Quin says its 2020, but the rp is as dead as it gets :pensive:

[swift sorrel]

Her girlfriend

[snow crest]

Hm okay

Ill send my queen but no funny business

[swift sorrel]

There won't

[fading ether]

Wait the emperor died? As I know we has just sick

[swift sorrel]

The male emperor is dead

[latent bluff]

bombing (and various other things) of the Rebel Island continues

[swift sorrel]

His daughter is now the emperor

Shes only 19 now

Still i need to name them

The male emperor who is now dead is now called David

[digital igloo]

Pardingbury established the General Department of Intelligence of the Pardingburian Ministry of Public Security, aka the GDIPS or simply Department 5. The agency will only operate domestically. With an aim to investigate spies, crimes, etc.

[swift sorrel]

David married to a girl named eh

Rina Kato

Now eh the daughter name is ehhhh fck i forgot, time to look in my book of names

Jun Kato

[fading ether]

Henry Coanda will go in a trip with his plane to test the capabilities of it (the arrow will his pat)

[digital igloo]

Damn

Now that's a long trip

good luck ig

[latent bluff]

@fading ether feel free to throw any bombs you may happen to have on border on our rebel island

[fading ether]

Lol

[fiery dove]

ps038dpg

[latent bluff]

And on a similar note, which out for bullets they may shoot at you

[digital igloo]

lmao

[digital igloo]

I don't think they have anti-air gun

[fiery dove]

i will add some surface uranium in there, if you won't mind

[digital igloo]

we haven't supplied them with anti-air gun

[latent bluff]

Well we'd love to be able to live there once it's said in done

[fading ether]

I am a isolationist country , I dont care what problems you guys have

[latent bluff]

I kinda forget what I had in the military base that's on that island, so it's possible

[swift sorrel]

The yellow line is naval bombardier time

-+-

[digital igloo]

Actually we don't even have anti-air guns since aircraft aren't that widely used for now

[latent bluff]

Just a warning, the communist rebels know no bounds. They might try and shoot at ya for fun

[swift sorrel]

Evan don't mind constant naval cannon shots from our ships

Alr

[latent bluff]

As long as you don't hit my good islands than go for it

[swift sorrel]

There won't

We will try to hit the ice

[latent bluff]

Oooh got ya

[swift sorrel]

There won't be shots fired if my icebreaker prototype arrives but that is a day away

[snow crest]

Evan take heed: Sato is going to end up probably missing the ice and create casualties 👀

[swift sorrel]

the Naval crew from Japan began assisting the Evstotzka just so naval shells don't bounce of the ice

[latent bluff]

I mean he should only be aiming down, if he manages to hit something then I have to assume that it was intentional

[swift sorrel]

True that

The shell may bounce up but it will hit the water

If it keeps bouncing we will signal you

imagine a 14 inch shell bouncing on the ice

Proll

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 6!

[fading ether]

the capital and main city's have been filled with propaganda posters from a young group lead by teenage named Wilhelm

[swift sorrel]

the naval slag cannonen break the ice

Why are you claiming Evans island

[fading ether]

not me , Wilhelm

[latent bluff]

hmm one of those would be taken as a war declaration

[fading ether]

hold up

wait

[snow crest]

How do they know those islands exist if they were never discovered

[swift sorrel]

Sounds like Wilhelm will be sent to jail

[fading ether]

those are just some propaganda posters made by the teenage Wilhelm and his group , he is wanted by the police for that

[swift sorrel]

One of the islands is already in the path of the Japanese

[latent bluff]

Very good

[swift sorrel]

Okay jun Kato announced publicly she's gay, the people are shocked but are supportive of her

[latent bluff]

||most unrealistic part of the entire RP||

[snow crest]

They were supportive of gay relationships back then?

[swift sorrel]

Yes

No

[fading ether]

incoming transmission in morse code

[swift sorrel]

Gay rights wasn't allowed until ww2

[fading ether]

-- .- .--- . ... - -.-- / --..-- / .. / .--- ..- ... - / ... .- .-- / .- / -... .. --. / .- -. -.. / ... - .-. .- -. --. . / ... .... .. .--. / -. . .- .-. / . ...- ... - --- ... -.- .- / --..-- / .. - / .... .- ... / .--. .-.. .- -. . ... / --- -. / .. - / --..-- / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .- -.- . / ... --- -- . / .--. .... --- - --- ... / - --- / ..- ... . / --- -. / .- / .--. .-. --- .--- . -.-. - .-.-.- / - .-. .- -. ... -- .. ... ... .. --- -. / . -. -.. . -..

[swift sorrel]

It was being allowed in Germany but then Mustache man

Banned it

[fiery dove]

Huge fight breaks out in Wasseport caused by a pro-communist group trying to spread communist propaganda. 7 people were put in life sentence, 5 injured and put in hospital

[snow crest]

when lazy

[swift sorrel]

But this isn't realism rp anymore

We have aircraft carrier in 1902

[latent bluff]

It's semi real

[swift sorrel]

Yes yes

My semi real is too allow gay rights early

[fading ether]

me working to a secret wepon that is being tested in my colonies

[latent bluff]

atleast we stopped that missile nonsense

[dry vale]

it was?

[swift sorrel]

If i ever see an missile being researched i will just straight up void it

[fiery dove]

The PM of Horsehead Island receives a message in Morse:
-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

[dry vale]

(hey I wanted these)

[fading ether]

I know a country that needs that for theyr problem

[swift sorrel]

Too bad it's already in the path of Japan

Claim the island below trollland

Way easier

[dry vale]

you said you dont need these lol

yeah I will probably go there anyway

[swift sorrel]

Those islands below troll was the ones I didn't need

;-;

[fading ether]

f that pm (not a official message)

[latent bluff]

troubling lmao

[dry vale]

ships are almost ready, its the matter of ice breaking now

[swift sorrel]

You are weird in understanding

[dry vale]

no im not

[swift sorrel]

Yes you are

[dry vale]

no

[fiery dove]

The PM is completely confused, as he doesn't understand what this means.

[swift sorrel]

You miss took a island i want as an island I didn't want

[dry vale]

no I remembered you dont need troll islands

[fiery dove]

he didn't send the message, he received it lol

[dry vale]

but I dont remember the situation with northern islands because it was a mess

(just in case, I wasn't going there anyway)

[fading ether]

oh , lol

[latent bluff]

Once the carrier gets through the ice is starts to do a funny, and use the planes to a few bombing runs on the rebels

albeit it with normal gunner planes

rather than bomber planes

[fiery dove]

It is then noticed that most government officials got the same message. An investigation is started.

[swift sorrel]

an image is drawn to predict the future, it's immediately Thrown in the trash and burned

The bodies in the river image

Lol

[latent bluff]

It's quickly learned that dropping the bombs from out of the cockpit is not very effective

[swift sorrel]

Oh really

Damn

[fiery dove]

Evan gets sent the exact same message

[latent bluff]

he reads it and tries to figure out what it could mean

[swift sorrel]

Tried throwing miniature bombs out of the Cockpit instead?

[latent bluff]

To be fair, our bomber plans were lost on the rebel island

[swift sorrel]

an new maid is hired to protect the emperor Jun

||Casually brings Touhou in this universe||

[fading ether]

Protest start to occur in the Capital , the people being unhappy with the way the regime goes and treats the people , they are complaining of food and low temperatures

[swift sorrel]

Jun Kato/Sakuya murders a large group of man trying to kill them

It never happened

[fiery dove]

It turns out there was a telegram line illegally built to Arbeitstrass 27a, Wasseport, linking it to the main government buildings, including embassies. Unfortunately, the resident of the apartment seems to have left. It is speculated that he might have moved to a different country...

[swift sorrel]

it's covered up in the media

6 man die due to unforeseen circumstances is the headline

@molten marsh what if i bring Touhou in the Japan role i do

[molten marsh]

what

[swift sorrel]

You know what

[fiery dove]

The troll was in Evstotzka, but it is unknown where he was exactly. However, he has already sent the same message to all government officials and embassies. The person has sailed away to somewhere else, unfortunately.

[molten marsh]

h

im currently writing an essay rn

[swift sorrel]

What kind of essay

[molten marsh]

and its the worst type of one

"Poetry"

[swift sorrel]

Oh god

[latent bluff]

Evstotkza sends a simple message to Horsehead "Want to go troll hunting with us?"

[molten marsh]

i have to explain like how the language is so good and fitting in like 6 poems

in a span of 3-4 pages

[fiery dove]

Horsehead Island responds with "Yes.".

[swift sorrel]

the imperial naval command send an morse code to Evstotzka stating an 14 inch shell might be heading to the rebel island due to an naval shell constantly bouncing

[latent bluff]

They send another "Meet us in Evanston Harbor in 4 hours then"

[latent bluff]

The DoD says "As long as it's not heading towards our mainland then it's all good"

[fiery dove]

Horsehead government has sent a few investigators and policemen to Evanston Harbor.

However, the troll has already sailed to Kassam.

[swift sorrel]

Proll

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 1!

[swift sorrel]

the naval shell explodes once it hits the rebel island

[fiery dove]

@outer mulch a horsehead troll sent you this via telegram: -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

he has illegally linked his temporary home to your government facilities, sending this message to all government officials

[latent bluff]

Once they get their they're met by some soldiers

Solider: "Hmm seems like we're over dressed" he laughs

[swift sorrel]

*the imperial navy requests temporary dock at Evstotzka to reStock their naval canon ammonium"

[latent bluff]

They ask what kind of shells they need?

[swift sorrel]

14-12 inches

[latent bluff]

They respond yes, but of course at a price

[swift sorrel]

the imperial navy doesn't mind and pays

[latent bluff]

You get the needed shells

[swift sorrel]

the naval crew cleans up there underside and leaves the dock

[outer mulch]

💀

[latent bluff]

@outer mulch while you are here, I might end up hunting a fugitive that went into your lands

Should be fairly straightforward, so hopefully you don't mind

[fiery dove]

The horsehead troll has been keeping his trek in a journal.
Unfortunately, he lost a page in Socialist Republic of Pardingbury while going to Pedicularis.
"
4
While I was exiting Evanston, I did get a few eyebrows raised, but I don't think anyone was too suspicious of me. The journey from Evanston to Kassam was difficult. A lot of ice blocks everywhere. Fortunately, my little yacht somehow managed to avoid all of them. I also managed to catch some fish! Cod is my favorite, those lovely critters have the best meat. Anyways, as I appear in Kassam, my immediate thoughts were to head to the capital.
Now I have absolutely no idea where in the living world I am. I am in some little town. Fortunately, the locals are friendly and helpful. They allowed me to keep my yacht in there and allowed me to stay for a night. It was very tiring.
I wake up, wave goodbye to the locals and get out of that village. Quickly backtracking to that whole village thing, they allowed me to borrow a horse. Great! I make my way to their capital city, and quickly find where their offices are.
I hide behind a bush, and lay down the line very quickly. Unfortunately, I did get some suspicion.
-What are you doing here, young lad? - asked a local.
-Uhh, nothing? - I reply.
-Well, it's obvious that you're doing something.
*-Yeah, I'm laying down a telegram line to the government officials. I have a... - I get interrupted by the local: *
-Isn't that illegal?
-Yes.
-Why are you doing it then?
-I have a mission to travel all around the world, by sending a simple message to all government officials. It says... - and then I tell him what the message means.
More and more people spot me doing something and they find out what I'm doing and I get cheered on.
I succeeded, but as I got out of the capital, I was being chased by the police. Fortunately, I escape and go to the Socialist Republic of Pardingbury.
"

The troll gets to Pedicularis with the horse, after a stay in a Pardingburian village.

[latent bluff]

(So I assume someone in Bunnies Nation will have to find that page before we can do anything with it?)

[fiery dove]

leaf's nation

[swift sorrel]

[latent bluff]

(Ah yes I mixed them up)

[swift sorrel]

Mister world wide

Lol

[fading ether]

Henry coanda saw something and rushed back home , he asked for a crown council immediately . he said that critical intel about a country has been found by him

[fiery dove]

The troll makes his way to the capital of Pedicularis.

@snow crest A troll from Horsehead Island sends you this message: -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

[latent bluff]

In the time you're flying over the rebel island a few gunshots do hit the plane, but cause no major damage

[fiery dove]

The troll takes a rest in a hotel in Pedicularis, and sets off to Great Milostan.

[latent bluff]

The investigators following this fella are simply trying to keep track of where he's been at this point they have tack his appearances in 4 nations so far

[fiery dove]

The trip through Great Milostan is very tough, the troll has to take a lot of rests as he goes through the mountains.

[swift sorrel]

secretly the harbour forces are requested to spread out and survey some mountain's

[fading ether]

Secret message for @winged pecan .
||Henry Coanda had found some evidence of suspicions activity close to your country by a other country , we offer to sell that intel in exchange for something else (business is business) ||

[snow crest]

😭

[swift sorrel]

Lol

[fiery dove]

Unfortunately, the troll (finally) got lost and is stuck in a cave. However, there is fresh water and berries.

[snow crest]

I probably did something wrong lmao

[fiery dove]

FYI: it's a rickroll to your government officials

[snow crest]

xD

[fading ether]

its the morse code , use a morse code translator

[latent bluff]

They assume he's working his is way down the island so they send a message to the unaffected states: "@swift sorrel and @digital igloo, please be aware of a troll who is harassing national leaders we worry you all could be next. We would like permission to enter your countries and hunt the Troll.

With great concern,

North Union Investigations Team"

[latent bluff]

||Well I know I can't read this but for your sake, it should be know that he signed an anti commie pact with us||

[swift sorrel]

Jun Kato said to them -The imperial navy and military will deploy squadron to find him*

[latent bluff]

(So it that a no to them going as well?)

[fading ether]

With the hearing of troll in the world that goes after governments , the King released a statement: "If that troll comes to our country it will be arrested and hanged in the public square for his crimes"

[swift sorrel]

You can enter the state of leth but the military will assist you

• Jun

[latent bluff]

Wonderful were gonna get this fella

[fiery dove]

Unfortunately for the investigators, the cave the troll is in is far away from the main roads. He still forages for berries and wild animals, while also looking for a village.

[snow crest]

The king is holding a ball for his 75th birthday and invites all countries Pedicularis remains neutral or friendship with to attend. The ball is to start in 20 irl minutes.

[latent bluff]

The investigators share the intel they have with the top military officials helping them trying to predict where the attack will happen

[fading ether]

||yea, but you have to read between the lines to understand , what intel we have is very valuable for any country||

[latent bluff]

Very busy day! Evan and his Wife will attend

[latent bluff]

Who's to say we haven't given it to them already

[swift sorrel]

@snow crest jun will attend

[fading ether]

The King of Kingdom of Pingu will attend the ball (maybe he will find a wife)

a security team will come with him

[latent bluff]

So far the attempts to local the troll are ineffective... the investigators assume he's gone elsewhere

[fading ether]

the leader of the opposition group Wilhelm is condemning the statement of the King regarding the troll

[fiery dove]

After a couple of days pass, the troll finally finds a village. Locals, unsure of what the troll's goal is, interrogate him.

[swift sorrel]

@snow crest what would be an fitting name for the girlfriend of Jun Kato

[fiery dove]

They find out about his plans and shoo the troll away, and also searching for an interrogation team to forward the message.

[snow crest]

Welll not really well versed in japanese culture so i dont really think i know

[latent bluff]

The team makes their way to the village to met the locals

[fading ether]

more clashes between the military and the protesters in the capital . The situation is bad , really bad , the ice and the cold weather is really a pain for the King

[fiery dove]

The troll quickly tries to find the capital with the map he has, but once again, gets lost.

At this point, he was dreading a lot, hoping that nobody comes to arrest him.

[latent bluff]

The team in the village documents what the locals have to say and start to the capitol

[fiery dove]

From a distance, the troll sees a group of people on some road. He tries to approach them, but after he notices that they look like a serious bunch, he quickly bails away.

After some time, the troll notices a different path, with a sign showing:
=====⪢ Capital 186

[latent bluff]

The investigators and army team are able to take a direct path and make it to the capital before the troll can

[fiery dove]

The troll, in the middle of the path, finds another village. He was interrogated again, but this time he lied his way, and got accepted.

The locals, seeing his rough shape, help him and his horse.

[latent bluff]

Once in the capital they have wanted posts put up of what they think the troll looks like based on descriptions locals have given them

the posts are not very close though

[fiery dove]

The troll is very well accepted in the village, the locals take care of him and don't want him to leave. However, one day, someone comes back with a wanted post. They notice that the wanted person looks exactly like the troll, so they kick the troll out of the village.

[latent bluff]

So much for them no be accurate xD

[gentle drift]

Sounds like bad time

[snow crest]

Ja are you sending anyone to attend the kings birthday party? Its about to start

In

[fiery dove]

@dry vale natural gas, coal, potassium salt

[snow crest]

Invitations were sent to neutral countries

[dry vale]

Thanks

[gentle drift]

Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend the birthday on my own

I'll send my Domkisas council delegation

[fiery dove]

@old yoke Coal, aluminum, nickel and manganese

[dry vale]

yadran government begins building facilities for extracting coal and gas

[fading ether]

The King is getting ready to enter his private plane (with his security forces)

will arrive soon at the ball

[fiery dove]

The troll makes his way to the capital, but he is now fully aware that he's being chased.

[old yoke]

Oh okay

[dry vale]

I don't think there were private planes in 1903

[latent bluff]

Getting past the single prop plane is hard enough

[old yoke]

Yea, i think same

[latent bluff]

Let alone making them bigger

[fading ether]

we have small planes , 1 pilot and the king , the rest of the guys can survive in the small plane

[latent bluff]

As he goes through the capital he passes posters of himself

[snow crest]

The Kings 75th birthday party has started and is attended by high ranking officials from 4 countries. The king thanks them for their presence and shares his plans for the future.

[fiery dove]

More and more locals spot him, and make more accurate representations of him

[dry vale]

Yeah but I think putting your king on planes like this, which were invented less than a year ago, isn't a good decision

[fiery dove]

The troll understood that he has to be extremely careful

[snow crest]

The birthday party was interrupted by an angry mob of Pedicularis residents. The situation was quickly handled by the gaurd and 2000 residents were detained.

[latent bluff]

The investigators are out and about in the city

[fading ether]

2k citizens ?

[dry vale]

You can give them to me if you want

[snow crest]

All the attending officials from the countries were safe and the King apologises for the inconvinience.He thanks them for attending their party and gifts them each a box of their highest quality tea

[dry vale]

Mmm extra humans

[fiery dove]

The troll gets a great idea to hide inside of a public bathroom, while leaving his horse in the outskirts of the city

[latent bluff]

Evan to the King: "Hmm it seems like you should let them eat cake"

[snow crest]

Ill make that 800 lmao.

[fading ether]

more like this (they can live with that)

[snow crest]

The 800 detained prisoners were shipped of to the island where former residents who didnt like the king went. (All yours @dry vale)

[latent bluff]

After an hour or so the heat dies down

[fading ether]

you know thats not the best ideea , they can return and take the government

[snow crest]

The officials had a good time eating cake and partying before they angry mob arrived

[fiery dove]

The troll exits the public bathroom only to see the investigation group standing right next to him, but only facing away. He quickly gets back inside and starts worrying.

[snow crest]

The king doesnt want them here xD
Plus were gonna ge a prez soon and reconcile with them. Theyll be a separate nation

[latent bluff]

hopefully we don't get French Revolutioned

[fiery dove]

-Well, someone must've not have been a very accurate person. - he thinks to himself, after seeing some feces on the floor

[latent bluff]

One of the investigators notices and walks over and knocks on the bathroom door

[fiery dove]

The troll doesn't respond

[latent bluff]

It's worth noting the bathroom does have a small window in it

[fading ether]

if more disaster will be , the higher that chance of me turning into a Fascist country or imperial

[latent bluff]

I: "hello?"

[dry vale]

Thanks

[fiery dove]

-GET OUT! - the troll says, while imitating the voice of the person who interrogated him in that village

Then the troll finds a piece of leaf stuck inside of his shoe, picks up the pile of crap and throws it at the investigator

[swift sorrel]

@snow crest Jun gives The queen an gift and the king an joke pie in his face

[latent bluff]

I: Oh, son of a b-
I 2: laughs at the first one
the soldiers with them (from Sato) elect to back out of the bathroom
The Evstotzkain soldiers are in a different location

I 2: "Have fun with this Sh*t show"

[fiery dove]

@latent bluff for clarity, have all the investigators left

[latent bluff]

the second one for sure did, the first well he's fairly pissed and distracted

[fiery dove]

To add insult to injury, while the investigator was standing next to the door, the troll aggressively opened up the door, hurting him and also, the troll decided to pee on the investigator.

-Couldn't hold it in, oops.

The troll quickly escapes and hides behind a corner of a building.

[latent bluff]

The investigator is knocked to the floor disorienting him

While you're running off the investigator, still angry fires a few gunshots, all missing, and in turn creating a panic within the crowd

[fiery dove]

The troll then leaves a little note on the floor, saying:
Well, fools, I've already sent them the message. I'm off to Pardingbury. Cya, nerds!

[snow crest]

The king laughs it off and thanks Jun for her presence.

[fiery dove]

The troll hides once again.

[latent bluff]

I 2: Reads the note "damnit! almost had him"

[fiery dove]

After the investigation group leaves, the troll finally gets to send the message.

@misty oyster A Horsehead Island troll leaves your government officials a message: -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

[latent bluff]

So that does leave Sato

[fiery dove]

sato's group?

let's say i meant the entire search group, both investigation and military

[latent bluff]

Well I mean on the continent that hasn't been effected

[fiery dove]

ah, yep

[latent bluff]

the team heads their to ensure this time they can get the troll

[swift sorrel]

Our military forces can follow your forces if you give them proper guidance - military leaders from imperial Japan @latent bluff

[latent bluff]

The investigators send a request back to the Alliance office to just bring the troll back in a body bag

[fiery dove]

After the troll finished his business, he finds a pack of cigars accidentally dropped from one of the investigator's pockets, he starts smoking, and then causes a huge fight between residents as they recognized him and wanted to claim the bounty

The troll calmly leaves, finds his horse and then sets off to Pardingbury.

[latent bluff]

Well seeing as King Shoot isn't active Local police make it to the location but after the troll has left

[swift sorrel]

the H-3 Class submarine Still in research and construction is placed in prototyping and dispatched to hunt for the Troll

Getting data while still researching is very good

[fiery dove]

The troll gets to Pardingbury, immediately finds government agencies, but it's too late. The investigators are already there, so, under a tree, he starts to play dead.

[latent bluff]

After the hunt through the capital they locate him

"Well..."

I 2: "Bag em' and eventually will take him back..."
I 1: "man this is so much more paper work, and if he was going to be dead I wanted to do it"

The soldiers put him in a body bag

[fiery dove]

One of the investigators from Horsehead Island say:
-Sayyyy, don't we hate socialist countries?

[latent bluff]

I 1: "Oh damn he died here, I'm not sure they'll even let us take him back..."

[fiery dove]

-Wouldn't it be funny to leave it next to their palace, then when they come, they'll see a rotting body right outside!

[latent bluff]

"Yeah I mean if we can't take him might as well leave him somewhere funny"

[fiery dove]

The group of investigators get some funny looks from locals, as it was very weird to see them carrying a body bag.

[latent bluff]

"So I guess in the report we just say they wanted to keep the body?"

[fiery dove]

-Sure.

[latent bluff]

"Truly a disappointing outcome, I wanted to shoot him"

[fiery dove]

-Either way, the Horsehead government would love to know that we've left them a little "gift", they're socialist after all.

[latent bluff]

They get to the palace here we are

[fiery dove]

-Well, say hello to your new resident, Pardingbury!

And like that, the group of investigators leave. The troll is right next to the palace.

The troll wakes up, and with the pocket knife he has in his hand, rips out the body bag and starts transmitting the message.

@digital igloo A Horsehead troll has left your government officials a message: -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

And like that, the troll heads back to get his horse back, and runs off to Rigos.

He does everything super quietly, heck, even nobody could spot him, and transmits the message.

@molten marsh @swift sorrel a horsehead troll transmits you a message: -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

[swift sorrel]

God

[latent bluff]

Since the official investigation declares him dead, it's assumed it's a copy cat

[swift sorrel]

the message gets deleted

[fiery dove]

In the site, the troll leaves a little message:
Well, losers, looks like y'all fell for my silly little trick! Thanks for giving me a little rest. Buh bye, see you in East Bimini!

[swift sorrel]

@bright tendon wanna join the leth government so your nation flag can exist

We can give you cool island remains

[fiery dove]

The troll gets back to his spot, where his yacht is. He thanks the locals for the horse and making a super fun trip available for him.

[latent bluff]

it would be nice to forward that to the investigations team snice they think he's dead

[fiery dove]

After a weeklong stay in the village, he finally sails off to East Bimini.

[swift sorrel]

Hmmmmmmm

That prototype submarine could intercept him

[fiery dove]

but how will you know where he is

[swift sorrel]

We wouldn't

The submarine has no communications

So they could just sink an random passer-by

[fiery dove]

The troll gets to San Johnston Hills, and leaves @coral vine a message.
-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

After that, the troll gets to Pingdom, right to Nootenberg, and sends @gentle drift a message:
-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

And quite effortlessly, the troll gets to Stofania and Sovia very quickly, and causes chaos around there as well.

[swift sorrel]

The Troll is exploring the world kek

[fiery dove]

And after leaving Union of Sovia, he gets to Hamburg-Solaris.

@paper pulsar @winged pecan a horsehead island troll sends your government officials a message:
-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

And then, it's time for Kingdom of Pingu.

[swift sorrel]

the Battleships which were shooting the ice get stuck in the ice

[fiery dove]

The troll gets to a village.

[dry vale]

Wtf it's still going

[fiery dove]

Since it's warmer, some of the ice melted

[latent bluff]

Well officially he's dead

And since none of the effected nations have reached out then there's nothing we can do lmao

[fading ether]

some citizens see the suspect troll and announce the authorities for suspicions activity 3 soldiers will go to investigate

[swift sorrel]

the battleship crew is happy they finally free, and sail towards the island

[fiery dove]

The troll seems to be welcomed, so he stays in the village for a bit.

[paper pulsar]

.-.. --- -. --. / ... - --- .-. -.-- / ... .... --- .-. - --..-- / .. / -.- .. -. -.. .- / -... .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / -.-. --- -. - .-. --- .-.. .-.. . .-.

[fiery dove]

--. . - / .. - / ..-. .. -..- . -.. / ... --- --- -. --..-- / -- .- - .

[paper pulsar]

--- .... / .- -. -.. / .. / -.- .. -. -.. .- / -... .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .-.. .. ..-. .

[fading ether]

Wilhelm and his group hear about the suspect and goes to the village , they dont like the Authorities and want to help the suspect

[fiery dove]

..-.

The villagers don't want the troll to leave, as they find him a charming and nice person.

[fading ether]

Wilhelm and his group see the soldiers looking for the troll , They try to go and beat them before they find the troll

Wilhelm and his group finds the troll and they go to a house for some talks

[fiery dove]

-Hello there, who are you?

[fading ether]

-We are here to help you. This world sucks but we will make it better!

[fiery dove]

-Are you sure you're not the police?

[fading ether]

-f the cops we will rise and make this country great again. But for now we need to see what can we do for you, the cops will soon be here.

[fiery dove]

-Well, my goal is to go to every country, hack into their telegram system and send them a little message.

-So far, I've visited most of the countries, I still need to send the message to this and some one s-hole island.

[latent bluff]

With the thawing of the ice Evstotzka starts it's full scale take over of the island once again

[fading ether]

A citizen finds the body of the 3 soldiers and alerts the authorities, multiple units will be sent. Meanwhile a communication will be sent to @latent bluff and his team

[fiery dove]

-Anyways, what are you all up to?

[latent bluff]

They wait the transmission

[fading ether]

-There is no time to lose , they could anywhere. We should be ready to leave.

[fiery dove]

-Who?

[fading ether]

In silence the army units arrive at the house indicated by the locals , they surround it and make a plan

[fiery dove]

-I do have a pocket knife just in case...

[outer mulch]

Ok

[latent bluff]

Once the investigation team receives the message about the Telegram troll not being dead they immediately are confused, but decide to follow up on the information, and start that way

[fading ether]

-Hey Wilhelm, I will go outside to smoke a cigarette says one member of the group. As he gets out , the soldiers grab him . he makes some sound and then silence.

[fiery dove]

-What happened???

[fading ether]

Wilhelm and the troll hear and starts to panic

[fiery dove]

-Tell me, RIGHT NOW!

[outer mulch]

I will bomb the telegram troll

[latent bluff]

Best of luck is long out of your area

[fiery dove]

-...

The troll, remembering his maneuver, quickly runs to the bathroom.

[fading ether]

They see that a member is missing. , right as Wilhelm reaches the window to look outside, the soldiers break trough the main the door.

Wilhelm looks back but the troll vanished

[fiery dove]

-What do I do... WHAT DO I DO????

[fading ether]

Wilhelm runs as fast he can and steal a random hourse cart

[fiery dove]

I pass up a sheet of paper. There's something written on it:
"Please make a paper airplane out of me and make sure it flies to those soldiers. PS: Make sure that the "F**K YOU!" is visible on the surface.

[fading ether]

Some of his group are arrest, some are running

A soldier reach the bathroom but see its locked

[fiery dove]

I take out my pocket knife and unlock the bathroom.

I open the door, ready to attack.

[fading ether]

He kills the soldier , but gets caught by the other soldiers

Looks like the end of the line

[fiery dove]

-It was self defense.

[fading ether]

Wilhelm looks from far
-I will get you out of here , you will see

[fiery dove]

I simply shut up. There's nothing else I can do.

[fading ether]

The troll is handcuffed and it will be sent to the capital in waiting for the special to arrive and take him

[fiery dove]

-What are you doing?

-Get me out of these!

[fading ether]

-Shut up , says the driver

The car with the troll wil reach soon the capital

[fiery dove]

@fading ether for clarity, am i with wilhelm

[fading ether]

Wilhelm escaped and stole a horse cart , he is following the police car closely

[fiery dove]

I start to scream as loud as I can.

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[fading ether]

As the troll reaches the capital , he sees many protests, a big one right in front of them

[fiery dove]

-Well, it's my time to shine.

[fading ether]

Wilhelm see this as a opportunity and takes the word ,speaking to the angry crowd

They stop the police car

[fiery dove]

@latent bluff would be nice if you intervened at this point

[fading ether]

Chaos brakes out , everything seems to be randomly, a random protestant hits the door of the car unlocking it

[fiery dove]

-Help me, bud. I need to get out of these handcuffs.

[latent bluff]

(In what way)

The Investigations team makes it to the nation

[fading ether]

The protestant is yelling to the crow -Come ,come here is one of us ,let's help him

As more come , the troll is released

He thanks thee people and runs

Vanishes

[fiery dove]

I quickly find my way to the government offices.

Lay down the telegram wire, and transmit the message.

[fading ether]

(I am out , I am tired as f , see you to tomorrow)

[fiery dove]

@fading ether -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

[latent bluff]

(don't worry we'll chase him from here)

[fiery dove]

alright evan, your investigation team finds me

[latent bluff]

The Investigators get into the capitol and see him
I: "Hey! Stop! I'll shoot you this time" He draws his gun

[fiery dove]

I run away as fast as possible into the protesting crowd.

[latent bluff]

The second investigator takes off after you while the first one debates shooting, but doesn't, he follows after he gets the gun put up

[fiery dove]

I disappear into the crowd and bump into Wilhelm.

-They're onto me, - I state - I need to be super careful.
-How did you appear here? - inquires Wilhelm.

Long story short, I sent the message to the government, the stupid investigators found me and I had to run away. This crowd is an amazing coverup. - I say, relieved.

[latent bluff]

The Investigators are still looking for you, trying to navigate the crowd

[fiery dove]

-I'm not feeling very safe here. I could die any minute.
-These words, I relate to them so much. - I answer to Wilhelm.
-Can I come with you?
-You really want to?
-Where are you from?
-Horsehead Island.

-Let's head somewhere safer. - I suggest.
-Okay, sure.

[latent bluff]

(brb)

[fiery dove]

Wilhelm and I run out of the crowd and into some bushes. I light a cigar.
-Want one?
-Yes, - affirms Wilhelm.
I light a cigar for Wilhelm as well.
-That police car where I was, it's vacant right now. Let's go.
-Why?
-To get out of this hellhole. This city is the world's ass.

[swift sorrel]

prototype submarine returns back to base and the research team checks for any damages

[swift sorrel]

@dry vale you can escape your island without icebreaker

[fiery dove]

-But... my friends...
-If you want to stay with them, be here. If you want to be safe, stay with me.
-I might as well choose the latter. What's your plan?
-Get to that police car, drive out of here, get to my yacht, and sail to that filthy communist island to do my business there. Then, I go back to Horsehead Island.
-When are we doing this?
-You just can't stop asking questions, can you? Isn't it obvious? Now.
-But it's unsafe.
-Any time here is unsafe.

[latent bluff]

By this point in your conversation the agents are getting to you You can them pushing through the crowd

[fiery dove]

I notice the investigators running to me. They seem heavily bruised. I follow up with:
-We need to run.
-Wh - I interrupt.
-Shut up.

We run around the block.

We stop to rest for a short while.

[latent bluff]

I 1: "I swear next time I'm shooting"
I 2: "Not if I do it first!”

[fiery dove]

-I've an idea.

-See that public restroom there? Let's go hide in there.

We run to the public restroom.

[latent bluff]

(how deep into this crowd are they)

[autumn wyvern]

Can I claim the rest of the islands down south?

[fiery dove]

they're out of the crowd

[swift sorrel]

@autumn wyvern which island show

[latent bluff]

They follow after you all

[fiery dove]

aye, ene

[winged pecan]

||Our intelligence will come to the border||

[swift sorrel]

[fiery dove]

this lovely plot is free

the light cyan

[fiery dove]

reminder, we're in the public restroon

[latent bluff]

@winged pecan (I'm almost certain you're aware of the aircraft carrier lmao)

[swift sorrel]

New person can get it nice

[winged pecan]

||Noted||

[latent bluff]

Reminder, we have guns lol

[fiery dove]

reminder, i have paper and there was an inaccurate shitter

[latent bluff]

Reminder, bullets can go through things xD

[winged pecan]

Alright let's start research on it

[fiery dove]

but you can miss if i throw some crap at you

[latent bluff]

Now that I think about it everyone knows abit it lol

[fiery dove]

-You know, maybe this isn't that great of an idea, - states Wilhelm.
-Yep, let's get the heck outta here.

I grab the piece of crap and throw it on the road, where hopefully the investigators would slip.

[latent bluff]

They luckily haven't gotten too close yet just given how aggressive the two are

[fiery dove]

We get inside a building, and think of a way to get to the police car.

[swift sorrel]

||Question was it build from scratch or from prebuild ship , no need to answer if not want too||

[fiery dove]

-Who are we running from again?
-Investigators. They know what I'm doing. They're trying to dispose of me.
-Why?
-Well...
I proceed listing out what felonies I've committed.

[latent bluff]

They see you all run for a building and wait outside to call assistance from local law enforcement

Mostly a pre-built

[fiery dove]

-Look out the window.
-There's a back exit. Get out from there.

[swift sorrel]

Alright

More research on armour thickness is underway

[fiery dove]

We both get out from the back exit, shut the door tight and run into the wild streets, with thousands upon thousands of people rioting.

plot armor really doing me a favor lol

[latent bluff]

The two investigators decide it's too unsafe to keep chasing them

[fiery dove]

-There's the car! C'mon, let's go!

We get into the police vehicle and drive off.
-Well, this was quite the journey.
I press the pedal.

[latent bluff]

The Investigators head back to their temporary base

[fiery dove]

-Aaargh, god dammit, where's my yacht?

-I had it marked on my map. Where is it?

-They took my map, didn't they?

-I assume you were looking for this?
Wilhelm hands me over the map.
-Yep. How did you find it?
-The police took it, they dropped it, I took it back from them.

[latent bluff]

I 1: Well he may have gotten away, but look what I have! he reaches on his pocket and his facial expression changes what?? I had it... His map

[fiery dove]

-Hang on. Why is half of the map ripped apart?

[latent bluff]

He continues to search

[fiery dove]

-There's half an X on the spot where I put the yacht.

[latent bluff]

Does he have the other half?

[fiery dove]

-What's going on with the car?

-Oh no, it's out of gas...

[latent bluff]

^

[fiery dove]

@latent bluff for clarity, you can still get to the yacht, you have the other piece of the map

[latent bluff]

Ah prefect

[fiery dove]

We check the hood and find a spare bottle of gasoline.

And so, we safely get to the place where the supposed yacht should be. Notice how I say should.

[autumn wyvern]

Any of these

[autumn wyvern]

Hello 👋

[fiery dove]

And then a dawning realization comes to us.
-Oh no...
-Oh no...
-Well, sh...

evan there's a free plot

hrtr

here

[latent bluff]

The Investigators start to the area marked on the map

[fiery dove]

-So, what do we do now?
-Honestly, I have no clue.

-Hey, Troll, why not go to that previous previous place you trolled and then see if you can remember the place there?
-Wilhelm, you're a genius, I love you.

We head to New Stuckenborstel.

-Okay, I remember now. It's in Karlsson, or however that city was called.
-See, I told you!

We get near the yacht. However, impending danger approaches...

[latent bluff]

I 1: "Alrighty here's the plan, whenever we get to the yacht we have to be fast and stealthy, if we beat them there then we can hide on board"

[fiery dove]

-I have a feeling they have the real map, they could be here at any time.
-Should we hide in the yacht?
-No, stay here, we cannot risk anything. I have a pocket knife in case.

-Let's run into someone else's yacht and hide there.
-That's quite a decent idea.

[latent bluff]

The Investigators get to the yacht

[fiery dove]

Which yacht?

[swift sorrel]

Nice

[fiery dove]

Also, should be specified that all the action is during night

[latent bluff]

The real yacht

[fiery dove]

Which is the real yacht, the one we're in or what?

[latent bluff]

They hide on someone else's right?

[fiery dove]

Yep

-Oh, how fortunate, the door's unlocked!
-Perfect.

[latent bluff]

So they are on his actual yacht

[fiery dove]

On the troll's yacht?

[latent bluff]

Yes the investigators are

[fiery dove]

Alright

-Look, there's a lock from the inside!
-Awesome, we can lock ourselves up and maybe get some rest.
-Yep, let's just not sleep in the windowed compartment.

We lock ourselves up, and we snuggily fit into the other room and get some rest.

So what are the investigators up to?

[latent bluff]

They investigators look around the yacht to see if they can find anything

One watches the door

[fiery dove]

Well since we are asleep i guess you'll do some monologue or smth idk

[latent bluff]

(would there be anything interesting in there?)

(seeing as this is your boat you'd know)

[fiery dove]

I mean, everything's locked

I got a spare map in my yacht

That someone else's yacht is very comfy.

[fiery dove]

What else, compass, fishing pole, food

Telegram cable

[latent bluff]

I 1: "I don't guess you have a lock pick do you?"
I 2: "Hmm I must have left it in my other pants! No I didn't bring a lock pick, I thought we're going to kill a guy, not break into his yacht"
I 1: "Well we need to get his stuff. Maybe there's something here to help us figure out who he really is"

I 2: Well see if he has a map out or anything? Maybe we can find where he's off to next, while you're doing that I'll cover the door"

The first investigator looks through the stuff and finds the map here it is!

he looks at the locations on it

[misty oyster]

The government officials of Great Milostan simply replied with : man...

[swift sorrel]

A something is done, the something is praised, something gets redirected, nobody knows what happened to it

[worn pasture]

- .... . / .--. .-. --- --. .-. . ... ... / --- ..-. / .-. .- .. .-.. .-- .- -.-- / -.-. --- -. ... - .-. ..- -.-. - .. --- -. / .. ... / .--- ..- ... - / ..--- ----- / .--. .-. . -.-. . -. - / ..-. .. -. .. ... .... . -.. --..-- .-- . / -. . . -.. / ... --- -- . / ..-. ..- -. -.. ... / - --- / -.-. --- -. - .. -. ..- . / .. - --..-- - .... . / .-. .- .. .-.. .-- .- -.-- / .-- .... .. -.-. .... / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- / ..-. .. -. .. ... .... . -.. / -.-. --- -. ... - .-. ..- -.-. - . -.. / .. ... / --- -. .-.. -.-- / -.-. --- -. -. . -.-. - .. -. --. / - .... . / -.-. --- .-.. --- -. -.-- / -.-. .- .--. .. - .- .-.. / .-- .. - .... / .- / -. . .- .-. -... -.-- / ..-. .- .-. -- / - --- .-- -. --..-- - .... . / - .-. .- .. -. / .-.. --- -.-. --- -- --- - .. ...- . --..-- .- -. -.. / - .... . / -.-. .- .-. .-. .. --. . / .. ... / -- .- -.. . / ..-. .-. --- -- / -. . .- .-. -... -.-- / .-. . ... --- ..- .-. -.-. . ... / - --- / -.-. ..- - / .. -- .--. --- .-. - / -.-. --- ... - .-.-.-
@mild crane

[mild crane]

Omg stop sending me morse code 😭

[worn pasture]

Lazy enough to translate it?
Here:
The progress of railway construction is just 20 precent finished,we need some funds to continue it,the railway which already finished constructed is only connecting the colony capital with a nearby farm town,the train Locomotive,and the carrige is made from nearby resources to cut import cost.

[mild crane]

Cool cool

[mild crane]

Ty

Alr i will send u some fund

[worn pasture]

We literally using 1890th Locomotive design and carriages for now.

Also a tunnel has been builded to pass an hills.

[digital igloo]

Interesting

So um

What have I missed

[worn pasture]

Could someone send me the current most updated map?

@mild crane where is the colony map?
Send it on WhatsApp

[swift sorrel]

Nothing

[digital igloo]

Alr if that's all

[snow crest]

All of them are pinned

All the important once and are most updates afaik

[worn pasture]

While diging the tunnel,we stumbled upon a deposits of coal and iron.

[snow crest]

Did you research?

And get the map from rtobby?

[worn pasture]

As i said we've found those deposit accidentally.

[snow crest]

No you need to research

And get the resource map from rtobby

Research takes 1 irl day

[worn pasture]

understanable, *ingnores the resources anyway

[worn pasture]

Which one?

[snow crest]

Hell send you something like this. This is my country map. It shows what resources ypu have available. You can searvh 144 pixels a day.

[worn pasture]

Gonna ping him now 🙂

[snow crest]

No do research

[worn pasture]

Understandable

[snow crest]

He shares map at 9pm at GMT+2 everday i think

So ye. I shall go rest now since i dont have enough time to sleep

[worn pasture]

Have a good rest my bunny

[snow crest]

Pedicularis resource search part 3 of 5 is completed. And research part 4 has started.

[worn pasture]

Started a research on this area.

Finished railway tracks: 🔴
Unfinished/planned railway tracks: 🔵

[dry vale]

Yadra finished the colony ship. After several days of preparations, it begins it's long path to islands below trolland

[dry vale]

(they were mine 😡😡😡)

(maybe we can split them)

[fading ether]

Damn ,I curious what my guys found in the 144p from yesterday till now (heil to the rttoby rp God)

[fiery dove]

Well, a troll from my country rickrolled your government

[digital igloo]

Oh

[worn pasture]

Priority: now connecting the colony capital with second largest city.

[digital igloo]

Well Department 5 (GDIMPS) of Pardingbury will investigate and find the page

14 provinces of Pardingbury will be focused in this investigation

[latent bluff]

Truly a shame this was done hours after it was needed

[digital igloo]

h

well then

[latent bluff]

Lol

[digital igloo]

lol

it was my sleeping time lmao

[latent bluff]

Understandable jaja

[fiery dove]

@latent bluff so, where we left off, was me and wilhelm sleeping and your investigatots raiding my yacht

[latent bluff]

That's correct, but I'll probably be off to sleep in a hour or so

[fiery dove]

Ah

I think we can continue later then, at morning for you

[fading ether]

(Let me slide in with some info found at the house of Wilhelm)

After a successful raid at the house of Wilhelm and his group , in the basement there where found some plans for a revolution.
-Wait what's that? A telegram? On a table there is a telegram with the inscription "From rebel Island , we need help"

[digital igloo]

who's wilhelm

wait nvm

i will just not join this, have fun lmao

[fading ether]

In one of the telegram with the title " @latent bluff needs to die , Help us "
they say that the rebel island it's on low food , they might capitulate soon.

[latent bluff]

Well not much I can do with that if it's still with you

[fading ether]

It's the leader of a group that wants to take down the government and make the country a Empire , he helped the troll to escape

[digital igloo]

ah

btw i just wanna say that Pardingbury accepts all refugees from the rebel island

[fading ether]

If there will be more disasters, a violent revolution is very possible here

[latent bluff]

ZIt's a shame they can't escape the blockade*

[digital igloo]

i mean they are just a bunch of civilian

[fading ether]

In the basement of the house there are boxes of letters and telegrams from rebel movements all across the world, the majority of them come from the rebel island , Maybe Evstorka will want to take a look at them for theyr little problem

[latent bluff]

Civilians what are those?

[digital igloo]

h

whatever you wanna do with them then

if they manage to pass the blockade, then we will accept them

[latent bluff]

Besides the constant shellings probably makes it hard for "civilian" life

[latent bluff]

Yeah we'd be more than happy too

[fading ether]

A new law has been approved by the King.
"All the prisoners will be held on the Island Gondor (if they mysteriously disappear nobody will know :) )"

[fading ether]

There will be a ship loaded with them that will go to your country

[latent bluff]

Wonderful

@fading ether once they get to me send me a ping (I'll respond once I wake up)

[fading ether]

K

[latent bluff]

(or of they get there soon I'll say up xD)

[fading ether]

A weird code was written on a wall with the name of @swift sorrel

10 1 16 1 14 5 19 5 2 15 13 2 5 13 16 5 18 15 18 4 5 1 4

(The code is A=1 B=2 C=3 etc... )

[winged pecan]

The Hamburg Times

King Burgerham has declared the United Kingdom of Hamburg-Solaris an empire spanning a big part of the world. As such, he has officially changed to the Hamburg-Solarian Empire(HSE).

"I, king Burgerham; king of Hamburg-Solaris and her expansive colonies, declare this nation to be an empire. We are now the Hamburg-Solarian Empire..."

Following this, he announced a temporary break from foreign affairs. Any foreign affairs shall be done by his foreign minister or chancellor @paper pulsar.

The reason for his temporary break is to focus on his health and on infrastructure projects.

"...Following this momentous occasion, I would like to temporarily step down from international relations to focus on the nation, its infrastructure, and my health. Fret not, your benevolent leader is still healthy, but I just need time to focus on myself."

@fiery dove I would like to change my nation's name to the Hamburg-Solarian Empire

Same flag, just under a new name

[winged pecan]

||watch this become a popular song 84 years from now||
also, ||.... - - .--. ... ---... -..-. -..-. .-- .-- .-- .-.-.- -.-- --- ..- - ..- -... . .-.-.- -.-. --- -- -..-. .-- .- - -.-. .... ..--.. ...- -...- -.. --.- .-- ....- .-- ----. .-- --. -..- -.-. --.-||

[fading ether]

Well someone alredy is going the Imperial Germany lore :)))

@paper pulsar is invited to talks with the King and the Crown council

[paper pulsar]

"do you live there?"

[fading ether]

?

[paper pulsar]

i will do that later

its like 3 am for me

[fading ether]

Ok

Just ping me

When you want to be informed of the past relation

[swift sorrel]

japanese bomb emperor dead
David the emperor is already dead

[digital igloo]

What

[fading ether]

Hey ask Wilhelm and his group for details

Not me

[swift sorrel]

If Jun Kato dies get ready for unforseen consequences

Heavy investment in everything Japanese Produced is approved by the State Secretaryl

[digital igloo]

Today at the annual meeting of the Pardingburian National Assembly, MP from Nichenkino province raised the question of whether they should raise the budget for the military. Some MPs agreed that they should but many MPs are against them, saying that "Pardingbury is still a newly industrialised country and there are still many problems to fix. The money should be spent on building more factories, railways, infrastructures for the citizens and to boost the economy of Pardingbury". Well then for now, Pardingburian budget for the military will stay the same and nothing interesting will happen for them for now.

[dry vale]

Ig 2 days are left

[digital igloo]

1 day is enough I think since 1 day irl=3 months rp

[fiery dove]

Yes, surprisingly, you are correct

[swift sorrel]

@fiery dove ello follow supporter of redirected i would like to Claim an funky island which can benefit both of us, our drunk Colonist's now occupy that island very cool yes?

[latent bluff]

It's a lovely day to shell some rebels

@fading ether did those documents get to me yet?

[fading ether]

Yea (I forgot to ping you)

[latent bluff]

Shelling intensifies

[autumn wyvern]

Depends are you a friend or foe

Do you like Pingu irl

[dry vale]

One second imma check if am I actually going to these islands

[fading ether]

Chose wisely, even if I am a isolationist country, I support Pingdom

[autumn wyvern]

[fading ether]

Military

[dry vale]

I do, he's cute

[autumn wyvern]

🤝

[dry vale]

Ig everyone agreed that small islands below trolland are free

[autumn wyvern]

Alright you pick whatever you like

[dry vale]

You meant the ones below pingdom?

[latent bluff]

@autumn wyvern don't fall for it he's about to go through revolution

[autumn wyvern]

Hmmm

[snow crest]

hmmm

[dry vale]

Who

[autumn wyvern]

I'm weary now

[latent bluff]

Well depending on who you believe

[autumn wyvern]

Look Pingu is all nice and all but let me tell you

[latent bluff]

King

[autumn wyvern]

You don't want to see his dark side

[snow crest]

satoo we are establishing a bakery in your country @swift sorrel \

[autumn wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-the-thing-fuck-you-tnt-dynamite-bomb-gif-21514948

[fading ether]

Someone summoned me?

[autumn wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-gif-25946339

[latent bluff]

Is that from the show lmao

Anyways we've shelled the rebel island practically out of existence soooo.... Evstotzka make a ground push onto the island

[swift sorrel]

oke

[snow crest]

:

[digital igloo]

Well I won't let that happen if that Simon you were talking about

[swift sorrel]

it was king, guess you didnt read

[digital igloo]

Oh

Alr then

[latent bluff]

Like I said I was talking about King

[digital igloo]

I see I see

[latent bluff]

Anyways after a minor fight Evstotzka takes back the rebel island with only a few deaths

[autumn wyvern]

I wish lmfao

It's a youtube parody I think

Although the actual show has some spooky stuff like the giant seal

[latent bluff]

Yeah that's true

@fiery dove great news we have taken control back of the Rebel island

[fading ether]

That only if the rtobby RP god makes more disasters

[swift sorrel]

emperor jun makes some changes to some laws

[snow crest]

What laws?

[swift sorrel]

laws against same gender relationships

and some other laws giving woman more rights

[snow crest]

:0

[fiery dove]

Cool

Quick brief on what to expect from 1904:
After the first quarter of the year, most of the ice will melt, but some of it will stay. Only in the north and south poles tho, so don't worry
We will be spinning a random disaster, however, if it lands on cold year again, then it'll be even colder, for about 5 years the cold will stay

[fading ether]

F

[swift sorrel]

good

thats fun

[snow crest]

rtobby is ready to torture us

[fiery dove]

Blood for the rtobby gods

[fading ether]

Yep

1 more day to wait till I get the results of my land research

[swift sorrel]

b

[fiery dove]

I agree

[swift sorrel]

thank you

[latent bluff]

Good thing we have kept working on the ice breakers

[snow crest]

And were making warmer clothes

Getting reasy for winter but extreme cold is really gonna throw iff the clotges designs

[fiery dove]

right so here's my plan for disasters

if there is a disaster occurring, it'll be the "lightest form"

but the second time the disaster occurs, there will be heavier consequences

and after that, there's a chance for a third time, which will lead to very heavy consequences, affecting the entire world

so for example, if i rolled cold winter again, it'd be cold for 5 years

and then if i got to roll it again, well, ice age

[snow crest]

Or lord xd

[fading ether]

we are dommed

[swift sorrel]

i will enjoy

[snow crest]

I shall torture my people

rtobby since my old population size was very understated what do you think would be a good population size for my country?

[swift sorrel]

@fiery dove is population 1.8 million okay

research on mountain express is going brr

[latent bluff]

As the Evstotzkain military searchs their former military base they discover the plans for their bomber are missing

[swift sorrel]

[fiery dove]

@latent bluff can we continue the troll hunt

[latent bluff]

Yep! If you're still around @fiery dove

[fiery dove]

alrighty

so let's say the night has passed at this point, and wilhelm and the troll are awake

[latent bluff]

The Investigators are doing their best to take shifts sleeping

[fiery dove]

We peek at the window, and see you still investigating our yacht.

or well, the investigators haha

-How do we even get back to our yacht? - asks the troll.

-I honestly don't know.

The troll is now looking through the backpack, in hopes of finding something useful. Then, he notices it. All this time, he had a little map booklet. He opens it, and gets a genius idea.
-You know, I have that pocket knife. I can just cut the ropes connecting this yacht to the port and just head off.
-But that's illegal...
-I know, but this entire journey is illegal.

After a 10 minutes of quiet rambling, Wilhelm went and sneakily cut the ropes connecting the yacht to the port. The yacht slowly starts sailing away, but then the winds pick up and topple the yacht. It slams into other yachts and starts a chain reaction, which ends up hitting the yacht where the investigators were at...

@latent bluff alright, the investigators are well... sinking, i guess

-Argh, you dumbass! Why didn't you raise the sails?
-All I had to do was cut the ropes!
-Isn't it common sense to raise the sails too?

-JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!

[latent bluff]

It wakes them up "ahhh!”
they look outside to see the what's happening
"We gotta get off this thing!"

[fiery dove]

-Chill, I know how to swim... geez...

[paper pulsar]

totally hamburg-solaris

Guys, its official. We will be colonizing Duck Island.

[fiery dove]

The troll proceeds to raise the sails of the yacht that started the whole chain reaction. Then, quite magically, the yacht raises up, Wilhelm hops on and we sail away.

[paper pulsar]

Hamburg-Solari Empire*

[latent bluff]

The Investigators are able to get off the sinking yacht with the map of areas they've yet to hit

[fiery dove]

The route is made.

-Well, now it's time for a long and boring journey.
-Wouldn't it be faster to just go the other way?
-They're onto me. It's risky. It's just better to go through the other side.

[paper pulsar]

the hell are the blobs

[fiery dove]

don't mind those

i simply marked them so i won't forget one thing

[latent bluff]

The Investigators decide to head back to base, so they can get more supplies

[fiery dove]

We wave to the investigators.

-Right, so are we going to starve now?

-I've got some food in my backpack. Stole it in some random store while we were in that world's bumhole.

And with the yacht, we sail through the Barrent Ocean. It's a long and boring journey, quite uneventful and in general, just not much of interest.

-That's a big wave.
-It sure is.
a few minutes pass...
-What's going on?

The venturers hit a small island.

(whoa)

[latent bluff]

Since the Investigators are abit to take a direct route home they make it back with little issue

[fiery dove]

The adventurers loot the island, grab some food and make fishing poles for themselves.

-Well, let's move on.

After a few days, the yacht boys reach Yadra.

[latent bluff]

Once back to the Union headquarters they try to figure out where the two could possibly be

[fiery dove]

-You stay here for a bit, Wilhelm.

I, using my last piece of telegram wire, connect to the network.

[latent bluff]

(So where are they now?)

[fiery dove]

in the socialist yadra commune

[latent bluff]

(Ah socialists)

[fiery dove]

@dry vale the horsehead troll sends your government a message: -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..-

I quickly move back to the yacht, to see Wilhelm gone.

-WILHELM!! - I shout.
He doesn't respond.
-WILHELM!!!!

Wilhelm pops out of the bushes.
-Oh, I was just taking a whiz.

[latent bluff]

(a what now 🤨)

[fiery dove]

okay

i'm not entirely sure if i used the phrase correctly

he was peeing in the bushes lol

[latent bluff]

Whiz

[fiery dove]

thanks

i'm not native so 😅

[latent bluff]

The other is nsfw haha

[fiery dove]

We sail out as we see men running over to us.

And so, after the entire trip, Wilhelm and I go back to my homeland, Horsehead Island. I take him to my little house, which is isolated in a little village in the mountains. Fortunately, I didn't get caught.

[latent bluff]

The Investigators work on a report about the whole thing and how he escaped... Twice

In the report they recommend to the Horsehead and Evstotzkain governments he be permanently added to their wanted lists until he is caught

[fiery dove]

I review my journal.
-Wow, that's... a lot.
I pause for a brief moment.
-Hey, Wilhelm, what do you think, should I make a book out of this?
-Why not?

[latent bluff]

At the recommendation of the Investigators from Horseland, Evstotzka makes the troll a permeant member of the most wanted list

[fiery dove]

-Hey, troll. Check out what I found in the mail.
Wilhelm hands me over a newpaper.

The Horsehead Journal
WANTED: some troll
He went all over the world... blah blah blah...

After reading all of it, the troll starts writing the book, compiling all stories from his journal and what he read in the newspaper.

To hide his identity, he obviously had to come up with characters of a different name.

[latent bluff]

The Investigators unfortunately become quite the joke giving the nature of everything that happened

[fiery dove]

After all of this, the troll, while presenting his book, reveals himself. The troll, under the name Theodore Simon Phaeger, finally tells everyone what he was up to. In fact, he was the very first person in Horsehead Island to travel to all countries! He gets cheered and everyone tells that he's a super brave guy and perhaps a national hero, showing how we simply don't care. The investigators in the crowd feel completely humiliated at this point.

The book, titled "Message Around the Globe", is an absolute bestseller in Horsehead Island and it's without a doubt a start of a new cultural reneissance within Horsehead Island.

[fiery dove]

@digital igloo it should be mentioned that we may or may not have left an empty body bag right outside your government offices

[remote cave]

avietnameseguy🎄 is AFK: SLEEP SLEEP - 6 hours ago

[digital igloo]

Wait what?

[worn pasture]

Nothing much happened in viëdestrat, let's became sleepy colony for a while.

Also, *sends some ship for taxes. @mild crane

[mild crane]

Good good 😁

[worn pasture]

Those ship is also include taxes for next year so we don't need to pay next years.

[dry vale]

Okay, since 1 day passed and ig it's enough

Yadran ship arrives at the top trolland island

And establishes the I'll name it later colony

Ilnamleter

That's the name now

[dry vale]

(forgot to reply) yadran government launches investigation

[fading ether]

@paper pulsar still waiting for when you are ready for talks

[paper pulsar]

oh i forgot

[fading ether]

Since we don't have the insurance of Gas , a new ship will be researched, aa ship with the increas of the armor to be able to break the ice. Sounds stupid but we hope it will work. It will be finished and started to be produced next year.

[latent bluff]

Also King since I am thinking about it, it seems like that counter faction in your land could be an issue for both of us

so if you ever want help with that let me know

[worn pasture]

@fiery dove I'm doing some research here.

[fading ether]

Since the cold is destroying our agriculture a new law was approved, all the fileds needs to be replaced with a "greenhouse" the construction it's simple , just a small walls a roof and something to make heat.

[winged pecan]

@worn pasture are you the indigenous people of continent D???

If so then I can grant my colony to be a protectorate instead to give you a bit more autonomy, but I'll have to get something in return(I dunno what yet so consider it free for now)

[worn pasture]

My character here didn't have a backstory yet.

[coral vine]

Governor of the State of Southern Randy (Eating the states of San Rafael Hills and some areas around it) allows a program named "Ice" which will ask 10,000 citizens from the state, every month, to adjust to the called by being sent to Manus Island.

Meanwhile, some occasional small floods test the capabilities of the floodwalls in Queensland River.

[worn pasture]

Anyway, phase 2 of railway construction is just started, connecting the colony capital to the country's Great plains.

[digital igloo]

@dry vale I think the ice surrounds your country is melted now eh?

If yes then our supplies ships will reach your country soon

[worn pasture]

🔴 = Finished
🟠 = under construction
🔵 = Planned.

[winged pecan]

Hmmm would you consider also expanding further into my colony of Boorgia? I want to improve my colony's infrastructure without having to use up much of my nation's manpower.(area circled)

Wait let me get a better pic

[winged pecan]

If you do so I will provide funding

[worn pasture]

We've just an sleepy colony,maybe we build a railway to border until it reaches any permanent settlement near the border.

But we still focused on the finishing several phase first, connection to other colony would be later.

[dry vale]

Yeah I already made a colony

[digital igloo]

Alr

Supplies from Pardingburian are coming to your country

[dry vale]

@fiery dove requesting research of the top island

[dry vale]

Thanks

[digital igloo]

Also your president will visit my country soon

[dry vale]

What are your resources btw

[digital igloo]

Rn, the supplies consist of foods, weapons, construction materials and equipments

[dry vale]

I meant on your land

Maybe there is something I could send to you too

But I doubt I have something you don't

(want some potassium salt?)

[digital igloo]

Sure

[dry vale]

yadran government builds facilities to extract potassium salts

[winged pecan]

In that case mind if we connect your railway with our railway instead?

[swift sorrel]

the girlfriend of Jun the emperor ;)

kjiin seija go brr

also maybe an painting of the emperors window view

somewhere

[snow crest]

Yes pretty

[winged pecan]

I should ask your architects to design my retiring home

[snow crest]

Sameee

[swift sorrel]

||also this an painting of an new harbour we gonna make|| @snow crest

[snow crest]

:00

[winged pecan]

watch me purchase the painting someday at an auction

[swift sorrel]

someday

come lets visit our old shrine

[winged pecan]

and we shall rebuild it

[swift sorrel]

what about this

[winged pecan]

I'll take it

[swift sorrel]

oke

guess you will have new place for you leader

@snow crest jun invites you to visit the sakura tree in her house garden

[winged pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-clap-taiga-aisaka-toradora-gif-11233523

wonderful

[swift sorrel]

the past predicts the future

[winged pecan]

2030?

[swift sorrel]

ye

[digital igloo]

Best PC setup

[winged pecan]

ok off topic but I no joke wanna make that in theotown despite it being a bit impossible

[swift sorrel]

@snow crest since we dont know your budget we propose this

interior

@winged pecan this is your dock now yes?

[winged pecan]

For now

[swift sorrel]

our painting man made this a few years ago

want to own the painting?

[winged pecan]

I'll take it

[swift sorrel]

only 50k

it will be worth more soon anyway

[winged pecan]

also, I think you may have the date wrong, the port of Hamburg looked like that around 100 years ago

Hamburg is far more industrialized now

[swift sorrel]

hm

[winged pecan]

But it is nice to see what it looked like in my youth

[swift sorrel]

guess it was our famous painter

back in the past

[winged pecan]

I'll purchase it

for triple the price

[swift sorrel]

alright

[winged pecan]

150k is good?

[swift sorrel]

ships the painting on imperial battleship

yes its good

[winged pecan]

alright

I'll also be paying for the fuel of the battle ship till it arrives here

[swift sorrel]

the route it will take

[snow crest]

Ill send my king and queen :)

[winged pecan]

duly noted

[snow crest]

The EEZ xD

[winged pecan]

I'll be travelling from the Boorgia colony to there shortly

[swift sorrel]

also we will gift you this take recipee when it arrives

[winged pecan]

our locals will love it

[swift sorrel]

since we are allies with the north we can pass threw their eez so this will be our routes

[dry vale]

Yadra builds 2 more colony ships to colonize two islands left (they already have some resources prepared so it won't take long)

[snow crest]

Yummi cake

[swift sorrel]

plus its free

;]

@winged pecan Is your eez free to us too?

[winged pecan]

It's free to anyone

[swift sorrel]

good

[winged pecan]

as long as nobody causes a scene or a comotion

[old yoke]

We have started to research cruser named “Midilli”. We will start researching more ships in the near future and continue to modernize old ships.

[fiery dove]

Sup my fellow roleplayers

[swift sorrel]

for us its free if you are allies, neutral \ non friends have to pay

sub rtobby

[fading ether]

Sorry to say @winged pecan but your PM sucks , it's the second irl day where we wait him for a meeting with the king to be informed of our plans and projects

[winged pecan]

I apologize, I have been planning on returning to business after I receive some precious goods.

[swift sorrel]

@fiery dove we went threw your eez so we gift you this

[winged pecan]

I will take his place when I do receive the goods

[fiery dove]

In our eez you get slightly taxed, with a few exceptions:
If you're an ally, you get a cookie
If you're an enemy (socialist too) you get taxed a lot

[fiery dove]

Ok, we give you cookie

[old yoke]

We are starting pre-tests before product it

[swift sorrel]

alright our crew will enjoy it

if you allies with the japanese you get free asian food recipes ;) if we pass threw your eez

[winged pecan]

I would like to introduce you to our future battleship: the HSS Aachen
Construction will begin in a month

[swift sorrel]

ah yes

SMS Hessen

SMS roon is cool

[old yoke]

(6 is great, 5 is good, 4 and 3 are mid, lower is completely failing)

Proll

[winter nimbus]

You rolled a 5!

[old yoke]

Okay this is good, we will start to product it today

[winged pecan]

The HSS Aachen will be the last ship of its class before we start development on a new type of ship. It will be accompanied by its sister ship, the HSS Solari

[swift sorrel]

1898 battleship is will be dismanted and refitted into an new ship

IJN Shikishima

unless somebody wants it

[winged pecan]

Mind if I purchase it ???

[swift sorrel]

how much are you willing to pay?

Sendai class is offically finished in construction

same with IJN Nisshin / Tsushima

[winged pecan]

Hmmm...

what price would you give it?

[swift sorrel]

since its post ww1 and used during the civil war we had is 35k decent price

[winged pecan]

I'll take it

[swift sorrel]

constuction on an new type of battleship is underway

but since she is special we are changing her design now

so who knows

she should be finished in 1910

research in ships has increased, now some parts will be finished way sooner then expected

[winged pecan]

Heh I see my artillery right there

[old yoke]

Also, as the Brandenburg class battleship, we are investigating the battleships Barbaros Haytin and Turgut Reis. We hope they will be strong ships. We will make improvements to armor.

[digital igloo]

Z235 factory finished the first ice-braking ship just in time for all the ice melted

It looks like they wont produce it for now but to keep developing the ship

[paper pulsar]

not bad

[paper pulsar]

basicaly cyberpunk

[paper pulsar]

no pollution plz

[winged pecan]

Unfortunately it is polluted

We are an industrial powerhouse after all

[paper pulsar]

damnit

lets not cause climate change

[swift sorrel]

Its 1903 nobody cares about climate change

[winged pecan]

We start worrying about it in 1950

[paper pulsar]

do you want climate change to have affect 100 years later

[paper pulsar]

so basically the time irl when it was too late

[winged pecan]

Technically no