#Quin says its 2020, but the rp is as dead as it gets :pensive:
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You rolled a 9!
i built it farrr from civilization
My God
you have this too
Long
1915
xD
Maybe a wall wasn't the best idea
expensive wall
Sausage
Can always resort to classic measures
monoplaen
The Lost Hydrogen zeppelin is found at the coast of the country
social distancing, masks. i mean you dont have to, but you dont wanna give your whole country total organ failure now, do you?
planes couldnt interept it
https://docs.google.com/document/d/128fe-RlkzyZvG2kPcrTLp-WCJ0SVyODXBgctx0zGz64/edit
heres the doc for it but its not finished yet
Cancer (lung and bone), fatigue, loss of voice Total organ failure loss of hair (unrelated to cancer), kidney failure, loss of ability to reproduce Gonna use GMT date so its easier. Since we have timezones and stuff. Also because when the year starts its midnight for me and would get confusing...
For such strange and unknown anomalies, we must employ very strict measures.
the disease at the top i havent assigned yet
First Civilian Helium Dirigble, Zeppelin R-34
An Painting of war is send to @fiery dove
After talks and negotiations Kigdom of Pingu will cancel the blockade on Stofania. @worn pasture
I will order DSA to launch an internal investigation into the causes of the anomaly.
also @fiery dove any of this 3 islands are claimed by someone?
gator island
A experimental military aircraft has been requested to be made.
One of the island is stofania,as leaf maritime border map says.
@fiery dove
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Yeah, the best course of action is to isolate the factory workers, since they are the only ones that seem to be affected the most for whatever reason.
time to make my own eeh
@fiery dove is it oke if we remake the eez
The Horsehead Journal
Glow in the Dark Watches are Radioactive
After a hard day for the scientists to examine what happened to the radiation sickness patients, they managed to find out the cause. The recent trend of the glow in the dark watches is a very dangerous thing, as what causes the glow in the dark properties is radium, which is a radioactive metal. When the scientists started placing geiger counters around their belongings, one of the items caused a huge increase in tick frequency. It was a glow in the dark watch. Please stay away from this item, as it is considered as dangerous! Throw away your glow in the dark watches in designated bins at <address>. This is for your safety.
yes
i'll give you the map
hang on
In other news, The Glorious God painting is unveiled in Domkisas National Art Gallery
@fading ether i will give you the bottom two on the eez once i have access to the map
e
good , I will claim this small island
who owns that small piece of hund island
me
can we have it for 2 Billion USD
@swift sorrel
we want to give it to the dominion of Hund
thank you
ok
epico
Blueprint of the new aircraft has been revealed (, aircraft is similar to french caudron G.4 ).
@swift sorrel you could situate yourself in hund
alright
you dont have to btw
like your country is moved to hund islans
is there any unclaimed land
and basically become the true japan
hmmm
and then what was yours in my mainland is basically mine
i will make hund slightly bigger over time then
lmao , I have more land overseas then the main land
Can we claim these islands.
stonks
then maybe
we will send half of our fleet to it
I alredy had mine there , they were for a blockade
We send ships to these island to do research and claiming the islands.
i dont think they are so send the ships
actually
if something its white on the map , its free land
hund island would be more like south africa or australia
because its close to the equator
so the other island i own would be like canada
my land is probably like mexico or south united states
@worn pasture wanna talk about wth is happening to our colonies
Ask @fading ether .
@fading ether you own one of these islands don't you
@fiery dove
they're white
ok
In summary, we've lost our colony to a war.
@molten marsh moment
Kassam Royal Navy will soon embark to the southern islands,it will take a month to reach the islands
ok how many day is a month
where are those?
epic
cool
some of them are owned by sato and some of them are mine
or Plov , idk
R&D LETHOVIA
TANK
PROGRESS: 13%
FUNDING: 60%
SUBMACHINE GUN
PROGRESS: 0%
FUNDING: 10%
SONAR
PROGRESS: 50%
FUNDING: 40%
Our ship will reached those island in some weeks due to close proximity.
you gotta change the map ๐
@swift sorrel we are researching sonar
???
i'm trying to recall what i need to change
hamburg solaris broke
nice ours subs need it
for basically no reason cuz idk what i did
not true
radiation is pretty deadly at this time
geiger counters existed in 1912
๐ง this website lying to me bruh
you are independent , congrats :)
guess we will research the television
An prototype 1915 geiger counter is given to leth @molten marsh
R&D LETHOVIA
TANK
PROGRESS: 13%
FUNDING: 40%
SUBMACHINE GUN
PROGRESS: 0%
FUNDING: 10%
SONAR
PROGRESS: 50%
FUNDING: 30%
TELEVISION
PROGRESS: 0%
FUNDING: 20%
i'll update the map later, rn i gtg
i dissolved this year
im gonna try out BF1
didnt even want independence
so , free land?
more fair
oh let me guess you're gonna take that
Since this is a rp, could we invent magic stuff...
@paper pulsar give it to us
are you anarchist?
at this point Hamburg is the rightful owner of that land
magic cannot exist
:)
business , business
yeah no you're not getting it
Question is question.
@paper pulsar then give it to him before the hungry boi takes it
because rn he is japan but worse haha
during ww1 japan invaded so much of asia
and got away with it
@winged pecan hey, free land specifically for you cuz Pingdom is not grateful for his already big size
Its not like I have 40k troops near the border , just in case something happens
wasn't it WW2?
no it was ww1
I'll consider it
Get it before Pingdom is hungry
what if hamburg has more
Should mods pin this one?
I'll take it
we are ally
if he takes it , there is no problem
are you sure about that
my troops go back home since the borders are safe
Japan was still imperial in ww1
R.I.P Hamburg-Solaris
1900 - 1912
an land expend program is auth by jp since 1912 but will be expanded upron now
the eez this time will be slightly smaller since this is ww1 not modern un eez
and was also a bit bias the prev one haha
@paper pulsar we can help you back up
oh wait i fogot about the land reclamation
how much land have i even reclaimed uptil now
i lost track of that
you need to search
I'll rather join with Hamburg again
t was one pixel per year
didnt they literally want to separate with you
yes, and i do not know why
Honestly, it's cuz you were not around for the most part, but considering the situation, I'll consider a reunification
30 irl minutes until islands landing.
alright
predict how @snow crest's eez will look like now
For the time being, we will strengthen our alliance in case war breaks out before we do reunite
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Psst, sato
psst hyd
Make eez of our little "organization's" (me, you, evan) bigger :)
alright
i wish we owned Duck Island
Solaris in duck island
but rate the eez atm for the other nations
Decent
but this is just a prototype
i may change the whole design later
@fiery dove want the modern eez or ww1 based eez?
Ww1
Horsehead Island's EEZ policy updated. Now allies of the country get 2 cookies for passing by, neutral countries get slight tax and enemy countries are still taxed to hell
We hunt you down
you will get searched by our ships
what the heckkk
and attack you
are we allies?
Japan orders
i lost track of my allies
bunny you are allies with the26
If ww1 happened in this rp,then stofania tried to be neutral as possible until someone declared war on us.
Allied countries are pedicularis, evstotzka and leth
9 irl minutes until new colony begins.
ye
more like Peridiculous
yeah thank god we're not there (i think)
dont appreciate that, but okay
You guys have allies? XD
oh yea
i allied with most countries at the start
and i didnt know half the people in the rp
My best friend is evstotzka, the world's best country
I have zero
you have one now
Are you my neighbour?
I'm in hands of stofania,if yes then could we make alliance?
My enemies:
Socialist yadran commune
Pardingbury
Yeah imo the peninsula is somewhat dumb
yoo polush flag
Add a gray filter
Polish eagle I mean
Connected
i will
Oi
I gave away 4 islands, not 5
@molten marsh deal with him
Lmao, what a sentence
So depressing
@hybrid igloo i do this with layers so i can fix these errors
I can't believe there is no more solaris!
I hoped so
this is layer two
flag
the next one will be layer 3 and so fourth
New colony has begun in one of claimed island,and we've found a neutral community out there.
are you doing this to piss me off?
No
you're being sarcastic arent you
Islands landing of claimed islands has been executed successfully,now the order is to make a new settlement.
Horse eez
now your ugly eez
Since hamburg took the Solaris territory , the troops that guard the border are called home. It will remain only normal border officers.
Founding of a new Constitution?
Thomas IV has made it clear. Pardingbury is not to stay in its current form. Pardingbury will change, and change it shall!
A new Constitution is being drafted up and a new Capital is on its way. Soon, this Republic will become "The Empire of Bahria" and the Constitution will ensure the prosperity of everyone, sacrificing some freedom along the way. May the Empire last long!
But that is proposed to be done by 1916. Currently, nobody knows this is happening, except for that a new city is being built near the Indus in Bahria. Can this facade continue on for the whole year?
Also @winged pecan we are inviting you to a visa free zone between our countries , for better tourism , trading and etc
ahhh
hey uh
have I ever told you anything about our zappelins?
its been uhh
12/13 year since the project begin
lol
Hey @snow crest
I propose closer cooperation as we both could benefit plentifully. After all your mountainous terrain doesn't allow much does ir and your coastline is very short.
For a start, we can have free trade between nations. What do you say, friend?
The budget of Project BigBoom is raised with 20%
sure
would you like some watches and a free disease too?
my man wants a free trade zone bunny coming and giving disease
We actually could use that in Kushania
Sure
Oh wait, I probably should complete that Document I made about my nation.
Will help a lot in diplomacy and clearing up
I mean yeah, it is sarcastic, but it wasn't meant as an insult
hmm
I remembered.
very cool
@fading ether @snow crest @winged pecan
rate
the white lines is Layer , so it will change depending on feedback
since this bay is 3 nations i didnt finish the line
may change to an more fav to bunny
The autopsies come back and were proven to show indefinite results. The root cause has not yet been identified. More people fall sick to this disease, as people start to violently throw up, cough and even turn white. The health minister shows increasing concerns about it as 30 more people fall victim to it. The health professionals scramble, trying to treat it with over the counter drugs and by telling everyone to remain social distancing. The people wearing watches have started feeling skin irritation and as more people riot about the safety of the watches, the watch production is temporarily discontinued. The president asks people not to worry and go about the day as normal with more protection.
yay
making the lines with the line tool makes some curves look better ;0
we can reach a agreement on that bay , ( at least between me and hamburg )
bleeb
i want bigger land so im expanding
i dont know how to do this part
ill do it tomorrow
these patrol boats are deployed at the harbour
I'd like to take that island outside of everyone's EEZ
I accept the invite
bruh, @hybrid igloo how did you lose the islands
He just ceded them to Plov
No war
Bro, I join the roleplay with no idea what is happening and everyone tells me that they have the British Navy so I would rather keep 2 islands than none.
I still have hegemony over the Central Strait
International Waters in the North? A great addition to Pardingbury's EEZ this World
Kassam Royal Navy has arrived to these islands
Upper part of these islands has been claimed by stofania.
Prosperity!
Thomas IV has set the budget for the coming 4 years. It is to be only changed if an event occurs that disturbs this delicate balance we have kept. Government Savings are savings that the Government uses to be corrupt build and stimulate the economy even more.
Expenditure Distribution:
Military: 2.1%
Research [Military]: 7.9%
Research [Civilian]: 2.5%
Subsidies: 7.5%
Health: 10%
Emergency Funds: 5%
Education: 10%
Police: 5%
Bases Funding [Military]: 5%
Public Transport: 15%
Public Services: 7.5%
Bases Building [Services]: 2.5%
Foreign Exchange Reserves: 5% [Interchangeable with Debt]
Debt Repayment: 5%
Government Savings: 10%
[If you find any errors, be free to point out]
Well we had 15 years until now.... enough time to build up the nations
Also new year today
Already? Wow, time flew by
Me joining in 1915:
vital upgrades are done on every ships we own
The eez of continent B,C is being reworked
Roohooose marie
I wouldn't be so sure
I think the land could be close enough for my EEZ to be slightly larger
Also, don't worry, I am not going to be exploiting this to Hell.
either it will be like this or it would be like it used to be
How it used to be, since I feel like I have enough land close to it.
Danke
@hybrid igloo ping again? this fair for you?
@hybrid igloo this would help you I think
nah actually
- The General Department of Defense Industry of the Pardingburian Ministry of Defence, has established 16 factories specifically for producing and developing weapons:
- Z113, Z114, Z115: produce and develop guns.
- Z320, Z321, Z350, Z351: produce and develop explosives.
- Z234, Z235, Z236: produce and develop military ships.
- Z310, Z311, Z312, Z313, Z314: produce and develop armoured fighting vehicles.
- Z511: produce and develop aircrafts.
this
just reminding you that Pardingbury has 16 factories specifically for producing and developing weapons
so use them wisely
Alrght. Good to know that the economy was already on the uptrend. Currently, I am just trying to become the economic superhouse and then focus on expansion militaric 'adventures'.
Ok
We will be planning an expedition to this island to expand our EEZ
btw our port constuction in your port is going well
the land reclaim we have to do is funny
if only we had the dutch to help
Anyone wants any investments
Invest into Heinkelin-Zeppelin
1916
Oh God
Please not one that affects me
Well, what am I wishing for?
It is like wishing if Theotown was 3D
this is cursed
i'm spinning a wheel which determines what disaster will occur
I know, I have seen this before
I am here
Let it roam freely
twice
.
thats a lot of nothing options
spin 1
Phew
spin 2
NOTHING
Yey
๐ 1916's disaster: None
Congrats! It might be time to prosper, but who knows?
that time again
yes
sato what
better segg then the other one haha
Lmao
Bunny when you do the 4 sport?
no
oh
ask rtobby
chill it with that, yes i do remember
good
I already called him for my growth rate but he not cominnnng
maybe he had to leave?
It's fine, I am a patient person
:>
i do
i dont have a militaryyy cause we wanna be peaceful
we just have highly skilled, professional people at labourous stuff but weve been moving away from that
my EEZ just sucks because of how the shore line is xD
Hm
But if we allow for easier travel, you can easily trade with the Southern Nations
yeah
@snow crest you have this island ye, bunger wants it
Lmao, bunny's nations is already so small
i keep it
good
:3
i just wanted to confirm
you kidnapped my people to conquer that one xD
oh ye
What
I missed quite the events it seems
@snow crest ngl i wanna open that line and give you the extra sea but idk
leave it lol
lol
Hm
that top coastline okay ye?
Ye
alr
Poor Bunny's EEZ being squeezed
at least its better then prev one
oh my
we got all of the hund island btw
ok
Why are the islands not properly coloured?
@hybrid igloo old bunny eez
because too much pain
not needed
Youch
because i can't be bothered to do so
the new bunny eez at least gives her more moving space
Maybe I will take the EEZ when I become tyrannical.
you cannot the japanese and briish navy will be angry at you
Lil' bit of Corruption doesn't it?
no
Oop, ping was on
@fading ether
the red which is fading means shared waters
i dont like the thing it froms now
"Dear citizens , a new year had passed, and here is what we achieved or future projects.
1.We achieved 4,0 millions population
2. Military numbers (1400 armored cars , 250 ships , 135 planes , 800 big artilleries pieces , 900 small artilleries pieces , 50 Project KillerGhost , 600 Project Duststorm , 8 ironclads, 2 Project BigBoom)
3. Project "BIGBOOM" launched the first 2 prototypes.
4. We stopped the production of armored cars , ships and planes , for more budged allocation to project BigBoom.
5. All the planes will face a modernization and transformation to a more modern version of them.
good
xd
also , can I grab that little one?
3 ships from the colony are going towards that island
due to confusion of which nation owns the two islands between this eez it wont be coloured it atm
that can be solved , the first one who responds at a ping , takes them
i love how my eez has more curves then the old one
@autumn wyvern , @old yoke
@fading ether @hybrid igloo @fiery dove @snow crest opinion time, @winged pecan
sorry for da pings you cool people
but man i, its confusing
Wdym small its quite an upgrade
well opinion if its good or not
ye ik but look at everyone elses eezes xD
i mean i dont mind :)
well they have more coast then you, but maybe youll get more eez on that far island of yours
unless you buy the top part of yous area then you can get more eez
lmao yeah the tiny island has a bigger eez than my mainland xD
but yeee why the ping?
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
yes
and the other one can go to the one who also claimed it
actually here is better map of it
@old yoke take which ever one of the two you like most
it's good for now, but do update it in the near future as I will be attempting to claim these islands sometime in 1916
unless it's now somebody's territory that is...
If so then I'll just attempt to colonise these
My ship already landed there.
I see
Feel the pain? Good.
Anyways, my EEZ is perfectly fine.
@swift sorrel
The Empire Reforms!
"Welcome my fellow citizens! Welcome to the Empire of Pardingbury!
Pardingbury needed change, and we brought that. We have succeeded my fellow citizens. It is time the EOP showed its colours. My citizens! We must work, and work hard we shall! We will avenge the loss of thousands, the loss of Pardingers. Work hard and the World will be ours!"
The Empire of Pardingbury will establish its quarters in Bahriabad, and the expenditure will remain the same. However, the growing minority can't be ignored forever can it...?
Yes yes
The Johnson Times
Mass Reconstruction of the capital has started.
The Horsehead Journal
Pardingbury's Unstable Government - PM's words
"Pardingbury is now Empire of Pardingbury. I'm sorry, what? Why must they keep changing? They went from a socialist state to a democracy and now... an empire!? Citizens, don't get mad at me, but I feel like it was better for them to stay as a socialist state. They managed to stay the longest that way. Either way, empires are not for this day and age, they're old and we should forget them. But who am I to judge. Empire of Pardingbury will still be considered an enemy state, seeing how it changes a lot. We are unsure of their antics. However, if you disagree with our current allyship between us and Pardingbury, you shall feel free to voice your concerns. Thank you."
the Japanese imperial government allows horse island to order Japanese imperial navy ships to protect them if needed and about 40% of the construction of the horse port is completed
Oh you're gonna regret this
Just taking security measures
We don't wanna befriend a wild card, especially one that was socialist
@swift sorrel would you like more gun imports
We make quality gunsโข๏ธ
Sure
Gun production and export significantly increases, helping Horsehead Island to become one of the biggest economic powerhouses
You can request our ships now to protect you
Nice
More research on Japanese stuff is posted, some is completed today
Thr Budget for Project BigBoom its increased with 40%.
After we produce 4 pieces of the first Variant we move to the second Variant of the project.
The factory zone will be extended with another 63584 mยฒ (idk I put some random numbers).
Over the years, it has been noticed that much of the radiation that was in the area affected by the radioactive incident has dissipated. Enviromentologists and radiologists confirm that the area should be safe to study now.
As the first days of study roll in, some animals with unsightly lumps are found. Some of them are dead. Cause of death might be cancer.
National News Center
An Insult to the Pardingers?
It has been reported that the PM of Horsehead has insulted Pardingbury by reporting them as "Unstable" and "...are not for this day and age". A true insult to the people and the government it is! We request you to stay clear of Horsehead, as their intelligence is below that of a horse. Themselves they are isolated and have limited power, let's see how much they are willing to insult Pardingbury.
Kingdom of Pingu oficial statement regarding Pardingbury. @hybrid igloo
What the hell is happening there ? They change the political vision so fast and the governments we don't even know what are they know... they cede teritory tot the neighbors proving they are weak. Fortunately from what we see they are not a threat to our country or allies. Maybe this is the time when Pendiculars can expand.
Did we do the r sports thing last night?
The Horsehead Journal
PM's response to Pardingbury's newspaper reaction
"I am incredibly sorry if what I said came out as rude. However, we do not have trust in you at all. Pardingbury is a wild card to us that we cannot trust. We are very anti-socialist, and seeing how you stayed as a socialist state for a decent period, we cannot trust you at all if you change government and political visions every five minutes. Funnily enough, you are insulting us. We were simply criticizing, not insulting. But that's what I believe, not you. I guess we have different visions. As for the intelligence thing... I'll have you know that our country has a state-of-the-art research facility with some great scientists working there, not to mention our international nature science university. Well, but I cannot affect how you think, can I? I might as well stop talking then. Respond if you want to."
(lmao, that was the newspaper, the Emperor yet has to see any news of this kind)
there
That is why I made it such propaganda in there
fair
yes
oh wait
no
1916's not yet
Lmao, you too? I guess I will call my Emperor for this.
Outrage!
My citizens, today we face a situation upon our hands. We are being the target of many pessimistic speeches. For Horsehead, we respect your decision and we wish to not engage in any further aggressive conflicts. Our latest newspaper will not be printed anymore, as a sign of apology.
For Pingu however, a pathetic attempt to de-moralize us won't work. We are proudly Pardingbury, the Economic Superhouse of this Planet. It is YOU which doesn't pose a threat to us. Pendicular is our friend, having a free trade zone. What makes you think we will be at war any time soon? Pride and strength run in our veins, and you are nobody to change that fact. A loss here, means a victory there.
Addressed To:
@fiery dove
@fading ether
[Sorry for Pings but I feel you probably don't want to miss out on this]
No
The Imperial Japanese Government still sees Pardingbury as the enemy
No, I am not making a third speech
Pardingbury considers the IJG as too insgnificant to pay attention to
Ok , all the citizens of Pardingbury that want to enter our country needs a visa. @hybrid igloo
As promised, the General Election will be held this year, all Citizen that's 21 years old and above will be eligible to vote.
Okay
list of parties
Kassam National Front
Socialist Party of Kassam
People's Justice Party
United People Front
ok i will do the rest later
A unknown person from Kingdom of Pingu donated a large amount of money to the Kassam National Front.
We for now decline this offer, Access to Leth eez is still banned
for the parliament seat, the red dot is the House of Parliament
Btw liked your eez?
yea
Queensland Post
Expert Journalists in San Johnson calls Horsehead and Pingu's comments on the newspaper "unethical, extremely rude and not formal." Shortly after, East Bimini's President agrees.
WNN Daily
Journalists across the country outraged after "rude and extremely informal" comment by Pingu and Horsehead on the current political situation in Pardingbury, whilst the Congressional House of East Bimini would like to offer a friendly economic alliance with @hybrid igloo to not only promote their products overseas, but also share relationships among each other.
HMS--Nubian has finished her retrofit and national vorage to @fiery dove , @snow crest and back, she placed a few japanese gifts at the ports she visited
do i do proll here or in bot command
here
chat flooding
Test for the second type of vehicle on Project BigBoom will be conducted in September (2 days from now irl )
party colour suggestion
pls
im the worst at colour suggestions
color for what?
NNC
The Pardingers rejoice at news of a nation siding with their righteous cause, one that doesn't propagandize Anti-Pardingbury News. Meanwhile, the Emperor accepts the Economic Alliance, hoping for the best between the nations.
Long Live the Empire!
political parties
Lovely.
Y'all I hope y'all don't cancel me for siding with Pardingbury.
It's not like 3 countries alredy said bad things about Pardingbury
Yeah but not that, I'm talking about cutting relations with me stuff.
well suppor the gov but im yet to releasea statement
Considering I have a massive economic monopoly over the southern seas.
And signing an economic alliance basically puts the stuff Pardingbury produces into the hands of your citizens.
And it is a production machine.
Soon enough, it will come in handy, very handy
In satisfying my people
Yes
The Horsehead Journal
In regards to Queensland Post's article
Dear redactors of Queensland Post,
We are completely unsure what you meant with "unethical, extremely rude and not formal". All we did was interview our Prime Minister, and we wrote down his words. Perhaps his speech was "unethical, extremely rude and not formal", but in our eyes, it was none of those. We did not censor, skip, edit nor make up anything he said. Transparency is our number one policy. We believe that what the Prime Minister said was criticism. Criticism is not equal to being "unethical" and "extremely rude". In fact, Kingdom of Pardingbury's news source, National News Center, was the one which insulted us. National News Center wrote about our country that "their intelligence is below that of a horse". Fortunately, we have negotiated with them about the incident, however we do not want any other countries to get involved in this scandal. We believe that this could be a start of a so-called "print war", and we do not want to participate in it.
We would like to request you next time consider whether you have "expert journalists" before writing it down. An actual expert journalist would notice that this was an informal speech and that it's not "unethical" and "extremely rude". Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Horsehead Journal's journalist team
WNN Daily
In response to this. These Journalists are not just biased to the opinion of the editor-in-chiefs' of the Queensland Post, rather, independent Journalists that have reported on situations on a global scale, that are neither anything you have said. The number one rule in making a newspaper is Transparency, and Respect, which clearly isn't what your PM said. An agency who really cares with transparency would atleast censor out or ask for another response from the PM since it would violate the 5 Principles of Journalism. However, your point is noted. Thank you.
- WNN, and the NGIJ.
ok
KNF is blue
SPK is red
PJP will be cyan
UPF is purple
The Japanese National News
In regards to the Empire of Pardingbury
It is very strange how they changed so fast, we do not believe its fully an empire however in this reason we decided to BAN all Pardingbury imports/ Trade routes from Pardingbury Entering our EEZ
if they are truely not communist anymore they must post legit proof
who controls pardingbury'
@hybrid igloo
The NGIJ is the National Group of Independent Journalists
i though bunny got pardingbury
No, Bunny got Pedicularis
at least we are true to our values
we dont think an communist county switching to being an empire will change much
so we will still ban everything from them entering our airspace / waters
WNN Daily Franchise
The Times
Due to suspected tensions happening globally, Johnson International Port Administration would advice nations who are trading to "be neutral to the Port Employees" due to a suspected rise of "hate against East Biminians".
Y'all don't cancel me again, I used the appropriate wording))
Kyoto gets Renamed to Tokyo
h
lol
there no more food
just Tokyo
Almost Everything from Kyoto with the name kyoto gets renamed to Tokyo
toekiyo
The National Post
Increased trading traffic in Johnson International Port and San Rafael Port reported to increase profits by 60%.
The Horsehead Journal
The Prime Minister Comments on Print War
Beforehand, we would like to thank journalists from East Bimini for giving us some advice. It helps us very much. Here is what our Prime Minister had to say about this situation:
"I would like to apologize if I came out as impolite or unprofessional during my two speeches. However, this also serves as a lesson for the journalist team at The Horsehead Journal. In my defense, I was trying my best to be as honest as possible. And unfortunately, my honesty also came with impoliteness. I could not do anything about that. Sometimes the truth works like that.
What led me to coming out as impolite was how confused I was at the way Kingdom of Pardingbury is controlled and our country's hate of socialism. You have heard our story of why we hate socialism many times, and I do not wish to repeat it. This led me to getting angry and out of control.
During the time when I was getting interviewed for the response, I was also angry. Reading the newspaper was aggravating. Although I did apologize, I was still very angry, and righteously so, I believe. I could not help myself but sound angry and impolite.
I do believe that the journalist team was at fault, maybe they could have interviewed me some time later. However, I was completely honest. I laid out my genuine thoughts and feelings about the situation, therefore I am not angry at the journalist team."
(the speech goes on a little bit longer, but i'm too lazy to come up with all of it)
(@coral vine)
WNN Daily
President Angelo and NGIJ comments on Print War
The NGIJ would like to thank the Journal and the Prime Minister for his honesty and sincerity. Seeing a Journal from another country learn from our ways is quite wholesome. President Angelo of the country would like to say something:
"Good Day to the ladies and gentlemen in Horsehead, I hope you're doing fine this afternoon. To the PM of your country, I would like to thank you and quite apologize for the NGIJ to point out your mistakes in public rather than by transcript. However, I do understand that you were very made at the current nature of the situation. I would also like to thank that you, yourself, have come out and apologized for your actions, as well as the Journalism Team. I know that this might sound annoying, or in some cases quite "disgusting" in a way, but Congress would like you, and probably leaders worldwide to watch their wording. This shouldn't be an alarm to anyone out there, but this is really what the government thinks about the current situation. I would like to rest my case. Thank you and Godbless."
The NGIJ and the WNN would like to conclude the current situation from further escalating with a simple thank you to the Horsehead Journal and their Prime Minister. Thank you again, and Godbless.
let's not discuss about kingdom of pingu's comments about the situation lol
im actually keeping a close eye, his was respectful in a way atleast, however, the statement can speak volumes, I can say a future war is coming, I'm keeping a close eye because if a war does occur, it'll cut out the country's major trade routes
come to think of it, this might be a decent start for a "world war 1" lol
Yes. I legit agree ๐
The fact this sudden rise of tensions happened in 1916 makes it even more accurate ๐
Me?
ye
San Johnson Hills.
A small brass statue depicting a dove bird is sent to President Angelo in San Johnson Hills from Horsehead Island as a thank you for helping to not escalate the conflict further.
We accept because this nice statue to place in Peace Park lolz.
The National Post
The Government has unravelled its plan of a semi-large central tourism-general-historic park in the middle of San Johnson Hills named "Peace Park".
Across the capital, multiple "towers" are built, specifically in Downtown San Johnson due to a rise of land value across the capital. Expansions of the capital is a talk amongst the Department of Infrastructure and the National Organization of Development.
Furthermore, news crop fields are created along lakes and riversides down the Johnson River, food storages are built near them.
In San Rafael, the governor has signed a major expansion act that will expand the city by kilometers. And in the Great Plains, massive development is noticed.
More than 32m people reside in the cities of Queensland, San Johnson and San Rafael due to a boom in population, and is expected to grow further. Increasing the economic output of the nation and placing it as one of the economic powerhouses of the South.
The Horsehead Journal
Third Iron Island Festival Happening Soon
A decision was made: Iron Island will happen every two years. Expect even more talented metalworks, various workshops, presentations and experiences about blacksmithing. See program on the other side of the newspaper.
no
ok
WNN Daily
FEATURE: A promised future
"The economic development of East Bimini is massive, were talking about a 249% increase in economic development for the past decade. Such a fathomable number attracted thousands of foreign investors in the country, most notable of which is "Demi-Sables Real Estate Company" which is headquartered in Pingdom. These investors increased land value across cities in the country. New power plants, crop fields, and factories ensured a steady growth. Even with the catastrophic 1915 crash in economic output, which was reported to be way down in 117%, we managed to recover this year, by turning it back up to 251%. Massive multimillion dollar investments, projects, and other forms of programs are boosting our economy. Increased trading profits, railroad and transport miles, local consumer gdps and a massive increase in education, formal housing, national reputation and more accessible healthcare. Even a drop of crime rates! We're making a lot of friends internationally, we're gaining reputation, we're slowly becoming an economic powerhouse. Surely nothing will get in the way of our development? Right? No! We still have corruption lingering around the government, 2% corruption? That's low? No! That's a large amount of government officials greedy for money! If the government doesn't focus on the current situation within government corruption and let this be. We're going to be destroying the nation, inside out, destroy families, jobs, create chaos within the economic system, and most important of all, cut off our children from a golden, promised future."
- Economic Expert Alfred Damien (Government Flaws Speech, San Johnson M.A. McQuinly Hill, 1916)
It's le great me.
Mhm
Btw I wanna invest in yo country.
hopefully won't spark ww1
Proof? Hmm, what counts as proof?
What industry?
Particularly in the Commerce, Production and Energy industry.
Though I'd lay no claim to all the structures built, after construction, the building built is 95% yours.
5% goes to a small part of management.
However national buildings will be all yours
I will allow investments in Commerce
Cul
Btw one of my hands is temporarily (almost) paralyzed so I can't write too much
Maybe expect an answer tmrw
Sure, I don't mind.
its literally 11:31pm rn
The National Post
Overflowing profits tempt government to spend it on international investments.
Due to overflowing profits from trade and commerce, the government is tempted to spend some of it into international investments or national programs. "40% of all overflowed profits go to international investments, the rest go to national programs" according to Senate President Zambiel in an interview.
Not my country becoming richโ
Iron Island starts soon
A diplomat is sent to Horsehead due to an "Iron Island Festival" that would happen soon.
Y'all if WW1 starts I wanna be the Netherlands guy, you know, trade โ
The festival starts off with a bang, a firework show combined with a big iron statue showcase
After the opening ceremony, a park with many steelworks is lit up and it looks magical, it is midnight right now and most of the activities will happen during the following days
Day 2. The streets of Wasseport are full of various metalworks. Some of them are being sold while others sit pretty just for showcase. There are a few concerts, presentations and workshops held for other blacksmiths and guests.
Day 3. More concerts and workshops, voting for Best Blacksmith award.
Day 4. Concerts, workshops, presentations, voting for Best Metalwork award.
duck island
Day 5. Other stuff and voting
The queen of the skies, Hindenburger. The largest civilian Helium Dirigble to ever fly has took off successfully from her port shortly after construction.
Day 6. Final metalwork market, final presentations, closing and awards ceremony
within the past 6 months (cause i forgot yesturday) 460 people have died within Pedicularis. Most deaths were related to total organ failure, cancer and severe lung damage. After thorough research, the government deems radium unsafe and banned contact with it. The company faces tremendous legal fees and shuts down temporarily. Luckily, the vast majority of people who died were workers in the factories, and the general public seemed to have gone more or less unfazed. The president herself is unwell but doctors reassure that she would be fine. A nationwide programme is held to raise awareness about the dangers of radium. Pedicularis strongly urges king and ja s countries to stop production and take similar mesaures. (all watches are recalled to the factories if possible)
You can give me closest islanda to me
i did this then also bunny your second eez is now added very cool / horse island eez finished
@fading ether your eez i guess, maybe a bit small ill fix soon
it may be taking longer but its fine
Is it me or the EEZs suddenly became short?
The Johnson Daily
Colonized Islands in the South renamed and integrated
The two islands in the southern seas that are colonized by the country is now renamed to St. Cayman's island and the Bernard Continent. St. Cayman's island, due to the rename, would be fully annexed and both colonies would now be a province of the National Board of Provinces.
hm.
WNN Post
Annexation of "Malibu Islands" South of Pingdom started
The Malibu Islands, which are located south of Pingdom, which remained largely uninhabited, is announced to be colonized and claimed by the government today to expand our forces and to expand our economic opportunities, expanding to Malibu Islands would offer large opportunities due to a closer proximity to neighbors in the far east, and more economic opportunities by developing on the islands. The government would reveal their plans shortly after annexation.
It did not, it's just more Themed on the current time
Modern NATO eez is a bit weird
The Daily Oats
Rumours spreads across nation!
Recently a rumour has been spreading across the nation that the King of Great Milostan has agreed to implement a constitutional monarchy by 1920. Rumours still yet to be confirmed as the King has not made a public statement yet.
Didnt i claim some of those islands
To late
Or you 2 go at war for them
I haven't updated the map yet, kassam got those iirc
You did
@molten marsh ||hello, i believe we could benefit from each other very much if we increased transport of goods between our countries. say, what if you had some military bases in my country? we can't really have a military since people don't want war, so what if you and perhaps evstotzka helped me with this? from the recent polling we did, 63% of people seem to agree to allow military operations from allied countries to happen in here, so i don't think peoples' acceptance should be a huge deal, as far as we do it far from settlements. after all, our country has a high urbanization rate. thanks in advance.||
when are the 4 sport things
Also i dont know how available ill be from 1st to 7th January. But you wont see me around a lot
@fiery dove May I join the sports???
ehh sure
how it works is (when we start, obviously) you just do proll 10
four times
that's it
I know, I have seen ๐
next time I will join, LcU doesn't have a primary sport yet
LcU?
Lancaster Union
sure
nice
|| ** Arrival of the 34th Lethian Marine Battalion in Horsehead Island. Multiple ships and planes were sent to Horsehead to establish a Lethian Airbase. The locals could see the new technologically advanced fighter aircraft land on the airfield and the helmets and armored vehicles the Marines were using.** || @fiery dove
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The port land reclamation/ expension is finished
Now it can hold bigger ships then before
||@molten marsh Pardingbury empire now, we don't trust the change so his entry to our air/eez is still denied||
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||@molten marsh my statement about pardingbury changing into an empire almost caused a print war lmao, there were many newspapers literally arguing with each other||
|| this is why we will be the first super power ||
||Also @fiery dove we are slowly expanding two islands of ours very cool||
||i hope we will prosper in this prospect||
||damn||
||glad to know that relations between my country and your are improving significantly||
||its good we are getting along, you have Japanese And leth protection||
||evstotzka's protection too||
||ye||
|| @fiery dove hey uh we don't really like sharing very very new tech but do you want to help in developing the "Tank" with us ||
||why not, we could help with supplying metal and stuff||
spoiler failure
|| epic ||
Tests for the second vehicle type of the Project BigBoom starts
|| We will send the prototype to you since they won't expect it. ||
You rolled a 10!
You rolled a 10!
||who's "they", just to make sure||
You rolled a 3!
f
You rolled a 1!
|| every foreign nation that we don't do things with||
||ah||
|| @molten marsh Japanese Imperial R&D, would like to test the tonk by shooting it with a BB turret soon||
|| sure ||
@winged pecan the test for the second vehicle was a success Project BigBoom has successfully made a new type of ||**Tank **|| . Kingdom of Pingu will send one as a present to our dear ally .
||The Japanese imperial Navy Ship, Kongรต is ordered to shoot the tonk once finished and once has arrived at the testing ground||
|| also planning on making this for the SMG https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun ||
The Thompson submachine gun (also known as the "Tommy Gun", "Chicago Typewriter", "Chicago Piano", โTrench Sweeperโ or "Trench Broom") is a blowback-operated, air-cooled, magazine-fed selective-fire submachine gun, invented by United States Army Brigadier general John T. Thompson in 1918. It was originally designed to break the stalemate of tren...
||good good||
The Empire of Pardingbury, now in full swing!
A new expenditure plan needs to be set. Even though the people prosper, the soldiers don't. The Emperor has decided to slash the Civilian Goods' budget to 2.7% with the Government Expenditures being dedicated towards Military Research. Thomas IV has also given money from his wealth and people are encouraged to give money for a fast & swift change in militaric grounds.
Classified
||Firstly, the Pardingers work on artillery. Project "Heavy Fire" is underway, and is to create a basic light artillery template for the Empire. 60% of the given Military Research Budget will be dedicated to this. The remaining 40% will be dedicated to modernizing the firearms of Pardingbury's soldiers.||
May the Empire Live Long!
May the Emperor Live Long!
R&D LETHOVIA
TANK
PROGRESS: 59%
FUNDING: 40%
SUBMACHINE GUN
PROGRESS: 10%
FUNDING: 10%
SONAR
PROGRESS: 95%
FUNDING: 30%
TELEVISION
PROGRESS: 5%
FUNDING: 20%
||ugly plane entered service||
|| did you make the Bristol F.2 Fighter ||
|| because we can make that now since its 1916 ||
||and a trainer has been completed and got it's first flight/ entered service, 2200 are planed to be made||
|| @molten marsh The Bristol F.2 also entered service yea||
epico
||h||
||How fast did you click on this? Bad person, not following rules I see.||
You rolled a 1!
Ouch
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||RAF S.E.5 or Bristol F.2B it's an upgraded version|| @molten marsh
epico
when will 1916 end
After 3 days
When the time comes
30th of december
Takashima Tomonosuke an
Samurai of the Japanese Imperial Army has passed away, in Kyoto City died at age 71
He was an general and samurai
What bout your plan to rename every Kyoto into Tokyo?
anyone selling planes?
A new political party in Lethovia is created. It is called the Lethian National Fascist Party, formed has a new ideology by political nationalists, It is considered as a far right ideology by Lethian politicians.
We did, now we have an different city with that name
the black symbol is suppose to ressemble a spear head
should we have conservative party
Only an retired plane from the British
how many of those you have
6
@molten marsh how much should we sell the Arvo 510 for
ig 50k
or 30k
30k sounds more fair for an 1914 plane
@outer mulch 30k x 6, pay and you shall receive
okay
Our seaplane carrier will deliver it
how to pay in rp
Just say the government or airforce pays the price or something
The Ministry of Defence has agreed to pay 30k for each seaplanes
The Imperial Navy Dispatches the Seaplane carrier with the 6 ordered planes to our neighbour
You rolled a 4!
You rolled a 1!
The Second biggest war zeppelin, has deflated when it was inside the factory
what is this
rp
for how long has this been going for
this sesion has like 16 years , every year its like 4 irl days
1900
I just created 4 notes for Pardingbury ๐
@snow crest your harbour is finished but won't be opened atm due to improper workers
oh, okay
I don't necessarily have to worry abt that for the time being since it's a one-party system
The king sends his regards
||damn!||
WNN Daily
Economic Boom in full swing, according to Department of Finance
The DOF Director said yesterday in an interview that "the country's economic growth has exploded, development rates have boomed due to the current state of the country", other experts from the National Organization for Economic Policy said in a conference that "The DOF is absolutely right.". Their grounds to say that the DOF is correct due to a noticeable explosion in economic profits at all ports in the country. Transportation networks are recording record profits and commercial industries are making big bucks due to a "stock market boom". Critics say if the government follows its duties and our rate of development further increases, we can gladly position ourselves as the brand new "economic superpower of the South".
Opening of the 2nd District of the IPoJ
IPoJ Authorities say that the new big expansion to the International Port of San Johnson has opened. Featuring dozens of new docks, storage buildings, and other buildings that houses all ships' needs, and has been in construction for 3 years. More ships can be accommodated in the port as of the latest update to house the current "ship wave" situation that crowded the Bay of Johnson with ships.
Updates on other expansion projects are as followed:
San Johnson M.A. Expansion Project: 2% finished (Projected: mid-1917)
San Rafael Hills Expansion Project: 87% finished (Projected: Late 1916)
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nah I can see where dis going ๐
Research Intensifies
Not only do Civilian Areas need proper expansion, but so do the military.
Firstly, in Bahriabad, proper terrain surveys are taken for the expansion it will hold. The city is to hold 320,000 citizens and house a large Cabinetorial District, filled to the brim with the latest technology and provide ease of transport for the ministers.
Secondly, a new building, the Cabinet of War, will be built right next to the new Military HQ and Royal Residence. Their budget will be further increased, at the expense of Forex Reserves' budget. The military is also to start Project Quantity which is about ||firearms||.
The Japanese imperial government authorizes construction of project Vault
Looks too modern
its just an random image
Lmao
@snow crest a picture of a duck pop near the harbour is created and coloured by an fellow popular artist
make peking duck
THE SPARK NEWS
As a news post we are sincerely sorry what we said on the last report about Pardingbury. @hybrid igloo
puddingbury
Whit the Project BigBoom making 2 types of vehicle , a new branch of the Pingu army is created. The mechanized regiment nr.1 Mihai Viteazul is formed from now on.
The Government voted for a increase of the Project BigBoom factory with 25% .
National News Center
Although the people may remember this shameful incident of yours, we accept this apology with open arms, not looking for further escalation in the already tense World
**```The Spread of Communism
what is communism you may ask?
it is something where everything is equal they say. But is it really True?
well in theory it might but in practice it won't.
How do we know this? well there we [REDACTED] it but [REDACTED].
this is our rant of why communism is bad
- written by an general who were honourably discharged and send to an remote island with 5 people```**
An raid on an island is authorized to check [REDACTED]
Obscure potato chip brand creates "p--sy flavored chips", many women go into outrage due to the idea being very "anti-feminist" and "promoting hate against women"
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After a vote by the Government , 1 December was selected to be the National day of our country. There will a military parade , every time.
an unidentified ship is being warned to leave leth waters or get shot at
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the ship did not respond, the kongo Battleship patrolling the waters boards the ship
the ship provided the wrong Shipping route and ID , so battleship kongo is ordered to Sink it and capture the crew for further investigation
@molten marsh an admiral uniform
epic
May the luck be with me

/summon bunny
im here
/summon The26
@fiery dove
i don't think quin is here
where did he go?
idk
Me here
Oke
okay
did king go again?
ffs
F
M
L
I was watching video about hating American design
Didn't see ping, didn't get it
Oh my
The King doesn't wait for us, we wait for him
Kiiiiing
Where you are?
Everyone came and went
I forgor to do 1916 ๐
my man went offline right before sato came back
lmao no haha
nvm I did do something in 1916
Lol

running
@autumn leaf
Proll 10
You rolled a 7!
Proll 10
You rolled a 4!
Proll 10
You rolled a 4!
Proll 10
You rolled a 7!
rigged
Lol
this bot breaks when it wants to
@hybrid igloo
xD
I bribed ja to give me an better score
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