igloo
Uhhh
swift sorrel
so an guncar is included
hybrid igloo
Was the recieving party notified of this?
swift sorrel
yes
hybrid igloo
Oh ok
swift sorrel
the train has thicc armour
the train will arrive in 20m, and will be taking an new route to the palace, this route be a bit safer
chuu chuu, the M.P's leave the train and the gun car is removed so it arrives faster
chu chu, the train has arrived
fiery dove
First Horsehead Island's musical is performed in Wasseport, it's called "Among Us Musical" and it's about a crew performing tasks around a spaceship while there are impostors among them trying to kill them all, while the crew also tries to banish the impostors. They sing many songs and people fall in love with the performance.
swift sorrel
yes
fiery dove
did you see my message
about the history?
winged pecan
*First Horsehead Island's musical is performed in Wasseport, it's called "Among ...
the prime minister was there secretly, he said he found it weird but he sends his regards nonetheless
fiery dove
people thought it was funny
fading ether
*First Horsehead Island's musical is performed in Wasseport, it's called "Among ...
Kingdom of Pingu invites the band to make a show for the new year.
fiery dove
Kingdom of Pingu invites the band to make a show for the new year.
Agree
swift sorrel
@molten marsh soon this retrofit
molten marsh
π₯Ά
swift sorrel
an BB being constructed is being moved to an more secure location
Plans to make 8 new bb's and 6 new BC's is approved, 14 outdated ships will be scrapped in return
new Ammo is being created
fiery dove
1917
it is 1917
!!!!!
@fading ether
change thread name
oh and it's time for the among us musical
fiery dove
king
snow crest
Oh vc?
fiery dove
you want the among us musical in your country to happen now?
fading ether
you want the among us musical in your country to happen now?
well now its the new year
snow crest
Oh
fiery dove
1 disaster
fading ether
"Dear citizens , a new year had passed, and here is what we achieved or future projects.
1.We achieved 5,0 millions population
2. Military numbers (1400 armored cars , 250 ships , 135 planes , 856 big artilleries pieces , 945 small artilleries pieces , 68 Project KillerGhost , 687 Project Duststorm , 8 ironclads, 4 Project BigBoom)
3. Project "BIGBOOM" has released until now 2 types of vehicles , a third variant is researched this year.
4. A new ship NMS MΔrΔΘti is being researched.
also @fiery dove anyone owns this islands?
snow crest
I think someone on rtobbys continent owns them
Evan owns them i believe
Look at the EEZ map
fading ether
@latent bluff are those yours ?
latent bluff
snow crest
I remember these people breaking ice during that extreme cold to get there
fading ether
then , I will grab these
A Special Military Operation will be conducted to Liberate those islands from idk , who is living them.
fiery dove
also <@262947099447001089> anyone owns this islands?
evstotzka
fiery dove
A Special Military Operation will be conducted to Liberate those islands from id...
sorry to break it to you
but kassam has those
i think east bimini also wanted those
but kassam got to there first
misty oyster
why the hell does everyone want those islands lmao
fiery dove
lol
fiery dove
B
fiery dove
Black hole bombs are currently being researched at classified research facility
There
Sounds realistic enough if you ask me
(okay, enough mocking, essentially, let's not get too far ahead into the future)
fiery dove
drumroll
molten marsh
R&D LETHOVIA
TANK
PROGRESS: 90%
FUNDING: 40%
SUBMACHINE GUN
PROGRESS: 15%
FUNDING: 10%
SONAR
PROGRESS: COMPLETE
FUNDING: 30%
TELEVISION
PROGRESS: 10%
FUNDING: 20%
we invented Sonar
π₯Ά
R&D LETHOVIA
TANK
PROGRESS: 90%
FUNDING: 40%
SUBMACHINE GUN
PROGRESS: 15%
FUNDING: 10%
TELEVISION
PROGRESS: 10%
FUNDING: 50%
Lethovia begins to investigate on how to transmit voice and music through radios
fiery dove
**Lethovia begins to investigate on how to transmit voice and music through radi...
When are we creating discord
winged pecan
This is a public announcement from the prime minister
Typically the king would make these kinds of announcements but he's in Lethovia discussing about trade routes to and from our nation. In his absence, he has ordered me to make this announcement instead and I feel honored.
1917 will mark the year we will be including more colonies to our wonderful empire. We will include these islands and hope that we can claim them by the end of the year. As for local plans, we plan to finally start construction on a new rail network in Boorgia. This is to ensure the ease of access to services and other communities around our nation.
Prime Minister, signing off
@fiery dove
molten marsh
its 3am for him
winged pecan
my apologies
vale marsh
important
swift sorrel
also <@262947099447001089> anyone owns this islands?
The top is even coloured gray how didn't you see it was even haha
swift sorrel
**This is a public announcement from the prime minister**
*Typically the king w...
Sorry to break it to you that is mine, the top one
But, maybe in the meeting we can sell it idk you will see
winged pecan
But, maybe in the meeting we can sell it idk you will see
hmmm...what do you use it for?
I mean I can't just purchase it if you're using it for something
winged pecan
does it have tea?
swift sorrel
Yes we planted tea there, and its growing quite well
Tho little compared to the other island
Exclati makes our tea, we are expanding that island
winged pecan
in that case
I can give you some prototype fertilizers for testing for research purposes
swift sorrel
Since its 3am and i couldn't sleep, I'll try to sleep, I'll finish this deal when I'm awake again, or plov can finish it
winged pecan
Noted
coral vine
**This is a public announcement from the prime minister**
*Typically the king w...
Wait. I annexed that other island fully.
I said it in an rp.
Y'all be greedy for islands now after a decade π
Map is outdated, explains why yall suddenly exploding on everyone's islands.
paper pulsar
**This is a public announcement from the prime minister**
*Typically the king w...
No Duck Island?!?!?!!!?!?
winged pecan
No Duck Island?!?!?!!!?!?
a?
winged pecan
Wait. I annexed that other island fully.
ngl it's difficult when the maps aren't updated to that level
swift sorrel
There is still one island you can take, it's below obunga @winged pecan
Alright Bye bye again
coral vine
There is still one island you can take, it's below obunga <@574879573418835979>
It's taken too π
digital igloo
NikRomaz has done making 23 nuclear warheads
and they will launch all of them to the moon and test it
outer mulch
Fck the election
digital igloo
NikRomaz to donate every countries a nuclear warhead as a way to advertise their product
that is, if the test is successful
outer mulch
what
digital igloo
ok the test is successful
however NikRomaz lost 12 nuclear warheads
we will donate a nuclear warhead to every countries
also @hybrid igloo can i buy this island
hybrid igloo
Why should I? Money isn't that tangible here
I can give it as an operating base but still under Pardingbury law and rule.
digital igloo
alr that should work
imma store the other 11 nuclear warheads there
i hope nothing bad will happen
digital igloo
alr
hybrid igloo
Thank God I moved my capital
digital igloo
anyway do you want a free nuclear warhead?
i can guarantee it wont blow up randomly
outer mulch
then , I will grab these
bruh
outer mulch
sure
digital igloo
ok
i will just ship one warhead to yo port then
anyway NikRomaz wont take any responsibility if any bad things happen tho
now i have 10 left
hybrid igloo
anyway do you want a free nuclear warhead?
Why not?
hybrid igloo
I will just store it in the mountains, nobody cares about the natives anyways right?
digital igloo
ye
ooh eah
i think i will have to say this due to legal reasons
to speed up the production
we may have cut short just a little bit on the material
digital igloo
the warhead is covered by cardboard
hybrid igloo
Safest material
digital igloo
the warhead is covered by cardboard
although it still fills with uranium tho
but dont worry cause we have tested it and succeed
we just lost 12 nuclear warheads somewhere under the ocean but that's not a big deal right?
hybrid igloo
Yeah, not much of a deal
digital igloo
actually NikRomaz just released the location of all 12 lost nuclear warheads
it's your if you can find it and keep it
also note that the warhead is mostly covered by cardboard and filled with uranium
but we all know cardboard is waterproofed right?
hybrid igloo
Yep
digital igloo
@molten marsh do you want a free nuclear warhead
@fiery dove you too sir
@coral vine @fading ether you too
@outer mulch our ship sank while delivering the warhead to your country
dont worry we will send another one
updated map
coral vine
bro. π
coral vine
ya
coral vine
I have a question how do you ship these mfs
swift sorrel
Sure give the warhead
digital igloo
I have a question how do you ship these mfs
easy
i load them onto ship
i ship them to your country
i unload it
the thing about the warhead
is that it doesnt take long to make one
since it's covered by the most advanced carboard developed by NikRomaz and then fill in with uranium
coral vine
Wait how do you unload it
digital igloo
i use the crane
swift sorrel
The Japanese imperial Fleet dumps some sand near hund to expand it's borders
the sand does sand stuff and goes away
the fleet didn't realize how stupid they were, so the Dutch waterworks crew is dispatched instead
digital igloo
updated map
ok news, be very careful when going through lost warhead location
it has been found out that cardboard is not waterproofed
and uranium has some impact on the environment
but the scientist said it's just a little impact
not much
outer mulch
will fish enjoy the uranium
digital igloo
yes
swift sorrel
I-410 is dispatched to discover the location of the nukes
digital igloo
scientist said they will be stronger and bigger when swimming around uranium
i see this as a good news for fishermen on this sea cause they will catch way bigger fishes in the future
digital igloo
no no but nukes are good for the environment
scientist said the fish will be bigger
digital igloo
h
well at least fishermen from Lev, Pardingbury and Obunga's country will earn the benefits
@outer mulch do you want your fishermen to make more money
digital igloo
who care XD
swift sorrel
Idk anymore
digital igloo
the only thing i care is that my nukes have good impact on the environment
swift sorrel
the Japanese meme government authorizes using a anti matter bomb in the ocean
a lot of fish appear in the process, people will benefit
digital igloo
yes
swift sorrel
the world is being overwhelmed by fish, too much fish has spawned and having reproduction
digital igloo
nuclear fishπͺπͺπͺπͺ
swift sorrel
Yes
digital igloo
what if i fish up the fish sell all the fish to you
swift sorrel
Idk man I'm not sure if the people will like it
digital igloo
the only thing i care is the money
swift sorrel
There already so used to the Briish and Japanese cuisine
digital igloo
dead fish??
they are just sleeping
@outer mulch do you know, the best time to catch a fish is when they are sleeping
cause during that time, they wont run away when you catch them
if anyone want to make their fish bigger, NikRomaz is always here to help
NikRomaz - We make your fish bigger
outer mulch
give kemaz the nuclear warhead blueprints
digital igloo
ok
/gave/
and btw we also gonna gift you 3 more nukes as a part of the blueprint giveaway
outer mulch
on the ground or ocean floor
digital igloo
uhh
do you want your people to be bigger
i think every leaders would want their citizen to be strongerπ€
digital igloo
is dat a yes
outer mulch
no
digital igloo
oh ok
outer mulch
just give the warhead to kemaz
digital igloo
we will just ship it then
ship it by airway ofc
then we will drop them mid air
with parachuteπ
outer mulch
what?
digital igloo
we will deliver the nukes by parachute
outer mulch
no sinking now?
digital igloo
dont worry it's very safe
digital igloo
no sinking now?
nope
no more sinking
but
we do cut the budget on the parachute
@outer mulchok tell kemaz to get ready
we are dropping the nukes soon
outer mulch
ok
digital igloo
the drop location should be here
ok the nukes are dropped @outer mulch
oh no juri
the nuclear flying fish bit the parachute
the parachute is torn down now
@outer mulchwe have good news for your country
apparently
your citizen will be stronger and bigger
ok 1st nuke hit the ground
outer mulch
it doesnt explode right?
digital igloo
2nd nuke hit the ground
outer mulch
right?
digital igloo
3rd nuke hit the ground
outer mulch
Kemaz will dispatch some team to retrieve the warheads
outer mulch
whar
outer mulch
why tf did you use cardboard
digital igloo
i always use cardboard to cover the bomb wdym
anyway the cardboard is torn by a little
some very little tiny amonut of uranium is leaked
outer mulch
Kemaz will seal the warheads in a box
digital igloo
ah great to here
digital igloo
expect your citizen to become stronger tho
outer mulch
lethovia get some too
digital igloo
you too Sato and You
digital igloo
will be bigger and stronger
@swift sorrel @hybrid igloo it's a congratulation, your citizen will be bigger and stronger
outer mulch
some citizens dies of radiation
outer mulch
whar
outer mulch
they are bleeding
hybrid igloo
<@708311643196751943> fish up the fish you Idiot
Actually, I am going to create a whole Royal Court to resolve this issue in my next post
digital igloo
they will turn strong after that
i will send some of our scientists to your country juri
to watch over those hibernators
hybrid igloo
To fish or not...
A fierce brawl continues at Bahria Research Institution. The Common Man argues that the fish are fine to eat, and will help the food supply in the nation, drastically helping them. But the scientists argue that Uranium has been known to be an unstable element, and the fish must be examined before used.
The Commoners think the Nobility (Incl. Scientists) don't want them to get rich and strong, hence they have started fighting the "unjust" and "corrupt" scientists. It only stops when 375 police officers are dispatched to the scene. The Day of Drift has been marked it history and Thomas realizes that even the Empire System needs change. Hence, a Royal Court was established. These people will be chosen by the Royal Family and will judge every case of injustice of the nation.
fading ether
NikRomaz has done making 23 nuclear warheads
Wait what , it's 1917
What nukes are you talking about
outer mulch
uranium
digital igloo
Wait what , it's 1917
do you want one for free
outer mulch
i have so much nukesπ
hybrid igloo
What nukes are you talking about
Its only uranium in cardboard, it is no nuke.
outer mulch
how big is the cardboard
hybrid igloo
Bigger than your brain
outer mulch
ok
swift sorrel
Which kind
digital igloo
the nuclear warhead kind
digital igloo
This is interesting
do you want a free nuclear warhead
snow crest
What does it do?
snow crest
My country is peaceful
We arent collecting weaponry though
If anything happens Sato defends us
swift sorrel
Yes
swift sorrel
@snow crest your port is now having an opening ceremony go attend
digital igloo
do you want free nuclear warhead
fiery dove
Yes we planted tea there, and its growing quite well
It's quite cold up there if you ask me
@digital igloo nuclear fission was discovered in 1938, which makes discovering nuclear bombs impossible at this time
fiery dove
No
fiery dove
And that does nothing
swift sorrel
It's quite cold up there if you ask me
Its In a cave
digital igloo
also the scientists said that the uranium has good impact on the environment
so i dont even know if it's a weapon at this point
swift sorrel
Tea made in a cave is nice
snow crest
<@793465265237000212> your port is now having an opening ceremony go attend
But im sleeeepyyy.
digital igloo
also here's the map of all the "nuclear warhead" i lost
fiery dove
To make a nuclear bomb uranium would have to be enriched and everything
digital igloo
fish in those locations are tend to be big and stronger
swift sorrel
@fiery dove what temperature is Exclati
digital igloo
@fiery dove so do you want one of them or not
it makes your fish bigger
and make your fishermen makes more money
fiery dove
<@262947099447001089> what temperature is Exclati
It's up north so it's cold
fiery dove
<@262947099447001089> so do you want one of them or not
Give it to us, for research purposes
swift sorrel
So hund is like Africa temp alr
digital igloo
make sure to feed the fish uranium
fiery dove
Your country is wet and hot
swift sorrel
Wet hot
digital igloo
@fiery doveok im dropping the nuclear warheads
fiery dove
Ok
digital igloo
dropped
fiery dove
Although i'm certain that they will do absolutely nothing
digital igloo
you should feel lucky that the parachuet worked this time
it didnt work last time when i deliver them to juri
and after it hit the ground, his people get stronger and bigger due to the uranium
@outer mulch how's the hibernators now
outer mulch
dead
swift sorrel
Although i'm certain that they will do absolutely nothing
We are currently removing the cardboard boxes of international and some nations waters to be inspected by our scientific team in horseland
digital igloo
@fiery doveok the 2 nuclear warheads should be delivered to your country by now
fiery dove
~~We are currently removing the cardboard boxes of international and some nati...
As the uranium is sent for inspection, it has a lot of cardboard pieces stuck to it
digital igloo
you mean it's covered by cardboard
swift sorrel
the Modernization of destroyers with sonar is approved by JP and is now underway, ships of both nationa will be retrofitted, it will take approximately 3 months to do @molten marsh
fiery dove
The quality of the "nuclear warheads" is questioned as scientists are revolted by the fact that the cardboard was stuck to the uranium by tape and glue
-What the f--k...
-So sloppy.
-What was in their minds?
-At least we got some free uranium...
snow crest
This is funny
digital igloo
*-What the f--k...*
*-So sloppy.*
*-What was in their minds?*
*-At least we got ...
Feed the fish uranium
fiery dove
no
snow crest
Can i feed my fosh uranium? xD
digital igloo
how will you feed the fish uranium if you don't have uranium
digital igloo
no
but but it will make the fish bigger
our fish has the ability to fly the last time we feed it uranium
also it's bigger than ever
digital igloo
weird
snow crest
how will you feed the fish uranium if you don't have uranium
We dont want a weapon 
fading ether
do you want one for free
Maybe
fiery dove
@fading ether did your people enjoy among us musical? the band had a blast and they heard many people laughing whenever they said "sus"
swift sorrel
Suspectful reactions
fading ether
I will make a news article when I have time
fiery dove
fiery dove
https://tenor.com/view/dragon-quest-dragon-quest11-among-us-among-us-musical-sus...
this is what 90% of horsehead island citizens are doing rn
swift sorrel
this is what 90% of horsehead island citizens are doing rn
an Japanese investor paints a ship with among us to see horse island peoples reactions
dry vale
Among us musical in 1910s πππ
fiery dove
the plan is for the musical and its theme to be forgotten
and then remembered in 2020
swift sorrel
the plan is for the musical and its theme to be forgotten
so what are the reaction from the people
of what the investor did
swift sorrel
@molten marsh An Japanese Soldier in Leth Military gear
An signal rocket upgrade is created for close airsupport calling
an a message rocket is also created
an message rocket is fired from a japanese warship to Horse island, stating every Uranium cardbox has been located and is now being unloaded at your local japanese upgraded port @fiery dove
signal rocket
who wants to buy our mitsubishi model A?
snow crest
Gold :0
fiery dove
*an message rocket is fired from a japanese warship to Horse island, stating eve...
nice
snow crest
Not good for my terrain :>
swift sorrel
the S.E.5 aircraft is now introduced in service of the Royal Airforce
snow crest
A top secret project is being discussed between pedicularis and (Leth?) Whatever satos country is called. The negotiation is likely to last a few years
swift sorrel
Leth or Japan
snow crest
By a few years i mean 2 or 3 years max π
swift sorrel
@molten marsh ||also the Camel is tomorrow irl introduced in the airforce, an synchronized propeller||
molten marsh
epic
swift sorrel
the unsuccessful Avro 528 is now retired from service
snow crest
But target 
snow crest
Cute among us emojis π₯Ί
swift sorrel
But target <:angy:824293216722616350>
fine you can shoot our Arvo 528
it will be brought to you
snow crest
I was joking tho haha
snow crest
Imma go work on my plugin now
digital igloo
1917 no disaster yipee
1917 uranium leak
swift sorrel
1917 uranium leak
we removed them all already
swift sorrel
I can't remove them
i removed them for you
hybrid igloo
You came in Pardingburian Waters?
misty oyster
1917 uranium leak
:aargh:
swift sorrel
totally didnt use a submarine to remove them why you think that?
hybrid igloo
Hmmm, I guess it's fine
swift sorrel
good
hybrid igloo
It's just uranium anyways
swift sorrel
we may not like you but we need that uranium gone
digital igloo
no more strong fish
hybrid igloo
Well, my common citizens won't fight my scientists anymore π
hybrid igloo
Commoners, peasants.
Citizens, workers.
misty oyster
okay
hybrid igloo
I am an Empire, nobody cares π€·ββοΈ
fiery dove
It is discovered that the uranium box incident stems from a company in Pardingbury. Horsehead Island's distrust towards Pardingbury increases as they [Horsehead Island] believe that Pardingbury should "properly manage companies and punish them if they misbehave".
hybrid igloo
Oh yes, more drama! Let me stir it up a lil bit more.
fiery dove
sorry, unfinished message
hybrid igloo
No worries
fiery dove
accidentally clicked enter
hybrid igloo
Wdym?
swift sorrel
@fiery dove that moment when we invade an island and they try to resist
swift sorrel
<@262947099447001089> that moment when we invade an island and they try to resis...
oop wrong person it was went for plob lol
digital igloo
NikRomaz just confirmed that they lost a cargo ship full of uranium somewhere on the ocean
swift sorrel
where is it approx?
digital igloo
here
outer mulch
literally iron lung
swift sorrel
oh god @fiery dove i will send that one submarine we stored in your nation to there but we need to refuel at evan later then
digital igloo
in another news
new year discount at NikRomaz
buy a truck, get a nuclear warhead for free
hybrid igloo
That gives me an idea
digital igloo
head to the nearest NikRomaz store in your city now
the discount will end after 6/2/1917
fiery dove
From: <name of Horsehead Island's PM>
To: <name of Empire of Pardingbury's emperor>
Concerns regarding NikRomaz' recent actions
Dear <name of Empire of Pardingbury's emperor>,
I am extremely concerned about one Pardingburian company, NikRomaz. They have launched many dangerous objects into international and non-international waters, which can have a huge impact towards the ecology of the sea.
What they launched seems to be various cardboard boxes with uranium inside of them. Uranium is a dangerous metal, as it emits radiation, which can tamper with animals' and plants' characteristics. The radiation can accumulate inside the creatures, and eventually go up the food chain to reach the residents of our country, your country, all countries, in fact.
Our country's scientist team has studied radiological incidents that have happened recently, including the radium watch incident from Pedicularis. Radiation can kill us, that is for a fact, and we need to contain it.
Now, what concerns about the company, they claim that their uranium boxes "make fish big and strong". That is not a lie, however, they try to twist it into something that would seem like a good thing to do. They are fully aware of what uranium can do.
I suggest you prevent this behavior by punishing the company, perhaps by giving them a fine. If you do not do anything to stop them, they will continue polluting our seas, which could lead to a possible world-wide radiation sickness disaster. I think that neither me nor you would like that to happen. I hope you understand.
Thanks,
<name of Horsehead Island's PM>
@hybrid igloo
digital igloo
yoo
i am mentioned
in another news
Nikromaz annouced their new company called "NikRomaz Foods"
NikRomaz Foods announced various product ranging from pork to fish
outer mulch
Kemaz has announced that they will form an aerospace division of the company
digital igloo
NikRomaz Foods announced various product ranging from pork to fish
all the fish and cattles here in NikRomaz Foods are fed with uranium mix with many protein vitamins
the fish and pork from NikRomaz Foods are 2x bigger from normal fish you see in the market
and 2x delicious
just for 1 usd/kg
@outer mulchallow us to export our food product to your country
swift sorrel
From: <Lieutenant General Renya Mutaguchi>
To: <name of Empire of Pardingbury's emperor>
Concerns about NikRomaz' recent actions
Dear <name of Empire of Pardingbury's emperor>, we wish that you Do not let Nikromaz near Uranium ever again, if they do acquire it again. a severe fine will be send to your nation.
best regards Japanese Imperial Military
outer mulch
enough to feed a person until the end of his life
outer mulch
no
outer mulch
we will not import dogshit
fiery dove
we will not import dogshit
based
swift sorrel
can we export them
export to us is banned
if you enter our waters ever again we will open fire
- Lieutenant General Renya Mutaguchi
digital igloo
NEW company established in Pardingbury with the name of AlexyRamunov
we dont know who's the ceo is
and what are they planning
digital igloo
- Lieutenant General Renya Mutaguchi
oh ok
@fiery dovecan NikRomaz Foods export meat to your country
fiery dove
no
digital igloo
ok
fiery dove
we will not import dogshit
digital igloo
as for the sanction, NikRomaz can not import any uranium anymore
digital igloo
anyway AlexyRamunov is offering NikRomaz to buy their uranium at a high price
NikRomaz accepted the offer
outer mulch
which uranium
fiery dove
@outer mulch want to import bread from our country? it has a pine cone syrup flavor
outer mulch
235 or 238
outer mulch
<@846324009025273896> want to import bread from our country? it has a pine cone ...
yeah
fiery dove
235 or 238
probably a mix of both
digital igloo
NikRomaz will continue to have uraniumπ₯³π₯³π₯³π₯³
swift sorrel
the higher amount is 235
fiery dove
since enriched uranium isn't really possible right now
swift sorrel
there is a light amount of 238 in there
digital igloo
since enriched uranium isn't really possible right now
yes
swift sorrel
tho very little
hybrid igloo
***From: <name of Horsehead Island's PM>***
***To: <name of Empire of Pardingbur...
From: Thomas IV
Directed To: International Media
Indeed we have seen what this company has been doing. Our intelligentsia has warned us, and we aren't complete fools. Already having researched to stop the Pedicularian Radium Disease, we know full well what is happening. Yet, the Commoners haven't been convinced. They have not been infected, they argue, so this must be a conspiracy. Only an estimated of 3.1% Pardingburians believe in the consequences of Radiation. The rest believe that it doesn't affect anyone or anything, no matter the presentations or showcases.
We already tried boycotting the company, but as you may have heard, a fierce brawl occurred in the Bahrian Research Institute between our scientists and the Citizens. As an Emperor, in the biggest plot twist of the millennium, I have no power left to stop them. My Empire, as strong and powerful as it is, is disunited, and might strain under the pressure of the closure of this company which contributes nearly 19% of our GDP.
However, if any complaints are still found, NikRomaz has ensured us that all complaints will be handled by the company. Any fines can be directed upon them. We will also ensure for stricter observation of laws. Thank you for understanding our condition.
fiery dove
it's gonna mainly be uranium with many impurities such as lead
digital igloo
NikRomaz island blew up last night
outer mulch
swift sorrel
our radiactive lead is very cool
digital igloo
here's the island btw
fiery dove
https://tenor.com/view/fish-crazy-fish-im-still-amazed-by-it-pog-killer-fish-gif...
killer fish from san diego
digital igloo
it seems that their rapidly importation of uranium has cost them a price
with that being said, it's just the island that was blew up
not the whole company
hybrid igloo
...
digital igloo
the company is still on the mainland
the island is just where they develop and store their uranium
swift sorrel
@hybrid igloo now respond to our mail
hybrid igloo
the island is just where they develop and store their uranium
That island isn't being returned back, under Section 448.657 of the Royal Code of Trade.
digital igloo
That island isn't being returned back, under Section 448.657 of the Royal Code o...
watcha mean
hybrid igloo
<@708311643196751943> now respond to our mail
My large paragraph responds to International Concerns but sure gimme a sec.
swift sorrel
watcha mean
its taking by the military and wont be giving back to you
digital igloo
uh oh
we will just keep all the uranium on the mainland then
somewhere in the mountain
@fiery dovecan we export our meat now (we removed the uranium)
digital igloo
fiery dove
we already have our own meat
digital igloo
we will just make profit from the homeless and 3rd world countries then
NikRomaz launched a charity campaign with the gold to help the homeless
hybrid igloo
**From: <Lieutenant General Renya Mutaguchi>
To: <name of Empire of Pardingbury'...
From Thomas IV
We wish if it was that easy but NikRomaz has the largest company in Pardingbury. However, we will make sure to stop importing any and all uranium. All NikRomazian purchases will also be regulated. However, we can't control any Secret Dealings but we hope with such little possibility of getting any uranium, NikRomaz won't be able to amass enough Uranium for any meaningful actions/products.
digital igloo
they will give away all their meats to the homeless around the country
@outer mulch do yo country have homeless people
outer mulch
obv
outer mulch
haram
fiery dove
haram
hybrid igloo
they will give away all their meats to the homeless around the country
For some reason, over 23% of these people reject being fed pork-related products at all, even if it is the matter between life and death.
digital igloo
wow
then we will feed them fish then
in all of sudden, NikRomaz Foods income skyrocketed
as people for some reasons, want the meat at all cost
on the street, some homeless people even started to commit crime to get the money to buy the meat product
NikRomaz Foods CEO: "they have finally realized how good our products are, we call this a success and we will expand this charity campaign"
@fiery dovedo yo country has many homeless people
outer mulch
alr guys we should make something like FDA
swift sorrel
no i dont was us company
fiery dove
<@262947099447001089>do yo country has many homeless people
we have a little bit of homeless people
fiery dove
but we still restrict import from you to our country
outer mulch
california
digital igloo
@snow crest NikRomaz Foods annouced a charity campaign in Pedicularis. The campaign aims to feed homeless people in your country
swift sorrel
An Central food commission is proposed to @fiery dove @outer mulch to regulate food safety for all
fiery dove
**An Central food commission is proposed to <@262947099447001089> <@846324009025...
agree
outer mulch
agree also
swift sorrel
good
digital igloo
g
fiery dove
i think it should headquarter in horsehead island
swift sorrel
alr
digital igloo
NikRomaz send 3 "nuclear warheads" to the new Central Food Commission HQ as a gift
fiery dove
NikRomaz send 3 "nuclear warheads" to the new Central Food Commission HQ as a gi...
it's in horsehead island
so commissions notice it's from you
fiery dove
and they just block the parcel
digital igloo
h
ok then
i will call the plane to return
and the plane crashed into the ocean
NikRomaz accidentally lost 3 more nuclear warheads
fiery dove
sigh
outer mulch
Proll 44
digital igloo
NikRomaz to upgrade their aircraft fleet
coral vine
tf happening here
outer mulch
Proll 44
swift sorrel
@fiery dove an Japanese ship capsizes, in Horse island waters, the horse island coast guard is asked to help retrieve the sailors , and we will try to retrieve the ship
fiery dove
tf happening here
company from pardingbury launches uranium into oceans
outer mulch
Proll 44
fiery dove
<@262947099447001089> **an Japanese ship capsizes, in Horse island waters, the h...
alright
outer mulch
Proll 44
fiery dove
Recovery fleet is sent to the ship
outer mulch
Proll 14
outer mulch
UPF has won 3 seats
winged pecan
There is still one island you can take, it's below obunga <@574879573418835979>
if nobody really has claimed it, then an invasion I shall commit
swift sorrel
yes take it
winged pecan
istg this is prolly where a war will start eventually
The military's colony division sails to the island hoping to successfully invade it
digital igloo
tf happening here
i
outer mulch
misc parties won the 4 seats
swift sorrel
A picture of Japenese units visiting Horse island for defence is gifted to the goverment
digital igloo
do you have many homeless people
outer mulch
Kassam National Front will form a government
winged pecan
in the meantime, time to study the ||tank|| the kingdom of pingu had given us to see where to improve
swift sorrel
An Single seat Japanese Fighter is to be completed in 1921 for the Japanese Navy
winged pecan
seems that I will have to research on better tank armor first
outer mulch
Kemaz has announced that they will develop a cannon for anti armour
snow crest
<@793465265237000212> NikRomaz Foods annouced a charity campaign in Pedicularis....
we dont have homeless people
winged pecan
Kemaz has announced that they will develop a cannon for anti armour
bro π
snow crest
xD
winged pecan
I will be researching on artillery as well and will be posting progress whenever possible
and definitely a mortar
molten marsh
Kemaz has announced that they will develop a cannon for anti armour
how do they know that armor exists? π€¨
snow crest
we have farmers, people with huge land. they use it to make food and stuff. and the president does her best to keep income equal
digital igloo
π€
swift sorrel
@molten marsh the Mark IV is now completed in research
winged pecan
how do they know that armor exists? π€¨
It seems there are spies in Hamburg
molten marsh
INVENTION OF THE TANK
After ambitious years of developing a new technology of weaponry. The Tank has been invented! The LT MK.4 has been successfully developed and tested out and soon will be put in production in 1917.
molten marsh
ye
swift sorrel
good
fiery dove
i can't wait for 1928
snow crest
thats 44 days away
swift sorrel
The VIckers Vimy Entered service, its an heavy bomber
winged pecan
This is a public service announcement from the king and parliament
It seems that we have discovered that there are spies in this glorious nation that are trying to steal our knowledge and power. We will be committing a serious investigation and a purge if necessary. For the time being, we will be enacting martial law until we find the spies. Please report anyone who you find suspicious. Anyone who is discovered to be a spy will be arrested and charged with espionage and be dealt swiftly.
fiery dove
sliced bread is invented in 1928
swift sorrel
Oh god
winged pecan
sliced bread is invented in 1928
does that mean a sandwich before 1928 were just 2 loaves of bread???
snow crest
you're a girl
lmao, dude is kind of gender neutral at this point (same with bro) xD
i dont mind tbh as long as it isnt he
fiery dove
alright then
snow crest
sliced bread is invented in 1928
gasp
digital igloo
NikRomaz to reduce the number of homeless people in Pardingbury by 1918
outer mulch
by killing them?
digital igloo
KILLING THEM?
outer mulch
you put drug in the meat
molten marsh
Lethian Exclati
SUBJECT OF LETHOVIA
POPULATION: 2.3 MIL
30% LETHIAN 70% EXCLATIAN
winged pecan
THE HAMBURG TIMES
Spies found in the senate and in numerous seats of government. Senator Dusseldorf to be executed for treason.
digital igloo
you put drug in the meat
just a tiny little bit amount of cocaine
wont harm the homeless
molten marsh
LNS EXCLATI is complete and is released into the sea. The first trip to Exclati will start soon with 2,222 booked passengers
