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Oki
where old caledonia
near Indonesia
oh no, fr*nch moment
Jk im not from new caledonia
Old Caledonia?
No
Lmao
lmao
lmaO
Lmau
I live in China...
Oh no hide yo legs
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How many social credit do you have?
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Immediate social credit jokes
I love the internet
Is Taiwan a country?
yes
ofc
what is taiwan
Thai one?
state maybe?
I love the internet ๐
MY TRUE HOME COUNTRY IS THE PHILIPPINES, not lying this time
In rizal
flexing my -99999 social credit 
San mateo
Flexing simulator
Not saying my address
H
I live in @grim arch house
Lol
i live in the land of tutel as Malaysians call it 
But soon, I will move to UAE with my mother
In the basement
" taiwan is a country "
" there is protesting and massacre in tianmen square in the 19's "
" i have 2 sons "
" i wasted my 7 hours to games "
noice
In my closet
Flex
man i hate that stereotype
Land of tutel, do u have tutel in your house
And my dad stays in the philippines with my grandma
H
no i do not live near the coast, prolly 20 kilo from my home
So im seperated from my dad and grandma

all them fishermen prolly got a tutel in their home
I live in a coastal city in the Philippines but have to travel a ferry to the island beside the city just to take a swim in the beach
zamn

Davao
ahh yes
damn i just noticed that all of my grandma and pa are dead ( 1 grandpa is still alive )
not sharing address but good guess
ok
I used to catch crabs in the ricefields, one day the crabs shed their shell, I tried picking it up but I crushed it accidentally
Lol I already know
"accidentally" 
life
oh yeah I remember
๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฌ ๐ง
Hm
for the last time jack that is not how you take off
E
h
god dang kundasang is beautiful love it so much anyways not my pic 
What the Deutsch doin
Nice sheep you got there
Cow
Ok and?
one thing much of the world has that both the US and Philippines don't have:
universal healthcare
Wait really?
zamn
you got no free healthcare?
It's not as bad as the US is it?
clearly a joke clearly a joke clearly a joke
we have PhilHealth but it only subtracts like PHP15k from a PHP500k hospital bill
1usd = pretty much 50php
but it can fluctuate to 48php depending on conditions
either way u get the idea
i thought it was 16.78php
I forgor where landing strip is
oh ๐
Engine ded e
rip
rip plane engine
Oh noes, stukas
Just use Wirbelwind smh
Ok and
h

man i hate it
nice
tanks
umm, excuse me, wth are you talking about
ok?
show some respect to the countries, not you only, everyone should show some respect to others
example: brtish ๐คข, British๐, frnce๐คฆโโ๏ธ, france๐
ok, maybe I'll show some respect to those countries
but no mercy to r**sians
uhhh, whatever
And hohols
nice now I'm legally fully vaccinated , my vaccinations certificate is now valid
nice
ok
People ๐คฎ
Life ๐คฎ
russian is speaking
-โช---------------- 0% ๐
True
nice

the
i need to wait till the 20th to get my second dose 
dose of what
after the 20th you have to wait 14 days till it's valid
14
ah yes
real
2 weeks
Dietz
h
Dietz noten
sigma male grindset
the
bofacao
probably, I'm not sure, ask to others xd
su... sup... super...
when your mom says to park

Imagine playing Genshin
Also to be fair if you only look at social media then it's agreeable
I'm not
gayshit infarct
Guoba
when you hear your mom say"pumpken pie"When it's thansgiving
Guoba
true
guoba?
He's a god
Guoba is the best character
it's a bear
yes
Bear
Russian bear
No
How tf is Tesla typing
Whos pfp
your
Its a smoking bug
still better rain than remastered gta
if you watched that show , you'll understand that gif
When your mom and your dad do not let you into there room
Ok
Memes go in #rubbish-bin
true
no trash in general
chad isn't trash
Yes
I never said it is
Uh
Isnt just anyone from the plugins?
No, I'm a random guy on discord
Ok
true
true
He is just anyone
That sounds weird
bcs he is?
no
U forgot the caps
ok and?
Thanks Pidroid
wanna get down?
...
istock
like my Kawakaze pfp ja
No
okay come in bot spam
i will telegram you the anime girl


you'll like it don't worry
let me delete my telegram
h
Toast
what third country banking system is that
My question is can you please remove the DSA?
its a payslip
quin making bread
Not possible
Then I asked if you guys can please remove the DSA
Why?
Not possible
Bc some people may don't know what it dose. like 2 months ago I spawned bc I didt what a DSA what do then a werid
Green thingy pop up at my screen and said about the DSA but when I noticed that it said that the DSA may put disasters in my old city so please remove the DSA
All disaster mechanics are the same across other game features
like missle silos can summon UFOs and meteorites
Then why did Blue flower add disasters
Ask blueflower employees
Where
when developer tries to scam people to not remove a feature
lol
Then I will just ask him on google play

It's optional and fun, don't ask for it to be removed.
I'm not asking, he is asking
ok and?
Replied to wrong person, lol
ok and?
im funi now 
stand up comedian
Alright Just Told Him

here where
long enough i guess xd
h
Also I think it only causes disasters if you arm the silo with the nuke/missile
ye 
Ok I see
ive been here since march actually but just started chatting in august 
when you can't get you want
https://media.tenor.com/images/b3b5c24fc7e9e097d9aa56577efebcb9/tenor.gif
scam?
what did you understand from that sentence, I'm not serious of course xd
trick, scam whatever, my English is not enough sometimes
honda?
that's not an banking system
that's my payslip
based erk
rn i have 738 bucks on my savings account
i now have enough to buy the steam deck when it comes out in February
I can hear it
you wont
why not?
Xiangling statue coming out on january for 309
buy me a forza horizon 5 key lol
lol

no , buy it with your own money
buy me ddlc+
You already own it
proof
i play it

that's proof
That's not proof
too bad
this you?
no, that's the game developer
then I'll buy it for myself
nah that's stupid
reminded me of skipper from Planes movie h
debate.
The B7A2 Ryusei is was an planned plane for japanese carriers
but by that time no carrier could fit it
since the carriers that could were sunk
here more hot prop planes
here an Zero fighter , the most feared prop planes
modern prop plane ๐ณ
Which one?
let me find that boat plane then
Rescue boat plane?
it was an fighter so no
The tip of the pencil almost hit my eye
0C2U kingfisher
Hi
Lol War Thunder = Air bullying land vehicles and tanks
air bullying planes
Boat i want
or her , she's nice too
hmm , she is 97 bucks
or over 600 if you use DHL lol
imagine using DHL
H
Ahh yes November
Novemebr
That time of year when men don't--
men dont what
Eh you'll find out someday
Dont cook
Cook
We don't but nuts
What so bad about cooking
Dont eating nut
They dont cook nuts
And they dont eating it
We don't eat donut
And nuts
but
Yeq
y3s
Everything related to nut
Thats what we r talking about
I just ate donut yesterday ๐
Yesh
@ripe slate f
Seriously? I think Kudzu is just acting
.3.
-3-
. -.
โข3โข maybe
What? We r just not allowed to eat nuts
Come on even this innocent looking doggo knows about it
Sometimes I love how apple added kaomojis to the Japanese keyboard
@gritty sand hahaha
| (โข โกโข)|
๐ bred
(โ อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)โ
Since you guys wont tell me, Im gogling it instedg
This kaomoji hits hard, feel free to copy it:
๏ผฟ|๏ฟฃ|โ
Dont eat nuts and donuts๐คฌ ๐ก
Thats it
Fasting
Yea
lol ouch
No offense to the users
Wait u really didn't know?!?!
b r u h
Jk im pretending ๐
Lmao knew it
what now
Nvm
Y e s h
I was supposed to watch a 3 hour movie
Snyder cut of the Justice League is 4 hours 2mins
I s e e
For the 12th time
rewatching that thing a lot of times huh
Lol
zamn i gorgor to do my math homework 
same
its due now lel
imagine doing hw
IKR
I gorfor to watch
waiting for Kelantan's school to open 
what fasa is kelantan rn tho?
3 mabe
hmm i see 
idk i don't live in kelantan
kek i thought you do
Insomnia irl is a pain
i live in Terengganu lel
I drank coffee and I couldn't sleep for a month
penyu 
keropok lekor supremacy ๐ฅด
. What
exactly
a delish one too
O I see 2 Malaysians fighting for supremacy yes?
oo no no we're talking abt keropok lekor
What's that?
keropok lekor + lingham sauce = ๐ฟ
Dammit I just ate now am hungry before sleeping
but tbh i heard keropok lekor is made from the poops of the fishe ๐ฅด

lel
imagine living in KL
What wrong with caps

The weirdness of that reminds me of soup number 5
School ๐
me having a sarawakian, johorean and nogori grandparents: ๐ณ ๐ฅด
zamn multistates ๐ณ
indeed
Imagine living ๐ฟ
crinj
My fam's from Macau but most of them now reside in Iloilo and Sarangani
but i was born not as Malaysian sadge
Very
F
zamn
Me having bad geography = What's the meaning of these names

Macau=Asian Vegas
murica momento
Iloilo, Sarangani = provinces of the Philippines
Oh no here goes American stereotypes
kek
Patriot detected
Oh no time to eat burger while holding shotgun
my grandparents are from Kelantan all of em 
Time to go back to school with ak
i think my late grandpa used to married a kelantanese if i don't forgor, and hence i have kelantanese fam as well๐ฉ
Hills youre krinj
zamn
The only well known weapons my country's known for are the Bolo and Balisong and ironically the Balisong is slowly getting illegal here
Yes you are aowkaowkoake
alah
Self burn that's rare
the indo laugh ๐ฟ
Oh no wkwkwkwwk
all of my cringe friend laugh like that when we chat
Oh no I have revealed my identity
Anyone still remember this
Awokawokawok
yes i do
Yahahaha hayuk
i mean my friends as well๐ฅด
Hayuk
Krinj
LMAO
Imagine having friends
crinj
Wait, you have friend?
Imagine imagining
they think they're indonesians when they say: "woi anjir goblok"
How
lmao yess
Ah yes, I'll say "Scheiรe" and boom I'm German
Also why
man i hate it when ppl starts telling me i look like a chinese
oop im starting to reveal my identity, cringe
If Malaysia has Sambal Belacha(sorry if mispelled), Philippines has bagoong, what does Indonesia call their shrimp paste?
belacan ๐ณ
We don't have that
Me having dark skin and getting mocked, getting called the n word
๐ณ
The the
I got called arab lol
Hello
my friends mocked me aswell for looking chinese 
Terasi
talking about Germany, idk Germany is trending all over southeast asia kek
Don't worry you at least have d n word pass
Damn
hallo
zamn
Ello
SHE'S 12?!
zamn
Delet
๐
I swear when I was in Thailand many people mistaken me to be Malaysian or Indonesian
ZAMN
sadge
Where do you come from again? Filipino eh?
Yes
Yes we do look alike
I have tanned skin, black hair, but because of my face. Im called chinese, korean, or Japanese
optimum pride
Ahh yes hello bradah
Damn
Uwe eh eh eh eh
๐ฅด
when the chat is SEA
ASEAN
ikr
Oh she--
I did not expect this tbh
Hand reveal 2.0
when the hand reveal
Body reveal
h
I expected Russians and Europeans
Lol
Hand reveal 3.0 dropped soon
Hmm actually I think it's cuz it's early in Euro
very sad, my sis once got ppl speaking full mandarin to her bcs she looked 100% chinese lmao
dropped arson holy-
๐
Dropped arson
Expectation: Americans, south Americans, and a little bit of southeast asia
Reality: Southeast asians
๐ฟ
Warcrimes at home yes?
yes 
WHEEZ
๐ณ
yes
Hand reveal 3.0 postponed
What
Baltz face reveal
I don't speak Chinese
Thats korean..
๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ
I dont speak squid game
I can't speak croissant
ae
most malays now be white or fair looking then people will think they're chinese/japanese/korean #factsnoprinter
oh look a south american
I dont speak abobus
hallo andrew
Helo Andrew
Davao is more of that Chinese/Japanese city cuz much of the peeps I meet are fair skinned
Bedroom reveal
helo soupp and Baltz
Blacc screen
no its black for real
What
exactly they trying so hard to get that fair skin looks
me using amoled: indeed it's VERY blacc
LOL
generation these days ๐ถ
the
I don't understand, smh imo tanned skin is hotter
Where's the bed
society
Daek
The entire neighborhood is dark
atleast soul society doesn't approve this
ikr
Hair reveal
full body reveal is next
And hand
and feet
skin cell reveal (revealed as a drawing) (taken from google images)
E
Interesting
M
H
Mask reveal
why link๐๐
Might do later ๐
mask reveal
that's the point of the mask is,
Already full body
hills would smile for hours at a tim
flushed
time
but you already see the feet
h
Oxygen reveal stolen from googlo
Which one are you guys๐
I'm non
Midtone asian right here
I forgor ๐
Idk
alien
Tanned Asian
Im tanned-asian
tanned asian for me
Lol
๐
My cousin is pallor-Asian
pallor asian moment
๐
๐
thats why ig
desktop reveal
Im tanned Asian, My color is the 3rd one๐
chiba prefecture
m
windows 11 ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ
Trol
diorang kaya 
yes.
hwat
change this as your desktop background next ๐ฅด
No
lmao
I like troll face
ok
Food
Fod
is that noodles with rice or?
Me when calories + calories
Rice with noodle
Phone reveal
More like app reveal
Lol
fan temperature reveal
comptuer
Its good
me. from epic games for free
Same
flex
Wait... Ace Attorney is mobile?
Moment
Roof reveal anyone?
clash royale
zamn you play COC
phone reveal
fancy
Hugh Jdnfnfnfnrey
Gacha club and cookie run kingsom was downloaded by my 10 year old cousin
Kot rivael
Wall reveal
:0
my phone reveal
kot
Oh god
Also pants I guess
lmao lots of pic
Imagine using glitchy aร pc creator
No
when the
don't worry have my PC but i only play certain games there
Mini mod momento
I thought we had the same phone for a second
๐ฅด
folders reveal
Imma get some cra'er mate
what's your phone tho?
orange
oyennn
bruh
Hauwei Y9
Doggo
Honor 8X
Kot reveal + carpet reveal
And toe reveal
cute doggo
ye
Animal abuse
what the dog-
the pensive look
What did you do
I gave the dog grapes
Omg
WHY GRAPES
Phone and body reveal
cat reveal
OMG
What did she do? Poop.
smh spreading legs already
I created loop
Its a joke
infinite loop
Very distinguished
why is the general at the lowest category
Good
catto
Lol better than dead chat
not gentleman, she is a beautiful lady
oyen
Ebcaysd
Ok
big oyen
chonk oyen
I have oyen
same
Kocheng oyen
my oyen fluffy tho the tail
zamn
Bag and study desk reveal
Since when is this chat so active tf
Since computer hiagroet
, the massive insttcyoon of the, yes
When there is Baltz, there is chat
second oyen almost similar to mine
Supposedly
mine is better
Its the same kot
when the
my laptop bag reveal
White eyes
Chat reveal
sorry broski, we talking about orange cats here
I thought it says "Monsieur"
Troll reveal
Lets go
yeh ig so
monster
not my phone. this is supposed to be a tablet.
When the-
when the fancy bag 
mine is still better
google drive
I ododod not hace stroke wjen Typnmhnh
clearly
ok broski
Mine is better
Because chonky
Arguably so
chonky oyen the best
are you a tablet or phone make your choice
device: i dont know lol
Headphone and belt reveal
about tablet
belt
Ur-anus reveal
belt flashbacks
Is this Spaneesh?
Nice wallpapers innit?
yepp
nope
You've gotten into boarding school or college or something?
nani desuka
I feel like I'm holding a cheaper and bigger Xperia phone
E
Wallpapers in my bedroom
yes just this year
epic experience
inside of my bag reveal xd
Which one? The college or boarding school
opp
Lmfao
Epic
Adidas hat reveal
Community college?
hj
NOOO
We still have arctic
Feet reveal
Blood reveal
send to huge jeffreys xd
floor reveal
E
H
zamn, that quality reveal
Adidas bag reveal
abibas
Money
E
The heck
Yo?!? Ripped apart
table torture
weird banana reveal
The
Wat
Deformed banan
gosh ive figured out what it's called, a junior college also
Yes
Lmfao inglish
England
i went to the junior college for a reason 
wth happened with your table
I can't spek eng landd
Shoe and sock
shล
43
shล
Art
Yes
Clearly
beautiful art
You majored in Inglish?
same
can you speak English?
A
T
Children
F you!
Stain
ikr
:0
Skary
๐ฅด
no inglish
ken yu spik inglish sir?
basically, this junior college is a high school but with a fancy name
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i will buy Ju-87 G-2 or G-1 they almost the same