general

[merry timber]

free healthcare

[fickle tapir]

Lesbians when lesbians

[craggy hamlet]

I actually seen something that the countries with the happiest people have the most anti depressants usage

[true lintel]

brother, if i see you on a road, i aint talking to you. If you ask me a question, I will answer it shortly lmao.

And Im not even european

[merry timber]

sadly

[true lintel]

its like americans are happy and talk to random people on the road

[craggy hamlet]

We are

But that’s normal here

[true lintel]

though i do smile at tourists, older people and children and wave at my friends

[craggy hamlet]

If you make eye contact with a person you smile

Or you say hi

[merry timber]

talk in filipino fluently and we’ll give you a few drinks, karaoke access, and invite you to a feast

[craggy hamlet]

If you are in a area with someone for a period of time you make small talk

Yall get it

[true lintel]

so what, you choose a random person on the road and strike up small talk? 💀
no ones got time for that

[merry timber]

however saying the most used (and offensive) filipino phrase will get you shunned, and possibly beaten up

[craggy hamlet]

I mean if I’m standing in line at the grocery store yeah

Or like if I’m in a crowd of people or waiting for a elevator

[kindred juniper]

hi

[merry timber]

hi maersk

[queen ermine]

@hybrid anvil i hate you

[merry timber]

hi jam

[true lintel]

I dont think I speak for everyone here, i just really keep to myself irl

[hybrid anvil]

😭

[merry timber]

womp womp

[hybrid anvil]

It had to be done

[merry timber]

dont say that to your wife

[kindred juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/rt11-pwrracingteam-racing-f1-formulastudent-gif-24456450

[pearl sundial]

I mean, small talk doesn't take much time to talk about, hardly takes around some minutes.
Though I don't talk with strangers unless it's necessary to talk to them. (irl)

[true lintel]

you love your wusband jan

[hybrid anvil]

You were spamming that one video all over the place

[merry timber]

🥰🥰🥰

[hybrid anvil]

Relating to the ski's office and have him US stated

[merry timber]

such a happy couple

totally not filing for annulment after a week

[craggy hamlet]

Hope they signed a prenup

[hybrid anvil]

@queen ermine i still luv u🥰😘

[merry timber]

@hybrid anvil can i be your adopted son

im an orphan seeking for a family

[queen ermine]

remove my timeout so i can take you to dinner

[craggy hamlet]

Yall missed the fun earlier

[true lintel]

i sat in a chair next to someone which looked familiar and the only thing i said was, i know you right? she said i think so, probably from school, and i said probably and that was it lmao

[craggy hamlet]

I just remembered

[hybrid anvil]

Awww!! Sure!!

[kindred juniper]

can I also be your virtual son

[merry timber]

yippee

[hybrid anvil]

Alrighty my love 🥰

[merry timber]

i love u nanay

[craggy hamlet]

There is a plugin of my face

[hybrid anvil]

Of course my little emergency food

[craggy hamlet]

I’m famous

[hybrid anvil]

🥰

[fickle tapir]

Early into marriage and already abuse😓

[kindred juniper]

face revel

[kindred juniper]

yay!!

[merry timber]

nice beard

[queen ermine]

94 children

Marq

[craggy hamlet]

Cannibalism is bad love

[merry timber]

har har we’re sibling now

[craggy hamlet]

Thx grew it myself

[queen ermine]

why add more children to the family

[kindred juniper]

idk

[merry timber]

we should definitely do this somewhere else before we get warned

[hybrid anvil]

I luv them as much as i luv u

[merry timber]

unless roleplay is allowed here

which i doubt

[hybrid anvil]

Emergency topic change!!!!!

[craggy hamlet]

I think the mods are ok

[hybrid anvil]

Rising fuel prices

begin

[craggy hamlet]

Gas is so expensive

[hybrid anvil]

True

it very expensive nowadays

[craggy hamlet]

No way Jose it should cost more than $3

[merry timber]

evan is watching

100%

[craggy hamlet]

It’s 4am

Doubt

[merry timber]

who knows

he could be

[true lintel]

evan is not here, but i am

[queen ermine]

Im gonna go uhmm bye

[true lintel]

do please, do change the topic

[merry timber]

hi bnuy

[craggy hamlet]

No gas either?

[true lintel]

hi qnup

[merry timber]

why do ppl hate EVs

[craggy hamlet]

What could we talk about then

[kindred juniper]

I just ate a bunny

[true lintel]

heard you got an award

[hybrid anvil]

Bye unofficial married friend

[craggy hamlet]

I don’t know I like Evs

[true lintel]

how dare thou eat my sibling

[hybrid anvil]

Anyway

[craggy hamlet]

I want a Volvo EX30

[hybrid anvil]

I sense a presence...

[craggy hamlet]

I don’t like teslas tho

[kindred juniper]

I drive a BYD

[hybrid anvil]

We must be careful with the topics friends

[craggy hamlet]

We don’t have those here

[merry timber]

better than Xiaomi and basically every chinese EV lmao

[hybrid anvil]

Evan might still be awake and watching...

[craggy hamlet]

True

[merry timber]

i’ve seen what happened

[kindred juniper]

its kinda like tesla but cheaper

[craggy hamlet]

I like polestars

[hybrid anvil]

You'll have several hundred dms from chinese bots after that

[merry timber]

i know a millionaire who sold his audi for a damn BYD ☠️

[kindred juniper]

BYD is good tho

[merry timber]

fr?

[craggy hamlet]

My favorite electric car is a Lucid Aid

[kindred juniper]

ye

[craggy hamlet]

Beautiful

[merry timber]

how good

[kindred juniper]

as good as tesla

[fickle tapir]

Xiaomi makes pretty good phones tho

[merry timber]

how come in foreign countries it doesnt look so low quality but in china it looks like it was built USING legos

[hybrid anvil]

I use a xiaomi phone rn

[craggy hamlet]

One of the best electric cars

[merry timber]

yeah, didnt know they made cars tho

[hybrid anvil]

Pretty good in terms of quality

[merry timber]

2024 ford shelby ev looks horrible though

[hybrid anvil]

if i say anything bad about xi jinping however i hear hissing inside my phone

[craggy hamlet]

My area has a few lucid always catches my eye

[merry timber]

they massacred my boy

[hybrid anvil]

and smoke starts spurting out

[merry timber]

Aoh yeah

abu dhabi and dubai are using teslas for taxis now

i’ve seen 2 last year

never got to ride one

[craggy hamlet]

What is this?

[merry timber]

the first one was vacant too eugh

[craggy hamlet]

The Mach e ?

[kindred juniper]

brb

[craggy hamlet]

One of my neighbors has a Mustang Mach e it looks nice

[hybrid anvil]

Lmfao

[merry timber]

omg it rose again

come on

[craggy hamlet]

Do prices fluctuate there a lot based on the dollar value?

[merry timber]

lebanese economy has new competition/j

[hybrid anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/mellstroy-gif-8529220205768993814

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-alien-catapiller-gif-22067707

[fickle tapir]

Damn I thought my country's inflation was bad

[merry timber]

inflation sucks

[hybrid anvil]

What does printing more money do good to the economy

I mean it makes everyone rich but not in the good way

[craggy hamlet]

Inflation sucks here aswell

[fickle tapir]

Ehem, Zimbabwe

[merry timber]

Philippines boutta end up like 🇿🇼

[hybrid anvil]

*Venezuela

[naive ice]

Eh, not really

[craggy hamlet]

Companies are making it worse

Greed

[merry timber]

100 trillion philippine pesos will result in 0.1 usd in the near future

[naive ice]

We always maintained 65-49 dollar to php

Prices aren't really outrageous, depends on where you buy

[hybrid anvil]

Naknantetengtalagaoo

[naive ice]

Supermarkets have outrageous prices, buy locally

You can also haggle the price down if you're a local

[craggy hamlet]

Here inflation is barely coming down it feels like

[merry timber]

I have a story to tell

I was once grocery shopping in the Philippines and i saw a small bag of frozen berries which costed 1.2k pesos

aint that crazy

for berries

[naive ice]

Wtf

[merry timber]

b e r r i e s

[craggy hamlet]

That’s 20 usd wth

[naive ice]

Grapes here are sold at like, 200 pesos a kilo

[merry timber]

high end company moment

[naive ice]

Also, imported berries

[hybrid anvil]

1.2k petot for berries?

[merry timber]

berries are berries

[naive ice]

Berries like blueberries can't grow here

[merry timber]

bloo

[naive ice]

The only berry that could grow is technically the banana

[craggy hamlet]

This is how much a large bag of frozen berries cost

Transfers to 200 philipino pesos

[merry timber]

kuwait’s currency is the strongest

in the world

followed by bahrain

[naive ice]

It really depends

Berries don't grow here

You have to account for logistics

[craggy hamlet]

That’s true

[naive ice]

That's why berries are expensive

And not even my rich aunt buys them

[merry timber]

how did we go from family dispute to economy crises

[naive ice]

Grapes better anyway

[craggy hamlet]

We had this discussion a few days back

[naive ice]

I love green sour grapes, they taste like candy

[craggy hamlet]

But it was about the price of water and other objects

[naive ice]

Water is insanely cheap here

5 pesos for 1 gallon

25 if you go to a refilling station

(they clean your water)

Water jug/gallon

25 for 9 gallons**

[craggy hamlet]

Here a gallon cost $1.30

[marble fern]

I cost 4.9M€

[naive ice]

Crazy, I'm not paying 50 for water

[hybrid anvil]

Very cheap here in manila

[naive ice]

1 gallon costs that much????

[craggy hamlet]

Well I mean that’s really cheap

[naive ice]

9 gallons is like 25 php here

[hybrid anvil]

its 40₱ (totally cheaper than any other place)

[craggy hamlet]

5 pesos is like 10 cents

[naive ice]

That's crazy expensive for 1 gallon marq

[craggy hamlet]

Thats really cheap

[kindred juniper]

1 gallon here is 30 RM

[naive ice]

No it's not

[craggy hamlet]

I mean the average American makes like 20-30 dollars a hour

[naive ice]

40 isn't a good deal for 1 gallon in the Philippines

[hybrid anvil]

Idk the refill stations here are inflated smh

[naive ice]

Are you sure it's 1 gallon and not the entire jug

[kindred juniper]

yep

[naive ice]

You're Malaysian

[kindred juniper]

yee

[craggy hamlet]

We have a refill station I use it to get water for my fish tank and it cost like $2-3 for 5 gallons

But I just drink water bottles or tap water

A gallon from the sink is like 10 cents

[naive ice]

Eugh tap water

[craggy hamlet]

Well here it’s heavily filtered and stuff

Idk about other places

Also the faucet itself has a built in filter

[naive ice]

It's safe here but i refuse to drink it

[merry timber]

same dude

i dont trust what they say

[hybrid anvil]

I dare not drink tapwater in manila

[merry timber]

im sticking to mineral drinking water

[merry timber]

speedrunning hospital any %

[hybrid anvil]

I've seen a water pipe Fing explode nearby

[craggy hamlet]

Idk water is water

[naive ice]

wow i pressed x

Ok discord

[craggy hamlet]

Have y’all ever left your countries?

[naive ice]

Yes

[craggy hamlet]

What country did you go to?

[naive ice]

Japan, Thailand

[craggy hamlet]

Oh cool

Chat died

[hybrid anvil]

Yep

Sydney, Australia

[merry timber]

yeaurh

uae, oman

[naive ice]

Chiba and Hokkaido in japad iirc

[merry timber]

what does iirc mean again

[craggy hamlet]

Oooo

[pearl sundial]

It means "if I recall correctly".

[merry timber]

ah alr

[craggy hamlet]

It’s 5 am :((

I don’t want to go to school

[naive ice]

If i remember correctly*

[merry timber]

dawg you’ve been up since 1 am how are you gonna survive

[craggy hamlet]

Coffee

[true lintel]

Recall/remember

[pearl sundial]

Yeah.

[true lintel]

I call it remember but reclal is same thing ig

[pearl sundial]

I usually use "If I recall correctly".

[naive ice]

I wouldn't say iirc if the r is recall

I would just say it like: "if i recall correctly"

[merry timber]

Modern sport karate is a disgrace to karate

[thick crater]

As long as you don't get run over by the Porsche, everything is fine 😜

[fleet cradle]

chat i need help

my friend cant download plugins because it keeps reverting to 0

[kind trench]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-funny-pets-pet-fun-ducking-duck-loop-gif-21727127

[naive ice]

This feels familiar

[true lintel]

i take left turns tmmr :D

(driving school)

if my left turns are fine, i will do 8

[pearl sundial]

What about right turns? :P

[pearl sundial]

8?

[true lintel]

i did right turns for the last 3 days

[true lintel]

yeah like figure 8 but on a motorcycle

i forget to turn off my signals though 💀

[pearl sundial]

Isn't that just turning multiple times?

[true lintel]

yeah

turns are the hard part

he said my turning was really good

at least my right turns

it just never made sense for me to turn left

because we drive on the left side of the road

its a loop

[pearl sundial]

So 8 is a loop, I see.

[pearl sundial]

Same.

[true lintel]

no i was doing a loop the last 3 days and tmmmr

an 8 is 2 loops and a twist

[pearl sundial]

Which type of turn do you find the hardest? :P

[true lintel]

chess

:)

[pearl sundial]

Timed Chess, sure.

As long as it's not a Correspondence game.

[true lintel]

you asked what kind of turns i find hardest; chess turns

not even 7 day games?

[pearl sundial]

Yeah, not even 7 day games.

[sturdy wave]

man it sucks that my phone got wrecked and cant buy pc theotown

[true lintel]

you can play it on bluestacks

[sturdy wave]

cant access my gcash acc

[true lintel]

or another emulator on pc

[sturdy wave]

i aint playing theotown with the diamond system

[true lintel]

you would be playing the mobile version

ah

[sturdy wave]

plus the emulator version sucks, since it would lag alot despite having a good device

[true lintel]

yeah

[sturdy wave]

and then the expansion packs on mobile...

the pc version has everything tho

[true lintel]

yep

[craggy hamlet]

Good morning humans

[true lintel]

the game isnt going anywhere it will still be here when you can

[sturdy wave]

but its steam sale

[true lintel]

good morning que, did you even sleep?

oh yeah

[craggy hamlet]

No I did not

[sturdy wave]

50% off is such a good offer i cant just

[craggy hamlet]

My break was me finishing my work and showering

[true lintel]

do you not have alternate ways to pay?

[craggy hamlet]

Now I’m waiting for my friend to pick me up

[sturdy wave]

only have gcash, too bad the acc only works on one phone and one phone only

[true lintel]

i did not think people sleep schedules could be worse than mine or kalihs

[sturdy wave]

and my phone is broken as hell

[true lintel]

at some point people didnt think i slept even though i did

sorry to hear that

[proven nymph]

i used to think the girl singing in moves like jagger was this

[craggy hamlet]

I will catch up on sleep soon

Morning Pwyll

[pearl sundial]

I know a family member who has slept around 3-4 AM. o.O

[sturdy wave]

still have the sim card with my phone number that i used to make the gcash acc, but man why is it so difficult to move sims to another phone

[true lintel]

the game goes on sale quite often, if you miss it this time, then maybe next time?

[proven nymph]

hi que and bunny

[sturdy wave]

it does?

[craggy hamlet]

I’m going on vacation next weekend so I’ll relax then

[true lintel]

is it? i thought you just take it out and put it in?

[true lintel]

maybe not 52% but it does a couple times a year

[sturdy wave]

nah, sometimes it depends on the sim's service, some needs to be registered again, or the sim only works on one phone and not anymore on others

[true lintel]

oh

[sturdy wave]

but re-registration takes so long

[true lintel]

sounds like a pain, hope it gets fixed soon

[craggy hamlet]

Here a lot of new phones don’t even use SIM cards

They use eSIMs

[sturdy wave]

yeah, but since i could access the phone still via usb through my pc, it might be possible to make my phone work with an hdmi

just gotta connect it to a spare computer display that supports hdmi, and use keyboard and mouse using a usb hub

[sturdy wave]

most of us here use physical sim cards

esims arent really popular here

[craggy hamlet]

Yeah I think for now eSIMs are really a mostly US thing

[sturdy wave]

yeah, plus in the phillipines here, sim cards are commonly used because most people here dont know alot abt internet stuff

but eh soon the people born with the internet will grow

also esims on the phillipines were just introduced like a month ago

they just announced it april 5

chat died

wow

[proven nymph]

nice k

[fading mason]

Why i live in Indonesia and see many Palm oil farm company anywhere?

At least many that in Borneo

Server too quiet again...

[fading mason]

Whoah bro

I never expected that

[vocal plaza]

guys my theo town account didn't saving:(((

[fading mason]

Don't ask me

[fading mason]

Ask Moderator

Or ask @true lintel

[merry timber]

europapa

[fading mason]

Dawg

[compact dragon]

Gello https://twitter.com/haru_manul/status/1792878139401757103

haru_manul (@haru_manul) on X

アズちゃん🥰

神戸どうぶつ王国
2024.4.7

#神戸どうぶつ王国
#マヌルネコ
#アズ

Twitter · May 21, 2024, 11:20 AM

[fading mason]

@proud void is watching from dark

[true lintel]

Hi

What exactlh is the problem (screenshot)

[fading mason]

@vocal plaza theotown account didnt saving progres

So he ask in here

[true lintel]

Also, no need to ping mods unless its an emergency

[true lintel]

Im not sure how i can help with map saves

[vocal plaza]

i tried many times but it didn't save progress

[true lintel]

Does it crash or just stuck?

[vocal plaza]

i can log in acc

but no maps saving

[true lintel]

^^

[vocal plaza]

i delete and redowland game it starts from zero

[true lintel]

Well i cant help you if you dont tell me how it doesnt save

[vocal plaza]

there was no crash

[true lintel]

Oh wait so is the problem that when you download the game you cant play old maps?

[vocal plaza]

yes

[true lintel]

Alright so that is because map progress and plugins are saved locally (on your device) rather than your account

You need to back up your maps before uninstalling or upload to online mods to keep them

[vocal plaza]

like theonia and flat earth??

[true lintel]

No theonia and flat earths are integrated into the game

That is different

[unborn panther]

https://tenor.com/view/urushi-yaotome-box-jump-scare-soredemo-ayumu-wa-yosetekuru-when-will-ayumu-make-his-move-gif-26533541

[vocal plaza]

but this maps didn't save too

[true lintel]

Yeah those maps dont save but the region will be thete

As i said, game progress is stored on your device which gets deleted when you uninstall

[vocal plaza]

i played in tributaries and it is empty now

[true lintel]

Also the same for tributaries

[vocal plaza]

than what is purpose of accunt

[true lintel]

Its also the same for single maps, regions generated by you and plugins

[true lintel]

Diamond sync, online mode and dowbloading plugins which you had on another device without paying or watching ads again.

Its also used to comment on plugin store

You can actually play without an account

[vocal plaza]

if it didn't save acc information it is useless

i don't have files about this game

[winged spruce]

Not in Poland

[true lintel]

Ypu can save them if they are uploaded on to online regiond

[vocal plaza]

i didn't have online region

[true lintel]

Its a free game, you arent forced to watch ads or anything, having them being saved on a server will cost money for the devs

[vocal plaza]

but it makes my work garbage

[true lintel]

Then i guess you should save your files before uninstalling

[vocal plaza]

how

[true lintel]

Move them to a different folder on your device

[kindred hare]

Yes specifically:

[kindred hare]

Ptag files

[sinful peak]

TheoTown files are located under such directories:

• Windows: C:\Users\(insert username)\TheoTown or %USERPROFILE%\TheoTown
• Linux: ~/TheoTown
• MacOS: /user/TheoTown
• Android: /storage/emulated/0/Android/data/info.flowersoft.theotown.theotown/files
  By default you should be in /storage/emulated/0/. Uninstalling the game on Android will delete all files, unless you decide to keep the files when prompted by uninstaller.

If you cannot access game files through these directories, game has an in-built file manager for mobile devices which is accessible from the region view menu.

You can find your plugin, music, region and city files there as well as logs for debugging purposes.

[idle river]

E

[true lintel]

Jesse!!!

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/_boisvert-entirely-beloved-xreamm-ech0chamber-weirdcore-gif-24317940

[dense swan]

omg Jesse (From Breaking Bad)(Real)

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/mangal-gif-14400954

yaaaaasss slay it gurly

[craggy hamlet]

Holar

I’m back

Coffee keeping me running

🫡

[gritty sand]

cofefee

[proud void]

https://tenor.com/view/stalking-spy-simpsons-creeping-lurker-gif-15842386

[dense swan]

cfoofe

[craggy hamlet]

Isn’t that a island

[gritty sand]

idk

[merry timber]

coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc

Which is funny

[gritty sand]

ok

[dense swan]

ynnuf spelled backwards is funny

[craggy hamlet]

Ijobol

[dense swan]

which os funny

[craggy hamlet]

What is racecar spelled backwards

[merry timber]

racist

[hybrid anvil]

its race- oh

[dense swan]

icant believe u said thay

[craggy hamlet]

Ban

[hybrid anvil]

Its the same word...

https://tenor.com/view/anime-laugh-anime-anime-girl-gif-24536926

[merry timber]

blruhp

[craggy hamlet]

I got to school late 🗣️

[gritty sand]

imagine going to school

I haven't gone to school in years

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-christian-bale-american-psycho-kissy-face-nod-gif-4860124

bro escaped the matrix

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/syntax-syntaxerror-error-old-oldman-gif-26009112

Egg

[merry timber]

mr krabs is wanted by the FBI

[craggy hamlet]

He’s also a canibal

It’s referenced multiple times in the show that kraby patty’s are crab meat

That’s why there are no crabs in bikini bottom

[gritty sand]

Thank God there really shouldn't be

How about the top?

[craggy hamlet]

Sea racism?

You support the great crab genocide

[merry timber]

tax evasion on multiple counts, breaking and entering multiple times, fraud, ATTEMPTED bank robbery, underpaying workers, child labor, animal abuse on multiple counts, multiple charges of assault and battery, 1ST DEGREE MURDER on multiple counts, child abuse on multiple counts, hate crimes, osha violations, slavery, destruction of property, multiple counts of health code violations

hiring a hitman

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[craggy hamlet]

Was Mr crabs really behind the Japanese invasion of bikini bottom?

[craggy hamlet]

Yes he was

In the San Francisco war crimes trial crabs was sentenced to death by firing squad

Eugene Crabs committed several fish rights violations

[hybrid anvil]

⑨

[craggy hamlet]

Mr crabs brutal campaign led to the bombing of bikini bottom

Do yall think squidward was working with the Japanese aswell or is crabs just trying to put the blame on someone else

[true lintel]

whar

its not that deep lmao

[craggy hamlet]

Mr crabs is bad

We like to add lore

[true lintel]

hes just a guy who likes his money

[craggy hamlet]

He was in the navy

Didn’t define which navy

Bunny you shoukd look into me and eggs Alvin’s and the chipmunks, Diddy, and My little pony war crime trials lore

Like 2 days ago

[true lintel]

please no

i do not want to see that

[craggy hamlet]

Ok I am sorry

[true lintel]

also

bikini bottom is a real life place

[craggy hamlet]

I know

They actually dropped nuclear bombs there

[true lintel]

i think its part of the us?

yeah

[merry timber]

In total, Mr krabs will receive the following :
$1,033,100 in fines, 94 years in prison, 2 life sentences, restaurant shutdown, death penalty

[craggy hamlet]

It’s in the Marshall Islands

[merry timber]

wait mr krabs did genocide?

[craggy hamlet]

Yes

[true lintel]

so maybe he did his service in there?

not genocide

[craggy hamlet]

He admitted that he uses crabs in his party’s

Patty

[craggy hamlet]

And that he was in the navy

[true lintel]

0.0

cannabalism

[craggy hamlet]

Why else do you think they nuked bikini bottom

To try and get rid of him

[craggy hamlet]

23 nuclear bombs were dropped on bikini bottom

[merry timber]

(UPDATED) In total, Mr krabs will receive the following :
$12,033,100 in fines, 294 years in prison, 5 life sentences, restaurant shutdown, 2 death penalty

[fluid frigate]

sending this to my history teacher rn

[craggy hamlet]

He was sentenced to death by firing squad

[craggy hamlet]

My history teacher loves hearing these lores

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/george-lopez-sharkboy-lavagirl-mr-electric-sneeze-gif-21595725

[true lintel]

hi egg

[gritty sand]

good morning

[craggy hamlet]

The other day we were explaining to him how twilight and fifty shades of gray are a product of 9/11

[craggy hamlet]

Which is actually true

[hybrid anvil]

Hi eggony

[craggy hamlet]

Meow

[hybrid anvil]

We are doing a documentary about the bikini bottom bombings of 1945

[naive ice]

My phone is now all new parts

[craggy hamlet]

That’s usually what a phone is

[gritty sand]

Hewlo

[naive ice]

The only original parts are the motherboard and camera

[fluid frigate]

miau uwu

[craggy hamlet]

Mr crabs genocide in the pacific

Mr crabs on trial 1951

[fluid frigate]

mr krabs was the pilot who bombed pearl harbour

[craggy hamlet]

Woah woah

I didn’t go that far now

I was making stuff and events up I was in no way relating to real world events

[fluid frigate]

oh

ok then

[craggy hamlet]

It’s ok

It happens to the best of us

Let’s not reference real world events

[naive ice]

The nuremburg trials is for the European front tho not the Pacific front

[fluid frigate]

kk got it

[naive ice]

Trials for the Pacific front didn't take place until 2014

[craggy hamlet]

Idk I just looked up crabs on trial

[merry timber]

aint that wild

this is a cartoon character

[craggy hamlet]

He also committed mass genocide

Against crabs

[merry timber]

oh my goodness

[fluid frigate]

Raid of The Chum Bucket (October 1948)

[craggy hamlet]

The chum bucket revolution

[merry timber]

oh i feel like thats a reference to something very controversial

[fluid frigate]

what

[craggy hamlet]

We all know

Don’t do it

[merry timber]

nvm

anyway

[craggy hamlet]

It will make us stop this lore

[fluid frigate]

what is even

Nvm

[merry timber]

mr krabs doesnt even pay his workers

[fluid frigate]

real

[merry timber]

we lost him…

[craggy hamlet]

Link didn’t work bro

[merry timber]

we’ve lost him

[craggy hamlet]

Get better at scamming

[merry timber]

he’s been compromised

[craggy hamlet]

Mr crabs got to him

He knows to much

I got banned

I got banned from every TheoTown server except some random Brazilian one

I love the Brazilians

[craggy hamlet]

Hola como estas

[gritty sand]

I'm literally crying air dryers for how sad this is when the phonkers became blow dryers this is so sad I'm literally SLAY QUEEN Mr princess of the seven trees of princess land you so inspiring fr fr slay queen I'm totalled my car today because of this and I will sue you but first it wanna tell you you changed my life and I'm so happy fr fr xd xd so thank you for thr free 50$ steam but there are butterflies on my screen how do you fix that they won't stop moaning and its annoying so much and I don't like it could you change it to princess ponies but not rainbow sparkle because she committed war crimes and it makes me sad fr so much and I'm very sad

[hybrid anvil]

whar

[craggy hamlet]

What the hell

[still rose]

This makes no sense

[hybrid anvil]

Those words are so touching🥹

[naive ice]

So is it brainrot hour

[naive ice]

slayyy

[languid shell]

Bro just reading in voice mail

Sorry to repost this again lol

[hybrid anvil]

miau🥰

[merry timber]

mother calm down

[true lintel]

marqo 😭

you make me despise the existance of voice messages

[hybrid anvil]

ill stop now

[true lintel]

lol

[hybrid anvil]

my friend sent me that

[true lintel]

im gonna take a nap

[hybrid anvil]

The thing im reading

[hybrid anvil]

Alrighty, have a good rest my sweet bunny!

[merry timber]

I did some research on Spongebob’s list of crimes
Disturbing the peace 50 times, 25 counts of vandalism, 20 reckless driving counts, Impersonating a health inspector, 3rd degree attempted murder, kidnapping 538 people, public indecency, 5 counts of food poisoning, 15 counts of fraud, 35 assault counts

In total, this are all the punishments the little sponge will receive : 137 years and 60 days in jail, life imprisonment, $37,500 in fines, driving license suspension 20x.

im getting bored so now im just listing the crimes of popular cartoon characters

[craggy hamlet]

God sponge bob

[craggy hamlet]

Bruh my school sent me to the auditorium

Cause these idiots are testing

[merry timber]

if ur wondering whats with the 538 counts of kidnapping,
there was an episode in spongebob where he and patrick thought they’ve landed on an alien planet and the duo decided to kidnap everyone in the bikini bottom

[craggy hamlet]

Does anyone want to see a fun fact

[merry timber]

sure

[craggy hamlet]

The United States has 4/5 of the most powerful air forces

[merry timber]

thats common knowledge

[craggy hamlet]

Fun fact tho

Someone ought to have not known that

[merry timber]

Antarctican Armed Forces can beat y’all

[craggy hamlet]

We will invade Antarctica next

[fading mason]

Invade Thailand

Thailand never being colonized

[merry timber]

our state of the art anti air defenses are so advanced they can detect the best stealth fighters

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-perfect-michael-fassbender-magneto-x-men-first-class-gif-2260686001358167676

[craggy hamlet]

Even Antarctica is under American defense

The American umbrella of defense never fails

[merry timber]

the Antarctican National Defense Force has the harshest training

we are fit to combat any force

[merry timber]

Just look at our military

these are recruits after 5 days of training

[craggy hamlet]

Do they have nuclear weapons ?

[fading mason]

Penguin army💀

Nah

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-english-agent-yawn-tired-rowan-atkinson-gif-17502421

[merry timber]

duhh why do you think we’re being colonized

we have uranium

[craggy hamlet]

I believe that Thailand is under American defense aswell

[merry timber]

our air force is well equipped with the best of the best melee training

we dont need a navy since penguins can swim well

[craggy hamlet]

Yes we do

I haven’t read much in it but it looks like the US is obligated to defend this land

Thailand

As is we are to defend Antarctica

[merry timber]

you know what

ruling over ungrateful penguins really sucks

you guys can take over

[craggy hamlet]

We already have surprisingly

Turns out Antarctica has military value

[merry timber]

Dont piss off the penguins though

[craggy hamlet]

Well we are protecting them with our nuclear weapons

They must be grateful

[fading mason]

Tsar bomba 💀

[gritty sand]

thats russia

[fading mason]

In 1961

[craggy hamlet]

Russia has that one

Americas largest nuclear bomb is like Casa bravo or something

[finite basin]

And?

[fading mason]

Fat boy

[craggy hamlet]

No that’s the bomb used in ww2

[merry timber]

having X Æ A 12 as a name must be hell

[craggy hamlet]

I’m more scared of a nuclear tsunami than a nuclear bomb

[fading mason]

Bro you remind me to Tsunami tragedy in Indonesia

20 years ago

[craggy hamlet]

Oh the impossible

That movie is based on it

[fading mason]

We have strongest mosque in Indonesia

[craggy hamlet]

But I was mentioning that a certain country has nuclear bombs with the sole purpose of causing tsunamis

[fading mason]

Nah

[craggy hamlet]

Yes

It’s called a Poseidon torpedo

There’s supposed to be 30 in service

15 in pacific 15 in Atlantic

[fading mason]

Japan also waste their Nuclear to sea

[craggy hamlet]

Fukushima the water is infected

[merry timber]

rhubarbarabarbara

[craggy hamlet]

They are releasing it in very small increments to not poison the nearby wildlife

And are heavily filtered too I belive

[fading mason]

I can approved for Japan is most many technology

But not with his Darkside

[craggy hamlet]

Japan is a nice place

In Asia the counties I want to visit are Japan, SK, Taiwan, Thailand, and Singapore

Very nice countries

[fading mason]

Yep nice Asia countries

People thinks bali is a Country

[craggy hamlet]

Isn’t it

[fading mason]

What a stupid, Bali is Province of Indonesia

Also they thinks Dubai is Country

[gritty sand]

indonesia is a country?

[craggy hamlet]

No one thinks Dubai is a country

[gritty sand]

i thought it was a continent

[fading mason]

Yes

[fading mason]

Bruh

[hybrid anvil]

They think every city in metro manila is just, manila lmfao

[craggy hamlet]

I thought Indonesia was apart of Malaysia

[fading mason]

Malaysian stole Rendang

[gritty sand]

oh god que

im getting my popcorn

[craggy hamlet]

I’m just kidding fell

[fading mason]

Also we have largest palm oil farm in Borneo

[craggy hamlet]

Indonesia is beautiful

I actually would like to go but I’ve been terrified but the Jakarta traffic complication

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-surprised-face-little-boss-gif-alisa-gif-16133616529628653686

[fading mason]

And pls America dont touch my palm oil

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-amazing-alesha-dixon-britains-got-talent-youre-wonderful-incredible-gif-19571140

[craggy hamlet]

Can’t make promises

[hybrid anvil]

I have classes tomorrow lmfao

[fading mason]

Nah

[hybrid anvil]

@queen ermine yu going tomorrow

[cosmic laurel]

Same

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-gif-19395383

Don’t tread on the American dream

Indonesia is the 51st state

[fading mason]

I can approve that America want oil

[craggy hamlet]

We didn’t invade Indonesia for oil 🤷‍♂️

We could of but we didn’t

[fading mason]

Its ok

[craggy hamlet]

Didnt we like peer pressure all the European countries to let the colonies free

[queen ermine]

Ye

[craggy hamlet]

Cause we kinda liberated them

[fading mason]

Netherland

[hybrid anvil]

I was gonna give you back your sketchbook earlier last week lmao

[craggy hamlet]

America liberated Indonesia from Japan

But I think after the was we pressured the Europeans to liberate colonies

[queen ermine]

I hope you didnt draw any suspicious touhou drawings again on one of the blank pages

[hybrid anvil]

I didnt

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-gif-10924547

[craggy hamlet]

Probably to weaken Europe so it never waged war like that again

But also so that America could establish spheres of influence in regions it already has a military presence

[latent wraith]

What are we talking about

[ivory bone]

probably some kind of history

[latent wraith]

And why are we talking about it

[craggy hamlet]

Dw Evan we aren’t arguing

[ivory bone]

didn't read most of it

[fading mason]

Oil

[craggy hamlet]

We are talking about Indonesian history

[fading mason]

Yes

[craggy hamlet]

Now we are post ww2

[fading mason]

I historyteller

[ivory bone]

there's like a million other topics you could've chosen

[latent wraith]

You seemed to get off on a tangent away from Indonesian history

[craggy hamlet]

Did you know they have the biggest palm oil farm in Borneo

[fading mason]

I have photo

From palm oil

[craggy hamlet]

I thought America would have the largest palm oil farm in Borneo

But we don’t it’s Indonesia

What Evan is palm oil

Do the palm trees make oil

What if instead of palm trees we had freaky trees

https://tenor.com/view/tree-monster-oculus-acron-squirrel-gif-20752893

[fading mason]

We have palm oil farm

[craggy hamlet]

Oh it’s actually from palm trees

[fading mason]

And amount asset is 42.2 Trilion Rupiah from palm oil

[craggy hamlet]

Idk why I imagined they had people lined up and collected the oils and sweats from their palms

Fell

Want to hear a fun fact

I rub palm oil on egg sometimes

[fading mason]

Bruh

[high hill]

Who in their right mind would ever want to know that

[craggy hamlet]

Everyone in their right mind

[high hill]

Nobody ever

[boreal lion]

Breaking phsichs in 30 meters

[high hill]

Where's the eye bleach

[craggy hamlet]

Anyways

[fading mason]

Anyways we stonks

From Indonesia

[craggy hamlet]

Fell what island do you live in?

[gritty sand]

what

[craggy hamlet]

Yeah bro

Remember that one time at the pool

[gritty sand]

what

[boreal lion]

Yo wth -242 Ton cargo demand😭

[craggy hamlet]

What

[fading mason]

Island

[craggy hamlet]

I knew it

[fading mason]

I'm live in this island

[boreal lion]

Nevermind

[craggy hamlet]

That’s a archipelago

Circle it

[fading mason]

I know but google is error

Wait a minute

[craggy hamlet]

Just remix the picture you sent

And circle the island

[boreal lion]

What a cute snail

[craggy hamlet]

I live on this island

Fun fact the entire eastern United States is a island technically

[fading mason]

Uhh wrong photo

[craggy hamlet]

Because of the Mississippi River

[gritty sand]

plugin?

[latent wraith]

Find that logic every continent could be an island

[craggy hamlet]

Well if we want to get into the only smaller masses are islands then

Fun fact all of south Florida is a island

[craggy hamlet]

Ques face

[gritty sand]

thanks

[latent wraith]

Furthermore last I checked islands have a distinct cut of from the rest of the Continental shelf

[versed tendon]

Rivers don't tend to go a lot deeper than a few meters

[craggy hamlet]

The caloosahatchee river cuts it off from the west and a canal from Lake Okeechobee to the Atlantic cuts it off from the east

[merry timber]

gj

[craggy hamlet]

Caloosahatchee river is semi wide

It narrows the deeper inland you go but still

[fading mason]

I'm live in here

[craggy hamlet]

Is that your city

[fading mason]

Yep

[hybrid anvil]

I live in this planet

[craggy hamlet]

Why is it purple

[hybrid anvil]

Idk a random visual glitch made purple boxes appear

[fading mason]

Bruh purple

[hybrid anvil]

Idk, somewhere in this area

[craggy hamlet]

Is that Jupiter

Quesso who lives here

[fading mason]

Tf Saint Petersburg 💀

[craggy hamlet]

It’s a city in Florida

Very pretty

[fading mason]

Russia also have Saint Petersburg

[craggy hamlet]

Florida did it better tbh

[proud void]

Us trying not to steal Europeans cities

Challenge impossible

[craggy hamlet]

It was actually founded by a Russian who was from Saint Petersburg

That’s why he named it that

We did it better tbh

[unborn panther]

🧀

cheese

[craggy hamlet]

Queso

[fading mason]

Anyways

[craggy hamlet]

What part of Romania are you in

[fading mason]

I wanna sleep

[craggy hamlet]

Sleep

[fading mason]

Goodnight everyone

[craggy hamlet]

Good morning 💚

[gritty sand]

not me

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-deformed-gif-12461963

[hybrid anvil]

You!!!1!

[craggy hamlet]

He does

[fading mason]

I'm not sleeping btch

[gritty sand]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/poob-wigglin-dancing-pencil-gif-17880277

[proud void]

Hmm

[fading mason]

He meant Russian from Leningrad

[fickle tapir]

Nope

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/gangnam-style-my-little-pony-mlp-pinkie-pie-pony-gif-26241838

[fickle tapir]

Not everything in the US is the best

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/tropical-heat-rp-the-real-joey-five-m-bcso-polar-bear-five-m-gif-24937853

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-humor-ben-shapiro-gif-23142576

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-gif-23324392

[craggy hamlet]

Mostly it is tho

[merry timber]

tbh thats whats pissing off people here

[fickle tapir]

Free healthcare where you at

[craggy hamlet]

Girl it’s a joke

[fading mason]

The real name of Saint Petersburg is Leningrad

[merry timber]

yeah i understand that
its just some people get offended by it

[fading mason]

Not Petersburg

[merry timber]

i have free healthcare

[fickle tapir]

That's an old name

[craggy hamlet]

Brevorik did you get offended

[fading mason]

Oh my bad

[craggy hamlet]

Florida cities aren’t that old

[fading mason]

Adding high buildings

[fickle tapir]

These days it's hard to tell which ones satire and which ones are not

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-colbert-popcorn-3d-glasses-watching-eating-gif-17602628

[craggy hamlet]

Everything I say is satire

I’m literally a cat

With a fish hat

[merry timber]

i will piss in your popcorn

[fickle tapir]

Really

[fading mason]

I'm literally a people

[craggy hamlet]

I’m sorry if I offended you brevorik

[fading mason]

With my homies

[craggy hamlet]

It was supposed to be humorous

[fickle tapir]

Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello hello hello, how low

[craggy hamlet]

That’s a rude thing to say

Egg just want popcorn

But anyways

Up until like the 1960s no one lived in Florida

It was swampy and so hot

Really what made this state boom was the adoption of air conditioning

[elfin oracle]

I want to make my city's skyline as full of mid-rise skyscrapers as possible

[unborn panther]

[hybrid anvil]

Goodnight y'all

[craggy hamlet]

God bless to you aswell

[hybrid anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-azumanga-daioh-ayumu-kusaga-ayumu-good-night-gif-961306308588708616

[fading mason]

Nah I will sleep

See tommorow

[craggy hamlet]

Don’t let the eggs bite

[fickle tapir]

Not really, carry on

[gritty sand]

how about we dont

[fading mason]

Madafaka, Im wake up after sleep 1 minutes

[gritty sand]

whats yall favorite ice cream flavor

[craggy hamlet]

Mangolada

[fickle tapir]

10 pm here already? Crazy

[craggy hamlet]

It’s 10 am here

[fading mason]

Palm oil

It's 9 pm in here

[kindred hare]

Me with 16h of screentime: yea what?

[fading mason]

Yakka just being Yakka

[craggy hamlet]

I haven’t sleept in like 32 hours lol

[kindred hare]

The longest time of someone not sleeping is 11 days.

[craggy hamlet]

That’s fatal

[gritty sand]

oh que

[fading mason]

My Neighbor is always 24 hours active

[gritty sand]

your gonna sleep tonight

[craggy hamlet]

Im gonna take a nap after school

[gritty sand]

i will make the mods time you out so you quit talking here if i have to

[craggy hamlet]

Then get on my grind

Nah I actually just have a lot of final projects

Essays

And they’ve been keeping me up

[fading mason]

I'm have school tommorow and this is last I'm study in my school

[elfin oracle]

Any one have this plugin ?!

[queen ermine]

@hybrid anvil wake

MARQ

[gritty sand]

not available

[queen ermine]

its important

[craggy hamlet]

It’s probably in one of the Brazilian servers I’m in

[gritty sand]

@hybrid anvil your husband requests your presence

[hybrid anvil]

why

[craggy hamlet]

That looks like Portuguese

[kindred hare]

Congratulations, you're now graduated. But wait,watch school develops and change more than the last time you'd remember.

[queen ermine]

||do we have anything to do tomorrow or...||

[hybrid anvil]

Nothing

just pass your folders and notebooks and stuff

[queen ermine]

Thats it?

[elfin oracle]

Now private ?!

[kindred hare]

Sakuya's word of today: ceiling.

[queen ermine]

time to play volleyball then

[hybrid anvil]

I'll be helping our adviser do work

[merry timber]

mama

[hybrid anvil]

Since ya know, im the class president and such

[elfin oracle]

@craggy hamlet can u give server link 🙏

[merry timber]

real

[hybrid anvil]

Yes sweetheart?

[merry timber]

i want jollibee

[hybrid anvil]

Tomorrow

[merry timber]

okaye

[craggy hamlet]

Idk

[hybrid anvil]

i have work to do

[craggy hamlet]

I’m just assuming

I don’t understand Portuguese

So I don’t know what plugins are what

[queen ermine]

Thx marq my "beautiful wife"

[kindred hare]

Man,my brain is simply blanked out. Idk what to do atm.

[hybrid anvil]

You're welcome loving wusband🥰

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/my-little-pony-mlp-gif-11340130

[queen ermine]

May we talk about this in class

[craggy hamlet]

Adding to the lore I see

[queen ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-wtf-stunned-dumbfounded-gif-7658627

[kindred hare]

Reminds me with the song discord - Living Tombstone

[gritty sand]

idk if its canon

[hybrid anvil]

Alrighty back to sleep

[craggy hamlet]

It’s a gif has to be

[gritty sand]

so true

[hybrid anvil]

gn

[gritty sand]

gnj marqi

[queen ermine]

Cool

goodnight

[craggy hamlet]

#language-bar

[gritty sand]

Hi eggony

Gm

[craggy hamlet]

No hi for me

😦

[gritty sand]

Haha

L

[queen ermine]

Now that marq's out of the convo

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-holy-moly-gif-25041694

[queen ermine]

Ima move to plugin discussions

[merry timber]

tumorous growth gif

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/m4kktruck-getintoitya-hasbulla-gif-2415743079225801183

[gritty sand]

Bye

[gritty sand]

Smash

[gritty sand]

what

[craggy hamlet]

Uncanny valley

[gritty sand]

excuss me what

[merry timber]

technically hasbullah is 18+

he has a disorder

[craggy hamlet]

I can see

[gritty sand]

leave him alone😭

[merry timber]

but still

weirdo

[gritty sand]

do not do harassment

[queen ermine]

Well i have no idea for any plugins so im moving back here

[gritty sand]

make all of brazil as a plugin

[queen ermine]

Why are we harassing hasubullah now?

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/bolo-luiza-tumor-gif-18229119

[queen ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/msnbc-nbc-dateline-tcap-to-catch-a-predator-gif-84110453795790412

@gritty sand

[merry timber]

Rule 5 violation

[queen ermine]

Im gonna decide not to sleep for school tomorrow

[merry timber]

pee mod menu

punishment type ban

[queen ermine]

I mean, we got nothing to do

[merry timber]

eggnog has been banned from the server

[queen ermine]

Shockers

[craggy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-humor-gman-gif-21276179

[merry timber]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-poo-bill-nye-spinning-gif-17521905

[craggy hamlet]

This violates the gen alpha ban

[merry timber]

do you see a toilet?

no

[gritty sand]

no no no

[queen ermine]

Its just bill nye

[craggy hamlet]

I see things that go in a toilet