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Crappy service
And I get 5G out deep in the Everglades
Yeah
Unreal
Verizon in my area sucks
It used to be the best in our area and we had it but in Hurricane Ian their main tower got like really damaged or something and their solution was to replace it with multiple less powerful towers so like there’s no service anywhere
wrong gif
Is this a map from like 2005
AT&T is good but I will agree that I’ve heard T-Mobile is better
My parents don’t want to get it as they associate TMobile as like the equivalent to Sprint and Cricket
Makes sense I think they were going through like a big hardship at the time
Yeah their 3g was ass according to my dad
Yeah
And to the left, communism!!! :D
For legal purposes this is a joke
Alaska is so empty
Yeah, close enough
at&t slacking
3G? Who even uses 3G anymore
Republican vs Democrat map 2008: (jokes)
2008 map
joe
Ouh
Help why is Nebraska empty of 5g
POV Americans in the 1930s and 1940s
Cause it’s Nebraska
Bison can’t use phones
did you know that in 1500-1550 there was no deaths caused by texting and driving
Breaking News!
Elon Musk inserts computer chip into bison so they can access internet
zip bomb
Did you know that in the early 1930s, there was no deaths by nuclear explosion
Did you know in 2024 there was no deaths related to Spanish flu
Not yet
did you know that in 2024 que kissed marqo a total of 2439 times!
2440
2441
2442
Did you know legally the Korean War hasn’t ended
2444
I actually seen a crazy headline today
ok
I don’t think it breaks the rules as I’m not being biased or anything
ok
Florida Man gets arrested for getting arrested
When getting arrested is illegal
But I seen that North Korean soldiers died today after stepping on a land mine shortly after crossing into South Korea
There is still a bunch of landmines there
Florida man with no arms or legs is on the run and armed
Unreal
Yeah both countries heavily rigged it in case anyone gets silly
Idk why they crossed the South Korean border tho
Kenji Torso Only Challenge
Actually it's the north Korean border
True
2nd time this month they’ve crossed the border
First time someone died tho
Both times South Korean troops fired warning shots
The way this article is real
hey guys hear me out here how about you stop talking about this
He worked at Disney world
I agree
Que you do realize you started the conversation right?
Yes I didn’t mean to push it that far
Like if you didn't want to talk about it why bring it up...
I didn’t not want to talk about it
That's both valid and invalid at the same time
I feel like I have cactus thorns in my foot again
Those socks are cursed now
Give those socks to someone you hate
And make sure they are a size 4
Do you ever eat cactus
Cactus is pretty good
It tastes like candied green apple
You can take the pricks out
You're supposed to take them out?
You don't?
Wait egg is it cactus or espinas
Touchè
Cause how do you step on a whole cactus
What's a spinas
weird cactus things
there all over our property
It’s like a small little ball that gets stuck to everything and hurts
They look like this
We also have this flower which has these invisible little prickers that burn like hell (according to my mother)
get those away from me
cursed things made by the devil himself
My grandma has them all over her yard lol
Those things stick to everything
Pick them off ? They are stuck to your fingers now
Grab them by the thorn or whatever you wanna call it and your fine
Yeah but if you step on it and it gets deep it hurts
Never wear chanclas outside in Florida
Open toed shoes
That’s why I never wear open toed shoes
Even then they stuck to any material they clump on shoes like crazy
I always get them on my socks
They are called in English sand spurs yet i never see them at the beach
They love socks like a magnet
Idk what there called but there's also those green tiny things that stick to everything
Might be a kind of weed
You know what I'm talking about or no
I do
hi bunny
Why isn’t it sending
Bnuyyyy
I only see them like a few times a year but if you walk through them they are just alllll over your shoes
My dad woke us up and said it was 9 am, its not even 7 am
Haiii :3
There so sticky too
Hi demi
These?
Yeah yeah those
They are everywhere for me
God I hate them
Hm
The one i was talking about is different
There just so sticky
I was thinking that
We are on like seperate sides of the planet I kinda doubted we have the same plant
One weed I like are the little white flowers that grow in spring
Kinda purplish
My yard gets covered with them every spring
The worst weed is the teeny tiny green little sprout things, easy to pluck the problem is there are literally 300 of them in one area
Very small green plant thing
Like not even an inch tall
Maybe half an inch
Prob even less tbh
They look like sand spurs
They are sticking on my skirt in the pic btw
Its all spiky
Line vines but they grow outwards close to her grown not upwards ?
Espinas
Idk
Even Asia has them
But they get stuck on clothes and shoes if you walk through some places
no its like like of lone mini weeds all next to eachother
one sec brb
M
Hmm
I want a garden
I have inside plants but I want big plants
I plan to start one when I move out
So I don’t have to worry about moving all my plants cause my parents don’t care for gardening much
I have a plastic plant on my desk i have to water it twice a day it's so needy
lol
this is so funny
Speaking of which I need to rearrange my desk
I had 2 plants but they both died 2 months
That's not a snake that's a snak
I went on a trip and I forgot to tell my grandma to water my plants when she came to feed my pets and when I came back they were shriveled up
I was so sad
It felt like the time my chickens died
Same my desk has been crowded with stuffed animals and random ceramics I made
We have some lettuce, I believe it's out of season or something because it's shriveled, I forgot what my mom said
Id put a garden if my parents fenced the yard
Mt HOA sucks
They only allow clear fences and you can’t fence your front yard
A fence that surrounds the whole house?
You can’t have anything to line your front yard
Like my grandmas house she has big bushes and planters and trees and a little pond in her front yard my hoa wouldn’t allow that
You can have small plants but like only directly infront of the house
Because of them I’d never live in a HOA
I heard if you move to the middle of Wyoming you don't have to deal with that
Yeah but then quality of life and rights go brrr
Imagine when HOAs discover Wyoming
They will have a field day
have you ever heard of the state of North Dakota
There’s like 5 people there
Have you heard of South Dakota
Sadly I have
I've heard of West Dakota
How about east dakota
Everything I learn about South Dakota is against my will
crazy
South west dakota
My grandma went to South Dakota to go see Mt Rushmore
That's in South dakota?
Sadly
I’m pretty sure she went to South Dakota unless she like was in a good green screen
Don’t ever deal with a HOA
Kitty
kitten
My neighbors actually had a brand new Hellcat and had to sell it cause they were like 11 grand in debt to the HOA
Meow
Awww
Cat.
Eyyy it's Ikey
Mike n' Ike.. Like the uh.. assorted flavor candy..
my little demon
Is that your car
Aloha. I've been like very busy.
clearly you aren't a real floridian
We don't use cars
We ride around on gators
You should know that que
My bad
In Miami they ride around in weird things called elevated trams
Weird name for a reptile
Tr-am?
Ferry
Fairies aren't real
Fax
Miami uses glorified busses
This is like private and ran by a university tho
But it goes through downtown
The city public transit is a normal subway
Yuck
That'd be so much better replaced by a 10 lane highway
Literally wasted space
I think the last time I went on a train was at Disney world
I've never been on a train
Only cities I’ve used subways in are Miami and Washington DC
Nowadays Uber is everything
Or just like drive there yourself
Actually that's a lie I've been on a bus
Like 3 times but whatever
Never been on a bus for public transit
yeah same
Unless school related reasons count
Where I live there’s good public transit
There’s a bus stop like 2 minutes from my house
I mean I'm not in a super large town so I don't expect it
There’s like 4 bus stops alone on my street
That dosent stop the roads from being full with hundreds of cars every living second
Who needs buses when you have cars lets be honest
Collier county bus network
Took forever to find but the 2 buses they have in service
One of em's a trolly
Yeah but it’s run by the bus network and goes to bus stops
It only does like stops in the really rich neighborhoods or along the coast / heavily touristy areas
Ive only ever been on trains when im travelling in different countries
Yk since my country doesnt have trains
But i ride the bus pretty often cause busy parents and i cant drive
We have buses here but it's still in its early stage so it's infrequent
The only way I could reliably commute is by taxi or by jeepney
That or my dad's car
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Your country has no trains??
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Also how is Dubai
Always knew Sweden was imagined country
I’m about to leave the country for the first time hopefully
is ikea just a mandela effect
So it was all imagination and fabrication
Don't you guys hate it when you're texting someone and you ask them a question but before they reply, you start typing something else but then you see them typing so you have to delete what you were typing and it just seemed pointless to type in the first place
She'll be fine, the truck probably won't hurt that much 👍
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Hi mi amor
Did your school gain control of its Facebook again
They made a new facebook page
Haiii mi amor que!!1!🥹
Don’t let the Chinese hack that one
How’s life on the other side of the world 🥹
Pretty gud, im kinda tired cleaning my whole room
Ahh
And why do you assumed it the Chinese?
Because it was spreading Chinese propaganda
He showed me it
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did u know that u get smited by a bat if u have any of these shop items
- Furry nametag
- XD emote
- Magic emote
bocchi marshmallow peep
basically me
Oooo
After Independence Day I’m leaving the country for the conch republic
Can Helium 3 be mined infinitely?
this also the wrong channel lol
hi que
Hi Pwyll
Green
you can technically ask here but it's better to ask in #town-square
I want green colors to
Green yes but why green is good?
Matcha ice scream
Hi
MiNt ChOcoLaTe?
Happy Juneteenth
YeŚ
Niceee
That's not what I was trying to say haha. So moon of Theotown Halium 3 is inf?
might be because of your road network
Ааа яйца
Bad news @gritty sand im sick again
Currently in my parents hotel room cause i needed to throw up and it was the fastest.
Clothes ruined 😭
Oh are you ok?
ohh my goodness really
i feel so bad for you girl 🥺
Damn bun
I hope you get well soon again
🥺🙏
Thanks
Just throwing up, its not that bad but cant really stay out yoo long
Im just tired rn, i need to eat in 30 mins so after i eat i will nap
didint baguio snow
ship
Real
or shep
Maybe 🤔
They are planning to build 10 of these
The first was put into service a few years back
And replace Nimitz?
Yes
But the Nimitz will still be in service along side it
This is just a modern carrier as the Nimitz while the most advanced was aging
The next 2 ships will be the USS John F Kennedy and USS Enterprise
All 10 should be in service by like 2040
Interesting 🤔
How’s going with Chinese navy?
Oki 👍
Guys
Not replace it,but serving alongside nimitz
USS General R Ford only ford class in service
John F Kennedy and Enterprise are under construction still
JFK goes into service next year
Nimitz is gonna be retired in 2026
(ship not the class)
message delete moment
Was a no no symbol
what
its so sad, to see your friends... turn into memories
bruh im crying now
i remember what he said to me months ago, his grandma past away
from then on i said, id be his best friend
he coded some private plugins just for both of us
& i always help him with the indonesian city competitions
Did you know that you could be eligible for FEMA aid
If you were affected by tornados or strong thunderstorms in Lee county on May 10th you could be entitled to federal aid
This once in a lifetime opportunity is not gonna last
as someone who did not experience tornados or strong thunderstorms on may 10th in lee county i will be requesting my federal aid
unfortunately, i dont live in the US neither does he...
i just wanted to tell my friend's story
Pasco county isn’t in the US anymore
i dont think que was ever even talking to you lol
thank god
ahh....
I’m going to the only place in America that successfully seceded
It still believes its a independent nations till this day
ok
The Key West a lovely archipelago seceded from the United States in 1982 after US border patrol installed a checkpoint the nation of the Conch republic was formed and after a standoff with the US coast guard where 0 men died the Conch republic was reabsorbed into the United states and the border patrol checkpoint dismantled.
Does anyone have RPS discord server
War broke out when in the 90s the US government simulated an invasion of the key west. Conch republic citizens got into boats and poured water onto American military vessels until they retreated.
Since then the Conch republic and United States have had strong diplomatic ties
scary water 😨
When the US navy capitulates to tug boats with water hoses
(Reenactment)
Images of the battle of independence for the conch republic
Hello
Hello qwertasdf1234567
May I ask what the next update to Theo Town is
In 5 years 4 months
new alien invasion update
They should do like a Minecraft live event thing
Where they give us options and we have to pick one option on what the next major update is
@gritty sand Thank you
This is not epic
Moonlight by Kali Uchi is
Egg rn
Яйца
Please use #language-bar
Hello
hi
Oh hi egg
why arent you resting
Ironic cities in the northern United States are burning compared to Florida
Do you feel better bunny?
The next major theotown update is transport update 
I think
Kind of but not really
Take ibuprofen
theotown 3d update
Just woke up
When is TheoTown 4d update
Do yall want feet pics?
Probably not
I think i shouldve taken off the socks lol
Hey @true lintel
Hello larisa
Eggony was your home recently damaged by severe storms
hi
haram
Whatxhu been working on?
doing anything is pretty difficult when it's so unbearably hot
Where are you
Country
Wise
do your research
Hi @true lintel
is that minion from the hit tv show disposable meat
by my definition you'd be 'disposable meat'
thanks
lol
It was 42°C here at like 1pm
heat death of the universe
That’s not as hot as I thought Dubai would be
I heard its worse in mecca
In Texas it pushes 115 on a hot day
yeah did like 500 people die there
46C
Currently the rainy season for me here
They have 51°C apparently
Yeah, heatstrokes and stuff
Yep
It’s the rainy season in Florida too
At least they die clean there. As in hajj clears all their sins so
Its raining rn lol
The chances of rain here is 1% 😭
Hajj month, thats why theres so many people there.
I'd say "they died for religion???????" but then remember what religion we're talking about
anyway
I mean most steriotypes are wrong
Same
My moms bestfriend went there this time, shes fine
sometimes in the afternoon, night or early morning
If temps are that high you need to constantly keep in mind to stay hydrated
Also
Someone took a baby that was less than 1 yr old there
And the baby passsed away from the heat :(
surprise much
Also i guess as years go on, it will be less during summer
Nope. But who and why would you take a baby. You arent supposed to go until you are old enough and make enough money
Bunny have you ever been to Saudi Arabia?
So would we for ours, we believe in salvation through God
Oh
I pray
I just believe that god does not interfere as much as people believe he does
Nor does he care what we do other than us being good people in life
Sight before I go to sleep what you're doing is good, but remember the key to that. Without Jesus theres kind of no other change or way to get to heaven, for it was through Christ that we go to heaven
Hii
what the hell am I reading
My name too kulche
please change the topic thanks
He looks like drake
Um ok
Impostor kulche
Christianity
illegal
Sorry
thats not it
Whar
alright lets do rock paper scissors whoever wins gets to live
What is that nn man
How about English or spanish
Freddie mercury making robo mech using plastic bottles so talented
Is your pfp 2 men kissing
Blasphemy
Wow! Such a talented young man!
Nah my gf wanted it I wanted it to be megatron
🥰
Dawg 🙏 it ain't blasphemy
It was
How
Bro wouldn’t last in Salem 😭🙏
Dawg I was taught that Jesus Christ was the only way 🙏 and he is
ward stillings
It’s minchins
From Minchuria the fictional land in Willy wanka
what is tarnation is going on
but if we are living in the light, as god is in the light, then we have fellowship with each other, and the blood of jesus, his son, cleanses us from all sin, if we claim we have no sin, we are only fooling ourselves, and not living in the truth 🗣️
uhhh
🔥
Im so lost
When did this become Bible study
It seen like you need some Faith in you
Dawg that's what I've been trying to say the 12am thing is kicking in. I'm saying Jesus Christ is the only way to get to heaven
Mods ban this man for religious content
It came
been
It saw
So did I
So did I
ward ward
Not everyone can see so nvm.
burger ruined
Biblically accurate angle
I'd rather be banned 💪
Good for you
Ahh text
FR goes hard 💪
Not yet
I did many times
My reaction was absolutely priceless to my friends
we basically challenge that every new years eve
Indo noodles are good ofc
Only noodles I eat are Maruchan
I kid you not
Korean noodles are spicy ah
I like spicy
Same
but i cant go half a bowl of this without sweating and my eyes watering
I think I had it once
It was at my grandmas
She eats these noodles not maruchan but similar with a red sauce packet
And like flakes
It was really good
Just spicy and not enjoyable spicy just spicy
I guess I’m more accustomed to Mexican food spices tho
I know Asian spices are different
Sounds tasty
Burger posted some Mexican food yesterday
🤔
The tostadas don’t look like that
That doesn't look very mexican
Ah i see
Never tried those
Those look very appetizing
It’s just the tortillas are the factory ones
Oh my
Well time to rest my eyes for 8 hours
Gudnight🥹
It’s 12:33 pm here
Good night te amo 🥹
Why did kulche leave
what
The other one
Huh
This guy
Ahh lol
So he left on his own
Another one of Kulche's doppelgangers gone
i had a mild depression episode when everyone else was able to finish their project but i couldn't
i saw it as "everyone can do it, but i cannot even when i try'
random story that happened today
who tf is kulche and wtf are their dopplgangers
kulche is a type of peta bread
What the hell
end of world
lol
Can someone send me the link to Vonark's plugin server
no
Hit the road jack
And don’t come back no more
um actually his name is thetrainmaster277
test
I didn’t study
????????
discord try not to force to upgrade to nitro challenge
@neon jackal thoughts?
Insane upsell
yesterday i did a ton of work
gm guys
wym gm
mb
i forgot i'm the only person in pst
good afternoon guys
pwyll is also in pst but its a different one
peru standard time
Jello
Ahh
Why do my pillows always look like this
hi freaky bunny
hair loss
bc you are BALDING
No
stress induced
ok hi bunny
Im only barely an adult
you stress too much
I love seeing representation of my town 🥹
Yum
no idea why discord is slow af for me
Also
We have lots of pizza shops here
and I think not only discord
I got more antibiotics
surely it isn't because it rained today
Bunny irl
what phone you use?
Lol, real
real
Nuh uh
thanks to this photo i now know that bunny has curly hair
Did yall like my Juneteenth message
yes
Are you celebrating Juneteenth
Nope, do not have curly hair
Thats wavy hair
ah, must be the pillow or my brain
Funny cause growing ip everyone told me i had straight hair
probably did
Except my hair has waves and the ends curl
i thought everything was propane
so my water is nuclear powered
and not flammable?
I just made that up
I want to go to three mile island
I prefer nuclear power
A Chernobyl in America is nearly impossible
Not straight
in USA/CANADA
From 11 years ago
so you are 17?
In America we don’t build our nuclear plants with death triggers
Am i?
I dont think that looks like straight hair right?
that is wavy
Yeee ebut for the longest time people told me it was straight
i'm a second amendment supporter, i always carry 3 grams of uranium in my glovebox.
Conssider this coral
only barely means alot of things
I always have depleted uranium rounds
i'm barely an adult
You never know when those Canadians will invade
all 14 of them
Is that where we decided to not put a blow up button on our own nuclear reactors like Chernobyl
Ricardo is wanted for crimes against humanity
straight trippin, dawg!
Tour de france
eras tour!!!
Last eras tour
TAY TAYUHH!!
she says we should reduce carbon emisions. HMMM
Every word that comes out of her mouth makes me dislike her more
yeah thats why i hate blondies
Especially this paparazzi relationship she’s in
they set themselves the stereotype
Seeing people cry at a Taylor swift concert physically gives me a ick
Taylor swift sings like your average white girl
why are you at a taylor swift concert
On TikTok or insta
I had a friend invite me to her concert in Tampa but I didn’t want to go
I would rather go off to war than be in a Taylor swift concert
Taylor swift is so overhyped
built like fast and furious
They all had father figures growing up
except she can't drive
They are epic
thats fax
I don’t think any of my closest friends are swifys
Only the classified ones
This is epic
gotta love ella nina
I love living in a ventilated environment
ac is the best
Today it was pouring but it was so nice
i feel bad for people that have to go outside to cool down
its sunny today
lemme get a picture
can't dox me based off this picture
its sunrise rn
challenge accepted
(for legal purposes this is a joke)
no you won't get my address from this picture
life of having a safehouse
i'm scared for that
bc i don't want to take the long way to hood river
i would have to go to the dalles
Hopefully it’s something the next generation has a to deal with and not us
Their punishment for spreading skib… toilet
BAN
And other things of that matter
its supposed to happen late 2050 through early 2070
mods ban this user
rn
guillotine
off with his head
ban
👆
mods ban this user for rule 4
I seen a vid it can happen like anytime between now and the next 1,500 years
Yeah
damn
Thank god
Wyoming can no longer assault us
didn't the mayans say it was gonna happen 12 years ago
5 people will be displaced
antractica is alien fortress they are melting
alien escape
real
look
they are escaping gays
its over
unreal
Why are all the worst disasters in America
i'm moving to alaska
bro. did you forget about atlantis
Yellowstone
I think we will survive
Our buildings should withstand it
And we are Americans we build back better
Bhola cyclone
NYC will never get a big disaster
superstorm sandy
Cat 1 hurricane
sandy cheeks
Sandy was a catagory 1 hurricane
rlly?
Yeah
damn they dramatic
If was just really fat
ig it was just old infrastructure
oh
But it’s wind speed wasn’t strong
I’ve been in the eye of a catagory 4 hurricane they will survive a cat1
ok katy perry
Katy Perry copied me
I like how I went to my aunts house to move away from the hurricane but ended in the eye of it
Frwaky
If I would of just stayed home I would of been outside the eye
eye eye eye
I remember eating a Red Cross burger cause we had no food and that was so nasty
We didn’t have power so we threw away all frozen food
Hurricane Irma went crazy
Hmm
it was cancelled due to money contraints


