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no no
for example
i got mine set to 5:30
and when i skip it, it rings agan after 5mins
and again in 5mins
again in 5mins
until i turn it off
No, I mean, I cancel the alarm, I turn it off
what if you cancel the 3 alarms?
Also, cancel the alarm is more easy, I just have to swipe the screen and done
bruh just connect your phone to a mega bass speaker and wake your whole house
Well, F
I'm thinking in use the Google alarm app to connect it to Google Assistant
So... Like at 6:30 AM
-Volume 100%
-Play Rock in Spotify
-Done
Emmm...
You know what?
Goes to play store
play rock like rock or rock actor?
Hai.

pong ping and 
:Р
hm

stop
hm
♿
It worked, not the first time because I forget to save the changes I made to the Google Assistant routine, but after like 2 attempts more it started to play music at high volume
Now I will go back to sleep
so uhh
im playing animal crossing and my one of my villagers just walked up and helped me water the flowers
Yea
the detail in this game i swear
It is dead for years now
bruh wot
The activity on that game has been almost like fall guys
its animal crossing
If I'm being honest
Yes I know
it doesnt go through phases of popularity, i still play damn wild world from time to time
mm
you get what i mean tho
Africa cries rn
game isnt dead ust bc you dont see it in media
this #games message
yes
animal crossing is more of a hobby than a game lets be real
My son had two Leghorns named Flame and Torch, named after Minecraft torches and the fact that Minecraft had swimming chickens. Torch and Flame were loved and lived a life of love, companionship, comfort, and luxury for chickens. Torch is the star of this video.
My son would stay with them after school and on the weekends in his free time. He w...
he float
he not drown
I setted my breakfast at 3:30 minutes and almost setted it on fire
lol
feelsbadman
Also the plate was at least °50
seems like celsius
C
yeah
I burned my hand
i feel like today is actually friday the 13th even though it's friday the 14th
my toaster almost got caught on fire
1 day off
Mao I didn't even know what day it is today
An experiment that uses hardware security keys (like a YubiKey) to replace CAPTCHAs completely. The idea is rather simple: if a real human is sitting at their keyboard or uses their phone, they can touch their security key’s button or bring it near their phone to demonstrate that they are human.
4th one of the month, biggest one, which way should I kill it?
Its bigger in person
Now im scared to go near it, how should I kill it? Also, its almost behind to toilet.
I dont like spiders too but they actually dont harm you and help you killing other insects like mosquitos which have way higher kill rate
but yes I dont really feel comfortable near them too
So cute.
when I turned on the 8k meme!!!
#8kmeme
#pcburned
#pc exploded
Flent
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im kinda aracnophobic , id say kill it tbh (Dont hate me)
what the fuсk
I hate spiders
I know they kill other insects and help us, but they look like something out of the 9th ring of hell
*Australia sits in the corner *
Posted in #language-bar
no
stop
nice
Oh my god..
Pog
sounds like a nice place
how
i have privileges
Wow man feels like home
God that scared me when I was looking at hte new texts
Or you will be cancelled
Im on mobile so I dont know how to put the circle letters besides @
memes go into #rubbish-bin
uh oh
The26#5688 has been warned: dodging automod
my first actual warn!
oof
🥳
@broken estuary man.. stop posting spiders image
Thats the one from today
Dc
I dont think thats good
i mean, only 1 actual warning in like 3 years isn't bad
@night sentinel congrats
I had warnings only when I was new to Discord which is like
1.5 years I think
i have only one warning as well
Or just 1
same lol
Im here since this year
||my multiple warnings and one? kick doesn't count||
I have a lot
h2o
Same but they're old
O2
watch out before you wake up quin
fu©k
Language!
no
thanks The26
Pwarn 705558488616665099 dodging automod
You need to be at least a junior moderator to run this command!
hah
haha newfag lol cringe
smh
how to get ban from this server
step 1. @Dominykas#0001 you're an doo doo head
R or B?
step 2. laugh
step 3. burn your family and your house
sounds like trollge tutorial
step 4. go to step 1
cover yourself with oil
burn yourself
*cover yourself with fire-resistant oil
cover yourself in semtex
cover yourself in vilnius, bosnia and herzegovina
Cover yourself in baby oil
may i precise
vilnius and BiH or vilnius that is in BiH?
cover yourself in ______
I'm bringing in troops...
understandable
have a nice day
cover yourself in something i guess
Jokes about Serbia, BiH are low.
cover yourself in cover
where are his nipples
📸
they were violently cut off during the undersea genocide
ok
yes
sey
Sweeney
guys i need help
i need the word for something,
it is in a restaurant and there's self-service
so you take food from the [....]
@worldly carbon
tray?
highly doubt it
YES
how about hay
i think it's a microwave
i wa slooking for the word for 15mins
baking tray maybe
either works
sounds like mp3
its a actually a mp3 lol
ᵃᵐᵒᵍᵘˢ ˢᵘˢ
I was at electircal doing wiring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYLxNkeRGM 🤔 interesting I should watch
We found the biggest rock we could carry and dropped it off this bridge. When it hit it sounded like an explosion.
for real
why cant we say 4 letter word that has the same meaning like poop but we can say ass
ass is worse
You mean shit?
yes
Oof

strange stuff
Uhh, good question.
dang thats worse
and how the hell you didnt been warned
he is mod
I'm the chosen one
or somet...
yes
shıt isnt a bad word..
Im just trying to figure out which word he meant
I just wanted to write "I know no * * * * about coding, I will try to learn lua for TT first and then maybe other stuff too"
bruh I have the magnicifent "ı" in my keyboard 😎
anyway, we all are 13+, why should we even bother about swear words
it would be their problem if they see those words
so true
yeah
why this candy looks so fked up
I was expecting something colorful as on the packaging
but not this brown something
oh my.
it looks like it is used and refilled with something else for more profit
jk jk it is probably coca cola flavored
mhmmm...
the candy looks kinda suspicious 😏
What
a pine
you want Photoshop, you got it
Not cute
Rich not cute
So hamster?
no
The quokka, also known as the short-tailed scrub wallaby () (Setonix brachyurus), the only member of the genus Setonix, is a small macropod about the size of a domestic cat. Like other marsupials in the macropod family (such as kangaroos and wallabies), the quokka is herbivorous and mainly nocturnal.Quokkas are found on some smaller islands off ...
Mhm
Blz Fde
Mas não vem falar Inglês não :)
I destroy a city 
oh no
i prohibit you from bullsquidding
it sure has, minecraft, i just learned the word "bullsquidding"!
minceraft
dedication
here, take a 4k image of spiderman pointing at himself
kentucky is kola's alt exposed

@gritty sand um
my sense of humor hit its lowest
lol
Oh
If I can do university stuff, I will give my love to TheoTown community
but university stuff not looking like going to end well, anyways good night
Hello
now i can make weird stuff with my graphics editor
https://github.com/white-grudov/graphics_editor
if someone wants to know how bad i am at programming and read some comments in ukrainian
Fax

I got hit by this cyclist while walking in the forest, about a month ago.
I was walking uphill, texting back to a friend. When he comes flying down at high speed, from a little path to my left.
About 6-7 seconds before the crash I booth heard and saw him...and took an extra step to the right.
Not exacly sure what he did, but he crossed the hol...
Sweden.
lol
lol
k
oh no
please, no
already here
I haven't updated discord on my laptop and phone.. yet..
what if i dont know how to breathe? checkmate 
you srsly took around 2mins to type that out?
i just woke up give me a break
lol
i can type that quickly even when awake and mobile
bruh same
feelsgoodman
white keyboard?
dangit
easier to see against the dark background
cringe
i use a white keyboard on light mode
ah yes auto mode
dont sue me over my phone keyboard
i've always had the white keyboard lol
1 like and i turn on windows light mode
Ohh a fellow AoE2 player
.
-1 likes
an actual physical is better than my phones weird ass touch screen
hm yes
gradient keyboard
yes
-2 likes
"aegis"
isn't it +1?
uh?
yes
Eg
okay i will turn on windows light
coomcord
font is actually better this way bruh
looks like windows
brian union?
h it is saturday and i got teams notification
forgot to screenshot lmao
lol
nice
teachers got no mercy
Hmm yes
i approve
how do I change it?
is that siftkey keyboard
nuke belarus and youre done
woah political
👮
teams notifications give me ptsd
"
y² + y² = y^4
now this is epic
my lecturers make us say "hi" at the beginning of each lesson and you just get a wave of notifications while your trying to setup shiz
hm yes
cease you
gee
man
y'all are lucky to have fancy keyboards
man
gut job
to flex mostly
lol
flex your adobe products?
no meme or maybe you can call it one
maybe
xd
@twilit scarab
lol

Gut gemacht
ok you want to hear a funny story
gee eye ef
H my friends say /jif/
animated picture @vapid hinge
one of my old photography teachers made us save into jpeg and didnt like png
find me an animated picture
animated more like
im glad i dont go to their classes anymore
I said me
enjoy neko
not you
me
maybe
mp4
mp4
Mp5
aa my chairs cold
man
i need a gif
the curse of having the window open
my radiatior is behind my desk with a bunch of misc wires around it, and a tv above it. i only have it on medium when i need to
am i a slow reader?
eh, idfk
@twilit scarab judge me
@alpine tide
you all stop simping
o
i simp for @twilit scarab
i think he is cute
evolution
i pinged ja 😳
expensive figures

looks like dominykas has a girlfriend
are you cheating on me @twilit scarab
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

how dare you
now we rolling
249 quids
I'm married, ok?
it do be expensive
Kola
i want to go to court with you now
remind me to make :whykfcwhy:
Show him the wedding pictures

@dark crag no
say paul, what happened to sam
this is briliant

my wife, @twilit scarab is cheating on me


that is briliant
but I like this

















































same
ah yes
🤔
Kola
Show kfc wedding pictures
kfc wedding? eh?
my wedding pictures to kfc
everyone knows kola for his top notch kfc photography skills
hey guys

that was lobby and i dont have the image on hand at all times
if thats the image you mean
Pban @full jasper
You need to be at least a moderator to run this command!
o
found it
hi lobby
yeah
what is that bruh
that was lobby
I was marrying Ene
the best time of rick astley life
No idea who took the picture
me
why is the top screen corrupted/weird
so who's lobby?
e?
broken screen
nintendo switch issue
noob
it had a problem with minecraft and taking screenshots
your politics bore me
kentuckyism is best
dsa best
knew it
bri'ish
innit
pinguism best religion
don't @ me
@night sentinel
anonymous alcoholics
@night sentinel
bri ish listening to bri ish music
who's llamafan67?
you probably know tommyinnit george and wilbur
smh
thats a bit ruud innit bruv
hmm
minecraft youtube crigne
i know bri'ish are crigne
the time tcu was great
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Harry Potter is a post graduate milkman from South Ealing, who struggles to pay back his crap student loans. After getting bailed from Watford Prison, he s...
wow
lol
the time s9 didn't ruin tcu
nice
i dont like harry potter but its probably right, and i live in the south of england
the hell taker demon stands out
trains cost as much as your entire life savings
@twilit scarab is there a possible chance to ask for a temporary loser role in this serber
i remember that house aaa
in sebtember maybe
how about a full loser role
the ssame
h
I used to rule the sheep economy, y'know
sheep aBUSe i will call pETA
feels bad man
🤔 🤔
gross, lobby's sheep farm is bigger
lmao
sure
let's cremate @night sentinel
ah don't worry, that totally has nothing to do with pinguism-
rgb costs too much
ah yes
oh
rgb expensive
"One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!" -Minecraft
craft
edition
craft
one day
Manual labour
this feels weird
the manual labor was great to watch
@night sentinel 1 or 2
or
oh no remains be hiding
lol correct
correct answer
someday in the future
god i wish i had people to play phasmophobia with
where bean
it just got a new update
nice
not yet in my hands
Remember the link I sent for few bean bags for a small price of 500 euros?
🤔
i am going to bribe @twilit scarab
i will visit him in australia and buy him a body pillow of lobby
australia?
No, thank you
oh yeah funny story
?
i was able to play cyberpunk
and its as buggy as people say
what is that signature
tho, surprisingly, my pc can run it alright
Good question
cursed












whats wrong with the normal face
copyright
it's young ja anyway
@unborn panther sit down, lets talk about that incognito icon
SUS
it was
🤔 🤔 🤔
lemme send the pic
Nice try
i don't wanna get banned lol
yeah i will dm it to you quin and then you forward it here lol
Ok
i n d i a
no
That quality
the work in progress of the ja wallpaper reveal aswell
Needs more jpeg
Pjpeg
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
now we cooking with gas
Hmmm
ban
no
yes
god damn it
oh god
Hmmmm
ja mein leader
why
Don't ask me
f27
I found it in my facebook DM data extract
what is the difference of jpeg and jpg @twilit scarab
e
letter e
srsly?

jpeg pollution when
cursed
perfectly normal
You can generate my face maps using ja or justanyone in the seed field

😳
thank you, windows

@twilit scarab is it actually possible to code theotown into theotown
go try for yourself
the same as coding minecraft into minecraft
the dutch guy in the maid dress
ja
can you help me please
I swear
how many Miss Nagatoro meme templates are there
here qaulity
ahyrs
man
no
how many azur memes you got
Seeing none
time to do some of my python magic
/kill


every time I see jesser
weebs...

I confuse him with my pal mal
same
;-;
nito

why it doesn't work

why it no wok
lol i aleady clicked that a fe wmonths ago
then I'll give you the raw executable
no
you got me.
that's a meme?
yeah
i finally got rickrolled, good job.
yeah predictable too
Not
i know
You never know what you'll get
i am not saying that everything = rick roll
but well
some of them might be a random meme
what the hell is this
that jpeg compression
339340
lol
thanks for the 6 digit code
Time to visit Switzerland for a moment
no
time to steam Astolfo bean
@twilit scarab sad news
steam?
yes
my mom threw away the 2 year old pickle jar
tags don't look that bad
here
056834
Hmmm yes
36857
enough
okay mortal
christ

hey jesser
I just greeted you
try 5 next time
😳
imma just wrap input with int()
gotta go check this
why you
gb
Pjsk py int(056834)
File "<string>", line 1
int(056834)
^
SyntaxError: leading zeros in decimal integer literals are not permitted; use an 0o prefix for octal integers
File "<string>", line 1
056834 * 1
^
SyntaxError: leading zeros in decimal integer literals are not permitted; use an 0o prefix for octal integers
yes.
Okay suree
🤔 🤔
yeah
Sus
gas
sussex
sse#
I choose h
@night sentinel do u agree
yes
🤔
OH MY
😳
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