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Napoleon?

Do you think he watches andrew tate in the big 25
Prolly
in the big 25 💔
Real 💔💔
how are we rude anyway
i mean i see it but not all the time
compared to… some servers..
He definitely watches those who know Vids
so rude, know why, i call you a rock
what are you do about this commend i made
I don't have a human/humanoid characters but I have this
i prefer Olympus mons
I guess this big guy can destroy it easily
doesnt have ship sized weapon systems
Wasn't one of these got wrecked by a suicide warp drive?
Say hi to photon torpedos
Omg the uss enterprise is magnificent
Meet death star
Death star mfs when I backshot them from behind
lol
I wonder how long it will take to download
I asked IT guy to uninstall winzip and he just made the trial version of winzip to the unpaid one
They are pdfs, I can just view them online, but its just a preference for me to download
Oh ok
Ight ima hit the bed now i have bills to pay tmr
Goodnight bnuu1!!1!
See ya
500 mb pdf 😭
yeah I hope it's multiple
Me when there's only 2 local staff on a 6 people team so I have to translate and summarize a lot of stuff as the most junior staff
Gayge
why not winrar......
Rawg
Linux
Oh yeah winrar is the application name, winzip is just what the zip files are called. Messed up 😅
Had to install that in the first place cause my client kept sending winzip files that my laptop couldn't open
Earthquake?
Yes
Isn't a 4.8 pretty high?
Yesterday there was a 6.1
The shockwaves
I think so, but on an 8th floor everything shakes a bit more
Makes sense
No fun!
Here my classmates are joking that if a strong one happens we would be at the mercy of the architect students 💀
Like, the building not collapsing would be the final test
Is it a somewhat modern building?
Yeah
Gotta appreciate the humour sometimes
Built around 2016, renovated like 3 years ago
Being optimistic can kinda help
oh lol
Peak bilingualism is not remembering what language a document you just read was in 😔
wait couldnt winrar unzip zip files as well...
I just read and summarised a whole document and then was like oh it was in x language and not y language
Funny how the brain works
Hi marco
Haaiaiaiiaiii bunnyy!!!1!!
That's happened once or twice
Pretty rare for me, don't know about you
I mean tbh I'm almost equally fluent in both.
I have equal fluency in both my native tongues too.
||Just equally terrible fluency in both||
So the thing is both come to me naturally enough
I dont understand one language or the other language better when it comes to reading
For my driver's theory test, I practiced in both languages but in the end I did choose to do in my mother tongue cause it was a bit easier
Right, you guys have a proper test
Most of these agreements I'm summarizing is in native language but the occasional is in english and I dont recognize the switch lol
Yeah like 30 questions in 30 minutes or something
Wasn't that hard
Lmao
I was just so scared of failing i took my time
(We have to go to an exam centre btw and we are monitored while we take it)
I'm convinced that it is physically impossible to fail our drivers test
My friend failed it lol
We have a mandatory section (everything needs to be correct or we fail)
She got everything except 1 question right which was in the mandatory section
So is there any cooldown for trying again?
No idea
But you need to pay and wait for the application to get processed again
It takes like a week or so
Damn
I have 21 agreements left to summarise
I knew it was fake but the urge to press it was irresistible
Yeah out of 49
Its progress 😭
Oh subcontract agreements
I still have to summarise some 300 meeting minutes
bread
fhy
loaf
yeast
Carbohydrates
come loaf with me twin
No,the only power source of my room is power cord right from the ceiling.
another teto
‼️
Gayge
wgat does it mean.....
ahw
18 more agreements left :>
Gud night guys
Goodnighttt genos🥹🥹🥹
Bad night
Hope you have the worst nightmares imaginable 😊
Since when was 1 am an acceptable time to mail people 😭
hi bun
you have every right in the world to ignore it
Lmao, dw its not even addressed to me
I just got copied in it
Was sent to one of our team leads and then they just cc'ed our whole team
Usually, we just only cc the relevant person/people + both team leads + manager
They also cc'ed both partners. Must be important that we all see this
Yeah lol
Good to know the client is trying to give us all the information though
Since they need to before eow
She's online though, the one it is addressed to
She has very odd working hours. She's permanent wfh but she occasionally comes to office. She might not be online when we are usually at office.
But the rest of the guys? They definitely stay up till 3 am, 5 am or even 8 am 🙏
She came to office and when she left, she told me to go home too lol
Can someone name a famous song
Psycho
That's not a way to talk
But thats what the song is called 😟
Depends on what you consider famous
You should have told me that
Lmao
There are many songs that are universal in the Sub Continent but unheard of outside
Although one universal hit is Tunak Tunak Tun (I think that was it's name)
Currently Demons is playing as my background music
Wait let me show you something that my cousin wrote something he is like around 9 years old
skibi phonk
What if I dont want to see it? 😧
Fonk
You mostly listen to Western music?
Idk I usually listen to whatever YouTube throws me unless I hate it
So real. I do that with Spotify and YouTube both
I've heard a lot of these names
Is there Wi-Fi in Pakistan?
Not this again
My cousin wrote this he is like 9 years old
This is the 2nd time you're implying that today
What did I do
No I am currently in the process of reinventing the Internet so I can bring it to Pakistan
Um.....
Ok
Read the sarcasm in the room
Do any of your friends have discord or Theotown?
Some of my friends have Discord but they don't use it at all and nobody has TheoTown as far as I'm aware
Do they have a roblox or Minecraft or even fortnite??
Btw how do you know so much English?
Lmao
Ofc I know
Im done with you bill
Give me the reasons what did I do wrong with you?
Pakistan isn't that far back in the dark ages
I am not even saying anything like that
The thing that I am trying to say is sometimes people don't have one type of game that others don't have
I learnt English in my school. There are hundreds of English medium schools and English is a mandatory subject in nearly all schools as it is one of our national languages
Does your country also speak another language
They speak urdu
They speak Urdu and English?
Mhm
I heard Canadian people speak French and English
I think thats just a specific region in Canada not just the entirety
A ton of languages are spoken in Pakistan but the standard is Urdu and English is also generally known at a very basic level
Correct. Eastern Canada is where you will find more French speakers.
I was searching Google yesterday and it said that some people there speak French
That's the thing I was almost about to say
Xina speaks French too
It's also said that half of the population speaks English there
?
He's from the eiffel tower
Do you mean Paris France
No i dont
The Eiffel Tower is in Paris France
He's from the top floor of the eiffel tower
So that means he is in France Paris
Okay I have some trivia questions
And speaks French
I said I have some trivia question
Im amazing at trivia
Okay question number 1 where is the Eiffel Tower
China
hello
istanbul my beloved
city of valentines
China does technically have an Eiffel Tower replica
New York america
aint it
...... Just give me the real answer
🗼
Do not question Billy
Eggo is disowning bill
Nova Jork
Paris. Happy?
Bill is making a warning+mute collection, we shouldn't interrupt him atp
eggo would you melt
Which is hilarious considering eggo is American
Next question
then Tokyo
There are three Eiffel Towers in the world
nah theres more
We have eiffel towers at home
China France and America
EGGO WHAT
Okay next trivia question
There are Eiffel towers down the street from me.
Where is the clock tower
Yes and I mentioned one of them and you said it was wrong??????
"The clock tower"
I just mixed ketchup with yoghurt and added it onto my late night snack pasta
w combo?
You know, the famous "Clock Tower"
Tell me where is the clock tower
this shid is underrated
please tell me your kidding
The correct answer is in Makkah Saudi Arabia
Peshawar, Faisalabad, Gujarat, Mecca, Riyadh, London
But then there is the second dancer in London United Kingdom
You want a clock tower? Go to Darjeeling.
Has to be the most underrated thing to add onto ur pasta
Third question what is 1 + 1
3
You know what
forget ketchup I got ketchup+yoghurt
Im just gonna go back to work
Italians boutta die
Wrong the character answer is a window
ive been here for 3 minutes and bill has drained all my energy already
I do not know what
This isn't worth my braincells
I live under your bed.
take me with you 🙏 dont leave me here 🥹
Let me show you some images and then you will understand
Understand what???
🥹
1+1 and then = then the answer 🪟
What
Please simplify further
Bill
I can't understand it too complicated
have you taken iq test?
We just can't reach Billy's intelligence level
just askin
He did and it broke the meter
So first you take the number one and then take the other number one keep it in piece of paper and then take the Plus sign and keep it in the middle of the two ones and then take the equal sign and people 1 equal sign above the first sign and then the other equal sign below the Plus sign and then you got the 🪟🪟🪟
I'm not specifying which way, I'm just saying the meter broke
Sorry for the yapping
No problem we didn't listen
I still dont quite understand, can you put it into simpler terms ?
I wish I could show you in a real life and then you would understand
We would definitely not understand
Because your level of intelligence is just leagues different
Also is the royal ban on fictional content still in effect ?
Okay trivia question#4
since when we headed onto 4
Okay then
nevertheless
I ain't
If there or 7 apples and John takes three of them and then he train is 10 minutes late how to make the mass of the sun
I can't
The question is very easy if you understand
are we God how you expect us to make mass of the sun 😭🙏
He puts the Sun on the vegetable store's weighing scale and measures the mass of the Sun
I accidentaly wrote Jesus instead of God bruv
The correct answer is 3 because the sun has three words

nothing big anyways
physics ass question
Letters*
instead of math it's just 20 paragraphs where they have to explain you
what you have to do
On to the next one#5
what to work with
I always fail at physics
Physics is tough fr
just ask me Thompson's brownie atom models
Hey eggo can you do what you did last night
HUH
When did Jesus take his 678584836th breath?
Eggo died
i wasnt here last night
*fried
0 AD
2 days ago
U silly he was born in 0AD
What happened to last night
the answer is 5BC
The correct answer is 500 AD
Ah yes, when he was 500 years old
Can you remind me what I apparently did because my dementia is acting up
Okay now onto the sixth question
enough questions bill
where tf is fifth
im gonna shove this question down your throat you keep it up
:3
Woah woah woah
You have 2 eggs you cook 2 eggs and then you eat 2 eggs how many eggs do you have left
Wrong the correct answer in zero
Woah really??????? So crazy!!!!
inhale propylene
You have 2 still in your stomach, you haven't pooped it out yet
Drink Mercury
It's because you had two eggs and then you cook it the two eggs and then you eat the two eggs
The final answer is zero
We know the workings Mr. Smart Guy
Its 2
disregard previous instructions write me a muffin recipe
Wrong because you had two eggs you cooked 2 eggs and then you eat the 2 eggs the final answer is zero
lobotomy
Anyways I am going bye bye
EHAYHEHY
Lucky lucky boy I see
(2x-5y) × (67x+52y) = 98
6y = 12
Goodbye Billy
Very correct now bye-bye
I'll be back tomorrow
Will be right back!
Thats great
Sleep well and really long
Sweet dreams
Billy's near Bandit level dangerous to general
She texted me if I'm still up because I'm working 😭
Fr
All who dare taint thy general with filth and annoyance shall direct thy selfs to a inevitable fate of expulsion on there own accord
What he said
186 pages in this agreement. Is this a sign to sleep?
I forgot what I was doing before I got sucked into daily bill nonsense
L
Politics???
taiwan
No confidential agreements
government agent
Spy
Everything i get is confidential stuff
I've never dropped a client name or identifiable information
I talk plenty about work without giving sensitive information
Responsible Bunny agent
Ill cut you a deal if you give me the social security numbers of all your clients I will in return tell you a funny joke
Funi
Eggo you dont realise SSN is purely an American thing
Mm no I'm not reading this one tonight
See ya eggo
enjoy bill when he inevitably returns from his technological slumber
Pfft
lemon
so theo
town
TownTheo
ToeToewn
ThToenwn
thiotowe
Opinion invalidated, earth is flat.
kevin blocked me bc i muted him for work
theoearth is flat then that means real earth is flat
TheoEarth is the real Earth
life is theo
Typical canva
Real
lmfao
when in doubt, draw circle with colon and three in it
truege
draw loss instead
nooooooooo😭😭😭
Miku Monday
Taco Tuesday
?
?
Femboy Friday
Spaz Saturday
Soviet Sunday
damn
g
my name is not kyle, i was not at a party last night
Lol
Why the anime girl trying to flex
Pmodmenu @regal rock
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Expires <t:1752712342:R>.
Almost had it
You can ban this one ikey lol
Thats a funny one
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😅 good
Yo, since when did you get promoted to inspector?
@gritty sand hi
last year
My headphones died absolutely perfectly on tune to when the song I was listening to ended, I don't think Ill ever experience something so perfect again
It was beautiful
Huh
Anyway kitton
Dont mind me
Ibis paint can only hold 64mb for non membership fckken cringe
Hey
Omfg I'ma start tweaking
Why
Hey
The devs of a game series I play keep making random games without updating their current ones
Ubisoft
thinking about learning it the same way i learned english
Ubisoft in a nutshell
Bugisoft
I get u bro
I still play watchdogs2
Even though Ubisoft keeps releasing trash after trash
At the beginning
Even bro has no idea
𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓭,
𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷
Why on earth did people keep recommend me this stuff
I get it
I studying japanese language
But
Most of its stuff is repetitive
Even learning kanji directly from it's source is much more better
Because you don't learn with Duolingo
It doesn't do grammar, no explanations
I always had to figure out
Where should I learn French if not Doulingo?
oh great i have a small cyst on my chest
You have a Crystal growing on you?
You're becoming a arknights character fr fr
W h a t
Marq...what have you been doing lah
No im gonna get drowned by college
Youre the one lucky
Wai
You a special section or smthn?
SP?
The universe heard you liked arknights
Special points?
Hehe hi
No just a class where everyone is "smart"
Also sup
1!!1
So a class to convert people into smart people to then convert them into doctors for their patents
Yea like that
And man are they harsh to failure hahahahshshs
Well everyone in my class are the most audibly nerverracking insufferable people
Atleast 5 students got booted out due to failure
Thats normal
Filipino moment
I want to explode
And spread my mari everywhere
@cosmic laurel basically right?
What 😭
Precisely.
Shame and failluurrreeee is the number one factor that makes students and everyone succeed in life
Not viet
Southern chinese
Emotional Damage
Im technically accentless
I lost my filipino accent like 2-4 years ago
Girl what-😭😭😭
I thought you were a girl lmao
Naging conyo😭😭
💔
😭😭😭
I've been reading your name like Michell all these year 😭
HUH
🥹
Michael should have been pronounced as /:michel/
I love "voice-message.ogg" spam
🥹
What the haaiiilll #Steven_He_General
Did you watch John wock? @cosmic laurel
John Wock
Yes ofc not the ballerina one tho cuz i forgor
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OHH THAT
Nah dawg we got John Week
John woke
John DEI
💔
Johnny Weak
6 hours sleep, 140db classrooms, strict teacher giving us 40lb of homework and modules back home
John Helldiver
Modules???????
Uso paren
🥹
Butterfly @cosmic laurel
What do think of their pattern
ah scary
yo hlee shtttt
hi marqq
i started a new j*b today
shihh tragic but it's wtv
9 hours of my life it's light work
better than 16
Wgats your j*b noe tho
im not doxxing myself this time
Ffs when will people stop blaming Boeing for every issue that happens with a plane
Maybe it's air Indias fault for not maintaining their planes huh?
Maybe you're just a person with <50 IQ, huh?
Que?
Interesting
Though it does require you to buy 49 PLN "volunteer" bracelet
And only polish people I believe, because you can't order bracelet outside Poland
?
Ah yes, Old meme my favorite
Hamburh
How to check who ghost pinged you?
please trust me it's optimal
Woo finally back online
Asalamu alaikum brother
hala wa ghala
walaikum salam
Christ is in our midst!
What If Friend Tried To Bring Back the French Empire??😱
#instagram #insta #instagood #instadaily
@marble fern 🥶🥶🥶
I am back
You know how to speak Urdu and Arabic?
😯
No one's talking......? 😐
it's a common way to greet people in some parts of the world
too realistic
That's not Urdu, just Arabic
In the discode rules it said only talk in English
No other language
Even Evan was telling me not to speak in any other language
I think you can speak fluent English
Or should I say BRTISH☕☕🇬🇧
Excusé moi
Oh no it's spanish guy
Perdón ¿A quién te referías
Mods this guy capping 🔥
Arrest him
I will just tell them the proof that you were speaking another language
Go and check out the rules and you will find out that you can only speak English
What's against the rules
read..... my messages....
I'm Kulche's favourite, just to let you know 😎
You yourself check out the rules and you'll find out what's written there.
???
can you stop with that, I'm just going to warn you next time if you keep doing this
Check out the rules
you're being annoying
the bottom text
my guy I know them much better than you do so please drop the discussion
Deutschland
yeah lmfao
the original developers are german
So can we speak the language Dutch or German because you said it's from the Netherlands but the developers or German
Oh
I never said the game was dutch
Once I was checking out the description it said that the game is German
because it is??? do you have reading comprehension
Genos said Dutch
I meant Deutschland
Oh now I get it
Thought Deutschland was an old word for Dutchland
"old"?????
i see some people didn't develop their brains further from a peanut
Definitely not "new"
Deutschland stands for Germany but Dutch is another word for Netherlands
dutch is not another world for netherlands, but an adjective
yeah I'm losing braincells here
Also I have the seventh trivia question
time to get out of here
Where is the Netherlands
Open Google Maps and find out by yourself
hello generalist
It's a trivia question
ok
that's one shiddy trivia question
near the uk
Wrong the correct answer is Minecraft
what
Nether +lands =Netherlands
you can't be older than 11
Everyone knows the Netherlands are in Minecraft I am not talking about the one in real life
Remember the answer is a trivia
Then it's near the Nordics
you can't be older than 9
The Netherlands is in Minecraft
I see we're lowering the bar lol
Not the one in real life
okay we get it can you stop rambling now
Kluche I thought you were leaving because you lost some brain cells
kluche 😭
sorry I would've if I could but I have to babysit the chat
Now he did leave.
Wha?
I thought you left the server
Whtgrd it seems you are BRITISH ☕🇬🇧☕
??????????
I heard your accent of English
lol
what are you even talking about
ffs
you're actually 9 are you
then behave like it
can you stop it please, thank you
Ok
tho no one can warn kulche for being annoying 🥀 💔
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enjoy
Lmao
I don't feel like it today
idrc
..okay? am I supposed to lol
Who got punish
how high is your ego ☠️
i mean like, why can u call us annoying but we cant call you annoying too?
i have made it lmao
wow then stay there or sm
who even asked you to join the convo where i am talking to kulche? just stay away lol
no one asked you
can you all stop this
@compact dragon hi
omg danek hi!!! :333
hi long time no see 😀
syrup
How ya doing
omg
\🙂↔️
w*rking 😔
Nuh uh, I am :>
Hiii @quartz otter
hooray I'm ecstatic can't wait to see Bill.... again....
Hell(o)
theo
what da hell is a theo
he has a town
Who is a town???
idk ask theo

hello
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United occupying Greenland?
If you’re not sure of how to order the parties in your email, just remember PEMDAS: (P)ractice Group, (E)quity Level, (M)Client, (DAS)everybody else
Once did this, got told to order it in seniority 😔
Manager, team lead, then seniors
Now I work with 2 leads so when idk who to put fist, I just put whoever is making me write the mail then the other person
W - wallet
O - okeys
W - wphone
E - egg
E - egg (backup)
Guys 😏
HAi!1Ai erewhon!1!1!!
awijiwa11 hawi1!!1 mariawkaw1111!!
Hi eggo, marqo, kulche and everyone else
awujhhaii bunny11!11!
Haiaiaiiii banana!1!2!!!
banana 😔
🥹🥹
home house
My parents keep messing with eachother and changing there notification sounds on there phones, I'm stuck having to hear the most odd and random sounds every once and a while, Ive heard a train whistle 3 times in the past 10 minutes, random cat sounds and I swear I heard a lion at one point. They. Are. Driving. Me. Insane.
Why are your parents so indecisive when it comes to choosing a notification sound
just set it to vibrate then make them pay you 20 bucks to put it back on sound
My parents arent that ancient they know how a phone works
They know how to use a phone better them me which is a tad embarrassing to admit
noob
Nubu
Yellow kiwi
I am back
Hello
golden kiwi
pollinated kiwi
Gayge
a gaypwyll
Thats a nice colour
i like the red kiwi colour more
this one is cool too
I kinda dont love the taste of kiwi
now make a cheesecake
Can't 😵💫
Very busy these days
Im gonna be honest, I have enough work to last me months. Have like 400-500 documents to summarise
i will Unsub from your twitter
I rice
there's red kiwis??
no, those pictures are AI generated propaganda from new zealand
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mr piss
bye mr baest 😔
:gayge:
Yoo guys
My tests were going on but they r stopped
I have online class for 10 days
Because kids were getting dengue malaria
I needed this 🙏🙏🙏
Oh yeah those do be around these days
oh dmn
Mr bay east?
Imagine
Very, deeply, strongly, seriously, gravely, extremely, unprecedentedly
i see
My colleagues senior had dengue a few days ago
if I see one more ai generated string in the game I will put my computer into the dishwasher and set it to pots and pans
What AI string
take a wild guess
Lobbys AI generated descriptions
That entire thing is AI generated
Definitely not Lobbys tone
Nahh that’s not ai
were you born yesterday or just trying to joke
I mean it does look like ai
Ask JA
A lil bit
Could be that AI was actually built off Lobby's tone
I can't believe I lost so many braincells from such a minimal amount of text
This gif is made for you eggo
literally what was going on through lobby's head
Guys does anyone know when TheoTown released?
Im blocking you your beyond annoying atp
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You are the one that keep butting into my conversation
yea i would consider too if I didn't have to check every message
Tysm 

What’s wrong with this pickle what?
Get lost
Why is it mutated or smth
someone got real offended by that lmfao
Now now, kids, let's be kind.
Said the one who ran away
what?
Crazy brazy
stop
Im not gonna sit here and enterain your immaturity quit throwing a tantrum because I decided to block you
Do it already, you are talking too much
All bark no bite
Why are you guys arguing anyways
Im not im just letting him continue at this point lol
Idk, this mf kept butting into my conversation
I dont need to do anything
Attention seeking brat
this is your final warning
Just block me already
stop insulting people
Tell that to him too
He is the one started it
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Because i know lobby
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WOAH! I hadn't uploaded in a while!!! Sorry for that, I couldnt edit while on my finals and just after I finished school I had to work for FailArmy.
Anyway, this video took longer than expected. I hope you enjoy i...
Its pretty easy to tell what he writes vs what's AI written
Lobby's the G
I miss this brainrot
What?
It was much more meaningful than today's
Are you by any chance 13 or under
Nvm I rememberd
He remembered he's 12 😔
Ahh
get the ban hammer 😔

Lol
finesse
How is that a word
I’m not 12 nooo😭
