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ye for the Tallinn storm
boeing are you indonesian π
I see
anyone here play battle cats
estonian storm smh
Wrong
Truck or bus?
@rough tusk guess what
nice camera hanoi
This guy is sleeping.
What
phuc mil 17
Bro π
I wonder what he draming.
Wow guys I can see my house here
WTF
Hmm yes, lovely
I will ban you from tlmep
I mean yall still have wet ground rn it seems like in hanoi
and say goodbye to your moderators role in tlmep
nooo!
What country.
That's the question.
π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
"Truck or bus?"
"Yes"
noooo!!!!
indonesian
phuc is your president yy!!!!
I wonder what the sleepy driver is dreaming.
Nah it hasn't started raining yet
I meant phuc riding mil πππ
Di ako Indo.
Actually
He wasn't sleeping based on the pic
Henlo
What is he doing
oh, filipino
Yep
Looked like he was grabbing smth
Your life is photoshopped π
ok but did you know that the Russian prime minister goes to work by helicopter???π€―π€―π€―π€―
Norway
nice try
Oh hello
How's your day?
Anyone?
Well time to do other things.
Bye for now.
hi
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Wow guys I finally have a nice pic of hanoi
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pretty skyyy
so real
leaf did you miss larisas execution last night?
is it a mil
@fluid frigate @gritty sand @junior iron omg Malaysia will visit Vietnam
they do be choosing the worst day to visit
Black balact
there will be like a storm next week
im more of a [party] kind of guy
normal day in southeast asia
average asean weather:
asean
Malaysia Anwar Ibrahim
So real
is his name Malaysia
me when I'm inthe middle of robbing an walmart and i notice the leashes section
no
his name is walmart
imagine if it is π«πΏ
Maphilindo
you mean oceania
the fact that your prime minister is named Malaysia Anwar Ibrahim is insane
@junior iron erlc when :(
Maphilindo is gonna be a mess if it ever formed
what
No it's not.
leave the Philippines outta dis
Insert the Philippine rods
ah yes Dato' Seri is definitely Malaysia
Wait til you finds out the prime minister of Malaysia, Anwar Ibrahim is actually Malaysian π€―
π€―
INSANE
omg wild
gila
havent heard? larisa got kicked
why
This is one of the shocking discoveries of the entire history
Meanwhile the Austrian guy who created German "national anthem":
hey no
bruh
lmao from what server
still no
WTF
I thought he is Vietnamese
Roblox Furry RP [ERLC] 18+ (ROBLOX)
Malaysia Anwar Ibrahim* you meant
noob
Anwar Ibrahi*
no hope alliance
alliance of lost
this server, 'cause
what other server would i be talkin bout
got 1948'ed away by evan
oh the fake larisa?
did they find out that he is Turkmenistani
phuc you
leg cramps at 3am is the worst pain
oh yeah speaking of leg cramps
when i went to see the sleeping shark, i was climbing down the wooden steps into the ocean and slipped on the third step
and fell and hurt both my thighs
and theys till hurt
on the side cause i slammed into the railing
Hi
Ah
Same
remember the larisa guy yall were pinging instead of larisa radio tm?
meanwhile me with my gtx 1050ti (it's a good card)
Ah
brb
also reminds me to post a picture of former president phuc every time kingshoot does a phun joke
i saw "theres tofu derivatives in the fridge now"
phun joke are the phunniest
this is a sign im slowly moving into insanity
Will the overni...
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ya
Dementia π
Are fractals a fancy way to describe dementia? π€
That's good for the environment.
cheese for me, yes?
Ironically I just uhh hlllh uhhh swallowed an entire block of cheese.
that's bonking 101
build bus stops, train stations and the like
Ok, thanks
"temporal memory damage"/and many more
βa dive to absolute infinity & insanityβ
recursion
looks more like an infinite loop to me
"figment of cosmic imagination inside human mind with a bit of tarnation"
twenty pho seven
Me thirsty at 3AM:
Man I'm really opting to be an ATPL pilot.
Airline Transport Pilot License.
So I can fly and best part.
Free vacation to wherever in the world.
I'm gonna sing.
wow guys he did a Vietnam reference
There.
If you appreciate it any way of appreciation will do.
My voice just is weird because of discord and my phone.
But it's good irl.
I could public speak and probably speak about theotown if I could crash down the barrier holding me back.
Helipooler
Oh no
when bulgaria
π
open celeste
celestial resort c side
quit
π€
accurate
just realised remains hasnt come to hear the story
what story
He's doing far more important things most likely.
Like I'm dreaming of going to work early.
Setting my plane and getting the plane nice and warm.
And the passengers boarding.
a storyyy thaat has to do with geography
interesting
probably in a voice call with his friends
This game is better than Anuke's whatever game that was, change my mind.
I'm gonna sing again, next time.
But not now because my voice sounds like a guy who's on the verge of breaking apart.
Goodnight everyone.
Gn I'm going to sleep too
gn π
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ah public execution to wish for sweet dreams
Just padding the stats
I hope so because this is big
π
Oh wow that's huge news
Wonder if JA i mean Chaotic Neutral will join VPS
Now you all gotta contain yourself haha
Aren't these concrete walls around us enough?
You know human flesh tends not be that strong,
That's why they have bones.
good night
Arrives by Wed, Jul 19 Buy New Minecraft Green Creeper Body 12 Can Mini Fridge 8L 2 Door Ambient Lighting 25.2" H 9.5" W 9.1" D at Walmart.com
Walmart now has creeper mini fridge for 98$
12 cans fit in
And in night it can glow
Next thing you know is that you look at the creeper's eyes which then short-circuits the whole house and explodes.
Guys what is this new culture thing? How do I improve the happiness?
accurate
whats the last ver of game
1.10.44?
Pversion
thx man
π€feed the snailπ€
My phone are on the edge right now
Screen about to fall out so i have to use rubber band
And have change to become a Arab simulator
Feed the sail π€
how do i kill the 3 mosquitoes in my room that r trolling me
yo guys i killed one of dem
fire
Ah yes, the best method
Philippine moment
kyo
help me
mosquitoes went from 2 to god damn 3 again
i think i got one
goodness
I'd make a homemade anti mosquito device
got another
or buy one in the local shop
tho i lost its body
pain
real
there is no local shop
only tindahans
oh god
uh oh
goodluck then
im js gonna stay down stairs till it's morning
Why do mosquitos exist
what time is it there?
2:31 am
i was trying to go back to sleep at 1 am but the god damn mosquitoes
Buy a fish net to cover you against mosquitos
full body or for thighs
fish nets have large holes lmao
they are made to let the small fishies out but keep large fishies in
just get a mosquito net, for the whole body
get a mosquito spray then
Just build yourself a concrete bunker
and dont wear black, those blood suckers are attracted to dark
Really? In Philippines?
KILL ALL MOSQUITOES
please
i beg
can we make mosquitoes go extinct
rtobby, i will tell you the story
what benefit do mosquitoes bring to the world
- they spread toxoplasmoids
- they kill humans
- they bite me a lot
I met a czech man today. He was with his wife, daughter and im pretty sure i saw a grandma and grandpa. So I was talking to the man, and I asked him where he was from. His exact words were "Im from czeck republic. Do you know where that is?" and i had like a happy moment cause i learnt the map of europe. and i told him "yeah, its in europeee" and he tole me "Thats correct, near germany" he was a cool dude
czechia is based
i once had to kill 15 mosquitos in one night. probably were more, but i got tired of them and went to sleep in my brothers room next to my grandma who was staying with us at the time
yes. there is absolutely no reason why mosquitoes should stay alive
european accents are hard tho, for me as a person without much of an accent (if i say so myslef)
they also breed in all the water in your home
kill every single mosquito
i do not care if it will cause problems within ecosystems
make mosquitoes extinct
they make annoying sounds, they bite, they spread disease
ong
idc kill em all raaaahhhhh
no such frogs here
think of the innocent lives of children that mosquitoes kill
kinda rare to see a frog in my neighborhood
best part, i can barely spell it let alone pronounce it
try spell it
@gritty sand I HAS KILLED ONE WOOO
isnt kyo malay? who should be asleep
yeah i'm pretty sure kyo lives in one of those gulf nations
qatar i think it was? maybe, can't remember lmao
yeah it's qatar
Lovvy
"potentially"

but where is it
middle east
wheres that
near the gulf of persia
no clue where that is
how tf did i study travel and tourism being this clueless on geograhy lmao
and got an A too
"middle east"
"where is that"
i can hear my geography teacher rip her walls in anger
Bunny if my geography teacher met you i am pretty sure she'd dig a grave for you
you do not believe how angry she was when a kid confused west with east
ive no clue which is east and west lmao
always take a gamble on that labelling it on a compass
no clue how i survived past grade 10 with that
i know north and south though
and north macedenia isnt north of europe
North macedonia is named that for bcz of a long story
hi
Balkan shenanigans
oh hi bunny
also atleast my geographyyy is getting better
Also bunny its easy to find out east and west
is ittt
also damn you still confuse eadt and wedy
like i know where the sun rises from king lmao
west is left right is east
yes
gonna remember south eSt asia
easier to remember
south east is right to my country
malysia, india etc
it's not meant to be north of europe
i literally told you the story a million times
take a look at the us
why is north carolina not north of usa?
why is south dakota not south of usa?
why is west virginia not west of usa?
why is florida not a country?
Bcz it isnt
it should be
awesome
Ikr
gimme
Now I need to wait 6 weeks before I can actually use the normal ones :(
Stinky
Stfu quin
Nah uh
ah knew it
What do you mean, Nuh uh?
Anyways hows sleepy joe Jesse doing
he is da queen
I'm doing idk
ooh icic
Fine ig?
About as succesful as the reddit
Oh my gawd
wait u made music
Clearly you haven't seen the motivational speech from mr himself
Which motivational speech
Used to yeah
me want listen
hi jesse
Hello 26
v sick
Hello remains
He is very sick at making somgs
Used to be very sick
Jesse when your Spotify
i am very sick from mining iron
gura, please prove that you are not fake
Whenever I make good covers maybe I'll start recording some
and wearing steel-electrum composite
Proof
I could have bought that as well
Paardeworst is good
how do i know that it's your finger?
i do not believe
either way, who uses motorola
Because
you must be fake judging by the images you are sending
clearly, this hand belongs to motorola, not you
Nah uh
Motorala is just the guy who owns me
See
if you're not fake
I don't want to do finger reveal pictures
Imagine not revealing fingers
means you're fake
I did do a thigh reveal as a joke
Why..
Was quite funny
evan did an ankle reveal once
Eh send ja the wrong picture
π€
Look men
dog looks real
Already consumed
Thats a ananananananas
pineapple
No ananas
the hand is still in the ownership of motorola
no pineapple
g
Look I will proof that Quin is fake
Pineapple? I only see a ananas there
nah i see more pineapple here than ur bad ananas
ownership of motorola
hand reveal what the heck
Davinki
Hell yes
My hands are real
My buttons are very real as well
And I honestly love the look with the buttons
But idk, the earrings I bought look better
Still Motorola
still motorola
Still motorola
Look at the bottom of the copyright
you did not have to spread them like that
Saids right there
"by Mr Quin himself" is a paid actor
Quin is government propaganda
what the heck
Quin is Fake
no quin is real
There
That's the hand of 17 Jul 2023, 23:21
clearly it's in the ownership of 17 Jul 2023, 23:21
Thats the date
Eho is 17 Jul 2023, 23:21
No, that's a person
no it's the date
no
i think Quin was hired by mark rutte to spread dutch propaganda in this server
must be a subsidiary of Motorola
no lies
Hmm interesting
Quinten is assuming that 17 Jul 2023, 23:21 is in fact a date
He's assuming someone's role
Norway
Noway
Get this guy out of here
Get Norway away
that is a controversial opinion of his
if i had to guess it's to spread dutch influence here
like me fr fr
Fr fr
That's ownership of the teddy
Shut up you goofy goober
you think we're that gullible?
Yes
just confirm it, you're fake
wow that is harassment
You're a nobody
No i already sent proof enough that finger is mine
@twilit scarab i would like to report a case of harassment against me
You're a nobody too so
go on
π¦
The only way to confirm it's yours is to point it at a piece of paper with your full government name, dob, social security number, credit card numbers and the funky numbers on the back of it
Proof that I'm not
I'm outta here, just get the mods
ownership of Your Mom
Ownership by your mom
Clearly you're fake
This man
prove it
The lack of banana bread Pictures
Such fierce defence, just accept it Quinten. That hand is not yours
i'm sorry, but this is not relevant to our current conversation.
you are the one who's fake, you cannot accuse others of being fake
How you dare take a double identity
Without π you're fake
i am not revealing my ... parts, excuse me
Nah uh don't show that
Please specify the member or the user you are trying to punish!
ban
Ban this guy
ban quin
Get him outta here
π
Im in Ohio now
clearly this is fake
gawr gura belongs to hololive
Such darkness
Here proof im real
Clearly, that shows you aren't
it's all null
Just turn up the brightness of the void
No that's property of The Voidβ’
You'll see something there
Maybe
The void is all
The void is part of everyone.
do not deface the void
what is this?!?!?!?!' An arse,!!!????
We do not tolerate NSFW content
Eh worked better than expected
ban
GET THOSE GRIPPERS AWYA
what in the heck
Wanna go use a f16block 15
Bro since when can we do that
Since a few months
Okay that's new
this is fake
That's CGI
That's fictional
quin finally accepts the fact he's fake
How dare you use the military in such bad manner
This is real
ima hope in the back fr
Ah yes, peak music
@night sentinel feed the snail
Quinten
ban
You should listen to SMILEYS 2.0 on full volume to proof you're real
fake image
what the heck is that
Unreal
Picture of a middle finger
amazing
@unborn panther
that is 100% quin hand
Side view
amazing
I hope you like it
what
Listing to it
Its eh breaking my speakers
I love it
Very loud
I need to replace my headphones because of this
i have this feeling that quin may not be playing the song and may just be acting
Check my status.
LEGO
lego
pierre
looks about 4% real
Lego
Lego
This guy buying the whole store
i mean
bought two sets
got 4 for free
thats how you get some cash back
sell the free sets
Sell the gift ones its about 30 bucks
i always do
π¦
So many lego
still got an easter set
30 new money
now the blacktron, bionicle, ambulance 4x4, and the houses of the world 1 and 2
that were all free gifts and i want to sell
oh and 3 of those vip add on packs
Remains has a Lego addiction?
all 4 together should be about 60-70 bucks
i wouldnt say so, but when i buy, I buy smart so i get free gifts to sell
to make it cheaper
save some money yknow
I mean, you get enjoyment from lego
i sure do
I just buy a lot of Spanish Meat
meat gets ya enjoyment too
Fair enough
just shorter lived
And I got earrings with it, well that's somewhat enjoyment for a while
Uhh, what more
ah nice
Oh yeah, cigs (don't smoke kids, it is not cool and it's like actually very bad for ya health)
both ears or just the one
And uhh
Both yes
nice nice
Oh yes and a lot of energy drinks
fair enough
Like basically the standard construction worker diet
Oh for sure
asd
in highschool our english teacher smoked every single break period, and then sometime during the year we got a writing assignment, but we could choose the topic ourselves
when she came over to check what me and my friend were writing, we were just writing the part of our essay where it says how much smoking costs the average smoker a year xD
she read that and didnt know how quickly to move to the next group
it was very fun
we both got a good grade. I genuinely think she just went ah fuck this, have an 8, next one
fair enough
i mean despite my lego, dont get me wrong, that costs quite a bt
my main expense? definitely uni
No swearing young man
Spanish Meat, energy drinks and cigs
And a lot of Shoarma bread
Like those bapao thingys
But then with shoarma
they are nice tho
Ikrrr
Like I didn't expect them to be so good when you put them in the toaster
But like
They're waaaayyyyy better then the microwave if you put them in the toaster for 4 mins
but yea no, uni takes most of my money, greedy bastards. books be expensive too but i can live with that. tuition being raised like 500 bucks in the last 7 years tho?
Jesus christ
good tip
How long you gotta go still?
if you think ive been doing uni for 7 already xD
Yeah well idk, you said they raised 500 in 7 yeats
Ahhhh
but ye
That explains a lot
used to be 1800 a yaer
Still quite expensive
upcoming year, tuition will be 2314 bucks
My god
and that is only your admittance. still gotta get books ofc
pay rent if you wanna live there (and be able to find a room first) etc
Am I glad I'm BBL, no costs for school and I get paid to go
last year was 2209
Holy mother above
i dont blame ya, sounds like a dream money wise for sure
so yea, i got student loans debt xD
At least ya got the basis beurs back
its something yea
gotta see if im able to get it yet tho
its unclear if you can switch from "thuiswonend" to "uitwonend" throughout the year
Uhh no clue, I suppose so?
and since i want to move out, its better to wait a few months than be stuck with the thuiswonend beurs
Knowing DUO I won't be surprised
exactlyy
Am I glad I don't have to deal with them no more
Still gotta deal with the rest
And Justis because uhh.. oops
whatcha do xD
but getting a VOG will be a problem?
But Justis don't like me having underaged drinking
But like, I don't even have anything related to alcohol at DNB
Besides, I already went to HALT and they said it wouldn't have any impact on my record, but idk, maybe they added it as a comment somewhere and Justis doesn't like that
No clue
Yeah I noticed
Oh yes also Toeslagen and Belastingdienst starting next month
Yeah exactly that
It's on record, but not officially
them being like
There's no winning
hey, you get 11 bucks back
but, we dont give anything if its under 15
so thanks for the 11 bucks
and like, not that 11 bucks is that big of a difference to me
but if they steal those 10 bucks from 500.000 people
thats a nice profit for them that they basically stole
thats the only thing im positive about rn tbh
H either Cool blue biking job about 1,2k per month for 24h or vakkenvulle in marko
since my zorgtoeslag is higher than my zorgpremie
so im earning like 20 bucks a month from zorgtoeslag
The zorgtoeslag is finally above the zorg payment amount
yes
inhales
GRATIS???
Bikin is what i love but i hate vakkenvulle
No I'm not gonna do that.
come work in healthcare. wages are sick
We got 6500 hours which still need to be planned and were packed until like Q2 next year
So uhh yes
Come work in construction, we need software engineers
Already have trauma from the Vreesmachine
Sure let me pass out while during my job.
I cannot handle insides of humans well
I will pass out
no insides present
Come become a volunteer for the red Cross!
I will fall on da floor
just dementia patients in the nursing homes
You cannot do anything to stop me from doing so
worked there for 3 years, havent seen any human insides yet
Yet
hey ya never know
@twilit scarab einfach irgendjemand reference
on a scan?
Nope
Sadly not
I had accident
Got run over by a car
And uhh yes, entire arm open
Not a lovely sight to say the least
i cant imagine it being yea
everything okay afterwards/now?
all functional again or
Surprisingly enough nothing broken nor sprained
Would jesse pass out if he sees human insides
good on ya
I remember having a hole in a chin :) was Very fun
For the fact I got run over with a speed difference of 60, I've basically walked away with just a scratch
lucky you in that case
For real yeah
Ever had a tooth pass threw your lips?
Yep
well, worst ive seen at the nursing home is someone fainting and some people having a messed up face because they fell a few days prior
and a tiny bit of blood
Oh god I still remember when I ran over the gravel path in my yard with one of those rollators
Then I fell
can i one up ya?
Like I looked like Scarface when that happened
Another weird thing I log into...
ever fallen on a tooth so that the tooth shoots back up into your gums/tandvlees and takes a whole 2 years to come back down
Jesus
and also permanently damages the volwassen teeth
i cant im afraid
Darn
though i do already have like 10 teeth less than the averga human being
I have like, 10 teeth total.. milk teeth plus adult teeth
4 wisdom removed, 4 molars removed because no space, and 2 molars are conjoined
The tooth breaking wasn't that bad
10 total
But getting a tooth chipped was very painful
thats interesting to say the least
we are all nice and messed up
xD
Capybara therapy
At first i thought you were talking about CBD
The best therapy.
I do have a "few" tooth problems now
Mainly because i hated brushing teeth when i was little
God damn Tobby
Yeah uh it's coming back to bite
